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  • @putthatjellyinmybelly9698
    @putthatjellyinmybelly9698 3 роки тому +2263

    “Vampires aren’t real”
    Says the one who has a vampire dad

  • @Snarl_Marx
    @Snarl_Marx 3 роки тому +21655

    "Fangs? Not retractable. They come out when I want."
    So, they're retractable?

    • @Pup_Cubby
      @Pup_Cubby 3 роки тому +950

      I was thinking the same thing. 🤣😂

    • @hazemkaram7111
      @hazemkaram7111 3 роки тому +46

      Ohhh.........
      ua-cam.com/video/FSSFgWlDbJU/v-deo.html

    • @solarprogeny6736
      @solarprogeny6736 3 роки тому +680

      i'm still trying to understand what he meant by those two statements

    • @Snarl_Marx
      @Snarl_Marx 3 роки тому +805

      @@solarprogeny6736 I guess he's trying to say they're not retractable, they're just "retractable". Which makes sense if you don't think about it.

    • @ImJustMomo
      @ImJustMomo 3 роки тому +513

      @@Snarl_Marx as someone who cannot think i can confirm that it does make sense

  • @Nitrolord
    @Nitrolord 23 дні тому +208

    Update: She got the New York/Dublin portal shut down by taking off her shirt in front of it. We didn't heed Danny's warning and we paid dearly for it. 😔

    • @PlayerTenji95
      @PlayerTenji95 9 днів тому +29

      Damn, that sucks. Goodness. Also holy shit, THAT WAS HER?! Go figure!

    • @guythatis_kindafuzzy
      @guythatis_kindafuzzy 8 днів тому +5

      NITROLORD????

    • @KnJay_unofficial
      @KnJay_unofficial 4 дні тому +2

      😔 "there's nothing we can do.."

    • @IWillNeverReadYourReply
      @IWillNeverReadYourReply 3 дні тому +5

      Wow I thought she'd be dead by now. I'm not wishing harm on her it just seems like she has terrible decision making skills and little regard for her personal well being.

    • @ems9688
      @ems9688 2 дні тому

      That’s why the woman in that video seemed so familiar! I was wondering if it was her, very dumb.

  • @dabestgames366
    @dabestgames366 Рік тому +5724

    “Fangs not retractable they come out when i want them to” isn’t that the definition of retractable.

    • @marvinwarvin8530
      @marvinwarvin8530 Рік тому +132

      no it isn’t actually. that would be protractible, like cats’ claws

    • @yaboicolleen
      @yaboicolleen Рік тому +380

      @@marvinwarvin8530 technically, cats' claws are both. protract means to extend their claws, and retract means to pull them back. I had to look it up myself bc I was confused on the difference

    • @sharpeningtheaxe
      @sharpeningtheaxe Рік тому +230

      This bothers me every time lol. If he can pull them back in they are retractable.

    • @zubetp
      @zubetp Рік тому +264

      @@marvinwarvin8530 love that this implies he can put them out but he can't pull them back in

    • @Saveme99isawesome
      @Saveme99isawesome 11 місяців тому +17

      I think by retractable, he meant fake.

  • @hayley9941
    @hayley9941 3 роки тому +10296

    someone: " whos that one girl that started the drama about Kanye"
    me: "Craig"

  • @Prologue18
    @Prologue18 3 роки тому +3881

    “vampire’s aren’t real” that’s what a vampire would say . we all know you’re ageless

    • @hamzulakM
      @hamzulakM 3 роки тому +65

      Fr, only a vampire's hair could look that good 24/7

    • @paxgigi1476
      @paxgigi1476 3 роки тому +8

      Frrr

    • @eimearmcdnagh1853
      @eimearmcdnagh1853 3 роки тому +28

      Thats why he has a babyface 😱😱😱

    • @dummy3440
      @dummy3440 3 роки тому +24

      He has a pretty pale face, and his lips are really pink. And if you look under his eyes they look pretty dark.. Danny, is there something you want to say?

    • @Danny_Deleto
      @Danny_Deleto 3 роки тому +7

      @@dummy3440 Wouldn't undead lips not be pink?

  • @pleaseno7555
    @pleaseno7555 Рік тому +8367

    She somehow started massive trends, had one of the most trending songs for months on tiktok, and created the biggest rumor of 2021, yet no one knows who she is.

    • @maxwellsiIverhammer
      @maxwellsiIverhammer Рік тому +832

      honestly like when i heard the part of her song that went viral i was like “wait wtf that was her-??” 😭😭😭

    • @worstusernameintheworld9871
      @worstusernameintheworld9871 Рік тому +779

      she deserves the lack of recognition by name honestly lmao

    • @CerotheDemon
      @CerotheDemon Рік тому +320

      God damn that’s karmic justice if I’ve ever seen it lol!

    • @vanished2667
      @vanished2667 Рік тому +118

      Shes like Voldemort

    • @ddc8875
      @ddc8875 Рік тому +39

      wait who did?

  • @dessy9066
    @dessy9066 Рік тому +2667

    Laxative teas are commonly used to purge for people with eating disorders so that's why she promotes them so hard

    • @LyricalWhispersHeard
      @LyricalWhispersHeard Рік тому +179

      Yeah, and it sounds like she may be doing those things to. I have sympathy for her on that.

    • @neckbackcripplinganxietyattack
      @neckbackcripplinganxietyattack Рік тому +296

      Yup. I hate when influencers essentially promote ED’S like the kardashians promoting thier “zero calorie ice lolly” to their literal children audience.

    • @aino-kaisav5504
      @aino-kaisav5504 Рік тому +102

      That lady gotta be one of the miserable people I've ever seen. How desperate has one to be for online attention? I honestly kinda pity her.

    • @miuie
      @miuie 11 місяців тому

      yeah it’s kind of evil especially because her song literally says “all these girls are fat like bitch i think you could use some tips” like girl

    • @inlinechris
      @inlinechris 11 місяців тому +31

      @@neckbackcripplinganxietyattackthey promote erectile dysfunction?

  • @namesnamesandmorenames394
    @namesnamesandmorenames394 2 роки тому +7777

    “I was annoyed the Corona was getting more attention than me.”
    I cannot have heard that right-

    • @higg4209
      @higg4209 2 роки тому +427

      "Covid is always taking the spotlight smh I wish it would just go away so people can focus on me and make me the center of attention"
      - this girl probably

    • @raiden8929
      @raiden8929 2 роки тому +89

      @@higg4209 i thought supervillains didn’t exist irl but nope

    • @eleanorevans8485
      @eleanorevans8485 2 роки тому +58

      You did hear it wrong, it was “I was annoyed corona was getting more PUBLICITY than me”

    • @PoisonedSundew
      @PoisonedSundew 2 роки тому +14

      @@eleanorevans8485 Publicity literally means attention.

