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  • @Phoenix-ig3xt
    @Phoenix-ig3xt 3 роки тому +2113

    “Not really your kind of joke, because it is pleasant” “And funny!” 🤣🤣🤣

    • @lanedropify
      @lanedropify 3 роки тому +45

      The one about Rachel aging is truly brutal

    • @dallasl3688
      @dallasl3688 3 роки тому +70

      "Don't you say I'm a bloody beaver again."

    • @distantcoff7391
      @distantcoff7391 3 роки тому +10

      @@lanedropify
      You've had an extremely gentle easy breasy life if you "think" that or any of it was brutal, remember it's fake, it's mocking the actual events in school yards, government institutions, or most workplaces.

    • @bayoubilly5176
      @bayoubilly5176 3 роки тому +6

      @Etcetera considering the amount of money those cardboard flippers make. Pretty sure they could care less. Anyone working with Jimmy for a decade has a thick skin too....

    • @huginstarkstrom
      @huginstarkstrom 3 роки тому +11

      I don't like Allan Carr - but that joke made me spit out my tea!

  • @rgncajun21
    @rgncajun21 3 роки тому +1148

    I love Alan carr always chiming on the extra insult

    • @JK-vp2ux
      @JK-vp2ux 2 роки тому +20

      @Tejesh Patel Like a _beaver_ dam?

    • @acoyne174
      @acoyne174 2 роки тому +27

      "They're not expensive" 😂

    • @arbazsawar9317
      @arbazsawar9317 11 місяців тому +3

      "Or Funny" 😂

    • @justinwalker4475
      @justinwalker4475 11 місяців тому +2

      how the fck can you like alan carr....ohhhh i see

    • @justinwalker4475
      @justinwalker4475 11 місяців тому +1

      the most annoying person on the planet maybe

  • @marksaldanha2906
    @marksaldanha2906 3 роки тому +374

    The "Die Hard V" line was so underrated ... Brilliant and so quick from John !

    • @kolotoure3995
      @kolotoure3995 3 роки тому +6

      Rip Sean lock

    • @ArchieStiglitz
      @ArchieStiglitz 2 роки тому +3

      underrated or very obvious?

    • @burner472
      @burner472 2 роки тому +1

      No.

    • @kolotoure3995
      @kolotoure3995 9 місяців тому +1

      @@christopherhorner-ox4xn wrote that 2 years ago when the news first broke fella… Give your head a wobble?

    • @TrueMuslimGuy
      @TrueMuslimGuy 9 місяців тому

      You mean jon lol

  • @TheSweetLondonLife
    @TheSweetLondonLife 2 роки тому +118

    "What a team effort!" -Joe Wilkinson 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Gold!

  • @JoeBlac
    @JoeBlac 3 роки тому +329

    Ivo: I would say, Richard - I hate to be pedantic, but “when in Rome” …
    Richard: Yeah … this isn't “Rome” - just to be pedantic.

  • @jdixon390
    @jdixon390 3 роки тому +85

    "Oh just fuck off" may be Jon's funniest moment 😂😂

  • @hotosema6518
    @hotosema6518 Рік тому +76

    "What a team effort." Joe kills it every time.

  • @keithroberts6548
    @keithroberts6548 3 роки тому +1140

    Devastating news. Have been watching him through tough times and his wit and comic genius always cheered me. He will be missed by many.

    • @keithpringle3940
      @keithpringle3940 3 роки тому +8

      He sure will keithy!!

    • @strings1586
      @strings1586 3 роки тому +11

      Didn't know Lock died, when I saw your comment I thought you were referring to Carr. We have lost too many of the good ones these past two years.

    • @FinneousPJ1
      @FinneousPJ1 3 роки тому +5

      Alan Carr?

    • @davie8593
      @davie8593 3 роки тому +3

      Liar

    • @svmwasthesheet1971
      @svmwasthesheet1971 Рік тому +1

      Aww that's really sad I didn't know that. I was only watching compilations of him yesterday and said how he was one of my favourite comedians. 😔

  • @wopfrog007
    @wopfrog007 2 роки тому +27

    “This isn’t Rome, just to be pedantic.”
    ZING! 😂🤣😂

  • @teodare2450
    @teodare2450 3 роки тому +386

    So sad to hear about Sean, Rest In Peace

    • @michaelbarry5933
      @michaelbarry5933 3 роки тому +8

      A brilliant comedian has left us far too soon. RIP, Sean.

