Literally happens in real life😂 Dorney park, in Pennsylvania which I’m visiting in just 2 days got it’s first coaster in like 12 years a couple months ago
That was exactly my inspiration for the park. The signs are all painted over industrial safety isotype, the half-batwing on Payload Race is held up with random pieces of wood, and the description is a tf2-update-style blurb written by Saxton Hale "embellishing" the park and poorly hiding the fact that the rides and giftshops are repurposed weapons of mass destruction.
17:50 Actually in tf2, at least on older maps (or at least on 2fort), both teams have distinct architectural style. The red teams buildings look like farms, since they are usually made out of wood, with haystacks and fake cows, while the blue teams buildings are more industrial, reminiscent of factories. That would have been a good way to add more variety to the rides
The kritzkrieg/Atomizer are based off of 2 character class weapons in the game Kritzkrieg gives medic unlimited kritz while the atomizer is a melee weapon that allows Scout to triple jump
There should be a Spy themed coaster that’s just a huge empty lot, and in the middle of it is a paper mask on the ground with a picture of an epic rollercoaster on it.
I would legit kill for a valve theme park, might be because I'm a bit of a Fanboy for valve games but I genuinely think a valve theme park (kind of like Disney land but like a lot smaller) would be extremely fun
This guy gets it. The bases in every map being mirror images of each other isn't just for gameplay reasons--it plays into the fact that RED and BLU are being played for fools by the same company. It actually took me extra effort to mirror the tracks, since the game doesn't have a mirror tool.
If valve made a theme park they'd have like 3 really good rides that you eventually get tired of riding after 20 years of not getting any new ones that aren't just the same reskinned ride with new merchandise at the gift shop that you go through to exit the ride.
I could imagine a collab with Valve and Universal to create a huge themed area based on their IP's would be a literal match made in heaven. All their current IP's would be easy to make lands and rides for and I feel like Valve would be all for the oppurtunity to make a highly detailed area filled to the brim with references and easter eggs fans would hunt for. They're IP's wouldn't be too difficult to make rides out of either however I could see TF2 as the only IP to get rollercoasters since it kind of fits to the tune of the game anyway, while HL and Portal would be movement simulators similar to the Spiderman ride or Harry Potter and the Forbidden Journey at Islands of Adventure. They could also retheme everything for Halloween Horror Nights with Left 4 Dead
_"Good morning & welcome to The Black Mesa Research Facility. This tram is provided for the security and convenience of the Black Mesa Research Facility personnel. The time is 8:47am. Current topside temperature is 93 degree, with an estimated high of 105. The Black Mesa research compound is maintained at a pleasant 68 degrees at all times."_
The final part of the Portal 2 coaster is a Heroes of the Storm meme that was popular in Korea at the time. Similar to the Ralof meme. Mainly a round circle or black hole changes into the Heroes of the Storm logo, and the character who is sucked into it becomes the new champion of Heroes of the Storm, and is greeted by Uther, the person in charge of the tutorial. The point of this meme is that this much effort was put into it just to troll.
4 things about the Half-Life themed area: 1. If there was a carousel ride, I think it would make more sense if it would look more like the Antimass-Spectrometer 2. If there was a ride where you would escape from City 17, I think It would be less of a rollercoaster and more something like Rise Of The Resistance at Disney. 4. I think it would be pretty cool (something for if everything was an entire park itself) if you would ride the Black Mesa tram into the park.
when i was a kid, I had this dream of creating and managing my own big Amusement Park just like Disneyland or Universal, i spent my days in schools sketching rides and lands of my favorite games, they were all valve I was really happy watching this video :)
The Valve theme park splits into tf2 theme park and one of the rides should be like “Soldier’s Rocket Jump”, it’s like one of those rides that go really high up and back down real fast.
Since you asked for some clarification, here it is; -The kritzkreig is a weapon that grants the patient of the medic higher damage output - the atomizer is a weapon that allows the user to triple jump -DeGroot is the last name of the demo, a drunkard.
