Accidentally because there was a chance that i would land properly when i jumped from bridge. I thought distance was not that long. I did not roll right. On purpose because maybe tried to flee from dogs or something or just see how it felt
Say your purpose in jumping off a bridge is suicide, yet you hit a platform before reaching terminal velocity, just breaking your legs on purpose-that would make the breaking-your-legs part accidental while still giving you a reason to jump off a bridge. Shame it doesn't give you the purpose to continue living tho.
The ending didnt even kill him, he just awoke with 40% of his health back and he cried as death stared him in his ginger mustached face, and said “ew no”
@@maxdriever7668 It feels like it's just him applying his naturally dry humour and spurts of sarcasm to explaining an exaggerated adventure, it works really fucking well
@@badbreakingbadvideos Did he really die? I mean, the last post says he is trying to overcome his alcoholism, with progress, but I never saw or heard anything that he died... Edit: Just looked up, he shall rest in piece....
"I went shopping for dead bodies. They weren't in stock, but I know a guy who knows a guy who can help me out. Both of those guys are me." I'm stealing this line
@@cattemstudios5865 Glad I could enlighten ya with that tid bit of info. I'm just a fountain of knowledge today huh lol. Here's another one for ya. Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes. X 💜 :o 🌼
I don’t even like fallout 3 that much. I just watch every “can you beat” video for the amazing quotes like “I went shopping for more dead bodies but I couldn’t find any. Luckily I knew a guy who knew a guy who could help me out. Both of those guys are me.”
I feel like having you cheat for challenges is okay, like giving yourself a certain perk, or having a certain companion, is fine, as long as it's the main source of the challenge.
This is one of my favorites of your works, Paul. Great comedy as usual. However, there's a tragic twist, one you probably didn't even know. If Adam Bomb can survive his own NUCLEAR DETONATION, hell, even being HEALED BY IT, it's actually pretty likely he would be the sole survivor (unintentional Fallout 4 reference) of the purifier exploding. He is the accursed immortal. Unable to die and any attempts to do so wipes out 6 city blocks per attempt. He can never die. Not fully. Truly the most pitiable character you have ever created.
@@i-am-a_person8598 Possibly. He does, in fact, still age. But then that got me thinking...what if he still came back? For those that don't get the joke, Adam here "revives" whenever he dies (when Paul reloads a save so in my headcannon he is immortal not just because of that but how his explosive curse works) and radioactively explodes when near death/dies. So...I see three potential outcomes. (1) He dies, violently explodes, but because of his age, doesn't come back. Finally, finally...resting in peace. (2) He dies from old age at say 88, explodes, but is revived at a stasis age, say 33. So he has another 55 years in his "natural" life span before being reincarnated into a younger form. (3) And the most purgatorial, he dies of old age, explodes, and comes back...just to die of old age immediately and explode again...just to resurrect, die, explode. Again and again and again. Because he came back right as his "natural" life span hit zero, he is forever trapped in a perpetual series of never-ending, radioactive explosions. A most grim fate indeed... So thanks for letting me brainstorm this. It was fun!
The Mr sandman perk works.. it gives you XP whenever you use it and kids can only be knocked unconscious in game and it's kinda morbid but you can do the sandman perk on kids for infinite XP
Imagine if this perk was implemented into Glowing Ones instead of their weak ass flare. Now add an ability to raise other ghouls in the process as they can in Nuka World DLC and make them US soldiers stuck in their power armor just like Ghost People in Dead Money. That'd be quite an enemy type.
Another masterpiece of a video. I will never get tired of watching and rewatching these challenges. Rest in peace Paul, thank you for the humor and life lessons you gave us ❤️
My issue when people complain about Bethesda games is that I don't know of any other open world games with bethesda's level of character customization. The Witcher and breath of the wild are both open world games, but they prescribe a character to you. Having multiple race and gender options is a lot more additional work for the programmers than it seems.
6:54 I love the continuity of the MSCU (Mitten Squad Cinematic Universe). First he had his phone ring, so he smacked it. Then later he just softly asked it to stop. And now he put his phone on vibrate but forgot to take it out of his pocket. I am looking forward to the next character ark, where his friends accidentally walk into him recording the voice-overs. I salute you.
