Alduin saves your life and then chills the rest of the game until you start messing with his plans. Chillest antagonist ever. Just live and let live and you're cool.
Lvl 60 now, in yet another playthrough, still haven't meet Delphine in Riverwood. 😂 But got ALL the houses including CC. I love this game, been playing since it's initial release over a decade ago.
Honestly, vampirism is the only time I make sure I don't have a disease before arcadia has a chance to ponder the fact of how I'm even alive whenever I walk into her shop
“Yeah, I met a vampire and she cured me by making me a vampire. Removed my lycanthropy completely, I didn’t have to do some witch-head ritual like the last harbinger. …Am I still a vampire? Oh, no, I had some dude un-undeath me with the black soul gem I made from the Ebony Dude about 172 levels ago. I hope I go to Sovngarde someday, then I can see if killing him got him there after all.”
@@tephye9065 Exactly. The Ebony Warrior would probably be sent to the Soul Cairn for eternity instead of Sovngarde. Hypothetically, the Dragonborn could find him there.
@@adrianvulpes9509uhh using a soul gem makes them ho to soul karin (I think that's how it's written) the place In The dawnguard dlc where you get arvak fight dhurnaviir and meet Serena's mother
Volkihar, guess just different side of same coin Bard’s college, just a member, right? Vigilants of Stendarr just let their house get burned down and don’t even enlist the Dragonborn, they missed the memo
To be fair. On the others their leader died and what you call it "candy bar on your way" is saving their hide and doing quite helpful things for their faction. Also... I'm sure you didn't count them for some reason(which might be even good), but for nitpicking, you don't get to be the high king in vanilla skyrim if you either the imperials or the stormcloaks.
This plastic armor makes me remember my carnival kindergarden 's costume ... I had this plastic armour with also a cool golden sword and big grey shield ^-^
The best part is that the Last Dragonborn is all but confirmed to be a shezarrine, so when/if he dies, none of the daedra will get a piece because that soul is on an express flight to Aetherius
@@DovahGirlie Shezzarine. An influential and god-like figure. Usually a near or fully immortal champion who helps defend humanity. It is believed that the divine champion Pelinal Whitestake (oblivion Knight of the nine quest) was a Shezzarine.
That's why I hate videogames, it appeals to the male fantasy. Male fantasy: being desired by like 20 psychopaths. I have to admit that some (like mommy azura) are quite easy on the eye, but some people are just down sick for being dominated.
It's a lie though. You start the game with 2 and at the start of the bridge in winterhold you're asked to perform a 3rd which cant be flame or heal (You're always asked an apprentice or adept spell and those 2 are novice level). And to progress the quest you are given a lesser ward by tolfdir. To manipulate the mechanism that shows the map you need flame and frostbite spells, so that's a 5th. I might have forgotten some more, but you know at least 5 spells if you're an archmage.
@@namejsklava8276 Unless you have scrolls. Or staffs. You could theoretically get in with 0 spells if you had 2 staffs and 3 scrolls Real Archmage material
the problem is some things end up feeling samey. every version of some sort of spellsword, eg, paladin, cleric, warlock, battlemage, ect, all feel the same gameplay wise and all level up mostly the same things. in games with dedicated classes all those playstyles feel much more unique and have more depth
Wherever akatosh is, technically every dragon is a part of him including the dragonborn, although the dragon part of us might get separated and our character might just go to whatever afterlife their race believes in
@@eraimatteiwell then the guild had a few speakers. Because last I checked multiple people talked to people then they also made you go talk to people from time to time. Being the listener just seems better because nobody else is doing it.
@@tabularasa0606whys everyone seem to dog in that quest? Its not a bad reward for low level. Half of your enemies are gonna be undead for a good while anyway
When I first played Skyrim, my dad walked in when I found her beacon. I asked him what it was. He just gave me this stupid grin and told me to take it. He fricking knew.
@NightQueen we need a mod that makes respawning adventurer npcs and makes them aware of where the beacon is, and if they touch it, it goes to a new chest and everyone in skyrim hears the line, forcing the player to actually do the quest or hear her babble
Villager: You killed my father! DB: I’m sorry, I don’t remember any of it. Villager: You don’t remember?!? DB: The day the Dragon Born graced your village was the most important day of your life. But for me, it was Tirdas.
I'm gonna level with you. Your father wanted to catch these hands, no magic, no weapons. I accepted his request. Then he decided he wanted a real fight, and pulled out a knife. I was hoping he would just get tired of slashing at me, and you know, I hit him a couple times, still fists only of course. I waited for him to yield, you know, but then he fell over and just, didn't get back up. Karma for not fighting fair if you ask me.
when you do every sidequest and reach the top of (or defeat) every faction in the region before ever touching the main story and then still somehow waltz through the thalmor embassy, the home of the most comprehensive spy network in the lore, completely unrecognized
@@jeremytitus9519 I'm pretty sure you're missing out on killing the trollsiest dragon of all time who has managed to break into Valhalla to eat the souls of honored dead warriors
Imagine the chaos with all the aedras and daedras trying to claim the Dragonborn's soul only for Akatosh to reclaim it back because the dragons are literally a piece of him
@@thedukebelmondoi just did the hermae mora stuff in the dragonborn dlc, he doesnt ask for your soul like nocturnal does. Same for auriels bow. Both quests give you the same deal with hermae and its basically “this is a trade, you will accept this trade if you want to further your goals. I have my own stuff to worry about.”
