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  • Опубліковано 31 січ 2022
  • In this week's video, I try to guess the Wikihow article based on the picture! It's the world's hardest quiz! Post your score in the comments below! If you beat me, you're lying!!
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 9 тис.

  • @lizziefirkey6385
    @lizziefirkey6385 2 роки тому +10051

    I'm just gonna be honest here, Jack. If you stare at a woman's collarbone in order to not stare at her chest, she's still gonna think you're staring at her chest.

    • @garou9914
      @garou9914 2 роки тому +729

      Or she's going to think you have a neck fetish, either way it's a lose lose situation.

    • @mcfarofinha134
      @mcfarofinha134 2 роки тому +266

      Thats why youse need to learn eye contact lol

    • @Victor-um9ce
      @Victor-um9ce 2 роки тому +139

      Which is why it would be a step in a wikihow article

    • @goodnewsgeek42
      @goodnewsgeek42 2 роки тому +119

      Exactly, like if the article was gonna teach you to focus on another part of her, why not focus on the part you're supposed to be looking at when you talk to all people, her EYES lmfao

    • @matthewcron8842
      @matthewcron8842 2 роки тому +48

      Just going to say this now, but just making eye contact with someone you’ve never met is still as weird and awkward. Just don’t stare at people, simple as that.

  • @wolfgangwild4038
    @wolfgangwild4038 2 роки тому +3677

    I did get a little nervous when Jack looked directly into the camera and starting reading out my IP address. But it was only a couple seconds of stress in an otherwise perfect video!

    • @allesman
      @allesman 2 роки тому +26

      bad day?

    • @SunnyDJSkaar
      @SunnyDJSkaar 2 роки тому +50

      But that was my IP address.....

    • @SunnyDJSkaar
      @SunnyDJSkaar 2 роки тому +42

      Wolfgang Wild do you live in my walls?!?

    • @gege1178
      @gege1178 2 роки тому +23

      @@SunnyDJSkaar well yeah he's your uncle that was disowned

    • @SunnyDJSkaar
      @SunnyDJSkaar 2 роки тому +10

      @@gege1178 makes sense

  • @sookthefabulous
    @sookthefabulous 2 роки тому +129

    The part where Jack unhinges his jaw so he can devour an entire hot dog vertically was unexpected, but it sure lets you know who the superior throat goat is.

  • @t-rexander3062
    @t-rexander3062 2 роки тому +508

    If you pretend that every answer is, “how to be the coolest kid in school” this vid gets way funnier

    • @engineerbot
      @engineerbot 10 місяців тому

      1) Dream about dolphins
      2) Stare at women’s tits
      3) Kiss your hand
      4) Venture into the real world
      5) _Choose your target_

  • @sv003
    @sv003 2 роки тому +4278

    You should whisper Girl-Boss phrases to Erin while she's sleeping as Affirmative Sleep Talk

    • @recitationtohear
      @recitationtohear 2 роки тому +2

      ua-cam.com/video/MyFhsmJ5wzc/v-deo.html
      Finally..

    • @Cta7
      @Cta7 2 роки тому +53

      Here come the bots

    • @inmiseryseekrootbeer4966
      @inmiseryseekrootbeer4966 2 роки тому +74

      “You love your Garfield Fursuit and you want to wear it for me all the time.”
      John whispered to Erin.

    • @artemis3181
      @artemis3181 2 роки тому +17

      @Beast 😈 is garbage!!
      MY PARENTS ACTUALLY LOVE ME

    • @inmiseryseekrootbeer4966
      @inmiseryseekrootbeer4966 2 роки тому +50

      “Jacksfilms is garbage, I make way better content.”
      Beast 😈 whispered to Erin.

  • @Arakai13
    @Arakai13 2 роки тому +1822

    Loved the video. Showed it to my mom during mommy-son-milky time and she let me stay up an extra half hour to watch it in full. Thanks, Jack. Can’t wait to show it to my wife later.

  • @oldmanbankins3511
    @oldmanbankins3511 2 роки тому +1035

    great video Jack! my favorite part is when you projectile vomited blood for a solid 3 minutes! Chipwich chanting those demonic spells was so funny!

    • @jeffreycauwels1974
      @jeffreycauwels1974 2 роки тому +8

      This is underrated asf
      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @luckycharm8299
      @luckycharm8299 2 роки тому +2

      ya fav part i loved how red the blood was!

  • @OrangeyPo
    @OrangeyPo 2 роки тому +52

    This video was great! I felt very seen when Jack stared directly into the camera and recited my my full name, dob, ssn, address, and credit card information. I just love how much he really gets to know people on such a deep level.

  • @ohanronton
    @ohanronton 2 роки тому +1871

    Jokes on you Jack, I have the "How to have sex appeal" article memorized.

    • @feralpossum2089
      @feralpossum2089 2 роки тому +74

      memorizing it doesn't help, you need to actually follow it

    • @supremeNinja-sy6qq
      @supremeNinja-sy6qq 2 роки тому +11

      how to die

    • @conn6828
      @conn6828 2 роки тому +19

      Jokes on you Noah Norton I have how to be a virgin while all your friends aren't memorized

    • @kerrichristian7991
      @kerrichristian7991 2 роки тому +8

      And the right lady/gent will appreciate that someday.

    • @conn6828
      @conn6828 2 роки тому +5

      @@kerrichristian7991 yes our lord and savior Jesus Christ as he allows me through the gates of heaven 😎😎😎

  • @PumpkinLuke
    @PumpkinLuke 2 роки тому +2076

    I don't know how he does it, but Jack is always so much funnier when he's awake.

  • @thetwelfthuwu1492
    @thetwelfthuwu1492 2 роки тому +82

    Really I was surprised with the way Jack handled playing chess with his own reflection for two minutes, I'm impressed! This is the content I like to see :)

  • @sonahonkai
    @sonahonkai 2 роки тому +26

    21:42
    It's amazing how the Wikihow artice about "How not to Have a Brain Aneurysm" predicted the Oscars 2022.

  • @mikijunior5339
    @mikijunior5339 2 роки тому +1312

    If I had to pinpoint it, it was this channel that gave me a foot fethish. Working at a shoe store is now not just a labor, its my passion.
    Thanks Jack, you are the sun of my life.

    • @lillykeim6741
      @lillykeim6741 2 роки тому +71

      Shoe sale. Baby died!

