House Judiciary Holds Impeachment Hearing as GOP Lies About Ukraine: A Closer Look
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- Опубліковано 8 гру 2019
- Seth takes a closer look at the House’s latest impeachment hearing and President Trump’s allies doubling down on a ludicrous conspiracy theory about Ukraine.
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No ones been impeached in their first term because no one has ever been so bad at presidenting
Right? dolt45 is the ultimate first pancake
McCarthy had to say "in modern history" because the first time any president was impeached was Andrew Johnson in 1868 - during his first (and only) term.
More like Presidon'ting.
Should be a crime in itself.
Oh come on, give him a break! It's only his first term! He'll get it right eventually! (That was sarcasm.)
Trump. This is what dementia looks like, America.
Well, I never thought I'd say this, but North Korea is right.
Yes
And I'm almost positive he will win a second term if he's not thrown in jail. Ugh. I'm so embarrassed to be an American right now. We look like ignorant fools
@C J the issue is the American ppl didnt elect him the last time. The electoral college did. The majority hates him but the uneducated red states did and their vote counts for more. Blind leading the blind
@C J I would like to say the smart Americans will save us from a 2nd Trump term, but they did not save us from a 2nd Baby Bush term. I will vote against Trump and all his idiots, but I am sad to say, I do not expect brains to win. I fear this is America in the 2nd stage of terminal corruption. Our govt has been dumbing us down for decades and if Trump wins, America is in its death throes. In fifty years, we will be speaking Chinese or Russian.
"But it's only his first term!"
Tell that to all of the life-sentenced prisoners in the US who were juvenile first-time crime offenders.
No joke. And thanks for saying so.
Yes, and remember the "give him a chance" cry?
Absolutely right!!! Truth!
That would be like asking these puke stains why they won't jump against private prisons industry. their hand in it would have to show.
That's why, if you're a liberal in a Republican ruled city, that you pass an anti corruption act against them by ballot initiative to make them mind liberals and libertarians, and the American independence party, and the green party and independents and so on, too, or off to the nearest state prison they go. That way, should inmates of juvenile hall someday graduate to prison, they get to meet the politicians that set them up to be in there, rent out their assholes to other inmates and wella, bribe money for the correctional officers to smuggle in pot and cigarettes and well over enough to supply the whole yard. If you share this vision of how we can deal with corrupt politicians in the future, get with Represent.us to set them up for it.
" Gentleman will suspend..." pretty much means shut the F... up and sit down. All day long...That was awesome
Stumps can’t even put two coherent sentences together about flushing a toilet!
He is a third grader .
15 times! I mean, he's def speaking from experience. Post-2 big mac dinner experience!
Bringing a grocery bag to carry it's documents was an attempt at contempt towards the proceedings. How bloody lame.
Is that right? Wow!
If so, that's stupid. Does he expect to ever be taken seriously as a lawyer again? He's fairly young. I expect he'll need clients for several years more.
@@WkUpPeople Maybe he'll represent Trump or Giulliani!
He reminds me of Lionel Hutz from the Simpsons.
Well, it only made him look stupid af. Lol
As my grandmother used to say, “Just because you get used to repeating a lie doesn’t make that lie true.”
True! Too bad the liberal left and the Democrats leaders can't follow your grandmothers advice.
Robert L Keltner when in the face of overwhelming evidence the president cannot admit he won the election due to Russia meddling you prove her point
Smart woman
Isaac Dixon HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA. THATS TOO FUNNY!!!!! Overwhelming evidence! HAHAHAHAHAHA
Isaac Dixon yeah. Tell that to the dems. They keep saying impeachment over and over hoping it will stick...with zero evidence.
“They have so much water it comes down, it’s called ....rain”. How embarrassing is that!
I bet George W is laughing his bollocks off at all this. “See, I wasn’t so bad after all”
HE WASN’T!! And I never voted for him, either! But he’d have been Welcomed at my Barbecue/Cookouts, Anytime. Still would be. Just nobody named “Trump.”
Still up to debate between Bush Jr and Trump.....🤣
It's not how bad they speak that is important. It's how many people they kill and how much detriment they bring to the rest of us. Bush did the hard work of making corruption and hatred normal.
