Bill Burr On Donald Trump’s Appeal | CONAN on TBS

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  • @Krizzee
    @Krizzee 8 років тому +9311

    Bill Burr interviews are like mini comedy specials

    • @jlottie8218
      @jlottie8218 8 років тому +100

      check out his podcast. it's like extra long comedy specials twice a week

    • @nintendo9231889
      @nintendo9231889 7 років тому +35

      Too much sports for me though

    • @seanh1564
      @seanh1564 5 років тому +7

      You don’t say?

    • @happzy
      @happzy 5 років тому +24

      Actually I think he sets this up this way. Burr uses a lot of his material from stand-ups in those interviews. It's a very unique twist on stand-up performance.

    • @dr3wt947
      @dr3wt947 4 роки тому +1

      Ya just shows he was born for that

  • @sarcasm4905
    @sarcasm4905 9 років тому +2949

    I could listen to this guy rant about anything, for days.

    • @DennisKrol
      @DennisKrol 9 років тому +81

      Herkko Koskinen www.billburr.com/podcast here you go.

    • @sarcasm4905
      @sarcasm4905 9 років тому +8

      ***** thanks - had only watched the stand-ups :)

    • @athernandez666
      @athernandez666 9 років тому

      ***** Thank you so much

    • @Diavolo222
      @Diavolo222 9 років тому +16

      Herkko Koskinen REALLY? Holy shit you missed out. His podcast is fucking amazing. It's every monday and thursday. It rapidly becomes one of the highlights of your day to listen to this dude just talk about anything. I m not into american footbal, but when he sometimes speaks about it, just because it's him, it becomes interesting.

    • @Grunge_Cycling
      @Grunge_Cycling 9 років тому

      Herkko Koskinen He has a Podcast! Twice a week!

  • @jeffghant4760
    @jeffghant4760 8 років тому +9137

    Why is everything this guy is saying making perfect sense?

    • @jeffghant4760
      @jeffghant4760 8 років тому +341

      Bears 16-0 Well, my name's not Bill Burr.

    • @TheXV22
      @TheXV22 8 років тому +3

      not really

    • @younebi
      @younebi 8 років тому +96

      Because he is unafraid to make fun of illuminati people on national tv.

    • @lhschumacher3
      @lhschumacher3 8 років тому +10

      My thoughts exactly.

    • @PONYBOYonline
      @PONYBOYonline 8 років тому +111

      Because he has a crisp thought process. Pay attention to the world and try living outside of yourself and you'll be able to see the world more clearly without some muddy bias clogging your brain.

  • @lockandreload
    @lockandreload 8 років тому +9846

    "Hillary Clinton goes to those Bilderberg meetings."
    Dead silence.

    • @nintendo9231889
      @nintendo9231889 7 років тому +368

      Mose Schrute Conan has to cover for them

    • @kariyam2202
      @kariyam2202 7 років тому +236

      R.I.P. Bill

    • @ajayjanardhan
      @ajayjanardhan 5 років тому +121

      What's Bilderberg? Something like illuminati, freemasons?

    • @heyyeshyou
      @heyyeshyou 5 років тому +390

      @@ajayjanardhan yes it's a meeting where Elite's meet up discuss the future of their earth whether we like it or not, then those who want more power are fucked in ways that would make you want to kill them all then they just have one big ass orgy.

    • @stevet1396
      @stevet1396 5 років тому +202

      @@heyyeshyou after seeing the whole jimmy saville thing...
      I think the elites get up to darker stuff than orgies at those meetings

  • @MelodicsRareMusicVid
    @MelodicsRareMusicVid 8 років тому +7373

    the fact people didnt laugh after bilderberg just shows how clueless people are to whats going on in politics

    • @elvatosquatcho
      @elvatosquatcho 8 років тому +44

      very true. Hillary " keep America dumb"

    • @Orgotheonemancult
      @Orgotheonemancult 8 років тому +5

      +Lisandro Posse What?

    • @Leftyotism
      @Leftyotism 8 років тому +25

      it's not touchy at all xD it's a huge event and police shows up bigtime, many €uros from the tax-payers are used for the security of these mafiotic structures

    • @reservoirfrogs2177
      @reservoirfrogs2177 6 років тому +100

      jphilly819 It's meeting where rich people go to show off how rich they are and in turn people think they're the illuminati when it's just a bunch of asshats

    • @jeremyc9593
      @jeremyc9593 6 років тому +21

      If it's a real thing, then why would they laugh? What's so funny about it? That would be like laughing when someone says there are clouds in the sky.

  • @popgames4306
    @popgames4306 8 років тому +2892

    This is my favorite Comedian.

    • @theJIVETURKY
      @theJIVETURKY 8 років тому +22

      BILLY blu balls thereeeeeeeeeee!