4:56 it’s not just a useless perk because of how finicky it is, it’s because of the alternative perk you can get at level 30 raises all of your special stats to nine... so the perk seems kind of trivial in comparison to what you can get
Almost Perfect is such a great example of how Bethesda doesn't really get Fallout. RPG series famous for allowing players to play all kinds of different character builds and types? Add a perk that makes every character's attributes the same by max level. Bethesda Logic!
@@scarlet_phonavis6734 Did you seriously just use the word autistic as an insult in 2020? Legit thought people who said that unironically went extinct in 2018...
@@ifunny3481i have a theory. a normal theory. so god can't have possibly have made paul, right? but in his fallout new vegas as a necromancer(i think) video, he said that a pair of twins birthed by the lord of hell, jeff bozas, ripped his family apart. maybe the lord of hell, the opposite of god, got jealous and tried to take back paul, or, paul was just spontaneously created
@@mogenoof interesting theory however I believe he was fucked into existence (not birthed mind you) by a frog and a sloth and left in the woods to be raised by squirrels.
@@LucyWest370 Well, whether you're a Super Mutant Suicider, or a Headless Kamikazee, or an idiot only using Nuclear Anomaly, your only attack is exploding. So... Edit: Also you have to go down to 20 HP, which is basically suicide in and of itself.
No they don't. Certain DLC weapons simply have an effect that does a certain flat bonus damage to the player. Tri-beam laser, lever action rifle, and the double barrel shotgun are 3 that come to mind. Thusly, any NPC will gain the bonus effects against you if they were to somehow get a hold of those weapons. If I recall correctly, I don't think it's even hidden, and examining the weapons in the pipboy will show a -X health as the effect or something, but if you look in the mod tools you see that it's conditioned that it only applies bonus damage from attacks to the player. I actually modded that crap out of my game a long time ago, because enemy attacks that ignore damage resistance isn't a very fetch way of increasing difficulty.
"Behold!, for he is coming with the clouds, and every eye will be blind to his glory, every ear stricken deaf when they hear the thunder of his voice!"
“The stupid sentry bot robbed me of all my fun, Like the members of the mitten squad discord server when I changed the role colors to purple for about 15 minutes”
"If someone has a powerful gun like a Combat Shotgun, it's possible that they'll take you from 23 to 0 before you can say Hiroshima" bruhhhhh funniest shit ive heard
I thought of a weird challenge idea! Can you beat fallout 4 with only one type of specific perks Explanation: Like only strength perks or only luck perks you get the point right?
@@thaias9654 charisma 8, luck 7, Intellegance 6, endurance 6, all other points distributed evenly. Barter, speech, and medicine as your tack skills. Child at heart, Educated, Fortune finder, Impartial Meditation, Animal Friend, and Life Giver as your skills in order to become Jesus, also you have to have karma at 100 percent, no steling things, no killing innocent, and don't be rude (Basically don't do anything that negatively impacts your reputation)
That's a good little fish. Always worship your squid octopussy god who errupts LSD if he is pleased with humanity. And errupts Magma if he is pissed. Lmao
This the first Mitten Squad video I ever watched. Now I've gone back and watched *almost* every video! Thank you for having an amazing channel and making my day everyday!
More like can you beat RDR2 with only the lasso and/or a knife. Real gruff tuff cowpokes don't need guns to conquer the wilds of America. They just need their bare bear hands. Legends speak of a legendary master among legendary legends who fought the great evil known to man, an odd sounding air conditioner, using raw drunken foolhardiness. Your house under siege by air conditioners? That man taught them to fear him almost as much as the Lone Wanderer's dad fears his baby's gonna escape the vault again.
"I broke both my legs by accidentally jumping off a bridge on purpose"
Not gonna lie that made me think longer that I'm proud to admit.
Accidentally because there was a chance that i would land properly when i jumped from bridge. I thought distance was not that long. I did not roll right. On purpose because maybe tried to flee from dogs or something or just see how it felt
@@pravinrao3669 you are over thinking it, it was just a joke
😂😂😂my guy have a whole mitten squid Typ beat speech
@@cheesecake8620 im pretty sure that's a quote from another video
Say your purpose in jumping off a bridge is suicide, yet you hit a platform before reaching terminal velocity, just breaking your legs on purpose-that would make the breaking-your-legs part accidental while still giving you a reason to jump off a bridge.
