**Wanted poster flies in the wind and flattens against a pole. Kermit (but with a mole)'s face can be seen before the poster flitters away in the breeze. The poster finally drifts to the ground near Snake's feet, stirring up a fine cloud of sand.** "That monster..."
“You must write my teachings to share with the world, John” “What, like, your gospel? What would I even call it, ‘The Gospel of John?’” -The Gospel of John, 2003 #YIAYtitle
@@Savetion. shut up dude. Jack’s wife is perfectly fit, and if you are going around saying that about her that’s says more about how terrible of a person you are. Also, Sorry but I’m against n@zis.
@@gioiscool1575 Wait the Nazi-kid troll guy is still bot-spamming the cheeseburger thing on these vids? Jeeze, that's sad. Like it'd be one thing if it was funny.
“Look Jon, this is a Garfield: Tale of Two Kitties, and you aren’t one of them; Now go fetch meesa some Stromboli” - Garfield on set for “Garfield: a Tale of Two Kitties”, now on blue-ray.
"Despicable meesa" replied Garfield to John out of sympathy when he asked him if he knew who banged his favourite furry streamer Rum Tum Tugger. John took it philosophically as he quoted Dark Soul: "every soul has its dark" #YIAYtitle
Erin really is the funny one! I normally only listen to podcasts about murder, crime, death, and lore. So having something funny to listen to is very refreshing
“Oh honey did you have another nightmare?” “Another?” “You remember. The one you had last week when the whole family was over?” “Oooh you mean The Nightmare before Christmas.” #YIAYtitle
#YIAYtitle “Did the emperor just make that long, narrow cut made to guide motion or receive a corresponding ridge?” “Yeah, that’s The Emperor’s New Groove.”
#YIAYtitle Oh donkey Oh shrek Oh donkey *donkey gets out of bed* “we can’t keep doing this shrek, I mean, what are we.” *Shrek moves to his side shifting his weight making the bed creek* “ your my world donkey, and I would do anything for you, I- I love you donkey.” Donkey pounces on shrek and share a passionate kiss. Donkey breaks the kiss and says. “I love you shrek and I wanna live shrek forever after”
- “doc where did you buy that peanut butter?” - “From a super market in space. It’s basically space peanut butter.” - “Does the super market have space jam there too?” - “no” #YIAYtitle
"Real Arbuckle fans know there's no H in Jon". He was talking about you, John, it was about Garfield x YOU.
The fucking phrase "Garfield x YOU" is too much
@@jackreid2664 hej
Garfield x U2
That was my immediate thought LOL! Same wavelength
🤤
"Dear god, The Muppets took Manhattan..."
-Solid Snake as he looks upon the rubble of the once great city he knew
@卐Savetion卍 I hope you are enjoying your well deserved attention.
**Wanted poster flies in the wind and flattens against a pole. Kermit (but with a mole)'s face can be seen before the poster flitters away in the breeze. The poster finally drifts to the ground near Snake's feet, stirring up a fine cloud of sand.**
"That monster..."
“And after Sonic took off Mario’s shirt, he knew this was going to be a Freaky Friday”
"Alone on a Friday Night? God, you're pathetic! Can't relate!"
@@KingKayro87 Jokes on you. I’m alone every night 💪🥲
@@KingKayro87 👏👏👏👏👏
Sonic: "I have a vagina! I'm gonna explore that shit right now"
“Who’s Tony?”
“Oh he’s iron man”
“And who’s Rhodey?”
“He’s iron man 2”
#YIAYtitle
Rhode you mean
@@teaganthedashman James “Rhodey” Rhodes
Don Cheadle
Best
E
“Hey, Sully, can you lend me a pen?”
“Nah, sorry, Mike. Mine’s all out of Monsters Inc.”
#YIAYtitle
Damn, that's so good
Too bad it probably won’t get picked
thats good
TOO GOOD
Please stop commenting, Red. How are we supposed to compete with this?