    • @kevinepema1164
      @kevinepema1164 7 років тому +3

      Pop Games hands down the best out there

    • @rigatoni_pasta
      @rigatoni_pasta 6 років тому +2

      Pop Games He’s so great. He’s very funny and just doesn’t care.

    • @Hiiiiii74
      @Hiiiiii74 4 роки тому +4

      For me, it's a tough race between Bill and Norm Macdonald

    • @meowdiepie7169
      @meowdiepie7169 4 роки тому

      same

  • @LokTar_Ogar93
    @LokTar_Ogar93 9 років тому +2465

    he is a legend

    • @JesBlazed1
      @JesBlazed1 9 років тому +17

      Acura

    • @TheNewAlexProject
      @TheNewAlexProject 9 років тому

      +Bruce Deng period !

    • @RollOnToVictory
      @RollOnToVictory 9 років тому +8

      Bruce Deng "At Least You Know We Hate You" should the giant banner behind the eventual republican nominee at the RNC

    • @eafanboyssuck
      @eafanboyssuck 9 років тому

      +Bruce Deng A living legend!

    • @Bambuswaldninja
      @Bambuswaldninja 9 років тому +9

      +Bruce Deng what if we owned all the legends? i want all the legends under my house.

  • @Trigg3rHippie
    @Trigg3rHippie 9 років тому +568

    One of the few people that can make Conan genuinely laugh his arse off.

    • @jasonloperivera26
      @jasonloperivera26 9 років тому +60

      It's true. That's why he always brings him back. Conan is a big supporter of Bill.

    • @pie2413
      @pie2413 9 років тому +4

      +Jose Serrato Sure, he's got something coming up but that's the reason he's a guest on a show. Bill is a relatively lesser known name in comedy and can't just show up on a show like other, more popular comics can. He may have something to promote, but Conan always makes sure to get him on his show.

    • @thatguymcflizzy
      @thatguymcflizzy 9 років тому +2

      +Trigg3rHippie yea, and Dave chappelle too.

    • @vladxx2
      @vladxx2 9 років тому +1

      +Trigg3rHippie Conan said that he loves Bill because even though every time someone comes in for an interview they submit a list of what they'll talk about with Bill despite that fact you never know what will he say. ;)

  • @amayramlew
    @amayramlew 8 років тому +2626

    Bravo for the nestle comment!! He s awesome..!

    • @ljb5163
      @ljb5163 6 років тому +22

      NiceCockGuy no he didn’t.

    • @gomaxim7057
      @gomaxim7057 6 років тому +15

      Even Burr gets sometimes off rail just like with this Bilderberg comment. Concerning water: In fact it's not as obvious as it may seem at first stight that people will be better off with state owned water. Very often stuff that is state or community owned gets strongly polluted / quickly destroyed because if no one owns it no one cares. Whereas eg. bycicles, forests, gardens, rivers etc. which are privately owned get treated with much more care and are more sustainable.

    • @millsykooksy4863
      @millsykooksy4863 6 років тому +21

      Go Maxim um no......Aquafina is disgusting.

    • @JohnDoe-po5cm
      @JohnDoe-po5cm 6 років тому +25

      Go Maxim "Do not, my friends, become addicted to water. It will take hold of you, and you will resent its absence!"

    • @TheBizMarquee
      @TheBizMarquee 6 років тому +2

      Yea you're right but I don't think that was his point

  • @LakersDynasty42
    @LakersDynasty42 9 років тому +2185

    The complete SILENCE at 1:41 when he says "Bilderberg meetings".

    • @MWcrazyhorse
      @MWcrazyhorse 7 років тому +363

      People know. Not one clap, not one murmor. This is the scary stuff.

    • @theburninator888
      @theburninator888 7 років тому +681

      more like nobody knew what the joke is because most normal people dont know or care about any of that stuff

    • @dave2large
      @dave2large 7 років тому +168

      The audience was made up of those who are aware of and fear the Bilderberg group and those without a clue about the group.

    • @MinecraftMania1024
      @MinecraftMania1024 6 років тому +57

      Yeah well Trump advisers attended the Bildeberg meeting last year. So can't blame Hillary only now.

    • @Ben-ht2cv
      @Ben-ht2cv 6 років тому +139

      Thats the sound of the audience thinking "oh god this guy isnt one of those conspiracy lunatics is he"

  • @hawtchico2010
    @hawtchico2010 8 років тому +2442

    When he was mimicking the guy towards the end. He reminded me of that farmer that gets his body taken by the alien cockroach from men in black 2

    • @tkcaapi2876
      @tkcaapi2876 8 років тому +7

      rofl!

    • @Cananalope
      @Cananalope 8 років тому +143

      +Eddy Padilla pretty suuuuuuuuuuuure thats the first MIB. SUGAR WATER!

    • @austinsmith3493
      @austinsmith3493 8 років тому +5

      +JamKaret sounds just like him

    • @barzmcneil5839
      @barzmcneil5839 8 років тому +22

      EDGAR!!!!!!! I'm looking for a cat.....it was a gift.