    • @kanedaku
      @kanedaku 3 роки тому +2

      WTF??!!!

    • @michaelbarry5933
      @michaelbarry5933 3 роки тому +6

      @@kanedaku He passed away after getting cancer. He was only 58.

    • @amystringer268
      @amystringer268 3 роки тому +1

      @@michaelbarry5933 Az
      . I @l a m

  • @TonyHavenMusic
    @TonyHavenMusic 2 роки тому +196

    I love how straight the brett domino trio keep their faces 😂😂 it extends the jokes so much

  • @iamtheuberscoot
    @iamtheuberscoot 2 роки тому +154

    Absolutely no one can demolish Jimmy Carr with a quick insult like Alan does

  • @dannywhite132
    @dannywhite132 3 роки тому +219

    I love how Suzies glasses activate her super powers

  • @JT-93
    @JT-93 Рік тому +20

    Jimmy's face when Lee yells out "PONTINS" 😂

  • @MrDylancurry
    @MrDylancurry 3 роки тому +152

    "PONTINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
    I'm dying 🤣

  • @airborne_seal
    @airborne_seal 2 роки тому +36

    My all-time favourite insult is when Jimmy went at Greg Davies and called him King Kong, but couldn't get through the joke without cracking up, think it's the only time he's ever delivered an insult where he couldn't even finish it. Love it 😂😂

  • @livb6945
    @livb6945 3 роки тому +122

    Sean proplerly owned at the end 😂

  • @amirali-ik8wv
    @amirali-ik8wv 3 роки тому +121

    8:00 "delightful news for someone who cares"
    What a line!!

  • @eleven864
    @eleven864 3 роки тому +352

    I've been non-stop binging Sean.... You've got me through lots of things. Spirits have been lifted, seriousness has been quelled and that is thanks to Sean. Well always return to you.
    It's pretty much a weekly thing I do anyway.
    But now when I see him laugh, it pangs my heart bittersweetly.
    Love ya

  • @lukeskywalker2913
    @lukeskywalker2913 3 роки тому +18

    "did they turn it upside down"
    "NO! No Jon"

  • @craigevans2445
    @craigevans2445 2 роки тому +10

    Comedy is about timing and wit...to feed off what another comedian has said....this show is pure genius...love it 👌

  • @whimsicallymad7580
    @whimsicallymad7580 3 роки тому +275

    Susie Dent is savage and I love her

    • @andrewleah1983
      @andrewleah1983 3 роки тому +1

      She’s rude but not in a funny way and tries too hard to be liked and funny.

    • @bernardoconnor5512
      @bernardoconnor5512 2 роки тому +10

      @Andrew Leah No, she doesn't you inept dweeb.

    • @HotShame0
      @HotShame0 2 роки тому

      @@andrewleah1983 i dont think anyone thinks any of them are rude, they are just having a banter. Calm your tits.

    • @DalionHeartTTV
      @DalionHeartTTV Рік тому +6

      @@andrewleah1983 Show me on the doll where Suzie hurt you.

    • @andrewleah1983
      @andrewleah1983 Рік тому

      @@DalionHeartTTV On my private parts. I’m ashamed to say I enjoyed it at first but now I know it was wrong.

  • @ShaktiShetty
    @ShaktiShetty 3 роки тому +21

    "What a team effort!" - Joe Wilkinson
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAAHA

  • @Maeshalanadae
    @Maeshalanadae 2 роки тому +6

    “Just turn it upside down..”
    “No…no, Jon!”

  • @ciara6359
    @ciara6359 3 роки тому +15

    Sean getting stumped by what jimmy said and then saying something back to him that then stumped Jimmy, who is basically unstumpable, was so strange ha.

  • @mrquirky3626
    @mrquirky3626 3 роки тому +329

    Where is the new series?!?!?.
    Mock the Week, Taskmaster and Would I Lie to You still were filming during the pandemic and Jimmy is a Lego man so he's the easiest host to disinfect.