    • @morfy2581
      @morfy2581 2 роки тому +26

      Why dont you work at a foot store.

    • @Maebytheway
      @Maebytheway 2 роки тому +31

      are you a smell or texture guy?

    • @unclespoon1838
      @unclespoon1838 2 роки тому +11

      those tootsies got 11 stars on wikifeet for a reason

    • @madi_is_very_cool
      @madi_is_very_cool 2 роки тому +16

      These replies are cursed

  • @bizcastl
    @bizcastl 2 роки тому +13876

    Interesting choice to end the video with 5 minutes of Jack eating out of a dog bowl on all fours. Really great stuff, keep it up 👍

    • @frobie200
      @frobie200 2 роки тому +504

      Should have been longer tbh. I wonder if he will post a full hour of it on his Onlyfans.

    • @harrymacer2699
      @harrymacer2699 2 роки тому +167

      Was it with lasagna? I bet it was lasagna.

    • @TheAltra97
      @TheAltra97 2 роки тому +140

      I'm gonna show my dad! He loves dogs and eating!

    • @shadow24-
      @shadow24- 2 роки тому +27

      🤤

    • @chipwhich
      @chipwhich 2 роки тому +62

      those damn millennials doing whatever they can to get over 10 minutes!!

  • @mila_beiseiku4285
    @mila_beiseiku4285 2 роки тому +35

    Love it, how randomly Jacks Husband walks around the background wearing this leather face mask and a potato sack. Would love to see some videos with the two of you, guys

  • @genericsidecharacter8915
    @genericsidecharacter8915 2 роки тому +50

    Big ups to the editor. Added that extra bit of entertainment value along with the regular video editing.

  • @8stormy5
    @8stormy5 2 роки тому +4653

    I think the spinoff series is a great idea! "Yesterday, I Found Funny" is gonna be a great way to keep ideas fresh on the channel. Can't wait to YIFF with you!

  • @justjamminjazzy
    @justjamminjazzy 2 роки тому +3108

    I find it rather interesting how Jack uses YIAY as a buffer to have an easier time coming out to the world about all of his fetishes. We all deal in different ways, and I’m proud of you Jack for finding something that works for you! :)

    • @PovertyBears
      @PovertyBears 2 роки тому +16

      ratio

    • @jamesramsey1736
      @jamesramsey1736 2 роки тому +50

      I disagree I really wasn’t a fan of the part where he talked about how diaper fetish was ok

    • @nickelodeon2226
      @nickelodeon2226 2 роки тому +54

      @@jamesramsey1736 I know we shouldn't kinkshame, but John is like 50, he should've really gotten over that by now.

    • @lanefehr3096
      @lanefehr3096 2 роки тому +34

      Jack? Coming out? Please, this community has already ripped every fetish from this man’s shivering lifeless corpse.

    • @pissapocalypse
      @pissapocalypse 2 роки тому +7

      Especially that fetish to hold your poop in. It's a little extreme but I support

  • @whiteegretorchids8234
    @whiteegretorchids8234 Рік тому +16

    I actually gasped when I saw the cheese one, a few years ago me and my friend were joking about how they have everything on wikihow so we looked up how to start a cult as a joke.. the cheese cult had been an inside joke between us because of that

  • @maijakuusisto
    @maijakuusisto 2 роки тому +97

    Loved this video. The anatomy chart of Garfield's garussy was my favorite part.

  • @josiebianchi3481
    @josiebianchi3481 2 роки тому +1298

    I don't know how Jack got his hands on the feet cut of the Sonic movie, but I appreciate that he showed it to the world. Those CGI artists must have spent months on every wrinkle, pore, and callous on Sonic's feet, and they deserve recognition for it. Yummy wummy me likey.

    • @illegalmemedealer3549
      @illegalmemedealer3549 2 роки тому +6

      Ratio

    • @allesman
      @allesman 2 роки тому +9

      bad day???

    • @abrahamo2895
      @abrahamo2895 2 роки тому +53

      it was the first thing that ever made me have that white sticky release. sonic is my husbando, and we will be in love and together until the end of time ❤️

    • @tomepsilon
      @tomepsilon 2 роки тому +8

      @@abrahamo2895 h god

    • @benonaru
      @benonaru 2 роки тому +3

      no

  • @ThatSpoiler
    @ThatSpoiler 2 роки тому +2490

    The most Cursed thing about this comment section is how strangely wholesome and serious everyone is being. Its like we're doing the opposite of what Jack wants.

    • @sirizalot
      @sirizalot 2 роки тому +25

      I support that

    • @MonsieurALG
      @MonsieurALG 2 роки тому +2

      Hey remember the GoPro YIAY

    • @PouLS
      @PouLS 2 роки тому +8

      I think it's just because you are sorting by best. Many of those comments are old, and probably the users writing those comments didn't finish the video. Also the cursed comments probably receive less likes. Sort by new to see them.

    • @nightwarper1760
      @nightwarper1760 2 роки тому +13

      Remember that iCarly episode where Gibby accidentally showed his dick on the Late Night Show with Jimmy Fallon?

    • @rodrigomoreira1901
      @rodrigomoreira1901 2 роки тому

      Ratio

  • @baronesscatfish
    @baronesscatfish Рік тому +5

    An explanation of the bizarre hotdog throwing tutorial:
    There's an old geometric probability problem called "Buffon's needle problem" which approximates, given a surface made out of uniformly sized boards, what is the probability that a needle dropped onto the surface lands on one of the lines between the boards. In the article this is a hotdog landing on one of the tape lines. The answer to this problem involves pi due to angle math, related to calculating the angles at which the needles could possibly fall.
    You can create a "Monte Carlo" scenario out of this - a method in which you collect a set of random results to approximate something deterministic - by reworking the answer to the problem to instead solve for pi rather than solving for the probability of the needles falling on the lines. This just involves simple algebra. You can create a confirmation bias situation by selecting very specific lengths for the objects being dropped (hotdogs) and the spacing of the boards (tape) so that it's extremely likely that the results provide an accurate approximation of pi, specifically aiming for 355/113, a fraction which is accurate to the first 6 decimal places of pi. Of course, throwing hotdogs on your kitchen floor is both a waste of food and not truly random, but that's beside the point.
    This is not very useful as a teaching tool as it teaches NOTHING about pi, Buffon's needle, Monte Carlo, or even confirmation bias. It would only teach any of those things if one took the time to explain what I just explained in even greater detail. Playing out this hotdog experiment with a child would only leave them confused and make pi seem like some magical arbitrary number. Regardless, the hotdog throwing simulation is a surprisingly well established "experiment" with history beyond this WikiHow article.
    As an aside, you could forgo the tape entirely and instead only use the hotdogs to replicate Zu's fraction, which is that 355/113 approximation of pi, attributed to Zu Chongzhi. He calculated it all the way back in the 5th century by building an approximation of a circle, using sticks to make a 24,576-sided polygon. This was essentially a physical proof of the Liu Hui algorithm, an approximation of pi using polygons created by an earlier Chinese mathematician. I believe the WikiHow article alludes to this by mentioning building a circle around your house out of baguettes. Replicating this exactly would require 24,576+ hotdogs... but it would actually teach WHAT pi is, a ratio of the circumference and diameter of a circle.

