Can You Beat Fallout 3 With Only A Dart Gun?

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  • This is gonna come as a shock to many of you, but there are guns in Fallout 3. Some are rather generic and can be found all over the wasteland, some are unique and require you to complete a certain objective or find it in a specific location. But there are also weapons you’ve got to make yourself. Can You Beat Fallout 3 With Only A Dart Gun?
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    I was born, become a girl, realized quicker than most newborns that it’s Nerf or nothing, cracked my knuckles, and opened a book. The Dart Gun, as the name cleverly implies, is a Dart Gun, meaning it’s a gun, so Small Guns is the main skill we’re working with. Small Guns is Agility, so max that out, Luck gives a slight bonus to all skills as well as critical hits, Intelligence for a reasonable amount of experience points per level, and the rest just sorta spread out to have an alright carry weight and durability. You don’t know this yet because I haven’t told you yet, but the Dart Gun is really a weapon for only the sneakiest of sloths, which is why it’s perfect for me. I once again tried to cut Butch’s head off, someone had stolen an important part of my forearm, and even using my powers as a god to restore the Pip-Boy to my arm did not resolve the problem. Restarting the game did, but it should’ve have taken such a drastic move to fix the problem that I might’ve caused myself.
    Can You Beat Fallout 3 With Only A Dart Gun? (in text form)
    Here’s a fun fact, I started this run before the Chinese Pistol run, I thought it’d be funny to glitch through the wall, kill a random person like that guy from Hey Arnold did, and see if they’d still be alive several years later. Palmer was the perfect test subject because she’d be dead anyway. As she pummeled me, I had an idea for another video: a Fallout 3 suicide speed run, see how quickly you can die. Before returning back to my original path, I left everyone a replacement for the cake the synth destroyed, phased back through the wall, shot the bug, picked Small Guns, Medicine, and Sneak as my tag skills, and checked on Old Lady Palmer. She is still dead, so it’s not a total flop, but I couldn’t tell if her death was on my hands or on the roach’s. It’s entirely possible that the children didn’t consume her body after I gave them their gift, at my birthday party I might add, then the Overseer, so distraught over losing his mistress, covered her naked body with a Vault Suit and left her on the floor, where she’d spent so much of her life.
    That really could’ve happened. After threatening to shove a snowglobe into Amata’s skull through her ear, I got the key, borrowed some ammo, made my fantastical escape, and began the quest to create a Dart Gun. It’s got 4 components: a Pain Gun, a Toy Car, a single slice of surgical tubing, and a Radscorpion Posion Gland, oooh, that last’s one’s tricky. And of course you also need the blueprints for the pice of shit. Now the first three components are not that difficult to come across, unless of course you’re looking for them specifically. If you just play the game and loot a bunch of worthless garbage, you’ll have those things in no time. But because you’re on a quest to find those three items, you’re never gonna find them.

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  • @NachosElectric
    @NachosElectric 3 роки тому +2926

    "He died. I'm not sure if he even did anything at all."
    Finally found what I want on my tombstone.

    • @MercurialDecree
      @MercurialDecree 3 роки тому +11

      Agreed

    • @gl11
      @gl11 3 роки тому +8

      Sounds good

    • @orionl7406
      @orionl7406 3 роки тому +2

      NachosElectric thats dark :/

    • @SoggyCoffeeAddict
      @SoggyCoffeeAddict 3 роки тому +14

      @@orionl7406 tame compared to paul's good jokes though 😂🤷🏻‍♂️

    • @SamuelTBrooks
      @SamuelTBrooks 3 роки тому +22

      There's a better tombstone quote later in the video, man. "I don't know that I did anything, but I tried my best."

  • @karmakaughtthekat
    @karmakaughtthekat 3 роки тому +2074

    "If I can win an argument about spy Kids while drunk I can win here"
    I'm sorry but wtf happened?

  • @okmate
    @okmate 3 роки тому +1007

    "Vault 101 armored armor"
    This is the reason why I love this content.

    • @qw8277
      @qw8277 3 роки тому +26

      Armor Vault 101 armored armor*

    • @moustashley-thelonegamer23791
      @moustashley-thelonegamer23791 3 роки тому +8

      Armoured Vault 101 Armours Armoured Armour.

    • @scariestkilla
      @scariestkilla 3 роки тому +5

      It's to the point know that my brain doesnt recognize armor as english

    • @MisterJohnDoe
      @MisterJohnDoe 3 роки тому +14

      “That’s 65% more bullet per bullet”

    • @CBRN-115
      @CBRN-115 3 роки тому +1

      @@MisterJohnDoe I understood that reference

  • @The3rdThe1st
    @The3rdThe1st 3 роки тому +2525

    This man has done so many challenges that he accidentally called megaton good springs lol. Love you Paul!

  • @djaccountisbfisbx3880
    @djaccountisbfisbx3880 3 роки тому +2883

    I bet Paul owns a large guns closet, and he’s just waiting until the right time for the real game to begin.
    “Can you beat an entire police force without taking any damage?”

    • @mossmonster6107
      @mossmonster6107 3 роки тому +253

      Next he'll talk to God about setting a irl check point system so he can go back and try again

    • @SunnyDayz16
      @SunnyDayz16 3 роки тому +115

      If he dies he can just load a save

    • @theundeadkaiser1512
      @theundeadkaiser1512 3 роки тому +19

      Lmao

    • @TATERplaysGAMES
      @TATERplaysGAMES 3 роки тому +89

      *The video ends when I take damage.*

    • @rogen8094
      @rogen8094 3 роки тому +81

      "As you can see, all was going smoothly until Barney Fife called the SWAT team."

  • @ProtoMario
    @ProtoMario 3 роки тому +3452

    I love guns that cripple enemies, I always aimed for the legs and then walked off.

    • @realink555
      @realink555 3 роки тому +177

      Yep. I love those guns. Especially Fallout 4’s legendary knee capper effect.

    • @Mestari1Gaming
      @Mestari1Gaming 3 роки тому +25

      Who is this guy?