    • @DriscolDevil
      @DriscolDevil 2 роки тому +8

      @@raiden8929 She's a kid. None of this is a sign of a good mental wellbeing.
      Just saying, I think she's unwell but not evil.

  • @jaden_bricker
    @jaden_bricker 3 роки тому +17040

    “I’d rather die hot than live ugly.”
    Keep up that lifestyle and you’ll get neither

    • @manboy4720
      @manboy4720 3 роки тому +404

      you can be dead on the inside, or dead on the outside.

    • @rayshadow6922
      @rayshadow6922 3 роки тому +89

      @@manboy4720 outside

    • @einfisch3891
      @einfisch3891 3 роки тому +149

      This sounds like a threat

    • @victoriaodegaard1
      @victoriaodegaard1 3 роки тому +373

      You mean she'll die ugly?... I say she's already living ugly with that attitude she carries around with her

    • @tess3000
      @tess3000 3 роки тому +125

      This comment is breaking my brain what does it mean

  • @neckbackcripplinganxietyattack
    @neckbackcripplinganxietyattack Рік тому +1409

    I love how nick was like “my fangs? Not retractable, they come out when I want” which is the definition of retractable. Your fangs are retractable if they come out when you want.

    • @goober130
      @goober130 Рік тому +83

      retractable is when they come back in, when they come out thats protractible. (youre still correct though cause they do come back in)

    • @couldntcareless7884
      @couldntcareless7884 3 місяці тому +1

      Maybe they come out only once?

  • @juangaminggodtm4165
    @juangaminggodtm4165 Рік тому +5635

    i like how danny just randomly decided to name his audience greg and nobody ever questioned it

  • @pickles8126
    @pickles8126 3 роки тому +8009

    “Vampires aren’t real”
    Danny’s dad: 😦

  • @mariel7475
    @mariel7475 3 роки тому +36531

    "vampires aren't real"
    says the one who doesn't age

  • @haileywalter5951
    @haileywalter5951 10 місяців тому +455

    Craig's newest internet scheme is rage-baiting on Tik Tok by making a video promoting ED behavior. So if you see the video of the blonde girl smirking to the "Clap if you've ever been to a fat farm" sound with a text overlay saying something like "When someone tells me they eat eggs for breakfast but I have a Diet Coke and a vape", that's Craig. So don't interact with it, just block her so she can't feed off the attention. Also don't listen to her ED bullshit if you see any more of it, your body needs and deserves food

    • @sirisha2850
      @sirisha2850 7 місяців тому +13

      I SAW THAT TOO

    • @placeholderdoe
      @placeholderdoe 4 місяці тому +49

      I heard this great quote once,”Any food is healthier than no food.” You matter, feed yourself

  • @cupriferouscatalyst3708
    @cupriferouscatalyst3708 Рік тому +288

    Her social media presence is literally just a one-person reality show: playing a crazy unhinged character and then never telling the audience that it's an act. This is just the social media version of reality TV.

  • @adhdenjoyer7422
    @adhdenjoyer7422 3 роки тому +4983

    Bruh this girl actually got away with having her source as “dude... trust me”

    • @femcelfootjob
      @femcelfootjob 3 роки тому +22

      @Malek Moinuddin what the fck

    • @Bee-or6zn
      @Bee-or6zn 3 роки тому +9

      @Malek Moinuddin seriously what the fuck

    • @DisgustedGintoki
      @DisgustedGintoki 3 роки тому +8

      @Malek Moinuddin Honestly what the fuck

    • @xeecstasy3183
      @xeecstasy3183 3 роки тому +4

      @Malek Moinuddin Bro wtf

    • @someone-ym4mi
      @someone-ym4mi 3 роки тому +4

      @Malek Moinuddin Bruh wtf

  • @susanboneshateclub9411
    @susanboneshateclub9411 3 роки тому +5745

    the girl who started the jeffree/kanye rumor being the skinny legend girl is ten times crazier than the actual rumor

    • @hazemkaram7111
      @hazemkaram7111 3 роки тому +1

      Ohhh..........
      ua-cam.com/video/FSSFgWlDbJU/v-deo.html

    • @kelsey6428
      @kelsey6428 3 роки тому +284

      it’s so weird like i saw the dr phil thing and was so fucking shocked it came like full circle from like a year ago

    • @sophiepollak9514
      @sophiepollak9514 3 роки тому +162

      When he started playing her song I audibly gasped

    • @riskyy2657
      @riskyy2657 3 роки тому +1

      *OMG no way i think i Danny Gonzalez channel, bro it’s crazy here’s a link THIS IS LEGIT* ua-cam.com/video/xPxgF4K_h7g/v-deo.html

    • @susanboneshateclub9411
      @susanboneshateclub9411 3 роки тому +79

      I JUST REALIZED THAT SHE'S THE SAME GIRL WHO RYAN TRAHAN INTERVIEWED YEARS AGO IM LOSING MY MIND

  • @bagelcatinator8243
    @bagelcatinator8243 8 місяців тому +133

    Danny is just so adamant that vampires aren’t real because he’s trying to hide the fact that he is one. I mean, you guys saw him run really fast just then, right? There is no other explanation for this.

    • @ZeXiOn26
      @ZeXiOn26 2 місяці тому +10

      plus he doesn't visibly age - he's been 13 years old his entire life

  • @powerfulgamer1379
    @powerfulgamer1379 20 днів тому +13

    Craig is back and she just flashed the NYC portal.........

  • @ElloItsSmee
    @ElloItsSmee 3 роки тому +6900

    This woman has the least memorable face I swear to god

    • @clarebearpostema57
      @clarebearpostema57 2 роки тому +451

      Honestly fr tho, like after this video if I saw her face again id just say "oh, its another annoying basic lip filling b" (no hate to ppl who get lip fillers, it just doesn't suit her)

    • @ElloItsSmee
      @ElloItsSmee 2 роки тому +276

      It's been a week and I can't remember who I was talking about. So obviously I was correct I think.

    • @telecasr
      @telecasr 2 роки тому +82

      danny isnt a woman

    • @froggycheckers
      @froggycheckers 2 роки тому +49

      @@ElloItsSmee Pause and click this timestamp: 9:34 it's this girl, and I have to agree.
      Edit: You get a better look at her here: 13:28

    • @ebsolsbeerbottle3002
      @ebsolsbeerbottle3002 2 роки тому +18

      All blondes look the same

  • @priscilllady
    @priscilllady 3 роки тому +13330

    I refuse to believe Craig is a real person, she's basically a Dhar Mann villain

  • @vaishnavisingh4452
    @vaishnavisingh4452 21 день тому +17

    Craig got arrested for flashing the dublin-new york portal. Crazy

    • @powerfulgamer1379
      @powerfulgamer1379 20 днів тому +1

      yep...