More than likely someone in the community where you brought awareness to it has the additional contents still on their drive and will upload it to Google Drive in a loud access. I had that problem before where a mod was just completely missing, but someone had it on a random Google drive.
This makes me think of an idea I had, playstation home but hosted by valve, where there are the main zones of valve games and then all the different games that partecipate
What would make a coaster like that insane irl is some sort of buttons the riders have to press at certain points to effect parts of the ride and determining who ends up getting ahead. Like if enough people press the buttons during a certain point it will switch the other team to a different track that's slightly longer.
UA-cam randomly recommended me this video. I had no idea it was MY PARK. I'm flattered to be put after that amazing portal 2 coaster--Browneyes put in so much more detail in every inch than me. Though I didn't intend my notice about the missing files to be quite so...sarcastic. The missing files included capture point sounds, round end sounds, and a sentence-mixed intro by the Administrator that accompanied the lift hill. Unfortunately, I don't have the files anymore, so even if the bug is fixed I can't put them back.
Its so sad that Valve's franchises have so much potential in them and we get so little... Yes, they may do LOUD announcements on HL2 and HL Alyx memorable dates in November and May 2025, but we need way more!
If they created a theme park, one of their most thrilling coaster will have special access everyone has access to but they aren’t allowed to talk about it.
I would kill for a Bethesda theme park. Imagine walking through a recreation of a Fallout or an Elder scrolls town like in star wars galaxies edge at Disneyland. Those games have as much world building as star wars. Or think of the rides based on some of their other games they could do like a Doom rollercoaster where you ride down to hell and there's animatronic demons. It would be funny if they had a Wolfenstein area but of course that would be extremely controversial.
Bro, I’ve had thoughts of this, a Portal themed rollar coaster that “tests” the riders on their physical capabilities, a city 17 land where the combine are in control and have some sort of alert going off every hour or so, a left 4 dead 2 ride similar to those shooter arcade games but it’s a ride. I’ve dreamt of this, I’ve seen it in my minds eye. If I owned land and was building a theme park, I would go to valve to see if they’d want their own section.
I know that the atomizer is a weapon, kritts kreek could be a reference to getting a crit hit? For those who don't know: DeGroot is demo's last name (Tavish Finnegan DeGroot), that's why it's called "DeGroot's Drunken Dive-bomber'" also Payload is a game mode in TF2 :)
If Valve made a theme park, it'd get like one new ride opening every 10 years or something.
theyd open a ride, renovate it a few tears later then leave it to rot, and wouldnt desconstruct it or lock the entrance to the ride
Literally happens in real life😂
Dorney park, in Pennsylvania which I’m visiting in just 2 days got it’s first coaster in like 12 years a couple months ago
And every ride they do add raises the bar for rides
@@k90v85there would be so many lawsuits from this 😂
every ten years if were lucky
A Mann Co. Park where all the rides are crumbling apart is something that would actually exist in the tf2 world
barely held together with literal duct tape.
That was exactly my inspiration for the park. The signs are all painted over industrial safety isotype, the half-batwing on Payload Race is held up with random pieces of wood, and the description is a tf2-update-style blurb written by Saxton Hale "embellishing" the park and poorly hiding the fact that the rides and giftshops are repurposed weapons of mass destruction.
Well, mercenary park is almost exactly that
XD
I now want to make this
Not gonna lie, a Valve amusement park sounds like a Defunctland documentary speedrun waiting to happen
@@EugenijusKrenis you’re saying that like its a bad thing
Ya It's not always a bad thing
Would probably be good as something like inside of like a universal or something or like a Six Flags
The scaled down citadel in the middle of the park would go hard as hell
It would be our Disney castle 😂
@@Eyepoke42”A Breen come true.”
17:50 Actually in tf2, at least on older maps (or at least on 2fort), both teams have distinct architectural style. The red teams buildings look like farms, since they are usually made out of wood, with haystacks and fake cows, while the blue teams buildings are more industrial, reminiscent of factories. That would have been a good way to add more variety to the rides
i always noticed that REDs base always looked more run down compared to BLU, specifically on 2fort and doublecross
A RED wooden coaster and a BLU steel coaster would be cool
They could definitely afford it. Imagine one day Gabe decides to try to innovate in theme parks, I’m sure they could actually manage it.
