New Zealand Today - Guy Williams finds the cheapest house in New Zealand

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  • Опубліковано 8 сер 2018
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  • @mrultra6655
    @mrultra6655 4 роки тому +601

    Anyone binging these videos

  • @jesslynch94
    @jesslynch94 6 років тому +293

    “more fellas like you?”
    “More fellas like me!”
    “Awh well I don’t wanna go then”
    LMFAOOO

    • @jahpap7090
      @jahpap7090 4 роки тому +1

      Sheesh what was that about bruce jeesus

    • @coxnballs
      @coxnballs Рік тому

      Funny how nobody bats an eyelid at blatant racism from Maori people.

  • @rockybond42
    @rockybond42 6 років тому +482

    I have no connection to New Zealand whatsoever, but damn, this guy is funny!

    • @DV7Dave
      @DV7Dave 5 років тому +59

      I'm glad you think so, because so many people here hate his guts! He is an undervalued legend for sure.

    • @lisanewzealand
      @lisanewzealand 5 років тому

      I live there...join my channel

    • @crankfastle7919
      @crankfastle7919 4 роки тому +2

      He’s great. He used to be on tv a lot more.

    • @nelsonhunt8554
      @nelsonhunt8554 4 роки тому

      Same with me

    • @bruhmis
      @bruhmis 4 роки тому

      Then go away

  • @anthonysmaharaj
    @anthonysmaharaj 6 років тому +128

    entertainers delight haha gets me every time

  • @fayeharrison1741
    @fayeharrison1741 3 роки тому +37

    My family had a "get a way" home in Runanga, 5 minutes outside of Greymouth
    that house sold for $9,000 in 2009.

  • @julee5939
    @julee5939 3 роки тому +11

    "New Zealand today" randomly popped up on my suggested watch list, so thankful! Literally Love Guy Williams... bloody brill!! 😂❤️👍

  • @NelsonMandela1999
    @NelsonMandela1999 4 роки тому +16

    Guy William's has grown on me. Funny man he is.

  • @duncanwallace7760
    @duncanwallace7760 2 роки тому +4

    I quite liked Greymouth. I bought an quality umbrella there at the hardware store with strengthening cord to each spoke so the wind wouldn't destroy it.

  • @jameea8230
    @jameea8230 6 років тому +93

    Hey Guy if you wanna come back and visit again it'll be our pleasure to show you round the house now, it looks way different now.

  • @thedappercook
    @thedappercook 2 роки тому +2

    It's criminal that every episode is not on UA-cam.

  • @jeremy_sr
    @jeremy_sr 4 роки тому +103

    Greymouth is the most depressing town I have been to in New Zealand

    • @xwhite2020
      @xwhite2020 4 роки тому +7

      Is it grey?

    • @tangiers365
      @tangiers365 4 роки тому +5

      Greymouth was cool visiting from Aussie enjoyed the rain

    • @bobbyhill1156
      @bobbyhill1156 4 роки тому +1

      So I guess you have never been in Invercargill yet..

    • @karensheep7141
      @karensheep7141 4 роки тому +8

      90 percent of NZ is depressing, so considering that, it must be pretty horrible.

    • @jeremy_sr
      @jeremy_sr 4 роки тому +4

      @@karensheep7141 so you've been to 90% of towns in new Zealand??? That's quite a big mission if you ask me

  • @nicogibbs2314
    @nicogibbs2314 6 років тому +70

    They should change the channel name to "Jono and Ben ᵃⁿᵈ ᵍᵘʸ"

    • @evltwin984
      @evltwin984 4 роки тому +3

      Nah just guy is fine. Those other 2 fucktards impersonating comedians can drown in a sewer

    • @mrd6438
      @mrd6438 4 роки тому +2

      Jus guy!!! the outher too suk!!!

  • @yee6205
    @yee6205 6 років тому +16

    Lol you're right about “the further down the country you go the cheaper the house is" because my mum owns a house in Southland and she bought it for $1000

  • @craigstenhouse679
    @craigstenhouse679 2 роки тому +2

    I grew up in Aucks...Moved to Greymouth 29 years ago...I'm still on the West Coast and still fn lovin it!