    • @TheReapersSon
      @TheReapersSon 8 років тому +35

      +Eddy Padilla
      Edgar's Wife: "E'gar, ur skin iz hangin off ur bonez..."
      *pulls back face*
      Edgar: "THURRR! IZ THAT BETTUR???
      *wife faints*

  • @thecardusguy5610
    @thecardusguy5610 4 роки тому +990

    “You said all this sexist stuff about women”
    “Nah, I said that about Rosie O’Donnell”
    “No, you said it about other women too”
    “Eh... you’re probably right”
    lmao

    • @midasthestallion4105
      @midasthestallion4105 3 роки тому +36

      "That's what I do, y'know? Every once in a while I have a couple shots of bourbon, I go off on the broads....then I get back down to business."

    • @dru70292
      @dru70292 2 роки тому +21

      It's even funnier because bill didn't even write that as a joke, it's literally exactly what happened.

    • @fansofst.maximustheconfess8226
      @fansofst.maximustheconfess8226 2 роки тому +4

      @@dru70292 EXACTLY.

  • @AvoltageGaming
    @AvoltageGaming 8 років тому +3695

    "You may return to your creepy Japanese pornography."
    Damn it how did he know?!

  • @thedjames97
    @thedjames97 9 років тому +2732

    That silence after he said 'Bilderberg'...

    • @fortyforfree
      @fortyforfree 9 років тому +235

      These gluten free high on weed and gay rights half zombies from Fukushima radiation drought dehydrated kale munching celebrity chasing momos couldn't get a clue by chance, or the Laugh sign didn't go off.

    • @probablyasleepLoL
      @probablyasleepLoL 9 років тому +38

      +Iceburgg Slimm SAVAGE

    • @bio2020
      @bio2020 9 років тому +1

      +Iceburgg Slimm 322 ?

    • @fortyforfree
      @fortyforfree 9 років тому

      +bio2020 what?

    • @bio2020
      @bio2020 9 років тому

      Iceburgg Slimm I don't care about concealment anymore.

  • @Evija3000
    @Evija3000 8 років тому +513

    And the water guy went on to become the villain of Mad Max: Fury Road.

    • @fromthe4621
      @fromthe4621 5 років тому +13

      Great marketing strategy. Way to tap into new markets

    • @meatboy5714
      @meatboy5714 4 роки тому +7

      @@fromthe4621 they are actually doing it in michigan. nestle is evil man

  • @lucidstargirl
    @lucidstargirl 8 років тому +280

    the combination of Bill's comedic genius and Conan's uncontrollable laughter is a delight to see that I will never get tired of :D

  • @abcd123906
    @abcd123906 8 років тому +203

    "She meets some guy in a deer costume at Bilderberg and then she thinks she can relate to people who drive snowplows" LMAO

  • @br88dy
    @br88dy 8 років тому +911

    Watching this after the election is nuts.

  • @PhoPhucLai02
    @PhoPhucLai02 8 років тому +315

    LOL he mentions Billderburgh meetings here and in his follow up interview after the elections. He's consistent I give him that.

    • @johnorson6907
      @johnorson6907 2 роки тому +3

      As if they’re not worth bringing up? A bunch of the most privileged people in the world talking about how to shape everyone’s lives. Now it’s called the WEF

  • @Bane391
    @Bane391 9 років тому +667

    This is the first time I've seen this guy, he seems hilarious. I'm going to have to binge watch his videos now.

    • @StarShopChannel
      @StarShopChannel 9 років тому +3

      Bane391 he's funny but a serious woman basher

    • @Smegma007
      @Smegma007 9 років тому +146

      StarShopChannel And how is that a negative? I'm kidding but in this climate of sjw and feminism, how can any self-respecting man not be?

    • @rob879
      @rob879 9 років тому +30

      Bane391 he's a comic genius

    • @ThatOneStuff
      @ThatOneStuff 9 років тому +87

      StarShopChannel he speeks truth in everything he ever says

    • @sheepwhisperer8527
      @sheepwhisperer8527 9 років тому +8

      Bane391 He's my favorite comedian. Funny as hell.

  • @adamt995
    @adamt995 6 років тому +65

    I used to work at a comedy club out in Salt Lake City. But I'll tell you, this is one of the coolest guys to actually sit down and have a conversation with. My favorite comedian of all time no doubt

    • @booprice5473
      @booprice5473 2 роки тому

      Stop lying

    • @wespaul9345
      @wespaul9345 Рік тому +1

      He's a national treasure. You guys haven't got much left. Fort Knox is in Jerusalem.
      Appreciate him while you can.