    • @laurenpelto325
      @laurenpelto325 16 днів тому +2

      The lore of this girl is absolutely insane

    • @soupsy4606
      @soupsy4606 15 днів тому +2

      ​@@laurenpelto325shes just someone who is constantly doing everything she possibly can for attention, its honestly kinda sad

  • @persephonekuinsey7255
    @persephonekuinsey7255 22 дні тому +14

    CRAIG HAS FLASHED THE NY/DUBLIN PORTAL

  • @crazyanimationtime1806
    @crazyanimationtime1806 3 роки тому +7004

    The girl is the stereotypical popular girl that everyone hates but she doesn’t acknowledge why everyone hates her. The hate gives her popularity.

    • @zetjet9901
      @zetjet9901 3 роки тому +253

      omg she’s like a politician

    • @alakazor3097
      @alakazor3097 3 роки тому +15

      Haha seriously

    • @shahanahsan05
      @shahanahsan05 3 роки тому +4

      Haha

    • @Heezbungus
      @Heezbungus 3 роки тому +106

      I don't like sterotypes but she seriously acting like a gossip girl

    • @helloworld2784
      @helloworld2784 3 роки тому +34

      @@NoyuPhantom Almost everyone on Tiktok needs to see a therapist..

  • @kuro-tan
    @kuro-tan 3 роки тому +7173

    "My fangs aren’t retractable. They only come out when I want." Does he know what retractable means?

  • @adzdrawss
    @adzdrawss 9 місяців тому +48

    11:54 she’s basically saying. “me a, random disrespectful person online, is being talked about less than a spreading epidemic that’s killing people. ITS ABSURD”
    she’s a concept of a person fr

  • @Rubberduckie3000
    @Rubberduckie3000 17 днів тому +15

    Well, Craig's at it again. She just made headlines by flashing the NYC to Dublin portal.

    • @ironfan998
      @ironfan998 17 днів тому +1

      Yo no way, was it actually her? I heard it was just a random onlyfans girl

    • @greatgrungustwo904
      @greatgrungustwo904 11 днів тому

      @@ironfan998 it was

    • @ironfan998
      @ironfan998 10 днів тому

      @greatgrungustwo904 ok thank you

  • @Pokefan220195
    @Pokefan220195 3 роки тому +6333

    That girl reminds me of a very good quote:
    "The ability to speak does not make you intelligent."

    • @superstellarhere
      @superstellarhere 3 роки тому +33

      Honestly

    • @GA_131
      @GA_131 3 роки тому +94

      Neither does licking a toilet seat

    • @nithidesikan6458
      @nithidesikan6458 3 роки тому +71

      “you seem as if u like to talk. I like to let ppl who like to talk talk, so I can see how full of shit they r” - Jackie Chan 1998 in rush hour 1

    • @potaters3009
      @potaters3009 3 роки тому +11

      The whole of tiktok reminds me of that

    • @froggycheckers
      @froggycheckers 3 роки тому +6

      Pffft I have to start saying that now, it fits so perfectly in this situation

  • @wherearetheturtles5018
    @wherearetheturtles5018 3 роки тому +12902

    she’s literally THE chick at every high school who only cares about popularity and drama and thinks everyone wants to be her lmao I can’t

    • @beanus7394
      @beanus7394 3 роки тому +407

      and everyone but her three friends despise her

    • @MichaelAndIchael
      @MichaelAndIchael 3 роки тому +20

      @Claire Murphy More like - Danny, everyone who saw this video, and everyone who saw the tik tok.. (So pretty much everyone on earth except herself and her like 2 friends)

    • @bloop4527
      @bloop4527 3 роки тому +59

      @yassi jass are you okay?

    • @Michael4Times
      @Michael4Times 3 роки тому +37

      I bet she used to be named lily and would manipulate her best friends into almost getting arrested and she didn’t care and she only hangs out with homophobic racist idiots

    • @MochaFur1
      @MochaFur1 3 роки тому +56

      @@beanus7394 I bet her three friends don't even like her, they just want popularity without her

  • @binguseatshats
    @binguseatshats 7 місяців тому +69

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    - Unsalted Melted Butter 1/2 Cup
    - Vanilla Extract 1 Teaspoon
    - Salt 1/2 Teaspoon
    - 1 Large Egg (Room Temperature)
    - All Purpose Flour 1 And 1/2 Cup
    - Baking Soda 1/2 Teaspoon
    - Chocolate Chips 1/2 Cup

    • @Camsvfx_
      @Camsvfx_ 7 місяців тому +6

      Pretty good. 7/10

    • @LemonHead992
      @LemonHead992 3 місяці тому +6

      Lmao I tried this and it was pretty good

    • @themuffinman3690
      @themuffinman3690 11 днів тому +2

      chocolate chip cookies recipe jumpscare

  • @pbnjennis
    @pbnjennis 3 роки тому +4891

    they all forget her because she looks like every other girl on tiktok

    • @calebmartinez9350
      @calebmartinez9350 3 роки тому +17

      @NO INTERNET lmao same

    • @Isabelw3
      @Isabelw3 3 роки тому +11

      SMAEEEEEEEEEE

    • @kaylee_keen
      @kaylee_keen 3 роки тому +197

      I literally knew about the dr phil episode, toilet thing, song, and the new rumor and I thought those were all different people lmao I didnt know it was her

    • @Clover2a4688
      @Clover2a4688 3 роки тому +17

      who?
      for future comments. yes. this is a joke

    • @helloworld2784
      @helloworld2784 3 роки тому +4

      😂🤣

  • @somenerd..
    @somenerd.. 3 роки тому +14867

    She's the definition of that girl in school who thinks everyone is jealous of her while everyone actually thinks that she's a waste of oxygen.