Shame it doesn't give you the purpose to continue living tho.
Im starting to think this guy is actually insane playing the same, like, two games and yet finding new challenges every week
He has emergency video suggestion tho
He hasnt run out of content yet!
It’s called LSD
Starting? Its mittens
Do not discourage this artistic genius.
The ending didnt even kill him, he just awoke with 40% of his health back and he cried as death stared him in his ginger mustached face, and said “ew no”
Imagine death hates you so much he claims everyone else's soul to make up the difference
Literally never heard someone say “a third of a dozen” instead of “4”
Well obviously our brains haven't reached that point yet
I really need to know his process for writing scripts lol
@@maxdriever7668 It feels like it's just him applying his naturally dry humour and spurts of sarcasm to explaining an exaggerated adventure, it works really fucking well
Porky Orcy yeah his delivery makes the jokes even funnier
You only hear that crap on math test
Hey just for future reference, if you keep placing and immediatly disarming a mine next to an npc before it blows up, will give you XP
Bruh
Oh Bethesda...
This will allow for so many more fun challenges
O.o learning stuff
Woah
Rest in Peace Mitten Squad, You'll be forever missed. :(
What happened?
@@phillipcraig1120 he died due to his alcohol dependency.
@@badbreakingbadvideos Oh no! I didn't know.
@@badbreakingbadvideos Did he really die? I mean, the last post says he is trying to overcome his alcoholism, with progress, but I never saw or heard anything that he died...
Edit: Just looked up, he shall rest in piece....
@@vagyokcopytroll4894he's not dead, he made a post saying as much 5 months ago
1:34 "...ready to leave the world of mortals behind and take my place among the stars." i was. not ready for that :( rest in peace paul
There's ALOT of these eerie quotes peppered throughout his videos once you are looking out for them 😢
I like how there’s no middle ground with Mitten Squad’s videos. He’s either an indomitable force of nature or raiders take like 2 minutes to kill
Conlan Stallick doom with only a pistol vs Skyrim with only a wabbajack
"I'm the big joke, and my body is the punchline."
Beautiful.
*#lolz*
i was actually impressed by that joke
I read this as he said it
well, my nuclear discharge is the punchline
"I went shopping for dead bodies. They weren't in stock, but I know a guy who knows a guy who can help me out. Both of those guys are me." I'm stealing this line
you might get copy right infringement
Boss fight intro.
His commentary is perfection, my personal favorite is "she hits like a hippo with down syndrome"
@@bentgi "No copyright law in the universe is going to stop me!" ~Sonic the Hedgehog.
That quote describes me every time I visit a game and the product always ends up turning into a huge surplus. lol
"My life left my body around the time I died."
Write poetry please
I agree, riveting stuff.
Wow, thats an intresting way to die
All i do when i die is die
@@cattemstudios5865 You think that's interesting, did ya know that you cease breathing when you commit not living? :D
@@joshualeahy2162 woah
No i didnt know that
@@cattemstudios5865 Glad I could enlighten ya with that tid bit of info. I'm just a fountain of knowledge today huh lol. Here's another one for ya. Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes. X 💜 :o 🌼
“By accidentally jumping off a bridge on purpose”
I did that once
@Joeseph Moore just because you are correct doesn't mean you are right
I passed out when a lost consciousness.
I would say that every day morning after I wake up
I'm sorry for ruining the witty thread but shit this thread is gold LMAO
When he say “The perk is like my air conditioner”, I remember the legendary duel between a drunk man and his strange sounding air conditioner.
“...It just works, but both of those statements would be lies”
I think he is referencing that.
Thaias
IT
JUST
WORKS
"I got it"......"SHUT UP!!!!!!!!"
The battle of the millennia
Yes
I stopped watching you scream at an AC for this, it was worth it.
Me too
Me too
Me too
Me too
Same
Raider: Will you just stand still!!