    • @jaysonredacted844
      @jaysonredacted844 3 роки тому +55

      Im not the only one who does that? Shoot off their legs and leave em to die

    • @LucyWest370
      @LucyWest370 3 роки тому +119

      @@jaysonredacted844 by doing this you can technically do a no kill run

    • @bobsborgers1660
      @bobsborgers1660 3 роки тому +37

      @@LucyWest370 wow I didn't think of that

  • @JustinY.
    @JustinY. 3 роки тому +2251

    Fallout: _Has a weapon_
    Mitten: *"Truth is kid, the game was rigged from the start."*

  • @nixionchang3966
    @nixionchang3966 3 роки тому +1399

    Can you beat skyrim by switching every weapon you loot
    Rules: when you kill or loot off of something and it has a weapon use it, if they have more than 1 weapon use the first one you can take, must loot every person you kill, chest are optional, no spells, any armor, no effects, no buying weapons

    • @Nightseeker36
      @Nightseeker36 3 роки тому +90

      This sounds epic. But what if he has to switch armor, as well

    • @gialonn7599
      @gialonn7599 3 роки тому +7

      Oohh nicee

    • @nixionchang3966
      @nixionchang3966 3 роки тому +17

      @@Nightseeker36 what do you mean by switch armor? He only has to switch weapons and he can have any armor

    • @eneco3965
      @eneco3965 3 роки тому +21

      Hasn't he already done that, but in another game?

    • @Lakefront_Khan
      @Lakefront_Khan 3 роки тому +40

      @@eneco3965 Borderlands.

  • @DoodledSandwichthe2nd
    @DoodledSandwichthe2nd 9 місяців тому +170

    My personal favorite mittensquad video what a legend R.I.P Paul

  • @rebakedbeans8533
    @rebakedbeans8533 3 роки тому +993

    "Can you beat Paul of Mitten Squad with only an air conditioner?"

    • @EzekiesAcheron
      @EzekiesAcheron 3 роки тому +66

      No, because Paul of Mitten Squad will beat your air conditioner, then cry because he hurt its feelings.

    • @goose93
      @goose93 3 роки тому +10

      He would break both your legs with nerf darts

    • @missingindy
      @missingindy 3 роки тому +12

      No. Paul has power beyond comprehension.

    • @wasteland_gz
      @wasteland_gz 2 роки тому +1

      666 likes

    • @SirStepFin
      @SirStepFin 2 роки тому +1

      Lmao underrated

  • @dandyb513
    @dandyb513 3 роки тому +994

    I almost forgot there was a Dart Gun in this game, it's so often overlooked

    • @anna9797
      @anna9797 3 роки тому +57

      In all of my hours playing I’ve never got one, I still can’t figure out how to get one and all I want to do is shoot butch with one

    • @kerberosunit0224
      @kerberosunit0224 3 роки тому +30

      @@anna9797 you have to craft it

    • @AmeshaSpentaArmaiti
      @AmeshaSpentaArmaiti 3 роки тому +54

      @@kerberosunit0224 i played the game twice and never crafted anything. do other people craft? scavenging and looting is so much easier.

    • @trizztriza7787
      @trizztriza7787 3 роки тому +68

      Dart Gun is probably the best, or at least most useful, weapon in the game. The guaranteed instant cripple to the legs no matter where you hit them is insanely OP.

    • @ronaldcolman6211
      @ronaldcolman6211 3 роки тому +29

      @Pinkamena Pie That's exactly why I love it. Combined with high sneak and the chinese stealth suit, you're a nearly invincible mischief machine.

  • @winstoncrane7803
    @winstoncrane7803 6 місяців тому +54

    Rest in peace Paul. We will all miss you and your uplifting videos.... this is where the real game begins brother.

  • @jwhite3389
    @jwhite3389 3 роки тому +644

    "They're so engulfed in incest one of them managed to become its own father." I'm dead 😂💀😭

    • @steelrain714
      @steelrain714 3 роки тому +23

      Seek medical help

    • @edwood6015
      @edwood6015 3 роки тому +33

      Yea... So one of them were abducted by aliens and through a lot of alcohol rage escaped into a time machine and landed back on earth 50 years before his abduction and promptly became his own father. Your welcome and unnecessary way this might work within fallouts cannon.

    • @NODnuke45
      @NODnuke45 3 роки тому +4

      @@steelrain714 Stop it, get some help... :D

    • @Here_is_Waldo
      @Here_is_Waldo 3 роки тому +9

      Nah, there's an easier way than time travel. Just be so inbred your genetics are virtually identical to your father's. Simple.

    • @420mralucard
      @420mralucard 3 роки тому +7

      @@Here_is_Waldo
      The amount of inbreeding that would have to occur for that to happen makes my head hurt. If it wasn't for the radioactive FEV fumes these fuckers would die from a mild breeze from all the awful things their gametes scraped up from the absolute bottom of their gene pool.

  • @bearman_1826
    @bearman_1826 3 роки тому +474

    5:30 "The real meat of this muffin."
    I don't think I've ever despised an expression so much.

  • @bubbyguppy
    @bubbyguppy 9 місяців тому +145

    just here to make the rounds and pay homage to a legend of our time
    damnit i miss you

    • @kennethrivera8595
      @kennethrivera8595 5 місяців тому +3

      Without his dark humor and tantrums life has become a real wasteland...😢

  • @xXalex5776Xx
    @xXalex5776Xx 3 роки тому +498

    Me: *watches Fallout 3 video*
    Mitten Squad: “ [...] just around Goodsprings.”
    Me: “Hol’up”

    • @bbj9643
      @bbj9643 3 роки тому +105

      Let's not forget:
      *returns to Megaton*
      "...back in Diamond City..."
      😂

    • @coomingnotgoing904
      @coomingnotgoing904 3 роки тому +2

      69th like

    • @LuunieTuunie
      @LuunieTuunie 3 роки тому +25

      And return to the commonwealth

    • @Whitnesia
      @Whitnesia 3 роки тому +23

      And "museum of freedom" when he was killing the super mutants outside

    • @woodensquid560
      @woodensquid560 3 роки тому +15

      Super weird episode of skyrim

  • @kettujabamiesukkeliukko
    @kettujabamiesukkeliukko 3 роки тому +203

    "in that cabin are some west virginian mountain folk who are so engulfed in incest, that one of them managed to be his own father"
    This is why I watch your videos