  • @yunekoVT
    @yunekoVT Рік тому +93

    If someone tells me something and then follows up with “I heard it on TikTok” it loses all credibility for me lol

    • @ashnaNAHHH2606
      @ashnaNAHHH2606 8 місяців тому +1

      Bro my soul just leaves my body

  • @janjanbinks1710
    @janjanbinks1710 Рік тому +500

    Craig is like all of the seven deadly sins in one person
    Maybe except gluttony I guess but pride, greed, wrath, envy, sloth, lust

    • @HavysHibiscusTea
      @HavysHibiscusTea Рік тому +160

      Gluttony for laxative teas

    • @tabithaalphess2115
      @tabithaalphess2115 11 місяців тому +120

      Gluttony is just over-indulgence, not necessarily excessive eating, so it can be included in the list

    • @shogun19731
      @shogun19731 7 місяців тому +34

      ​@@tabithaalphess2115yeah she's a glutton for fame

    • @avannii.
      @avannii. 5 місяців тому

      ava louise

    • @lynternet
      @lynternet 5 місяців тому +2

      i’m too high rn to come up w it but there’s def an argument for gluttony. i think her clout chasing is it

  • @jenemben
    @jenemben 3 роки тому +4879

    Craig: This pandemic sucks because no one is covering my song
    ...
    People are dying, Craig

    • @Vissorilio
      @Vissorilio 3 роки тому +188

      Lol Craig sounds insane, shes treating coronavirus like its a human being thats getting alot of attention in school, and craig is like Reginia from mean girls, and that their like school rivals.

    • @stormywolfhowls
      @stormywolfhowls 3 роки тому +19

      Ya CrAiG
      she sounds like some from mean girls or something

    • @riverdaisy4215
      @riverdaisy4215 3 роки тому +44

      And she’s bout to die from dehydration or cardiac arrest if she keeps abusing those laxative teas and adderall

    • @evm7368
      @evm7368 3 роки тому +15

      @Yamagzchi please don't look her up, it's what she wants

    • @whats_ur_damage7879
      @whats_ur_damage7879 3 роки тому +1

      @@Vissorilio i know this is irrelevant but... veronica from mean girls? who is that

  • @marieritchie3128
    @marieritchie3128 3 роки тому +5080

    my worry is that craig looks exactly like every single white girl i’ve ever seen on instagram so her face easily forgettable

    • @proserpinabringerofdeath5935
      @proserpinabringerofdeath5935 3 роки тому +292

      i literally forgot what Craig’s real name was. thats. thats how forgettable she is. and i watched so her dr phil video.

    • @a_lexybee
      @a_lexybee 3 роки тому +93

      you think she's that forgettable, the principal was walking around school one day (story behind this: my lab partner had to go to the nurse for some reason and the principal saw her leave to go to the nurse) and said "Go back to class!" when the girl sitting at the table next to mine left to go to the bathroom, why? Because they both have long, wavy, blond hair and they're both in athletics so they both had an athletics backpack with them

    • @lucidfangirl1030
      @lucidfangirl1030 3 роки тому

      @Marine Chuop-Mourareau same

    • @mystory3998
      @mystory3998 3 роки тому +7

      @@a_lexybee what? What

    • @eee8891
      @eee8891 3 роки тому +3

      @@a_lexybee now im curious what’s the story

  • @theperyton9895
    @theperyton9895 10 місяців тому +71

    Craig seems like the kind of person to kill someone and then get mad that the victims family is getting more attention than her.

  • @spooks4360
    @spooks4360 10 місяців тому +88

    i appreciate danny for not actually showing her tiktok or instagram, its very common for sick people to be given more attention, any kind of publicity for her, good or bad, is enabling

  • @kaileyanne4839
    @kaileyanne4839 3 роки тому +25597

    She literally acts like the ‘mean popular girl’ trope in like Disney channel shows

    • @hazemkaram7111
      @hazemkaram7111 3 роки тому +4

      Ohhh..........
      ua-cam.com/video/FSSFgWlDbJU/v-deo.html

    • @hid3f_
      @hid3f_ 3 роки тому +364

      @@hazemkaram7111 can you not?

    • @Orpheus_224
      @Orpheus_224 3 роки тому +200

      @@hid3f_ bots never stop

    • @panpanmonday3585
      @panpanmonday3585 3 роки тому +113

      Oh I geuss Disney is accurate well shit

    • @jaimeleschats5543
      @jaimeleschats5543 3 роки тому +139

      @@riskyy2657 i want to know what this link is but i don't want to click on it.

  • @clementine5518
    @clementine5518 3 роки тому +8951

    *Corona virus or not, that's utterly disgusting for anyone to lick a toilet.*

    • @rubesdubes
      @rubesdubes 3 роки тому +43

      she wishes she was Sasha Gray

    • @joeypowers1434
      @joeypowers1434 3 роки тому +173

      But she bleached it. So it’s ok.

    • @introvertedcrow
      @introvertedcrow 3 роки тому +71

      I don't think toilet seats are even a way of getting corona lmao

    • @depressed_af3763
      @depressed_af3763 3 роки тому +50

      Thank you for telling me . I'm only 3 minutes in and I'm eating .

    • @aguy5348
      @aguy5348 3 роки тому +37

      @@introvertedcrow it is but ok

  • @victoriabrown6561
    @victoriabrown6561 7 місяців тому +48

    It's hard to believe Craig is a troll but part of me thinks she has to be. She's leaned so far into the "dumb mean girl you hated in high school" trope it's like she's a caricature of herself at this point

  • @Bread-_
    @Bread-_ Рік тому +76

    I love how people believe the one where his skin starts burning when he goes outside ( 3:53 ) when he showed in other videos of himself going outside without his skin burning-

    • @SSukram_
      @SSukram_ Рік тому +10

      Technically moonlight is reflected sunlight, but they don't burn in moonlight, so the sunlight isn't lethal to them and they just pretend 🤷. The first books and stories of vampires never mentioned them burning in the day, only becoming weaker anyway

    • @Bread-_
      @Bread-_ Рік тому +4

      @@SSukram_I- That’s true. I never noticed lol

  • @koibi8796
    @koibi8796 3 роки тому +2464

    “Hey, who is the girl that started this rumour?”
    “Oh, her name is *Craig.”*

    • @lucasvalencia7923
      @lucasvalencia7923 3 роки тому +8

      Can I speak to champ?

    • @lisemagic208
      @lisemagic208 3 роки тому +19

      He didn’t blur her name when it was on Dr Phil’s giant screen 😂

    • @ryoshii2070
      @ryoshii2070 3 роки тому +13

      15:36 her tiktok user wasn't blurred there lol

    • @Pyram1dd
      @Pyram1dd 3 роки тому +3

      @@lucasvalencia7923 I’m gonna take one for the team
      Champ? Who’s champ?

    • @CarrionPorkus
      @CarrionPorkus 3 роки тому +2

      1000th like

  • @stephhollis8499
    @stephhollis8499 3 роки тому +10314

    Craig isn't bothered by hate comments because she can't read

    • @hotbarbie
      @hotbarbie 3 роки тому +156

      Reasonable

    • @mechanomics2649
      @mechanomics2649 3 роки тому +68

      She isn't bother by them because it's still views and attention.

