Trump Faces Scrutiny Over Personal Properties, Hurricane Lies: A Closer Look

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  • Seth takes a closer look at President Trump insisting Hurricane Dorian was going to hit Alabama.
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  • @limberlad
    @limberlad 4 роки тому +142

    "Please leave my town" had me rolling. So polite yet so abrasive.

    • @ronniecaron6827
      @ronniecaron6827 4 роки тому +1

      SPERM DONOR # 666
      FATHERED
      Boris & Donald
      I wonder how many more # 666 fertilized in that swamp.

    • @RIXRADvidz
      @RIXRADvidz 4 роки тому

      @@ronniecaron6827 it was a cloning vat that was left to simmer and boiled over, so the scum ran over the side and well......

    • @bryanhill1406
      @bryanhill1406 2 роки тому

      My god, I would love a chance to ask Trump to "please leave my town", except the only thing that would come out of my mouth is "get the f$%k out of my country, nazi traitor."

  • @METR0lD
    @METR0lD 4 роки тому +68

    "Mr. President! **** you!" Holy crap I lol'd so hard at that. XD

    • @johnO21
      @johnO21 4 роки тому +10

      Straight up!
      My eyes widen with a smile😼

    • @cornellwaters9089
      @cornellwaters9089 4 роки тому +8

      Was that AOC?🤣

    • @BG-wg4nb
      @BG-wg4nb 4 роки тому +2

      Oh my God this was music to my ears!😂

    • @Bill_Garthright
      @Bill_Garthright 4 роки тому +1

      Give that woman a medal.

  • @spindoctor358
    @spindoctor358 4 роки тому +75

    That Sharpie'd brain scan killed my sides 🤣

    • @bettynolo23
      @bettynolo23 4 роки тому +4

      It got me too!😂😂😂

  • @jesse_cole
    @jesse_cole 4 роки тому +447

    Lots of flaming dancers were actually killed on the Tallahassee Trail during the Bowling Green Massacre.

    • @mypillowguy445
      @mypillowguy445 4 роки тому +32

      They were killed by the Tallahassee Taliban. Trump hereby declares a total and complete ban on all Tallies.

    • @hmsims3
      @hmsims3 4 роки тому +9

      😂😂😂😂

    • @ArnisKaye
      @ArnisKaye 4 роки тому +7

      😂😂😂

    • @pjbusdiva48
      @pjbusdiva48 4 роки тому +5

      Jesse Cole 😂😂😂

    • @rara-yp5pq
      @rara-yp5pq 4 роки тому +5

      Jesse you must have some inside info NO ONE ELSE has!!

  • @bionicbezerker1304
    @bionicbezerker1304 4 роки тому +159

    This guy makes Richard freaking Nixon look like a Boy Scout.

    • @dorothyrichter1680
      @dorothyrichter1680 4 роки тому +15

      At least Nixon had the good grace to resign when he was found out!

    • @timm5362
      @timm5362 4 роки тому +4

      Sad thing is that I actually told my dad he would do just that if he were elected.

    • @jackfirmin5814
      @jackfirmin5814 4 роки тому +2

      not really, Richard Nixon was ruthless, this guy is just plain stupid.

    • @rickc2102
      @rickc2102 4 роки тому +6

      He also makes Bush Jr. look incredibly competent.

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 4 роки тому +2

      At least Nixon had a little bit of honor in him.

  • @NamelessAzn388
    @NamelessAzn388 4 роки тому +167

    Better watch out. If we keep making fun of the Tallahassee trail not existing, he may just sharpie over a street sign to make it real

    • @chloekey8043
      @chloekey8043 4 роки тому +6

      He’ll take $ from Congress and take land from private citizens to build it

    • @Gravydog316
      @Gravydog316 4 роки тому +3

      oops.too late!

    • @Chunkboi
      @Chunkboi 4 роки тому +2

      The Tallahassee Trail runs right through Pleasure, California.

    • @niceguy2171
      @niceguy2171 4 роки тому +3

      Then his cult followers will Insist it was always Real! Then he will order a dept. head to say it was always there.

    • @jonnda
      @jonnda 4 роки тому

      Chunkboi sounds like a great place for hiking to me!

  • @bamagrl26
    @bamagrl26 4 роки тому +103

    Look I live in Alabama and I am so proud of the NWS in Birmingham for setting the record straight. When will I wake up from this nightmare 😭😭😭 November 2020

    • @colabama
      @colabama 4 роки тому +3

      ^^^ This

    • @lisagulick4144
      @lisagulick4144 4 роки тому +8

      I'm a Missouri girl, and living in Tornado Alley, we rely on the NWS. If they could be swayed by the Orange Alert in the White House, then how could we depend on them? Trump should let the NWS do their job--it's not about politics, it's about keeping people informed and safe.

    • @MrFranconn
      @MrFranconn 4 роки тому +1

      mat, pick me, pick me I know....NEVER

    • @ozzykrahn806
      @ozzykrahn806 4 роки тому +1

      How things there, hope the house is intact after the hurrican never hit alabama lol

  • @chelsyg7558
    @chelsyg7558 4 роки тому +64

    Boris Johnson seriously sounds like me after a bunch of shots and like 15 blunts

    • @kalikalimai1
      @kalikalimai1 4 роки тому

      Wouldn't be surprising if he did.

    • @ronniecaron6827
      @ronniecaron6827 4 роки тому +1

      Donny and Boris
      get their crack from
      a dealer
      called Vladimir.

  • @andrewhamilton4600
    @andrewhamilton4600 4 роки тому +75

    "please leave my town"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 c'mon man 😂😂🤣🤣

    • @giovanahc
      @giovanahc 4 роки тому +2

      Lmao 😂😂😂

  • @RICHOCHANGO
    @RICHOCHANGO 4 роки тому +108

    Give that writer who came up with the cat scan sharpie joke a promotion!!

    • @f_USAF-Lt.G
      @f_USAF-Lt.G 4 роки тому +3

      (And the Sharpie becomes a legitimate Tax Write Off)

  • @shigeminotoge4514
    @shigeminotoge4514 4 роки тому +33

    Meanwhile Dorian reached east coast Canada, knocked out my power for four and a half days, and I come back to him _still_ ranting about the possibility of it having once had the potential to hit Alabama. Good sweet lord this man needs help.

