I think Jack has mentally scarred me because every time I'm about to hear his outro I always think it's gonna be "Leave your antS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANST ANST ANTS--"
This is a very psychological episode, the admittance of fears, discussion of Jack's eating disorder, recounting childhood memories... this is the kind of shit that'll have people writing some hella fanfic
I think incel as an insult isn’t necessarily calling someone ‘involuntarily celibate’. I think it’s insulting them by saying that they’re the kind of person who’d identify as an incel.
Jack: "I don't understand where you guys are getting that I'm chaotic!" And the immediate next thing is a lengthy, surrealist Joker impersonation of the previous answer with creepypasta filters. Yeah... beats me, Jack!
"they don't know about your fear of calories" i hope you're feeling okay about your body, Jack. we love you. we all want nothing more than for you to feel comfortable and happy in your body, with a healthy relationship with food. please eat. we love you.
I asked my brother to assume something and he immediately said “he has a bird” My mom replied “he looks happy and has a good dentist” Do with that what you will
So I totally knew how you were going to answer the "copy and paste your dogs" one, but you did it in such a fashion that I still died laughing. I love when even the most predictable of jokes are so flawless that they're still hilarious. So thank you, and RIP me
Jack is the kind of youtuber that feels like an old friend. You can go months or years without watching him, but then come right back and know exactly what you’re gonna get, and just have a nice time shooting the shit. It’s not mindblowing, but it’s not stale or soulless, either. It’s just good old Jack.
@@turnleftaticeland His humor is infectious. I find myself looking at the world through his eyes and joking the way I think he would in my life's situations. It may be that I have been obsessed with him for 12 years, but I think it is genuine.
OK, this is completely random, but someone needs to make a compilation of every time he leans against the wall like 13:13 . I feel he does it more often than he should.
@@emrekalis5831 He posted this comment 22 minutes after the video was uploaded. The video was 14 minutes long. There’s a good chance he did watch the video.
i had to pause the video because i was laughing so hard at the idea of jack throwing erin a surprise party but he’s too scared to blow up the balloons so the decor consists of ribbon tied around limp balloons taped to the ceiling and hanging down with such an oddly threatening vibe
“They don’t know about your fear of calories.” Jack, I know you probably won’t read this, but man that’s tough. It can be hard to love our bodies, I wish you nothing but the best
Jack kinda reminds me of my English teacher. He hated it when people would use space fillers and stuff. I have a picture of him in a lobster costume. Jack looks and acts like him, all he needs to do is worship a certain commenter…
Same, I remember feeling like a under cover super spy agent, James bond v2 cus I'd sneak snickers in every day and never was once caught, also killed a few kids doing that but it's their own fault they can't handle my nuts
i saw that theatre kid assumption and immediately i thought to myself “absolutely not john radiates STRONG band kid energy” and then he said he played the french horn and felt validated
3:07 My dad's boss does that. He's also criticized my dad for *_not_* doing that, like pressing caps lock twice is just the way you're supposed to do it, and holding shift is some weird way to do it. 3:20 I mean, I use caps lock if I'm gonna capitalize a lot of text at once. Although, I'll also often end up pressing shift throughout an entire sentence. It's useful when you need it and remember to use it.
3:58 you included like 2 notes and I immediately recognized the song, party because of how well it fits the tone you were going for. These little details are often overlooked, so... good job
Is Jack really asking if he's chaotic? He made a video that had an insane amount of pregnant cartoons from deviant art decorating his entire apartment while delivering normal news.
@JayLeeBeanz I dated someone like that when I hit 30 and she was 26 she read wiki and imdb because she recognised an actor. It was infuriating. I've never dated someone younger than me since. Lol
feel like my dad would drive you insane. every time something happens on screen that he thinks is funny/good he either repeats the line out loud word for word or literally describes what happened in the scene like i’m blind and he’s my interpreter. he does this whether we’re watching a movie on the couch or in a theater. god love him (thankfully neither of us have to marry my dad)
I always feel like jack has a very cool backstory that he won't tell us. Something related to his dream of working with cinema. also i would love to see a script made by him!
The reason Jack never had a dragon phase is because you don't just have a dragon phase. Once you decide dragons are your favorite, you're cursed for life. You'll never be rid of it. All those kids in school who liked dragons? Now they're thirty-year-olds collecting those resin statues covered in glitter that you only see in hippie new age shops. Speaking from experience, obviously.
Get tickets today so you can hurt my feelings LIVE! jacksfilmslive.com/
one minute ago lmao mans really forgor his live events
nah
Oh, I will. You you small boy.
