The Best of the Spexy Beast: Alan Carr's FUNNIEST BITS on 8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown!

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  • It's Alan Carr's best bits on 8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown! Featuring Jimmy Carr, Sarah Millican, Joe Lycett and more!
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  • @Channel4Entertainment
    @Channel4Entertainment  4 роки тому +77

    What's your favourite Alan Carr moment?
    Watch FULL EPISODES: bit.ly/2vQu7Rm

    • @itsokay7989
      @itsokay7989 4 роки тому +3

      Finally, I am at peace! Thank you C4. ❤️

    • @kaylagranaghan6498
      @kaylagranaghan6498 3 роки тому

      Bloody love 💖 all of the cast gotta say sorry jimmy but my favorite is ........ All of yas 😂✋💗🙌

    • @brinsonopinion
      @brinsonopinion Рік тому

      There's really no choosing, but things with him do go especially right when they go very very wrong LOLOL!

    • @jelmervanlenteren773
      @jelmervanlenteren773 Рік тому +1

      I just LOVE A.C. but out of all that greatness, for one the Elton John thing is great. But they all are.

  • @chinaman1
    @chinaman1 2 роки тому +496

    The thing I love about Alan Carr is just how genuine and quick he is with his jokes.

    • @perkosherrigh7243
      @perkosherrigh7243 2 роки тому

      They all know the questions coming like 😂 it’s all pre arranged

    • @domenicoscot
      @domenicoscot 2 роки тому

      When I turn over and realise he's a guest, I turn it off again!

    • @bayoubilly5176
      @bayoubilly5176 Рік тому +14

      @@perkosherrigh7243 um there are no questions ... It's countdown not wilty or Qi... They film and improv about three to four hours and cut it down. There is behind the scenes stuff for years... Ppl are weird... "I'm going to go make up stuff even though thousands of ppl will know I'm wrong since I'm talking out my ass"

  • @otpyg13
    @otpyg13 4 роки тому +1176

    “Even I’m getting a semi” makes me laugh like an idiot every time I watch it. Easily my favourite one-liner of his.

  • @kenopsia9013
    @kenopsia9013 4 роки тому +577

    “The confettis rocks know what I’m sayin” IM STEALING THAT

  • @rushofblood994
    @rushofblood994 4 роки тому +823

    The bit about the hotel in Auckland had me in stitches 😂

    • @arhawkes
      @arhawkes 3 роки тому +40

      it's a bit crazy when you're having lunch and every few minutes you see people bungee jumping past your window

    • @camerontenardi7120
      @camerontenardi7120 3 роки тому +25

      I haven't laughed that hard in months. I had to re-watch it to see if it was actually that funny 😂😂

    • @64shem
      @64shem 3 роки тому +19

      It's a shame they think New Zealand is part of Australia though 😅

    • @78625amginE
      @78625amginE 3 роки тому +20

      It was great. Not to mention seeing Sean actually laugh automatically makes me chuckle

    • @elenax_
      @elenax_ 3 роки тому +11

      It’s true tho, you walk around by Skycity and get a massive fright cause someone’s plummeted down 😂

  • @andreaskarlsson5251
    @andreaskarlsson5251 4 роки тому +781

    "The two F's - fat and thick" gets me every time, such an underrated joke. :D

    • @drwoo6090
      @drwoo6090 3 роки тому +1

      Andreas karlsson fat and fick!🤦‍♀️

    • @marcsidanparker2373
      @marcsidanparker2373 3 роки тому

      @@drwoo6090 I assume it's about a bad grade being an F

    • @andreaskarlsson5251
      @andreaskarlsson5251 3 роки тому +10

      @@heartcrafts3426 Naawe, stop being so jealous just because said comedian is successfull and youre just an internet troll. ~~

    • @Purojannu
      @Purojannu 3 роки тому +13

      @@marcsidanparker2373 it’s probably not though. More likely a reference to the facts that 1) certain dialects of English pronounce ’th’ very much like ’f’, and 2) that there really is such a thing in education that is referred to as the three basic skills, the three Rs: reading, writing, and arithmetic.

    • @andreaskarlsson5251
      @andreaskarlsson5251 3 роки тому +1

      @@heartcrafts3426 ok? Dunno what youre responding to

  • @pippa_peg
    @pippa_peg 4 роки тому +652

    Alan: Can you help me love? Help me make a word.
    Joe: No
    *That's the spirit*

    • @oli2328
      @oli2328 3 роки тому +30

      A sassy gay and a sassy bi on the same team is chaotic good made real

  • @barbm2375
    @barbm2375 3 роки тому +183

    “They’ve gotta be seen together to make sense.”
    Pure gold.