@@mashur4880 Mora literally tells Miraak as he's killing him that he found a "more faithful servant" and afterwards tells you to, paraphrasing, don't get any ideas of betraying him or you'll end up like Miraak.
Lol that reminds me of this friend of mine who had one that was essentially not only a god, but a living universe. But it was clumsy so it wasn’t a Mary Sue or anything
"You're that new member of the Companions. So you, what, fetch the mead?" "Trust me, pal, I'm gonna be top dog- I mean, Harbinger in a matter of days."
@@horizonlight4263 It's called Meridia's Beacon. It's an item from one the Daedric Prince(ess) Meridia's Temple that starts a quest for her. It can show up in any chest from Level 10 (12?) onward, and when you pick it Meridia quite LOUDLY starts speaking to you and telling you to go clear her temple out of a necromancer who has defiled it.
I got halfway thru the civil war and my glitched with white run in ruins, and after having to revert to a save from before the war, I vowed never to do it again.
I like starting the main story, going to solstheim to start Dragonborn, finish the civil war, do main quest, then do Dragonborn. It makes Alcuin feel like the mid game villain, and Miraak steals dragon souls occasionally making Alcuin a stepping stone before you go after the true villain.
I get sick satisfaction the more daedric quests I complete and tell I’m dedicated my soul to them. I may not say it aloud, but the devil on my shoulder gleefully cackles, “Have fun fighting over it when I die. May the fuckiest fucker of fuckery win. Meanwhile, ima slip into Sovngarde.”
@@infinitechumbucket Akatosh yes, even though it's stated that Akatosh did create the dragonborn, it isn't that they go straight back to Akatosh. Whereas, Tsun does. Also Akatosh is a combination of Shor and Auriel.
I’ll only do it early on in my gameplay for that sweet ass sword she gives you I remember the first time I grabbed it. I had a headset on and when she said *A NEW HAND TOUCHES THE BEACON* I literally threw my controller. It was so loud and unexpected 😂
This short is probably the most accurate summary of the Skyrim experience I’ve ever seen… literally condensed the hundreds of hours I’ve spent in the game into 1min perfectly 😂😂
@@Ky-kx2hd you fed on the flesh of the slain too huh? it took me liek two weeks to change back in game wait time.. i used it to uncover half the map and bitch slap any idiot who tried to attack me.. i found a lot of quest required individuals this way too.. damn immortal bastards..
@@somepvpguy69 same i got so bored after doing everything that i slaughtered anything that wasnt essential or a child then got a mod that allows me to kill essential people then killed them
For the "normal"(not crimson) nirnroot you can go to Sarethi Farm in the Rift. You can get the crimson nirnroot there, but only *after* doing the quest about collecting them
I have played skyrim for so many hours. Bought multiple versions of the game. Had so many different character saves. I have yet completed the game a single time. That is how you know it's a good game.
🤣 my brother and I get into fights all the time because I have never finished the main quest line dispite having about 60+ hours put into the game and he only does the side quests after he finishes the main story and thinks I'm waisting all my time. 😂
"I have no idea how I'm the arch mage"- my character in oblivion. Stealth archer glass cannon build. Super fast though. Spells in my repertoire: 1.) Level 1 healing 2.)
On the other hand, I have a buddy who isn't very versed in these types of games. He tried RDD2. He spend 16 hours playing the game seemingly aimlessly and when his friend asked him what he thought of the first couple quests and mentioned what they entailed he went, "I have no idea what you're talking about," and realized he didn't even do any of the main story. He quit after that.
I like to think that the dragonborn keeps secret identities for each conflicting faction and if the dragon born has kids he’ll teach them skills from each and give them opportunities to join any of them when ready
To me, he was never a fun fight. Just a slightly more powerful dragon. They should've made him way crazier to battle. To me the best dragon fight I've had was the optional one where you fight the twins
" I know like Two spells." The game starts you with two spells. This man apparently went through the entire game's main stories without ever learning a spell. That's just a bit short of ymfah levels of craziness.
Alduin saves your life and then chills the rest of the game until you start messing with his plans. Chillest antagonist ever. Just live and let live and you're cool.
understandable. never mess with a man's garden
He wasn't trying to save you.
@@AIHumanEqualityi bet your fun at parties.
@@thegungeonmaster you're*
Point proven. Thanks.
him completely forgetting to actually do the main quest is really accurate
My friend got skyrim for me and he keeps asking if I have done the main story but hey it much more fun dicking around doing other stuff in the game
Lvl 60 now, in yet another playthrough, still haven't meet Delphine in Riverwood. 😂
But got ALL the houses including CC.