“You see, Scar, I’m not just a king. I’m a The Lion King” #YIAYtitle
E
@@EEEEEEEE ok
@@EEEEEEEE ok
RATIO!
Breaking up with a malewife is the best experience a man can get.
Bruh
Also first furry
here comes the spam..
Don't you mean breaking up with a girlboss?
@TommyInnit 🅥 oh my god, I can't believe it's the real TommyInnit V!!!!!!1111111111
the amount of fucking bots replying to this lmao
“This really is a YIAY 500, isn’t it?”
-Jacksfilms
I'm sorry i just really need to catch up on all these YIAY episodes I've missed
Priorities first 👌
I'm sorry, I just really need to catch up on all these YIAY episodes I've missed.
@@jewelxiat yeah, that’s what she said
@@dnxnsnxnkdx You missed the point.
@@jewelxiat what was the point then
Jack: People saying "cashmoney" unironically don't exists
Me: this is not very cashmoney
@gusbuckets said it
“You must write my teachings to share with the world, John”
“What, like, your gospel? What would I even call it, ‘The Gospel of John?’”
-The Gospel of John, 2003 #YIAYtitle
*jon (its in the video how)
@@helloiamhere7929 John the apostle not the comical cat owner
@@theemeralddragonyt9315 Bold of you to assume they are not the same entity.
@@theemeralddragonyt9315 "I forgor 💀". The book of Lasagne 14:45
#YIAYtitle “I’m sorry, but if you can’t handle a couple minions in the bedroom, you’re just not the girl for Despicable Me.”
This is solid gold
“Well kid, guess we should have robbed you when you were Home Alone 3” - Robbers #YIAYtitle
if this is not getting on YIAY I swear....
You need to add the hashtag
#YIAYtitle
You're welcome comrade. We need the hashtag to be mentioned
@@plantymcplantface7182 i forgot, thanks for the heads up!
“He’s not just a good runner, he’s a-maze runner.”
~Newt Gingrich, The Maze Runner
#YIAYtitle
E
“You have mastered all four elements. You truly are the M. Night Shyamalan’s Avatar: The Last Airbender.” #YIAYTitle
Oh god why that movie
Fun fact about Rick and Morty: Jerry is based almost entirely of a little known UA-camr called Johnmovies
This is the truth no one was ready to hear.
I was just watching S5 E6
**off
@@Tacticalll I don't think anyone was arguing its not a TV show buddy
@@DezerayHope TV show
"I must go on a trek. A Star Trek III: The Search for Spock" - Captain Kirby
aunt may: peter, where have you been? i was worried sick
peter: sorry i was Spiderman: Far From Home #YIAYtitle
Spiderman legit just snitched himself
@@kaproskarleto5136 Looks like it's the Avengers: Endgame for him now
“Its not just ‘evil’ me. Its Despicable Me.”
-Gru
#YIAYtitle
#YIAYtitle
"It's Despicable me....too" - Lucy
Add the hashtag it's how he sorts the comments
“DID YOU PUT YOUR NAME INTO THE HARRY POTTER AND THE GOBLET OF FIRE?!?” -the bad dumbledoor (asked calmly)
#YIAYtitle
Genius
@卐Savetion卍 wtf
@卐Savetion卍 tf
@卐Savetion卍 go observe a cloud
@卐Savetion卍 dude really?
"hey, is that mouse big?"
"no, stuart little."
#yiaytitle
E
Bruh
Only the dude who hosted “Yo Mama” gets to say cashMOney unironically
Wilmer Valderama
Brody fox
Our mother
Wilmer "dates 17y/os" Valderama of that 70's show fame
wilder valderama or brock baker???
"hey everybody-a, let's-a go Luca at that sea monster!" #yiaytitle
das clever
*sharp inhale*
That's actually hilarious
“Man you really are the boss baby” - The passion of Christ #yiaytitle
E
“arendelle may be frozen, but i think i’m frozen 2” -elsa
E
Don't forget the tag!
FINALLY! Jack is breaking up with Erin! She doesn't need no malewife.
Exactly.
@BILLIE SAYS DUH mmm, nah.