  • @therealflamelit
    @therealflamelit 8 років тому +330

    he said Hilary & Bildeberg... & shut it down for about 2.5 seconds

    • @vmbp8756
      @vmbp8756 8 років тому +16

      kind of a weird silence. lol

    • @raisinade
      @raisinade 8 років тому +31

      +Take this L;Ron Hubbard He was trying to decide whether to talk about the reptilians or not.

    • @bullshi4258
      @bullshi4258 8 років тому +1

      +Take this L;Ron Hubbard Oh, i see you got a picture of Mr. Hoyobembe

  • @okamuspanulirus9614
    @okamuspanulirus9614 8 років тому +361

    How can u not like this guy hahaha

    • @Leftyotism
      @Leftyotism 8 років тому

      +Mako Kumagai
      ikr :D

    • @iamthatguy1870
      @iamthatguy1870 8 років тому

      +Mako Kumagai if he s talking about you ,,,,easy

    • @okamuspanulirus9614
      @okamuspanulirus9614 8 років тому

      +iamtheKingbitch: bet he talks abt u a lot

    • @iamthatguy1870
      @iamthatguy1870 8 років тому

      Mako Kumagai Yee ,, you got it :p what i was trying to say

    • @AWrestlingHistorian
      @AWrestlingHistorian 6 років тому

      "Pushing people in wheelchairs down the stairs."
      X D

  • @zissou6928
    @zissou6928 8 років тому +806

    Fun fact: Nestle's actually going through with it

    • @raijin7707
      @raijin7707 8 років тому +22

      Well I'm expecting trump to be a thorn in their side xD

    • @raijin7707
      @raijin7707 8 років тому +36

      ***** LOL all of these people talking doom and gloom of trump just make me laugh I can't take it serious. So this guy is so scary because he's a little insensitive. Most of these no Trumper people behave as if we are living in a Cartoon watch them loose it in these streets, I'm laughing because they are acting stupid and the man has not even done anything yet XD I will flip out when trump actually do something to hurt us until then you people are just delusional.

    • @jontraz5993
      @jontraz5993 6 років тому +6

      雷神Raijin have you flipped out yet?

    • @Katya_Lastochka
      @Katya_Lastochka 6 років тому +54

      Jonas Albin Oh no, guys, he banned terrorists and is deporting illegals, saving the economy, lowered taxes and unemployment. Someone help!

    • @joermundgand
      @joermundgand 6 років тому +3

      It's a fact, it's not funny.

  • @ConstantineAndreas
    @ConstantineAndreas 8 років тому +273

    My dream is that Bill Burr and Conan get to do twelve episodes of a talk show of some kind together. That's all I'm asking. Twelve one-hour episodes. I don't care what the show is about, what they do, or what they talk about. Just get these two guys in a room together, point some cameras at them, and let the whole world kick back and forget about their problems for a little while. And is there enough magic out there in the late night moonlight to make that dream come true? Please say yes, Universe. Please say yes.

  • @BobbyWanKenobi
    @BobbyWanKenobi 9 років тому +294

    One of my favourite comedians!

    • @AlzdemX
      @AlzdemX 9 років тому +7

      mine too

    • @SyvernSycor
      @SyvernSycor 9 років тому

      ArmoredGamingSalad Absolutely. You are now my favorite youtube Gamer because you just admitted to having the greatest sense of humor of all time.

  • @NishantGogna
    @NishantGogna 8 років тому +278

    Two of the funniest guys in America here

    • @Ari-lu5ve
      @Ari-lu5ve 7 років тому

      Nishant Gogna fr haha

    • @67cuda38
      @67cuda38 7 років тому +3

      Who conan ???? He's gotta friggin twinkie shoved up his ass !!! Too PC, to be FUNNY !! There, now go sit at the kids table !!!

    • @ShaunHorsePony
      @ShaunHorsePony 6 років тому +11

      He does an incredible job for someone who's doing a different show every night of the week. Most comedians couldn't do it.

    • @samir9504
      @samir9504 6 років тому +3

      Wait but Dave Chappelle aint in this vid alongside bill

    • @baburao87
      @baburao87 6 років тому

      You're talking about Andy, aren't you?

  • @JustDontGetIt
    @JustDontGetIt 9 років тому +528

    I swear I love this guy! Over here crying xD

    • @nicko2864
      @nicko2864 9 років тому +10

      JustDontGetIt i know, i watched this on tv and couldn't stop laughing. i never even heard of this guy before, but now i love him

    • @scotttydoesknow
      @scotttydoesknow 9 років тому +16

      ***** Listen to his podcast, The Monday Morning Podcast!

    • @nicko2864
      @nicko2864 9 років тому +4

      Scott Hyde hahaha, thank you for telling me about those! they are hilarious

    • @CrowClouds
      @CrowClouds 9 років тому +3

      JustDontGetIt You don't have to swear, we believe you

    • @eliecer16
      @eliecer16 9 років тому

      ***** Look up Bill Burr Philadelphia. You Are Welcome. It's fucking halarious

  • @lvpower5214
    @lvpower5214 9 років тому +676

    Thank God he threw a little Republican bashing in there otherwise that stupid silent audience wouldn't have known what to do, they reacted like he was insane.