  • @orchdork775
    @orchdork775 4 роки тому +15

    11:30 I love how the people behind him can't help but laugh 😂

  • @MarceloAllgayer
    @MarceloAllgayer 4 роки тому +215

    even "flamenco" would've been wrong. Argentina's typical dance is Tango.

    • @f_USAF-Lt.G
      @f_USAF-Lt.G 4 роки тому +3

      So Trump is AGAIN going out of his way on covering up another affair... TANG-O-DANCER would be Trump, but out of the two of them, only the lier has that fantasy

    • @williamgeorgefraser
      @williamgeorgefraser 4 роки тому +3

      Didn't Scaramucci do the Fandango?

    • @Shazzadut1
      @Shazzadut1 4 роки тому +3

      Yes. Flamenco is Spanish I believe.

    • @RayasNegroOvejas
      @RayasNegroOvejas 4 роки тому

      MarceloAllgayer It wouldn’t be wrong if his mistress actually was a flamenco dancer, which i’m sure there’s some of in Argentina, just as there are tango dancers elsewhere... ;)

  • @danemassie3750
    @danemassie3750 4 роки тому +55

    So grateful to have A Closer Look back! UA-cam sucks without it

  • @supermarioisacat
    @supermarioisacat 4 роки тому +212

    I could listen to the clip of that woman yelling, "Mr. President, F**K YOU!" all day long...

    • @quintas66
      @quintas66 4 роки тому +30

      Can we please get that in a ring tone?

    • @amberwatermelon9808
      @amberwatermelon9808 4 роки тому +28

      That slightly warmed my cold heart

    • @seanweiss3510
      @seanweiss3510 4 роки тому

      Trump is not that bad of a president, not the best, not the worst just good

    • @jamesdunn9714
      @jamesdunn9714 4 роки тому +25

      @@seanweiss3510 Worst ever and the worst there ever will be. Are you serious?

    • @jazminemiles8195
      @jazminemiles8195 4 роки тому

      @@jamesdunn9714 and what of our next president are we going to have to suffer the same idea that they are just the worst think about it 3 years from now we're going to be saying the same thing about the next president trust me

  • @ladylady8738
    @ladylady8738 4 роки тому +119

    I miss Barack Obama so much. A man of class and distinction. Exceptional integrity and intellect. I most of all miss his speeches and I can't ever forget his compassion, when he cried with the parents whose babies were shot at Sandy Hook. Barack Obama is a great man.

    • @doneestoner9945
      @doneestoner9945 4 роки тому +8

      Yes yes yes !

    • @corvus2512
      @corvus2512 4 роки тому +22

      God, me too, sometimes i just go watch old obama speeches to remind me of what a president should sound like. It makes me feel so much better

    • @elizabethnovotny109
      @elizabethnovotny109 4 роки тому +21

      He was so much better in so many ways....”cut from a different cloth”... actually empathy and compassion for the country!

    • @michaelmoline7058
      @michaelmoline7058 4 роки тому +4

      Sure, If you like your tax dollars funding terrorist groups. Oh wait, you all probably don't even pay taxes lmao.

    • @ladylady8738
      @ladylady8738 4 роки тому +13

      @@michaelmoline7058 Do you know that the ONLY terrorist groups in the US are Trump supporters, ie the White supremacists, the Alt right movement, the Klan and sundry other hate groups. Look at all who are doing all the killing of innocent people. Give me a break. Stupid asshole!

  • @HandyMan657
    @HandyMan657 4 роки тому +46

    Whoever that woman was yelling, deserves a huge party and lotsa hugs. That was awesome!

  • @helenamirian908
    @helenamirian908 4 роки тому +383

    tRump trying to flame someone for having an affair is beyond hypocritical.

    • @depressedgaysassyitalianre5748
      @depressedgaysassyitalianre5748 4 роки тому +19

      It’s delusional

    • @toddr2265
      @toddr2265 4 роки тому +18

      Doesn't getting caught having an affair move you to the top of the republican candidate list for office?

    • @depressedgaysassyitalianre5748
      @depressedgaysassyitalianre5748 4 роки тому +5

      Todd Romain only if you make them get a secret abortion or your cheating on your wife with a gay man in male rest stops

    • @liquidminds
      @liquidminds 4 роки тому +1

      "Hey. You can't have an affair. I have an affair already. You copy me. Stop it"

    • @Quartzquiz333
      @Quartzquiz333 4 роки тому +1

      @@liquidminds "That's MY thing!"

  • @thepanpiper7715
    @thepanpiper7715 3 роки тому +8

    Re-watching these older bits the segment doesn't feel complete without hearing Seth promoting God's Love We Deliver and telling us "stay safe, wear a mask, we love you".

  • @cujimmy86
    @cujimmy86 4 роки тому +16

    I live 8km from Prestwick and would have to travel another 40km to get to Turnberry, and bypassing around 30 hotels while doing so, so the idea that some airmen after a long flight would do so, is just bull, and please could Boris maybe be the trumpets running mate in 2020,we'll send his nanny over with him, honest.. 😇

  • @couragekarnga8735
    @couragekarnga8735 4 роки тому +230

    He's been facing scrutiny for years now. I want to see him face actual consequences!

    • @sirmoonslosthismind
      @sirmoonslosthismind 4 роки тому +11

      would be a nice change of pace

    • @lizzyw6209
      @lizzyw6209 4 роки тому +12

      Yes! I need to see him face the consequences that's been piling up for so long now--I need justice. It's insane.

    • @Islandswamp
      @Islandswamp 4 роки тому

      I agree. I don't think he'll see any repercussions.

    • @rodneysmart9774
      @rodneysmart9774 4 роки тому

      Bush got away with war crimes. Don't hold your breath waiting for them to punish trumpty dumbty.

    • @launchinlance8662
      @launchinlance8662 4 роки тому

      For what? Just one thing, with facts behind it.