He's proud of learning something new! ;)
He even tried to mimic Dubyah's stupid iraq war lies, and failed horrendously. Not just because we've heard them before, either
The big question is, how is Rudy still roaming freely...
in any other country by the usa he would be in prison
I think he knows where trump hid the body so ...
There were no vegetables in Castor's bag because they were already sitting on the republican bench.
Perfect!
Ooooohhhhhhhhh..... Snap!
LMAO Good one
That's mean! There's far more scientific studies showing plants to be intelligent & sentient (ie aware of the world around them & how their actions impact it) than there is for republicans
Nice!
Seth pulling out the vegetables was hilarious!
Its irregular but it's not outlandish right ?🤣🤣
Growing up in a third world country, I always thought America is the perfect country in the world. I live here now. Absolutely love the place. It's just sad the politicians are pushing it down the drain
MJ Nathan not politicians let’s be honest, it’s the republicans who single handed LT have done everything in their power to enrich themselves at the expense of the American people while also brainwashing large swaths of America with misinformation, fear, and manipulation. Watch a movie called Vice about Dick Cheney. It’s an eye opener.
MJ Nathan with the help of 50 percent of the country
I feel you Nathan, its a Democrat vs Republican war and the american people are in the crossfire.
The pendulum will swing.
@@monsieurlaflamme995 Right now, 50% of the country wants tRump removed from office.
Currently around 40% of Americans either support him, or think the issue should be decided next election...
“We have some states that have so much water that it comes down...it’s called rain.”
The leader of the free world, ladies and gentlemen
Total fucking moron
Y'all know that we look to others, like germany, as the leaders of the free world now, yeah?
@@rayneofsalt9217 it rubs it in more to use such a title that was self indulgent even before trump. We know and we're there with you.
Hahahahaha!
A Stable Genius !!..... LMAO.
When he showed up with the wholefoods bag I lost it!
At least you can't acuse Rudy of perjury. He opens his mouth and admits to everything.
What an embarrassment this presidency is! Lock Him Up
He not only deserves to be impeached and removed he should be in Prison and all the Republicans should be removed from office that sat by and complicitly stood by and did nothing.
Mrs. Dixon32 👍👍👍
Oh, they didn't do nothing, many of them participated, and even those that didn't, they argued and argued every possible steaming pile of fallacy and fabrication, as well as every possible misdirection and procedural masterbation.
Can you name even 1 thing he's done to be impeached? Anything that has actual evidence, because so far the Democratic party are just showing how dumb they are...
jz92029 trump is a mob boss it’s obvious he is breaking the law some things blatant like asking Ukraine for political aid in our election... but so much more can be inferred from his behavior, like al Capone, he manages to keep the evidence once removed from him but EVERYONE around him is getting in trouble for corruption, and unsavory dealings with foreign powers.... any moderately intelligent person can connect the dots and see how trump is involved in all the crimes happening around him...wake up...
but....what illegal action has he performed?
Trump is always looking at everything “very strongly”.
Darn those pesky toilets and showers! It's a disaster! Lol!
He read those jokes about Chuck Norris staring down books to get information. He thinks it works for him too.
thats his majestic, heroic, looking off into the sunset, sexy pout gaze
You know this movie "men who look at goats"
Maybe it's his inspiration
Well when your vision isnt the best, and you are too vain to wear your glasses, you have to work harder at looking at stuff.
Same for when your eyes are too dilated from snorting adderall.
I LOST it at "they're *_pretty close on rain_* " lmaoo
My life for the past week or so has felt like a fever dream without Seth Meyers' bits.
Thank you for this
Trump’s comments about the toilets is a reminder of when he suggested that California should rake the forest. 😂🤣🤪
Seth Meyers brings joy to my life!
The amount of water pressure has no impact on your toilet flushing.
When you press the button the cistern empties the same way, no matter what the water pressure.
All that extra pressure will do is fill the cistern back up faster.
Was the president - or me for that matter - having a stroke during that toilet thing?
Yes me too lol
I think we were all having strokes! It was so bizarre! I kept rewinding to figure out what led to discussion about toilets.
I legit broke down laughing so hard when he started mumbling about rain. 😂
The scary part is that the moron was dead serious
this is both hilarious and depressing
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Castor's like a public defender in a bad Comedy flick.
