honestly the "cult" ladies were just absolutely vibing. like dancing around a big fire in robes and red face paint as your friend burns her ex's belongings? sounds like a GREAT girl's night out to me. wish it wasn't in the form of shitty animation so I could show it to my friends for weekend plans
Technically, the ‘I’m slowly turning into a tree’ could be true. There’s genetic diseases that can make your skin rough, almost like tree bark, and become hard as if stone/wood. Over time, if the skin isn’t scrubbed off, you can become immobile and look like a human tree.
@@user-wk6tp1og3l I'm not sure on the laws but I think purposely locking someone in a room against their will is kidnapping since they can't get out and away from the aggressor
im like 8 minutes in and im just saying the "cult meeting" sounds like some alt girls having a dance party, cosplayers making tiktoks, or a coven of witches just trying to practice their religion
Okay, quick thing about this "cult" It was probably a local coven, the full moon sacrifice is basically a way to end something (the sacrifice being symbolic) and the red paint representing a relationship. They've done a lot of research here, and the giving of a voodoo doll to the person the doll is intended to be is actually symbolic of your hopes for them to take fate into their own hands. They did well considering the rest of the content
These animated story channels are known for stealing stories from Reddit and such, so they might have stole the story from someone who saw a coven and thought it was a cult because they didn't fully understand what they were doing
@@PhoenixRoseYT most people think of voodoo as this horrible thing (specifically dolls) when really it's mostly a hopeful magic. To give someone a voodoo of them is to symbolise hope, control over one's life, etc. Voodoo is actually kinda wholesome
@@soda_boy2001 most people are oblivious to witchcraft practices, and still have the idea of live sacrifices. It's a massive pain, but I don't have a coven, so thankfully I don't have to deal with it
Funny, when my siblings and I were children we used the huge tree in our front yard to HIDE from our abusive parents. It made for a great hiding spot because if they wanted us to come down so they could punish us, they'd basically have to yell to the whole neighborhood that they were THAT angry with us.
I feel like this is getting out of hand, however we get quality Jarvis content soooo I mean they can keep it coming. Edit: well fuck that’s a lot of likes
The only reason the girl said that she deleted the channel was because there was no channel to begin with and they just don’t want people finding it out
Is anyone else confused about why he was talking to a pillow then whole time? And was he pretending that it was responding? Wow, quarantine must really be getting to him...
@@clammed1722 thanks dude, but don't advertise on other channels :) there's plenty of other ways to get people's attention; maybe try Reddit or Twitter or etc
Jarvis is like the Doctor. He’s seen so much weird stuff that he needs a human companion to remind him that huge space wars and unicorns and time travel are not normal.
”Yo bro, my daughter failed her math test again. You gotta tell her how much of a disgrace she is to the family.” ”For the last time brother, I don’t care about my niece’s shitty math skills. Now would you stop calling me, I’m having an important job meeting right now!”
I can tell you that as a 16 year old, I was actually emotionally mature enough to reject someone with tact. I even rehearsed and stuff. I just never had the opportunity to...
No one else mentioning how Jarvis's girlfriend kept implying she's a witch, and the one depicted is wearing red just like her, looks like her, has a nice attitude like her, and all thats missing is the makeup. *_Coincidence? I think not!_*
Accept Jesus Christ as your Lord and Saviour, repent of your sins and be born again. Witchcraft in an abomination to the Lord and you will surely be thrown into the lake of fire if you do not repent. You are being deceived by the devil. Repent for the kingdom of heaven is at hand!
It's because they can't do super clickbaity titles and ultra-sensationalized stories because they don't make everything up. It's stupid. They deserve better.
All girls know nowadays is - McDonalds - Twerk - Be Bisexual - Start a ritual that requires a sacrifice at dawn on a Friday evening - Lock up a child in an abandoned house for 4+ hours - Play loud music in a haunted house in the middle of nowhere - Film in apple tree - Eat hot chip - Lie
Damn, I only have two of those down. Bisexuality and, of course, Lock up a child in an abandoned house for 4+ hours (I mean, what else am I supposed to do?)
@@3starsburningbright no offense, if you dont wanna answer you dont have to. What if you get in a relationship with the opposite sex, would you suddenly no longer be sexually attracted to them? Also, I'm genderfluid, so I get what you mean.
@@BleachedBlackSocks well, im not that much attracted to males (no matter the sexuality), so the chances that i actually fall in love and date the person isnt THAT high. Plus, alongside abrosexuality, im also graysexual. So its also hard to fall in love in general. But if that does happen, i guess id rather settle down than just randomly fall in and out of love with the person. Okay and, most abrosexuals are only abro usually to find out what sexuality they really are, and that was the case with me.
The cult thing just sounds like a normal coven of witches (modern-day witches, that is.). A sacrifice generally doesn't mean anything like a person or an animal. Most of the time its just something valuable to that person/the people sacrificing it. Like during festivals like Lammas and Mabon, it is tradition for the witches/Wiccans/pagans celebrating to sacrifice some of the food eaten to whatever deity they choose (mainly a harvest goddess like Demeter). So, yeah, just normal coven things.
@@angelicacatherine5840 yeah. A pentacle is a symbol of protection. And any time you're performing a ritual/doing spellwork, you're supposed to light a couple candles that match what you're doing.