    • @hotbarbie
      @hotbarbie 3 роки тому +124

      @@mechanomics2649 it's a joke from a meme reference, mate

    • @user-je7kj6nm9c
      @user-je7kj6nm9c 3 роки тому +4

      Lol

    • @soapybagle
      @soapybagle 3 роки тому +12

      No craigs can

  • @eg_manifest510
    @eg_manifest510 Рік тому +48

    that vampire dude just seemed so thrilled to have actually tricked a bunch of people by accident. He must be so happy that people think his vfx looks real

  • @supersecretstuffs
    @supersecretstuffs Рік тому +22

    The “he’s a boy and…..he’s not wearing a shirt…..or he is and he’s just wearing it wrong” got me🤣😂🤣🤣🤣

  • @j19838
    @j19838 3 роки тому +4953

    “Vampires aren’t real”
    Sounds like something a vampire would say....

    • @lynnismad6747
      @lynnismad6747 3 роки тому +107

      Idk Danny’s kinda sus ngl

    • @huh6449
      @huh6449 3 роки тому +37

      g r e g s u s

    • @j19838
      @j19838 3 роки тому +9

      @@lynnismad6747 yes big sus

    • @j19838
      @j19838 3 роки тому +7

      @@huh6449 S U P E R S U S

    • @lynnismad6747
      @lynnismad6747 3 роки тому +7

      @@huh6449 but aren’t we Greg?

  • @theaterbee191
    @theaterbee191 3 роки тому +9577

    "My fangs are non- retractable. They come out when I want"
    Doesn't that mean they are retractable!?

    • @sp4ceb4rr
      @sp4ceb4rr 3 роки тому +446

      I WAS CONFUSED ABOUT THAT TOO that sus :I

    • @benjaminschmitt1562
      @benjaminschmitt1562 3 роки тому +101

      @@sp4ceb4rr SUS?!

    • @Joe-zg9eq
      @Joe-zg9eq 3 роки тому +152

      @@benjaminschmitt1562 AMOGUS

    • @whatthetrend8323
      @whatthetrend8323 3 роки тому +341

      No they’re not retractable he can just retract them

    • @cinnamonium_
      @cinnamonium_ 3 роки тому +18

      @Dylan Vuorinen i read dio brando lol

  • @user-iy1qg1zc4f
    @user-iy1qg1zc4f Рік тому +25

    If everyone worldwide just got 1% of Craig's confidence, anxiety would no longer exist

  • @westvirginiaglutenfreepepp7006
    @westvirginiaglutenfreepepp7006 17 днів тому +4

    Craig flashed the NYC portal so I'm watching this again in preparation for Danny making a video about it

  • @rayvonistired
    @rayvonistired 3 роки тому +1643

    Craig looks like she would wear foundation 7 shade's too dark and then say she has a "really aggressive tan"

    • @mileskerr4125
      @mileskerr4125 3 роки тому +74

      She would say that in the winter time and when its cloudy with no sun out Edit: thanks for 70 likes

    • @faithbrown3234
      @faithbrown3234 3 роки тому +5

      Yeah or should would say I have mental problems you shouldn't believe me as an excuse 🤣

    • @cherri.likethefruit
      @cherri.likethefruit 3 роки тому +35

      “i’m 1/32 black on my dad’s side”

    • @emiliachabik1205
      @emiliachabik1205 3 роки тому +20

      @@cherri.likethefruit "and so I am 100% allowed to say the n-word"

  • @lizzyhopkins8850
    @lizzyhopkins8850 3 роки тому +2320

    “your all sitting at home probably eating”
    me sitting at home eating: ummmm

    • @c1ci_
      @c1ci_ 3 роки тому +16

      Lmao yess

    • @haseenabadshah5381
      @haseenabadshah5381 3 роки тому +8

      "You're*

    • @RevoMae2112
      @RevoMae2112 3 роки тому +16

      Me eating Mac n cheese: 👁👄👁

    • @englishatheart
      @englishatheart 3 роки тому +2

      You + are = you're. You are taught this in school.

    • @lexi-kr8uc
      @lexi-kr8uc 3 роки тому +15

      enjoy yourself girl it’s all good

  • @Jacksxb
    @Jacksxb Рік тому +41

    11:56 his face perfectly characterized how sad this girl is

  • @angiep251
    @angiep251 Рік тому +72

    It's actually impressive how self aware she is

  • @zwan8554
    @zwan8554 3 роки тому +4819

    That girl: “I tricked the entire world lol”
    every country that isn’t America or a small part of Britain and Canada:👁👄👁

    • @wufflesmcnotadoggo
      @wufflesmcnotadoggo 3 роки тому +280

      Australia who heard it but hardly fell for it because we honestly just didn't care if it was true or not and forgot about it pretty quickly: 👁️ ͜ 👁️

    • @themusicaljunkie37
      @themusicaljunkie37 3 роки тому +102

      Social media is not the whole world...

    • @paulaklein7683
      @paulaklein7683 3 роки тому +15

      It incredibly reached south america too

    • @stinky9703
      @stinky9703 3 роки тому +21

      she even tricked north korea

    • @RomanaImperium
      @RomanaImperium 3 роки тому +26

      👄 👁 👄

  • @teagannam
    @teagannam 3 роки тому +1791

    “I’d rather die hot than live ugly” HOLY SHIT LADY ARE U OK

    • @ServingOthers99
      @ServingOthers99 3 роки тому +121

      narcissism is a helluva drug

    • @sinanaldulaymi4103
      @sinanaldulaymi4103 3 роки тому +91

      I guess she'll have a long sad life then

    • @freshgreenjello6431
      @freshgreenjello6431 3 роки тому +48

      That sounds like crippling body issues with extra steps....

    • @ladystoneheart8155
      @ladystoneheart8155 3 роки тому +80

      Being ugly is incredibly underrated. It forces you to, you know, develop a personality.

    • @mnguyen5497
      @mnguyen5497 3 роки тому +8

      @@ladystoneheart8155 your comment is the best

  • @kittycup.
    @kittycup. Рік тому +128

    let's just appreciate how he puts his sponsors at the end of the video so that we can skip it if we want

    • @louisBrother1988
      @louisBrother1988 2 місяці тому +2

      we’re still able to skip the sponsor segment even if it isn’t at the end? what are you on about?