  • @chia8049
    @chia8049 2 роки тому +45

    Nyah, what a great video Jack-kun!! Sorry we haven’t been able to roleplay lately.. I’ve been pretty busy with the dungeon.

  • @nerdydude4278
    @nerdydude4278 2 роки тому +352

    I loved when Erin came in and beat the shit out of Jack. Also big ups to the editor for adding in the laugh track and Seinfeld riff while Jack cried for 10 minutes.

    • @trashcannt
      @trashcannt 2 роки тому +14

      I agree, it was very birlgoss of the all mighty funny one to show up and show Films Johnathan his place

    • @lanefehr3096
      @lanefehr3096 2 роки тому +5

      It’s not beating, it’s accidentally dropping her fists into him for a solid twenty five minutes.

    • @gnatfelton4117
      @gnatfelton4117 2 роки тому +1

      I'm just surprised she let him out of the cage for this one.

    • @brnby6645
      @brnby6645 2 роки тому

      Good

    • @skullchimes
      @skullchimes 2 роки тому

      oh that's what that video on the dark web was

  • @Deathranger999
    @Deathranger999 2 роки тому +531

    Your editor is absolutely amazing. I think you should let them out of the basement for an hour or two as reward.

    • @eivrela
      @eivrela 2 роки тому +8

      i think he first needs to let them stand up, then (when they earn it) walk, and so on.

    • @moralesanarosario3724
      @moralesanarosario3724 2 роки тому +3

      @@eivrela do they even eat?

    • @mediocreandworse59
      @mediocreandworse59 2 роки тому +14

      Nice try editor, back to the cage with you

    • @SailorMoonLogic
      @SailorMoonLogic 2 роки тому +2

      Editing long-form videos IS the reward.

    • @mudcradle
      @mudcradle 2 роки тому +1

      @@eivrela guys, guys, this isn't one of Simon Whistler's channels. Or is it....?

  • @TiiAye
    @TiiAye Рік тому +12

    30 cm is way too much room for jacks coffin

  • @Rune404
    @Rune404 2 роки тому +45

    Glad to finally hear you're letting Erin go, personally I think it was always weird you made up a girlfriend but glad to see progress 👍

  • @Ham_991
    @Ham_991 2 роки тому +1744

    Jack, I have to admit something deeply personal and a little bit strange… Your videos always put me in the mood to pickle carrots. I thought at first that it was your editing, but ever since you hired editors for you, the primal thirst to pickle carrots (fresh picked from my local community garden and/or my neighbour’s front lawn) has only grown. I swear, I’ve never had this happen to me before you! To be honest, I had never known how to pickle vegetables until I watched you for the first time, Mr. Johnsmovies, but now I’ve made a large business surrounding the sale of my pickled carrots and I’ve been turning in a large profit.
    …If I must confess further, I sometimes watch Jack To The Future just so I can get some pickling done. The way you say “hey guys, I’m super excited for today’s video”… even thinking about it makes me in the mood to pull out the jars!
    Oh gosh… it’s happening again…
    ~ AaAaAaAa!!! ~

    • @wrath1746
      @wrath1746 2 роки тому +106

      Thine carrot must be pickled

    • @adamfroisland203
      @adamfroisland203 2 роки тому +138

      This is probably the only actually cursed comment I've seen

    • @williambardell1073
      @williambardell1073 2 роки тому +54

      Glad to know I’m not the only one! There’s just something about the tone of his voice that makes me long for a good pickled carrot- store bought can never satisfy my urges, so I wind up making my own. Unlike OP however, I could never sell my produce, it just feels too personal.

    • @marka1784
      @marka1784 2 роки тому +15

      I knew I wasn't the only one

    • @turtledragon52
      @turtledragon52 2 роки тому +36

      I’ve finally found my people! Something about his voice really does just make me crave the rush I get from pickling carrots. Thank you for bringing this issue to light, I really felt we needed to discuss it.
      Running to the store to buy some new jars for this yiay 🏃

  • @saun.4720
    @saun.4720 2 роки тому +594

    It's still makes me shiver to this day, thinking about how Gnomeo had to sneak out against his family's will to meet Julliet, I was rooting for him the whole time, but whenever he broke rules it stressed me out, still does, from just thinking about it.

    • @robotjox77
      @robotjox77 2 роки тому +41

      If you get too stressed, just think about the gnome in the mankini. I know this always helps me out.

    • @brnby6645
      @brnby6645 2 роки тому +1

      Good

    • @emmitt0ther297
      @emmitt0ther297 2 роки тому +4

      Don’t worry too much because if anything went wrong Sherlock gnomes would help them in the sequel :]

    • @ItayMashiah
      @ItayMashiah 2 роки тому

      69 hehehehehehehehehehehehe

    • @silasjulich3514
      @silasjulich3514 2 роки тому +1

      This comment makes me want to say something about a ham sandwich being thrown at a wall, and I don't know how in the fuck you did it... thank you. I'm going to scream at a wall whilst I make lasagna in my dishwasher because I can do that for some reason. May the lord be with you.

  • @Strabius
    @Strabius 2 роки тому +8

    "Why would you ever want to attract frogs?"
    Clearly you've never heard about the classic "frog pit to woo your bisexual girlfriend" move.

  • @Liggliluff
    @Liggliluff Рік тому +9

    (12:40) π isn't circular. π is a constant, a ratio, a number of 3,141592653... and you can get to this number in many ways. One of the ways is circumference÷diameter, but that doesn't make π "round", whatever that means.