    • @myrin265
      @myrin265 3 роки тому +7

      they were filming recently, i’m not sure how far they are into the series but a few fans met them outside the studio after an episode recording!

    • @ZanderKaneUK
      @ZanderKaneUK 3 роки тому

      **When??

    • @bayoubilly5176
      @bayoubilly5176 3 роки тому

      Probably after summer. Despite the pandemic ,they probably will not give us anything early. So probably fall...
      Like usual.

    • @zouchmusic
      @zouchmusic 3 роки тому

      @@myrin265 That's good to know!

    • @drwoo6090
      @drwoo6090 3 роки тому +4

      Now you know! 😢

  • @dingodelta
    @dingodelta 2 роки тому +8

    "Delightful News for Someone who cares" that's a good one.

  • @InkedGnome
    @InkedGnome 2 роки тому +41

    If they had shows like this in the US I likely wouldn't have stopped watching TV.

    • @jaymercer4692
      @jaymercer4692 2 роки тому +2

      Dunno if it’s the same as abroad but in the uk we can get a free app with all channel 4 shows. There is a fair bit of ads (still less than normal tv) but so ad blocker deals with those. So I still don’t watch the tv is it’s all online now.

    • @jacobl6714
      @jacobl6714 2 роки тому +4

      @@jaymercer4692 Yeah that's geolocked to just the uk I believe, otherwise I wouldn't have to wait a million years to watch Top Gear : p although I guess a vpn could get around it lol

  • @BrianC1664
    @BrianC1664 3 роки тому +98

    1:25 Alan Carr delivered that line so perfectly

    • @rakasin
      @rakasin 7 місяців тому

      He's brutal, gotta love him

  • @ajkichurants2185
    @ajkichurants2185 3 роки тому +74

    "what a team effort"

  • @pullingguard1212
    @pullingguard1212 2 роки тому +8

    "I hate to be pedantic but, when in rome"
    "This isnt rome just to be pedantic"

  • @johncapewell7520
    @johncapewell7520 2 роки тому +9

    You have to give it to Jimmy, he can throw harsh insults at people but can also laugh whenever an insult gets thrown back at him. People have to understand its all meant for a laugh. Not to be taken seriously.

  • @JesseLeeHumphry
    @JesseLeeHumphry 3 роки тому +86

    4:40 Tom talking to Jimmy about a Turkish hair transplant surgery.
    God the irony.

  • @TheMrBigJeff
    @TheMrBigJeff Рік тому +1

    I absolutely love “The red haired man walked into the room and said ‘why the fuck are you questioning me?’”

  • @ScottFreeman10
    @ScottFreeman10 3 роки тому +52

    R.I.P Sean Lock ❤️🙏🏼❤️🙏🏼❤️

  • @InservioLetum
    @InservioLetum 3 роки тому +1144

    Susie is secretly just as savage as Jimmy

    • @arthurbarnwell9220
      @arthurbarnwell9220 3 роки тому +113

      tbf she knows like every word so she can insult you without you knowing

    • @Thawhid
      @Thawhid 3 роки тому +6

      @@arthurbarnwell9220 😂that'll be terrible

    • @dafttassia1960
      @dafttassia1960 3 роки тому +7

      @@ping3791 what the hell are you on about?

    • @jg6022
      @jg6022 3 роки тому +3

      Jimmy writes her jokes.

    • @epictetus9221
      @epictetus9221 3 роки тому +20

      @@jg6022 Jimmy... and the same team of writers that writes Jimmy's jokes
      Edit: "Definitely not" was surely ad lib

  • @Cowmilker98
    @Cowmilker98 3 роки тому +105

    7:45
    "did you not direct a film.. called submarine?"
    "no, I rinsed my bum"
    Tremendously quick

    • @leslieq3401
      @leslieq3401 3 роки тому +1

      And also “this isn’t Rome, to be pedantic” was really quick I thought.

  • @Mischief157
    @Mischief157 Рік тому +8

    i love how lee laughs slightly at his joke about it being pleasant and then alan comes in with his "and funny" and lee loses it laughing!