    • @SpacexSauce
      @SpacexSauce Місяць тому

      @@louisBrother1988just double tap the video and go forward? Tf lol

  • @MeMe-eo1st
    @MeMe-eo1st Рік тому +28

    7:25 "IM NOT LOCAL...... TO ANYWHERE" IM fUCKING CRYING help meee my lungs hurt im wheezing

  • @xnaileditx
    @xnaileditx 2 роки тому +2687

    I thought the toilet seat licker, clout chaser, and skinny legend song maker were three different villains omg

    • @staticontheradio2274
      @staticontheradio2274 2 роки тому +126

      It's the plot twist they're all the same one main antagonist

    • @zedress4836
      @zedress4836 2 роки тому +129

      Honestly she looked different every single time i saw her and even now after finishing the video i cant even picture her face in my head lmao

    • @ReiAnikaAyanami
      @ReiAnikaAyanami 2 роки тому +36

      @@zedress4836 same, it's the filters and fillers

    • @snoopy2222
      @snoopy2222 2 роки тому +7

      i was so surprised yet not when I found out it was her

    • @redberry6395
      @redberry6395 2 роки тому +4

      I think we might have a supervillain on our hands

  • @wowitslena
    @wowitslena 3 роки тому +5349

    OH MY GOS SHES THE "I'm skinny, I'm winning, and all you bitches are ugly" GIRL NO WAY SHE LITERALLY MADE THAT SONG

    • @hannaharellano6862
      @hannaharellano6862 3 роки тому +146

      i was looking for a comment like this! i cant believe she made it !!😂

    • @mossdeep
      @mossdeep 3 роки тому +209

      I KNOW THAT SONG MINI-TRENDED FOR LIKE A MONTH OR TWO

    • @guineapigdance3338
      @guineapigdance3338 2 роки тому +58

      Song what song? I heard shit

    • @rudeTXTmoa
      @rudeTXTmoa 2 роки тому +5

      I'm ur 700th like

    • @baileyyh72
      @baileyyh72 2 роки тому +61

      that song just played and the skip button has never looked more attractive 🤺

  • @LORAX.LOVER.45
    @LORAX.LOVER.45 Рік тому +13

    9:40 "oh thats my butt" no way I never would've guessed 😨😨😱😱😱😱🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯

  • @esakohaki4308
    @esakohaki4308 Рік тому +25

    The girl is literally the embodiment of "Source? Trust me bro"

  • @batacumba
    @batacumba Рік тому +468

    Are we absolutely sure she’s not trolling us because the Dr. Phil interview makes me feel like this whole thing is an act. The laxative tea comment in particular just struck me as her pulling our legs.

    • @emilydurkee8664
      @emilydurkee8664 Рік тому +22

      IDK cuz she would do anything for attention

    • @Emihasdreamstoo
      @Emihasdreamstoo Рік тому +14

      She is irresponsible and I don’t think she would have neither the patience or the brains to pull something like that out. She obviously doesn’t care about her image, so if this all was an act she would have already admitted that. She’s not fully crazy, she is just self-centered and immature and willing to do anything what it takes to be famous without feeling empathy. I’m not saying for sure, but to be she also seems narcissistic. Her friend was willing to turn their back on her and unveil her lies, probably fed up with all the lying she does. At that point I don’t think she is a misunderstood person. Like the person above me said, she is shitty either way

    • @Emihasdreamstoo
      @Emihasdreamstoo Рік тому +10

      She does things for only clout, but she doesn’t lie about that either. She doesn’t pretend to be anything else, she is just a person willing to go into extreme lengths to get clout. Maybe in a way that makes her a troll, just remember that she doesn’t seem like a responsible empathic person either way

    • @juliaaaa817
      @juliaaaa817 Рік тому +20

      im like 99% sure she’s trolling and everyones just too blind to see it LMAO i feel like it’s so obvious

    • @overbeb
      @overbeb Рік тому +17

      I call people like her "honest liars". She's pretty up-front that she's a clout demon and she'll do just about any underhanded tactic to achieve it.

  • @CotySchwabe
    @CotySchwabe 3 роки тому +4558

    Vampires don’t exist is EXACTLY what a vampire would say...

    • @brunonaiz
      @brunonaiz 3 роки тому +329

      Danny always looked this young, doesn't really age...Just saying

    • @akkinda
      @akkinda 3 роки тому +86

      @@brunonaiz you both are onto something

    • @neeharika422
      @neeharika422 3 роки тому +13

      Ya…
      I wanna be a vampire

    • @TrafalgarWaterLaw
      @TrafalgarWaterLaw 3 роки тому +100

      His dad is a vampire, a rich one at that

    • @shrxvxni07
      @shrxvxni07 3 роки тому +6

      @@brunonaiz hollup-

  • @dilshaniweragama1101
    @dilshaniweragama1101 3 роки тому +2722

    Her parents: mY cHiLd iS fInE >> Sir, your child made a song about laxative teas :/

  • @justacatwithatophat
    @justacatwithatophat 7 місяців тому +14

    i sometimes forget that danny isnt a 16 yr old boy who just got his license, but a 20
    something yr old who is happily married. 😭

    • @sughrinihil
      @sughrinihil 5 місяців тому +3

      And with a kid too.

    • @justacatwithatophat
      @justacatwithatophat 4 місяці тому +2

      @@sughrinihil HE HAS A KID??

    • @sughrinihil
      @sughrinihil 4 місяці тому +1

      @@justacatwithatophat
      Yeah, I think he's about 3 months old, if I'm not mistaken.

  • @IAmKrazyKyle
    @IAmKrazyKyle 4 місяці тому +4

    Bro!! I had no idea you transitioned to this type of content. I used to LOVE your Vines (RIP 🙌) so I am happy to see that you’re doing well on YT. I have kept up with Cody Ko but most other viners sucked; you were one of the only good ones with legitimately funny content that you put a lot of effort into. Subscribed my brother! Here’s to you.

  • @gracevinson2123
    @gracevinson2123 3 роки тому +3709

    She acts like shes so famous but she isn't even verified on tiktok

    • @whytho8856
      @whytho8856 3 роки тому +157

      yeah and i saw the toilet tiktok last yer but do you think i recognized her when i saw the scandal tiktok? no, and tbh i don't even know her name😂

    • @honeylemonadearts8852
      @honeylemonadearts8852 3 роки тому +87

      @@whytho8856 I didn't even know she was the toilet girl till everyone was like "isn't this the toilet girl"

    • @beastofbussycreek
      @beastofbussycreek 3 роки тому +61

      I literally didn't know who she was until this video. I didn't even know about the toilet thing

    • @SofiaYasmin
      @SofiaYasmin 3 роки тому +88

      She's not verified on the eyes of God either

    • @angrynoodletwentyfive6463
      @angrynoodletwentyfive6463 3 роки тому +8

      she is a crackpot... that's why.