    • @TheStarsAlly
      @TheStarsAlly Рік тому

      Don't bloody listen to these wankers. The west coast is my favourite part of NZ. Born in Chch, lived in Auckland for 7 seven years moved back to Chch, and I will never ever forget arthurs pass through to Punakaikai and all up the west coast. I think about it all the time. Untameable, wild, stunning. I would love to get a tiny house and live there for a while. Papanui chch, and prissy northshore auckland are far more fucking depressing than the west coast like jesus christ its horrible.

  • @robbiebalboa
    @robbiebalboa 4 роки тому +13

    2:22, Greg Daley: We’re in a drought
    Everyone in Australia: Hold my beer.

  • @santiagokiwi3187
    @santiagokiwi3187 4 роки тому +8

    Guy it's okay. Even us Eastern South Islanders are terrified of the West Coast.

  • @garrymcdonald5456
    @garrymcdonald5456 2 роки тому +2

    Nightcaps in the late 80's were selling houses for 50-200 dollars.

  • @folautuinukuafe9985
    @folautuinukuafe9985 4 роки тому +8

    @1:25 that’s my house in central auckland, awkward LMAO

  • @Liface
    @Liface 4 роки тому +5

    I think Greg Daley and his bro there are legitimately descended from hobbits

  • @raptorboost7859
    @raptorboost7859 6 років тому +6

    Thx bro. That helped out a lot.

  • @Draconorst
    @Draconorst 6 років тому +11

    At one stage they were selling houses in Bluff for a dollar, I think shadbolt bought a few.

  • @hemiedwards217
    @hemiedwards217 3 роки тому +4

    So it's Guy's fault that property prices everywhere outside of Auckland, including Huntly has gone up in the last few years.

  • @miltonknowlestheinsanewitc4996
    @miltonknowlestheinsanewitc4996 4 роки тому +6

    The best part about Greymouth is there snow fucking Auckland is there it's why Reefton is so good as well and I can say that I've lived in both towns

  • @aaronimpactnz
    @aaronimpactnz 6 років тому +80

    That $1 reserve house that sold in Greymouth was on Maori lease land.

    • @jameea8230
      @jameea8230 6 років тому +25

      aaronimpactnz true it was but we're moving it to another section once the lease runs out

    • @ryanlow4961
      @ryanlow4961 4 роки тому +6

      A maori bought the house, it's still Maori land.

    • @BelowTheSURFace.
      @BelowTheSURFace. 3 роки тому

      @@jameea8230 What? Are? You?

    • @jameea8230
      @jameea8230 3 роки тому

      @@BelowTheSURFace. 😂?

    • @jameea8230
      @jameea8230 3 роки тому +6

      @@ryanlow4961 funny guy. Technically wrong, the people that own the house didn’t want to be on camera so their son in law (my husband) did it instead.

  • @aloavilisoni-richards4319
    @aloavilisoni-richards4319 4 роки тому +7

    No one:
    Guy: $6000!!!

  • @ji4tt
    @ji4tt 5 років тому +9

    "Heaps of whitebait?" HAHAHHAOIDHSOFIOFNEWWJNF

  • @kimsherlock8969
    @kimsherlock8969 3 роки тому +1

    Guy Williams
    However you create
    I appreciate
    Thankyou

  • @BrofessionalMaori
    @BrofessionalMaori 4 роки тому +1

    I'm obsessed with Guy William!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @anon420anon
    @anon420anon 5 років тому +2

    I'm so glad this has finally reached America. Thanks reddit!

  • @ryanmchugh2709
    @ryanmchugh2709 3 роки тому +2

    Saw a house for sale in Murupara for $49k, even had windows

  • @kheilasreti4535
    @kheilasreti4535 4 роки тому +2

    $6000!!!
    $6000!!!
    $6000!!!
    $6000!!!
    Yes

  • @christopherhoward6944
    @christopherhoward6944 4 роки тому +3

    HEY as a Hamiltonian i have to say... yeah keep goin

  • @Lenny-ue8hk
    @Lenny-ue8hk 4 роки тому +8

    If anyone here doesn't know, theres now a full show of this

    • @poonibbler4203
      @poonibbler4203 4 роки тому

      No this is a segment on the jonk on ben show which is just pc garbage these days. Guy is the only good part of the show

    • @Lenny-ue8hk
      @Lenny-ue8hk 4 роки тому +4

      @@poonibbler4203 I know, but the segment has since been adapted into a full show on Three at 9:45pm. 8 episodes, currently 4 or so in.