  • @accountmanager8728
    @accountmanager8728 2 роки тому +1678

    10:08 Personally, I feel like this was a disturbing change of pace for a YIAY episode. It made me extremely uncomfortable when Erin and her friends murdered Jack on camera, and gathered around to consume his deceased corpse. Gouging out his eyes was too far, even for me. Does this mean that Erin's hosting YIAY now?

    • @strap-on-fetustheoriginalk4494
      @strap-on-fetustheoriginalk4494 2 роки тому +42

      I was gettin those 2 girls one cup meets shawshank redemption vibez. Uwu

    • @morfy2581
      @morfy2581 2 роки тому +42

      No, they will grow a new Jack like they did last time.

    • @squidnipendleton3765
      @squidnipendleton3765 2 роки тому +25

      The first new episode: "yesterday I asked you how to hide a body!"

    • @FedraHere
      @FedraHere 2 роки тому +12

      Better than getting a leather face mask from my uncle, am I right ladies?

    • @squidnipendleton3765
      @squidnipendleton3765 2 роки тому +7

      @@FedraHere *canned laughter*

  • @CocoasArt
    @CocoasArt 2 роки тому +35

    I got 2
    How to start a cult and how to be weird
    👍

  • @abbystarheart1
    @abbystarheart1 2 роки тому +2

    Strengthening your pelvic floor helps with incontinence because often times your bladder leaks because the pelvic floor muscles are too weak to keep the pipe closed. It can also cause other organs to press down on the bladder

  • @hankgilchrest6061
    @hankgilchrest6061 2 роки тому +357

    I really like the part where Jack rearranged the bones of the dogs in chronological order

    • @brnby6645
      @brnby6645 2 роки тому

      Good

    • @ItayMashiah
      @ItayMashiah 2 роки тому +4

      69 hehehehehehehehehehehehe

    • @cat4laugh
      @cat4laugh 2 роки тому

      Yummy

    • @glumbortango7182
      @glumbortango7182 2 роки тому +5

      It was reassuring to see that a paramedic was on scene, the cries of terror were a bit much though? Like my guy if you wanna pet the dog so bad just take off the shackles smh 🤦

    • @TheGreenThunder1607
      @TheGreenThunder1607 2 роки тому +6

      Should've done it in alphabetical order, cause thats my kink

  • @SeanPAllen
    @SeanPAllen 2 роки тому +543

    Is it just me, or did Jack look really good in this YIAY? Though, I may be a bit biased because I watched him make it from his window.

  • @jokergoat6405
    @jokergoat6405 2 роки тому +37

    nothing's better than watching a jackfilm's video after a nice long piss 🥰😋

    • @L0rdOfThePies
      @L0rdOfThePies 10 місяців тому +5

      Nothing better than watching a jackfilms video after lapping up some dude’s piss from the toilet bowl like a dog
      (Ik im late im sorry)

    • @ractheraccoon
      @ractheraccoon 10 місяців тому +1

      @@L0rdOfThePies true

    • @Goobert234
      @Goobert234 10 місяців тому

      @@L0rdOfThePies im later than you

    • @L0rdOfThePies
      @L0rdOfThePies 10 місяців тому

      @@Goobert234 😔 you’re right

  • @McKaylaGamez
    @McKaylaGamez 2 роки тому +14

    Erin brutally murdering jack was a good addition to the video. I personally loved it when Jack said, “AAAAAAAAAAAAA” it was honest beautiful. I hope to see more of the content in the future Jack, or shall I say, Erin. Erin, what is the name of your cult? I really want to join.

  • @3wwerocks
    @3wwerocks 2 роки тому +1444

    Hey Jack! Just wanted to say I've always been a big fan! Love listening to Yiay while I empty out my piss jugs, this episode was the perfect length

    • @Pepagg8
      @Pepagg8 2 роки тому +31

      @@CleverPunShoe just squish more

    • @logestt
      @logestt 2 роки тому

      logestt

    • @brnby6645
      @brnby6645 2 роки тому +1

      Good

    • @skullchimes
      @skullchimes 2 роки тому +2

      idk why every time jack posts I have to run to the toilet because I will piss myself

    • @ItayMashiah
      @ItayMashiah 2 роки тому +1

      69 hehehehehehehehehehehehe

  • @WKogut
    @WKogut 2 роки тому +397

    Anyone else feels like Jacksfilms is ideal to watch whilst dissolving bodies?

    • @dmitryboardman9762
      @dmitryboardman9762 2 роки тому +21

      Yes, and I'm not even a mortician!

    • @nedzobanjevac
      @nedzobanjevac 2 роки тому +3

      agreed😇

    • @WKogut
      @WKogut 2 роки тому +11

      @@chap_0245 Yeah, but don't do it to babies, I'd be a waste of a good snack

    • @Maebytheway
      @Maebytheway 2 роки тому +6

      his whiny voice really covers up the sizzling

    • @Bilbosilius_Zwackelbaggins
      @Bilbosilius_Zwackelbaggins 2 роки тому +3

      @@chap_0245 It's fine as long as you apply the same rules as for preparing poultry. Remove excess fluids, cook them well done etc. Except for Nepalese babies. They are safe, can and *should* be eaten raw like a Wuhan bat.

  • @highquality5140
    @highquality5140 2 роки тому +5

    22:58 consider removing him from HIS life

  • @thealmightytor
    @thealmightytor 2 роки тому +2

    jack, im so happy you got a VIP pass to emoji movie 2! i know how much you loved the first one and couldn't wait for the sequel.

  • @ethanosweat
    @ethanosweat 2 роки тому +670

    Mr. Douglass, ever since I was 6, I’d always been self conscious of my height. As someone who has been 2”6 throughout my formative years and to this day as a 36 year old man, I’d always felt like my height was an obstacle rather than a quirk. To see you proudly upload your furry parenting tutorials in your XS youth gorilla fursuit really inspired me to not wear stilts to the anime convention when I leave the house. I had always wondered how I was only in the 1st percentile and not the 0th percentile of height, but you must be the reason why. Thanks Patrick, sleep tight.