Especially since Valve games go so hard on visual storytelling and that’s a major part of Theme Park Design
Yeah it would be interesting to see it in 40 years
The kritzkrieg/Atomizer are based off of 2 character class weapons in the game
Kritzkrieg gives medic unlimited kritz while the atomizer is a melee weapon that allows Scout to triple jump
@@TheRealClaylex Also, for some reason, the Atomizer is in that big bowl on Hydro.
A Valve theme park would be my Disney. And I would have no regrets throwing money at it.
I hate coasters but i’d 100% check it out if it was valve themed!!
Well if 2 things are certain
1. You sold me on Planet Coaster
2. These are freaking awesome and a Valve theme park would rock. I'd be there alot
There should be a Spy themed coaster that’s just a huge empty lot, and in the middle of it is a paper mask on the ground with a picture of an epic rollercoaster on it.
That would go hard
This comment made me laugh :)
I would legit kill for a valve theme park, might be because I'm a bit of a Fanboy for valve games but I genuinely think a valve theme park (kind of like Disney land but like a lot smaller) would be extremely fun
Same here man. Same here
A theme park where to enter you need to take a ride on a train that brings you to a recreation of city 17 would be perfection
18:02 That's kind of the point of the game. That's why these brothers have been trying to kill each other for about a century.
This guy gets it. The bases in every map being mirror images of each other isn't just for gameplay reasons--it plays into the fact that RED and BLU are being played for fools by the same company. It actually took me extra effort to mirror the tracks, since the game doesn't have a mirror tool.
Wait, so did Frontier fix the issue?
Oh that would be SICK I would go on a D.O.G themed ride cuz he's my favorite :)
If valve made a theme park they'd have like 3 really good rides that you eventually get tired of riding after 20 years of not getting any new ones that aren't just the same reskinned ride with new merchandise at the gift shop that you go through to exit the ride.
There would sadly only be 2 rides :(
Entendi a referência 😂
5:56 thats how you know its a true valve theme park
I could imagine a collab with Valve and Universal to create a huge themed area based on their IP's would be a literal match made in heaven. All their current IP's would be easy to make lands and rides for and I feel like Valve would be all for the oppurtunity to make a highly detailed area filled to the brim with references and easter eggs fans would hunt for. They're IP's wouldn't be too difficult to make rides out of either however I could see TF2 as the only IP to get rollercoasters since it kind of fits to the tune of the game anyway, while HL and Portal would be movement simulators similar to the Spiderman ride or Harry Potter and the Forbidden Journey at Islands of Adventure. They could also retheme everything for Halloween Horror Nights with Left 4 Dead
I can see a water slide based on the pipe from section from portal 2
hop on the barnacle ride! it's truly neck-snapping fun!
For me a coaster themed around the intro to Ep. 1 when D😢😢OG throws the van into the Citadel and you plummet down would be a must.
You gotta ride a long boring tram to enter
So just like every disney park then?
_"Good morning & welcome to The Black Mesa Research Facility. This tram is provided for the security and convenience of the Black Mesa Research Facility personnel. The time is 8:47am. Current topside temperature is 93 degree, with an estimated high of 105. The Black Mesa research compound is maintained at a pleasant 68 degrees at all times."_
@@CathodeRayKobold just like every park. Not just Disney. Edit: most parks
A personality core rail ride would be cool. Like how they ride their rails in the games.
Always get lost in the rabbit hole of imagining a theme park of my favorite games and studios
Mannland could be canon lmao
Just crazy enough
I'd do anything to have a chance to be inside Portal 2, especialy old Aperture.