Paul: *is standing still*
So happy someone else noticed this XD Also you're one smexy ass man Brynjolf
Beyond Note thanks lad or lass u too😘
I don’t even like fallout 3 that much. I just watch every “can you beat” video for the amazing quotes like “I went shopping for more dead bodies but I couldn’t find any. Luckily I knew a guy who knew a guy who could help me out. Both of those guys are me.”
Yeah, this is some Sam Lake level stuff.
Lmfaoooo
@FarrowTheEdgehog15 _ fallout 3 and 4 are the weakest in the main franchise
I don’t even really like fallout, I think. I’ve played 3,4, new Vegas, and 76, and couldn’t finish any of them. But I freaking LOVE these videos
Truly poetic
Raider: "Will you just... stand still!" Mitten squad: "Well yes, that's my entire attack plan."
“I know a guy who knows a guy that can help me. Both of them are me”
bipolar disorder
Roger smith.
I love how every time Paul starts a video with a normal explanation of game mechanics and then just slowly starts descending into madness
I feel like having you cheat for challenges is okay, like giving yourself a certain perk, or having a certain companion, is fine, as long as it's the main source of the challenge.
This is one of my favorites of your works, Paul. Great comedy as usual. However, there's a tragic twist, one you probably didn't even know. If Adam Bomb can survive his own NUCLEAR DETONATION, hell, even being
HEALED BY IT, it's actually pretty likely he would be the sole survivor (unintentional Fallout 4 reference) of the purifier exploding. He is the accursed immortal. Unable to die and any attempts to do so wipes out 6 city blocks per attempt. He can never die. Not fully. Truly the most pitiable character you have ever created.
Unless he comes across stray radscorpions
I was thinking the exact same thing!!
he's like a ghoul with even better immortality.
He can die of age
@@i-am-a_person8598 Possibly. He does, in fact, still age. But then that got me thinking...what if he still came back? For those that don't get the joke, Adam here "revives" whenever he dies (when Paul reloads a save so in my headcannon he is immortal not just because of that but how his explosive curse works) and radioactively explodes when near death/dies.
So...I see three potential outcomes.
(1) He dies, violently explodes, but because of his age, doesn't come back. Finally, finally...resting in peace.
(2) He dies from old age at say 88, explodes, but is revived at a stasis age, say 33. So he has another 55 years in his "natural" life span before being reincarnated into a younger form.
(3) And the most purgatorial, he dies of old age, explodes, and comes back...just to die of old age immediately and explode again...just to resurrect, die, explode. Again and again and again. Because he came back right as his "natural" life span hit zero, he is forever trapped in a perpetual series of never-ending, radioactive explosions. A most grim fate indeed...
So thanks for letting me brainstorm this. It was fun!
Why is every line in this video funny what the hell, “I bopped him on the nose with a nuclear newspaper” love it
that was my favorite line by far
Grandma Sparkle: I fear no man. But... that thing...
Nuclear Anomaly Mitten:
Grandma Sparkle: It scares me.
I read this initially as " Nuclear anomaly Kitten" and got really confused but also really intrigued.
"My Eruption Can Actually Kill Me" sounds like one of those weird medical documentaries.
Ew gross lol
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Or a really weird anime.
"No xp farms"
Drop a mine next to a stationary NPC and disarm it immediately. Pick it up and repeat. Moira is a good NPC to do this with.
I think you used to be able to do the speech check from the annoying chick in big town over and over again too.
Yeah, but it probably going to take two hundreed billion years to get to level 30 this way
@@igorkoskin5214 50,000+ xp no thanks
The Mr sandman perk works.. it gives you XP whenever you use it and kids can only be knocked unconscious in game and it's kinda morbid but you can do the sandman perk on kids for infinite XP
there's also the scrap metal exploit
7:11 "But even she cannot overcome the power of the Atom."
Guess the children of Atom have found their nuclear Prophet
Imagine if this perk was implemented into Glowing Ones instead of their weak ass flare. Now add an ability to raise other ghouls in the process as they can in Nuka World DLC and make them US soldiers stuck in their power armor just like Ghost People in Dead Money. That'd be quite an enemy type.
TheArklyte how would they get stuck in their suits though
Radiation?