I was thinking .... the lawyer from "My Cousin Vinny."
@@gggnumber1 YES!!!! The public defender!
This is insane. Matt Gaetz is a spoiled brat who’s daddy got him out of multiple DUI’s and Martha Roby hasn’t been seen in her district for years. I’m confused as to how these people are supposed to be taken seriously.
We took George Bush seriously.
@@brainflash1 Whats this WE crap.
@@johnthomas2587 I think he must have a turd in his pocket.💩💩💩😂😂😂
also... no one seems to be looking into the suspicious death of his college roommate... google it...
@@brainflash1 Not all of us
I was literally laughing so hard, I'm sure my neighbors heard!! Brilliant job to everyone involved in this show!!! Well done!!!
Do they even REALIZE they’re not putting forth a defense??? Of course, doing so now would be dicey with a guy who’s running out of friends to throw under the 🚌.
James Some links:
freespeechforpeople.org
Thehill.com
Washingtonpost.com
Politico.com
Trendingpolitics.com
Usatoday.com
Needtoimpeach.com
Also: ABC News app
NBC News app
CBS News app
PBS Newshour
(Your County’s) Public Librarian can order hard copy documents as well
The groceries joke is hilarious 😂
I'm so embarrassed by this administration ...
I’m infuriated
I agree with Chloe. I also believe you should only be embarrassed if you voted for him or didn't vote at all.
Those that supports him should be the ones embarrassed.
Tami Flo , tell me why you’re so embarrassed about this administration asswipe? Is it because the economy is doing so well? Is it because our military is strong again? Is it because there’s 5 million jobs to be filled? Or maybe it’s because we don’t have to rely on the Middle East for oil. Or maybe our hard earned money isn’t being given away to Third World countries To keep us poor.
Annie ,Well little Annie asswipe, we the deplorable’s are very proud of our president and his accomplishments and his promises just because the media won’t report anything.
I remember being a kid and thinking our country was run by intelligent people
I don't know how old you are, but maybe it _was_ when you were a kid.
when we were kids they APPEARED intelligent.
Now that we are older and have a brain capable of critical thinking we realize both parties are incompetent criminal dolts.
Trump's presidency vs. the movie, "Idiocracy". Life imitating art.
I remember that. It was 2015, wasn't it?
@@jasperjenkins7729
_we realize both parties are incompetent criminal dolts_
Nice try, Vladimir. But do you really expect that to work again in 2020 the way it worked in 2016?
This isn't a matter of "both sides." Not everyone is a criminal. Only criminals tend to think that way. (It's how they justify their own bad behavior.)
And when you accuse _everyone,_ then you're simply giving a pass to the worst people in our country. Why blame Trump when _everyone_ is an "incompetent criminal dolt"? Why blame Mitch McConnell when you can just blame everyone in the Senate? Why blame Mike Gaetz or Louie Gohmert or Jim Jordon when you can just blame the whole House of Representatives? There's no real difference between _any_ of them, right?
I don't know if you're a Russian bot or not, but you're certainly pushing their message - a message designed to make Americans give up on voting. You're also pushing the message of Republicans who justify the bad behavior of other Republicans - and often their own - by just claiming that everyone else is just as bad.
It's not true. It's a flat-out lie, in fact. But more importantly, it's how you let the worst people in our country off the hook. Well, "both parties" are this bad, right? So why worry about it? We might as well just sit out 2020, huh? What's the use?
Seth Meyers made me laugh so hard with his grocery bag routine my eyes were watering.
I love that he says "that's what the word is" when someone asks him if something is true. That's how you know he made it up
fountainPoison Or he heard from Putin/ Infowars/ Stephen Miller🙄
Anyone who can listen to his ramblings about the plumbing and still think he's a capable leader of this country scares me.
He's quite capable of leading the conversation away from things more important.
60M Americans are exactly that fucking stupid.
You know the President done something stupid when ACL is 15 minutes long.
In that case, it should be that long every night.
What does ACL stand for?
@@edjones8039 A Closer Look.
Thanks
@@xymonau2468
Steve Castor cracks me up he came in with his papers in a ShopRite recycle bag LMAO 🤗😄😊
This episode of *Late Night* was sponsored in part by..