  • @peter12246
    @peter12246 4 роки тому +101

    Trump probably thought that sleeping with someone named Stormy made him a meteorologist

  • @weik-2936
    @weik-2936 4 роки тому +55

    ooooh trump, you really shouldn't call someone else out on cheating

    • @misslanapford9169
      @misslanapford9169 4 роки тому +5

      They should have chanted, u shagged stormy, u shagged stormy. That would have been AWESOME 🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳

    • @SteampunkClaws8341
      @SteampunkClaws8341 3 роки тому +1

      @@misslanapford9169 It's his fanbase, they wouldn't have said that

  • @buicia1130
    @buicia1130 4 роки тому +118

    Unstable genius needs to go. Vote it out 2020. Enough insanity already.

  • @Lelffy
    @Lelffy 4 роки тому +515

    “He exaggerates and spins...”
    Yeah, that’s just F*ckin’ lying

    • @f_USAF-Lt.G
      @f_USAF-Lt.G 4 роки тому +11

      ...And the reason for our projectile vomiting

    • @jimbendtsen8841
      @jimbendtsen8841 4 роки тому +2

      Yeah, you're just a f*ckin' moron.

    • @cisco8650
      @cisco8650 4 роки тому +28

      Shouldn't the president communicate effectively so the vast majority of people understand him clearly? That whole he "communicates differently than most people" is a load of bull. And it either means he is an unintelligible moron or a damn liar. Plain and simple.

    • @thundafromdownunda8340
      @thundafromdownunda8340 4 роки тому +28

      @@jimbendtsen8841 found the Trump troll. It's idiots like you that are driving the world's opinion of America down, down, down even more than the narcissistic, lying, overgrown man baby you gave power too. A three year old sooky la la throwing tantrums on a daily basis. What a joke. I expect better behavior from my infant son for crying out loud. To quote Red Forman, get your head out of your ass.

    • @thundafromdownunda8340
      @thundafromdownunda8340 4 роки тому +15

      I'll never understand this thesaurus approach not just to Trump but to any politician. I can't remember who it was, but I think it was Sarah Huckasans, someone said 'uh huh' as a response to a question, and when she was later asked about it, she claimed 'oh no, uh huh doesn't always mean YES' YES IT DOES YOU DUMB TROLLOP. Why do we take this bullcrap from politicians when WE wouldn't get away with it in the principals office!? Noone ever pushes em and goes 'NO, that's EXACTLY what it means, stop lying!'

  • @lisab9541
    @lisab9541 4 роки тому +302

    Seth is on fire. You can tell when he's fed up with the crazy.

    • @Toywins
      @Toywins 4 роки тому +14

      Yeah, he's REALLY annoyed. I think most of us feel the same.

    • @naturelovingguypeoplenotso3039
      @naturelovingguypeoplenotso3039 4 роки тому +12

      Many people are fed up with 45 and his cult.

    • @christined3953
      @christined3953 4 роки тому

      SETH is a flaming fudge packer

    • @nayr497
      @nayr497 4 роки тому +9

      @SceneMissingFilms Oh yeah, you're totally right. You get to be an SNL cast member, host of the Weekend Update...THEN have your own show on a Big 3 network by being a "hack." Nice try, nice try there.
      Don't worry, we all are well aware of the biggest hack going. Don Trump.

    • @sunshine3914
      @sunshine3914 4 роки тому +3

      The jokes write themselves. Sad.

  • @lancebon2931
    @lancebon2931 4 роки тому +38

    This is the President "That doesn't know enough, to know enough, that he doesn't know enough" (Lawrence B. 1995)

  • @nlpnt
    @nlpnt 4 роки тому +70

    Hold me closer, flaming dancer/Count the Nazis at my rallies/Lay me down in sheets of u-rrrrrine...

    • @cococ5043
      @cococ5043 4 роки тому +1

      👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏lol!

    • @ramoraydee3417
      @ramoraydee3417 4 роки тому +1

      🤣😂🤣🙌🏼😂🤣😂👍🏼

    • @trahnettilhcs
      @trahnettilhcs 4 роки тому +2

      “You had a pissy day todaaay” was RIGHT there

    • @theresalee3565
      @theresalee3565 4 роки тому +1

      Loved that song! But these lyrics are pretty amazing!

    • @rosangelacabral621
      @rosangelacabral621 4 роки тому +1

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @practicing01
    @practicing01 4 роки тому +77

    "Mr. President- f***k you!" Haha I wish I could double-like videos!

    • @johnO21
      @johnO21 4 роки тому +3

      😆
      I've replay that part soooooo many times!

    • @oh-Canada
      @oh-Canada 4 роки тому

      i wish i could have been there and i said that

    • @f_USAF-Lt.G
      @f_USAF-Lt.G 4 роки тому +2

      But that's just motivation for sticking with a new traditional greeting for Trump!!! 😏

    • @fowl6471
      @fowl6471 4 роки тому

      U r a sick man, maga

  • @ibidesign
    @ibidesign 4 роки тому +73

    I'm not even American but even I know about the Appalachian Trail (and how to pronounce it correctly).

    • @jessieb9384
      @jessieb9384 4 роки тому +1

      @Jane Doe
      I live here and can confirm that we do indeed

  • @freudsigmund72
    @freudsigmund72 4 роки тому +31

    Trump:"I'm not crazy,... my mother had me tested"

    • @jimdickson1969
      @jimdickson1969 4 роки тому +1

      Cmon he passed his medical with fkying colors- he was able to identify a zebra, and could tell the difgerence between a circle, square and triangle..

    • @AlexSeverinski
      @AlexSeverinski 4 роки тому

      @Stimulator7 No, let's.

  • @cytherians
    @cytherians 4 роки тому +134

    Remember when the POTUS actually had some dignity and integrity? Seems like ages, doesn't it?

    • @danmarion3493
      @danmarion3493 4 роки тому

      Dignity and integrity?? Not in the 16 years of Clinton & Obama.

    • @bryan_witha_whyy
      @bryan_witha_whyy 4 роки тому +2

      Yeah I miss Bush, too.