@Commander Shepard no.
Mom :”stop playing so many games”
MittenSquad: “I only play one game, fallout.”
And Skyrim
And elmo’s counting game
Why mom? I make bank on YT videos *about* playing games, why do I *need* a REAL job?
three games
four games really
"Can you beat a window mounted air conditioner using only vodka"
answer = yes but it takes a lot of vodka and a piece of cheese
not sure. but i put together a shelf from walmart with a glass vodka bottle because i didn’t have a hammer at my apartment
@Moe you have to be a channel member
What
@Moe in the game?
These are progressively getting more complicated, in a few more he's going to say "can you beat F4 as a Russian super computer from the 80's?"
Can You Beat Fallout New Vegas With A 1970's Calculator?
"can you beat Fallout NV as a giraffe?"
Can you beat fallout 4 as a big toe toenail
"Can you beat Fallout 4 as a T-34 that combined it self with a Sherman that is also an F1 Formula car that repels ordinary matter?"
Can you beat fallout 4 as Nate's pet Russian
rest in peace man, you've accomplished this now 1:34
Bro don't make me cry I'm at work watching this cmon
Them:4
Paul, an intellectual: "a third of a dozen"
Lmao
That’s how you reach that 5000 word essay
Paul is just looking out for Mista
Unoriginal Person how about “ a quarter of twenty thousand”
"This super mutant looked different"
You-. . . Paul, you're just now aware of super mutant overlords? How long have you been playing this game?
I think he usually beats the game before becoming high enough level for them to spawn
Most people never get that high leveled
@@PureArchon they only spawn if you have the broken steel
@@Da_Shark I got them when I was going after the geck
@@PureArchon They're part of the add-on, they're not in the vanilla game, that's why
Another masterpiece of a video. I will never get tired of watching and rewatching these challenges. Rest in peace Paul, thank you for the humor and life lessons you gave us ❤️
"Depending on difficulty, the perk can kill you", Bethesda's QA department really is just a hamster on a keyboard somewhere isn't it
I've modded my game to make the perk go boom at 20% health instead of 20 health, even though I never use it. What a crappy perk I tell you hwat
Quality Assurance? From _Bethesda?_ That's a good one.
@@BradTheAmerican i think thats what bethesda wss going for too, its just that... theyre bethesda
The poor coding of bethesda games is what makes them magical in my opinion
My issue when people complain about Bethesda games is that I don't know of any other open world games with bethesda's level of character customization. The Witcher and breath of the wild are both open world games, but they prescribe a character to you. Having multiple race and gender options is a lot more additional work for the programmers than it seems.
6:54 I love the continuity of the MSCU (Mitten Squad Cinematic Universe). First he had his phone ring, so he smacked it. Then later he just softly asked it to stop. And now he put his phone on vibrate but forgot to take it out of his pocket. I am looking forward to the next character ark, where his friends accidentally walk into him recording the voice-overs. I salute you.
[SPOILERS!!!]
I heard that 4th season is series finale, allegedly ending with Mitten being arrested for first degree murder.
"We've been shooting this guy for hours! He's gotta be close to death"
"Just keep sho-"
*BOOM*
Dont fake me out with that windows volume bar at 0:24 It's not acceptable that, Mitten. I thought my keyboard was haunted.
I was wondering what the hell was happening. It was so weird especially watching this video on a television
I’m so glad i am on mobile
Jokes on you, I use a Mac
Jokes on you! I use an LG Refrigerator
@@cooliosis4177 Jokes on you, I use a
missed opportunity to beat the game as an infant as well.
"atom bomb baby"
Little boy
@@ozzy9410 nah, he chose to beat the game as a "fat man"
You make me depression
Me to and atomic baby would be hilarious
Your my atom bomb baby, your my atom bomb, I want her in my wigwam, she’s just the way I want her to be, a million times hotter than tnt!
15:14 "But my life left my body around the time I died" Truly an inspirational quote
You can do the infinite metal glitch and sell it to the water guy at megaton for xp and caps
What? How?
@@Zanemob ua-cam.com/video/8t5S5wVEalY/v-deo.html
thats how
Dang it, you beat me to it.