The term Incel was coined by Incels then it was turned into an insult by non-incels
so yes they know they are incels and identify as one but since most people recognize as it being slightly pathetic it was used to insult them aswell
Honestly “has a lifelong fear of balloons” is a funnier burn than anything comments came up with
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Sounds like something to put in his twitter bio.
Please stop giving me mean comments. My mother reads the comments I get and she cries a lot because of it. Please be nice, dear lo
@@AxxLAfriku ratio
@@AxxLAfriku ‘s mom, if you are reading this, ur son (or daughter) is a disappointment
I love the idea of erin sitting on the couch sipping pinot grigio as she watches you getting insulted by teenagers
How dare you!
…his audience is clearly toddlers.
For money
@@Atellas Are you kidding me?
His audience is clearly newborns.
@@mrleaf6055 you disgust me. They're obviously mere foetuses!
@@Atellas as a 2 year old, I can confirm.
Jack definitely gives me the vibes of a dad who answers the phone with "yellow".
Phil dunphy if he was depressed and a functioning alcoholic
The Birkenstocks add to that vibe
jacks a triangle with a top hat then
I do that lol
Lemon chills
He was a fearful little boy, and should have had a peanut allergy, but didn't.
This literally reads like a line from classic literature
Lemony snicket type line
Absolutely reads like something right out of *Oliver Twist* yup.
Sounds like a lyric from a Smiths song
Jack: “I’m not that chaotic”
Also Jack: “mY sOcKs ArE wEt, BaTmAn”
My favorite part of Jacksfilms is that his childhood lore has stayed consistent since his Draw My Life.
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either he's lying and very consistent or its actually just the truth
Except for what his first words were. TELL US THE TRUTH JOHN
@@jeanneseo His mom already did, slowpoke
“Childhood lore”
I want Jack to end the whole series like that. “I don’t have a question for you, go away.”
I want Jack to end the whole series.
@@mattardis burn!
@@mattardis I want Jack.
@@General12th I want
@@stefanpreoteasa8704 I
I think Jack has mentally scarred me because every time I'm about to hear his outro I always think it's gonna be "Leave your antS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANST ANST ANTS--"
omfg I'd finally forgot about that! Why have you done this to me?
@@lordmars555 See I can never forget
If only.
Seriously though
Anst
"I assume you bit people when you were little."
Hey man, when you're the youngest sibling sometimes that's your only form of defense.
7:55 At the time of writing this you're at 4.96 million subscribers Jack. Don't you forget what you promised Mr Films.
4.97 now, getting closer and closer...
We need around 400,000 more subs
@@luciakaminski779 We're back at 4.96 :(
@@Jawley_ maybe Jack is doing it on prupose, he doesn't want to do what he promised, so he made different channels to spread the subscribers.
Huh. Half a year later, it's still stuck.
Jack being hit with the Drake jokes and thinking them original is the greatest sign of his decaying old mind
don't do him like this
The mods letting them through is a sign of them being not the best
At least somebody said it
I was searching for this comment
i was going to say this too 💀
This is a very psychological episode, the admittance of fears, discussion of Jack's eating disorder, recounting childhood memories... this is the kind of shit that'll have people writing some hella fanfic
the idea of Jacksfilms fanfic is terrifying im immediately looking it up
Me too that shit sounds hilarious
@@absolutetrash8118 Jackfilm VS The Balloons
obligatory 'had me in the first half'
@@vigilantcosmicpenguin8721 there better be a *snore* mimimimimimi somewhere in there
I think incel as an insult isn’t necessarily calling someone ‘involuntarily celibate’. I think it’s insulting them by saying that they’re the kind of person who’d identify as an incel.
"i sweat more than the average bear" jack, you're like a twunk at most.
STOPPP
he’s an otter
@@jstttr 💀😭
Jack calling it his computer room instead of his office really shows his age.
Which ones which?? 👁👄👁
Shoutout to my answer haha
i think it just show that he never have a typical proper job
for it to be an office you must be employed
@@Nixx1.0 what if you are the employer without employees
Ngl, Jack being a French horn player is pretty impressive. French horn is one of the hardest brass instruments to play
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True
waiting for triangle is the hardest instrument to play replies
How so?
@@paravalent7974 I'll be waiting for the 'triangle is totally a brass instrument' side of it.
We down for a lot of fun
Jack: "I don't understand where you guys are getting that I'm chaotic!"