    • @SoggyCoffeeAddict
      @SoggyCoffeeAddict 3 роки тому +3

      Reminds me of that old cartoon show called uncle grandpa

    • @phantomaviator1318
      @phantomaviator1318 3 роки тому +6

      hey we dont do incest
      ok some do
      we dont claim them
      everyone else does meth

    • @billmandj0485
      @billmandj0485 3 роки тому

      I live in wv and I've never seen anybody incest

    • @phantomaviator1318
      @phantomaviator1318 3 роки тому

      @@billmandj0485 i met somebody whose grandparents or someone down the line were

    • @billmandj0485
      @billmandj0485 3 роки тому

      @@phantomaviator1318 ok

  • @garrettfrick3830
    @garrettfrick3830 3 роки тому +440

    Speaking of dart guns, try beating Deadly Premonition with only the dart gun OR without taking any damage.

  • @jackxxdoa2803
    @jackxxdoa2803 3 роки тому +360

    Wow I can’t believe Paul spared Grandma Sparkles from the wrath of the dart gun.

    • @Techhunter_Talon
      @Techhunter_Talon 3 роки тому +34

      The Curse of Grandma Sparkles was broken in a previous episode where killing her didn't cause his game to crash shortly after the act.

  • @JKKKK15
    @JKKKK15 3 роки тому +302

    I love how I had found 1000s of darts in my adventures and never knew that you could make a dart gun lol

    • @twinzzlers
      @twinzzlers Рік тому

      No offense but.. well
      You're a bit, Loco, aren't you?

    • @HatKidPeck
      @HatKidPeck Рік тому +3

      @@twinzzlersprobably but he plays Fallout.
      Not saying that’s a bad thing just saying you lack SOMETHING in the head for playing this game.

    • @twinzzlers
      @twinzzlers Рік тому +1

      @@HatKidPeck Fair enough

    • @Dutchy4564
      @Dutchy4564 11 місяців тому

      ​@@HatKidPeck😮

    • @katanah3195
      @katanah3195 10 місяців тому +1

      Me too! Kept selling them off because they weren't ammo for the guns I use, had no clue they were supposed to be rare.

  • @takeizo
    @takeizo 3 роки тому +523

    “There are guns in fallout 3”
    -Mitten Squad

    • @oryonatwood9299
      @oryonatwood9299 3 роки тому +5

      Oooooh! What kinds?

    • @Kuyosaki
      @Kuyosaki 3 роки тому +3

      I am shooketh

    • @MiRoKi1000
      @MiRoKi1000 3 роки тому +4

      There are swords in Elder Scrolls 5

    • @ganover2756
      @ganover2756 3 роки тому +5

      "There are guns in Mitten squad"
      -fallout 3

    • @zootnoison5967
      @zootnoison5967 3 роки тому +5

      @@oryonatwood9299
      OHHHH...
      .32 pistol, Wild Bill's sidarm, 10mm pistol, Colonel Autumn's 10mm pistol, Silenced 10mm pistol, Chinese pistol, Zhu Rong v418 Chinese Pistol, Dart gun, Scoped .44 magnum, Blackhawk, Callahan's Magnum, Paulson's Revolver, assault rifle, infiltrator, perforator, BB gun, Chinese assault rifle, Xuanlong assault rifle, hunting rifle, Ol' Painless, Lever-Action rifle, Blackwater rifle, Lincoln's Repeater, Railway rifle, Sniper Rifle, Reservist's Rifle, Victory Rifle, Combat Shotgun, Terrible Shotgun, Double Barrel Shotgun, Sawed off Shotgun, The kneecapper, 10mm SMG, Sydney's 10mm ultra smg, Drone cannon, Drone cannon Ex-B, flamer, burnmaster, Rapid-Torch Flamer, Slo-burn flamer, Gatling laser, precision Gatling laser, Vengeance, heavy incinerator, minigun, eugene, Rock-it launcher, Fat man, Experimental MIRV, missile launcher, Miss launcher, Alien atomizer, Atomic pulverizer, Alien blaster, Captain's sidearm, Firelance, Laser pistol, Colonel Autumn's laser pistol, Protectron's Gaze, Smuggler's end, Mesmatron, microwave emitter, plasma pistol, MPLX novasurge, alien disintegrator, destabilizer, gauss rifle, laser rifle, Metal blaster, Wazer Wifle, Plasma rifle, A3-21's Plasma rifle, Tesla cannon, and the Tri-beam laser rifle!

  • @maxgudjob8285
    @maxgudjob8285 3 роки тому +205

    "so engulfed in incest that one of them somehow managed to be its own father"
    ain't that a loving family

  • @Windrake101
    @Windrake101 3 роки тому +301

    "This is gonna come as a shock to many of you. But there are guns in Fallout 3".
    Now i wanted to respond, very sarcastically with a " _you don't say_ " to that statement. But actually, i _was_ genuinely shocked at this revelation. Flabbergasted even!

    • @bobross3094
      @bobross3094 3 роки тому +9

      Wait one freaking second. There are guns. In fallout 3?!?

    • @bentgi
      @bentgi 3 роки тому +5

      wait there is a fallout 3?

    • @epicjoe3073
      @epicjoe3073 3 роки тому +6

      Those are a thing?!?!

    • @ronthenarrator3252
      @ronthenarrator3252 3 роки тому +5

      This is 4th dimensional sarcasm

    • @norwaee
      @norwaee 3 роки тому

      There is?

  • @GremShrub_0426
    @GremShrub_0426 3 роки тому +354

    “It’s nerf or nothing”
    -literally everyone

  • @DelinquentChibi
    @DelinquentChibi 3 роки тому +180

    The dart gun is amazing for deathclaws. Watch the terror of the wastes limp along. Slowly. At your mercy. So satisfying.

    • @b1battledroid153
      @b1battledroid153 Рік тому +8

      this isn’t concerning at all!

    • @DelinquentChibi
      @DelinquentChibi Рік тому +8

      @@b1battledroid153 Nope, no concern here, not at all.