I love this game, been playing since it's initial release over a decade ago.
I did the dark brotherhood, thieves guild and the werewolf warriors quests and then quit, no main quest for me 😊
meridian’s beacon is the main quest?
You never forget, you just know better than to give delphine the ability to bitch you around for 3 hours
nothing is worse than accidentally pressing the 'loot all' button on a chest with the beacon in it and getting jumpscared to sovngarde
The worse is the item is not even in the chest from a quest 💀
Jumpscared to Sovngarde is such a nice formulation
You mean heart attacked???
"A NEW HAND TOUCHES THE BEACON."
A nEw HaNd ToUcHeS ThE BeAcOn
the 3 loudest sounds in the world
3. train horn
2. concert speakers
1. A NEW HAND TOUCHES THE BEACON
nirn root too
You forgot how awfully loud bears are in this game?
Me regretting hitting take all on a random chest
THX Deep Note intro sound effect at the beginning of 90s movies... always seemed to be the loudest thing to me.
0. Fire breath from a dragon
don't forgetting being an immortal Vampire lord and simultaneously leader of the companions
Honestly, vampirism is the only time I make sure I don't have a disease before arcadia has a chance to ponder the fact of how I'm even alive whenever I walk into her shop
@@kim98677 i just break in and steal spriggan sap for enchantment loop
@@dotheflip4706 break in? No no no no, that's why we have buckets.
@@kim98677 I'm not a monster, I'm not going to rob her in the middle of the day!
@@dotheflip4706 I really don't think robbery victims care much at all for what time of day it is 😂
*Completes all College of Winterhold quests with a battleaxe
*Becomes the arch mage
The Axe Mage
*throws things at people with telekinesis spell until they die* You guys are using weapons?
I think you only need to know how to ward, right? For that one lesson on wards? Oh, and the entrance spell.
It was a Bound BattleAxe! Two handed on a million
"When you're fighting mages, close the distance and hit em hard."
- (S)Words and Philosophy
"I have no idea how I'm the Arch-Mage, I know like 2 spells."
The amounts of truth in that sentence knows no bounds
NO BOUNDS
Never did the winterhold questline without being 100% mage
Only need one spell if you got the spellbreaker shield😎
Ymfah did a video where he cast and learned 0 spells, it’s a brilliant video as well.
Even I know 40 spells, I'm only using 4 tops.
"I was a werewolf for a month. That was pretty cool."
“Yeah, I met a vampire and she cured me by making me a vampire. Removed my lycanthropy completely, I didn’t have to do some witch-head ritual like the last harbinger. …Am I still a vampire? Oh, no, I had some dude un-undeath me with the black soul gem I made from the Ebony Dude about 172 levels ago. I hope I go to Sovngarde someday, then I can see if killing him got him there after all.”
@@adrianvulpes9509 doesn't using a dark soul gem on someone make them go into a whole nother realm?
@@tephye9065 Exactly. The Ebony Warrior would probably be sent to the Soul Cairn for eternity instead of Sovngarde. Hypothetically, the Dragonborn could find him there.
@@adrianvulpes9509uhh using a soul gem makes them ho to soul karin (I think that's how it's written) the place In The dawnguard dlc where you get arvak fight dhurnaviir and meet Serena's mother
what happen to the soul when you consume the soul gem on an enchantment?
"dear poopybutt
It is with sadness we write you that your friend has passed away. Attached is 500 septims."
FOR FUCKS SAKE LYDIA
The Jarl has, however, deducted a tax of 499 septims.
I swear like I get an inheritance from people I kill
a small sum of 30 septims has been deducted, as the lawfully and honourably due tax
@@LucidLiuxx confused why I’m paid at all when I was the one who killed them.
Fun fact the dawnguard is the only group that doesn't make you their leader just because you picked them up a candy bar on your way home.
How about a sweet roll?
Volkihar, guess just different side of same coin
Bard’s college, just a member, right?
Vigilants of Stendarr just let their house get burned down and don’t even enlist the Dragonborn, they missed the memo
@@PiousMoltar It is... acceptable...
To be fair. On the others their leader died and what you call it "candy bar on your way" is saving their hide and doing quite helpful things for their faction.
Also... I'm sure you didn't count them for some reason(which might be even good), but for nitpicking, you don't get to be the high king in vanilla skyrim if you either the imperials or the stormcloaks.
@@matheusjahnke8643 Don't cry dude, it's a joke about a video game
Credit to Alduin for being super chill and waiting on you to finish the rest of the game.
Didn't know he was chill like that
I mean he did me a solid so I’m doing him one…..
Ayio thats kinda dum fax
Dont need to worry about Alduin ending the world if you kill everybody yourself first 🤣
Well I beat him at level 17 if I remember correctly, and I did it cause I was just bored.