*Common Sense:* "I often come knocking, but many of you don't bother even coming to the door."
There's a door? Where?
@@crazimuthaz Ed Zachary!
"No one prevents a witness, who can exonerate them, from testifying."
-Joyce Alene
Smart quote Suzy Q
Suzy Q - EXACTLY!!
Good quote, but PLEASE remove the commas. They are so wrong. "No one prevents a witness who can exonerate them from testifying." Trust me: I'm a former English teacher and an author and editor. Thanks!
Michele Engel Lol 😂. Please reread your entire post. I hope you will see that it proves that you are not a good teacher, author, or editor.
KØØL-Ā1D's Sûgår Free Jûnglê Her only error was misquoting
"It's called rain!" Lol I can't stop laughing.
🌧🌧🌧🌧🌧🌩😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
This moron is the president?
It's called rain and a lot of people don't know that, OK? A lot of people, believe me.
Dishonest Track6 And tremendously wet from a standpoint of water
neither can I - but laughing with a little scared in it... the man is toxic
I didn’t love Seth when the show first started but man oh man did he find his stride. One of the funniest late night guys and I LOVE me some KIMMEL.
Can't say I'm a fan of Seth Meyers but he really knocked this segment out of the park.
If your not a fan why are you here?
I laughed so hard. Then I remembered this is reality and I cried for a little while.
Thank goodness this is not MY reality (I am not american thank goodness) so I just keep lauging. Seth is so freaking AWESOME and Hilarious!!
I feel your pain. Really i do.
...and maybe you even peed a little.
Cornlips 4 👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😳🤔😩😩😩😩😩😫😫😫😫IT is Real 😢😢😭😭😭😭
Every day the same feels...
I’m still trying to comprehend how my 3 year old speaks in more complete, coherent sentences than the president of the untied states.... and posses a far larger vocabulary as well. 🤐
@Alex Taylor I'm sure untied was a typo/auto-correct, but it is so fitting.
LOL!!! Maybe that is his 'safe word' when the politics get rough. FLUSHES! 15 FLUSHES!!!!
@Christian Wakefield .........
....
*karen*
👏👏👏
The GOP SOUNDS LIKE KIDS this a shame
It's just the way this is edited. It's actually the other side who have been acting like children for the past 3 years since they started dreaming about impeachment. Seth Meyers' show may be "comedy" but it's really just another biased platform dividing this country even further. I just ask that you check multiple news sources before you trust this "reporting" by leftists, for leftists.
When he starts pulling those vegetables out of his bag 😂🤣😂
The EU Ambassador was in Ukraine: a country, or “land” that’s not in the EU. Therefore it was definitely out-land-ish.
Clare Willison that castor prolly didn’t know Ukraine isn’t in the EU.
they probably thought that europe was single country... wouldnt surprise me..
I respect Germanic English jokes. This makes perfect sense for this German here 👌
since when has the Ukraine being part of the EU? probably when trump claimed that usa owns syria and could tell turkey that they could attack syria since trump supposedly owns that country?
Americans and their geography..... as bad as their understanding of foreign politics
@@dagonfell1566
Indeed
Trump is looking very strongly into toilets. That explains a lot.
He is probably looking for an escape route out of the White House without being seen.
Seems to explain all the crap he constantly spouts.
We've been trying to flush him for three years.
omg smh lol
The toilet is where he's getting most of his information, apparently.
LOL'd when Seth started pulling out those vegetables! 😆
To Impeach a President for Christmas is Joyful.
@Johnny Casserole Ivanka air head self it's a government official afert just being a trust fund baby all her life and now she get millions through trademarks from multiple countries why she hold a white house official position and her father it's the president
Johnny Casserole actually they do
🎶"Joy to the World"🎶
someone with a brain should have just replied that 66M didn't vote for the president
technically 260ish M did not vote for him
knight0fdragon I think they mean that trump only got 62.9 million votes, not 66.
Jamison Chinn he means 66 mil voted for HC
Actually another 10 million on top of that did not vote for trump. You had 3rd party candidates as well.
George Carlin's famous quote “When you're born into this world, you're given a ticket to the freak show. If you're born in America you get a front row seat.” has never been more current and relevant! What a circus our political system is!