    • @Faden47
      @Faden47 Рік тому +5

      Dart gun is yao guays biggest weekness too

    • @mogenoof
      @mogenoof Рік тому +2

      @@Faden47i can't read this

  • @33_radityaabbydharma42
    @33_radityaabbydharma42 3 роки тому +596

    Me :"It's nerf or nothing?"
    Mitten : "Always has been"

    • @pjudipai
      @pjudipai 3 роки тому +8

      Can you rob a bank with only a nerf gun?

    • @august101wheatley8
      @august101wheatley8 3 роки тому +10

      I've seen people rob banks with less

    • @Dropemdown
      @Dropemdown 3 роки тому +1

      @@pjudipai Can you Rob a bank with a banana and peanut

    • @bentgi
      @bentgi 3 роки тому

      always will be

    • @pjudipai
      @pjudipai 3 роки тому

      @@august101wheatley8 lol

  • @dephtons
    @dephtons 3 роки тому +552

    "Picked small guns, sneak and medicine."
    Screen: *picks small guns, repair and medicine.*

  • @michaelevans1543
    @michaelevans1543 3 роки тому +85

    “Good morning, idiot”, I felt that, mainly because that’s how my manager greeted me this morning.

  • @bryancoyle
    @bryancoyle 3 роки тому +98

    "Found the toy car in a dead kids bedroom, it's there because he can't play with it anymore" XD

    • @goose93
      @goose93 3 роки тому +7

      He talks like how you write a 7th grade essay

    • @merpkiller
      @merpkiller Місяць тому

      Man, his sense of humor was so wild, miss this dude.

  • @MrWizeazz
    @MrWizeazz 3 роки тому +688

    “So many angles that a protractor becomes jealous” 😂

    • @topper8742
      @topper8742 3 роки тому +7

      Best comment of the whole video!

    • @willemiam1387
      @willemiam1387 3 роки тому +3

      Math jokes

    • @CBRN-115
      @CBRN-115 3 роки тому +2

      @@willemiam1387 my brain is smooth and therefore I suck at math. Could you explain this joke please?

    • @legendarysage2436
      @legendarysage2436 3 роки тому +1

      Lol 😂 i was dying when he said that

    • @Morganaplays
      @Morganaplays 3 роки тому

      @@CBRN-115 its a d shaped equipment that is used to draw angles and your welcome

  • @infinitychaos4436
    @infinitychaos4436 3 роки тому +119

    When I replayed Fallout 3 3 month ago, i did find a good amount of darts over the span of my replay. Almost over 1000 without buying some. So i think your playthrough is pretty accurate and you dont need to feel bad because you "cheated"

    • @shinyrayquaza9
      @shinyrayquaza9 3 роки тому +4

      I think you use needles and radscorpion glands to make em
      needles were a little rare

    • @infinitychaos4436
      @infinitychaos4436 3 роки тому +12

      @@shinyrayquaza9 I just found them. I havent crafted them once

    • @MisterJohnDoe
      @MisterJohnDoe 3 роки тому +1

      I have no idea why the game gives you so damn much.

    • @zgeist2861
      @zgeist2861 3 роки тому

      I remember selling darts sometimes

    • @infinitychaos4436
      @infinitychaos4436 3 роки тому

      @@zgeist2861 yeah man, thats what I did the whole time, because they had no weight and gave 1 cap.

  • @Sword_Man_YT
    @Sword_Man_YT 3 роки тому +248

    "It's entirely possible that the children didn't consume her body after I gave it to them as a gift, at my Birthday Party I might add."
    I would honestly hope so lol

    • @Vermillion37
      @Vermillion37 3 роки тому +1

      I saw this comment as he said it 😂

  • @HoldandModify
    @HoldandModify 8 місяців тому +9

    Ahh this video reveals why we never got The Outer World’s videos! I figured since he loved New Vegas he’d be all over Outer World’s. Oh well. R.I.P. you awesome dude.

  • @everythingstrength1485
    @everythingstrength1485 8 місяців тому +13

    The gaming world 🌍 isn't the same without you man😢
    Long live mitten squad
    RIP Paul

  • @planetbob6703
    @planetbob6703 3 роки тому +163

    When the vault dweller arrives in point lookout:
    "Let me introduce you to the boys. This here is Cletus. This one is Cletus, Cletus, Cletus, Kletus, Cletus 2.0, Cletus the second and... I'm sure it's..."
    "Cletus!"
    "That's right! Cletus!"
    VD: "Let me guess. Your name is-"
    "That's right! Chester."

    • @LucyWest370
      @LucyWest370 3 роки тому +3

      Lmao

    • @TrashRat45
      @TrashRat45 3 роки тому +16

      I feel like thats a spongebob reference

    • @isaiahdobesh5109
      @isaiahdobesh5109 3 роки тому +4

      Could nitpick and say technically they’re the lone wanderer, but I don’t wanna be that guy :^)

    • @planetbob6703
      @planetbob6703 3 роки тому +4

      @@TrashRat45 this is Olaf

    • @planetbob6703
      @planetbob6703 3 роки тому +2

      @@isaiahdobesh5109 thanks. I didn't remember that as I've never played the game in english

  • @Rhultal_Vox
    @Rhultal_Vox 3 роки тому +523

    "It's all a dream"
    "The Matrix"
    "Communism"
    "Magic door"

    • @BOOtyFiddler445
      @BOOtyFiddler445 3 роки тому +3

      Hold up

    • @NODnuke45
      @NODnuke45 3 роки тому +11

      Huh, I don't remember the matrix having anything to do with communism... those damn commies even got to that and done put their hidden pro communist propaganda messages in there too?

    • @winsys3210
      @winsys3210 3 роки тому +3

      SPIRAL STAIRCASE

    • @sketchdrawn1056
      @sketchdrawn1056 3 роки тому +3

      Hold up... communism?

    • @libertyprime5777
      @libertyprime5777 3 роки тому +8

      *C O M M U N I S M ?!*
      IN MY GOD DAMN AMERICA ?!

  • @ironicallyironic272
    @ironicallyironic272 3 роки тому +310

    "Very weak minded creatures, like the people where you're from"
    I'm from Michigan.