    • @anessone
      @anessone 9 років тому +8

      So if i tell you "yeah i dont believe in the president im that guy.." Would you laugh hard? Dont think so. Maybe you would chuckle. The whole build up really for that joke is the goat head part anyways whch they laughed at. Also they laughed at trump being honest bit.

    • @okeen5265
      @okeen5265 9 років тому +69

      +LV Power Yeah considering it's in NYC, where like 95% of the population are staunch Democrats...he better throw in a few Republican jokes or he'd get booed off the set. But in reality, he's a Ron Paul supporter.

    • @okeen5265
      @okeen5265 9 років тому +21

      +Charles B Ahh, well same applies to LA...an insanely vast majority of the voters there are Democrat..
      +Yekaterina Lastovkina If you listen to his podcast, you'd know what I mean. He does follow politics, but is also sane enough to know that it's all a charade. He says he votes Libertarian and is a Ron Paul supporter.

    • @herlocksholmes7327
      @herlocksholmes7327 9 років тому +11

      They're not used to hearing celebrities directly reference our overlords.

    • @TheFlammableGas
      @TheFlammableGas 9 років тому +8

      +Nunya Biznes Lol he's not a conservative. if anything he's a moderate but not conservative in the slightest.
      "Conservative libertarian" is an oxymoron anyway.

  • @jahsilent1
    @jahsilent1 8 років тому +733

    we lol about the water thing but its no joke....

    • @Davexplorer
      @Davexplorer 8 років тому +13

      exactly what I was thinking lol

    • @jahsilent1
      @jahsilent1 8 років тому +3

      Gen. Layabout u should be sharing it before its too late

    • @Walking-MY-Path
      @Walking-MY-Path 8 років тому +3

      For real man! It's crazy out here.

    • @rakim2730
      @rakim2730 5 років тому +2

      Greedy humans

    • @Buttington_Headerson
      @Buttington_Headerson 4 роки тому +3

      Of course it isn’t. That’s why it’s funny. It’s a horrible tragedy that people think that way. That water shouldn’t be available to all.

  • @mercytoday
    @mercytoday 8 років тому +39

    Oh man! How did I miss Bill Burr for all these years? I vow to see everything Bill Burr on UA-cam and be a Bill Burr expert!!!!

    • @theivory1
      @theivory1 8 років тому +2

      +mercytoday Look up the "old man face" joke.

  • @ellllllo77
    @ellllllo77 8 років тому +220

    2:52 only man that can genuinely make Conan crack up

  • @ScipioWasHere
    @ScipioWasHere 8 років тому +381

    You know, when he said Bilderberg, the entire production crew was freakin out but tryna keep it cool.

    • @brazy375
      @brazy375 8 років тому +6

      JJ K it would be a shame if the entire crew were to mysteriously pass away

    • @wipeout2098
      @wipeout2098 8 років тому +14

      Jon Ronson's "Secret Rulers of the World" has episodes on both the Bilderberg Group and Bohemian Grove. They're up on UA-cam. I mention both as Bill Burr mixes them up on Conan but they're similar in some ways.
      Also, Ronson isn't a crazy conspiracy guy like a lot of people who talk about this, he's a balanced journalist who likes to go out and investigate.

    • @mangelm1416
      @mangelm1416 8 років тому +4

      i dont think they care or know whats that

    • @alvalankerofficial
      @alvalankerofficial 8 років тому +7

      Oh my God yes, you know Conan almost had a heart attack because he wants to be in that club.

    • @lucius7993
      @lucius7993 8 років тому +29

      Yeah, and then they uploaded it to UA-cam unedited. Typical panic move right there.

  • @vahnn0
    @vahnn0 9 років тому +350

    Bill Burr for president 2016.
    Great men do not seek power, but do the best with the power that is thrust upon them. Or however that fucking saying goes.

    • @AshKetchup123
      @AshKetchup123 9 років тому +9

      +vahnn0 Nah man, Deez Nuts

    • @AttilatheThrilla
      @AttilatheThrilla 9 років тому +2

      vahnn0 Cool n all but I don't think Bill would ever want to be president.. Its just not his style.

    • @ricdavid
      @ricdavid 9 років тому +4

      vahnn0 If Bill Burr was elected, on his first day of work he'd get so mad at everyone around him, his head would literally fill with blood and explode. Kids would have to memorize his name for history quizzes for over a century.

    • @vahnn0
      @vahnn0 9 років тому

      Chickenbeek That would be "thrust into."

    • @AshKetchup123
      @AshKetchup123 9 років тому

      Junk Junk A lot of people say Obama is the first atheist president and Bill Clinton was the first black president.