    • @007nadineL
      @007nadineL 4 роки тому

      Yeah since Jimmy Carter.
      .

    • @Stevenisbelieven
      @Stevenisbelieven 4 роки тому +7

      Obama had plenty of dignity, but he really let me down on the integrity. That being said, every POTUS in my lifetime has shown more dignity and integrity on their worst day than Trump on his best day. Could you imagine how Trump would have handled 9/11 on his watch? That is a scary thought. Let's just hope nothing too traumatic happens in last 14 months of his presidency.

    • @carvercapitalequitypartner122
      @carvercapitalequitypartner122 4 роки тому +5

      StevieMac - one thing is for sure. Trump wouldn't have been reading a book to children on 9/11. He can't read. Haha

  • @acecadet2587
    @acecadet2587 4 роки тому +57

    He is literally a cartoon villain. This is the kind of stuff a character of Spongebob would get away with.

    • @Weegee766
      @Weegee766 4 роки тому +4

      Right!

    • @texhunter761
      @texhunter761 4 роки тому +1

      Trump is like Dirty Bubble.

    • @allhumansarejusthuman.5776
      @allhumansarejusthuman.5776 4 роки тому

      Plankton wouldn't get away with this.
      😒
      this is stuff cartoons find too cartoony to pass off.

    • @Lat41
      @Lat41 4 роки тому

      Hahahaha perfect

  • @yeeaahhzz
    @yeeaahhzz 4 роки тому +75

    Yo, the brainscan pic slayed me. Whoever thought up that, simply brilliant.

    • @ericamarie1979
      @ericamarie1979 4 роки тому +1

      🤩🤣☠

    • @MsMary957
      @MsMary957 4 роки тому +3

      I see a meme coming soon.

    • @ericamarie1979
      @ericamarie1979 4 роки тому +1

      Right...

    • @bahncruzan6951
      @bahncruzan6951 4 роки тому

      If that simple jokes slayed you...I don't want to see your brain scan, lol

    • @lashinka2574
      @lashinka2574 4 роки тому +1

      Same! I spat my drink for real! And he imitates Trump so well, he nailed that bit 100%!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @masterhypnos6783
    @masterhypnos6783 4 роки тому +36

    4:50 Trump’s hotels are the best! The bedbugs have posted countless positive reviews!

    • @CherylO05
      @CherylO05 4 роки тому +1

      Master Hypnos 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣🤣

  • @madisoncannoles4907
    @madisoncannoles4907 4 роки тому +7

    I feel confident in speaking for many of your other fans, to say how glad we ALL are that you're BACK!! ☆☆☆☆

  • @justhuman24
    @justhuman24 4 роки тому +222

    Money does not buy class nor self respect. You either have it or you don't.

    • @jbusa6630
      @jbusa6630 4 роки тому +28

      No but it'll buy you a president or a senator. Just ask the NRA

    • @lookbovine
      @lookbovine 4 роки тому

      You should rearrange the first sentence so the second makes sense, or so it means what you’re intending.

    • @blondwiththewind
      @blondwiththewind 4 роки тому +6

      It's also true that you can work to increase being "classy" and to have more self-respect. Donnie just isn't trying.

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 4 роки тому +224

    How long before he starts screaming that hurricanes are caused by windmills? He's gonna make that leap eventually... we all know it.

    • @Hypotetiskt
      @Hypotetiskt 4 роки тому +13

      I would compare him to Don Quixote, except Don Quixote has good intentions, is well read, has loyal friends, and comes to his senses in the end... 🤔

    • @FirstnameLastname-jz1ux
      @FirstnameLastname-jz1ux 4 роки тому +10

      no, that's too stupid. no one will ever believe...
      oh, yeah, nevermind :(

    • @Tsalinger
      @Tsalinger 4 роки тому +6

      The Windmill Effect.

    • @ecolvill
      @ecolvill 4 роки тому +9

      That's utterly ridiculous! Trump would never say that...
      He would say they're caused by solar panels :P

    • @jamjathangmate6183
      @jamjathangmate6183 4 роки тому +2

      For that to happen you're gonna need Fox and Friends to preach it to Potus

  • @CoolBeansGG
    @CoolBeansGG 4 роки тому +4

    I full-heartedly support "don't talk to me until i've had my coffee" to become a law !!!

  • @KP-dd2ci
    @KP-dd2ci 4 роки тому +21

    "Of our great VP..." Drumpf...what a clown....pls let's vote him out 2020!!!

  • @kated3165
    @kated3165 4 роки тому +65

    I'm honestly just surprised he did not use a gold sharpie.

    • @PhateKills
      @PhateKills 4 роки тому +2

      Kate D underrated comment 💜

    • @CaTastrophy427
      @CaTastrophy427 4 роки тому

      He's too poor to afford one... remember how good he is at losing money?

    • @carolinemaybe
      @carolinemaybe 4 роки тому

      He’s using this fkup to flog trump sharpies on his website.

  • @dafttool
    @dafttool 4 роки тому +992

    What’s the difference between Trump & Greenland?
    Greenland isn’t for sale

    • @komalahayes1535
      @komalahayes1535 4 роки тому +41

      (Rimshot) 🎶

    • @stevenbaggley1257
      @stevenbaggley1257 4 роки тому +36

      @President of the Virgin Islands Or a more orange, more stupid potato.

    • @lw3269
      @lw3269 4 роки тому +21

      Well done

    • @Twiche1
      @Twiche1 4 роки тому +12

      @President of the Virgin Islands Shouldn't it be a sweet potato?

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 4 роки тому +16

      Perfect!

  • @edwardshields6691
    @edwardshields6691 4 роки тому +23

    This was an extremely good one Seth! Keep up the good work. 😺

  • @ellischernoff8603
    @ellischernoff8603 4 роки тому +52

    Trump probably has never hiked any trail

    • @Stevenisbelieven
      @Stevenisbelieven 4 роки тому +6

      The closest Trump has been to nature is the cart path on his golf course. Why else would he think it was rational to "rake the forest" to prevent fires?

    • @dlux703
      @dlux703 4 роки тому +1

      No, he has traversed the "NY/NJ ghetto/rental trail", (though he did it in limo), probably with his son-inlaw.