    • @brnby6645
      @brnby6645 2 роки тому +9

      Good

    • @emalaw1329
      @emalaw1329 2 роки тому +14

      I like your use of his middle name that he almost never mentions

    • @glumbortango7182
      @glumbortango7182 2 роки тому +5

      Inspiring keep it up internet 👍

    • @watching9317
      @watching9317 2 роки тому +3

      Want to see my wiki feet?
      Just look up how to be a foot model in the wiki how

    • @TJMJordan
      @TJMJordan 2 роки тому +4

      I thought it was really wholesome until he started rocking a full one in front of the camera. That fur suit did NOTHING to hide it

  • @yabitch6949
    @yabitch6949 2 роки тому +502

    I got the "how to start a cult" right because I once was reading that wikihow and they gave an example of a cult based on cheese. I never forgot.

  • @Whathefox.
    @Whathefox. Рік тому +2

    Weird ad break... but I guess being lathered in ice cream was a stylistic choice to break the normality of ads.
    Still a fun video all around, ad break was the cherry on top for a good time.

  • @Icouldntcomeupwithaclevernames

    I really enjoyed the part where jack pointed the camera at the toilet and proceeded to crap blood for the rest of the video. Great stuff Jack keep it up!

  • @CsBercel
    @CsBercel 2 роки тому +1969

    Wow, Jack is no longer short!

    • @iamthekittycat
      @iamthekittycat 2 роки тому +21

      Its almost yiay 600 so we are on the right track at the perfect time, and the perfect time is always gonna be whenever its now, and now is always

    • @dagoose4373
      @dagoose4373 2 роки тому +6

      Yes but actually no

    • @recitationtohear
      @recitationtohear 2 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/MyFhsmJ5wzc/v-deo.html
      Don't miss This.

    • @skylinesandturnstiles9595
      @skylinesandturnstiles9595 2 роки тому +1

      long jack

    • @Schlong.
      @Schlong. 2 роки тому +8

      That’s debatable

  • @smeevca
    @smeevca 2 роки тому +193

    Fun Fact, the pi thing does work. Usually they say to use something like tooth picks, but I guess frozen hotdogs work, too. Pi shows up al over the place and there are tons of weird ways to calculate it

    • @illegalmemedealer3549
      @illegalmemedealer3549 2 роки тому +4

      Ratio

    • @loreleihillard5078
      @loreleihillard5078 2 роки тому +47

      @@illegalmemedealer3549 roughly 22:7

    • @rendann
      @rendann 2 роки тому +7

      @@loreleihillard5078 smart 100 big keanu chungus reeves funny reddit moment!

    • @rickzegooene2193
      @rickzegooene2193 2 роки тому +8

      Also the reason it works is that the hot dog will be in a random orientation in the 360 degrees when it lands. That's where the circle is, as Jack was asking.

    • @seronimo__7735
      @seronimo__7735 2 роки тому +1

      You may have a nice-ass frozen hotdog, but I just have a toothpick

  • @xxpromlggamerproxx
    @xxpromlggamerproxx Рік тому +5

    The part where Jack shoved Erin in the oven and turned it on at 450F was pretty wacky! Nice to see you are changing up your content!

  • @Imamotherfreakingavocado
    @Imamotherfreakingavocado 2 роки тому +6

    Really loved how you managed to get your hands on the butthole cut of cats, idk how you managed to do that but you have done the world a great justice 🙏🙏

  • @BinglesP
    @BinglesP 2 роки тому +1166

    Didn’t expect a half-hour long YIAY that isn’t a milestone special. But, I was looking for background noise, so I’m thankful!

    • @martito1014
      @martito1014 2 роки тому +46

      Lowkey a roast?

    • @protocool4493
      @protocool4493 2 роки тому +3

      @@martito1014 fr

    • @karlpoppins
      @karlpoppins 2 роки тому +8

      Yeah what was the last time he posted something actually good? I miss the days of his parodies, now his work feels rather repetitive, and it shows in his shrinking views, too. I certainly haven't followed him in more than a year. To be fair, he already had a great UA-cam career, so it's fine that he's now run out of ideas.

    • @noivernblast3366
      @noivernblast3366 2 роки тому +26

      @@karlpoppins wait pls tell me this is a copypasta

    • @ommy7672
      @ommy7672 2 роки тому

      Omg speaking of milestone special
      598!!!

  • @petergriffinfunnies
    @petergriffinfunnies 2 роки тому +310

    Jack uploading full length yiays is like my mom finally breastfeeding me again instead of giving me normal milk

    • @bloodlust_9890
      @bloodlust_9890 2 роки тому +7

      Bu... I killed her 15 years ago

    • @andrewprahst2529
      @andrewprahst2529 2 роки тому +15

      To me, the breastfeeding IS the normal milk.
      Sometimes mommy give me her special milk

    • @nataliezabel7757
      @nataliezabel7757 2 роки тому +5

      Loving to see them milky fans out there! Yum Yum! 😛

    • @aaroneb15
      @aaroneb15 2 роки тому +6

      @@andrewprahst2529 this is the most cursed comment i've seen yet

    • @peaceandlongboarding4283
      @peaceandlongboarding4283 2 роки тому +2

      Well my mom has been locked in my freeZer
      Mmmm ice cold breast milk

  • @silliest_gooose
    @silliest_gooose 8 місяців тому +3

    I really like the part where jack strips and dances on a pole for 4 hours straight. It's not very common for YAIAY
    to do something like that, but i think it's a nice detail to add for the kids. Thanks Mr jackflims👍🤣.

  • @NukaKappa
    @NukaKappa 2 роки тому +316

    Wow, Jack. You know I wasn’t super ecstatic when you asked the question “How to build a trap so frogs stop eating my pants while I’m wearing them” but it was a blast watching you go through trial and error for a full 1 hour and 56 minutes, unedited and uncut, to get the results you wanted. Congrats, relatable YIAY.

  • @miss.markers
    @miss.markers 2 роки тому +134

    For the “affirmative sleep talk one” I originally thought it would be something like “how to use subliminal messaging to get your kids to behave” and I’m giving myself that point lol

  • @kenjinate
    @kenjinate 2 роки тому +2

    Fantastic video jack! The way you demonstrated every single article that was shown was an enlightening experience! My favourite part was when you aggressively made out with your hand for a solid 5 minutes! Keep doing what you’re doing man :)

  • @asafupps
    @asafupps 2 роки тому +3

    PLEASE make this a series!