Accept Jesus Christ as your Lord and Saviour, repent of your sins and be born again. Witchcraft in an abomination to the Lord and you will surely be thrown into the lake of fire if you do not repent. You are being deceived by the devil. Repent for the kingdom of heaven is at hand!
The perfect place to make a horror movie is probably a safe place, like your bedroom. Destroying what people think they are perfectly fine and safe would be VERY scary.
F in the chat for Jarvis's girlfriend. She has been corrupted by the animated stories. Edit: Holy shit tysm for the likes lol! Another edit: The replies are killing me lol
it totally should! they have a really good dynamic together and as much as i laugh when i watch jarvis' videos, i can't laugh harder than when his girlfriend is in the video also
So I actually looked up "the girl in the tree" because now I was actually curious, and I didn't find a channel by that name but I *did* find a video from My Story Animated called "I'm a gold digger, I married a tree for it's money" (???) AND one from a very similar channel, Dory Story, called "I'm slowly turning into a tree!" (?????) So that was an adventure.
In the second one there is some rare condition that does that, but I sincearly doubt that someone actually submitted that. As for the fist one, I am as confused as you
@ I mean, 6pm is actually in the evening, but okay.
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@@Singingtater24 It isn't waiting that much because we normally eat at 2/3pm, but like, if you have dinner at 5 then there's no way you're not going to be hungry later, what time do you go to bed????? Or wake up? I'd be starving on breakfast For me 5 is definitely afternoon, even in winter it's still daytime until like 6pm, and in summer when there's sunlight untill 9 how do you manage to go so much time without eating???
"Start your channels" I've been thinking of doing this for a while now. Thank you for adding that little bit of support and encouragement. It's really helpful.
guys im really worried about Jarvis. he's pretending to be talking to this 'girlfriend' character again... if this behaviour continues I think we might need to see up an intervention
@@abagofflaminhotcheetos bro, find medical help. THATS URGENT. MAN, IT IS IMPOSSIBLE FOR JARVIS TO HAVE A REAL GF. CMON MAN, PUT ON THE THE REALITY SHOES, WE CANT LOSE YOU
While the last story is exaggerated to all hell as someone with abusive parents the whole "how dare you talk about our private lives" with the unusual punishments thing? I relate to that tbh . It not only eliminates a way to vent but it also hides the abuse. At the very least my parents arent/werent this extreme in the religious aspects
I like how they’re so clickbait, like you expect the disown story to have horribly cruel parents which they are but to keep appealing to kids they do cruel but stupid punishments like sitting a top of a apple tree for an unfair amount of time and them not allowing kitchen access even for water late at night, you expect them to do stuff like maybe beat them or lock them in closets alone but they make it just bare bones enough to where it’s cruel but not realistically believable.
Meme Marine I mean no the whole thing is pretty realistic, as ridiculous as the dialogue and animations are. The story is still most definitely fake but this kind of shit happens all the time.
I read that and figured it couldn't be right. After pausing the video and spending like 20 minutes looking into it, talonflame, incineroar, salazzle. Also probably a few others. But wow holy shit I did not realize how widespread solarbeam is.
I will say as someome who grew up homeschooled and religious, I was allowed to play pokemon, but I knew ALOT of kids who were not. Not only for the "evolution" part but also because Pokemon was short for "Pocket monsters" and the only "Monsters" that were real were demons. Yeah i know, weird af
@@Lucaz99 yeah, it varied depending on the parents. The big ones that homeschoolers that I knew didnt watch were: Harry Potter, Twilight, Pokemon, Yugioh, Power Rangers, or D&D. Not all, but each family had about 2-3 of those that they werent allowed to watch
Mary Coffelt oh yeah! D&D was really scary for Christian parents, I remember that. It’s so funny because it’s such an innocent thing to do. I guess the same applies to watching these kids show I guess.
Who cares, not getting to play these games isn’t abuse. They wanted to protect their kids from things they didn’t understand fully. Not bad parenting… now did the traumatize kids for not flushing the toilet or stick them in a tree for hours as punishments, that’s the real problem.
Jarvis posted this at 8pm because it’s the scariest time of the day
*_East coaster_*
West Cost Gang Rise Up
I'm my country its 6:30
GOTTIE
But *time zones*
Good thing it's only 2:30 am here.
Some guy with a rake: (does his job and doesn’t talk to stranger children)
Kids: this man is mentally ill
🤣🤣💀
Chills: as you can see this man is obviously posseeeeeessseeeedddd
And he's in an abandoned mansion.ABANDONED
To be fair, he was staring at them.
@@aaaah540 probably staring because they're a group of teenagers walking to an abandoned house
God, I feel horrible for Jarvis. Poor dude is so lonely he made an imaginary girlfriend!
i think you messed up Jarvis for Onyx Savior. Dumb mistake.
click me plz oh god, I’m sorry, my bad.
I don’t feel bad for Jarvis, I feel bad for myself
Oh, so that is why he was talking to the air...
i know its so sad he even gave her a physical form built via carbon fused and combined light
Dangerz Own who?