    • @sandrapatterson2916
      @sandrapatterson2916 4 роки тому +6

      @Ellis Chernoff.
      Of course not. He's got bone spurs, remember.

    • @disgusted1
      @disgusted1 4 роки тому +1

      I think he's hiked the bunny trail a time or two.

    • @barrywerdell2614
      @barrywerdell2614 4 роки тому +3

      The only thing Trump has ever hiked is some unsuspecting teenage girls skirt!

  • @vdiitd
    @vdiitd 4 роки тому +33

    "Please leave my town" ...
    British Colonies: We were saying that for centuries!!!

  • @haloman12300
    @haloman12300 4 роки тому +484

    “Do you believe trump lies?”
    “No, I think he exaggerates and spins.”
    That’s a spin answer of yes he lies.

    • @android12921
      @android12921 4 роки тому +3

      Yep

    • @kellylingro3288
      @kellylingro3288 4 роки тому +3

      How meta

    • @vargohoat9950
      @vargohoat9950 4 роки тому +17

      its irrefutable that he lies on a daily basis, its not exaggeration or spin, its flat out lies and making imaginary things up. trumps a friggin textbook sociopath hamberder and the bun is dementia

    • @suehof1
      @suehof1 4 роки тому +2

      Yes with every word he says!

    • @khalpernia1943
      @khalpernia1943 4 роки тому

      @@vargohoat9950 Dementia of buns all by itself is enough to send him around debend

  • @markdowse3572
    @markdowse3572 4 роки тому +14

    WHEN will slightly intelligent US citizens wake up and take this lunatic President down?

  • @time2stick2getherthomas69
    @time2stick2getherthomas69 4 роки тому

    SETH this is why I stay up every night to see CLOSER LOOK..You are hilarious.

  • @Calibizaro
    @Calibizaro 4 роки тому +40

    ROFL! "Mr. President F--- YOU!" I love it

  • @empath3133
    @empath3133 4 роки тому +53

    "Please leave my town"
    "I will next week" 😂

    • @priscillajimenez27
      @priscillajimenez27 4 роки тому +8

      I will very soon 12:23

    • @WkUpPeople
      @WkUpPeople 4 роки тому +4

      And he was so polite, when he asked him to leave it was like he was asking Boris about the kids and his family.

    • @elizabethnovotny109
      @elizabethnovotny109 4 роки тому +1

      Leo AF I thought that it was so funny.... I don’t think that he really heard the statement!

  • @TheViolalove
    @TheViolalove 4 роки тому +1

    You have me in tears 😂 Seth!

  • @alexng8568
    @alexng8568 4 роки тому

    Hahaha...What's a beautiful theatrical monologue..Good job Mr Seth!

  • @bentontramell
    @bentontramell 4 роки тому +183

    That Boris Johnson clip was hard to watch 😐

    • @rgeorge379
      @rgeorge379 4 роки тому +25

      Yes, we are now the only country in the world who can't laugh at the U.S. for Trump :-(

    • @Toywins
      @Toywins 4 роки тому +17

      @@rgeorge379 damn, I'm REALLY sorry, I mean that. It's a horrible feeling, especially when you didn't even vote for the guy in charge, AND the guy in charge didn't actually win the popular vote in the election.

    • @gruntrucker1
      @gruntrucker1 4 роки тому +9

      The guy from dumb and dumber became Prime Minister.

    • @twoeyedbob
      @twoeyedbob 4 роки тому +6

      Tbh...I thought it would be very hard to trump..trump
      But boris takes the biscuit of buffoonery

    • @fritzvaupel5779
      @fritzvaupel5779 4 роки тому +7

      Dear conservatives, please stop electing complete morons. The rest of the world will be very thankful... AARRGGG!!!

  • @nerdynellie4729
    @nerdynellie4729 4 роки тому +461

    While it's great to laugh at him, when do we wake up and realize how dangerous this is.
    Seriously, we aren't safe anymore

    • @Pyxis10
      @Pyxis10 4 роки тому +22

      We really are not, but to few seem to want to do anything about it.

    • @Zeebo216
      @Zeebo216 4 роки тому +4

      It's come down to the point where we have play along with false alarms...like seriously🤷🤷🤷

    • @AmbyJeans
      @AmbyJeans 4 роки тому +31

      It's amazing to me how lax the public is with this. Most people I know just don't want to be bothered with politics. Sometimes I want to shake them. It's not something that should just be ignored, it can literally mean life and death.

    • @takeahike2993
      @takeahike2993 4 роки тому +1

      Life isn't safe, jeezus cryste, you babies.

    • @fumarc4501
      @fumarc4501 4 роки тому +13

      His daily assaults on truth and our systems of laws are an immediate danger to the country.

  • @brendacastaneda3398
    @brendacastaneda3398 4 роки тому

    😂😂😂 thanks for making me laugh AGAIN!!!

  • @-BeFree-
    @-BeFree- 4 роки тому +12

    Using fear or terror for political means, hmm there's a word for that isn't there ? Lol

  • @kunlesotunde3229
    @kunlesotunde3229 4 роки тому +303

    Casting aspersions on someone that has had an affair. What a hypocrite!

    • @stephanieball3458
      @stephanieball3458 4 роки тому +10

      Exactly!

    • @Wuzwrongwitdatdolla
      @Wuzwrongwitdatdolla 4 роки тому +10

      President Hector Projector at it again

    • @johnkempf1808
      @johnkempf1808 4 роки тому +2

      Is that you again Louis?/s
      "casting aspersions on my asparagus"
      www.c-span.org/video/?c4451400/rep-louie-gohmert-texas-aspersions-asparagus

    • @cjmacq-vg8um
      @cjmacq-vg8um 4 роки тому +14

      isn't that what trump does best? hypocrisy is just another type of lie. what gets me is the pure stupidity in the crowd that never caught the irony of trump's accusation. the trump cult are pure idiots. they've completely cut themselves off from reality. and this is VERY dangerous when millions of people purposely refuse to accept the reality about trump.