I haven't seen that plastic armor in like 15 years. What a throwback
This plastic armor makes me remember my carnival kindergarden 's costume ... I had this plastic armour with also a cool golden sword and big grey shield ^-^
I had that same armor as a kid too, at least 20+ years ago. Strange, it seems smaller than I remembered. Funny thing huh?
@@NotoriousPumpa Yes! Funny ... I miss those moments even I can still wear a costume (but it's not the same vibes as being The Knight)
the comment I was looking for XD
There's a real castle near me (nice but expensive to visit) that has a shop that probably does 'armour' like that.
"oh also my soul is owned by like 20 different daedra btw, it's cool tho"
The best part is that the Last Dragonborn is all but confirmed to be a shezarrine, so when/if he dies, none of the daedra will get a piece because that soul is on an express flight to Aetherius
"When I die, it's gonna cause a civil war in Oblivion."
@@Galimeer5 Sorry, the Last Dragonborn was a what-now? All I can understand from your comment is Aetherius.
@@DovahGirlie Shezzarine. An influential and god-like figure. Usually a near or fully immortal champion who helps defend humanity. It is believed that the divine champion Pelinal Whitestake (oblivion Knight of the nine quest) was a Shezzarine.
That's why I hate videogames, it appeals to the male fantasy.
Male fantasy: being desired by like 20 psychopaths.
I have to admit that some (like mommy azura) are quite easy on the eye, but some people are just down sick for being dominated.
I think it’s funny how we all hate the quest, but it’s not because the reward is bad, it’s just because Meridia is that annoying
Me: *sighs sharply then quicksaves
its the
>opens a chest literally in the middle of nowhere
>A NEW HAND TOUCHES THE BEACON
It jumpscared me the first time
@@jasonsweeney890 I found it in a chest after slaughtering a giant. Just, out in a field.
I never understood why everyone hates the quest. I thought it was fine
That arch image bit with 2 spells is the realest shit
Well, maybe it's like with Bruce Lee's quote, and he just got extremely good at these 2 spells. Just a fun thought.
Beat the whole quest line with a steel battleaxe 🤣
back in morrowind days you actually needed to know magic to be in the magicianz guild
It's a lie though. You start the game with 2 and at the start of the bridge in winterhold you're asked to perform a 3rd which cant be flame or heal (You're always asked an apprentice or adept spell and those 2 are novice level). And to progress the quest you are given a lesser ward by tolfdir. To manipulate the mechanism that shows the map you need flame and frostbite spells, so that's a 5th. I might have forgotten some more, but you know at least 5 spells if you're an archmage.
@@namejsklava8276 Unless you have scrolls. Or staffs.
You could theoretically get in with 0 spells if you had 2 staffs and 3 scrolls
Real Archmage material
This is actually something that I really really enjoyed about Skyrim. You can multi-class very well
I'm a stealth archer that mains a greatsword with heavy armor.
the problem is some things end up feeling samey. every version of some sort of spellsword, eg, paladin, cleric, warlock, battlemage, ect, all feel the same gameplay wise and all level up mostly the same things. in games with dedicated classes all those playstyles feel much more unique and have more depth
@@war_fish🤔makes sense
No, i don't like it at all. I'm more classic guilds guy. Warrior, Mage or Thief but not everything at once.
@@hivefleetkronos4108 looking at you Baldur's Gate 3
"I've sold my soul to like 7 gods by now! I have no clue what my afterlife is gonna be."
Wherever akatosh is, technically every dragon is a part of him including the dragonborn, although the dragon part of us might get separated and our character might just go to whatever afterlife their race believes in
Pretty sure it's gonna be a daedric war. Like, I'm pretty sure everyone but Jyggalag can end up with a claim.
@@Umbra_UrsusI wonder if Daedric Princes go to Soul Claims Court, for complex Disputed cases ....?
🤔
If it's not Yahweh It's probably hell. Cast away into darkness with screaming and nashing of teeth.
@@Osama_Zyn_Laden I don't remember Yahweh being IN Tamriel....!?
Is he the same as Sithis or Alduin?
Man skipped the listener role and straight-up is now the Night Mother
Underrated comment
Funny thing is a speaker is middle management. taking the contracts from the listener and giving it to members of the dark brotherhood
This. I love this 😭
Nan. The Speaker is supposed to be the one that talks with people outside the guild
@@eraimatteiwell then the guild had a few speakers. Because last I checked multiple people talked to people then they also made you go talk to people from time to time. Being the listener just seems better because nobody else is doing it.
He forgot to mention that he is also the Champion of basically every Daedric God ever
he mentioned that in the beginning
Gonna cause a civil war over his soul when he dies
Except Meridia!
@@MangoesAreDelish no he didnt lol
@@tabularasa0606whys everyone seem to dog in that quest? Its not a bad reward for low level. Half of your enemies are gonna be undead for a good while anyway
"Hey Meridia, you want to make us some breakfast?"
"A NEW HAND TOUCHES THE BACON."
“Ooh cool rock, I wonder what-“
A NEW HAND TOUCHES THE BEACON
Lmaoooo that’s what I was thinking 😂😂😂😂😂
I don't get it
@@dripcoon8667 If you take the beacon you will start an annoying quest.