    • @MishraArtificer
      @MishraArtificer 3 роки тому +12

      So am I. The Mitten is correct.

    • @TheMonkey747
      @TheMonkey747 3 роки тому +8

      I read this as Ralph from the Simpsons...

    • @rcflier9026
      @rcflier9026 3 роки тому +2

      Me too, Mitten is right

    • @helo9316
      @helo9316 3 роки тому

      I am not from michigan at all but i think paul of mitten squad is tight

    • @helo9316
      @helo9316 3 роки тому

      Right*

  • @sototalyatree
    @sototalyatree 3 роки тому +62

    2:54 Goodsprings? But you are playing fallout 3, I think he's finally lost it guys
    Edit: I just heard him say commonwealth, I think I'm starting to lose it too

    • @samuelslezacek6491
      @samuelslezacek6491 3 роки тому +5

      he called megaton diamond city too lok

    • @walkingglasses6264
      @walkingglasses6264 3 роки тому +3

      reality itself is being warped by Paul

    • @charleshammond7921
      @charleshammond7921 2 роки тому +3

      12:50 "Museum of Freedom"

    • @blbarker3802
      @blbarker3802 2 роки тому +1

      Technically, the US was divided into thirteen Commonwealths in their timeline, so he's kinda right on that one.

  • @EdmundKempersDartboard
    @EdmundKempersDartboard 8 місяців тому +11

    All the comments about drinking that seemed inconspicuous at the time are now giant, neon, flashing red flags. Granted, the fact that he quit mid challenge multiple times to go buy and download a different game for no apparent reason and didn't even manage to accomplish that or know why in the first place should have been a minor hint that there were deeper problems than a tendency to drunkenly argue about kids films.

    • @BotYoutubevertification
      @BotYoutubevertification 2 місяці тому +1

      I was too young a few years ago to even know he had a drinking issue

  • @dvandersande
    @dvandersande 3 роки тому +82

    "This may come as a shock to you, but there are guns in Fallout 3." I don't believe you because it takes 10 shots from a sniper on hard to kill a molerat. That's a nerf gun at best

    • @slavicity
      @slavicity 3 роки тому

      I suppose that's still a gun though /shrug

    • @dvandersande
      @dvandersande 3 роки тому +2

      @@slavicity Toy gun you could shoot your brother with and not get in trouble

    • @slavicity
      @slavicity 3 роки тому

      @@dvandersande of course ;)

    • @yapflipthegrunt4687
      @yapflipthegrunt4687 3 роки тому

      @@slavicity blaster, also doesn’t use any kind of gun mechanism, not technically a gun, you’re dumb, only the dart gun is a nerf, the rest are airsoft guns

    • @slavicity
      @slavicity 3 роки тому

      @@yapflipthegrunt4687 If it has a gun barrel and shoots a projectile, then it can be considered a gun.

  • @insidiousstaple.
    @insidiousstaple. 3 роки тому +204

    "Mole rats are very weak-minded; As are the people where you are from."
    What if we're from Michigan?

    • @onutube6392
      @onutube6392 3 роки тому +47

      He knew what he was saying. He knows that the human race as a whole is completely comprised of weak minded creatures. Himself included

    • @TheHaloring7
      @TheHaloring7 3 роки тому +17

      Even more so then

    • @ronthenarrator3252
      @ronthenarrator3252 3 роки тому +20

      Especially so. As I am from and live in Michigan I can indeed confirm this to be true.

    • @drew2626
      @drew2626 3 роки тому +10

      @@ronthenarrator3252 sounds about right, now if a watcher is from Texas for example, well yikes

    • @TheHaloring7
      @TheHaloring7 3 роки тому +8

      @@onutube6392 Okay, but what if and hear me out on this one, you're just built different? That's gotta count for something

  • @Magmionify
    @Magmionify 3 роки тому +251

    When Mitten does a challenge, it is rigged from the start

  • @theintellect1000
    @theintellect1000 3 роки тому +43

    I love that this man is putting out videos in 2020 of a game that came out in 2008 and still gets a huge amount of views. It's beautiful.

  • @JeromeIsCool
    @JeromeIsCool 4 місяці тому +8

    R.I.P. Paul, your a legend

  • @Toxicity3431
    @Toxicity3431 3 роки тому +75

    Paul, you are seriously hilarious and a great script writer, I’ve been in the mitten squad about a year or more now and I’m so glad I discovered you. Thanks for torturing yourself for us bud.

  • @tqttle
    @tqttle 3 роки тому +123

    I'm not first, I'm not last.
    But most importantly UA-cam didn't notify me,
    but Discord did.

    • @Kacp3rrak
      @Kacp3rrak 3 роки тому +2

      Yeah same. UA-cam is so lazy with notifications, even tho I have full notifications on

    • @joeboywho
      @joeboywho 3 роки тому +2

      @Adolf Hitler I never thought i'd meet Hitler

    • @vanukas8783
      @vanukas8783 3 роки тому +1

      My discord notifications are worse than youtube.

    • @LucyWest370
      @LucyWest370 3 роки тому +2

      @@Kacp3rrak UA-cam has to notify one million people. It only takes like three minutes it’s fine. Also sometimes UA-cam has to take videos down when their uploaded, so they need to be reviewed for inappropriate content.

    • @comradejack5376
      @comradejack5376 3 роки тому +3

      You are gae

  • @LowinBayrod
    @LowinBayrod 3 роки тому +54

    Children's rooms frequently got darts in them, I remember there being a lot in minefield.

  • @xnightmare2925
    @xnightmare2925 3 роки тому +47

    "Their weak minded people like wherever your from"
    Not entirely false

  • @shauncollinson4393
    @shauncollinson4393 9 місяців тому +5

    Forever remberd through the content and laughs you supplied for us. ❤ we love you brother, rest and relax now. ❤

  • @PlateauPeak
    @PlateauPeak 3 роки тому +43

    I was watching you getting deadly poison, got distracted, and a second later I was watching a fallout guide review 12 years after the release
    I love this channel

  • @ONE-vt1fz
    @ONE-vt1fz 3 роки тому +135

    0:00
    "there are guns in fallout three"
    H O L ' U P

    • @clothar23
      @clothar23 3 роки тому +6

      I know right it's all about glorious melee. Only worthless space commies use guns.