I thought this was patched in the game of the year edition
Video Idea: “Can you beat Fallout 4 with just the Striker?” The striker is a unique Fat man that only fires bowling balls. :))
1 sec I know a vid about this
Here you go: ua-cam.com/video/nUAHnkf2L1M/v-deo.html
Wtf, i did not know about that weapon xD
@@panham6767 Will I just get Rick rolled when I press that link?
Better idea. Beat Fallout 4 with only the Nuka-nuke.
Iron Duke I’m thinking that right now
“Very likely they will take you from 23 to 0 before you can say Hiroshima” got me way more than it should have
"Adam Bomb"
Your punny names just add an extra layer of enjoyable to these videos.
That's a wacky package garbage pail kids joke
@@GrosvnerMcaffrey and your rant is a total waste of time and energy. But until now nobody complained.
My first thought was "like that one wrestler or you just made that one up?"
@@truewhissan who's ranting? I just thought I'd point it out
@@GrosvnerMcaffrey Apparent someone who doesn't know what the Garbage Pail Kids are.
"I'm the big joke, and my body is the punchline" has to be the most badass thing anybody has ever said or done in recorded history.
"This is my most powerful prank. I'm going to knock up your wife."
I'm honestly not sure how he keeps coming up with so many hilarious lines after all those videos. I'd really love to like his videos thrice or more.
Mitten: Someone call an ambulance...
*Mitten reaches 20 HP and starts glowing*
Mitten: ...but not for me.
NPCs in a ten meter radius: .-.
NPCs: maybe I am Hiroshima
npcs go brrrrrr
NPC: *insert Mike Wazowski face meme here*
@@spoopy_dragon Lo Wang: Just a like Hiroshima
Haha unfunny
Mitten: " they offered me candy"
Also mitten: " call an ambulance, but not for me."
4:56 it’s not just a useless perk because of how finicky it is, it’s because of the alternative perk you can get at level 30 raises all of your special stats to nine... so the perk seems kind of trivial in comparison to what you can get
Yeah, and if you wait with the bobbleheads you get all to 10, did that every time
@@marvinscheer1028 Last time I played all the way through I was having problems finding perks that were worth getting and finished intense training.
It’s for role playing purposes.
HEAR THAT, NEW VEGAS PROTECTORS/BETHESDA HATERS? ITS ROLE PLAYING AS AN EXPLOSIVE ANOMALY!
Lol kidding of course
Almost Perfect is such a great example of how Bethesda doesn't really get Fallout. RPG series famous for allowing players to play all kinds of different character builds and types? Add a perk that makes every character's attributes the same by max level. Bethesda Logic!
@@scarlet_phonavis6734 Did you seriously just use the word autistic as an insult in 2020? Legit thought people who said that unironically went extinct in 2018...
God accidentally poured the entire humor bottle into this man when creating him.
Literally dude. I fall asleep to these videos and half the time I crack up before I fall asleep. It’s amazing lol
And fallout skills
You think God would create something like Paul?
@@ifunny3481i have a theory.
a normal theory.
so god can't have possibly have made paul, right? but in his fallout new vegas as a necromancer(i think) video, he said that a pair of twins birthed by the lord of hell, jeff bozas, ripped his family apart. maybe the lord of hell, the opposite of god, got jealous and tried to take back paul, or, paul was just spontaneously created
@@mogenoof interesting theory however I believe he was fucked into existence (not birthed mind you) by a frog and a sloth and left in the woods to be raised by squirrels.
Alternative titles:
"Can you beat Fallout 3 as a Super Mutant Suicider?"
"Can you beat Fallout 3 as a Headless Kamikazee?"
UnknownCleric2420 it’s not suicde
Can you beat Fallout 3 as a Fatman?
Can you beat fallout 3 as a creeper
Technically thats more: *can you beat fallout 3 as a walking bomb*
Aka
*can you beat fallout 3 without taking any damage 4th of July edition*
@@LucyWest370 Well, whether you're a Super Mutant Suicider, or a Headless Kamikazee, or an idiot only using Nuclear Anomaly, your only attack is exploding. So...
Edit: Also you have to go down to 20 HP, which is basically suicide in and of itself.