  • @Chivite_
    @Chivite_ 3 роки тому +8

    that PONTINS!!! bit always gets me

  • @TheMadAfrican1
    @TheMadAfrican1 4 місяці тому +2

    Susie and Allan Carr always seem to have the best insults for Jimmy. Susie especially. Whenever she has a retort to anyway it's always really funny.

  • @nelsonclub7722
    @nelsonclub7722 3 роки тому +18

    Susie's burns were savage

  • @pippa_peg
    @pippa_peg 3 роки тому +29

    "Could you use that in a sentence?"
    "The red haired man walked into the room and said why the fuck are you questioning my word...."
    Snappy Mitchel😂

  • @MrVassago89
    @MrVassago89 3 роки тому +24

    3:32 - Jimmy shit himself 🤣🤣🤣

  • @longtailgt
    @longtailgt 3 роки тому +28

    10:58 I like how Joe shouts 'What the fuck' in the background

    • @lukeskywalker2913
      @lukeskywalker2913 3 роки тому

      I believe it was Joe who said it

    • @longtailgt
      @longtailgt 3 роки тому +2

      @@lukeskywalker2913 what wrong did I say then?

  • @samgarrod4781
    @samgarrod4781 3 роки тому +51

    I had the good fortune to work behind the bars when Lee was working at Pontins in Hemsby. I remember none of it.

    • @skullsaintdead
      @skullsaintdead 3 роки тому +3

      Ohh omg its a holiday park, being Aussie, I thought it was a garden/hardware store, like Bunnings. I thought it'd be kind of cute, Lee in a green apron with dust and dirt all over it, helping little old ladies get their dandelions.

    • @Thishandleisavailabl.e
      @Thishandleisavailabl.e 3 роки тому +5

      @@skullsaintdead you don’t buy dandelions you buy dandelion killer

    • @skullsaintdead
      @skullsaintdead 3 роки тому +1

      @@Thishandleisavailabl.e that doesnt sound so charming, now does it?

    • @smrriles5668
      @smrriles5668 3 роки тому

      @@skullsaintdead dandelions can be used to make a poison that would kill little old ladies

    • @skullsaintdead
      @skullsaintdead 3 роки тому

      @@smrriles5668 Neither funny nor charming. You guys must be really irritating to be around irl.

  • @kevysrandomstuff5835
    @kevysrandomstuff5835 3 роки тому +9

    This has to be the best show since The Young Ones

  • @Mar-gf1sm
    @Mar-gf1sm 3 роки тому +11

    The best one, 10:40
    I laughed, & then giggled like a kid @ Jon's wish for Jimmy.

  • @mattymatty8259
    @mattymatty8259 3 роки тому +5

    "Go and eat a big bowl of shit"... 😂🤣

  • @SuperGoatGazer
    @SuperGoatGazer 11 місяців тому +1

    8:20 I love how it seems no one understands what haired means and David Mitchell is genuinely perplexed 😂

  • @georgemorley1029
    @georgemorley1029 2 роки тому +4

    3:20 is devastating. So well delivered.

  • @FanFicnic
    @FanFicnic 2 роки тому +13

    I love Tom I’m so glad his career is going well 💙🤍💙🤍💙

  • @yomper1967
    @yomper1967 3 роки тому +8

    A great bunch of comedians one of my fav shows..

  • @Raao1
    @Raao1 3 роки тому +9

    Elton John's hands bit was perfect. His hands does look like sausages

  • @druss69harad61
    @druss69harad61 3 роки тому +13

    If you can make Sean Bean smile you're doing it right lol

  • @0623kaboom
    @0623kaboom 3 роки тому +21

    the best insult ever is ... my little brother ate the scrabble tiles and his poop makes more sense than you do ...

  • @Katya_Lastochka
    @Katya_Lastochka 2 роки тому +4

    I'm gonna miss Sean's randomness. You never knew what direction he'll go. The Norm Macdonald of the UK.

  • @gasser5001
    @gasser5001 3 роки тому +7

    God this show is fantastic. RIP Sean.

  • @pedrofelippe8716
    @pedrofelippe8716 3 роки тому +13

    Life support joke was brutal lol. Loved it.