@TaraTownsend Yes, along with our healthcare system, our immigration system and our education system to name a few.
A D agreed 👏👏👏
@TaraTownsend I know! I often wonder myself. I think he would get a genuine kick out of it! The more provocative question is what would Gor Vidal say about the times we live in.
Hate to break it to you, but Carlin was against your love affair with the Democratic party as well. You would know that if you really listened to him. It's a big club, and YOU ain't in it.
Seth, I love you. Thank you for making this entire situation nearly bearable.
Just binge watching all these old videos 😂😂 lmfao STILL funny AF
I watched a bit of today's circus and it was nuts! I'm very happy for A CLOSER LOOK!!!!
"Oh God. Grandpa's rambling about toilets again. I think we should put him in a home."
Maybe he's constipated.
You know his diet.
Hopefully it's a crooked home too
You have got that RIGHT!
Calling it the "Trump Train" is appropriate, as this entire administration is a train wreck...
Now, if we could just suplex that train, we'd be set...
You guys are gonna have a complete meltdown when he get re-elected in 2020...by a landslide. Obtuse leftist sheeple.
"We're looking very strongly at sinks and showers." -- ... uh... what ? Like, just how do you even look strongly at anything ?
This is so childish and I'm over all of this foolishness. I would be embarrassed to call myself a Republican, and each and every one of these clowns need to be voted out of office.
Everyone in the family. Let's make it fun take everyone out to dinner.McDonald's!
GOP=GOVERNMENT OF PUTIN
It goes both ways honestly, too many clowns in office no matter the party we need term limits
At one point the GOP was a political party....now it's just a group of gangsters, traitors and crooks
JJ lol I’ve been against term limits for most of my life, but now I’m starting to agree with that idea.
Trump is talking about his hotels when he talks about his toilets and faucets
He probably didn't pay the water bill 😂
And Trump is the one who shits it gold toilets... yeah that explains it. What would he know about toilets uummhh they're gold and sinks have matching water turn ons lol
trump probably dumps in the shower while staying at his properties just so the illegal immigrants he has working for him has to clean it up.
@@sideboob4276
LMAO
He didn't mention bedbugs.
The baloney and grocery bag remarks made me laugh til my sides were sore.
All of this while the country is LITERALLY going down the drain!
Sad that he's addressing slow water flow "somewhere" instead of undrinkable water in Flint, Michigan.
Nuregra AGREED
What he wants the EPA to rollback water saving requirements for plumbing. He is determined to destroy the environment before he's done.
I'm just surprised that he knows what water is
#ADOS #TRE45ON #Amurderkkka
@Achilles 1776 The emergency declaration signed by Obama was a designation under the Stafford Act, a disaster relief law, that allowed for federal aid of up to $5 million (not including additional assistance from federal agencies that didn’t require the declaration). Such emergency declarations bolster state or local “efforts in providing emergency services, such as the protection of lives, property, public health, and safety, or to lessen or avert the threat of a catastrophe in any part of the United States,”
www.factcheck.org/2019/03/posts-distort-facts-on-obama-flint/
The only other person to yell out “baloney” was judge Judy. Enough said
Being that the average Trump supporter lives in a trailer park and spends their days watching Judge Judy, that fits perfectly! #JerrySpringerRules
Its spelled bologne...
Jose Lopez no, it’s actually correctly spelled for its intended use. The sandwich meat, however, is spelled bologna.
😂😂😂😂
I love Judge Judy!
After you got the produce out you should have said: I forgot the balony!
Throughout most of human history, the challenge of "it's never been done before, therefore it can't/shouldn't be done" has been met with DOING the thing, not not doing the thing.
The House needed the guy from the British House of Commons
*”ORDA! ORDA!”*
You're so right: John Bercow would be perfect to do the job and provide humor without nastiness. And since he has recently resigned, maybe....
@@pipsissewa6623 At this point I'm not really looking for humor - I would prefer some common sense and balls with a bit of a work ethic for some of those elected officials sworn in to represent and serve all US citizens, not just the sectarian Christians, who voted for them.
No doubt. John Bercow wouldn’t hesitate to call a spade a spade, or in this case, tell them to grow up.
