Trump Lies About the Bahamas, Explains Bolton Firing: A Closer Look

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  • Seth takes a closer look at President Trump lying about refugees while arguing with former National Security Advisor John Bolton about whether he quit or was fired.
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  • @SwankySpitfire
    @SwankySpitfire 4 роки тому +684

    “The world is laughing at us folks!” Yes. Yes we are.

    • @AmbyJeans
      @AmbyJeans 4 роки тому +37

      Can't say we don't deserve it 🤷🏽‍♀️

    • @pietrojenkins6901
      @pietrojenkins6901 4 роки тому +21

      Nope , the world is laughing at stupid Trump .

    • @massimookissed1023
      @massimookissed1023 4 роки тому +45

      @@pietrojenkins6901 , we're also laughing at the country that thought *W* wasn't stupid _enough._

    • @KissMahGrits
      @KissMahGrits 4 роки тому +20

      @@massimookissed1023 meanwhile those of us that opposed W The War Criminal and this syphilis-ridden asshat are doing face palm after face palm

    • @tylerhackner9731
      @tylerhackner9731 4 роки тому +22

      We deserve every bit of it. Even from Britain.

  • @chickensdone1
    @chickensdone1 4 роки тому +118

    If I were in that crowd, I would feel embarrassed. The USA/America thing was just... Wow.

    • @willdockery1829
      @willdockery1829 4 роки тому +8

      Alexander Snyder - Yeah man I was like wtf was that all about!! Made in America & Made in the USA is the same thing! I’m from NC and have to say that was so embarrassing...
      Wow, snake oil salesmen are still around.

    • @ChibiHoshiDragon
      @ChibiHoshiDragon 4 роки тому +4

      I think the point is America includes more than the 50 States - Being born in Territories means you are an American National (and in 4of5 get an American citizenship automatically). Many will also include SOUTH and Central America as Americans logically. Where as USA is just the 50 states. (USVI is not part of the USA) and can run for president.

    • @ChibiHoshiDragon
      @ChibiHoshiDragon 4 роки тому +4

      @@fillupfarkus142 I'm just repeating what I heard when I served. #MarinesAgainstTrump

    • @sanders555
      @sanders555 4 роки тому +9

      You're assuming people in these crowds are capable of experiencing the human emotion of shame.

    • @willdockery1829
      @willdockery1829 4 роки тому +1

      @HoshiReed - America & USA are the same. I’m not sure what you are attempting to explain. Central America and South America are made up of independent nations and although they are part of what is known as “The Americas” they are not part of United States of America also known as America/USA. The US Virgin Islands are a territory of the USA/America. The Bahamas are not a USA/American territory! #45 is an idiot and has no clue wtf he’s talking about as usual!!

  • @saullouis7873
    @saullouis7873 4 роки тому +25

    "I have a good brain", sounds like something my 6 year old boy said to me sometimes the other day because he said he smart.

  • @urDumbDummy
    @urDumbDummy 4 роки тому +28

    Trying to both watch the montage and process the summary at the same time was hilariously difficult 👌

  • @dufgbd21
    @dufgbd21 4 роки тому +108

    "I'm speaking with myself number one because i have a very good brain and I've said a lot of things" Can someone put this on a T-shirt for me?

    • @zarakikon6352
      @zarakikon6352 4 роки тому +7

      And send a couple of 100 of them to the White House ?? 😆👍

    • @debbie541
      @debbie541 4 роки тому +4

      dimitri: seems he does a lot of talking to himself he actually said he was talking to the president of Puerto Rico on the phone and several other times. Just who is the president of Puerto Rico ---- guess he really does not know who the president of Puerto rico is, so FN scary

    • @bonesonstones1
      @bonesonstones1 4 роки тому +4

      If I hadn't just heard him say that in the clip, I wouldn't believe it. Wtf, there are no words left to describe this.

    • @aDDmoreJuiceTV
      @aDDmoreJuiceTV 4 роки тому

      dimitri
      ... LOL!

  • @rationallion9438
    @rationallion9438 4 роки тому +690

    The Enemy doesn’t arrive by land or by sea. He arrived by Escalator.

    • @beckybowen196
      @beckybowen196 4 роки тому +16

      Epic comment

    • @Curseius
      @Curseius 4 роки тому +21

      Well remember just Like in the war of 1812 you gotta take the airports first

    • @jltrem
      @jltrem 4 роки тому +3

      VERY well said.

    • @l4gtimes
      @l4gtimes 4 роки тому +8

      Well he wouldn't arrived by the stairs, what with those pesky bone spurs...

    • @Housee01
      @Housee01 4 роки тому +1

      Hey-0!!!! LOL

  • @BoB-Dobbs_leaning-left
    @BoB-Dobbs_leaning-left 4 роки тому +53

    Yes, proper documentation is needed for US citizens. Now, about those tax returns.

    • @patriciaschofield7473
      @patriciaschofield7473 4 роки тому +3

      How about Melanies documentation?. She overstayed her viss and now she lives in the White House.

    • @mhartung8335
      @mhartung8335 4 роки тому

      Put some tobacco in that pipe for change Steve.....What law states he must reveal said tax returns?

  • @jpatrick8909
    @jpatrick8909 4 роки тому +196

    “How do you feel about them releasing hardened, horrible criminals into Rutherford County?” Probably okay since they let you have a rally there.

  • @THEEALLFATHER28
    @THEEALLFATHER28 4 роки тому +81

    Those ralleys in NC makes me ashamed of my home state.

    • @THEEALLFATHER28
      @THEEALLFATHER28 4 роки тому +3

      @Colin Cleveland NC is shady man

    • @operator1997
      @operator1997 4 роки тому +2

      Big gang of morons

    • @billfisher3118
      @billfisher3118 4 роки тому +1

      Aww, poor baby 🍼

    • @nepadron
      @nepadron 4 роки тому +1

      @@billfisher3118 another bully coming to insult and demean someone for giving their opinion. Wow, what a surprise coming from a Trumper. 🙄

    • @linkinlady06
      @linkinlady06 4 роки тому +3

      Trust me you're not the only one 🤦🏻‍♀️

  • @madcrabs
    @madcrabs 4 роки тому +23

    Back in my day when you asked someone "Do you mind if I share this?" And they respond with "Yes." It means don't share it.