UA-cam animated stories: *I got killed in a school shooting but I survived*
LMAOOO SO UNDERRATED 😂🤣
This comment deserves more likes lmaooo
..and became world famous
Abigail La Brie and then discovered that my mom is my twin and my real mom was the school shooter
Ashlee Games And my dad was Donald Trumps son who is a donkey who is friends with an ogre
honestly the "cult" ladies were just absolutely vibing. like dancing around a big fire in robes and red face paint as your friend burns her ex's belongings? sounds like a GREAT girl's night out to me. wish it wasn't in the form of shitty animation so I could show it to my friends for weekend plans
Honestly, I think that they were implying it was blood or something.
just a night with the girlies painting sigils on each other’s faces
Me and my homies are definitely trying this
id do this honestly
Mood.
At first Jarvis was imagining he had a girlfriend but now I see his girlfriend too.
We're going crazy with him now too.
@@Darkout412 it's the quarantine talking
Hi guys I’m new here, but what girlfriend?
@@Hyopsodus
quarantine hasn't taken over your mind yet
For some reason I see Sadie too 0-0
She “had” to delete the channel because if she didn’t, people would have searched up the tree video to verify the validity of the story.
what? noo it's totally real. After all, they're bio says they're real. The internet doesnt lie.
@@epiczombieslayer4444 she mentioned she deleted it so it's fake. And it's not a reupload because she said she didn't show her face.
yeah they knew it was fake that was the joke.
@@willg3369 r/whoooooosh
@@schlattenjoyer3450 At least spell it correctly
So he had an axe in the basement and he didn’t want to break down the door
That would have taken logic, and we can’t have any of that in a fake animated story
Tht is what triggered me
he was in complete darkness because his phone was crushed, remember the 🔦
He was too _polite_ to break down the door.
@@d-righty lol
Conclusion: Sadie is secretly a witch
Seems legit
As someone named Sadie I can confirm all Sadie’s are witches
@@samthegarbageman2876 does it count if the girls nickname is Sadie
@@alexiswagner5388 *Yes*
@@samthegarbageman2876 my names not sadie but I'm still a witch is that allowed
I searched up the girl in the tree and what I find was even worse. “I married a tree for money” and “I’m slowly turning into a tree”
lol me too . I wish Sadie's channel was called that :///
Technically, the ‘I’m slowly turning into a tree’ could be true. There’s genetic diseases that can make your skin rough, almost like tree bark, and become hard as if stone/wood. Over time, if the skin isn’t scrubbed off, you can become immobile and look like a human tree.
@@urgae9125 but lets not forget that we're talking about my story animated lol
I did too, I saw that
i found i had ____ with a tree
Kelly, sexual assault, stalking and kidnapping is no joke
Nor is locking someone in a basement for 4 hours >:(
@@user-wk6tp1og3l I'm not sure on the laws but I think purposely locking someone in a room against their will is kidnapping since they can't get out and away from the aggressor
@@user-wk6tp1og3l He already listed kidnapping genius.
Don't forget kidnapping
MILLIONS OF FAMILIES SUFFER EVERY YEAR
“Hi, I’m Rick.”
“Hi, Rick”
Why is this so funny
We're no strangers to love
@@SM-qv2om You know the rules and so do I
@@lpsquestie3495 a full commitment's what I'm thinking of
@@harmonizing8627 You wouldn't get this from any other guy
@@hotasice6475 I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
“Hi everyone, my names Fiona. My parents disowned me because of my UA-cam channel.”
Person: * punches laptop *
*Neil Breen, is that you?*
Sup, my name's Dylan, get those fucking laptops out of my face.
Known fact: Neil Breen hates laptops-
Walks into Best Buy
Citizens of KurtisTown?
Yes and I’m a alumni of Yee Yee University
random person: Looks at Rick
Rick: I'm not sure they're mentally healthy.
I'm not EVEN sure if he was mentally healthy.
Kinda like Jarvis, talking to himself for a whole video
I never did that!
Jarvis, how do you not realize that Sadie is the cult leader? That's why she was so chill about the whole thing
What was Craig watching that he got recommended a girl talking about her feelings in a apple tree?
Pimple _ He was watching Pyrocynical, my guy
Probably those "I'm gay what do I do" videos filmed by 5 year olds in the broom closet
@@delphinium1989 Is that an actual genre??
@@jtm8514 i hope so
Jarvis is talking to himself again
Almost as if he has a girlfriend...
@Cyrowyd r/woooosh
@@ooohhh99 *yt/woooosh
well dang
its a joke lol
he said that in a video a looooooong time ago.
BlueToadTheBulbous
You with your Yt/etc.
That’s what she just explained. In a video “a long time ago” he made the joke. ???
the igglybuff evolution chain looks like: jigglypuff > wigglytuff > bigger wigglytuff
Jigglypuff > Wigglytuff > Wigglytough
@@doctorxawesomestop-motion1234 wigglyBUFF
Long
Big wiggle
Longer wigglytuff
Every other UA-camr's comment section when they feature their SO:
*OMG! You guys are so cute*
The unnamed fanbase:
*JARVIS IS IMAGINING THINGS AGAIN*
Jacksfilms: Am I a joke to you?