14:29 Fun fact: mutant overlords have a hidden perk that makes them do more damage to the player when wielding a tri-beam laser rifle
The mutant hillbillies in Point Lookout have a similar perk for their weapons too, IIRC.
No they don't. Certain DLC weapons simply have an effect that does a certain flat bonus damage to the player. Tri-beam laser, lever action rifle, and the double barrel shotgun are 3 that come to mind. Thusly, any NPC will gain the bonus effects against you if they were to somehow get a hold of those weapons. If I recall correctly, I don't think it's even hidden, and examining the weapons in the pipboy will show a -X health as the effect or something, but if you look in the mod tools you see that it's conditioned that it only applies bonus damage from attacks to the player. I actually modded that crap out of my game a long time ago, because enemy attacks that ignore damage resistance isn't a very fetch way of increasing difficulty.
@@LonelySpaceDetective yeah the point lookout hillbillies actually deal magic damage, which obviously is impossible to have resistance to.
Not a hidden perk, but instead have 40 unblockable extra damage when wielding a tri beam laser rifle or super sledges.
@@BradTheAmerican seriously, did you just watch Mean Girls? fetch lol
I feel like there's an alternate universe where Paul's character drowns and grandma sparkles curses him in unimaginable ways.
"Behold!, for he is coming with the clouds, and every eye will be blind to his glory, every ear stricken deaf when they hear the thunder of his voice!"
Nice
thank our lord jesus !!!
*GLORY TO ATOM*
This oddly sounds like a line from "living in the light"
“The stupid sentry bot robbed me of all my fun, Like the members of the mitten squad discord server when I changed the role colors to purple for about 15 minutes”
Purple is so hard to read on the dark grey of discord.
Thaias Oh... so that’s* why lol makes sense now.
God, man. You are so witty and funny.
I'll miss you forever man. 💜
"Bop on the snout with a nuclear newspaper," lol.
"How could she not? My fingernails are like razor blades."
Mitten Squad is pure savage.
I started watching this video and that lead to the discord and now I have been on a call playing cards against humanity for 3 hours
“The waking Nagasaki Perk” funniest shit I have heard this week.
I turned himself into a walking nuclear bomb, funniest shit I’ve ever seen.
This series is like Groundhogs Day, but he's tried so many things to make it stop, he's desperate and getting crazy specific.
God Tier Meta.
Rip man hope you’re having a blast playin fallout up there🙏🏻
“But my life left my body, around the time I died”
Generally how it works
Every 60 seconds a minute passes in Africa
People die when they are killed
The real question is not “Can you beat Fallout 3 as a Nuclear Anomaly,” it’s “why is Mitten squad so damn good?”
All the enemies be like "will you just stand still" when he’s LITERALLY standing still
"I did kill the roach during my 10th birthday party only so that I wouldn't have to play the game as a baby"
Thank god
"If someone has a powerful gun like a Combat Shotgun, it's possible that they'll take you from 23 to 0 before you can say Hiroshima"
bruhhhhh funniest shit ive heard
Right, spit of coffee 5 feet
Dan Mikkelsen “more useless than a comatose toddler with a nerd gun at pedal harbor.”
RIP Paul. You won't be forgotten
He actually seems into this run for the 1st time In ages.
Hell yeah, new Mitten upload!
Nuclear Anomaly is insane, btw.
such a useless perk though lol
Rest in peace mitten squad, sad to see that grandma sparkle never ending torture had ended
"Their insidey parts inside me" -Mitten Squad 2020
"A boop on the snoot with a nuclear newspaper" is the most legendary thing you've ever said. Well done sir! I laughed like a madman at that one 💀
This challenge is basically:
"Killer Queen has touched my body"
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Bites za dusto
Gunpowder, gelatine
Dynamite with a laser beam
Guaranteed to blow your mind
Anytime
@@DanielRyanScott Recommended at the price
Insatiable an appetite
Why is Heart Attack taking so long?
"I'd make another star war reference, but the only one I've seen all the way through is Solo"
Dear god Paul, you really are a sadist
I haven't even watched that much. I've never seen more than snippets of Star Wars.