    • @donnabenson6900
      @donnabenson6900 4 роки тому +4

      Oh my God come on 2020 and not like North Carolina last night!

  • @geoffdearth7360
    @geoffdearth7360 4 роки тому +61

    My hotels have all the best bedbugs and cockroaches.

    • @IowaSaved
      @IowaSaved 4 роки тому +2

      He's probably has the best selection of small condos in the world.

    • @killerjoke2945
      @killerjoke2945 4 роки тому +2

      Only the best insects! Lol

    • @christianemontazer1825
      @christianemontazer1825 4 роки тому +1

      IowaSaved - Trumps smallest selection of condoms 🤐🤡🤣

  • @cojo758
    @cojo758 3 роки тому +1

    I still love these. So funny.

  • @mishelle6315
    @mishelle6315 4 роки тому

    Ms. Thatcher! Britain needs you!

  • @dschlicks
    @dschlicks 4 роки тому +146

    "Don't talk to me until I've had my giant bucket of Adderall."

  • @Fralexion
    @Fralexion 4 роки тому +692

    This man has lied his entire life _and he's still not any good at it._

    • @jeaniebird999
      @jeaniebird999 4 роки тому +17

      Yeah, but _he_ believes everything that comes out of that pie hole and that's all that matters... to him.

    • @JonathanAguilar-ei9dt
      @JonathanAguilar-ei9dt 4 роки тому +1

      Uhh let’s see h,mm he is sexist idiotic cause ing other countries go mad such as trump angering China ec’ now that ain’t no god deed

    • @JonathanAguilar-ei9dt
      @JonathanAguilar-ei9dt 4 роки тому +1

      Also he is racist to Africans . Mostly when talking to Obama

    • @ottobormann
      @ottobormann 4 роки тому

      Alex Franklin Yes, and the same goes for this generation of the GOP, Dotard Rump and the GOP should be tied together and both will fall.

    • @allergyw1244
      @allergyw1244 4 роки тому

      too funny!

  • @vwgti1985
    @vwgti1985 4 роки тому +9

    Just be carefull, check for sharpie corrections on the weather in the Tallahassee trail.

  • @redumbrella4218
    @redumbrella4218 4 роки тому

    Fantastic! Thank you!

  • @laurie6853
    @laurie6853 4 роки тому +186

    His 2nd wife started out as an affair too! Trump Pot should not be calling out anyone else’s black kettle 🤪

    • @wintertrooper7918
      @wintertrooper7918 4 роки тому +41

      Trump cheated on his first wife with his second and then later cheated on his second with his third and cheated on his third wife with a pornstar while his 3rd wife was at home with their new born son

    • @ronniecaron6827
      @ronniecaron6827 4 роки тому +2

      In Malini's Kitchen,
      it's Stormy Daniels that slides
      out of the frying pan into the fire,

    • @dyent
      @dyent 4 роки тому +11

      @@wintertrooper7918 Nah, his first divorce wasn't because he cheated. It was because he raped his wife.
      She even "accused" him while under oath, which is why it's a matter of public record that Donald J Trump beat and raped his first wife. Right there in court documents that anyone has the right to access

    • @wintertrooper7918
      @wintertrooper7918 4 роки тому

      Jyt I didn’t say him cheating on her with his second wife was the cause I was just pointing out he has his own history of infidelity

    • @edwardshields6691
      @edwardshields6691 4 роки тому

      But please, let us not defame Melania! She’s just a poor, innocent, mail-order-bride, money-grubbing-goldigging, plagiarizing, ignorant, lazy sack-o’-shit, like her philandering, adult movie star fucking husband. (But thats just my opinion!)

  • @joeysolomon4463
    @joeysolomon4463 4 роки тому +39

    Sethy is my rock amongst the chaotic nation I am a living part of.

  • @phniedwn
    @phniedwn 4 роки тому +7

    I like going back and watching old segments of "A Closer Look" - Like from when Trump exaggerating the size of the crowd at his inauguration was the craziest thing we'd ever heard. In retrospect, that was nothing. Can't help but wonder if he sees these things and our shocked reactions,and is just constantly trying to one-up himself.

  • @KyleRayner12
    @KyleRayner12 4 роки тому

    11:40 - You have to love the clear attempts not to smirk behind Mr. Johnson's back.

  • @GeoffreySorensen
    @GeoffreySorensen 4 роки тому +79

    "It's like a seven-layer dip of presidential insanity."

    • @pardunmeesuh5612
      @pardunmeesuh5612 4 роки тому +3

      1. Hair
      2. Orange skin
      3. Silver spoon
      4. Narcissist
      5. Self-promoter
      6. Resistance to learning
      7. Guacamole

  • @denklay6756
    @denklay6756 4 роки тому +610

    How does he talk down to anyone about having an affair?

    • @vblackwell3347
      @vblackwell3347 4 роки тому +44

      Hell, how does he talk down to anyone about anything? He'll be the 1st to tell you he can "best" anyone. He can do anything worse, better than anyone.

    • @UncleEbenezer77
      @UncleEbenezer77 4 роки тому +53

      It's the same guy who'd slammed Obama for his golf outings and travel expenses, so...

    • @Gfriend_Buddy99
      @Gfriend_Buddy99 4 роки тому +21

      I know right... He even want to bang his daughter... So,,, an affair? Seriously...

    • @420greatestqueen
      @420greatestqueen 4 роки тому +9

      Because he's jealous he's not having one

    • @hedylamarr8652
      @hedylamarr8652 4 роки тому

      GO BACK 2 MEXICO

  • @toddlavigne6441
    @toddlavigne6441 4 роки тому +1

    I thought his idea of nuking a hurricane is brilliant , if they duck taped him to it LOL

  • @dianeveilleux6452
    @dianeveilleux6452 4 роки тому

    Cat scan picture was priceless!

  • @nicholasdelucena1260
    @nicholasdelucena1260 4 роки тому +50

    There`s another layer of mistake about the whole "flamenco dancer" thing: Flamenco is a spanish dance. Tango is the traditional argentinian dance.