@@bowielolz Free Erin!
mara _ petition for jacksfilms to let Erin out of his basement
@@Ella_G_127 let's get to 10000!
@Jesús Alberto Cavazos Calderón it means Significant Other
Okay but can we talk about how his girlfriend just keeps looking at him like “this man is not all there but I love him anyways”
Too true mate
its so cute tbh and when shes like “youre a nerd :)”
@@emmiegarvey7895 they broke up
@@sinbot what fr?
@@emmiegarvey7895 yeah
Sadie looks gorgeous today, and I love her hair. Jarvis looks cute too, but this is about Sadie.
oh no the replys to this comment are all going to be "SIMP" because you complimented a woman oh nooooo
@@chromso what's up with simp lately
Girls can't simp over eachother
@@xXcoolguyXx2011 just watch me.
@@xXcoolguyXx2011 wanna bet?
im like 8 minutes in and im just saying the "cult meeting" sounds like some alt girls having a dance party, cosplayers making tiktoks, or a coven of witches just trying to practice their religion
I thought the same thing first
Alexis Yoko [Alexander] I’m Wiccan and yeah it really isn’t a cult it’s just a coven
that's just an average friday night with the gals
200th like
As a cosplayer, come here, we have worms on a string and platform boots 😌
I Became Pregnant And My Son Is The Second Jesus , So I Had To Move Out
*ACTUALLY HAPPENED*
this means war
My teacher bullied me, so i nuked his entire career
@@koishikomeiji445
my dad didnt return with the milk and now everyone is dead! sorry mom!
@@koishikomeiji445I just found out that my girlfriend is my uncle!
@@koishikomeiji445 My lover is hiding a secret,
she indentifies as a couch!
@@koishikomeiji445 I accidently ate a dictonary and i am now super smart!
Okay, quick thing about this "cult"
It was probably a local coven, the full moon sacrifice is basically a way to end something (the sacrifice being symbolic) and the red paint representing a relationship. They've done a lot of research here, and the giving of a voodoo doll to the person the doll is intended to be is actually symbolic of your hopes for them to take fate into their own hands.
They did well considering the rest of the content
These animated story channels are known for stealing stories from Reddit and such, so they might have stole the story from someone who saw a coven and thought it was a cult because they didn't fully understand what they were doing
Thanks for writing this
I kinda love that voodoo doll part.
@@PhoenixRoseYT most people think of voodoo as this horrible thing (specifically dolls) when really it's mostly a hopeful magic. To give someone a voodoo of them is to symbolise hope, control over one's life, etc. Voodoo is actually kinda wholesome
@@soda_boy2001 most people are oblivious to witchcraft practices, and still have the idea of live sacrifices. It's a massive pain, but I don't have a coven, so thankfully I don't have to deal with it
Why is there a gardener at an abandoned house
That’s your only question
He cleans up the cult things
Because pYlott
Juggernaut thought to be mentally unstable*
@@caecilius9578 but there was no plot! And even if there was, he wasn't important to the plot.
I feel like these fake stories are the plots of rejected Netflix shows
That can't be true, Netflix doesn't reject shows.
why is this underrated ????
😂🤣
@@mechanomics2649 they do, if they're as bad as these fake animated story channels
Mechanomics if they didn’t Netflix would be horrible
@@Robo-xk4jm I mean , it's a joke.
The reason his girlfriend is so perfect for him is that she's imaginary
Who it's only him...
Voice changers and 3d modelling tech have come so far! Too bad Jarvis' digital de-aging makes him look like Gamecube graphics🤠
Oh great I'm not crazy, he's alone there I thought he was talking to an imaginary friend or something
Just like Joker’s gf
They're both imaginary so it works out
Funny, when my siblings and I were children we used the huge tree in our front yard to HIDE from our abusive parents. It made for a great hiding spot because if they wanted us to come down so they could punish us, they'd basically have to yell to the whole neighborhood that they were THAT angry with us.
Wow Jarvis your CGI skills are getting really good, I mean the fake girlfriend is professional level
Yeah! It almost fooled me! I wonder when he had the time to learn?
It’s a paid actor
What girlfriend he was talking to himself the whole time
Haydan Tran yeah it was a fake person he was talking to air
no idots it’s obvious that the girlfriend is real
So this kid is in a basement behind a wooden locked door for 4 hours and doesn't take a second glance at the axe?
Right? Like, if I saw one, I'd be doing 'Here's Johnny!' after about 20 minutes!
Nah he was too polite to do that. I mean what if someone lived in that ABANDONED house?
It was too dark to see?
blue dragonfly exactly what i was thinking
The reason she said "Craig" so grudgingly is because Craig is the enemy of Greg
Ohhhhhh.... Yeahhhhh.... Fellow Greeeeeegggg.... Truly Greeeeeegggg....
Yes.
Another Greg .o.
the greg’s have found each other
Oh Noision
24:06 "How dare you talk about our private lives" is code for "How dare you expose the abuse we put you through behind closed doors"
yeah idk how they managed to make something funny from that story all i was thinking about was "poor traumatized kids"
@@sabakurou_yeah, it was pretty bittersweet.
I feel like this is getting out of hand, however we get quality Jarvis content soooo I mean they can keep it coming.