    • @geekishgir
      @geekishgir 4 роки тому +1

      just commented on that myself. I played it twice to make sure I heard correctly. Fox talking heads are so stupid

    • @Ectava
      @Ectava 4 роки тому

      @@geekishgir Well, they aren't for intelligence

  • @zedramer
    @zedramer 4 роки тому +18

    Didn't even show the tail deflating on the raptor! That's the best part!

  • @Lepidopterous.
    @Lepidopterous. 4 роки тому +3

    This is hands down the funniest Closer Look I’ve ever seen 😂

  • @jermeycoldworld1898
    @jermeycoldworld1898 4 роки тому +222

    It's kinda hard to have proper documents if they where swept away by a hurricane

    • @crazyturtle1205
      @crazyturtle1205 4 роки тому +6

      @@alynegroovinoldskool70s49 Why would the US have records for people living in the Bahamas? Your logic is flawed.

    • @sequoiapip
      @sequoiapip 4 роки тому +6

      alyne Groovin oldskool 70's you do know the Bahamas aren’t part of the USA so why in hell would we have there records?

    • @babyUFO.
      @babyUFO. 4 роки тому

      ...and when the "Victom" can only speak Spanish and is obviously Mexican? ... then what?

    • @michaelcoghlan5521
      @michaelcoghlan5521 4 роки тому +1

      UFOlogist ... you realize that your point about language would be better made if you had spelt ‘victim’ correctly, right?

    • @pixiniarts
      @pixiniarts 4 роки тому +2

      Logic isn't exactly the forte of racists...

  • @MrEab2010
    @MrEab2010 4 роки тому +22

    the entire country had a sh*tfit in 1951 when Truman fired McArthur and it wasn't forgotten for the next 50 years, now it's just another day in Trumpland.

    • @rogerwilcoshirley2270
      @rogerwilcoshirley2270 4 роки тому

      Earl A. Birkett Yes, but Truman was NOT re-elected. The American people were not at all pleased that under Truman we came very close to being defeated in the initial phases of the Korean War due to Trumans complacency and lack of urgency. MacCarthur was far more accomplished than Truman, and far smarter. MacCarthur graduated 1st in his class at the Academy which is a tremendous difficult achievement. He attained the highest rank and commanded aft the highest most complex levels. Truman only reached rank of Captain. Ultimately Truman firing MacCarthur (whos brilliant bold strategies) dramatically turned the tide in Korea backfired on his political career. MacCarthur is today far more revered for good cause than the entirely mediocre Truman.

    • @MrEab2010
      @MrEab2010 4 роки тому

      @@rogerwilcoshirley2270 you miss my point entirely, I am not debating the merits of the McArthur firing, only that firing such high-level government officials used to be rare until Trump. That goes to the stability of the U.S. government.

  • @heidikapusta7078
    @heidikapusta7078 4 роки тому +41

    Where"s Trumps documentation? We still haven't seen his tax returns.

    • @louispawlowich8869
      @louispawlowich8869 4 роки тому

      Take a look at your own tax return and notice you are doing better.

    • @Jenahh-aye
      @Jenahh-aye 4 роки тому +6

      @@louispawlowich8869 the middle class is not doing better.

    • @Jenahh-aye
      @Jenahh-aye 4 роки тому +4

      @@louispawlowich8869 and it will get worse. Because your orange Jesus regurgitated the tried, failed , trickle down economics scam to give kick backs to the billionaires. If you do not understand economics at all that means with in the next few years we will have a massive recession as money at the top constipates doesn't trickle down.

    • @sherryburrows2252
      @sherryburrows2252 4 роки тому +2

      Nor have we seen Melanoma's citizenship papers or green card.

    • @sherryburrows2252
      @sherryburrows2252 4 роки тому +4

      @@Jenahh-aye What middle-class? I haven't seen the middle-class for years...

  • @benderbender-ij7ld
    @benderbender-ij7ld 4 роки тому +12

    What I wouldn't give to have Richard Nixon as president right now.
    The good old days, when corrupt, insane criminals in high office were still competent leaders with real concrete accomplishments.

  • @oc5939
    @oc5939 4 роки тому +115

    "I'm speaking with myself because I have a very good brain" LOLOLOL 😂

    • @TCt83067695
      @TCt83067695 4 роки тому +6

      The level of second hand embarrassment I was feeling...

    • @CaesiusX
      @CaesiusX 4 роки тому +5

      . . .And don't forget, _you've said a lot of things too!_ 🤣

    • @Amainville93
      @Amainville93 4 роки тому +8

      That quote is the biggest problem I have with this bozo. People saw him and heard him say this absolutely stupid thing, and thought to themselves, "I want this man to be my President, and therefore also have the keys to the nuclear arsenal." That is like putting the village idiot in charge of a trebuchet.

    • @agglyusr
      @agglyusr 4 роки тому

      O Cunningham imgflip.com/i/3acgkn

    • @noskillzdad5504
      @noskillzdad5504 4 роки тому

      He has the vocabulary of a 3 year old. Probably the intellect of a fetus.

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 4 роки тому +76

    Anyone else getting the feeling that the Bahamas denied permission to build a Trump hotel or golf course some time in the 80's or 90's?

    • @Khrysalis01
      @Khrysalis01 4 роки тому +5

      Lol I bet you are right on that! I think he’s still a little miffed that Las Vegas wouldn’t let him have a casino.

    • @colinnoble3918
      @colinnoble3918 4 роки тому +3

      Australia denied his casino application, because of his "connections". I guess Australia will be shot in the back at sometime during his term.

    • @colinnoble3918
      @colinnoble3918 4 роки тому +1

      @Maritza Piccarillo It was sometime ago in Australia, can't quite recall when.