Yeah but dual wielding Dawnbreaker is pretty cool
@@damianc8586 ok
Finding Meridia's beacon is like the Elder Scrolls equivalent to being rick rolled.
I need a mod that changed the audio for it now
Closest thing to reality
*laughs in deaf*
Unlike Meridia voice lines,i actually enjoy Never Gonna Give You Up
Worse. Its operating on UA-cam without adblocker enabled.
*A N E W H A N D T O U C H E S T H E B E A C O N*
Well besides that you get a cool sword I guess
𝙇𝙄𝙎𝙏𝙀𝙉, 𝙃𝙀𝘼𝙍 𝙈𝙀 𝘼𝙉𝘿 𝙊𝘽𝙀𝙔
you translated that voice line into text perfectly.
@@frogtank4407 not enough ear bleeding representation, but close enough.
@@thatoneperson0001 A FOUL DARKNESS HAS SEEPED INTO MY TEMPLE
Poopie Butt is 90% more responsible than most Dragonborn’s 💀💀💀
When I first played Skyrim, my dad walked in when I found her beacon. I asked him what it was. He just gave me this stupid grin and told me to take it. He fricking knew.
@@meg_saye Ever notice how opening line is 10x louder than everything else. I also just don't like swords, and my dad knew this.
@NightQueen we need a mod that makes respawning adventurer npcs and makes them aware of where the beacon is, and if they touch it, it goes to a new chest and everyone in skyrim hears the line, forcing the player to actually do the quest or hear her babble
@@molassesman4066 NO, I REFUSE TO DO IT
That’s so fucking funny 😂
@@meg_saye Seriously. And all the corpses have so much money on them. It's a great quest.
A nEw HaNd ToUcHeS tHe BeAcOn
"A NEW HAND TOUCHES THE BEACON"
A New Hand Touches the Beacon
Ayyyyy Bozo Nabbed My Beacon
A new hand touches the bacon...
a new hand touches the bottom 😳
Villager: You killed my father!
DB: I’m sorry, I don’t remember any of it.
Villager: You don’t remember?!?
DB: The day the Dragon Born graced your village was the most important day of your life. But for me, it was Tirdas.
For me, this was straight fire
But for you, it was the default flame spell🔥🔥
"It was Fredas when i bring down the doom to the cloud district"
Prepare to die
And then I would rip out his spine
I'm gonna level with you. Your father wanted to catch these hands, no magic, no weapons. I accepted his request. Then he decided he wanted a real fight, and pulled out a knife. I was hoping he would just get tired of slashing at me, and you know, I hit him a couple times, still fists only of course. I waited for him to yield, you know, but then he fell over and just, didn't get back up. Karma for not fighting fair if you ask me.
God you completely described my first ever playthrough. Literally did all the side quest before I realized there was a main quest. Freeking spot on!
"Don't touch that. Trust me" 🤣🤣🤣
"Another hand touches the beacon" 🗿
I fucking hate that quest lol
It's more of, "don't touch that again"
But the weapon I get is so good
@@habijjj I played just enough to know this must be sarcasm
You just know this man hasn't climbed the 7000 goddamn steps yet
Ehh more oike 700 xd
I was like nah it cant be 7k so i counted them and got ried after counting 230 steps
Nah, he probably has, just to leave klimmeks supplies then goes off to go do some other delivery.
this mf took 2 hours jumping up on the other side of the mountain
hasnt had to kill that annoying ass troll
when you do every sidequest and reach the top of (or defeat) every faction in the region before ever touching the main story and then still somehow waltz through the thalmor embassy, the home of the most comprehensive spy network in the lore, completely unrecognized
That part is always hilarious
Ive never actually finished the main story. I put a hundred or so hours into Skyrim, but ive only climbed the mountain to the greybeards once
@@thegreatestfallout1794NOTHING. That’s what you’re missing out on.
@@jeremytitus9519 I'm pretty sure you're missing out on killing the trollsiest dragon of all time who has managed to break into Valhalla to eat the souls of honored dead warriors
@@jeremytitus9519but partysnax
I love how he did everything but didn’t beat the main story yet. He’s a true Skyrim player.
Imagine the chaos with all the aedras and daedras trying to claim the Dragonborn's soul only for Akatosh to reclaim it back because the dragons are literally a piece of him
Good luck Herma-Mora! You've been Rickrolled!
@@thedukebelmondoi just did the hermae mora stuff in the dragonborn dlc, he doesnt ask for your soul like nocturnal does. Same for auriels bow. Both quests give you the same deal with hermae and its basically “this is a trade, you will accept this trade if you want to further your goals. I have my own stuff to worry about.”
Akatosh, The Dragon God of Trolling
Then Lorkhan snatches it back because he was the Dragonborn the whole time.
Classic Lorkhan prank.
@@mashur4880 Mora literally tells Miraak as he's killing him that he found a "more faithful servant" and afterwards tells you to, paraphrasing, don't get any ideas of betraying him or you'll end up like Miraak.