Edit: well fuck that’s a lot of likes
Why
I hope the content mill never stops churning so we never run out of Jarvis fuel.
@@i-man872 cause now there are two of them.
Hey, if you like memes I just posted 17 minutes of pure memes to make your day better :)
@@buggletude damnit i was going to say that
The only reason the girl said that she deleted the channel was because there was no channel to begin with and they just don’t want people finding it out
Obviously
What do you expect?!
true
no shit sherlock
"You shouldn't eat past 8pm"
me: *looks down to a plate of lasagna after 11 pm*
me: *sweats intensely*
Sounds like you could use some sweating
The boys eating beans at 3am: *Also sweats*
Is anyone else confused about why he was talking to a pillow then whole time? And was he pretending that it was responding? Wow, quarantine must really be getting to him...
No one:
Fake animated story time channels: *MY DAD RAN OVER MY DOG AND DECIDED TO COOK IT AS OUR LUNCH OH AND ALSO MY GRANDMA IS A H O R S E*
*AND ON A SIDE NOTE, MY MOM STOLE MY PHONE*
and also a CAR drove by my house! it was a ferrari.....
*AND MY MOM MARRIED A COOKING RAT*
*MY TOE'S DOG WAS HOLDING ME HOSTAGE*
And I forgot to mention but I'm Jackie Chan
Girl: Is your kitchen open so late?
Other girl: *bobs head*
Melody0Crossing oh my god she’s having a seizure quick someone put a wallet in her mouth
I posted 17 minutes of pure memes for you to enjoy during boredom!
@@clammed1722 no one cares
@@clammed1722 yeah I agree with the other guy no one cares
@@clammed1722 thanks dude, but don't advertise on other channels :) there's plenty of other ways to get people's attention; maybe try Reddit or Twitter or etc
“Animated stories are still horrible”
Everyone liked that
At least they aren't shoved down our throats like a few years back
Everyone still liked that*
@@zenoinfinite3244 YES
But THEY ACTUALLY ANIMATED MY STORY isn't
@@bearrett_8783 Yeah, Jarvis' parody channel. It's so hilarious but sadly true to how fake the storytime animation community can get.
Craig got scared from the poop, he got ptsd: poop traumatic stress dissorder
post traumatic shitting disorder
Poop toilet shitting disgustang
“Wasn’t this reaction a bit over the top?”
It’s literally illegal to throw your children, under 18 out of the house
Just because it's illegal doesn't mean it doesn't happen
Just a little bit over the top just a little...
because it's illegal means it not *supposed* to happen
@@consumebees1404 like jarvis said himself dancing to the national anthem to illegal
what if i want to shake my ass to the banner :(
I don't think they care about it being legal when your disowning your kid
Jarvis is like the Doctor. He’s seen so much weird stuff that he needs a human companion to remind him that huge space wars and unicorns and time travel are not normal.
WHY IS THIS SENDING ME BANSHXJ
Mood
Oh no it has 420 likes no one like it any more
We must preserve it!@@thegiraffe8775
Lucy M what does that mean?
”Yo bro, my daughter failed her math test again. You gotta tell her how much of a disgrace she is to the family.”
”For the last time brother, I don’t care about my niece’s shitty math skills. Now would you stop calling me, I’m having an important job meeting right now!”
Part of the same video has people commenting on the video asking if it’s fake, BUT EVERYTHING IS FAKE
When you realize the kid could have used the axe in the basement to escape
The girl in the tree sounds like a ripoff of the "you're grounded, get on top of the fridge" vine lmao
ua-cam.com/video/K9lLGfbLEUE/v-deo.html
Literally my first thought! Lmao
@@arabellaallen5613 I actually thought it was the same girl as the animated story I freaked out 😂 but that was weirdly... Poignant?
these women: *listening to music, meditating, having a bonfire*
this guy: WITCH CULT
fr its just a coven 😔😔 let em vibe
These channels be like: It all started when my mom forgot to show up to my birth.
It all started on my birth, when both of my parents failed to show up.
Aditya Negi it all started at my conception where my parents forgot to show up
And was raised by Ocelots?
Doofenshmirtz
It all started when hyenas ate my family and then took me under their wing
I can tell you that as a 16 year old, I was actually emotionally mature enough to reject someone with tact. I even rehearsed and stuff. I just never had the opportunity to...
Your girlfriend is too empathetic to be a commentator. Protect her at all costs she’s so sweet
What girlfriend? I know he has a joke where he talks to the air as his "girlfriend" but you are taking the joke too far
What girlfriend
What’s a girl?
@@You-dn8ep What's a?
@@theflano23 ...................
“Animated stories are still horrible”
Yeah I think we know lmao
Some of us need reminders
Quarantine is really getting to Jarvis, he kept talking to himself throughout this whole video.
QuAraNtiNe
I started seeing this "Sadie" this video.
Ikr was he talking to the piano?
@@crossmane no he was talking to.....
JOHN CENA!!!!
I searched "The Girl in the Tree" and the third result was "I'M SLOWLY TURNING INTO A TREE" by Dory Story
The american dream
Parents: disown Fiona
Grandma: uno reverse card
Underrated comment
Underrated comment still
@@alexverdana2435 sharp outfit, u got there
@@alexverdana2435 Is your pfp Azula? That doesn't look like Azula but it looks like Azula. Azula.