    • @clothar23
      @clothar23 3 роки тому +3

      @@shotgun3217 Come where is the honour in that ? Feeling flesh pulp underneath your fists or underneath a fine blade. Staring into your opponent's eyes mere moments before life leaves them .
      That's Honour and enjoyment rolled into one.

    • @Raven-626-
      @Raven-626- 3 роки тому

      @Random_Person 73
      Bad News: The like count is now no longer 69
      Good News: You can now contribute to raising the like count to 420

    • @Tedula1134
      @Tedula1134 3 роки тому

      Ayyyyyyyy

    • @samuelleury4657
      @samuelleury4657 3 роки тому +1

      @@clothar23 you sound just like the members of my Mutant and Masterminds campaign

  • @thisisimportant6658
    @thisisimportant6658 3 роки тому +102

    I woke up still drunk, my wisdom teeth were taken out 4 days ago and I work in an hour. This video was helpful. Thank you.

    • @wesleyf2446
      @wesleyf2446 3 роки тому +8

      haha I know that struggle man, good luck, you got this. seize the day! (even if you do it a bit drunkenly)

    • @thisisimportant6658
      @thisisimportant6658 3 роки тому +9

      @@wesleyf2446 I appreciate it greatly, 6 cups of coffee, a lot of water, like 3 of those ensure shake supplement things, 2 Tylenol. We shall overcome

    • @wesleyf2446
      @wesleyf2446 3 роки тому +5

      @@thisisimportant6658 weed is the solution to any hangover my dude

    • @henloitsdiego
      @henloitsdiego 3 роки тому +6

      have fun at work bud

    • @theabsolutelad422
      @theabsolutelad422 3 роки тому +5

      Good luck man

  • @CulturedHail
    @CulturedHail 7 місяців тому +7

    Here to pay my respects. Don’t forget to take this 👑

  • @Vex-Luchs
    @Vex-Luchs 9 місяців тому +14

    Rest in Piece Paul, “This is where the game begins!”

  • @nicholaslargent1449
    @nicholaslargent1449 3 роки тому +104

    “I picked Small Guns, Medicine, and Sneak” proceeds to choose Repair.

  • @mgakamedman6662
    @mgakamedman6662 3 роки тому +74

    Can you beat Outlast without hiding? Or without using the night vision camera? That would be tuff'🙂😉

    • @dragonsbreath389
      @dragonsbreath389 3 роки тому +7

      That's just mean man
      Except you cant because you need to hide from chris at the beginning of the game but the night vision is possible I think
      I love it

    • @Morganaplays
      @Morganaplays 3 роки тому +1

      can you beat fallout 3 as a super mutant

    • @diagonalmanx853
      @diagonalmanx853 3 роки тому +6

      theres an achievement in Outlast to beat the game without ever hiding, that includes the beginning part with chris

    • @w3ndigogames
      @w3ndigogames 3 роки тому +3

      Do both because it’s quite easy to beat Outlast without hiding

    • @plate_fox
      @plate_fox 3 роки тому +1

      Without night vision would be more annoying rather than challenging. The game tends to just drop you into pitch black areas

  • @TheFalseEsquire
    @TheFalseEsquire 3 роки тому +110

    The “good morning, idiot” is basically my manager who I work for. Best part of all is that I have to endure it because I recently* got the job and want to look good for my work history.
    *now going about 6 weeks. He made his employees sick by not washing his hands and coming in while still being sick

    • @MercurialDecree
      @MercurialDecree 3 роки тому +3

      F

    • @TheFalseEsquire
      @TheFalseEsquire 3 роки тому +2

      @Angelo Bronte f in chat for the homie

    • @willowwisp2981
      @willowwisp2981 3 роки тому +13

      have you considered Office Spacing him?
      Like, take him outside and take turns with your coworkers smashing him into pieces?

    • @zanemob1429
      @zanemob1429 3 роки тому +5

      T-pose at him

    • @calculus3661
      @calculus3661 3 роки тому +1

      And then everyone clapped.

  • @noblepower1813
    @noblepower1813 3 місяці тому +6

    Rest easy paul 😢😢😢

  • @stensler2809
    @stensler2809 9 місяців тому +9

    Rip Mittensquad sleep tight man

  • @blueblubberbubble359
    @blueblubberbubble359 3 роки тому +98

    After the face reveal, i can just imagine your face as you say each sentence.
    And I'm not complaining.

    • @jhvibes3471
      @jhvibes3471 3 роки тому +6

      Thats just weird to say man

    • @takeizo
      @takeizo 3 роки тому +3

      @@jhvibes3471 true

    • @k1ng4nickpolk64
      @k1ng4nickpolk64 3 роки тому +3

      Yeah

    • @steelrain714
      @steelrain714 3 роки тому +1

      @@jhvibes3471 true

    • @Malignant_59
      @Malignant_59 3 роки тому +2

      this is close to what I've been thinking just not as sound are weird. (No offense)
      Edit: auto correct being a pain.

  • @0xGRIDRUNR
    @0xGRIDRUNR 3 роки тому +141

    Epic games: You must link your steam account
    me: That just sounds like steam with extra steps

    • @Momohhhhhh
      @Momohhhhhh 3 роки тому +18

      Thanks for denoting the speaking roles in your script there, I would've been terribly confused otherwise

  • @shanesweeney6331
    @shanesweeney6331 3 роки тому +58

    “If I can win an argument about spy kids while drunk”
    Ur a genius

  • @ohno7454
    @ohno7454 3 роки тому +29

    I love how these videos are just slowly getting more rambly and incomprehensible

  • @loganedgeman5905
    @loganedgeman5905 8 місяців тому +8

    Gonna miss you big guy. Just wanted to pay my respects to a true legend. Rest easy brother.