I can imagine portal 2 just being where you get sucked into a pipe
The final part of the Portal 2 coaster is a Heroes of the Storm meme that was popular in Korea at the time. Similar to the Ralof meme. Mainly a round circle or black hole changes into the Heroes of the Storm logo, and the character who is sucked into it becomes the new champion of Heroes of the Storm, and is greeted by Uther, the person in charge of the tutorial. The point of this meme is that this much effort was put into it just to troll.
4 things about the Half-Life themed area:
1. If there was a carousel ride, I think it would make more sense if it would look more like the Antimass-Spectrometer
2. If there was a ride where you would escape from City 17, I think It would be less of a rollercoaster and more something like Rise Of The Resistance at Disney.
4. I think it would be pretty cool (something for if everything was an entire park itself) if you would ride the Black Mesa tram into the park.
Oh my god you are a genius with the 2 and 4
That would be my Disney world
Subnautica would make a great theme park attraction
What a concidence, this got uploaded while I'm at a theme park (cedar point)
Richhyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy what a legend!
Best human being in the multiverse
when i was a kid, I had this dream of creating and managing my own big Amusement Park just like Disneyland or Universal, i spent my days in schools sketching rides and lands of my favorite games, they were all valve
I was really happy watching this video :)
The Valve theme park splits into tf2 theme park and one of the rides should be like “Soldier’s Rocket Jump”, it’s like one of those rides that go really high up and back down real fast.
It would probably take ten years to make a new ride and would probably get on defunctland in about 5 weeks
Since you asked for some clarification, here it is;
-The kritzkreig is a weapon that grants the patient of the medic higher damage output
- the atomizer is a weapon that allows the user to triple jump
-DeGroot is the last name of the demo, a drunkard.
i had a dream about this when i was like 7 years old and i spent all day thinking about it
Bro I literally had this idea and used it for a school paper about persuasive writing
the park would be abandoned only being given drawings made by fans
I've actually messed with some of these parks myself. The Planet Coaster workshop has some impressive stuff!
More than likely someone in the community where you brought awareness to it has the additional contents still on their drive and will upload it to Google Drive in a loud access.
I had that problem before where a mod was just completely missing, but someone had it on a random Google drive.
This makes me think of an idea I had, playstation home but hosted by valve, where there are the main zones of valve games and then all the different games that partecipate
I would love to see actors and mascots in theme parks dressed up like TF2 characters
What would make a coaster like that insane irl is some sort of buttons the riders have to press at certain points to effect parts of the ride and determining who ends up getting ahead.
Like if enough people press the buttons during a certain point it will switch the other team to a different track that's slightly longer.
I would cry at the portal 1 and 2 rides
that outburst on RCT world... i felt that one homie
UA-cam randomly recommended me this video. I had no idea it was MY PARK. I'm flattered to be put after that amazing portal 2 coaster--Browneyes put in so much more detail in every inch than me. Though I didn't intend my notice about the missing files to be quite so...sarcastic.
The missing files included capture point sounds, round end sounds, and a sentence-mixed intro by the Administrator that accompanied the lift hill. Unfortunately, I don't have the files anymore, so even if the bug is fixed I can't put them back.
@@CathodeRayKobold any plans on remaking the custom audio for the park?
@@egg9434 I don't think so. After some mental health issues I've pretty much put down Steam Workshop modding in general.
@@egg9434 I don't think so. I've pretty much moved on from making Steam Workshop mods after some mental health issues.
@@CathodeRayKobold how did you think of his impression of you. Also great job on the map. Absolutely outstanding work.
18:03 this a refrence to the fact that every RED/BLU side of the map is mirrored from each other (besides payload and Attack/Defend)
I have a slight feeling that a Tf2 ride would be like the fast and furious ride on the tram at Universal Studios
Its so sad that Valve's franchises have so much potential in them and we get so little...
Yes, they may do LOUD announcements on HL2 and HL Alyx memorable dates in November and May 2025, but we need way more!
I'm making a Half-Life themed roller coaster right now! Its gonna be called "Black Mesa" and will have Half-Life 1 inspired rides.
What's wrong honey? You didn't even touch your Roshan burger. We gotta get to the Glados Coaster before the park closes.
a Valve theme park wouldn’t have more than 2 rides.