@TommyInnit 🅥 oh thanks, totally real Tommy
She need to lose some weight
Yes! Congrats on your 'first' comment getting enough likes even though you didn't watch the video at the time.
Bold of Jack to assume that “John” was a misspelling and not a reference to himself
“You’re not the only one that loves him. I love paddington too!” -Jonathan Brown in Paddington 2 #YIAYtitle
This seems true.
*flushes toilet*
"Looks like someone won't be Finding Nemo ever again."
#YIAYtitle
Noooooo
"I guess the real Bo Burnham was Bo Burnham: Inside us all along" #YIAYtitle
#YIAYtitle
“Dude this ship is huge! TITANIC EVEN!!!”
“Jerry we’re fucking sinking”
“What do you like to spy on”
“Oh, I love to SPY KIDS 3”
@@Savetion. shut up dude. Jack’s wife is perfectly fit, and if you are going around saying that about her that’s says more about how terrible of a person you are.
Also, Sorry but I’m against n@zis.
@@gioiscool1575 Wait the Nazi-kid troll guy is still bot-spamming the cheeseburger thing on these vids? Jeeze, that's sad. Like it'd be one thing if it was funny.
@@penguinsrbirds2 what did he say?
@@penguinsrbirds2 dang, I didn’t even know he was a bot. Either way I reported the comment for harassment so that is probably why it got removed.
@@DioBrando-tf7gv he said something about Jack’s wife being overweight. So I reported the comment and replied to it.
"Cast Away(s), we are Cast Away(s), ahoy there, ahoy, we are Cast Away(s)."
- Tom Hanks in 2000 and Wilson, probably.
#yiaytitle
#yiaytitle
Wilson the goat
“Look Jon, this is a Garfield: Tale of Two Kitties, and you aren’t one of them; Now go fetch meesa some Stromboli” - Garfield on set for “Garfield: a Tale of Two Kitties”, now on blue-ray.
“This truly is the Passion of the Christ.” Jesus, talking about his toy train collection #YIAYtitle
It truly was a Shawshank Redemption…
“Time to be Saving Private Ryan”
-American soldier whose name I forgot
His name is obviously Saving Private Ryan
HARRY
DIDYOUPUTYOURNAMEINTHEGOBLETOFFIRE?!
Dumbledore asked calmly.
@TommyInnit 🅥 no
denied
incorrect
arbitary
fallacious
@卐Savetion卍 hey stfu
#YIAYtitle
“Murray, one small thing.”
Murray: “Yeah?”
“When you bring me out, can you introduce me as *JOKER (2019)?”*
Made me chuckle.
Joker is hands-down the best movie ever made after that one.
“The current state of Sexual Harassment in Hollywood is truly Despicable, #MeToo”
#YIAYTitle
"We're in the AVENGERS: ENDGAME now." - Dr. Weird
Hashtag
-Prof. Odd
“Well, my family in Florida. Looks like I’m Home Alone 2: Lost In New York” - Kevin McAllister, The Father
#YIAYtitle
T H E F A T H E R
Here before this blows up
Same
add the hashtag it's how he sorts the comments
@@christianames2161 _T H E F A T H E R_
"hey I'm Jack and we're going Jack to the future to stop this monstrosity of a video" -jack to the future.
“I’m going to wick four of their johns, or my name’s not John Wick 4”
-John Wick 4
“It’s quite hard to pick a paint color for our house.”
“I know, there’s over 50 Shades of Gray!”
these comments are cursed
@Josh the Joshey Boii Stop promoting your channel.
these first two replies gave me all types of cancer
"we're sorry Mrs. McLain, but your husband has died from a Viagra overdose. The doctors said he did in fact die hard." #YIAYtitle
Please YIAY Council. This one :’-)
@@Sputnik-bc7vm hopefully :)
John is gonna kill you for using "you're" instead of "your" though, just a heads-up
All these episodes yet you dare to misuse your/you're on YIAY.