    • @fecklesssheep473
      @fecklesssheep473 4 роки тому

      I don't see the point of making 'New Zealand's Cheapest House' its own show - if it's actually the cheapest then they'd just keep coming back to the same place. Not good entertainment.

    • @Lenny-ue8hk
      @Lenny-ue8hk 4 роки тому +8

      @@fecklesssheep473 ...that's not what it is. This video is from a segment called New Zealand Today which has just had an 8 episode show on TV3. They do a different story every time.

    • @fecklesssheep473
      @fecklesssheep473 4 роки тому +13

      ​@@Lenny-ue8hk Oh. I see. Given that context my comment is really absurd.

  • @jahdensmith6016
    @jahdensmith6016 5 років тому +2

    It's cool how I can see my house

  • @zaynobmth
    @zaynobmth 5 років тому +5

    SIX THOUSAND DOLLARS!

  • @hollyprice3013
    @hollyprice3013 6 років тому +1

    That children's house is in Wanganui lol

  • @gracewhiting4412
    @gracewhiting4412 6 років тому +10

    Gut Williams looks like garret watts

  • @merileecarreon5510
    @merileecarreon5510 6 років тому +97

    Guy reminds me of garret 😂 Shane Dawson’s friend hahh

  • @scottnix4991
    @scottnix4991 3 роки тому +5

    There are actually places to park a car in Greymouth and cheap housing too. Good enough for me. Dear God, it's November 2020 in the United States of Asylum. (Asylum as in a mental institution) I wish to relocate to New Zealand seeking Asylum (Asylum as in political refugee). I could be the charming expatriate from Texas. I have Tall Tales and real spurs. I would work on my Māori language skills as well. Māori with a Texas twang? How can y'all pass that up?
    OK I didn't want to drop names but Jacinda pretty much told me I could come. No, really she did. We talked just yesterday. Lovely woman.

    • @minxthedog2769
      @minxthedog2769 2 роки тому

      I realize this comment is a year old but i still cant swallow it. Jacinda is biggest fakest piece of s#*t in new zealand

  • @jee424
    @jee424 5 років тому

    hilarious😂😂😂😂

  • @ElleHartStrings
    @ElleHartStrings 6 років тому

    As a Vancouverite I get it.

  • @tigerlocc7176
    @tigerlocc7176 6 років тому

    HAHAHAHAHAHA
    SHOUT OUT GUY WILLIAMS

  • @gracedu2
    @gracedu2 2 роки тому

    Comedy genius.

  • @sally-annward375
    @sally-annward375 3 роки тому

    Hawkes Bay most houses here are between 400k for a flat or 800k-1m for a 3/4 bedroom

    • @Shay.e38
      @Shay.e38 3 роки тому +2

      daam don't even get the whole bedroom anymore

  • @michaelkapp6444
    @michaelkapp6444 Рік тому

    I didn't stop at Hamilton, I am not a mad man...

  • @samschofield500
    @samschofield500 6 років тому +2

    Bloody entertainers delight

  • @vanessacallmev2524
    @vanessacallmev2524 3 роки тому

    I left Auckland 30 years ago so I could buy a house in the South Island. I’ve gone from a $48,000 villa to it’s now worth $320,000 30 yrs later 😁👍

    • @samdactyle7099
      @samdactyle7099 3 роки тому

      To be honest that nothing comparing to a house that got sold last week in Auckland, Owners bought it for 625k last year and sold it for 1.35m this week.

    • @vanessacallmev2524
      @vanessacallmev2524 3 роки тому

      @@samdactyle7099 I didn’t own a house in Auckland though, and in 30 years never would hence moving down to the South Island where I could and did. Wasn’t interested in profit... I just wanted my own home and 30 years ago I got it while ALL my friends in Auckland 30 years later are still renting. That was my point.

  • @ButterNubby
    @ButterNubby 4 роки тому

    My friend actually lived in this house :O

  • @jasemsaleh796
    @jasemsaleh796 6 років тому +2

    That was house only no land. You can get cheaper houses in Auckland.

  • @shaylarose5318
    @shaylarose5318 3 роки тому

    I paid $83.000 for my 3 bed 1/4 Acer section on the westcoast, just an hour from greymouth.

    • @discordantfungi2741
      @discordantfungi2741 3 роки тому

      When did you buy that?? Not sure if that sort of thing is still around... or is it? Have seen a few around 150000. I'm thinking of moving to the Coast. Only place I could probably afford a house haha. Also, it's choice.