  • @goots4616
    @goots4616 3 роки тому +1017

    She's the girl who's mean to the protagonist of whatever's trending on Wattpad right now

  • @gainpowerdishwash
    @gainpowerdishwash Рік тому +25

    oh my god. im rewatching this video now and the "its juicy juicy it eats that lunch" got me dead 💀

  • @rennicles
    @rennicles Рік тому +8

    Came back to watch some old videos cuz I was bored, but then I had a realisation. I've been watching Danny for 5 years now, and never had the notifications on, just because I don't have them on for anyone. UA-cam is muted on every device I have. But then I realised for 5 whole years I have not been truly greg, only greg. Sooooo my notifs are on now, for danny alone. I am proud to call myself truly Greg

  • @TheAsexualJellyBean
    @TheAsexualJellyBean 2 роки тому +11028

    "The teeth? Not retractable. They come out when I want them to."
    So they're retractable then?

    • @Bane520
      @Bane520 2 роки тому +31

      Stolen

    • @iamhavinganexistentialcris3917
      @iamhavinganexistentialcris3917 2 роки тому +454

      @@Bane520 it's the internet, no one cares anymore

    • @spongy7426
      @spongy7426 2 роки тому +72

      @@iamhavinganexistentialcris3917 I do

    • @Bane520
      @Bane520 2 роки тому +38

      @@iamhavinganexistentialcris3917 I do aswell

    • @elainedodd341
      @elainedodd341 2 роки тому +148

      @@Bane520 well most people dont

  • @marcoruiz5725
    @marcoruiz5725 3 роки тому +24049

    in conclusion: don’t be a craig, be a greg.

  • @socksandshoes8033
    @socksandshoes8033 9 місяців тому +7

    Imagine the best thing you can pull off on ADDERALL is a fake rumor about two people who will never even know you exist 😂😂😂 "AnD ThAtS oN bEiNg An IcOn"

  • @OmuIsJoking
    @OmuIsJoking 7 місяців тому +8

    I swear the “IM POOPING IM POOPING” killed me 💀💀

  • @caspergnosis6665
    @caspergnosis6665 3 роки тому +2742

    “vampires aren’t real” sounds an awful lot like something a vampire would say 👀

  • @excuseyou7198
    @excuseyou7198 3 роки тому +8561

    Lol I’m pretty sure the first guy’s original goal wasn’t to convince people that he’s a vampire, but when people thought he’s was serious, he just went with it.

    • @trustme-8058
      @trustme-8058 3 роки тому +156

      I think he wants to look “hot” or something smh 🤦‍♀️

    • @ami2474
      @ami2474 3 роки тому +497

      Tbh it seems like he was just tryna see how far he could go with it from his overall attitude and tone and stuff, especially in the video where he "shows off" his fangs, eyes, and speedwalking

    • @brutus3631
      @brutus3631 2 роки тому +135

      nah hes just roleplaying, there's a lot of people who roleplay on TikTok like that

    • @trustme-8058
      @trustme-8058 2 роки тому +29

      @@brutus3631 right but why would the comments say “I’m starting to believe you” or stuff like that, I mean atleats he should tell them it’s edited because some people are just that dumb

    • @brutus3631
      @brutus3631 2 роки тому +117

      @@trustme-8058 i mean it's still views for him, those people are just easy to convince and it's not his fault that they took his obvious skits as truth

  • @yoshiyajoshuakiryu3198
    @yoshiyajoshuakiryu3198 5 місяців тому +7

    I once knew a guy who had fangs. Like, naturally sharp teeth. But he was legally blind and not at all like a hot topic vampire. 😂 Oh, and my family has those sharp teeth, especially my nephew. ❤

  • @graveyardmonarch1629
    @graveyardmonarch1629 8 місяців тому +6

    I love how "Craig" admits to being on a lot of Adderall also. I'm curious how much a lot means because I Adderall and Ritalin are pretty dangerous in high doses, even if you need them for ADHD

  • @senatorarmstrong7168
    @senatorarmstrong7168 3 роки тому +1588

    She is acting more like a child, than an actual child

    • @americansoul5563
      @americansoul5563 3 роки тому +28

      Don't disrespect my little cousin, she acts like a kid and acts nothing like this

    • @isakayyik966
      @isakayyik966 3 роки тому +6

      You can also say that about redditors

    • @lorenkaniok3235
      @lorenkaniok3235 3 роки тому +2

      @@isakayyik966 waw shots fired

    • @JaliceTheShort
      @JaliceTheShort 3 роки тому

      Damn right she is

    • @melody-cn3wk
      @melody-cn3wk 3 роки тому

      I as a child, am sadly offended

  • @andrewh6581
    @andrewh6581 3 роки тому +2784

    "Being mentally ill is not an excuse to act like a jackass" - Pete Davidson

    • @charlenemoore4301
      @charlenemoore4301 3 роки тому +22

      I love that quote from Pete sm

    • @jvbble
      @jvbble 3 роки тому +11

      how is this relevant lmao

    • @IIzanagii
      @IIzanagii 3 роки тому +84

      @@jvbble please say youre joking

    • @nordaj_
      @nordaj_ 3 роки тому +11

      you quoting pete made my day

    • @vibhab191
      @vibhab191 3 роки тому +7

      Pls 😭 and your pfp makes it even better

  • @philippabug3631
    @philippabug3631 4 місяці тому +4

    I Always watch your videos to Fall asleep, but I end of laughing and therefore Not beeing able to sleep.

    • @lynternet
      @lynternet 4 місяці тому

      yeah i only watch his to sleep if i’ve taken my insomnia meds lol

  • @lonely1951
    @lonely1951 Рік тому +2

    Whenever I see this stuff it feels good to remember that there are people living in Nebraska and Montana and Scotland and Mexico and all over the world who just go to work in the morning and pick their kids up from school in the evening and walk their dog and if you even tried to talk about this to them they wouldn’t even get mad about it they just wouldn’t care.

  • @KatushkaM
    @KatushkaM 3 роки тому +2261

    “I’d rather die hot than live ugly” yet she’s not even hot. Desperate for attention but is the most forgettable person ever. Tough life

    • @Demonslayer-64
      @Demonslayer-64 3 роки тому +158

      Gonna forget her in a few mins bc I'll go out with friends living a real life and my brain needs more space for important things, like everything except her lol

    • @hollyx5772
      @hollyx5772 3 роки тому +113

      Riiight, I mean she’s not ugly but she’s not the type of person I’d expect to go around talking about how hot she is either. Fake it til you make it though I guess.

    • @Katie-ws7xp
      @Katie-ws7xp 3 роки тому +109

      Yeah she's literally gone viral like 12 times and not even once did I recognize her twice

    • @slick3996
      @slick3996 3 роки тому +73

      she's a typical blonde white girl i don't know what makes her think she's so special, i could go out on the street in LA and meet like 50 of these

    • @GiuliaBlack394
      @GiuliaBlack394 3 роки тому +50

      i think that her personality make her even uglier.