    • @RJHERBIG
      @RJHERBIG 4 роки тому +2

      Oh my god! Thank you.😂

    • @heribertosarmiento1265
      @heribertosarmiento1265 4 роки тому +2

      Nicholas unfortunately dear leader believe we speak Spanish because Spain is in Latin America 🤦🏾‍♂️

    • @brandonbenjamin9452
      @brandonbenjamin9452 4 роки тому +2

      Nicholas de Lucena Thank you for adding the guacamole!

  • @kellykerr5225
    @kellykerr5225 4 роки тому +540

    I need a vacation. I think I’m going to the Tallahassee Trail. No one will find me.

    • @hsk2909
      @hsk2909 4 роки тому +18

      lol, chances are you won't even find yourself there.. ;)

    • @juliannajane6386
      @juliannajane6386 4 роки тому +23

      Better watch out...Trump might find you there! He knows all about the Tallahassee Trail...after all, his peanut sized brain invented it. 😆

    • @keirfarnum6811
      @keirfarnum6811 4 роки тому +12

      Kelly Kerr
      Can I come with?

    • @SneakyShark
      @SneakyShark 4 роки тому +6

      HAHAHAHAA! Great post Kelly, great post!

    • @ronniecaron6827
      @ronniecaron6827 4 роки тому +9

      His new Rally Chant"
      "BUILD THE TALLAHASSEE TRAIL
      ARGENTINA WILL PAY FOR IT"
      ONCE IT'S FINISHED, NO ONE WILL REMEMBER THAT IT WASN'T THERE BEFORE I MADE IT UP!.

  • @gerardlabrecque6175
    @gerardlabrecque6175 4 роки тому

    Great coffee tea shirt joke- got me with that one

  • @monicaaasen3950
    @monicaaasen3950 4 роки тому +2

    OK seth, I don't know what the hell took me so long to subscribe, but damn. .....can't stop laughing 😂

  • @Arutha258
    @Arutha258 4 роки тому +190

    Look at the guy behind Trump when he says he had no involvement in Barr's decision. 4:55

    • @JeevesReturns
      @JeevesReturns 4 роки тому +16

      I think he giggled and farted at the same time.

    • @andrewhamilton4600
      @andrewhamilton4600 4 роки тому +5

      😅😅

    • @rara-yp5pq
      @rara-yp5pq 4 роки тому +14

      @@JeevesReturns a gigglefart
      = Ivanka's nickname at school.

    • @jilliansmith7123
      @jilliansmith7123 4 роки тому +2

      HE giggled and Trump farted.

    • @betaneptune
      @betaneptune 4 роки тому +5

      Yes. He's laughing a little. Notice he does that at other times, too.

  • @killerjoke2945
    @killerjoke2945 4 роки тому +414

    I would like to buy lady who shouted "Mr President, F##k you!" A beer!

    • @jeank2520
      @jeank2520 4 роки тому +34

      I wish I had the chance to say that to him.

    • @PureGreggy
      @PureGreggy 4 роки тому +24

      Wasted opportunity. I think saying something like "You've got dementia, old man. You're losing it! " would have actually got under his orange skin.

    • @hsk2909
      @hsk2909 4 роки тому +13

      @Susan Sullivan Lol yeah..he'll twist it in to , -She actually wanted to f¤*Q me!! Believe me! It's true!!

    • @lindaleelaw5277
      @lindaleelaw5277 4 роки тому +11

      Susan Sullivan I know right? He's thinking, " I still got it. They must have seen me dancing at Epsteins ".

    • @IMSiegfried
      @IMSiegfried 4 роки тому +7

      @@lindaleelaw5277 LOL! Gross!

  • @YTWanderer
    @YTWanderer 4 роки тому

    11:12 That's the best Monty Python sketch I've seen in a long time

  • @shobvious
    @shobvious 4 роки тому

    The CAT scan pic with the tiny shadow of a brain and sharpie-drawn outline made me laugh so hard ... ... great 1-page summary of the President's tweets since 2016 lol :)

  • @ArlanKels
    @ArlanKels 4 роки тому +50

    Showing off a fake map which scared Alabama..ians?
    Is tantamount to shouting fire in a crowded theater.
    Which is a crime.
    And modifying the map was also a crime.

    • @peggie7126
      @peggie7126 4 роки тому +9

      I am glad someone brought that up!!! He is a criminal in every way possible!!!!

  • @jeremygregorio7472
    @jeremygregorio7472 4 роки тому +47

    The important thing is we're talking about sharpies and not the massive document drops out of Deutsche Bank.

    • @annabanana9897
      @annabanana9897 4 роки тому +6

      Jeremy Gregorio You’re right. It’s all about distraction.

    • @jeremygregorio7472
      @jeremygregorio7472 4 роки тому

      @elijah mikle There's too much to make sense of it. A mountain of docs. It's why we need real, full time journalists going through it. A few things that came out are they probably have his tax returns, that any attorney general could probably get them if they had the cajones, and that he's in deep with the Russians who bank rolled loans to him like crazy. Again, there's a lot more that a full time staff of researchers could suss out of we had a functioning news media. But then again if we had a functioning news media Bernie Sanders would be president

    • @damschu23
      @damschu23 4 роки тому

      Jeremy Gregorio That´s the logical consequence of privatizing everything my friend. You donˋt get news that tell you what happened and the facts, you get news that tell the people what they want to hear, true or false.

    • @rasmie8858
      @rasmie8858 4 роки тому +1

      The media is not going to talk about anything that'll actually take down Trump, as they revel in the views they reek in from all the Trump coverage. They are walking that fine line between triggering sensational outrage and forcing Trump into a corner. America's journalistic network is massive; if they actually wanted to dig dirt that's big enough to take down Trump they could single handedly. Hell WP is owned by the world's richest man who could buy a whole bank with his chump change. But no, that'll be bad for views.

    • @shawnjohnson9763
      @shawnjohnson9763 4 роки тому

      @@damschu23 I agree with you to a point. However, in this country the press has always been a business. Whether publicly or privately owned. There's no better option though. State owned media is just a tool for dictators.