  • @Sp00ch123
    @Sp00ch123 3 роки тому +75

    Paul trying to figure out why his past-self did something odd is the best part of the videos

    • @cameron6538
      @cameron6538 2 роки тому +13

      and a bit sad when you realize with hindsight that he probably didn't know because of alcohol abuse

    • @AmalekIsComing
      @AmalekIsComing Рік тому

      ​@@cameron6538 🤓

  • @marcinfear_ms
    @marcinfear_ms 3 роки тому +94

    "I found the toyed car in the dead kids bedroom, its still there because he can't play with it anymore" 😂😂

    • @LoveLee_Dreamer
      @LoveLee_Dreamer 3 роки тому +2

      What's it called when you laugh through your nose and it makes a weird sound? A snortle?
      Yeah, that made me snortle.

  • @juniorh5743
    @juniorh5743 3 роки тому +105

    Dart guns are op when paired with a guass rifle

    • @LucyWest370
      @LucyWest370 3 роки тому +2

      Which one goes first

    • @superscatboy
      @superscatboy 3 роки тому +21

      @@LucyWest370 The egg

    • @juniorh5743
      @juniorh5743 3 роки тому +2

      @@LucyWest370 dart

    • @LucyWest370
      @LucyWest370 3 роки тому +11

      @@juniorh5743 the gauss rifle has the knockdown effect. So,with knockdown and legs crippled, do you just paralyze everything?

    • @juniorh5743
      @juniorh5743 3 роки тому +5

      @@LucyWest370 you cant ever be too careful in the wasteland

  • @Tuskor130
    @Tuskor130 3 роки тому +28

    I'll always appreciate the Dart Gun for it's insanely great use for turning Deathclaws into snails with a single hit

    • @reillywalker195
      @reillywalker195 Рік тому +1

      That's possibly the reason for this gun's existence. Deathclaws are dangerous and prevalent in the Capital Wasteland, so having a weapon to mostly pacify them is extremely helpful.

  • @tvf_1861
    @tvf_1861 5 місяців тому +8

    Fuck I miss this guy

  • @matthewcoyle4131
    @matthewcoyle4131 3 роки тому +40

    I tried but the darts stuck to the screen instead of going into it.
    It was almost as bad as when I tried to beat Skyrim with a ghost blade but it kept phasing though my disk.

  • @petemoi1943
    @petemoi1943 3 роки тому +33

    9:56 ''back in diamond city''
    12:50 ''a smart mitten would have ignored them all and entered the museum of freedom''

  • @Prod.Dyl0202
    @Prod.Dyl0202 3 роки тому +45

    “This is gonna come to a shock to many of u but there are guns in Fallout 3” 😱 no way that’s crazy

  • @TheActualNCRTrooper
    @TheActualNCRTrooper 8 місяців тому +11

    From the NCR Rest In Peace Paul you won’t be forgotten

  • @johnthebarbarian
    @johnthebarbarian 3 роки тому +40

    "The Third Dog" sounds so posh

  • @HeavyTanker-vx4oq
    @HeavyTanker-vx4oq 3 роки тому +31

    "Returned to the Third Dog" that would work as a shirt

  • @ethanthomas3059
    @ethanthomas3059 3 роки тому +48

    Can you beat the entire Mass Effect series while getting as many characters killed as possible? Might wait for that new remaster though! Love the videos Paul keep it up!

    • @shadowjmg2
      @shadowjmg2 3 роки тому +4

      No because the worst me2 ending has only joker survive.

    • @ethanthomas3059
      @ethanthomas3059 3 роки тому +1

      Right but that would stop the challenge. The point is to beat all the games while killing as many as possible. Not possible when shepherd dies in ME2.

    • @guccixlubricant6466
      @guccixlubricant6466 3 роки тому

      @@ethanthomas3059 possible to just not carry over saves and just get the worse ending possible in every game.

    • @RimeyCH
      @RimeyCH 3 роки тому

      @@shadowjmg2 yes, but if only thane and legion survive...

    • @nessesaryschoolthing
      @nessesaryschoolthing 3 роки тому +4

      I've thought about this one. The counterintuitive thing is, you actually have to keep a few people alive in order for it to work out with as many dead in the end as possible. It goes something like this
      ME1
      1. Kill the rachni queen
      2. Keep Wrex alive
      3. Anyone else, you can let die
      ME2
      1. Keep the genophage cure data
      2. After the collectors take your crew, waste as much time as possible so most of them die before the suicide mission. Send nobody to escord Dr Chakwas and anyone else left back to the ship, ensuring that they die.
      3. Skimp on upgrades, make bad choices, and let the bulk of your team die. Only save Mordin and one other crew member: Legion, Morinth, Samara, Tali, or Thane. Saving 2 will prevent you from getting a game-over, but both will die in Mass Effect 3 anyways.
      ME3
      1. Prevent Mordin from curing the genophage. Kill him. Wrex will try to kill you afterwards, giving you another chance to kill him.
      2. Kill Ashley/Kaiden
      3. If Samara is still alive, do her mission, let her kill herself, then kill her daughter
      4. Side with the Geth against the Quarians. If Tali is still alive, she will kill herself
      5. Let the false Rachni queen work with you. She will kill humans working on the crucible and lower your war score.
      6. Bring James and Liara for the last part of Priority: Earth. Assuming your war score is low enough, they will both die.
      7. Choose the red option. All synthetics will die, including EDI and the Geth.
      Total damage:
      All (base game) squadmates are dead!
      The Quarians are dead!
      The Geth are dead!
      The Reapers are dead!
      The Rachni are dead!
      The Krogan still suffer from the genophage
      The mass relays are destroyed along with most complex technology, sending all survivors back an age in development

  • @thatcanuck5670
    @thatcanuck5670 3 роки тому +18

    I actually loved the dartgun as my deathclaw killer. Crippling their legs makes them so easy to deal with that it's trivial

    • @jakep1099
      @jakep1099 3 роки тому +1

      i liked to buy the rock-it-launcher schematic early on loot all the tin cans in super duper mart and kill all the death claws in old olney using just tin cans to level up 😂

    • @Techhunter_Talon
      @Techhunter_Talon 3 роки тому +1

      It's great and it even sometimes makes Deathclaws get abducted by Mothership Zeta. By that, I mean, they get sent straight up into the sky as though some kind of invisible force plucked them from where they were standing. It's a weird but amazingly hilarious glitch to see.