@@BlueGangsta1958 good point
HE DID IT. HE FINALLY LET HER OUT OF HER CAGE. WE DID IT REDDIT!
@TommyInnit 🅥 SILENCE BOT
@TommyInnit 🅥 wow I can't believe it it's the real Tommy in it???!
@BILLIE SAYS DUH you should just make music you like and not advertise on unrelated videos.
@BILLIE SAYS DUH silence bot
@TommyInnit 🅥 Cease lung movement
"I'm Schindler and YOU'RE not on the list"
[Kicks a Nazi down the stairs]
- Paw Patrol: The Movie #YIAYtitle
The paw patrol broke me I want this to be in the next episode
"Hey, father, Ive found this wooden thing"
"Let me tell you a Toy Story"
5:22 Wow the reflection on the mirror is a nice touch. These editors are good, John.
the title gave me a heart attack until I saw the yiay part, holy shit
I felt the same for a very split second until I remembered who this was and what the thumbnail looked like
Oh wow, congrats. You got all three of today's bots on your comment. You win my new crypto: Botcoin!
Legally distinct from Bitcoin
@@__Insanity_ your username is accurate to the feeling when those bots dont leave people alone
"I am Inevitable"
"Hi Inevitable, I'm Avengers Endgame"
#Yiaytitle
“It truly was an, the assassination of Jessie james by the cowered Robert Ford”
the editors are too quick to obey Jack when it comes to what counts as him breaking
"Bro, Elliot Page, you're like- all pregnant and stuff!"
_"Juno_ it!"
-George Michael and preggo girl
#YIAYtitle
"Despicable meesa" replied Garfield to John out of sympathy when he asked him if he knew who banged his favourite furry streamer Rum Tum Tugger. John took it philosophically as he quoted Dark Soul: "every soul has its dark" #YIAYtitle
Hi what the actual fuck does this mean
this quote has touched me in bad places 😔
Ah yes, hell
And then Garfield replied:"Bear seek seek lest" while trying to attempt the tauromachia, a noble art exquisitely mascoline.
Every sark has its doul
"Batman in this world you're either a fart smella or a smart fella"
-Joker 2019
That should actually be a quote
@卐Savetion卍 bad day?
@卐Savetion卍 wtf is with the sw*sticas in ur username?
Erin really is the funny one! I normally only listen to podcasts about murder, crime, death, and lore. So having something funny to listen to is very refreshing
"Don't you get it Jack? The real YGS 100 was you!" - Frankie, YGS 100
@卐Savetion卍 bad day?
I'm so sorry you and erin are getting a divorced, More sorry for the dog who's going to get cut in half.
oh yeah I remember that
@卐Savetion卍 bad day?
3:27 I think the John in this case is you Senior Douglas
"Get me those pictures of Spiderman: Homecoming!" - J Jonah Jo Jobie JoJo Man #YIAYtitle
“Hey Bugs, is this space jelly?”
“No LeBron, this is Space Jam: A New Legacy.”
#YIAYtitle
“Oh honey did you have another nightmare?”
“Another?”
“You remember. The one you had last week when the whole family was over?”
“Oooh you mean The Nightmare before Christmas.”
#YIAYtitle
“Hey Garfield talk about a Knives Out situation.”
-Jon Arbuckle, Knives Out (2019)
#YIAYtitle
“Did the emperor just make that long, narrow cut made to guide motion or receive a corresponding ridge?”
“Yeah, that’s The Emperor’s New Groove.”
I miss Eitfo so much. Erin had such good rants and even better humor. I'll wait however long it takes for more, but I'll do so with melancholy
“Yep, that’s right, I’m Fiona’s grandson! Shrek the Third!” #YIAYtitle
Please stop.
Umm I don't think that movie exists there's only Shrek, Shrek 2, and Shrek Forever After >:(
I saw the title of this video and had a mini heart attack
@TommyInnit 🅥 oh no you're already here
"Who are you?"
"Rey"
"Rey who?"