And the immediate next thing is a lengthy, surrealist Joker impersonation of the previous answer with creepypasta filters. Yeah... beats me, Jack!
this sounds like phoenix wright dialogue
exactly
i got to that part of the video but the ad comes first so kahekshsi this is funnier
@@Kyler_Comments phoenix wright would.
I mean, for UA-cam? That's nothing.
Jack the type of fella to hold back his friends from a fight and says “Stop, I know you’re better than this.”
"they don't know about your fear of calories"
i hope you're feeling okay about your body, Jack. we love you. we all want nothing more than for you to feel comfortable and happy in your body, with a healthy relationship with food. please eat. we love you.
This sounds sarcastic
@@RiverOfWetness468 it really does
@@RiverOfWetness468 It's not supposed to be
Well if it is sincere, it's a very thoughtful comment and I agree!
Well he loses his fear of calories once he gets his hands on the alcohol so
I love how Erin just randomly shouts mean things about Jack.
I know, she needs to do it more often
She’s one of the heckler old men muppets! Which, same
She should be on more often
I'm sad I missed this one because, I assume that Jack is the guy who likes to close the refrigerator door with his hips...
There’s no way he doesn’t thrust the fridge door closed
@@bobberman4641 thrust is an interesting word to use
Because he's using both hands to hold an object that's only really two pounds.
I don't understand how people could think that Jack has coffee breath when his teeth are always brighter than my future
It’s America. They bleach their teeth. Please.
@@untitledpornstar5530 i’m American, I have no immediate access to tooth bleach.
What I’m saying! His teeth look 10 years recovered from a coffee addiction.
He look smelly
@@PRGME7 It's the flouride in our tap water.
10:41 Jack in the mental hospital trying to prove that his UA-cam career is real to the doctors
I cant believe he built a replica of the wall just for this yiay submission and pretended it was real
I asked my brother to assume something and he immediately said “he has a bird”
My mom replied “he looks happy and has a good dentist”
Do with that what you will
Actual fr thought. He looks like the type of dude to have a bird that breaks shit all the time.
he does probably have a good dentist , jacks always had good teeth
So I totally knew how you were going to answer the "copy and paste your dogs" one, but you did it in such a fashion that I still died laughing. I love when even the most predictable of jokes are so flawless that they're still hilarious. So thank you, and RIP me
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@@EEEEEEEE E
Jack is the kind of youtuber that feels like an old friend. You can go months or years without watching him, but then come right back and know exactly what you’re gonna get, and just have a nice time shooting the shit. It’s not mindblowing, but it’s not stale or soulless, either. It’s just good old Jack.
@@turnleftaticeland His humor is infectious. I find myself looking at the world through his eyes and joking the way I think he would in my life's situations. It may be that I have been obsessed with him for 12 years, but I think it is genuine.
@@DarrianneSpires Jack has life figured out, man. If we're gonna have a parasocial relationship, this ain't a bad one to have.
Jack: When I was six I threw a rock at a kid because I didn't know 1x1
Also jack: *"When I was six I knew the diameters of planets"*
It's easier to know random trivia than math problems.
As a former six-year-old, I get it.
@@vigilantcosmicpenguin8721 lol
@@lexbrightraven8049 kids learn multiplication at 7 or 8. I'd ask who hurt you but it seems abundantly clear
@@lexbrightraven8049wtf is this comment supposed to mean, you don't get multiplication in school until like 2nd or 3rd grade
Jack saying "snore" instead of actually making a snore sound is more boomer than the caps lock on/off thing
bro i do that bc i can't make the sound 😭 im literally 19
"snore"
@@ughcreature LMAO finally i found someone like me, i'd see that shit on TV shows and spend hours tryna make the snore sound
fuck no, trying to snore as you say snore is lame ass joke from some disconnected old man
@@geekjokes8458 cry harder
6:35 killed me, when he does the 3 different dogs, then repeats them with the same dog XD.
We’re almost at 5 mil, Jackson, your time is coming to a close
OK, this is completely random, but someone needs to make a compilation of every time he leans against the wall like 13:13 . I feel he does it more often than he should.
Damn all of these roasts didn't even sugarcoat roasting Jack
Dude you haven‘t even seen the video
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@@emrekalis5831 He posted this comment 22 minutes after the video was uploaded. The video was 14 minutes long. There’s a good chance he did watch the video.
You think “you are constantly silently farting” is a serious roast and not an obvious joke?
Of course, cuz he'd be too scared of the calories
I also have a fear of balloons but having that in common with John somehow makes me feel more alone
holy fuck
Mood.