Lmao
No one else mentioning how Jarvis's girlfriend kept implying she's a witch, and the one depicted is wearing red just like her, looks like her, has a nice attitude like her, and all thats missing is the makeup. *_Coincidence? I think not!_*
She can put a spell on me anyday of the week
Bangtan Boyscouts simp
@@crunch1495 Didn't this thing die like a month ago already? Because it should've
@@kikuchisrustywheelbearings agreed.
Poor Jarvis’s girlfriend, quarantine’s getting to her so hard that she has an imaginary UA-camr boyfriend
who?
@@milo-vw4oo yes
@@milo-vw4oo yes
@@milo-vw4oo yes
@@milo-vw4oo yes
bruh that first one is just... a harmless Wiccan coven lol. do your meditation, sacrifice dried flowers and praise nature girls, go off
Accept Jesus Christ as your Lord and Saviour, repent of your sins and be born again. Witchcraft in an abomination to the Lord and you will surely be thrown into the lake of fire if you do not repent. You are being deceived by the devil. Repent for the kingdom of heaven is at hand!
@@WhyWasntIBornInTheMiddleAges AJSHAKDHJASHJ?????
@@WhyWasntIBornInTheMiddleAges cool! next time, keep it to yourself
@@emmaswart2483
Mark 16:15
And he said to them, “Go into all the world and proclaim the gospel to the whole creation.
@@WhyWasntIBornInTheMiddleAges shut up
Plot twist: Sadie was that cult leader/life coach
That’s a character arc right there
Huh? Who’s Sadie? Jarvis was talking to himself this whole vid
@@addyd2616 this joke isn't funny.
@@waluigi7331 yeah, it's not funny. IT'S HILARIOUS!!!!
Yo she's totally a witch
i don't even think storybooth, where this all originated from, is anywhere near as popular as these fake channels lmfao
Which is sad
I remember watching Storybooth all the time when I was younger and now we have this low quality, fake bullshit all over UA-cam
It's because they can't do super clickbaity titles and ultra-sensationalized stories because they don't make everything up. It's stupid. They deserve better.
The sad thing is, is that storybooth is real.
yeah, a lot of storybooth stories were *real* , educational, well made, and hand animated. all the new ones are just... bad :/
All girls know nowadays is
- McDonalds
- Twerk
- Be Bisexual
- Start a ritual that requires a sacrifice at dawn on a Friday evening
- Lock up a child in an abandoned house for 4+ hours
- Play loud music in a haunted house in the middle of nowhere
- Film in apple tree
- Eat hot chip
- Lie
Not gonna lie this sums me up pretty well.
Damn, I only have two of those down. Bisexuality and, of course, Lock up a child in an abandoned house for 4+ hours (I mean, what else am I supposed to do?)
😣
Don’t forget filming in the Apple tree
@@zeusrulez Ah of course, my apologies
Those weren't witches. They were lesbians.
I'd know.
I'm a witch and my girlfriend is a lesbian
im partly lesbian-
@@3starsburningbright my unofficial child is half lesbian too! They are a bi enby XD
@@3starsburningbright no offense, if you dont wanna answer you dont have to.
What if you get in a relationship with the opposite sex, would you suddenly no longer be sexually attracted to them?
Also, I'm genderfluid, so I get what you mean.
@@BleachedBlackSocks well, im not that much attracted to males (no matter the sexuality), so the chances that i actually fall in love and date the person isnt THAT high. Plus, alongside abrosexuality, im also graysexual. So its also hard to fall in love in general. But if that does happen, i guess id rather settle down than just randomly fall in and out of love with the person.
Okay and, most abrosexuals are only abro usually to find out what sexuality they really are, and that was the case with me.
well im siqma
THE MULANEY REFERENCE WE STAN
I got that to. I was looking if anyone did. Thank you
"Gonna pushim..."
@@tasteslikedog9340 I HAVE AIDS! no that's too forward
EXCUSE ME, IM HOMELESS, IM GAY, I HAVE AIDS, AND IM NEW IN TOWN
STREET SMARTS!
i like her !! but who is this jarvis guy everyone is talking about?
I think he’s some kind of politician en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jarvis_Johnson
Yeah probs a politician
Her imaginary boyfriend
What jarvis guy?
@@settheshallow8913 ooh how turn tables
I appreciate the very short sound bite of John Mulaney saying “imma push him”
Time stamp??
@@claireoconnor307 7:39
The cult thing just sounds like a normal coven of witches (modern-day witches, that is.). A sacrifice generally doesn't mean anything like a person or an animal. Most of the time its just something valuable to that person/the people sacrificing it.
Like during festivals like Lammas and Mabon, it is tradition for the witches/Wiccans/pagans celebrating to sacrifice some of the food eaten to whatever deity they choose (mainly a harvest goddess like Demeter).
So, yeah, just normal coven things.
@@angelicacatherine5840 yeah. A pentacle is a symbol of protection. And any time you're performing a ritual/doing spellwork, you're supposed to light a couple candles that match what you're doing.
I- what? Modern day witches? I think being a witch is a cult, though all the other stuff you said sounded perfectly fine.