  • @georgenegas-archive
    @georgenegas-archive 4 роки тому +374

    21:24 “And I like my women like I like my steak... rare”

  • @arhawkes
    @arhawkes 4 роки тому +327

    that bungee jump thing in Auckland is pretty unnerving the first time you see people flying past the windows

  • @katewells8146
    @katewells8146 2 роки тому +63

    when sean and alan were in the blindfolds i actually started sobbing because i was laughing so much

  • @ichigo7875
    @ichigo7875 4 роки тому +210

    I CANNOT TELL YOU HOW LONG IVE WAITED FOR THIS

    • @ichigo7875
      @ichigo7875 4 роки тому +7

      Ali kadf Ali İsmail oh piss off

    • @jaypaul8106
      @jaypaul8106 4 роки тому +7

      @@alikadfaliismail2833 get a life ya pervert

  • @markwarren38
    @markwarren38 4 роки тому +590

    you know when Alan carr is gonna be on that it's gonna be funny

    • @asherloat8570
      @asherloat8570 3 роки тому +3

      Na I find him really annoying

    • @markwarren38
      @markwarren38 3 роки тому +33

      @@asherloat8570 ahh don't be like that

    • @asherloat8570
      @asherloat8570 3 роки тому +2

      @@markwarren38 I mean, he can be funny. I mostly find his voice and the way he talks annoying

    • @adamatch9624
      @adamatch9624 3 роки тому +11

      Asher Loat we find you annoying

    • @GrumIsMe
      @GrumIsMe 3 роки тому +14

      I mean, he can get a belly laugh out of Sean Lock (5:10), that's no small task

  • @fishfinners505
    @fishfinners505 4 роки тому +182

    Alan Carr is a National Treasure

  • @AnelaEllaEh
    @AnelaEllaEh 9 місяців тому +4

    “It’s Alan dear IT’S ALAN I’ve come to see you today” My stomach hurts 😂

  • @rnw2739
    @rnw2739 3 роки тому +31

    "You've got Kylie, Heston Blumenthal, Gok Wan, Rose West....."
    😂😂😂😂

  • @jeffdawson2786
    @jeffdawson2786 3 роки тому +33

    Alan always lightened the mood of 8 Out of 10 Cats.

  • @mrsumptuous9329
    @mrsumptuous9329 Рік тому +20

    The way he just switches when he’s talking about the bungee jumping 😂 makes me cry of laughter. One of the few comedians who made Sean cry of laughter. Protect Alan at all costs!

    • @ruk2023--
      @ruk2023-- 3 місяці тому

      Protect him from what? Parasocial relationships?

  • @_Bnr_
    @_Bnr_ 4 роки тому +73

    So much chaotic energy… I love it!

  • @brianfinch3616
    @brianfinch3616 2 роки тому +14

    “And as for the cake…” tickled me so much more than it should hahah

  • @itsokay7989
    @itsokay7989 4 роки тому +546

    Alan is literally the best guest team captain(sorry Lee) and the only one I'd accept as permanent replacement for Jon or Sean. He's that good. One of funniest people on the circuit!
    Shame they didn't include the Elton John parody tho

    • @Stan_Halen
      @Stan_Halen 4 роки тому +27

      @Karl Papp To each his own mate.

    • @pseudonayme7717
      @pseudonayme7717 4 роки тому +7

      @Karl Papp Alan's pretty funny. Not easy on the eyes but amusing enough 😊

    • @Trubshaw2
      @Trubshaw2 3 роки тому +11

      It's okay And the worst by 1,000,000 miles is the Irish woman ailing whatever her name is

    • @esteban280889
      @esteban280889 3 роки тому +7

      Richard Aoyade

    • @dorrisgonnawreckyou7111
      @dorrisgonnawreckyou7111 3 роки тому +5

      wow i couldnt disagree more, his jokes are unfunny 75% of the time

  • @MitchCyan
    @MitchCyan Рік тому +8

    Alan’s betting shop glasses was Sean’s perfect brand of comedy.

  • @scouser2010ify
    @scouser2010ify 4 роки тому +60

    I love Alan his delivery is just brilliant

  • @roguishowl3915
    @roguishowl3915 2 роки тому +30

    Alan Carr is a bloody gem, love watching him so much, I’m always in tears. 🤣

  • @taras6806
    @taras6806 2 роки тому +53

    Absolutely brilliant. And also brings back memories of our late and truly great Sean Lock, to whose family I wish the absolute best.