Very late, but inflated balloons are quite scary Ngl. I always fear they will burst
it's JACK
i had to pause the video because i was laughing so hard at the idea of jack throwing erin a surprise party but he’s too scared to blow up the balloons so the decor consists of ribbon tied around limp balloons taped to the ceiling and hanging down with such an oddly threatening vibe
This is the funniest thing I've read
“They don’t know about your fear of calories.” Jack, I know you probably won’t read this, but man that’s tough. It can be hard to love our bodies, I wish you nothing but the best
Jack kinda reminds me of my English teacher. He hated it when people would use space fillers and stuff. I have a picture of him in a lobster costume. Jack looks and acts like him, all he needs to do is worship a certain commenter…
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a fellow person on the internet I see
@@somepersonontheinternet6879 yes yes
I still remember the JackAsk where Jack revealed he's lawful good, honestly, while Erin is the evil chaotic one
My life has never been the same again
@@kingjae-ger uhhh, did you forget to switch accs or did you just continue your comment?
@@rocc9944 probably forgot that they can edit their own comment instead of replying to themselves lmao
@@purplewine7362 I swear I've seen this exact interaction in a different video's comment section.
Poor Jack doesn't know that many of the answers he got are just sloppy seconds from the Drake meme a bit ago
FR LMAO
Don't say it like that
"I only do this in urinals." I have not unironically laughed at something online in so long. That caught me off-guard.
I showed this video to my 65 year old mother, and she said "Oh my god, what a waste of time." 10/10, keep up the good work.
I don't need to show her anything for her to say that to me
My school doesn't have a peanut table because we straight up aren't allowed to bring food with nuts in them.
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Same here
Same
Same, I remember feeling like a under cover super spy agent, James bond v2 cus I'd sneak snickers in every day and never was once caught, also killed a few kids doing that but it's their own fault they can't handle my nuts
@@Cloudy-dr8dg deep
Jack being afraid of balloons is something I genuinely didn't expect
I love how recent YIAYs have had such a relaxed feel, like we’re just chatting with an insane, short old man
i saw that theatre kid assumption and immediately i thought to myself “absolutely not john radiates STRONG band kid energy” and then he said he played the french horn and felt validated
He doesn't have the ego or spreads enough gossip to have been a theater kid imo
hes definitely a French horn kid. I used to be in band and the one French horn player had Jack's personality
"Triceratops, Tyrannasarous, Velociraptor, Bronchitis" had me cracking up bro
I think the fact that Jack played the French horn explains just about everything you need to know about him
I always assumed you were the lonely kid in the group who says the joke twice just in case no one heard. They did
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That’s me
I said: that’s me!
haha thats totally me
@JayLeeBeanz dang, that's ruff man
There aren't many youtubers who can go from burnout to full on amazing content, congratulations jack :)
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Well it’s easy to get rid of burnout when you aren’t making the content.
It's really nice to see someone go blind
_...wait-_
Edit: don't take it seriously not attacking anyone
@@daisana The EDIT: ruined a very funny joke :(
Jack needs to add 1 YIAY board game piece to the background every day until the shelf is full
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@@EEEEEEEE E
@@bigmane-money5216 no
It is full
@@Cazador1 is it though
Jack: I'm not that chaotic, guys
Also Jack: *proceeds to make up and act out a Joker bit about wet socks and name it*
Three years later and we're almost at 5 mil !
Jack at age 6: knew the diameters of planets
Also Jack at age 6: didn't know what 1x1 is
3:07 My dad's boss does that. He's also criticized my dad for *_not_* doing that, like pressing caps lock twice is just the way you're supposed to do it, and holding shift is some weird way to do it.
3:20 I mean, I use caps lock if I'm gonna capitalize a lot of text at once. Although, I'll also often end up pressing shift throughout an entire sentence. It's useful when you need it and remember to use it.
Your dad's boss is right, yall just weird. caps lock just more efficient.
Also, as someone that writes a lot I need it pretty often.
I really think jack was chaotic when he said "hey guys, very excited about today's video"
That snore mimimimi comment is so wholesome.
Jack being scared of balloons makes me feel a lot better about me being terrified of them too…
"I need to make more chaos"
I'm scared
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Jack the type of guy to capitalize on the “Drake the type of guy…” memes
'I definitely bit a kid's hand'
Me: *having PTSD of the dream I had where I bit someone's thumb and my teeth sunk right through, like butter*
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I had a dream where someone bit my arm and their teeth stayed in my arm just sticking out
Nightmares that are _just_ realistic enough to be plausible are the WORST ALKSDFAJ
How do you know that was a dream and not a memory?