@@yestermorrow3223 religious rights in America my friend
@@AbsoluteGorbSupreme yeah you’re right
Accept Jesus Christ as your Lord and Saviour, repent of your sins and be born again. Witchcraft in an abomination to the Lord and you will surely be thrown into the lake of fire if you do not repent. You are being deceived by the devil. Repent for the kingdom of heaven is at hand!
Actually Happened has deleted all their content.
Me: We won Mr. Stark
Actually Happened: I don't feel so good...
THEY DID-
HOLY SHIT
well boys we did it
What content. It’s not content
The perfect place to make a horror movie is probably a safe place, like your bedroom. Destroying what people think they are perfectly fine and safe would be VERY scary.
Paranormal Activity does this well
Yikes no thank you
"They're just doing a spell, it's fine"
Jarvis obviously has no experience with the goings on of girl sleepovers
If that's u in the PFP you look so cute🥰🥰🥰 you are so cute and hot wanna cuddle
@@OGrandomunknownperson i need the @
I called CPS when I was kid... My mom lied and as soon as they left my mom's abuse got worse. Just fyi bro.
yeah cps is not that helpful, wish more people knew that
F in the chat for Jarvis's girlfriend. She has been corrupted by the animated stories.
Edit: Holy shit tysm for the likes lol!
Another edit: The replies are killing me lol
F
She's not real, what do you mean?
Who are you talking about?
F
F
i’m really getting scared for him considering nobody is there with him.
@Mythical Toxic there is a sofa?
@@alexmcaniff6446 there is a video?
@@thelightningash theres existense?
Just chilling There is?
@@2350CST ?
Corrupting my girlfriend with the internet should actually be a series
it totally should! they have a really good dynamic together and as much as i laugh when i watch jarvis' videos, i can't laugh harder than when his girlfriend is in the video also
That’s like what Leon Lush’s second channel is, Lush Life, where he shows his wife stuff from the Internet.
Jarvis: "Double the flavor, double the fun."
Me: eating Chinese food and Mexican at the same time
Also me: *thumbs up
Cannibal (re-read their sentence).
So I actually looked up "the girl in the tree" because now I was actually curious, and I didn't find a channel by that name but I *did* find a video from My Story Animated called "I'm a gold digger, I married a tree for it's money" (???) AND one from a very similar channel, Dory Story, called "I'm slowly turning into a tree!" (?????) So that was an adventure.
In the second one there is some rare condition that does that, but I sincearly doubt that someone actually submitted that. As for the fist one, I am as confused as you
Tbh I think his girlfriend is wholesome
@Willem Garrity u read my mind
She's great
And hot
What girlfriend?
Jarvis has a great GF
Kevin and Roger: **does whatever Kelly says to do**
🔔 S I M P A L E R T 🔔
LMAO
"In India dinner starts at 8pm"
Spanish people: hold my 11pm dinners
I still can't get over the rest of the world thinking 8pm is late for dinner xd
I’m Indian and when I learned that others ate dinner around 6pm I was like :000
@@itsbobatea8733 RIGHT, like omg, I finish eating at like 3/4 pm, how can someone have dinner at 6? That's in the afternoon!!!!!
At my house, we eat dinner at 5. I couldn't imagine waiting until 8 or 11 to eat dinner.
@ I mean, 6pm is actually in the evening, but okay.
@@Singingtater24 It isn't waiting that much because we normally eat at 2/3pm, but like, if you have dinner at 5 then there's no way you're not going to be hungry later, what time do you go to bed????? Or wake up? I'd be starving on breakfast
For me 5 is definitely afternoon, even in winter it's still daytime until like 6pm, and in summer when there's sunlight untill 9 how do you manage to go so much time without eating???
The script: "mysticism"
The actor: "I guess I'll try my best!"
Quality control: *doesn't exist*
it was a portmanteau of mysticism and masochism
Script: "mysticism"
Quality control: Ight, Imma head out
I believe the script got it wrong and the voice actors aren't paid enough to care about misspellings, so he just went with it.
18:28 Jarvis: Grandma, I got a bad grade
Sadie: In what subject?
Jarvis: Don't laugh.
Sadie: *Giggles*
I love that part 😂
Maybe the gardener looking at them had something to do with them repeatedly breaking into a nearby house.
"Start your channels"
I've been thinking of doing this for a while now. Thank you for adding that little bit of support and encouragement. It's really helpful.
Good luck
I wish you the best luck!
Is your kitchen open this late???
*raised and lowered head with confusing intent*
“Is your kitchen open this late”. Wh-what
It sucks my kitchen is closed during quarantine
He looks so much less dead inside when he’s with his girlfriend
What girlfriend?
_congrats_ that's what feelings are
@AStackOf2Boxes feelings... wow, I forgot about those ever since I lost my soul
That cute
Girlfriend?
Everytime Jarvis makes eye contact with his girlfriend is so cute ngl
What girlfriend?
@@cometxcosmos you're out here asking the real questions 😤👌
Awe yeah:3
@@cometxcosmos His Imaginary Girlfreind, Duh.
Wdym???