  • @TheMrMister
    @TheMrMister 2 роки тому +96

    Since everyone’s gonna think I’m joking anyway, sometimes, when I’m home alone, I like to get naked , cover myself in Vaseline and pretend I’m a slug.

    • @hyliastone286
      @hyliastone286 2 роки тому +13

      I've seen you. Do you have to do it in the middle of the shopping mall? I just want to watch the biweekly orgy in peace.

    • @lisav4483
      @lisav4483 2 роки тому +3

      Bro, me too! :D

    • @dagreatleaf9003
      @dagreatleaf9003 2 роки тому +2

      You should get an onlyfans to post those videos (and maybe a little r34 slug porn as well haha jk)

    • @quinintheclouds
      @quinintheclouds 2 роки тому +5

      coward. do it with gasoline like the rest of us

    • @hyliastone286
      @hyliastone286 2 роки тому +5

      @@quinintheclouds Hey, do you have a match?

  • @Lduck2
    @Lduck2 2 роки тому +505

    Jack can never escape his destiny as a furry. The more his hairline recedes, the bigger the beard will grow.

  • @KajinKnight26
    @KajinKnight26 2 роки тому +6

    When Jack started talking backwards and eating his own flesh I thought that was a great touch to this video very entertaining stuff I subscribed 👍🏾

  • @alexandriafaith2258
    @alexandriafaith2258 2 роки тому +1

    I have a bladder disorder. The preventing bed wetting is because many people are “holding” their pee even in small amounts and that constant stress on your pelvic floor makes you relax at night and piss the bed. Strengthen your pelvic floor muscles and you’ll have better control over it

  • @Flvoq
    @Flvoq 2 роки тому +260

    The choice to feed the dogs to a kid to make him get over his fear of dogs was pretty interesting

    • @watermellonman
      @watermellonman 2 роки тому +2

      Garfold

    • @fungirlninja
      @fungirlninja 2 роки тому +2

      Yeah, I wish the kid's crying was cut out though- I hate children

    • @couchmaster3773
      @couchmaster3773 Рік тому

      He really shoulda done the opposite. 'S better exposure therapy to just straight-up get eaten by dogs.

  • @pilegaardRas
    @pilegaardRas 2 роки тому +575

    I love these uncut videos, especially when Jack forgets to turn off the camera and we get to see him "feeding" the kids he keeps in his basement, but instead of food he just gives them rocks which they start beating each other to death with

    • @theorphanedpotato1879
      @theorphanedpotato1879 2 роки тому +11

      Especially When he makes the winner eat the bodies of his dead freinds

    • @magusperde365
      @magusperde365 Рік тому +6

      @@theorphanedpotato1879 raw human meat is underated

    • @Sam-Pound
      @Sam-Pound Рік тому +3

      ❤😳😝☺🤤🤤

  • @remember_this1336
    @remember_this1336 Рік тому +5

    8:32 this reminded me of a russian copypasta that is a literal guide to having your way with a female dolphin

  • @DavidBrown-nd7lz
    @DavidBrown-nd7lz 2 роки тому +1

    Hi Jack! Just read the pi article, that is how works. Pi shows up all over the place in mathematics, in probability, and infinite sums and all sorts of places. There is a circle, or properties of a circle that are hiding in that experiment that just aren't apparent, like majority of the places it shows up in math.

  • @maiaeliana888
    @maiaeliana888 2 роки тому +231

    Editor really nailed it on this one, really enjoyed all the little edits which made it even funnier. Jack though remains himself

    • @EyasD04
      @EyasD04 2 роки тому +8

      omg that sounded a little too much like a disappointed father talking about his 2 sons.
      where one is a disappointment and the other is awesome?

    • @warlordish
      @warlordish 2 роки тому

      Doesn't matter if he's still himself. He never existed anyways.

    • @lanefehr3096
      @lanefehr3096 2 роки тому +1

      Jack has to be himself or else he reverts back to John.

    • @morfy2581
      @morfy2581 2 роки тому +1

      The editor is jacks secret brother: John.
      And this commentor is obviously the father.

    • @seronimo__7735
      @seronimo__7735 2 роки тому

      Can the editor nail me next?

  • @scragar
    @scragar 2 роки тому +908

    The Pi estimating one works, if the lines are as far apart as the hotdog the odds of each hotdog intersecting a line are proportional to it's angle which should be completely random.
    Since there's exactly π radians before it's basically back to where it started(since it's the same either way up) the odds of it landing intersecting a line are approximately 1/π.
    Obviously though this only really works for hypothetical infinitly thin hotdogs, but for an approximation it does work.

    • @rebsjones139
      @rebsjones139 2 роки тому +39

      Ratio

    • @Karlyr_
      @Karlyr_ 2 роки тому +86

      @@rebsjones139 There's not even a ratio to be had here... Numberphile actually did it. See their "Pi and Buffon's Matches" video.

    • @vijayanand6650
      @vijayanand6650 2 роки тому +56

      @@Karlyr_ I think he was joking, becasue 1/pi is a ratio

    • @arnsta9208
      @arnsta9208 2 роки тому +6

      Math is so weird...

    • @PhaythGaming
      @PhaythGaming 2 роки тому +4

      @@Karlyr_ it's a joke. Please go to your nearest sense of humour store and get one. Thanks.

  • @starflyxxl8600
    @starflyxxl8600 2 роки тому +5

    14:40 how to experience the outside world as a discord moderator

  • @theresivy
    @theresivy 2 роки тому +3

    jack being genuinely confused as to why he got it wrong is gold to me

  • @DNVIC
    @DNVIC 2 роки тому +752

    I paused right before the question was asked at the end of the episode and went to look in the comments to see what people thought about the video, etc.
    Congrats jack, you just caused 5 minutes of pure unadulterated confusion and terror in my mind. That's something you can never live with.

    • @salembendeck
      @salembendeck 2 роки тому +59

      Bro what the hell are you talking about these comments are very normal and not at all cursed

    • @CairnOwl
      @CairnOwl 2 роки тому +29

      Are you alright my dude? These are just the regular comments?

    • @DNVIC
      @DNVIC 2 роки тому +34

      @@CairnOwl Must've been the shrooms acting up, they look normal now i think.