  • @1pauljs
    @1pauljs 3 роки тому +4

    Jim is so savage the way he reads pre written jokes off those cards

  • @kevinnimmo2621
    @kevinnimmo2621 Рік тому +1

    Lol Jon got Sean at the end with that one 😂😂😂

  • @strayxxiii7601
    @strayxxiii7601 Рік тому +1

    10:35 "Jon, would you like a hug?"
    "I would like for you to eat a big bowl of shit..." 😂

  • @abxorb
    @abxorb 2 роки тому +1

    When they sprayed all the confetti along with all the noise to top it off with a creepy clown....I felt Jon's pain. 😥

  • @c0d3_m0nk3y
    @c0d3_m0nk3y 2 роки тому +25

    I love the British humor. Wish we had something as dark and evil in Germany. Even tough its generally fine to swear on German TV, this is on a whole different level.

    • @caedypls
      @caedypls 2 роки тому +4

      You did have Hitler

    • @jacobl6714
      @jacobl6714 2 роки тому

      @@caedypls I was gonna say, kinda set the bar on dark and evil, despite subsequent attempts by russia, china, and in the last few years my own country of America unfortunately : /

    • @saelind73
      @saelind73 2 роки тому

      @@jacobl6714 "last few years" comedy gold. lol

    • @jill2318
      @jill2318 2 роки тому +1

      Das ist wahr :) Sowas in Deutschland wäre mal was, aber mit der Comedy geht es hier echt bergab.

    • @PeanutsAssorted
      @PeanutsAssorted Рік тому

      I'm afraid you're forcing me to steal a Robin Williams joke... did you ever consider that you killed all the funny people?

  • @crazychips123
    @crazychips123 3 роки тому +10

    It’s still sad to see these clips and then remember Sean is gone :(

  • @mesmith7015
    @mesmith7015 3 роки тому +13

    Dang Jon has some wit.

  • @borismuller86
    @borismuller86 3 роки тому +53

    I was at school with Daisy Cooper and she was just as funny back then.

    • @samueldavenport495
      @samueldavenport495 3 роки тому +1

      No way! Nice

    • @nicosmind3
      @nicosmind3 3 роки тому

      So not funny, well, not many girls are funny when at school anyway

    • @chrisjones5411
      @chrisjones5411 3 роки тому +41

      @@nicosmind3 Virgin alert!

    • @emmad4308
      @emmad4308 3 роки тому +16

      @@nicosmind3 well she's funnier that you are

    • @yawningkitty457
      @yawningkitty457 3 роки тому +9

      @@emmad4308 And prettier....

  • @brendanharris2902
    @brendanharris2902 Рік тому

    All I can think of when I hear the countdown clock running is....this is britain.. this is britain...this is britain..😂😂😂

  • @ConorWalker03
    @ConorWalker03 3 роки тому +20

    10:50 Joe’s reaction 🤣

  • @djimma5080
    @djimma5080 3 роки тому +12

    My mom used to have curtains like them shirts back in the late 80s

  • @anotheruserism
    @anotheruserism Рік тому +1

    Yep all this time later Joe saying What a team effort in response to john getting tconundrum in 2 seconds is still funny

  • @villain222
    @villain222 Рік тому +1

    I don't think Jon gets enough credit for his cleverness.

  • @pkune5158
    @pkune5158 Рік тому

    Richards comeback with this aint Rome was brilliant

  • @garethmaybury5218
    @garethmaybury5218 3 роки тому +7

    The end of this vid was the best part.

  • @sakinapdf
    @sakinapdf 3 роки тому +8

    Richard said he played an ice cream cone in the movie. Well, he must've been paid hundreds and thousands ;)
    (lame but my entire life is lame so do what you will random stranger on the internet)

  • @Rozzajames
    @Rozzajames 3 роки тому +13

    Aw man, I’m gonna miss you Sean 😢

  • @BeeGee1004
    @BeeGee1004 3 роки тому +17

    Love you forever, Sean ❤️

  • @bellcstu
    @bellcstu 3 роки тому +10

    Won’t be the same without him …was a ever present…funny dry wit fella

  • @CM_CM_
    @CM_CM_ 3 роки тому +14

    Bret Domino Trio are fab, would heavily encourage looking at Rob J Madin's other work too, his other more 'proper' singing voice is amazing! Sounds a bit like Bruno Mars

  • @1992pkc
    @1992pkc 3 роки тому +8

    Still sad that you're gone Sean 😢

  • @NibberKSmooth
    @NibberKSmooth 3 роки тому +5

    Nothing better than great comedians jousting, love it.