25:25 on a serious note, when you get disowned (and if you have no family) try friends, church, or go to a shelter for homeless youth.
guys im really worried about Jarvis. he's pretending to be talking to this 'girlfriend' character again... if this behaviour continues I think we might need to see up an intervention
Im worried too man:// it's really sad
@@abagofflaminhotcheetos bro, find medical help. THATS URGENT. MAN, IT IS IMPOSSIBLE FOR JARVIS TO HAVE A REAL GF. CMON MAN, PUT ON THE THE REALITY SHOES, WE CANT LOSE YOU
Nobody:
Fake UA-cam animation channel titles: I found a pillar with Aztec gods and then I learned how harvest the power of the sun and killed them
THIS HAS ME DEAD
@@leila416 so you're a vampire then?
genuinely sounds like a video they’d make
jojo in a nutshell
"My Nephew is OLDER THAN ME and Fought a BLONDE VAMPIRE???"
Craig wasn't pooping, he was straight up giving birth
I don't know why I laughed so hard at this😂😂maybe the fact that he's literally like 10
Jarvis getting upset about Pokemon evolutions is how I feel about seeing improper representation of my hyperfixations. lol
While the last story is exaggerated to all hell as someone with abusive parents the whole "how dare you talk about our private lives" with the unusual punishments thing? I relate to that tbh . It not only eliminates a way to vent but it also hides the abuse. At the very least my parents arent/werent this extreme in the religious aspects
You might have heard this already but please, try to get help so that you are safe at home.
Jarvis: “Frickin four eyes” Me: *cries in blind*
frickin... no eyes?
get noob
“Something something see-yourself joke”
@@ShibuNub3305 well I mean they can’t really see ur comment
*Laughs in cyclops*
I like how they’re so clickbait, like you expect the disown story to have horribly cruel parents which they are but to keep appealing to kids they do cruel but stupid punishments like sitting a top of a apple tree for an unfair amount of time and them not allowing kitchen access even for water late at night, you expect them to do stuff like maybe beat them or lock them in closets alone but they make it just bare bones enough to where it’s cruel but not realistically believable.
Not believable? This is exactly the kind of shit abusive parents pull
@@DeathnoteBB Yeah but the rest of the story makes it totally ridiculous, especially the straight out of r/justiceporn ending.
Meme Marine I mean no the whole thing is pretty realistic, as ridiculous as the dialogue and animations are. The story is still most definitely fake but this kind of shit happens all the time.
@@MemeMarine excuse me but "just ice porn"?
Emotional abuse is just as bad as physical abuse
Gardener's mind: "oh I miss being young and hanging out with my friends"
Kids: There's this creepy gardener staring at us...
“However Flareon is the only fully evolved fire type that cannot learn Solarbeam...”
I read that and figured it couldn't be right. After pausing the video and spending like 20 minutes looking into it, talonflame, incineroar, salazzle. Also probably a few others. But wow holy shit I did not realize how widespread solarbeam is.
@@yoissy it is a comic meme from before gen 6 (hence why the pokemon you mentioned are gen 6 or later)
26:18 they claim she deleted her channel because otherwise people would search it up and when they can’t find it they will know its fake
The way back machine prob has it if it ever existed
Plot twist: Jarvis actually owns all of these story channels and has been playing us the whole time
True
@True Stories Animated wow you really watch these videos
True Stories Animated but did your mom love your -
Growing up with Christian parents, I wasn’t allowed to play with Pokémon either. But they weren’t so brutal that they boarded up the kitchen 😂
Did your parents make you hang around trees as well? 😂
@@WisteriaBerlitz lol no, my parents didn't like going outside that much
I will say as someome who grew up homeschooled and religious, I was allowed to play pokemon, but I knew ALOT of kids who were not. Not only for the "evolution" part but also because Pokemon was short for "Pocket monsters" and the only "Monsters" that were real were demons. Yeah i know, weird af
My wife couldn’t read Harry Potter but played and watched Pokemon normally. But yeah, it happens.
@@Lucaz99 yeah, it varied depending on the parents. The big ones that homeschoolers that I knew didnt watch were: Harry Potter, Twilight, Pokemon, Yugioh, Power Rangers, or D&D. Not all, but each family had about 2-3 of those that they werent allowed to watch
Mary Coffelt oh yeah! D&D was really scary for Christian parents, I remember that. It’s so funny because it’s such an innocent thing to do. I guess the same applies to watching these kids show I guess.
Who cares, not getting to play these games isn’t abuse. They wanted to protect their kids from things they didn’t understand fully. Not bad parenting… now did the traumatize kids for not flushing the toilet or stick them in a tree for hours as punishments, that’s the real problem.
"Fake animated stories are still bad" We know Jarvis we know
and that is good cuz it is funny how bad they are
@@Thejghostodst Especially because the plot and animation is so stupid
@@bfcofficial17 but some times they get to stupid that there not funny
Why is everyone commenting this.
@@i-man872 cuz of awful sotyrs
“I witnessed a cult”
These animated stories channels are a cult -.-
At this point yes
Wouldn't be surprised if these were made by a cult leader
How are you able to think of a funny comment 5 sec after it gets posted ?
u n u s a n n u s
@@zetjet9901 unus annus is the best cult to join
I love how he lowers his voice whilst speaking to his girlfriend