  • @clip-it7741
    @clip-it7741 Рік тому

    Woooooow haaahaaas🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @douglasgreen2842
    @douglasgreen2842 5 років тому +2

    $6000 DOLLARS!!

  • @maxkunesh2132
    @maxkunesh2132 6 років тому +2

    Haha yes

  • @stephcurry5920
    @stephcurry5920 4 роки тому +2

    We know you had a real puff in that house...

  • @berttroubleyn3475
    @berttroubleyn3475 Рік тому

    Didn't quite catch the price of the house in Greymouth, could somebody hysterically repeat it, please?

  • @annakeye
    @annakeye 4 роки тому

    I got the fuck outta Greymouth over three decades ago and almost all of my immediate family have left. It is a horrible place. The coast road, heading north and Hokitika environs, in the southerly direction, are fabulous. But Greymouth? No, nah, nyet and nein.

  • @araliss-taylasavaii6609
    @araliss-taylasavaii6609 3 роки тому

    The seig out the window

  • @malcolm9994
    @malcolm9994 4 роки тому

    you want to get a jacket that fits you mate !

  • @brittenv1000
    @brittenv1000 6 років тому +1

    6 grand! I'm there!

    • @jameea8230
      @jameea8230 6 років тому

      brittenv1000 yup. Cost us over 20K to renovate tho

    • @admiralgoodboy
      @admiralgoodboy 6 років тому

      Jamee A still cheaper than buying a a 150 to 400 k house

    • @jameea8230
      @jameea8230 6 років тому

      Yes true

  • @TheGrumpyScotsman
    @TheGrumpyScotsman 5 років тому +2

    I'm guessing Auckland is like the Wales of New Zealand?

    • @minime453
      @minime453 5 років тому +1

      Its like the Dublin

    • @WayToManyAssassins
      @WayToManyAssassins 5 років тому +5

      London of NZ

    • @TheTruthKiwi
      @TheTruthKiwi 4 роки тому +3

      Aucklanders think it's the london of New Zealand but it's more like Clacton

    • @larry7036
      @larry7036 4 роки тому +1

      @@TheTruthKiwi haha thats funnier than the entire video

    • @joeleyden8463
      @joeleyden8463 2 роки тому +1

      And Dunedin is Glasgow

  • @kodiebundz7296
    @kodiebundz7296 4 роки тому +1

    We brought our 2nd house for exactly 1000

  • @myslavelife
    @myslavelife 4 роки тому

    Why isn't it called /WatchJonoAndBenAndThatOtherGuy?

  • @evltwin984
    @evltwin984 4 роки тому +5

    6k chuck it on a truck & drive it up to aucks

  • @jackfootemoji9077
    @jackfootemoji9077 4 роки тому +1

    Should've gone to Ohai

    • @DuchessTonii
      @DuchessTonii 4 роки тому +1

      thats so funny ... I wanted to write that too. Can still buy a house for $ 85000 in Ohai

  • @santiagokiwi3187
    @santiagokiwi3187 4 роки тому +1

    Guy: What makes Greymouth such a great place to live?
    Random: Climate
    The west coast has nasty weather all year round wtf

    • @flowinsounds
      @flowinsounds 3 роки тому +1

      that's right. Stay in auckland.

    • @santiagokiwi3187
      @santiagokiwi3187 3 роки тому

      @@flowinsounds Don't live in Auckland but good guess

  • @bellerewaludvigsen2144
    @bellerewaludvigsen2144 3 роки тому

    Guy is crazy

  • @TheAbrantino
    @TheAbrantino 2 роки тому

    In my city 100.000 euros you buy an amazing house

  • @TheProudKiwi
    @TheProudKiwi 4 роки тому

    Was that a deka??

  • @evilscarecrow8455
    @evilscarecrow8455 6 років тому

    Hi

  • @jaymekarina
    @jaymekarina 4 роки тому

    How'd I never see guy when he was in my fucking town 😭😭

  • @Htrac
    @Htrac 5 років тому

    What would be the UK equivalent of Greymouth?