  • @sweepyourspeech8350
    @sweepyourspeech8350 4 роки тому +55

    What's better made in America or made in USA these people have been sniffing farts...

    • @saramichaud610
      @saramichaud610 4 роки тому +6

      I bet the crowd thought American and the USA were 2 different places!

    • @PaulDormody
      @PaulDormody 4 роки тому +1

      @@saramichaud610 there is a town in Japan called "usa" so there is that.

    • @harrier331
      @harrier331 4 роки тому +1

      @@saramichaud610 they are... partially

    • @Cypresssina
      @Cypresssina 4 роки тому +1

      @@saramichaud610 America could be North, Central, or South America. Mexico is in America but not in the United States. They are different.

  • @mugdays
    @mugdays 4 роки тому +27

    "Do you mind?"
    "Yes"
    THAT MEANS DON'T DO IT, DUMMY

    • @sherryburrows2252
      @sherryburrows2252 4 роки тому +2

      That's kind of like when you're in someone else's house and say, "Mind if I smoke?" And they say "Yes," and you light up anyway and say "What can I use here for an ashtray? Gimme that cute little cup over there."

  • @eldormido8a
    @eldormido8a 4 роки тому +28

    Closer look segment is epic! Thank you to everyone who writes produces & directs. Everyone involved. Thanks!

  • @adamrivers4188
    @adamrivers4188 4 роки тому +69

    I think Trump fired Bolton to stop people talking about his hurricane/Alabama mistake.

    • @jpdemer5
      @jpdemer5 4 роки тому +3

      Donnie fires everybody who doesn't agree with him and/or doesn't tell him what he wants to hear. He's gotten to the point where he's in a fantasy world 24/7. A world where he's a stable genius with a good brain who's accomplished great things, where the USA is great again, and where everybody loves him and his poll numbers are terrific, the best ever in history.

    • @jephteclersaint4204
      @jephteclersaint4204 4 роки тому +1

      Agreed.

    • @tiredoffools8929
      @tiredoffools8929 4 роки тому +4

      Nope. He "fired" Bolton because Bolton was going to resign and he couldn't allow the optics of that.

    • @lexyswope
      @lexyswope 4 роки тому

      @@tiredoffools8929 As usual.

    • @dawatcherz
      @dawatcherz 4 роки тому

      @@jpdemer5 you're projecting

  • @snowflake1958
    @snowflake1958 4 роки тому +147

    Just when I think Trump has said the stupidest thing ever....he keeps talking!

    • @Billylantigua
      @Billylantigua 4 роки тому +5

      Frankie Shaw ❤️❤️

    • @jeaniebird999
      @jeaniebird999 4 роки тому +7

      Press: President Trump, is it at all possible, you could embarrass the United States _any_ more than you already have?
      drumpf: Hold my beer.

    • @cynthiacoyle1075
      @cynthiacoyle1075 4 роки тому +4

      I know, right??? I always amazes me how some educated people, ie. my family, would fight for him no matter what!!! Where is he serving them the Kool aid???? Seriously, can anyone please explain it to me!!!!

    • @jeaniebird999
      @jeaniebird999 4 роки тому +8

      @@cynthiacoyle1075
      My father was a racist, homophobic, anti-science, flat earth, Armageddon-prepping, trumptard. He died 14 days ago and I'm proud to say, ALL that bullshit died with him. Not one of his children will be carrying on that bullshit.

    • @cynthiacoyle1075
      @cynthiacoyle1075 4 роки тому +1

      @@jeaniebird999 Thank you and your family.

  • @stevesutherland1641
    @stevesutherland1641 4 роки тому +6

    One can't help despairing, when even Seth Meyers audience is distracted by 'mascot fails'.

  • @vexxama
    @vexxama 4 роки тому +59

    Pretty obvious what happened. He said he’d quit, Trump wanted to look more in control so told him to hold off long enough for him to say he was fired.
    He’s a man child who wants us to believe his administration is haemorrhaging staff out of choice and not gross incompetence.

  • @wanderingrogue3039
    @wanderingrogue3039 4 роки тому +327

    It's funny how he always has that one token black dude over his right shoulder like a 90s movie😂

    • @chloekey8043
      @chloekey8043 4 роки тому +19

      It’s the same guy every time. He’s been interviewed

    • @patrickcharles9224
      @patrickcharles9224 4 роки тому +7

      Surprisingly he doesn't have a blacks for trump sign..

    • @tranz2deep
      @tranz2deep 4 роки тому +3

      '90s? Ohhh, earlier than that. You ever take a look at the Rat Pack?

    • @funnyanimalshorts643
      @funnyanimalshorts643 4 роки тому +1

      Every single black person I know either doesn't care about politics or likes trump.

    • @LUKE-og5fm
      @LUKE-og5fm 4 роки тому +6

      @@funnyanimalshorts643 You need to get out more.

  • @davehendricks4824
    @davehendricks4824 4 роки тому +26

    America or USA? Oh yea, too many letters in America.

  • @TheSonoraband
    @TheSonoraband 4 роки тому +7

    Oh my God. The timing in the wrap up piece is just insane. Didn't get anything of what Seth said during that snippet though.

  • @clintc.272
    @clintc.272 4 роки тому +67

    It always pisses me off when I see a black guy at a Trump rally.... I’m like, who do you think he is talking about bro?

    • @djjammindave
      @djjammindave 4 роки тому +29

      I get pissed off when I see signs that read "women for trump". I wonder why kind of women are these?

    • @zarakikon6352
      @zarakikon6352 4 роки тому +12

      Clint C, I have been wondering the same thing 🤔🤔. Drumpf calls women and everyone not white all sorts of things and they Still go to his rallies to cheer for him whilst Drumpf would love to deport them ! That's just 🤯🤯🤯 to me.