  • @jmasonrcingabout273
    @jmasonrcingabout273 3 роки тому +20

    I suggested this one.
    I love the dart gun, especially for melee fighters, just a couple of darts to the knee caps, wait for them to hobble up to you and blow their heads off.
    Its also great for death claws, slows them down to a walking pace.

  • @why_tho...
    @why_tho... 3 роки тому +8

    9:56 lol back in diamond city I do that alot too

  • @checkoutmyplaylistsforente8054
    @checkoutmyplaylistsforente8054 3 роки тому +208

    "Can you beat fallout 4 but with strong as a companion and never make him dislike something'

    • @jordanspencer2157
      @jordanspencer2157 3 роки тому +13

      A Strong-like playthrough

    • @TheEndlessCycle
      @TheEndlessCycle 3 роки тому +11

      *STRONG HATED THAT*

    • @hive2444
      @hive2444 3 роки тому +7

      Cant do anything run

    • @croissant6284
      @croissant6284 3 роки тому +7

      *walks*
      STRONG DISLIKED THAT

    • @codysellers4151
      @codysellers4151 2 роки тому +9

      I enjoyed having him with me until he disliked me picking a lock. At that point I decided it would not work out and had to replace him.

  • @ChintzMusic
    @ChintzMusic 3 роки тому +70

    "and in that cabin..." Was that a Sleepycast reference?

    • @thepurpleloser5012
      @thepurpleloser5012 3 роки тому +5

      "lies a quaint little cabin, and in that cabin" (is a bunch of guys who's a bunch of bullshitt-er) I sure hope so.

    • @shlorbin473
      @shlorbin473 3 роки тому +1

      sleepycast? lmao what's next, nappycast?

    • @zendell37
      @zendell37 3 роки тому +9

      I miss stamper. I'm glad he's not dead.

  • @KanePlaysGames
    @KanePlaysGames 9 місяців тому +6

    R.I.P man 💔

  • @Stacksonem
    @Stacksonem 9 місяців тому +9

    RIP Paul.

  • @jasonhewitt1129
    @jasonhewitt1129 5 місяців тому +6

    Love how he shoots at the virtabird at 19:02 you will truly be missed ❤

  • @Koi043
    @Koi043 9 місяців тому +6

    RIP❤

  • @seven8546
    @seven8546 3 роки тому +3

    11:10 im from Michigan so you just insulted yourself lol, still, I don't disagree, there's a lot of stupid people here lmao

  • @firekiller3709
    @firekiller3709 9 місяців тому +5

    Rest in peace

  • @greenjacketman560
    @greenjacketman560 9 місяців тому +7

    Rip paul.

  • @bommybollins8252
    @bommybollins8252 3 роки тому +9

    0:03 holy shit thanks i actually didnt know this.

  • @joaocruz8356
    @joaocruz8356 9 місяців тому +5

    rest well brother

  • @thatonespecialedkid5628
    @thatonespecialedkid5628 10 місяців тому +6

    I miss this dud 😢

    • @wesleycooke8101
      @wesleycooke8101 10 місяців тому +1

      I keep telling myself he’ll be back in week or 2 it makes time go by faster while i rewatch all his videos

    • @joseybryant7577
      @joseybryant7577 8 місяців тому +1

      😢😢😢​@@wesleycooke8101

  • @johnnyaverage9694
    @johnnyaverage9694 3 роки тому +19

    4:52 never expected a reference to Sleepycast.

    • @ragingfox8962
      @ragingfox8962 2 роки тому +2

      Finally someone brought it up

    • @prohikikomo
      @prohikikomo 2 роки тому +1

      Literally thought the same thing lol

  • @AndToTheRepublic4WhichItStands
    @AndToTheRepublic4WhichItStands 4 місяці тому +4

    It's so sad Microsoft is shutting down Bethesda.
    No more fallout or elder scroll games 😢

    • @isaacgenery8997
      @isaacgenery8997 4 місяці тому

      They’ve only shut down some of bethesdas studios not Bethesda itself

    • @thickt
      @thickt 2 місяці тому +1

      After the cluster fuck starflield waa what do you think was gonna happen

  • @Silver_Wolf-141
    @Silver_Wolf-141 8 місяців тому +5

    Miss you, Paul.

  • @evanwilliams1839
    @evanwilliams1839 3 роки тому +17

    "Thinking Grenades". Nice nod to deep Family Guy lore.

  • @PlateauPeak
    @PlateauPeak 3 роки тому +8

    Can you beat fallout without having to restart the game?
    Maybe it's too hard tho, you tell me

  • @alexanderulyev4651
    @alexanderulyev4651 4 місяці тому +4

    "I killed an old lady because she would be dead in the future anyway". My face goes black.

  • @freemanduder
    @freemanduder 3 роки тому +10

    Can You Beat Fallout 4 With Only Synth Grenades? From what I remember the Synth Grenades spawn a bare minimum level Synth to aid you in combat, but even on the lowest difficulty they are basically cannon fodder. Mabey not as rough as flare gun only but it would be interesting to see. I only remember this from the very beginning of the game's release though, before any of the DLCs came out. For all I know they may be better than before.

  • @bebley8994
    @bebley8994 3 роки тому +15

    He talks about “how fast can you die in fallout” I think we all been there when we saved right before we died 🤣

    • @Kitty-ion
      @Kitty-ion 3 роки тому

      You mean when you load after dying then instantly die again?

    • @bebley8994
      @bebley8994 3 роки тому

      @@Kitty-ion what? That makes no sense

    • @Kitty-ion
      @Kitty-ion 3 роки тому

      @@bebley8994 what I mean is that you save and then die seconds after that save and your just stuck in a loop of death

    • @bebley8994
      @bebley8994 3 роки тому

      @@Kitty-ion oh lmao that would be trippy ig

    • @bebley8994
      @bebley8994 3 роки тому

      @@Kitty-ion you better be playing the new cyberpunk

  • @cacskiller
    @cacskiller 3 роки тому +15

    "Picked small guns, medicine and sneak as my tag skills"
    Selects repair