    • @lisav4483
      @lisav4483 2 роки тому +7

      Oh, he will have NO PROBLEMS living with that. ;)

    • @lockedwhisper5433
      @lockedwhisper5433 2 роки тому +10

      I prefer adulterated confusion, personally

  • @quinnypurry
    @quinnypurry 2 роки тому +749

    I think everyone just missed you jack, we can't make the comments cursed everyone is just too wholesome

    • @MrCrow-wj6qq
      @MrCrow-wj6qq 2 роки тому +2

      P.s. i dont really mean it. It was for yiay.

    • @mordekaihorowitz
      @mordekaihorowitz 2 роки тому +9

      @@annablle1874 Lmao thanks for you're service, bot

    • @SamTheMarioMan
      @SamTheMarioMan 2 роки тому +2

      I love how even the bot's getting in on this "cursed comment section" action

    • @mordekaihorowitz
      @mordekaihorowitz 2 роки тому +5

      lol "Annablle" coming in with the "fuck you, Quinny. Call me wholesome again I dare you"

    • @ettel8358
      @ettel8358 2 роки тому

      You donate to a streamer because you enjoy their content, how much money they make is irrelevant. You're paying them because you feel like you enjoyed their stuff enough to tip, not because you think they need money and you're giving a handout

  • @enderdude13
    @enderdude13 Рік тому +4

    Wow, great video Jack! But next time I suggest drinking with a wider straw, or omitting the straw altogether. However, if you are dead set on using that one you can find a supplier with a lower sperm count for easier sipping!

  • @HawaiiPart
    @HawaiiPart 2 роки тому +5

    Thanks for showing us your huge collection of "toys", Jack!

  • @drewdanaceau8844
    @drewdanaceau8844 2 роки тому +170

    Really gotta applaud John for coming forward about his crippling fear of bed-wetting. Made me tear up a little.

    • @Troixix
      @Troixix 2 роки тому +3

      We all got so excited we peed a little. In bed! :)

    • @davisdoesgamesreal
      @davisdoesgamesreal 2 роки тому +5

      Foolish mortals, embrace the piss. Become piss.

    • @brnby6645
      @brnby6645 2 роки тому +1

      Good

    • @skullchimes
      @skullchimes 2 роки тому +2

      I'm sorry but he can't talk right now, he's making PISS

    • @Nathan_Woods
      @Nathan_Woods 2 роки тому +1

      You need to face your fears, John.

  • @countessspiritclaws5465
    @countessspiritclaws5465 2 роки тому +386

    tbh i really loved the artistic expression piece of jack sitting in an empty white room slathering his entire body in lasagna until he was lost in the sauce. it was pretty creative when he glued the orange fur all over himself too, although I will admit the chunks of flesh among the fur definitely made me wonder where he acquired it from…maybe that’s why jack was sobbing uncontrollably at the end!

  • @kellenwalker6500
    @kellenwalker6500 Рік тому +1

    Found it wierd how you started chanting in a dark room for a couple of minutes, but it was a funny addition to the video!

  • @gemgem5916
    @gemgem5916 2 роки тому +6

    For the first one, I guessed “How to get pregnant” (because u have to work out what days you are ovulating). I got surprisingly close

  • @dariushcreates
    @dariushcreates 2 роки тому +434

    Ok not only are full length YIAY videos back… but 30 minute videos? This could be the longest YIAY ever since YIAY 500! (Not complaining)

    • @normalguy88
      @normalguy88 2 роки тому +4

      YIAY 500

    • @AdEngineer
      @AdEngineer 2 роки тому

      @アイカナ Have you heard about this new pizza place?

    • @dariushcreates
      @dariushcreates 2 роки тому +3

      @@normalguy88 oh yeah. I edited now

  • @theblusnake8603
    @theblusnake8603 2 роки тому +227

    Jack specifically asked for a cursed comment section but instead gets the most positive one.
    Truly the most cursed thing possible…

    • @ettel8358
      @ettel8358 2 роки тому +2

      It's because they didn't want to spoil the big twist of Ocarina of Time. Also, Sheik isn't an actual person, it's a disguised personality Zelda used to hide from Ganondorf. She disguised herself as a guy with magic, but Zelda herself still identifies as a female, so Sheik is female. It's a little confusing, I know. Just imagine a future Zelda that Link wasn't there to protect, so she had to train her own skills in order to survive, and she put on a fake mustache to hide herself(from Ganondorf), but switch the mustache with magic and that's basically Sheik.

    • @harrymacer2699
      @harrymacer2699 2 роки тому

      Unicorn testicles :)

    • @Charlie-fm6xe
      @Charlie-fm6xe 2 роки тому +2

      @@harrymacer2699 amen gamer

    • @aaronharris1092
      @aaronharris1092 2 роки тому

      Meat

    • @PovertyBears
      @PovertyBears 2 роки тому

      ratio

  • @spw5665
    @spw5665 Рік тому +1

    The cheese one freaked me out because I had SEEN that one before in high school when a friend and I were looking at wikihow articles. Holy shit, the cheese cult returned.

  • @alldrenchedinmilkholywater1673
    @alldrenchedinmilkholywater1673 2 роки тому +2

    we need more of these. this is hysterical

  • @ohnonotthegoldfish3559
    @ohnonotthegoldfish3559 2 роки тому +413

    it makes me nostalgic how jack's gone back to his roots and begun again to intersperse YIAY answers with low-quality footage of bloodied animal cages. And he's not just recycling content like he did last time! The heavy breathing and unintelligible screaming really brings jacksfilms into the modern era. Resubscribed

    • @allesman
      @allesman 2 роки тому +4

      bad day?

    • @ms.fukawa-hanamura3754
      @ms.fukawa-hanamura3754 2 роки тому +10

      My brother has you on a reversible pillow

    • @illegalmemedealer3549
      @illegalmemedealer3549 2 роки тому +3

      Ratio

    • @hyliastone286
      @hyliastone286 2 роки тому +6

      @@ms.fukawa-hanamura3754 I have you on a reversible pillow, Ms. Hanamura. On the other side is your son, Teruteru. *One of you will always be inside the other.*

    • @ms.fukawa-hanamura3754
      @ms.fukawa-hanamura3754 2 роки тому +5

      @@hyliastone286 unless you partially flip the reversible pillow

  • @koacado
    @koacado 2 роки тому +177

    I actually saw the frog article. I have way too many mosquitoes in my backyard so frogs would help a lot with that. There's also info on how to build nests for bats and obviously birds. Way better than mosquitoes.