AnonymousUser that move was like an 8/10 with fixed brightness
Good effects, original trilogy style, no politics.
@Arran He never said that
Sorry this comment was really fucked up in light of irl events
I mean, the endgame is just dying, so you're basically speed running the game.
No.
Yes.
@@serotonin.scavenger Sequence-breaking like a pro.
OH MY GOD🤣😝🤣🧐😂😝😝🤣😝SO QUIRKY☺️😜🤣😝😝😝😝🤣😗😁😗😙😂😂😙🤣😙😂😙🤣😝🤣😝😂😂😂😝🤣😛😂😜🙂
So basically you are Deku from season 1 of My Hero Academia, you can destroy anything in sight, but you’ll break nearly all your limbs in the process.
I thought of a weird challenge idea!
Can you beat fallout 4 with only one type of specific perks
Explanation: Like only strength perks or only luck perks you get the point right?
“There are no EXP exploits like there are in Fallout 4”
*Laughs in Big Town*
how exactly?
Yeah the sandman exploit.
I love the way you narrate these Playthroughs. This is the best so far
Rip mittensquad
15:14 " but my life left my body around the time I died"
7:39
Mitten: "That *beep beep beeep* went into the sea"
Subtitles: "That vile "woman" ran into the sea"
Can we have a sequel to you yelling at your ac unit please?
11:17 "will you just... stand still!" -a raider that is currently stabbing a man that is standing completely still
7:14 the first time I've ever heard Mitten laugh at his own joke lol.
last time I was this early I witnessed a screaming match with an AC unit
I love how the question of the title is answered literally in the first minute and we still watch
We miss you Paul
Video idea: “can you beat fallout 76”
Without wanting to go homicidal/suicidal/omnicidal in the process?
Base game or Wastelanders?
Because Wastelanders has an endings
The next video
“Can you beat fallout 4 as Jesus Christ himself”
Be walkin on water
That means that Mitten Squad can do a perfectly normal Playtrough, because he IS Jesus fucking Christ...
What type of build is Jesus?
@@thaias9654 charisma 8, luck 7, Intellegance 6, endurance 6, all other points distributed evenly. Barter, speech, and medicine as your tack skills. Child at heart, Educated, Fortune finder, Impartial Meditation, Animal Friend, and Life Giver as your skills in order to become Jesus, also you have to have karma at 100 percent, no steling things, no killing innocent, and don't be rude (Basically don't do anything that negatively impacts your reputation)
Yes.
14:00 This was the funniest moment. Bro cheated on you
I saw this in my recommended before I got it as a notification
That happens to me all the time
"I bopped him on the nose with a nuclear newspaper" never change, Paul
Enemies: gets a critical hit
My level 30 lone wanderer: *KRAKATOA*
That's a good little fish. Always worship your squid octopussy god who errupts LSD if he is pleased with humanity.
And errupts Magma if he is pissed.
Lmao
Butch: fights a 10 year old
Also butch: turns into Hiroshima
The script for this one was awesome, especially the first few minutes!
This the first Mitten Squad video I ever watched. Now I've gone back and watched *almost* every video! Thank you for having an amazing channel and making my day everyday!
"I'd make another star wars reference, but the only one i've seen all the way through was Solo"
I'm sorry mittens we can't be friends anymore
For real
@The More you Notice
Robbaz would be proud :D
Ordoo145 have *you* see Solo? Cuz that’s a solid 8/10 and a solid 6/10 as an introductory movie to the original trilogy
It is the fact that it is the only one he has fully watched I think not that it was solo
“Can you beat red dead redemption 2 with only a varmint rifle?”
More like can you beat RDR2 with only the lasso and/or a knife. Real gruff tuff cowpokes don't need guns to conquer the wilds of America. They just need their bare bear hands.
Legends speak of a legendary master among legendary legends who fought the great evil known to man, an odd sounding air conditioner, using raw drunken foolhardiness.
Your house under siege by air conditioners? That man taught them to fear him almost as much as the Lone Wanderer's dad fears his baby's gonna escape the vault again.
“No XP farms”
An imaginary 100+ count of scrap metal:
RIP Paul
Man, watching this at night is hard