  • @alisha5100
    @alisha5100 4 роки тому +60

    I was watching this with people around and this gave me such a case of the giggles

  • @pingudash2420
    @pingudash2420 4 роки тому +67

    the modesty curtain tho ahahah we need more of him

  • @ericrobles7671
    @ericrobles7671 Рік тому +4

    "so you recently got divorced"😂😂😬😬

  • @kaernonarnon9834
    @kaernonarnon9834 4 роки тому +61

    Jimmy- "You can use your tongues"
    Alan- "Oh please!"
    I love that man! He's hilarious!

  • @mrsumptuous9329
    @mrsumptuous9329 Рік тому +5

    I love how much you can tell Sean loves Alan. Always put a smile on his face.

  • @xghoulishgalx
    @xghoulishgalx 4 роки тому +138

    I'd be quite happy for Alan to become a permanent team captain

  • @ArtyMars
    @ArtyMars 2 роки тому +15

    The blindfold round was absolutely ridiculous 😂✌️

  • @theanarchyspud
    @theanarchyspud 4 роки тому +18

    "How shit is this hotel?!?!" My God its SOO funny

  • @Ludifant
    @Ludifant 3 роки тому +42

    Seans cake was apple-grumble.

  • @kerbelkerbel3522
    @kerbelkerbel3522 4 роки тому +146

    Jimmy: Alan, don't wander off
    Alan: 'Ere, that's like the other night, init?
    Sean: Imagine that with about 7 litres of pinot grigio inside him...

  • @trentoncrisp
    @trentoncrisp 4 роки тому +64

    "Dolce & Banana" that's all.

  • @ArckyWasAlreadyTaken
    @ArckyWasAlreadyTaken Рік тому +4

    I love that bunjee jumping story

  • @hereticwaffle5514
    @hereticwaffle5514 Рік тому +5

    18:11 I love how even the muscular dude, who usually do a very good job at not reaction, starts to smile and laugh in the background

  • @DrewDawkins
    @DrewDawkins 3 роки тому +11

    There's so much chaos at 9:40 and I love it.

  • @mythicalreid998
    @mythicalreid998 3 роки тому +114

    I feel like if Alan Carr and Elton John met they'd get on like a house on fire

    • @azylum1979
      @azylum1979 3 роки тому +4

      If the Jack Whitehall story about Elton is true, I bet you're right.

    • @mythicalreid998
      @mythicalreid998 3 роки тому

      @@azylum1979 What's the Jack Whitehall story? I don't think I've heard of it

    • @azylum1979
      @azylum1979 3 роки тому +6

      @Mythical Reid It's in his at large comedy special he is talking about his performance at Kensington palace, Elton John warns him not to bend over in front of him.

    • @mythicalreid998
      @mythicalreid998 3 роки тому

      @@azylum1979 Oh!.... I get it now

  • @Bencebruhh
    @Bencebruhh 2 роки тому +13

    Alan has to be one of the funniest comedians on this planet.

  • @3lttlbrds
    @3lttlbrds 3 роки тому +7

    It was so funny how he wore his glasses over his blindfold 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @robbert593
    @robbert593 4 роки тому +30

    Alan Carr is a national treasure!

  • @wrbball25
    @wrbball25 2 роки тому +7

    my god that blindfold bit had me in TEARS laughing

  • @harrysstephenkingreviews6385
    @harrysstephenkingreviews6385 2 роки тому +9

    They’re my balls, not Richard and Judy!!😂😂

  • @E-MAN979
    @E-MAN979 3 роки тому +9

    4:47 I love the picture that he paints I can imagine him freaking out lol

  • @isabellaangeline2175
    @isabellaangeline2175 2 роки тому +5

    I adore this man so much.

  • @Lou-lu9bg
    @Lou-lu9bg 4 місяці тому +1

    Sean: "is it Hair?"
    Alan: "it has 8 letters"
    Sean: "WIG!"
    🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @queermilkshake9990
    @queermilkshake9990 4 роки тому +32

    The glasses scene was like a young Elton John modelling glasses if it were 2013

  • @TheOriginalMasterOogway
    @TheOriginalMasterOogway 2 роки тому +5

    I genuinely love Alan Carr 😂

  • @susieconnolly3122
    @susieconnolly3122 4 роки тому +12

    Allan Carr is a real tonic ♥️♥️♥️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

  • @CaptChrispy
    @CaptChrispy 4 роки тому +26

    Jimmy Cah-ah-ah-ah-arr!