    • @basilmcdonnell9807
      @basilmcdonnell9807 4 роки тому +15

      When Trump says "us" he certainly does not mean... them. That's the point. I ran into a gentleman of Asian extraction who was a strong Trump supporter. My point to him was just that. "When he says us, he doesn't mean you. I'm sorry, but to him, you ain't 'us'".

    • @rax816
      @rax816 4 роки тому

      So the vast white crowd gets a pass? So racist!

    • @tinaloye2014
      @tinaloye2014 4 роки тому +3

      Raxta Emu that's literally the point. It's a racist crowd with a lot of confused ppl in there

  • @Chad_Losey
    @Chad_Losey 4 роки тому +367

    Isn't it funny how he shut down a "USA" chant faster than the "send her back" chant? But he said he stopped the "send her back" chant very quickly...

    • @FrayJaeBen
      @FrayJaeBen 4 роки тому +4

      Chad Losey well said 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

    • @vexxama
      @vexxama 4 роки тому +17

      It’s almost like he’s a compulsive liar who wants things both ways 🤔

    • @jesterssketchbook
      @jesterssketchbook 4 роки тому +6

      remember everyone: bE bEsT

    • @gjohnson6884
      @gjohnson6884 4 роки тому +3

      Almost a compulsive liar is a compulsive liar... that wants things both ways!

    • @themightykabool
      @themightykabool 4 роки тому +7

      Watch mccain shutdown a obama birther during a q&a. Thats integrity.

  • @RenegadeUncensored914
    @RenegadeUncensored914 4 роки тому +37

    His hair piece says "Made In China"" with China marked out and U.S.A wrote in with a sharpie

  • @NWB-NerdyWhileBlack
    @NWB-NerdyWhileBlack 4 роки тому +161

    They like USA better because it is easier to spell.

    • @EndaRochford
      @EndaRochford 4 роки тому +2

      MUSAGA 😂

    • @luigimario4458
      @luigimario4458 4 роки тому +3

      Well America technically contains of 35 autonome countries. I think he is such a racist that he knows this though.

    • @Cypresssina
      @Cypresssina 4 роки тому +6

      America isn't just the US. We also have Central America and South America. Canada is also in North America....

    • @charisselinnellmorton851
      @charisselinnellmorton851 4 роки тому +3

      Mandingo's Movie Mayhem
      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Exactly!

    • @louispawlowich8869
      @louispawlowich8869 4 роки тому

      Are you part of an insult competition?

  • @CreepyGnocchi
    @CreepyGnocchi 4 роки тому +30

    Can you imagine being in a job interview and they ask “why should we hire you”
    Your answer: “Well because i have a very good brain- and i say A LOT of things!

    • @agglyusr
      @agglyusr 4 роки тому +1

      OLED FYR imgflip.com/i/3acgkn

    • @kateemma22
      @kateemma22 4 роки тому +1

      ‘I have the best...a’brain’

    • @jeffphakenewz8556
      @jeffphakenewz8556 4 роки тому +1

      I've heard he can also say stuff, along with things. And his base goes wild.

  • @enigmatmz
    @enigmatmz 4 роки тому +26

    "I'm speaking with my self because i have a very good brain and ive said a lot of things". 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

    • @Pyxis10
      @Pyxis10 4 роки тому +6

      He has a brain?
      Was he the alpha test for humanity?

    • @AwesomeMom1234
      @AwesomeMom1234 4 роки тому +3

      He was the alpha test dummy.

    • @enigmatmz
      @enigmatmz 4 роки тому +3

      @@Pyxis10 🤣🤣 seems so. Bumbling buffoonery.

    • @coolmoongoose2105
      @coolmoongoose2105 4 роки тому

      Tara Zahn hes a billionare and the president. He’s pretty intelligent. Actions speak louder than words.

    • @RtXyuFgjiDF2-6
      @RtXyuFgjiDF2-6 4 роки тому +4

      @@coolmoongoose2105 yeah bot and you refer to which actions? His tariff war,being friendly with dictators or screw his own people with high deficit and tax cuts while spending more for the military?

  • @noeliajaime7656
    @noeliajaime7656 4 роки тому +1

    I love the clip were David Letterman called trump out on his ties made in China.His face was priceless.

  • @vi-xivix-v8931
    @vi-xivix-v8931 4 роки тому +2

    I WASS!!!! MAAADDDDEEEE!!!!! IN THE U!! S!! A!!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
    Gotta love that song!!👌🏽👌🏽💯💯💯

  • @dkm07305able
    @dkm07305able 4 роки тому +97

    Just when you think "He can't say anything worse", he outdoes it.

    • @bernadettecavadi9706
      @bernadettecavadi9706 4 роки тому +2

      Amen

    • @Wolfboss7
      @Wolfboss7 4 роки тому +5

      That seems to be the only thing that Trump is any good at-continuously sinking to new lows.

    • @pietrojenkins6901
      @pietrojenkins6901 4 роки тому +2

      Serious signs of mental illness.

  • @danrion8839
    @danrion8839 4 роки тому +295

    Chanting "Made in the USA" when his own products are Made in Chiinna. What a SOB.

    • @pablocruise678
      @pablocruise678 4 роки тому +4

      LibHunk yo buddy!!! More great responses..

    • @nonyabizness.original
      @nonyabizness.original 4 роки тому +11

      yhat tie he's wearing: made in china.

    • @josefizquierdo6139
      @josefizquierdo6139 4 роки тому +5

      ..
      His toupee was made in China...by the way, "Are we related" ???

    • @Gil7111TX
      @Gil7111TX 4 роки тому

      Liberals are anti American, so please stfu about your fake patriotism, honestly 🖕🇺🇸🖕

    • @moniamc5475
      @moniamc5475 4 роки тому +6

      @@Gil7111TX I would say the same about yall dumb right wingers..or say hypocrites of right wingers. Yall wouldn't know if anything was real or fake

  • @beeseewill2407
    @beeseewill2407 4 роки тому +15

    Bolton still has his day job.
    The Lorax ,he speaks for the trees.