It reminds me of people’s roleplay personas
“Yeah so I’m like immortal completely and the greatest at everything but don’t worry it’s fair”
Lol that reminds me of this friend of mine who had one that was essentially not only a god, but a living universe. But it was clumsy so it wasn’t a Mary Sue or anything
I like to pretend that is a specific type of weapon hits me its like my one weakness and will kill me instantly, its fun
*stares at half the characters I've conceptualized*
Shiet.
Damn my character is just really good at torture
@@thenecromancer5007
I know a person with the exact same concept
"You're that new member of the Companions. So you, what, fetch the mead?"
"Trust me, pal, I'm gonna be top dog- I mean, Harbinger in a matter of days."
That’s funny as shit
"Days? We just decided you already are after our harbinger slit hid own throat gettin a look at ya."
😂
This whole video was worth it for the last 3 seconds "don't touch that"
I like the beacon early game you can get a lot of money from the dead corpses that’s all it’s really good for
But the "miniboss" is hard as hell to beat
Destroy that beacon
@@thelieutenant6141 if you’re Helen Keller with no arms then yeah sure
@@Croucher72649 a.k.a. legendary difficulty
@@Croucher72649 its hard for me bc i play on survival so :/
"killing a dragon? nah sorry im collecing little red stones all over the world"
Liar...
The unusual gems lol
@@DnxYT1 The Stones of Barenziah
"Oh that. Don't touch th-"
"A NEW HAND TOUCHES THE BEACON!"
I’ve never played Skyrim, what the absolute fuck is the glowing rock
@@horizonlight4263 its just a loud sound effect im pretty sure
@@horizonlight4263 the worst mistake you will ever make, and it can show up pretty much EVERYWHERE
@@horizonlight4263
It's called Meridia's Beacon. It's an item from one the Daedric Prince(ess) Meridia's Temple that starts a quest for her.
It can show up in any chest from Level 10 (12?) onward, and when you pick it Meridia quite LOUDLY starts speaking to you and telling you to go clear her temple out of a necromancer who has defiled it.
@@sir_beeingtonthe1st20 one time it showed up in the bleak falls barrow chest for me... AHHHHHHHHHHHH
Alduin is a real one. Saves your life and just be chilling. Ive added modded quests before and completed them not remembering the main one 😂
You got to love the fact how everyone will do everything else besides Alduin or Civil War - the two most important quest in the game 😅
I got halfway thru the civil war and my glitched with white run in ruins, and after having to revert to a save from before the war, I vowed never to do it again.
@@Nullandvoid971that's not a glitch, that's how it is if you pick stormcloaks because they attack
Wtf are u talking about marrying serana is the most important quest in the game
@@evilstation4426 RIP the guy not knowing his friendzoned :P
"I have no idea how I'm the arch mage i know like two spells" that's so true
Why are people proud that Bethesda ruined the mages questline 😭
@@JKeltTV Think its more mockery and fun than actual pride lol
Literally just the healing and flames spells you starts with
@@hulksmash3429 Gonna need a spell for them to let you in and a ward for a lesson.
@@somerandomgamer8504 Then damn this guy is really bad with the arts. He forgot his starter spells
You aren't the "Speaker" of the Dark Brotherhood you are the "Listener"
Scrolled through to find this comment so I didn’t comment the same thing twice lol
That’s crazy I’m still looking for who asked tho
@@nicolasa4lifeyou are so cool. Save some girls for the rest of us.
@@tedjonnson4649 nah bro I’m mad selfish all the hoes are mine sorry
@@nicolasa4lifeyeah save some for us bro
just seeing that white stone triggered auditory hallucinations
The Alduin part is dead on lmao 🤣. The main story is honestly the side mission.
Seriously! I was just going through quests and then found myself on it on accident, lol.
I like starting the main story, going to solstheim to start Dragonborn, finish the civil war, do main quest, then do Dragonborn. It makes Alcuin feel like the mid game villain, and Miraak steals dragon souls occasionally making Alcuin a stepping stone before you go after the true villain.
I still have never beat alduin
7 years and numerous side quests later
Its not alduin in the intro is it???
I get sick satisfaction the more daedric quests I complete and tell I’m dedicated my soul to them. I may not say it aloud, but the devil on my shoulder gleefully cackles, “Have fun fighting over it when I die. May the fuckiest fucker of fuckery win. Meanwhile, ima slip into Sovngarde.”
Sorry to ruin it for you but you can't go to sovengarde your soul belongs to Akatosh before all
@@infinitechumbucket Not necessarily. Tsun tells you you can go back to sovngard when you complete your count of days.
@@CMAzeriah who has more of a say over your soul Tsun or Akatosh all dragonborns belong to Akatosh
@@infinitechumbucket Akatosh yes, even though it's stated that Akatosh did create the dragonborn, it isn't that they go straight back to Akatosh. Whereas, Tsun does. Also Akatosh is a combination of Shor and Auriel.