  • @kieranbutt798
    @kieranbutt798 Місяць тому

    "They say that eyes are the windows to the soul. Well why not add the mystery of a betting shop?"
    Absolutely pissed myself laughing😂😂

  • @basketanand
    @basketanand 2 роки тому +4

    I like Alan. You can tell he writes his own material.

  • @SteakBaked99
    @SteakBaked99 2 роки тому +16

    Well the divorce joke is no longer a joke
    Poor Alan I hope he’s doing okay

    • @Ali-sx7cn
      @Ali-sx7cn Рік тому

      What happened?

    • @AnelaEllaEh
      @AnelaEllaEh 9 місяців тому +3

      @@Ali-sx7cnHe actually got divorced last year he was with someone for 13 years and married to him 3 years

  • @lmm2103
    @lmm2103 2 роки тому +4

    That's hilarious, right before Catharine yelled OH SEAN! When he fucked up the pie, I yelled OH SEAN as well and I've never seen that clip before lol

  • @adamatch9624
    @adamatch9624 2 роки тому +5

    Rip Sean you will always be a legend

  • @garyrasberryjr.552
    @garyrasberryjr.552 3 роки тому +13

    Great clips. Only one missing is when he had the same dress as Susie.

  • @brinsonopinion
    @brinsonopinion Рік тому +1

    Just WHEEZING laughing, he's priceless!

  • @whoasked7192
    @whoasked7192 4 роки тому +44

    Its nice Jimmy brings his sister on the show , 😁

    • @Bart-tk9um
      @Bart-tk9um 4 роки тому +1

      Who Asked? Maxine Carr was on the show?

    • @whoasked7192
      @whoasked7192 4 роки тому +4

      @@Bart-tk9um I thought her name was Alan?

    • @Bart-tk9um
      @Bart-tk9um 4 роки тому

      Georgia Thompson is the whoosh for me? i havent even been whooshed

    • @whoasked7192
      @whoasked7192 4 роки тому +2

      @@georgiagrace190 No you was right he didn't get the joke you have no reason to apologise

    • @Bart-tk9um
      @Bart-tk9um 4 роки тому

      Who Asked? no i did get the joke, i just didn’t need to say “haha funny joke, here’s my own” before i added mine

  • @antisocial-elly6978
    @antisocial-elly6978 2 роки тому +3

    Lol he's talking about the sky tower in Auckland, proud new zealander right here😉

  • @carlosangel9404
    @carlosangel9404 2 роки тому +3

    I absolutely adore this man.

  • @jackeldridge8212
    @jackeldridge8212 Рік тому +6

    Jimmys ‘you recently got divorced’ joke hasn’t aged well😬

  • @daryljackson3430
    @daryljackson3430 5 місяців тому

    Alan Carr you are legend . You don’t have to say anything and I’m in stitches

  • @jonnewman6526
    @jonnewman6526 10 місяців тому +1

    I love the idea that Rose West has her own spectacles range. 😂😂😂😂

  • @eleanorcooke7136
    @eleanorcooke7136 2 роки тому +12

    That divorce joke aged like milk, didn't it?

  • @shortroundshthead2135
    @shortroundshthead2135 2 роки тому +2

    I talk in me sleep, I pisss the bed, BUT I NEVER...... lol

  • @kandicegiselle3519
    @kandicegiselle3519 3 роки тому +15

    I LOVE ALAN HE IS DEFINITELY HILARIOUS I WANT TO SEE HIM ON RUPAUL'S DRAG RACE

  • @encapsulated_nomad1359
    @encapsulated_nomad1359 2 роки тому +2

    Oh Alan. I love seeing that this is just his regular personality

  • @fgp0032
    @fgp0032 2 роки тому +4

    God Alan makes me laugh like no other, damn

  • @nutcaseneo191
    @nutcaseneo191 3 роки тому +6

    my life wouldn't be complete with out Mr Alan

    • @AnelaEllaEh
      @AnelaEllaEh 9 місяців тому

      See I need both Carr’s in my life then it’s complete 😊

  • @Hii-nk8tp
    @Hii-nk8tp 2 роки тому +6

    How ironic that 'm watching this today and its been announced that they're getting divorced today

  • @greyninja88
    @greyninja88 4 роки тому +8

    The funny thing is, the face that pops out of the GC clock actually looks like Scarlet Moffett. 😆