  • @dianelarson3856
    @dianelarson3856 4 роки тому +9

    I talk to myself, because I have a very good brain and have said a lot of stuff, lol,smh

  • @nayr497
    @nayr497 4 роки тому +35

    "I'm speaking with myself, #1, because I have a very good brain and I've said a lot of things." WHAT?!!
    Go chat up the drunk guy outside the convenience store panhandling for dollars. He wouldn't say something this stupid. Yet, here is Don saying this on television. What a disgrace.

  • @DankNSpank
    @DankNSpank 4 роки тому +97

    "The hurricane will be impacting the Alabahama Islands, which is somewhere along the Tallahassee Trail."

  • @kiyokowilkinson158
    @kiyokowilkinson158 4 роки тому +16

    Call Obama to see if he was listening through the microwave again.trump did say he listened to him that way ,hell we could learn the truth about a lot of things like that. 🤣🤣

    • @linda777---
      @linda777--- 4 роки тому

      Kiyoko Wilkinson trump never said that! He said he’d been spied on! Which turned out to be true! Along with Hillary’s fake dossier that cost us billions!

    • @kiyokowilkinson158
      @kiyokowilkinson158 4 роки тому +3

      @@linda777--- ,it's a joke🎯 , we use to tell them before everyone got so sensitive we laughed about them. 🧐. Remember those?🤣🤣🤣

  • @ReginaldFordII
    @ReginaldFordII 4 роки тому +11

    What if the people who are not supposed to be in the Bahamas are actually US citizens? Asking for a friend

  • @yeoshow1984
    @yeoshow1984 4 роки тому +134

    His rallies are both:
    A) Donald's favorite part about being president
    B) The most repulsive part of his presidency

    • @francoisrd
      @francoisrd 4 роки тому +6

      I fail to see how those are two separate points. Just two sides of the same coin

    • @darkashtar
      @darkashtar 4 роки тому +15

      Just for context his rally in NC was in the Crown Complex. I live in Fayetteville, the Crown Complex is the place used for high school graduations and flower shows. He couldn't even get the Crown Coliseum, the place where comic book and anime conventions sell out. He couldn't even get the building that sells out Diseny on Ice and the Harlem Globetrotters. The Crown Complex sits in the parking lot of the Crown Coliseum. It's where my high school graduation was held and we had a bigger crowd than Trump had. That's how pathetic his rally was.

    • @vibekeschneidermann689
      @vibekeschneidermann689 4 роки тому +1

      @@darkashtar We were wondering about the very narrow and consistent camera angle.....

    • @davidpfeifer9489
      @davidpfeifer9489 4 роки тому

      darkashtar He always draws WAY bigger crowds than any of the democrats. There were thousands of ppl outside who couldn’t get in cuz of the venue change

    • @davidpfeifer9489
      @davidpfeifer9489 4 роки тому

      Emmett Hardie Lol What? How u gonna honestly say his crowds are smaller than the democrat crowds? He fills stadiums on the regular and usually has hundreds or thousands outside too... wtf is a numpty or a tele tubby convention haha?

  • @johnnyc4738
    @johnnyc4738 4 роки тому +9

    "Ketchup or Catsup?.. Ketchup? Catsup? Hmm? I'm in over my head." - Monty Burns.

  • @ericvulgate
    @ericvulgate 4 роки тому +14

    o but he's got 'a very good brain'! hardly any dementia at all!!

  • @gottathinkupanewone
    @gottathinkupanewone 4 роки тому +21

    He talks to himself because of the way his brain works. Oooookaaaaaay, then...

    • @louispawlowich8869
      @louispawlowich8869 4 роки тому

      That is common with people with an IQ over 150

    • @sherryburrows2252
      @sherryburrows2252 4 роки тому +1

      @@louispawlowich8869 Not so much...I'd say it has more to do with his little Adderall problem. He's really just a big fat tweaker.

  • @smannee
    @smannee 4 роки тому +24

    Trump walked off that stage thinking “nailed it”.

  • @haasher10
    @haasher10 4 роки тому +21

    Seth: “That.... might be the single most dumbest thing I’ve seen”
    Me: “It’s Donald Trump what do you expect?!”

  • @phoenixsky6124
    @phoenixsky6124 4 роки тому +22

    Bolton was hired because Kushner found him on Google. Isn’t that crazy?

    • @SmugSuspenders
      @SmugSuspenders 4 роки тому

      Jared is one hell of a guy

    • @ANTIZIONIST2011
      @ANTIZIONIST2011 4 роки тому

      What were the search terms? Insane warmonger for the synagogue of satan and it's yinnon plan...

  • @joeyledbetter
    @joeyledbetter 4 роки тому +3

    "I'm speaking with myself, number one, because I have a very good brain...and I've said a lot of things"
    They should go to the streets and play a game of 'Who Said It? Manson or Trump' with that one.

  • @daved3451
    @daved3451 4 роки тому +84

    7 trillion $on a war. Imagine if you spent that on your country and left others alone

    • @etsilverman3937
      @etsilverman3937 4 роки тому +3

      My only optimism here derives from the fact that there in nearly no chance whatsoever the President would have been telling the truth had he known what it was anyway. *runs away weeping*

    • @trentrubenacker9718
      @trentrubenacker9718 4 роки тому +2

      We'd have to build a public transport system to deal with gas prices, but other than that... eh. Still nah.
      3 trillion a year is stolen from less developed countries by more developed countries through what amounts to national level predatory lending and debt slavery. Our military enforces for that racket. I'd imagine we pull a profit on our military budget tbh.
      Maybe we dont worry about America as if Americans matter more than other humans?
      Maybe we stop making all decisions based entirely on profit accumulation, and thus stop using oil in the first place making the Middle East irrelevant?
      But here I am getting to the root of the problem and advocating global socialism again.

  • @dannysart3990
    @dannysart3990 4 роки тому +70

    John Bolton has asked for early retirement to spend some quality time with his mustache.

  • @praveenchawla6999
    @praveenchawla6999 4 роки тому +16

    O My God - He is so much worse than I thought.