    • @Adrianthepolarbear08
      @Adrianthepolarbear08 2 роки тому +13

      This is so cursed because wiki hoe actually helped somebody

    • @lanefehr3096
      @lanefehr3096 2 роки тому +7

      Wtf those skinny bugs were just trying to get a drink bruv

    • @brnby6645
      @brnby6645 2 роки тому +2

      Good

  • @ThatOddChickenHippie
    @ThatOddChickenHippie Рік тому +1

    I actually got the chicken one, but that will never stop me from giving beaky smooches to my future chickens. It didn't stop me before. I love those feather dinos.

  • @ashleybennett817
    @ashleybennett817 10 місяців тому

    John, the 19 minutes of Fortnite Funnies was uncalled for and honestly morally incomprehensible. But I’m so happy that you taught us how to do a deeper deep dab! Thank you, John!

  • @seraph7216
    @seraph7216 2 роки тому +141

    im glad jack has brought some positive attention to the cannibal community. people always seem really weird about it but its nice to be accepted by a big youtuber. to answer your question, yes! we do eat the eyes. they have a really nice texture, kind of like popping boba.

    • @bucketheadmud
      @bucketheadmud Рік тому

      fun fact humans cant actually eat other humans eyes due to chemicals in them that are toxic

    • @Shiffyyes
      @Shiffyyes Рік тому +11

      Testicles are near equally gratifying 😋

    • @imsotiredofthiscrap2341
      @imsotiredofthiscrap2341 Рік тому +7

      @@Shiffyyes that’s disgusting, why would you say that?!? testicles are too hard to bite through. the tip is clearly superior in taste and quality.

  • @RokuaGames
    @RokuaGames 2 роки тому +155

    "How to attract frogs" had my guess of "how to build a pond" and I'm taking that as a W.

  • @mageofchaos
    @mageofchaos Рік тому +3

    This video restored my fear of jack’s sexy elbows

  • @jadewilliams9059
    @jadewilliams9059 2 роки тому +1

    When Jack started screaming and the camera panned out and Eric was there with a baseball bat made my heart drop.

  • @thelastchannelonyoutube
    @thelastchannelonyoutube 2 роки тому +404

    I’ve seen so many cursed wikihow articles, so I’m used to the madness. But seeing Jack lose his sanity as he realizes that wikihow is a place where logic and reason go to die is just perfection.

    • @PovertyBears
      @PovertyBears 2 роки тому +3

      ratio

    • @lanefehr3096
      @lanefehr3096 2 роки тому +4

      They don’t go to die, they go to be reborn into wiki-heaven.

    • @Arvl.
      @Arvl. 2 роки тому

      Only today I learned that wikihow exist and i wont want to go there ever

    • @zidanetribal1406
      @zidanetribal1406 2 роки тому

      Where logic and reason go to die? Sounds like Twitter and the UA-cam comment section

    • @brnby6645
      @brnby6645 2 роки тому

      Good

  • @gregghxst2957
    @gregghxst2957 2 роки тому +106

    Did not expect jack to start reading explicit Garfield fanfiction halfway through

    • @lasagnalover_69
      @lasagnalover_69 Рік тому +6

      me neither

    • @shilo1775
      @shilo1775 11 місяців тому +1

      HELP IM CACKLING SKDJSFO

    • @L0rdOfThePies
      @L0rdOfThePies 10 місяців тому +1

      Jack doesnt give what you want but what you need amiright

  • @memoriam.victoriam
    @memoriam.victoriam 2 роки тому +2

    i NEED a part two

  • @lavender317
    @lavender317 2 роки тому +2

    The scene where Jack made out with his sister was great and all, but the part where he made out with his brother REALLY got me going

  • @Trixiethegoldenwitch
    @Trixiethegoldenwitch 2 роки тому +361

    15:07 - please drop a full version of Jingle My Bells (but it's Satan doing karaoke in hell)

    • @lizhorton8765
      @lizhorton8765 2 роки тому +21

      Jingle my Bells(Satan's Version)(From Hell)

    • @Cecil...
      @Cecil... 2 роки тому +11

      @@lizhorton8765 Jingle My Bells (Satan's Version)(From Hell)(Gone Wrong)(Gone Sexual)

    • @JasperWaters
      @JasperWaters 2 роки тому +2

      I'll jingle your bells

    • @lanefehr3096
      @lanefehr3096 2 роки тому +4

      Bells are meant to be jingled. Now sit down and let Santa handle this.

    • @brnby6645
      @brnby6645 2 роки тому

      Good

  • @JayTheDude-l1j
    @JayTheDude-l1j 2 роки тому +51

    "Why would you ever want to attract frogs"
    Someone tell him about the cottagecore lesbians

    • @patheticmortal373
      @patheticmortal373 2 роки тому +3

      I attract frogs for the biodiversity. Want to keep the local species happy

    • @electronicecstasy
      @electronicecstasy 2 роки тому +2

      I personally attract frogs to use as sacrifices for the gods

  • @oicirbaf239
    @oicirbaf239 2 роки тому +3

    I feel happy for Jack's new step in his career, I didn't know forehead transplants were possible.

  • @ihadastrokereadingthis
    @ihadastrokereadingthis 11 місяців тому +1

    great video! loving the trend you started of throwing parties then shoving people into the fridge. i think its a great way of preserving friendships and find the tips you gave throughout the video very useful and precise.

  • @pivotman64
    @pivotman64 2 роки тому +72

    That hot-dog pi thing is actually valid. It doesn't have to be hot dogs though. So long as whatever you're throwing is roughly line-shaped and the tape-lines are the same distance apart as your projectile.

    • @InnocentL
      @InnocentL 2 роки тому

      Amogus

    • @nangarranga
      @nangarranga 2 роки тому

      I found it funny that after the debate Jack had with himself about whether they were hotdogs or freezer pops, the article said that freezer pops (Otter Pops) could also be used.

    • @PovertyBears
      @PovertyBears 2 роки тому

      ratio

    • @Keznen
      @Keznen 2 роки тому +1

      So severed penises are good to go once they've sat in the freezer, yes?

  • @rednonfelix
    @rednonfelix 2 роки тому +22

    It's not a war crime if theres no one to write the history books

    • @trashcannt
      @trashcannt 2 роки тому

      But it is in our hearts and I think that’s what truly matters