" Revenge of the sith"
#Yiaytitle
"All units. We have a Rogue One: A Star Wars Story at large." -Fish Nixon 3 BBY #YIAYtitle
"What's your name?"
"Han."
"What are your people, Han?"
"I don't have any..."
"Han... Solo...: A Star Wars Story"
“May the Star Wars: Episode IV A New Hope be with you”
- Han Solo
#YIAYtitle
"So what did you name your kids?"
"Shrek the first, Shrek the second, and Shrek the third."
"How original."
-Shrek the Third, 200?
#YIAYtitle
Batman - “Wow Bane, tonight really is Dark”
Bane - “It sure is The Dark Knight Rises.”
#YIAYtitle
"Why are you signing the waver, Joe."
"Sorry, 22. I've lost my Soul."
"Well, you can't spell Ratatouille without 'rat', can you?" *holds up Rémy*
#YIAYtitle
“The Fate of the Furious rests in our hands now. Get in your lambo and get over there fast.” -Sonic the Hedgehog
#YIAYtitle
“Cause if we can’t protect the Earth, you can be damn sure we’ll Avengers it.”
@3:18 Honey, I think you were the "John" in Garfield x John Roleplay....
"Jeepers! This body is _frozen_ solid." -Olaf #YIAYTitle
"Sorry Wesley, but it's time for my wedding with the princess bride." -Inigo Montoya
#YIAYtitle
Inigo wasn't the one marrying her, it was Prince Humperdinck
inconceivable
@@unlikelygamer yeah, but no one cares about him. This is funnier
"I'll give them a Star Wars: Episode I: The Phantom Menace" - Emperor Palpatine #YIAYtitle
“Who are you?!”
“I’m Batman Returns.”
#YIAYtitle
Oh donkey
Oh shrek
Oh donkey
*donkey gets out of bed* “we can’t keep doing this shrek, I mean, what are we.” *Shrek moves to his side shifting his weight making the bed creek* “ your my world donkey, and I would do anything for you, I- I love you donkey.” Donkey pounces on shrek and share a passionate kiss. Donkey breaks the kiss and says. “I love you shrek and I wanna live shrek forever after”
*you're
wow, my eyes are worthless now
You lowered the property value of my eyes.
I really, REALLY hate this. You get a like
I hate this with every fiber of my being so take this like and go to hell
7:25 that could make a decent YIAY question. “What’s your tragic talent show backstory?”
- “doc where did you buy that peanut butter?”
- “From a super market in space. It’s basically space peanut butter.”
- “Does the super market have space jam there too?”
- “no”
#YIAYtitle
“Looks like there’s No Way Home, Spider-Man!”
-The Boy In The Striped Pajamas
Gonna be honest that was kinda lazy
@卐Savetion卍 Bad day?
@卐Savetion卍 how funny
Only Jacksfilms could make the cutaway gag of killing Klondike funny. Great video!
" wow Jesse looks like we really are El Camino : a breaking bad movie" - Walter Disney
#yiaytitle
"She's not just a cruel devil, she's Cruella De Vil."
#YIAYtitle
I honestly feel like yaiy is getting better every episode. I'm laughing a lot.
"What's that you got in your bag?"
"Oh it's just my Diary of a Wimpy Kid 2 Rodrick Rules"
#YIAYtitle
Mysterio: “WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?!”
Peter: “I’M *SPIDER-MAN FAR FROM HOME.”*
Best epilepsy inducing epie this season, definitely one of mah favs.
"Ooh yes, donkey. More."
"Harder, Shrek Forever After."
Title had my heart sink for a second
Yeah me too
I accidentally paused at 0:12 and thought that Erin had paused as if this were some sort of profound self-evident statement
I've only heard "cash money" in reference to Captain Falcon and Kazuya's gold-colored alts in smash bros.
i said "no" out loud. don't do that jack
1:11 They're actually referencing the film Toy Story, with the Pizza Planet delivery truck
Wife: "hey honey how was work today"
Husband: "not too bad, i got a compliment from my boss, baby"
#yiaytitle
Is that a boss baby cosplay for your icon?