  • @paitoonkhemapanon9692
    @paitoonkhemapanon9692 4 роки тому

    Thanks o my goodness
    Super awesome as always

  • @philgreen1944
    @philgreen1944 4 роки тому

    I laughed so hard, the tea and biscuit did a U-turn and shot out my nose! Then I remembered I'm British and wept into what was left in my cup.

  • @antoniomendoza7239
    @antoniomendoza7239 4 роки тому +72

    Flaming Dancer
    Flamingo Dancer
    Flamenco Dancer
    [then, you realize he used the wrong stereotype. Flamenco is from Spain].
    Tango Dancer.

    • @communistjesus
      @communistjesus 4 роки тому +2

      Anton Farrera I am your flamingo dancer, dancing for Krill do what you want to do.

    • @communistjesus
      @communistjesus 4 роки тому +2

      Those are the lyrics to Tina Turner's song,. right???

    • @shimmeringfairydust3275
      @shimmeringfairydust3275 4 роки тому

      communistjesus Or one by Elton John (“Tiny Dancer,” Maybe).

    • @parkinglotstriping9800
      @parkinglotstriping9800 4 роки тому

      What can you spect from...trumpos

    • @f_USAF-Lt.G
      @f_USAF-Lt.G 4 роки тому

      TANG-O-DANCER... isn't that Trump?🤔

  • @CollinMcLean
    @CollinMcLean 4 роки тому +50

    Tallahassee trail... *Sighs*
    I've said it once... I'll say it again...
    Forget another term, in a few years he'll be wandering around in an open bathrobe as a nurse chases after him...
    "Sir please, that is not your wife that is a mop with sunglasses"

    • @ArtisticlyAlexis
      @ArtisticlyAlexis 4 роки тому +6

      He'll be out on the lawn trying to molest the flagpole!
      *"Sir, step away from the pole! Awe, sir, that's disgusting AND disrespectful!"*

    • @lnsflare1
      @lnsflare1 4 роки тому +4

      "Wait, no, that actually is your wife. I'm very sorry, Mrs. Trump. Not for mistaking you, but that anyone is married to him in the first place."

    • @artm6723
      @artm6723 4 роки тому +3

      The only reason I regret reading this is that I now have a picture of that orange idiot humping a mop handle. Damn...

  • @alessamarquez9101
    @alessamarquez9101 4 роки тому +1

    This was awesome.

  • @dvrsweet1
    @dvrsweet1 4 роки тому

    This is the best A Closer Look IMO.

  • @jacquelyncollier3904
    @jacquelyncollier3904 4 роки тому +203

    I'm done, how could anyone VOTE for him again OMG.....🤮🤮🤮🤮

    • @kaiza6467
      @kaiza6467 4 роки тому +34

      There’s a lot of uninformed and gullible people in America lol

    • @tomservo5007
      @tomservo5007 4 роки тому +19

      people who believe he can hasten the Second Coming. Seriously. This is how sick some of his constituents are: ua-cam.com/video/eKZGIvLQD9I/v-deo.html

    • @bobolobby
      @bobolobby 4 роки тому

      Jacquelyn Gadson I didn't vote for Trump last time but he's got my vote in 2020.People are so easily offended these days its awsome.This the best America has ever been.4 more years of trump hater tears

    • @hodaka1000
      @hodaka1000 4 роки тому

      ...all of the above.

    • @jbusa6630
      @jbusa6630 4 роки тому +6

      People who only watch fox aren't informed on anything that he does. Just propaganda

  • @RainingMetal
    @RainingMetal 4 роки тому +159

    Don't talk to me until I've had my covfefe.

    • @canogaparque818
      @canogaparque818 4 роки тому +2

      Aha i saw what you did there

    • @kaoko111
      @kaoko111 4 роки тому +2

      I declare you the internet winner today. Don't thank me. You deserve it.

    • @kazetoame
      @kazetoame 4 роки тому

      What’s covfefe, precious?

    • @FinneousPJ1
      @FinneousPJ1 4 роки тому

      @@kazetoame It's what you call syphilitic brain matter.

    • @5455jm
      @5455jm 4 роки тому

      Just do not do it in Alabama you could be wiped out!

  • @williamaperrow636
    @williamaperrow636 4 роки тому +7

    Trump staff member: "Get over near Trump and tell him "The Oregon Trail" is a old video game for kids."

  • @xbulelo
    @xbulelo 3 роки тому +1

    Hahaha, I was in the audience for this. I loved it - I like the people that warm up the crowd, pre-show. It’s like going to a stand-up show, basically. I wanted to ask Seth a question at the time but didn’t have the balls. I was laughing & cringing at the Boris Johnson moment being from the UK 😆

  • @randalldavis3251
    @randalldavis3251 4 роки тому +69

    The best? He was sued for bedbugs in his Florida property.

    • @judioregan4210
      @judioregan4210 4 роки тому +5

      Yeah, and wasn't the kitchen closed down at Mar-a-lago for food hygiene violations? How about some beautiful chocolate cake for dessert sir? No thanks. 🤢

    • @gastonedi-toscano351
      @gastonedi-toscano351 4 роки тому +3

      Besides being a liar 😈 he's filthy if he's properties are dirty imagine he's house

  • @OhMyPearls
    @OhMyPearls 4 роки тому +19

    "My hotels are the best, they're big and beautiful and you should see the big beautiful bed bugs, they're yuge!"

  • @rainydaygirl57
    @rainydaygirl57 4 роки тому +3

    "Head, shoulders, knees and I can't reach my toes"

  • @betaneptune
    @betaneptune 4 роки тому

    Great episode!

  • @ekdaufin1485
    @ekdaufin1485 4 роки тому +22

    Will you please leave my town? 🤣

  • @assaqwwq
    @assaqwwq 4 роки тому +39

    "I've spent this whole month in Missouri"
    the perfect answer to that would have been
    "Thank god you didn't spend it in Alabama"

  • @tylerhensley2312
    @tylerhensley2312 4 роки тому

    The brain photo 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

  • @monicaaasen3950
    @monicaaasen3950 4 роки тому

    OK seth, I don't know what the he'll took me so long to subscribe, but damn. .....can't stop laughing 😂