  • @CarmelaMiles
    @CarmelaMiles 8 років тому +335

    Who is this Bill Burr? Why? Why did I not watch this earlier??? Damn. He funny...

    • @warcamp70
      @warcamp70 8 років тому +45

      One of the best comedians ever.

    • @Zabuza3190
      @Zabuza3190 8 років тому +10

      Claudine Malis his stand ups are great. Netflix if you got it.

    • @Zabuza3190
      @Zabuza3190 8 років тому

      Claudine Malis his stand ups are great. Netflix if you got it.

    • @criticalmass3993
      @criticalmass3993 8 років тому +2

      Its funny because its true(specially nestle part) :D

    • @basselsalah4604
      @basselsalah4604 8 років тому +2

      you dont even know ;D

  • @trollpolice
    @trollpolice 8 років тому +89

    bill burr is great, the kind of guy u want to have a beer with

    • @Walking-MY-Path
      @Walking-MY-Path 8 років тому +2

      Or smoke some weed with.

    • @darukan
      @darukan 5 років тому

      Oh you definitely do not want to have a beer with bill burr

  • @juanaltredo2974
    @juanaltredo2974 8 років тому +360

    yes, thats enough bill burr clips for today, I need to go to the bathroom or a disaster its going to happen, ok, one more clip and THATS IT!

    • @1croatoan
      @1croatoan 8 років тому +14

      You know there's no such thing as enough Bill Burr clips. You're better than this man! Take your phone to the shitter and continue watching until your legs go numb... get it together buddy. You're acting like an amateur. This is a pep talk not a criticism. I tell you this because I care!

    • @artist6696
      @artist6696 8 років тому

      what do you juant

    • @mikebrennan7045
      @mikebrennan7045 8 років тому +1

      juan altredo I'm watching on the toilet.

    • @ayjaybay93
      @ayjaybay93 8 років тому

      I just "discovered" Bill Burr a few videos ago, I'm not too for gone yet stop the binge that is about to happen, but I don't want to stop...

    • @spignetti
      @spignetti 7 років тому

      totally....the guy is hysterical...!!

  • @Yuspliff
    @Yuspliff 9 років тому +235

    LOL he mentioned illuminati oh boy

    • @sheepwhisperer8527
      @sheepwhisperer8527 9 років тому +57

      Yuspliff That's fine. As long as you don't touch Zionist Elite, you're in good shape.

    • @xaby996
      @xaby996 9 років тому +23

      Sheep Whisperer He touched on satanism - good thing he stopped there.

    • @BrandonNinja
      @BrandonNinja 9 років тому +4

      looks like he won't have too long now.

    • @justUGGGGHH
      @justUGGGGHH 9 років тому +3

      Yuspliff nah that's just a buzzword. He's referring to the the elitist groups that build all the nukes and planes and shit like that. It's to fight terrorists, extract resources easier, and protect from revolts and such. Plus the members of those groups are incorporated within the government and have the law on their side. This allows them to get away with a whole bunch of scandalous shit and nobody stops them because everyone's prerogative is to a.) not go to jail... and b.) make money by reporting what they're told
      This is why the media is so scripted and fake, and it seems to be a very fine line of what all of the political pundits and other famous influential figures respond to.

    • @ricdavid
      @ricdavid 9 років тому +3

      Yuspliff Take a drink every time ol' Billy Freckles starts veering into tinfoil-hat territory.

  • @matttfoster
    @matttfoster 15 днів тому +14

    Wonder how Bill feels about the United Healthcare CEO

    • @spirahsass
      @spirahsass День тому +1

      He’s talked about it every podcast episode since the happening happened

  • @EJacobsBeats
    @EJacobsBeats 9 років тому +95

    Yes, Bill is talking about Bilderberg. Good shit.

    • @tab9100
      @tab9100 9 років тому +1

      Get em ol billy

  • @blueg8731
    @blueg8731 8 років тому +75

    "Get in a time-machine and talk to me back then" (1:22)

  • @Supermanohman
    @Supermanohman 8 років тому +262

    Can you please just show the entire interview rather than break it up into 2 minute clips?

    • @shakemaster2844
      @shakemaster2844 6 років тому

      On UA-cam it's about views for the channel. And views equal??????

    • @gregdahlen4375
      @gregdahlen4375 5 років тому

      illuminati say no

  • @NateTalksToYou
    @NateTalksToYou 4 роки тому +283

    2:16

    • @subline_funtime
      @subline_funtime 4 роки тому +6

      People really simping for ✅

    • @blanethegoat
      @blanethegoat 3 роки тому

      i need to see more of those nate videos where you come up with these crazy ass random idead

    • @blanethegoat
      @blanethegoat 3 роки тому

      ideas*

  • @NinthCinemaDown
    @NinthCinemaDown 9 років тому +367

    The average viewer isn't smart enough to understand half of what he's talking about. "Hillary goes to Bob the Builder meetings, and eats goat cheese?"