  • @DecentKiwi
    @DecentKiwi 4 роки тому

    Rotorua? There cheap there used to live there

  • @colourphil8263
    @colourphil8263 5 років тому +3

    Im cringing yet entertained at the same time @Guy Williams

  • @olliefoxton1193
    @olliefoxton1193 6 років тому

    There’s a house for sale in Queenstown for a dollar

  • @eboysix
    @eboysix 3 роки тому +2

    Thank you Guy for repeating $6,000 multiple times because I parsed it as $600,000 at first.

  • @Itssmial_Ova
    @Itssmial_Ova 3 роки тому

    Update: That cheapest house is now worth a cool $850,000.
    Wait now it's $860,000
    Shit now it's $875,000
    Fricks sake now it's $890,000
    STAHP!!

  • @dlow690
    @dlow690 4 роки тому

    The last guys pretty as💙

  • @Tim_Shu
    @Tim_Shu 4 роки тому

    Are houses still cheap in Huntley lol

  • @sepsism138
    @sepsism138 4 роки тому +3

    I miss DEKA.

  • @andysaputra
    @andysaputra 4 роки тому

    $6k?

  • @RosalieF1
    @RosalieF1 2 роки тому

    Was that Jason Statham on the waterfront?

  • @happyputt9709
    @happyputt9709 4 роки тому +1

    In Greymouth, prostitutes $6 yes $6.Crazy!

  • @ozza26
    @ozza26 4 роки тому

    Bored in quarantine.

  • @Alskdoenfkemfnek
    @Alskdoenfkemfnek 4 роки тому

    that guy who said $750k though.. where??

  • @brody4567
    @brody4567 5 років тому +2

    Whats wrong with Hamilton?

  • @snoopy13946
    @snoopy13946 3 роки тому

    And I thought Australian TV was bad. Sheesh.

    • @stevehunt914
      @stevehunt914 Рік тому

      Yet here you are watching it, without pants. Sheesh.

  • @tobymcghie3678
    @tobymcghie3678 3 роки тому

    go to Eketahuna and buy a house for $4.50 and a big mac

  • @roycesenon2456
    @roycesenon2456 4 роки тому +1

    Whatever happend to nz TV

  • @Deezu25
    @Deezu25 4 роки тому

    Jaffa’s

  • @shedtime_au
    @shedtime_au 4 роки тому

    BFD. I bought a house on 1/3 acre - freehold - for NZ$15,000 in 2013. Recently sold it for double. And it wasn't in frickin' Greymouth, or even in the south island.

  • @mydude6309
    @mydude6309 6 років тому +2

    Hamilton? Oh damn you meant the town .....

    • @mydude6309
      @mydude6309 6 років тому

      @Biggie Smalls twas A joke and yes he meant city sorry

  • @4teeth
    @4teeth Рік тому

    CANCELLED BRO CANCELLED

  • @aylaedwards2968
    @aylaedwards2968 4 роки тому +1

    OMG a fukn deka lmao

    • @sclark9011
      @sclark9011 3 роки тому +1

      i was told it has been bought by the iwi and they will sell power tools the new name is Blackndecker !!!

    • @aylaedwards2968
      @aylaedwards2968 3 роки тому

      @@sclark9011 lmfao

  • @jameslane9595
    @jameslane9595 4 роки тому +4

    No one's "ripping us off", over half of Auckland are first generation immigrants who often come here with a lot of money and with the mindset that the best way to make money is to invest in and speculate property. That's literally the entire problem. You can build as many new, terribly planned and low quality houses as you want (spear headed by companies originating from the same country that caused the problem in the first place) but there will always be an infinite number of buyers to purchase those too.

    • @jameslane9595
      @jameslane9595 4 роки тому +1

      I've seen websites that are written entirely in Chinese that list every house in New Zealand and all their details, down to the racial demographic surrounding it. It's like kids in a candy store for them. People are retarded for ignoring this.

  • @BawlzOfuzz
    @BawlzOfuzz Рік тому

    What on earth is P?

  • @MsAlien911
    @MsAlien911 2 роки тому

    I live in greymouth. Prob Maori leasd land

  • @shortwidgets
    @shortwidgets 6 років тому +11

    New Zealanders are odd. Hahaha

  • @sienamcmillan7860
    @sienamcmillan7860 6 років тому

    65th like 😂

  • @eww198
    @eww198 Рік тому

    -300 dollar's

  • @davidfinley7766
    @davidfinley7766 Рік тому

    New Zealand Humour is an oxymoron.