  • @paquefeal2385
    @paquefeal2385 4 роки тому +1

    Seth, the final was greeeeaaattttt

  • @ellenjo86324
    @ellenjo86324 4 роки тому +29

    "That...may be the single dumbest thing I have ever seen." 😆

    • @lilaclizard4504
      @lilaclizard4504 4 роки тому

      Scary that Seth doesn't know what continent he lives in! He just got outsmarted by trump supporters!

    • @Ectava
      @Ectava 4 роки тому

      @@lilaclizard4504 I don't think you know what you're talking about.

    • @lilaclizard4504
      @lilaclizard4504 4 роки тому

      @@duncan5063 tell me exactly why you think soybeans & beef grown in Brazil can't be labelled as "made in America" or "grown in America" (other than they would be risking confusing leading to China hitting them with tariffs too when importing there lol).
      America is a continent you idiot not a country! Any country in the continent of America (or 2 continents of America if you divide it into North America & South America) can label there goods as "Made in America, because that's where they were made!
      That is why the USA uses it's label of "made in the USA", just like China uses "Made in China" & Japan "Made in Japan" rather than both using the label "made in Asia"
      Geez yanks are dumb!

    • @lilaclizard4504
      @lilaclizard4504 4 роки тому

      @@Ectava I know what I'm talking about, I don't think you know what continent you're living on. Guessing you might show up soon on the next Jimmy Kimmel geography segment where he asks things like "name a country" & people point to & say "Africa".
      Scary reflection of the school system in the US!

  • @GamiCross
    @GamiCross 4 роки тому +109

    "who do you talk to for military advice?"
    "(TV) Shows"
    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!

    • @CreepyGnocchi
      @CreepyGnocchi 4 роки тому +9

      Gami Cross all his news and education is from the TV lol

    • @mattep74
      @mattep74 4 роки тому +3

      Lets hope band of Brothers and not hogans heroes

    • @adrianpetyt9167
      @adrianpetyt9167 4 роки тому +2

      I concur with your sentiments, put please remember what Terry Pratchett said about exclamation marks. They're like cats. More than two and you look like a crazy person.

    • @tofythebear1641
      @tofythebear1641 4 роки тому

      Trump: Bahamas has a lot of dark scary chocolate. We are only wanting to bring in Swedish White Chocolate to the USA.
      NO DEAL!

  • @brianbrewster6532
    @brianbrewster6532 4 роки тому +8

    6:20. [Trump] "I'm speaking with myself, number one, because I have a very good brain and I've said a lot of things." [Myers] "-Defendant is legally insane. Court adjourned." OMG - you nailed that, Seth!

  • @artiecon97
    @artiecon97 4 роки тому +49

    Millions of US citizens feel that it’s safe enough to vacation in the Bahamas.
    They role out the red carpet for vacationing Americas
    Now it’s time to help them

    • @katie-st8nx
      @katie-st8nx 4 роки тому

      people vacation in the resorts not the slums. accepting money isn't really helping americans.

    • @lauratracey1405
      @lauratracey1405 4 роки тому +1

      That is exactly what China wants . They will go in and help. And therefore will be able to set up a base there just wait and see.

  • @petesolo70
    @petesolo70 4 роки тому +85

    Made in America or made in the USA.
    That’s like asking what’s the difference between a Chevy and a Chevrolet.

    • @tairneanaich
      @tairneanaich 4 роки тому +3

      Good point but also this rhymes and that is Very Satisfying

    • @mikehawke7326
      @mikehawke7326 4 роки тому +4

      Yeah, but when you say 'America' don't you include North and South?

    • @chriskizer91
      @chriskizer91 4 роки тому +6

      The U.S. a country in America Mexico a country in America the Bahamas a country in America Brazil a country in America. Just saying

    • @margaretjones4682
      @margaretjones4682 4 роки тому +2

      @@chriskizer91, so when we sing, "I'm proud to be an American, where at least I know I'm free...", we are singing about the entire Western Hemisphere? I don't think so.

    • @erikh448
      @erikh448 4 роки тому +5

      @@chriskizer91 correct. It's the United States OF America. America is the continent(s).

  • @melo-muse
    @melo-muse 4 роки тому

    That ending with the mascots was brilliantly creative :-)

  • @johnw2954
    @johnw2954 4 роки тому

    Beautiful timing

  • @davedee6745
    @davedee6745 4 роки тому +132

    If it's a comatose plastic fork versus Trump in 2020 you better vote for the plastic fork or we're all screwed.

    • @adam_p99
      @adam_p99 4 роки тому +1

      Don’t bring forky into this

    • @Princessbuttercupish
      @Princessbuttercupish 4 роки тому +4

      Please choose the inanimate carbon rod instead of Trump, America.

    • @outlawJosieFox
      @outlawJosieFox 4 роки тому +2

      Best tell the Bernie or bust bros that ! They are doing their very best to smear Elizabeth Warren right now all over social media.

    • @Webbrful
      @Webbrful 4 роки тому +5

      So the choice is... to be screwed or forked?!

    • @BenGrem917
      @BenGrem917 4 роки тому +4

      @@outlawJosieFox I'll take any blue candidate, but Bernie is an extremely popular Blue candidate, for good reason. Maybe don't blame us (?) 'Bernie bros' for everything. If Hillary had been remotely electable and hadn't insulted half the nation multiple times, defended her support of the Honduran coup, and been a shill of Wall Street...maybe she would've won.

  • @jorgejohnson451
    @jorgejohnson451 4 роки тому +10

    Hire “only the best people” only to fire them. Then gather everyone for the series finale at the convention.
    Oh, you know they’ll all be there.

  • @eyedeasneverdie3348
    @eyedeasneverdie3348 4 роки тому

    To continue the mascot theme, mascots during a minute silence is also funny

  • @lisar2844
    @lisar2844 4 роки тому

    Thank you, Seth, for telling like it is!!!!

  • @drunkensailor112
    @drunkensailor112 4 роки тому +113

    I don't think I can handle watching his rally fans cheer any longer.