Sorry to ruin it for everyone, but the dragonborn's soul is with hermaeus mora, just like the first dragonborn.
You’re not the speaker for the dark brotherhood, you’re the listener! Speakers enact the will of the night mother which she tells you.
Good to know I'm not the only one who forgot this because "the beacon."
Came to say this, but ended up reading the first half of your comment in Cicero's voice
Oh good im not alone
Glad not the only one pressed about it
@@mancomecanico Cicero is my favorite, I love his creepy jokes.
Speaker? Nah, you must be the listener.
“Who’s that? I can swear I’ve heard that name before.” The people in Raven Rock when I ask them about Miraak
A darker colored race being used as forced labor on a cold and unfamiliar land. Sounds familiar
AHAHAH
I laughed
I’ll only do it early on in my gameplay for that sweet ass sword she gives you
I remember the first time I grabbed it. I had a headset on and when she said *A NEW HAND TOUCHES THE BEACON* I literally threw my controller. It was so loud and unexpected 😂
Bro I was in the middle of fighting a dragon or something when I first got the beacon. I audibly screamed.
the first time I picked in up I was in a vampire cave and all I thought was "who put this here and why is she so annoying"
It can actually get duplicated somehow if you kill the dude directly. He’ll just have it for some reason. The sword I mean.
@@shadydaemon4178 yup
I seriously still remember the exact chest I found it in. Ffs it was my first daedra encounter as well, so I wasn't prepared for the volume.
“Don’t touch that” just had me rolling 😂
Explain please
@@tyrrell203 This is something that you need to have played the game for to understand. It involves one of the quests.
@@francoisvandermerwe4659a fucking headache of a quest
If only the sword were as awesome as it looks.
@@DarksideSleemo….did someone say, “mod my sword”?
"Don't touch that.. trust me."
If only someone had told me sooner.
This short is probably the most accurate summary of the Skyrim experience I’ve ever seen… literally condensed the hundreds of hours I’ve spent in the game into 1min perfectly 😂😂
You should see naiwal’s skyrim skits and stuff!! I love Bethesda centered skits 😅 he has a shorts channel here!
Sometimes I transform into a werewolf and raid a city then return when my time runs out.
Thank you for your honesty
The last time I did that it took me the better part of a week to turn back...
@@Ky-kx2hd you fed on the flesh of the slain too huh? it took me liek two weeks to change back in game wait time.. i used it to uncover half the map and bitch slap any idiot who tried to attack me.. i found a lot of quest required individuals this way too.. damn immortal bastards..
Thought I was the only one tbh
@@somepvpguy69 same i got so bored after doing everything that i slaughtered anything that wasnt essential or a child then got a mod that allows me to kill essential people then killed them
Most unrealistic part is actually collecting nirnroot
why tho if you do that secret quest you have to collect like 50 of the crimson nirnroot or whatever
Nah, I always stopped to collect it. It was the only way to shut the damn things up!
I collected them like crazy when I found out they where used in invisibility portions. (First play through was a theif)
For the "normal"(not crimson) nirnroot you can go to Sarethi Farm in the Rift.
You can get the crimson nirnroot there, but only *after* doing the quest about collecting them
It's so they stop making that God awful sound
"hey, dont punch me!"
"Fusrado!"
"Wha-"
Alduin the world -eater patiently waiting for the dragonborn to finish sidequests
Alduin:-I can wait a few more years to destroy the world
😂 Travels 10,000 years Into the future just to watch poopiebutt the Dragon born taking the piss for a couple more years
"Don't touch that. Trust me."
Kind man, I'dve let 'em. Get that damn thing out of my inventory finally 😭
I'd've*
I forget what the beacon does.
@@draketinjum428 I’d’v’e’L’t’m
@@stephenmarlowe4763 I' ' ' ' ' ' '
I'dve let'em gt'tat d'mn t'hng o'utta mah i'ñvñtry f'nlly
A new hand is yeeting the beacon into the ocean
"Hey, there goes that guy who's everyone"
“I fear not the man who knows 10,000 spells but the man who only knows two spells and uses one of them 10,000 times a day.”
-Bruce Lee, probably
That would be a terrifying amount of magic points so... accurate.
Ah yes... Bruce Lee, former archmage of the college in Winterhold. He was quite the philosopher.
@@notchomomma239 he was also leader of the thieve’s guild and the companions. He lead quite a big life.
What's the difference between a jazz and rock guitarist? The rock guitarist knows three chords and has a thousand fans...
@@notchomomma239 and bro's also a part of the bard college😨
"A NEW HAND HAS TOUCHED THE BEACON!"
lol!
“Don’t touch that!”
So true
I have played skyrim for so many hours. Bought multiple versions of the game. Had so many different character saves. I have yet completed the game a single time. That is how you know it's a good game.
🤣 my brother and I get into fights all the time because I have never finished the main quest line dispite having about 60+ hours put into the game and he only does the side quests after he finishes the main story and thinks I'm waisting all my time. 😂
Have you tried modding?