    • @fortyforfree
      @fortyforfree 9 років тому +23

      These gluten free high on weed and gay rights half zombies from Fukushima radiation drought dehydrated celebrity chasing momos couldn't catch a clue by chance, or the Laugh sign didn't go off.

    • @easya3335
      @easya3335 9 років тому +1

      +Ninth Cinema Down he said Bilderberg

    • @Thrashaero
      @Thrashaero 9 років тому +4

      +Iceburgg Slimm the fuck does high on weed have to do with it?

    • @christopherrivas4403
      @christopherrivas4403 9 років тому +5

      +Alex J He knows what he said. That was part of the joke.. that people think what he said was Bob The Builder...

    • @THEGREATONE420
      @THEGREATONE420 9 років тому +3

      +Alex J lol case in point.

  • @brightscofield1606
    @brightscofield1606 4 роки тому +5

    “ dude Hilary Clinton goes to those bilderberg meetings” 😂 😆 how direct can bill be!! 😂

  • @MrNgweez
    @MrNgweez 8 років тому +55

    One of the things that drew me to Bill was his voice. It's so hilarious

    • @L0Ldude11
      @L0Ldude11 8 років тому

      same

    • @HM-gl3ve
      @HM-gl3ve 8 років тому +5

      Specially when he says , oh, its unreal ! :p its brutal !

  • @sawmesalami
    @sawmesalami 8 років тому +318

    watching the day of/after the election.

    • @hvrc0
      @hvrc0 8 років тому +113

      I came here after 'Nothing will change with Trump as President' lol

    • @bmo4411
      @bmo4411 8 років тому

      Me too, lol

    • @nintendo9231889
      @nintendo9231889 7 років тому

      Harsh Rajmachikar did Obama ever make you a sandwich? Hahaha funniest thing ever. Damn brilliant.

  • @MikeTotem
    @MikeTotem 5 років тому +2

    2:31 - Just SOO brillant. The setup and the punchline is just perfect craftet and delivered!!

  • @shinypinecone
    @shinypinecone 9 років тому +924

    Bernie Sanders 2016, the only candidate that isn't bought by corporate America or isn't the corporations themselves.

    • @bio2020
      @bio2020 9 років тому +216

      shinypinecone You mean Donald Trump.

    • @msmitty4099
      @msmitty4099 9 років тому +210

      Won't work. Bernie is a socialist, and even though socialism isn't "evil," it doesn't work with a country as big as the U.S. It can work on smaller countries with like 4 million but at 400 million socialism would fuck everything up. Bernie would be a disaster

    • @DrSeptapus
      @DrSeptapus 9 років тому +74

      M Smitty democratic socialist. Important distinction.

    • @Studeb
      @Studeb 9 років тому +57

      M Smitty Yeah, socialism can't work in countries with more than two "A" in the name, for reasons I wont give.

    • @giannis5250
      @giannis5250 9 років тому +19

      bio2020 "or isn't the corporations themselves." you dumb fuck

  • @alfatazer_8991
    @alfatazer_8991 9 років тому +23

    Damn it Conan! I was just about to turn in for the night then this popped in my sub box! Now I have to resist the urge to go on a Bill Burr watching spree:(

  • @dannydinosaur73
    @dannydinosaur73 Рік тому +3

    2:47
    "Wannaowndawater." 🤣

  • @PatrickWDunne
    @PatrickWDunne 14 днів тому +11

    The Nestlé comment aged well

  • @ocvipe
    @ocvipe 9 років тому +21

    Bill Burr just gets me. He like knows whats funny to me and it works every time. :)

  • @tallaser
    @tallaser 11 днів тому +11

    Watching this video in 2024 after the UHC CEO shooting. 2:16. 😲

  • @onurerk
    @onurerk Рік тому +6

    Bill perfectly captures my views about the Nestle CEO’s comments about water 😂

  • @skepticstoic1
    @skepticstoic1 6 років тому +3

    “Saved by the bell.” Lmao I lost it😂😂

  • @robertrodriguez6565
    @robertrodriguez6565 8 років тому +7

    its like getting an extra podcast from him this week. awesome

  • @TimothyRyanFisher
    @TimothyRyanFisher 8 років тому +6

    I have not not laughed so hard in a long time thanks to Bill Burr. My wife and son were busting a gut watching him on Netflix when I got home from work and I joined them we had the best laugh, his relationship comments are brilliant. Thank You for saying what you actually think, I am so tired of hearing people lie about how they actually feel.

  • @WyrusETS
    @WyrusETS 9 років тому +12

    I love it when Bill comes on. Easily one of the best comedians at the moment. Conan should get him to do a stand up routine, just a few bits.