    • @drunkensailor112
      @drunkensailor112 4 роки тому +7

      @Smileyrie James they remind me of lemmings in the videogames, but they were at least charming. With these Trump lemmings In wish they all blew themselves to pieces

    • @hayleyb467
      @hayleyb467 4 роки тому +4

      Surely they're paid actors.

    • @dday9433
      @dday9433 4 роки тому +8

      @@hayleyb467 I wish. But I'm sad to say that education and critical thinking is not strong in rural 'Murica.

    • @Markus_Andrew
      @Markus_Andrew 4 роки тому +8

      Doesn't matter what crap comes out of Trump's mouth, his minions will cheer it on. They're a mob of servile, cultist automatons without a brain between the lot of them.

    • @carolynsmith9172
      @carolynsmith9172 4 роки тому +2

      How many are paid. How much is staged.

  • @abthedragon4921
    @abthedragon4921 4 роки тому +139

    I can't wait to vote this abomination out of our White House in 2020. And I swear if he isn't immediately arrested after losing the Presidency, America is truly lost.

    • @canogaparque818
      @canogaparque818 4 роки тому +7

      Muricas been lost for a while now

    • @zarakikon6352
      @zarakikon6352 4 роки тому +11

      Andrew Burton, that would be icing on the cake. A proper President again and his ass in jail along with his Cronies.

    • @depressedgaysassyitalianre5748
      @depressedgaysassyitalianre5748 4 роки тому

      I don’t see him losing, Bernie is going to win the nomination probably and there’s too many moderates and independents that’ll go for Trump instead

    • @ShovelheadMatt
      @ShovelheadMatt 4 роки тому

      USA has been lost for long before you were thought of.. Trump is deleting the problem. Wake up

    • @newyawkgiants5877
      @newyawkgiants5877 4 роки тому +2

      AG Latitia James is waiting!

  • @dotim67
    @dotim67 4 роки тому

    Mascot Fails🤣Thank you Seth!

  • @TheNyah5
    @TheNyah5 4 роки тому +41

    Then why did he use „Make AMERICA great again“ and not „Make the US great again“?

    • @seanjokela
      @seanjokela 4 роки тому +10

      Logic doesn't live here anymore

    • @fracturedgamer420
      @fracturedgamer420 4 роки тому +3

      M.A.G.A = My Attorney Got Arrested!!!!!!!! lmsao

    • @cathalevans6754
      @cathalevans6754 4 роки тому +2

      Make America Great Again was originally a slogan by Republican President Ronald Reagan, Trump decided to use the same slogan for his presidential campaign, it’s not an original slogan

    • @sherryburrows2252
      @sherryburrows2252 4 роки тому +1

      It looked better on the caps.

  • @KCsFunHouse
    @KCsFunHouse 4 роки тому +121

    It saddens me to see so many women and people of color in his audiences...

    • @tdhellis1
      @tdhellis1 4 роки тому +33

      They're paid/planted.

    • @renewilson2540
      @renewilson2540 4 роки тому +29

      DON'T FEAR 97% of black women DO NOT and we VOTE!

    • @tamurkhawaja7279
      @tamurkhawaja7279 4 роки тому +2

      Forty seven

    • @coolmoongoose2105
      @coolmoongoose2105 4 роки тому +3

      KCs Funhouse trump is winning you libtard

    • @katie-st8nx
      @katie-st8nx 4 роки тому +3

      it makes me laugh how white liberals always seem to tell poc's how to vote as if they aren't smart enough to make up their own minds

  • @samuelvincent557
    @samuelvincent557 4 роки тому +11

    "I have a very good brain" Of course he does. It's almost in mint condition. Never been used.

  • @keelahrose
    @keelahrose 4 роки тому

    The ending was perfectly timed. Impressive!

  • @shinankoku2
    @shinankoku2 4 роки тому

    The absurdity of the whole thing is amazingly underscored by the mascot fails. Thanks Seth!!

  • @ddrose06
    @ddrose06 4 роки тому +198

    The sooner Trump leaves office, the sooner he goes to prison.
    VOTE!

    • @trower64
      @trower64 4 роки тому +9

      I want to believe that, with all my heart. Just seems like he never has to pay for any of his putrid, evil, actions.

    • @anitarussum4590
      @anitarussum4590 4 роки тому +7

      Chris Page ...I’m afraid you are correct. There are more stupid voters in the U S A than you can shake a stick at. And then Russia is involved in the election. And last but not least f****** Electoral College still in place to ring our necks.

    • @michaellrakes5521
      @michaellrakes5521 4 роки тому +6

      @Chris Page what year is 2Q2Q? Is this some alternate timeline?

    • @Jeffrey_DeBlaay...888
      @Jeffrey_DeBlaay...888 4 роки тому +1

      ha. in prison with Hillary Clinton, Bill Clinton, Obama, George W. Bush, Dick Cheney & the like perhaps...?

    • @billfisher3118
      @billfisher3118 4 роки тому +2

      I wish you’d hold your breath until the prison sentence for beating Hillary begins.

  • @louisechacon9836
    @louisechacon9836 4 роки тому +414

    Don't worry, Seth, Trump will do something dumber tomorrow. He can't help himself.

    • @Chas-OTE
      @Chas-OTE 4 роки тому +4

      @@LiquidVibes96 If Trump actually surprises me, it would be if he did something actually good.

    • @thehumanity0
      @thehumanity0 4 роки тому +2

      Like hiring Ted Nugent as his new National Security Adviser. It can't really get much worse than a Fox News TV pundit like John Bolton, who literally holds a heap of responsibility for the 17-year-long Iraq War.

    • @witnessingobscura952
      @witnessingobscura952 4 роки тому +1

      Perhaps the best (and scariest) comment on Trump EVER. Thank you!