“And may I point out that the gentleman seems to be chewing some sort of gum”
You shouldn't be able to impeach a president in his first term...….. the GOP have officially ran out of excuses
"You shouldn't be able to impeach a president in his first term ... unless he's a Democrat."
That's just sad...
These are the same people who argued that the elected president shouldn't be able to nominate a person for the supreme court during their term.
GOP=GOVERNMENT OF PUTIN
@@puckelberry --- I see absolutely no problem with that. Since the rise in power of the Supreme Court (completely unintentional and possibly criminal), there should not be "appointees" at the President's discretion, they should be elected in the same fashion as the President himself. The fact that has not been established is a failure of the Founders and a clear path to Dictatorship.
Remember no one is above the law, unless you’re president , rich and a celebrity.
elPichirri usually meeting just one of those requirements does it !
He just simply didn't do something illegal except having a bad style, populist talks and bad rhetoric.
Emmet Ray and abuse of power, obstruction of congress
@@elPichirri No obstruction since he has executive priiviledge and no no proof for any abuse of power, just whishful thinking.
When the gavel sounds like a semi automatic gun, you just might be in Amurica
No, America, the world is not laughing. The world is terrified.
Ann Bee as a citizen of the USofA I am terrified as well.
And they will be ROTF when/if Biden is elected
Meh. The Volcano in New Zealand is more scary than Trump.
@@eleminoupi5670 do you ever notice that Republicans never address the issues they just bring up someone else that has nothing to do with the issues..... It's almost like they aren't able to justify it and can only say, "but he did something too teacher!!" lol
💯
When Trump says "People say" "they say" or starts a story with "sir" he's lying and, or talking about himself.
"I asked this general, one of the top guys, how many times do you have to flush at the army base? And he said, sir, we have to flush 10 to 15 times, sir. And I said, wow, 10 to 15 times, that's crazy. Something has to be done about that. And he said, Yes, sir, I know, sir. Please get us high velocity toilets, sir, you are the only one who can make it happen, sir."
I think it also applies to "did you know?" Meaning trumpy didn't know
Yes. That is one of his many tells.
@@mecube9148 or "many people didn't know" = Trump just found out
But when is Trump ever *not* lying?
It’s funny that he thinks bathrooms are the only rooms that would be effected by ..low water pressure? you can tell he’s never touched a sink in a kitchen or a washing machine lol
For an "educated" man Trump has absolutely no command of the English language.
@Johnny Casserole Whether you think it sounds intelligent or not, it's grammatically correct.
he is worth billions. how much are you worth?
Trump Is neither educated or a man....🤣
@@MrMferg240 If that's your stand, than we could had elected Bill Gates or a top 10 Billionaire
MONEY TALKS. BULLSHIT WALKS.
Steve Castor looks like he has been drinking himself through this.
Gotta feel sorry for the guy.
Well, he probably had a six pack and a couple bottles of Wild Turkey in that shopping bag...
@@JKSinTO Oh, I don't know. Nobody made him take the case, I assume.
MissasDuke Most attorneys do when they are representing $hi-bag crooks.
Looks like he has been drinking his own oil.
Matt Gaetz : "I'm the biggest and most pathetic Trump suck-up."
Ted Cruz: "Hold my spine."
Ted Cruz ...... Spine !? Hahahahah
Lol
A prosthetic spine maybe, Ted Cruz definitely wasn't born with a spine.
🤣🤣
@@mechanicalhippo493 Damn it. You beat me to it. I was going to say, "Cruz has a spine? Since when?". Still like your comment!
You can't impeach a president in their first term? Someone should have told Andrew Johnson that.
Just now catching up... so funny. Great writers!!!
Funniest ‘A Closer Look’ of 2019. Seth emptying his grocery bag... 😂😂😂
Thanks, Republicans. Thanks for the comedy gold 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
I can imagine Seth's writers in the room: "What's the funniest thing he could take out from behind the desk first? C'mon, people, think!" "Hmmmm....how about a rutabaga?" "Beautiful, Amber!"
I busted a gut when he started pulling out vegetables. :-)
That exactly was the purpose, to distract with funny jokes. IDIOT.
AgentHEKTAH
Can anyone translate this ☝️ bullshit into English for me?
"No one asked for this recess. They just want to hold a press conference!"
And Colins is the first one to hold one.