  • @amyidk.
    @amyidk. 3 роки тому +1078

    lmao she's complaining no one is covering her "music", but that shit is un-cover-able

    • @mightbeiguess
      @mightbeiguess 3 роки тому +111

      It’s even un-listenable

    • @m00nrac00n
      @m00nrac00n 3 роки тому +115

      Working on my "Skinny Legend (Mute Remix)" Just a video with no sound.

    • @Ashtynn
      @Ashtynn 3 роки тому +31

      I just found out she made that song and now I’m sad cuz I actually found it Catchy 😭😭

    • @neflufv6392
      @neflufv6392 3 роки тому +17

      Yeah like I can say a lot of music is good even if it’s not my thing (like I don’t love heavy metal but I can understand how someone could) but there is absolutely nothing in her music anyone could like

    • @carlplayman2962
      @carlplayman2962 3 роки тому +6

      @@Ashtynn you should be sad sad at yourself for actually liking it

  • @lucinda_null
    @lucinda_null Рік тому +5

    8:42 turn on the subtitles lmao

    • @Crunch_cronch
      @Crunch_cronch Рік тому +1

      “My goal is to become a skinny legend and become insta famous “ lol

  • @Bynumite1
    @Bynumite1 10 місяців тому +5

    2:33 “My fangs, aren’t retractable, they’re retractable.”

  • @otakuworld22
    @otakuworld22 3 роки тому +1512

    "I was getting annoyed that Corona was getting more publicity than me."
    *Craig, there's people that are dying.*

    • @JessicaSterling
      @JessicaSterling 3 роки тому +18

      underrated comment

    • @SirArthurTheGreat
      @SirArthurTheGreat 3 роки тому +12

      Well they can’t get Instagram followers anymore so who cares right /s

    • @emmestein
      @emmestein 3 роки тому +13

      Feels like Craig could murder someone for clout.

    • @crackhead8683
      @crackhead8683 3 роки тому +1

      Hi I’m your 1k!!!

    • @dingodog711
      @dingodog711 3 роки тому +3

      @@emmestein probably

  • @lampshark
    @lampshark 3 роки тому +5824

    “I’m gonna call her Craig”
    Christ, that’s the biggest diss anyone could receive by Danny

    • @hazemhesham6115
      @hazemhesham6115 3 роки тому +6

      Ohhh..........
      ua-cam.com/video/FSSFgWlDbJU/v-deo.html

    • @isaamaandaa
      @isaamaandaa 3 роки тому +66

      beware craigs.

    • @mycats290
      @mycats290 3 роки тому +15

      @@isaamaandaa Craig why Craig’s

    • @isaamaandaa
      @isaamaandaa 3 роки тому +8

      @@mycats290 shit the s was a typo sorry.

    • @lampshark
      @lampshark 3 роки тому +31

      @@isaamaandaa Hey, screw you, you got me for a second with your username lol, I really thought for a second someone replied to me before the internet was invented

  • @AF0916
    @AF0916 Рік тому +30

    Craig is the personification of "You really thought you did something, huh?"

  • @cupids_favourite_aro4578
    @cupids_favourite_aro4578 Місяць тому +3

    I like that she says "i tricked the whole world into talking me" when she actually tricked everyone into talking about Kanye West, which they already were. I think I heard something about the Kanye West/Jeffrey Star thing at the time, and i'm not particularly interested in either of them, but I never heard about her until this video😅

  • @kaylababcock7175
    @kaylababcock7175 3 роки тому +1702

    Danny: “vampires... aren’t real”
    Me: but........ vampire dad...

    • @stannct26
      @stannct26 3 роки тому +25

      Omfg...... NO

    • @rhubarbdude3347
      @rhubarbdude3347 3 роки тому +68

      _so that was a fucking lie_

    • @lily-up3jy
      @lily-up3jy 3 роки тому +17

      so rich vampire dad... isn't real?..

    • @Serena_724
      @Serena_724 3 роки тому +12

      *Those bastards lied to me...*

    • @roxyd3772
      @roxyd3772 3 роки тому +14

      vampire dad:
      baby im not even here 🙈
      im a hallucination 🙈

  • @kirbwarriork3371
    @kirbwarriork3371 Рік тому +3

    It's quite easy to believe everything on [platform], it's a combination of wanting something to be real and not caring to check if something is incorrect.

  • @tamjoseph1251
    @tamjoseph1251 3 місяці тому +2

    Danny you are really good at mimicking 😂 You definitely make them look ridiculous. Very good 👍

  • @20_YEYO_01
    @20_YEYO_01 3 роки тому +2541

    That guy’s is clearly not a vampire because obviously vampires don’t show up on camera duh

  • @Flopfist
    @Flopfist 3 роки тому +3174

    The worst thing is that there are so many people that are just like her

    • @riskyy2657
      @riskyy2657 3 роки тому +3

      *OMG no way i think i Danny Gonzalez channel, bro it’s crazy here’s a link THIS IS LEGIT* ua-cam.com/video/xPxgF4K_h7g/v-deo.html

    • @yoskiUCy_TfipEEJ9f
      @yoskiUCy_TfipEEJ9f 3 роки тому +100

      @@riskyy2657 OMG bro I didn't know you totally didn't just copy and paste this

    • @she17_she
      @she17_she 3 роки тому +20

      @@riskyy2657 I believe you!

    • @mothmanasscheek8637
      @mothmanasscheek8637 3 роки тому +29

      @@riskyy2657 man if I ever see u irl I'm gonna take away ur commenting rights

    • @8bitneo
      @8bitneo 3 роки тому +1

      Geez everyone hates risky for being sarcastic

  • @cassidythompson5606
    @cassidythompson5606 Місяць тому +2

    You can literally buy vampire "fangs" that fit over your teeth, and can be secured with denture glue. C'mon, people. -__-

  • @skyhideaway
    @skyhideaway Рік тому +20

    If he was an actual vampire, he'd know that vampires don't get burnt in the sun, they're just less powerful during daytime.

    • @korebiis
      @korebiis Рік тому +6

      depends on the myth/story you read. some burn, some are weaker, some just straight up die

    • @skyhideaway
      @skyhideaway Рік тому

      @@korebiis bram stoker's version is the original, as far as I'm aware, and it stated that vampires just got weaker under the sun

    • @korebiis
      @korebiis Рік тому

      @@skyhideaway fair fair. i prefer that version myself

  • @angeli8520
    @angeli8520 3 роки тому +3163

    She’s like a combo of tana and Trisha