Somehow I can imagine Gabe building a second theme park next to the other one, like Krusty Krab 2 xD
The TF2 themed attraction is operated by the visitors
omg i was like "hey wait its the entropy zero guy" then you started speaking and your literally exactly like the radio operator lmao :3
A portal roller coaster would kick too much ass
I have this conversation with my friends on a semi-regular basis. So much potential!
Simple answer to the question, i would visit it.
Very good montage in tf2 section🔥🔥
Video was great and editing was very impressive! Epic work.
If Valve made a theme park, Team Fortress 2 would get a merry-go-round and nothing else.
A Valve theme park would have two attractions then you have to wait for the third one
me: TAKE MY MONEY!
Valve: but its not open-
Me: TAKE IT!
image a portal roller coster that end in a fire pitt, very accurate
I can’t believe we’re getting planet coaster 2 before half life 3
I cant wait to go to the GLADOS Oreo Milkshake stand!
If they created a theme park, one of their most thrilling coaster will have special access everyone has access to but they aren’t allowed to talk about it.
I love this video. It's so chill and vibe. So, I just wanted to say thanks, you lifted my chin up
they'd let it rot because it's treadmill work
This goes hard, if it were real id be there grinning ear to ear
It'd probably be the first place to be destroyed if a robot invasion ever happened.
Of course the theme park takes place in the middle of nowhere, just like every valve game
being in a valve game is just what half life alyx feels like
the park would have exactly two rides and constantly hint at a third but never make it
I would go to this park every day
6:47 gordon is in the stasis
14:08 AS SOON AS I HEARD THAT I WAS HOOKED
The TF2 one is so SICK!
Valve really needs to go into a partnership with Universal Studios
“Quoted by demoman” LETS DOOAT!!!!!
18:10 for the blu, it would be cool a more industrial style as seen in the game, concrete and etc
I would kill for a Bethesda theme park. Imagine walking through a recreation of a Fallout or an Elder scrolls town like in star wars galaxies edge at Disneyland. Those games have as much world building as star wars. Or think of the rides based on some of their other games they could do like a Doom rollercoaster where you ride down to hell and there's animatronic demons. It would be funny if they had a Wolfenstein area but of course that would be extremely controversial.
I've always thought Valve and it's games would make a killer theme park, and these maps vindicate me lol.
I would love to see a Ravenholm-themed ride!
There would only be 2 of any given ride type, excluding the occasional Ride 2 Part 2
There would ALWAYS be only two coasters per video game as valve has counting issues...
1, 2, erm uh well ur four?
Bro, I’ve had thoughts of this, a Portal themed rollar coaster that “tests” the riders on their physical capabilities, a city 17 land where the combine are in control and have some sort of alert going off every hour or so, a left 4 dead 2 ride similar to those shooter arcade games but it’s a ride. I’ve dreamt of this, I’ve seen it in my minds eye. If I owned land and was building a theme park, I would go to valve to see if they’d want their own section.
I can’t wait for all the rides to shut down after a few months and for there to only ever be 2 rides
15:25 The atomiser and kritskrieg are both TF2 weapons
I know that the atomizer is a weapon, kritts kreek could be a reference to getting a crit hit?
For those who don't know: DeGroot is demo's last name (Tavish Finnegan DeGroot), that's why it's called "DeGroot's Drunken Dive-bomber'"
also Payload is a game mode in TF2 :)
It's Kritzkrieg, which is also a weapon. It's a medigun for the medic.
I would love to ride a giga themed to TF2
7:02 it's simple. Bad mr Freeman killed good mr Freeman
Oh my god! Its the chester from entropy zero 2. (Wojack face)
Tf2 laser tag would go hard
If valve made a theme park they would only have 2 rides
Degroot is the demo man’s name and those balls near the sign are sticky bombs from the game
Let valve partner with universal, they'd add those in Epic Universe
Hah. Imagine the entire industry looking at Valve as they dunk all their money into a "we're better than you" Amusement park.
"Fuck you epic."