Please tell Giygas to hurry up and finish the job.
@@anthonypike24 Hey now, I can't just go and do that. I got a small band of murderous kids after me.
Hilarious bit with the grocery bag xD
Seth Myers delivers brilliant writing in A Closer Look.
Trump: You calling me a liar?!
The rest of the world: We ain't calling you a truther!
Just when I think this can’t POSSIBLY get any more ridiculous, the Republican lawyer says “hold my WHOLE FOODS BRIEFCASE”...
FOR
FUCK’S
SAKE
@Mike Keller oh yeah...
so they trying(rep) to look poor or something 😆 just a thought
I couldn't stop laughing all the way through!!! THANK YOU!!! if I need a laugh I know who to come too. LoL 🤣🤣🤣
These horrible people will cheat their way to another term.
Yeah...the democrats are horrible. Very unfair.
@@richardhardin9184 Why are you posting your job?
@Pitbull Romans 5:8 My GOD! YOU DID NOTHING TO STOP Hitler! NOW DO SOMETHING TO ASK FORGIVENESS FROM YOURSELF?
@@SonnyGTA for real #MAGA 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
Charlotte Sudakov Nani? As a jew I find that to be offensive, and as a sane person I disagree. Is it because they were called the “National Socialist German Workers Party?” You are beyond ignorant.
Did the president watch "King of the Hill" Toilet episode, and thought it was real?
Totally thought about that. I wonder if it was on TV before he went to that meeting? 🤣 whadda joke
I thought about that episode too. Lmao.
Trump: "I call it rain, I've always called it rain. I think I was the first person to call it rain."
"Aw jeez, I call it rain too. I can really relate to this guy"
and it's yellow...
"You know I've heard that Democrats don't call it rain. They want to change it to be called 'precipitation'."
"we'll be saying 'rain' again, folks, believe me!"
“BIGLY rain! YUGE rain!”
Genius writing with the veggies on the table bit. Super funny!
This one has been the best one yet 😭😂🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
Frat Gaetz isn’t even fit to represent a keg of cheap beer.
I really hate that this guy is from my home state. He is such a putz
Gaetz is unbearable. Probably was one of the highschool bullies in his time.
It's a wonder some of them actually have the brain capacity to maintain autonomic body functions.
Trump is losing it in front of our eyes.
Trump never had it in the first place. He's always been batshit crazy.
He never had it to lose.
@ohsevenone Russia gate huh where Donald obstructed justice 10 times. Oh ok
@@cookies3780 you are aware you can't obstruct justice unless your forced to do something by court order right? so ordering your staff not to show up isn't obstruction
@@marley7868 😂😂😂😂😂
"It's called RAIN"...
Who else can no WAIT for him to be impeached?
No one....we are all enjoying the soaring economy, low unemployment and low taxes. All the people that love America and what it stands for love having a president that feels the same.....for a change.
@@SonnyGTA "FAKE NEWS" REPORTED BY DONALD DUMP...😋
Jus Tin for real! Definite loon!!
@Jus Tin NO...FROM TRUMP'S DIRTY, CUSSING MOUTH 😆😝😜
@@SonnyGTA TU MAMA!!!😜
Watching Nadler Swing that thing was fun. He's the MC Hammer of congress. It's Hammertime!!!! When it comes to the truth, the Republicans "can't touch" it.
🤣🤣🤣
He needs an air horn...imagine...
“Clear your mind must be, if you are to find the villains behind this plot.” - Yoda
(hyper) capitalist interests
@Gery A Yeah sure, the gop dismantling everything (which wasn't much) the dems have been trying to do over eight years was totally, secretly, actually in their own interest. Mhm sure, sounds totally plausible.
Trump is afraid of windmills and rain because either of them would mess up his hair.
And everyone knows they are in cahoots with the umbrellas to undermine his presidency.
To be fair it's supposedly very difficult to make a combover from your ass hair. And he sheds so much during the process, that's why he has to flush 15 times
A windmill isn't a fan. Don't be stupid like Trump. You're better than that
Hey you guys hear something stupid in here? Sounds like a Russian asset on a keyboard.
@Johnny Casserole Where did you acquire this information? I would live to read the research materials.
Oh my God, if it wasn’t a serious affair, it would be a great comedy clip.