  • @dumper2dust
    @dumper2dust 2 роки тому +5

    RIP Sean :(

  • @jakeyplayz989
    @jakeyplayz989 2 роки тому +2

    Awww Sean lock ❤️❤️❤️ RIP Sean

  • @DruGunnersVR
    @DruGunnersVR 2 роки тому +2

    😆 🤣 😂 Alan is nuts... that was a good watch 😆 brilliant 😎

  • @Nick_C1997
    @Nick_C1997 9 місяців тому +1

    I know I’m not the only one that would buy the Alan Carr Countdown Alphabet Spaghett

  • @AbsoluteAbsurd
    @AbsoluteAbsurd 4 роки тому +28

    10:04 Alans been in a terrible Carr accident.

  • @CorridorJ
    @CorridorJ 3 роки тому +10

    3:59 Rachel looking like an absolute snack omg

  • @Fr00ter
    @Fr00ter 4 роки тому +4

    This compilation is gold

  • @offtheleashman
    @offtheleashman 3 роки тому +8

    11:43 jimmy wiping down the horn. he was ahead of the curve on covid

    • @Samld1200
      @Samld1200 3 роки тому +4

      People who wouldn’t do that pre covid are disgusting

    • @janhenson9616
      @janhenson9616 2 роки тому

      People had dog sh💩t hygiene practices before covid. Even still they’re very lax. But I’m so glad there’s more hygiene going around. I don’t mind dirt or bacteria, but I don’t want your snotty ear wax on my food.

  • @debbietrabeau3764
    @debbietrabeau3764 Рік тому +2

    I’m in America and I must say, I have really enjoyed watching all of the British comedians these pats 6 * months. All of u guys are hilarious. 😂.
    Your not like the comedians here. You cuss but it’s not forced every second word. And it’s always the fu*k word. All of them have wore it out.
    Easy laugh for them.

  • @jazstew987
    @jazstew987 2 роки тому +1

    Rose west glasses range 😂😂😂 decked!!!

  • @loverace3785
    @loverace3785 3 роки тому +2

    I love Alan 😂

  • @psychosoma5049
    @psychosoma5049 Рік тому +3

    1:45 didn’t age well did it? Lol

  • @Paglavc1
    @Paglavc1 2 роки тому +2

    @9:40 the way she throws the fork is so funny.

  • @hl8989
    @hl8989 4 роки тому +24

    Been waiting too long for an Alan completion I am supposed to be seeing his new tour in October

  • @lonniethomas2649
    @lonniethomas2649 2 роки тому +1

    That ending 😂

  • @KirstyMurrayx
    @KirstyMurrayx 2 роки тому +1

    dolce & banana and jimmys laugh😭

  • @doctorsuave
    @doctorsuave 4 роки тому +35

    I’d buy that modesty curtain in a heartbeat

  • @esteban280889
    @esteban280889 Рік тому +2

    the divorce line is relevant now

  • @alfiepardoe3841
    @alfiepardoe3841 4 роки тому +5

    This was amazing 😂😂

  • @eolsunder
    @eolsunder Рік тому +2

    One of my favorite Alan lines is I think when Lee Mack is also on and Jimmy says some sort of Joke, i don't remember what it was, and Lee commented that the Joke wasn't correct, and then Alan off camera goes "or funny..."

    • @snifferrr
      @snifferrr Рік тому

      something about "i didn't think that joke was your style because it's actually ___" and alan says "and funny" iirc

  • @eleanorwiltshire8602
    @eleanorwiltshire8602 2 роки тому +6

    Alan just announced his divorce 😔

  • @miss_kriss6022
    @miss_kriss6022 2 роки тому +4

    3:05
    Well this aged well........

  • @CloudsGirl7
    @CloudsGirl7 2 роки тому +2

    That Auckland hotel sounds like a TERRIBLE place to go sleepwalking. I mean, long before you get tethered up, the people running the jump would have made sure you're awake, but it still puts the image in my dopey little mind of someone (Alan) sleepwalking into such a situation only to be woken up by their inner-ears sounding the alarms as they fall. 😆

  • @InfinFox
    @InfinFox 3 роки тому +6

    21:15 yes that is the joke, thanks for explaining the humour there

  • @Charliem1994
    @Charliem1994 2 роки тому +1

    The host's laugh kills me

  • @wewper
    @wewper 2 роки тому +2

    15:36 You can get tapeworm from these glasses.

  • @rectify2003
    @rectify2003 3 роки тому +2

    Alans a genius 😀