    • @canogaparque818
      @canogaparque818 4 роки тому +2

      How is he not impeached yet

    • @dokskwyr4353
      @dokskwyr4353 2 роки тому

      LOL Its now one year later and, boy, YOU WERE RIGHT !!! Spot on. :-)

  • @michalbenyskiewicz9447
    @michalbenyskiewicz9447 4 роки тому

    Best one ever! 🤘

  • @shah555
    @shah555 4 роки тому +1

    Somebody in Hollywood should make a movie " Idiocracy part 2 " based on true story.

  • @MichelleC50
    @MichelleC50 4 роки тому +46

    That mascot fail is THE best!

    • @DestroBB
      @DestroBB 4 роки тому +7

      Totally agree.
      Seth was right. Google "mascot fails." It doesn't disappoint.

    • @coolmoongoose2105
      @coolmoongoose2105 4 роки тому

      Michelle Anya trump 2020! P

  • @cisco8650
    @cisco8650 4 роки тому +43

    Trump: "which do you like better, made in America or made in the USA?"
    Me, if I were in that crowd: "where was your tie made?"

  • @kyleboulanger170
    @kyleboulanger170 3 роки тому +1

    "It sounds like English translated into Japanese then back into English with outdated software"-John Travolta from "A Civil Action".

  • @susanlynch1966
    @susanlynch1966 4 роки тому +1

    Trump sounds like the character in Rain Man "I'm an excellent driver!!"

  • @paddycable1723
    @paddycable1723 4 роки тому +13

    Well done Seth - another great analysis of the chaos!

  • @SpaceForceCommander
    @SpaceForceCommander 4 роки тому +41

    Trump would happily welcome evacuees from Norway, or Asgard (except Heimdall & Valkyrie, of course), or Alabama (from Hurricane Sharpie).
    Trump still doesn’t have the guts to fire anyone face-to-face.

    • @sherryburrows2252
      @sherryburrows2252 4 роки тому +4

      Alabama is about half African-American. He only wants white Southerners, ya know...

    • @jamesahern9864
      @jamesahern9864 4 роки тому

      You don't think Trump cares how he fires someone? You idiots think he is stupid and racist; he is neither.

    • @blackomegax8737
      @blackomegax8737 4 роки тому

      James Ahern
      So...
      He’s a saint?

    • @jamesahern9864
      @jamesahern9864 4 роки тому

      @@blackomegax8737 He is just doing a better job than any President in my lifetime and the media sound and distorts everything against him. Once you see it you can't unsee it. Actually listen to his entire statements and speeches. Listen to his rallies. Very clear where he stands on everything by and he does what he says.

    • @blackomegax8737
      @blackomegax8737 4 роки тому

      James Ahern He’s says the same thing over and over again. What about giving people hope and not fear?

  • @mosdefinitely9105
    @mosdefinitely9105 2 роки тому +2

    So watching this back a year later is both seriously funny and a brutally painful reminder of why I was down for the worst case Y2K scenarios.

  • @mtm00
    @mtm00 4 роки тому

    Crying with laughter at Mascot Fails -- what a terrific idea to have that in the background whilst delivering the cut-down blow!

  • @nayinayi1
    @nayinayi1 4 роки тому +14

    "I consult with myself bcz I have a very good brain..." Seriously - that alone should have been a red flag to all voters, he should have been removed from the ballots!

  • @VictoryVapeShop
    @VictoryVapeShop 4 роки тому +10

    "I have a very good brain and I have said a lot of things"

  • @AndreaDance
    @AndreaDance 4 роки тому

    I really needed that montage of mascot fails. Thank you, Seth

  • @jpspalburg644
    @jpspalburg644 4 роки тому

    This is BRILLIANT!

  • @defenestratefalsehoods
    @defenestratefalsehoods 4 роки тому +101

    Ask him where his hats are made? Msde in China or made in the USA?
    MADE IN CHINA, MADE IN CHINA, MADE IN CHINA!!!

    • @enriqueali
      @enriqueali 4 роки тому +5

      Jovon R. That would assume that he and / or his supporters possessed critical thinking skills 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @queensnonprofit
      @queensnonprofit 4 роки тому +1

      Jovon R. LOL LOL!!!!

  • @albertoreyes4429
    @albertoreyes4429 4 роки тому +10

    "That might be the single dumbest thing I have ever seen in....LMAO

  • @destree6348
    @destree6348 4 роки тому

    Nice job Seth!

  • @xKoLaDxG
    @xKoLaDxG 4 роки тому +1

    So true 👌👏

  • @TheMidwestAtheist
    @TheMidwestAtheist 4 роки тому +17

    The joke about translating back from Japanese has me wondering how long it will be until Trump says, "All your base are belong to us."

  • @EmmaShadyLilly
    @EmmaShadyLilly 4 роки тому +156

    "Everybody needs totally proper documentation". Where are the promised visa documents from Melania?

    • @sherryburrows2252
      @sherryburrows2252 4 роки тому +8

      We haven't even seen the ones from his first Russian mail-order-bride.

    • @TomKellyXY
      @TomKellyXY 4 роки тому +6

      He’s just mad that his wife didn’t come with a manual.
      Sorry programmer humour :)

    • @carvercapitalequitypartner122
      @carvercapitalequitypartner122 4 роки тому +8

      @Emma - you mean the documents that verify she qualifies for an Einstein Visa? I'd love to see those 'cause her special talent isn't obvious at all. And how about some chain immigration documents for her parents?

    • @toxicwastetoid9142
      @toxicwastetoid9142 4 роки тому +1

      No just immigrants that come here illegally dumbass.

    • @derekd1510
      @derekd1510 4 роки тому +3

      @@carvercapitalequitypartner122 Her "special talent" is obvious to me.

  • @sabinehahn9774
    @sabinehahn9774 4 роки тому +1

    "what's your neighbourhood?" ... "WHAAT?" oh, the eloquence of the man ...

  • @mlfeathers7527
    @mlfeathers7527 4 роки тому

    His compassion is really amazing.🙄

  • @devildoll1678
    @devildoll1678 4 роки тому +143

    Why didn't he ask their opinion on Made in China? All his crap is.