Bite force equal to chomping a carrot. Or at least what my middle school kept saying
Three months later and you're at 4.7 million subs, we haven't forgotten Jack.
3:58 you included like 2 notes and I immediately recognized the song, party because of how well it fits the tone you were going for. These little details are often overlooked, so... good job
I love that this YIAY is just "Mundane Yet Surprisingly Effective Roasts"
All I learned from this video is that we NEED to get Jack to 5 million subscribers… NOW
jack the kinda geezer to scream when the lights go out
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Is Jack really asking if he's chaotic? He made a video that had an insane amount of pregnant cartoons from deviant art decorating his entire apartment while delivering normal news.
Jack currently at 4.96 million subs GET READY PEOPLE THEY BOUTTA DROP
Oh god, the talking through movies and pausing them would drive me insane, they say opposites attract but I could never marry someone that does that.
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@JayLeeBeanz I dated someone like that when I hit 30 and she was 26 she read wiki and imdb because she recognised an actor. It was infuriating. I've never dated someone younger than me since. Lol
feel like my dad would drive you insane. every time something happens on screen that he thinks is funny/good he either repeats the line out loud word for word or literally describes what happened in the scene like i’m blind and he’s my interpreter. he does this whether we’re watching a movie on the couch or in a theater. god love him
(thankfully neither of us have to marry my dad)
11:01 you can’t just hit me with the callback joke man
I always feel like jack has a very cool backstory that he won't tell us. Something related to his dream of working with cinema.
also i would love to see a script made by him!
Jack: “I’m not that chaotic”
Also Jack: incest jokes and a Garfield fursona
Its almost time....
4.97 mil
The golden age of humanity is upon us
Jack, you're the type of guy to say "why I oughta..." When you see someone doing a tik tok in public
Birthday cake is an underrated flavor tbh
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@@EEEEEEEE E.
8:48 was truly comedic genius
8:12 we are getting close
30k away
You look a dad who takes his kids to a Mexican restaurant then after they’re done you say “alright kids let’s vaminos”
i have literally never felt more validated in my debilitating fear of balloons before ty jackfilm
See y’all in a year when Jack hits 5 mil
@@EEEEEEEE Did you just say something other than E?
@@bjp4869 and then deleted the comment
Incorrect, been 2 years and still at 4.97 mil
"they dont know about your fear of calories" wow this is actually very sad
As a "shorts and flipflops in winter" guy, how dare you associate us with Jack. He's way too skinny, I'm built like a harp seal
That joker impression in the middle of the video was unnervingly good
I was not ready for "I don't have a question, go away, fuck you" and laughed in a weird and louder than i expected way.
1:38 that artists rendition is the funniest thing ive seen all day so far
Liked the video just for that sick burn at 8:21
Okay and 9:45 had me dying with laughter.
Bless Jack’s heart and protect his soul, that he may continue to know nothing of the dark and terrible world of incels
That moment at 0:03 is just visible and audible confusion
Whachaba hmm
This whole video was just the "Drake the kinda guy" memes but with Jack😭
There's so much variety, and yet most of them are completely accurate
Just realised we are super close to 5 mil, never say never jack
Outing yourself as a WaterPik user might be more embarrassing than the hypothetical coffee breath.
3:06 I actually used to do this as a kid, though that's just because I didn't know that you could hold shift for Capital letters at first.
I became aware of this way too late and I'm struggling to switch now
I know and still do it
@@sofrenze SAME
I just got too used the double caps lock man 😫
Jacksfilms is just what everyone thinks drake is like
This one cuts deep damn
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@@EEEEEEEE good comment
Is Jacksfilms the next Drake!?!?
@@revenantproxy9100 yes
2:57 I relate to this so much that it hurts
'fear of calories' sounds like a symptom of an eating disorder if your asking me jack
Hey Jack... If you had a peanut allergy, the last place you'd want to sit would be the "Peanut Butter Table.."
9:47 whos gonna tell him how much there already is
Jack the type of guy to not know what type of guy Drake is.
04:22 "I need to make more chaos" - Jack Films
11:00 that was the coolest video editing effect I think I've ever seen. It came so out of the blue and made it feel like I was not real
The reason Jack never had a dragon phase is because you don't just have a dragon phase. Once you decide dragons are your favorite, you're cursed for life. You'll never be rid of it.
All those kids in school who liked dragons? Now they're thirty-year-olds collecting those resin statues covered in glitter that you only see in hippie new age shops.
Speaking from experience, obviously.