  • @continentalrcinglg
    @continentalrcinglg 3 роки тому +26

    You should do a CatsDown compilation of contestants who were Doctor Who guest stars (Bill Bailey, Greg Davies, David Mitchell, Jessica Hynes, obviously Catherine Tate, etc.).

    • @smrriles5668
      @smrriles5668 3 роки тому +5

      I don't think they should

    • @jonsirulesx9929
      @jonsirulesx9929 2 роки тому

      Catherine Tate did a show without watching any previous episodes, and didn't actually understand what she was supposed to do. The worst, and most embarrassing, guest I have ever seen on the show.

  • @mattasticmattattack8546
    @mattasticmattattack8546 Рік тому +4

    Rachel makes me smile I love this show

  • @no_peace
    @no_peace 3 роки тому +5

    Haha Alan was out for revenge

  • @saffsuff
    @saffsuff 3 роки тому +21

    They reason I love British entertainment is because it's very British and very entertaining.
    people with pens playing letters and numbers.
    These people deserve to be famous unlike American shows depending on production and lavish spending to carry them.

  • @samlawless8002
    @samlawless8002 3 роки тому +13

    RIP sean :(

  • @smithyc2051
    @smithyc2051 3 роки тому +14

    Savage comedy at its finest 😂🤣

  • @hopelesslyaverage9300
    @hopelesslyaverage9300 2 роки тому +1

    I would have given anything to hang with Jimmy and Alan Carr, Sean Lock, Jon Richardson, Joe Wilkinson, and anyone else one this show would spare the time in a studio for a day (RIP Sean Locke who was fucking brilliant).

  • @oliviatucker1950
    @oliviatucker1950 3 роки тому +9

    I think Alan turned the tables on you Jimmy

  • @4Everlast
    @4Everlast 3 роки тому +4

    3:34 Jimmy soiled his pants. xD

  • @origamichik3n
    @origamichik3n 8 днів тому

    - I'm not going down that hole.
    - Definitely not.

  • @aerialattrition3016
    @aerialattrition3016 3 роки тому +10

    Here for Sean 😔

  • @alessandroantolini2679
    @alessandroantolini2679 3 роки тому +13

    Saying someone looks like they’re from guess who is a great insult because U can use it on anyone

  • @personpeopleperson
    @personpeopleperson 3 роки тому +7

    RIP Sean Lock

  • @dollywallace9
    @dollywallace9 3 роки тому +36

    Is there a little context about the “butlins” “pontins” thing I’m missing?

    • @trippydrew8492
      @trippydrew8492 3 роки тому +41

      In a jokey way they are rivals, Lee Mack worked for Pontins, Saying he worked for Butlins is saying he worked for his rival.

    • @aleclancaster
      @aleclancaster 3 роки тому +8

      @@trippydrew8492 or possibly a joke that maybe he's suggesting that pontins is better and butlins is a bit cheap when in reality they're both pretty cheap.......either way it works.

    • @matthewjames5621
      @matthewjames5621 2 роки тому +2

      Butlins and pontins are pepsi and coca-cola

  • @melissawright1979
    @melissawright1979 25 днів тому

    PONTINS!!! Had me crying 😊

  • @richardpaxford5792
    @richardpaxford5792 3 роки тому +1

    Ah, Cirencester. Fuck that place! 😂

  • @Hela89
    @Hela89 3 місяці тому +1

    Rest in peace Sean Lock

  • @twmlloyd5257
    @twmlloyd5257 Рік тому

    "and funny", that was class

  • @r.g.9717
    @r.g.9717 Рік тому

    4:55 They failed to mention that Noel Fielding played a glittery vampire 😂

  • @marmichaux7520
    @marmichaux7520 Рік тому +4

    Vegan taxidermy!!! LMFAO!! Ah, Sean. So weird, brilliant, & hilarious all at the same time. Miss him so. 😞