And then you want Elder Scrolls 6 😅
Bruh as someone with +400 hours and to have still never finished the main story line to kill alduin, i feel this so hard
I never finished Morrowind myself.
Only 400 hours?
I loved the entrance test for oblivions mages guild, also the fact that multiple cities had their own branch and specialized school of magic
"the speaker for the dark brotherhood" no you're the LISTENER
I used to have that exact armor costume as a kid. A wave of nostalgia just hit me
Me too bro core memory unlocked
Same bro but i only had that helmet
The plastic chest plate is unlocking a WAVE of nostalgia.
I had the same exact armor & sword when I was younger, ah the good ol days
That's all I was thinking the whole time lol! I had the whole set 😂
"I have no idea how I'm the arch mage"- my character in oblivion. Stealth archer glass cannon build. Super fast though.
Spells in my repertoire:
1.) Level 1 healing
2.)
How do you not have flames
“Hey I’m Poopiebutt” Already got me laughing 😂
Dragonborn is the least suspicious individual because he is everywhere and nowhere at once, he's the agent 47 of Elder scrolls
Lmao
Yeah when I started I ran around doing side-quests ended up doing the Main story around level 70
What the enemies see:
"God has entered the area"
yeah same tho lmao, my brain wouldn’t let me do the main quest unless i do all 3716183 side quests first!
same
On the other hand, I have a buddy who isn't very versed in these types of games. He tried RDD2. He spend 16 hours playing the game seemingly aimlessly and when his friend asked him what he thought of the first couple quests and mentioned what they entailed he went, "I have no idea what you're talking about," and realized he didn't even do any of the main story. He quit after that.
I like to think that the dragonborn keeps secret identities for each conflicting faction and if the dragon born has kids he’ll teach them skills from each and give them opportunities to join any of them when ready
based take
Hi
Every new run I do of Skyrim I have the same reaction when I see that beacon "Ah dammit do I even bother?"
The Listener for the Dark Brotherhood. Being a speaker is so Third Era😂
Bro became the night mother
Now all that's left is to fortify restoration loop until you become the strongest force in the observable universe
I had that exact fuckin knight costume in my childhood, you have awoken a core memory
I didn't even watch, I was blown away when I saw that set myself.
Meridia: "A new hand touches the beacon..."
Me: "MERIDIA SHUT TF UP & LEAVE ME ALONE"
I still to this day ain’t killed Alduin😂
Me neither. I've played for over 2 years, I'm just all about those sidequests.
To me, he was never a fun fight. Just a slightly more powerful dragon. They should've made him way crazier to battle. To me the best dragon fight I've had was the optional one where you fight the twins
I did once!
Neither has the guy who designed that part of the main quest.
You should actually go kill Alduin the location is specutalor
My character who hasn't slept, and has done everything I could think of 👁️👄👁️
Slept that one time before getting “abducted” by the dark brotherhood tho
@@MthePG fun fact at least for me that hour didn't count which I found weird
"Yeah no, I haven't gotten around to killing him yet."😂🤣👍
"Hey I'm PoopieButt.."
Okay you've got my like 👍🏼😂
I've been replaying Skyrim the last few days, and all of this is a mood
" I know like Two spells."
The game starts you with two spells. This man apparently went through the entire game's main stories without ever learning a spell. That's just a bit short of ymfah levels of craziness.
omfg I had that exact knight costume when I was a kid. Holy fucking shit the good old days.
Same, wtf. Must looked the same since 2000.
Me too!!
What’s it from?
He said yo dont touch that trust me...😂😂😂
this made me smile, thank you 😊 big skyrim nerd and i have never seen all the meme rolled in together so expertly.
He forgets the part where you explore the realms of an eldritch lovecraftian daedric prince.
i seriously tried to become part of the dawn guard and a Volkihar vampire at the same time 💀
He also became the champion of every single daedric prince, just so they'd fight over him
How did he get this so spot on 💀
Except he didnt
@@SuperKinahead shut up nerd
@@henderwho3561 ya moms a ho
I had the exact plastic Armour when I was little, there's also a sword with a sheath and those were absolutely amazing this brings me memories
Yeah; nostalgic af
the dragon on mine eventually fell off with enough abuse, great little armor set
I had the same but it was in black
Saaame. I was honestly shocked as I'd completely forgotten about it
Same thought I was the shit as a kid walking around with it on
God damn when I first touched that thing when trying to jump up a mountain I knew I had stumbled on a meme
Can we celebrate how Skyrim is STILL so loved that new content continues to be made?
I never thought I'd see that helmet and chest piece again. My childhood 😢
same! brought up some real nostalgia of having a dollar store halloween costume
The last one hit me really hard… I always hate when I tough that thing and get spooked by the voice cause I didn’t know I acquired the beacon.
This is hilarious! 😂 So true with the Arch mage thing. My character barely knows magic but for some reason they recruit me to run the college
A NEW HAND TOUCHES THE BEACON