  • @drewinsur7321
    @drewinsur7321 5 років тому +9

    2:16 "there is a guy from NESTLE that doesn't think WATER is a basic human right" now that aged pretty well, nestle is suffuring the consequencies just now in mid 2019

  • @fathergabrielstokes4706
    @fathergabrielstokes4706 5 років тому +29

    I'm a Republican and I love Bill Burr.

  • @taytayswiftie13-o1d
    @taytayswiftie13-o1d 5 років тому +29

    I hope the nestle guy who wants to own water is watching this

  • @Ausghan007
    @Ausghan007 8 років тому +37

    The guy is genius

  • @vouduska
    @vouduska 9 років тому +36

    JUST CHECKING IN ON YA!!

  • @theophany4935
    @theophany4935 2 роки тому +3

    "There's a guy that wants to own the rain" lmao

  • @doesntmatter4477
    @doesntmatter4477 8 років тому +65

    Give me one reason why Bill Burr isnt the GOAT.

    • @johnwilson8437
      @johnwilson8437 8 років тому +28

      because he would say patrice o'neal earned that title

    • @MoeMentos
      @MoeMentos 8 років тому +13

      john wilson GOAT answer 🐐

    • @doesntmatter4477
      @doesntmatter4477 8 років тому +1

      I guess there is no GOAT because its all opinion xD

  • @kovyiscool
    @kovyiscool 9 років тому +34

    Me undies me undies. No more sweaty balls. Badoop boop boop!

  • @stas2000
    @stas2000 9 років тому +16

    I knew we could trust Bill Burr! He knows what's up!

  • @Shams-fe6lq
    @Shams-fe6lq 6 років тому +2

    4 years later this playlist is still gold.
    Binge watch it whenever you have a bad day.❤️

  • @Travis_EL
    @Travis_EL 9 років тому +5

    Bill Burr is by far the best comedian going today. His uncanny ability to improvise on the spot mixed in with his smartass intelligence is a great combination and is the reason why I love the guy. His brilliancy is shown in this simple interview where he just takes off with things off the top of his head and makes it hysterical.

  • @bluesyace9564
    @bluesyace9564 5 років тому +7

    He reminds me of my uncles and their friends or my grandpa and his friends hanging out and talking about stuff, the way he talks, the things he talks about, its all reminiscent of that. Everyone should speak their minds like he does.

  • @johnanonymous7873
    @johnanonymous7873 2 роки тому +11

    I love that guy! He tells the truth even if the truth hurts he can make a joke out of it and it's always funny

  • @RedfishCarolina
    @RedfishCarolina 3 місяці тому +4

    The first 30 seconds were spot on, 9 years later.

  • @inferno3007
    @inferno3007 9 років тому +9

    More Bill Burr!! He is so funny

  • @ellena.8369
    @ellena.8369 5 років тому +6

    Anybody else on a Bill Burr-on-Talk-Shows binge right now? This man can take any subject, any issue, any off-limits topic to the table and generate humor from it.

  • @fftere
    @fftere 8 років тому +22

    1:40 Anyone noticed the tense silence? "Is he really bringing this topic in national television?"

    • @KarstenOkk
      @KarstenOkk 6 років тому +8

      Let's be fair, 90% of the average Conan audience voted for Hillary.

    • @ollikoskiniemi6221
      @ollikoskiniemi6221 3 роки тому

      Such a stupid taboo.

  • @ryder1757
    @ryder1757 5 років тому +8

    He speaks his mind and he speaks the truth. just a straight-up good old fashion guy.

  • @Later_Nerd
    @Later_Nerd Рік тому +2

    Conan and Burr are absolute perfection. Bill knows how to press the buttons just enough and Conan knows exactly when to interject and when to step out of the way. Must be that red head telepathy. I'm glad those dead eyes found a way to communicate with each other.

  • @arinkulshi
    @arinkulshi 8 років тому +15

    This is exactly what is going to happen. Bill is absolutely right.

  • @ngubod16
    @ngubod16 9 років тому +8

    Can listen to Burr talk all day.

  • @shah3001
    @shah3001 3 роки тому +3

    I could watch these two sit there and talk about anything for hours.

  • @DiverseLA
    @DiverseLA 8 років тому +17

    I wanna own all the water! LOL

  • @kynes333
    @kynes333 8 років тому +14

    How prophetic of Burr. [Opening line.]

    • @NickiesAdventureChannel
      @NickiesAdventureChannel 5 років тому +1

      kynes333 he littleraly has came out with so many things that have come true it’s scary haha it makes me laugh how Conan squirms while bill just puts the world in perspective

  • @bensonwachira328
    @bensonwachira328 3 роки тому +1

    "this guy works for Nestle! He should be happy. Delivering people cocoa" 😄😂🤣

  • @zuto96
    @zuto96 9 років тому +19

    Best comedian

  • @TPBCollector
    @TPBCollector 8 років тому +6

    Lol bruh actually brought up The Bohemian Grove. That's OG.

  • @gehazelmuse1507
    @gehazelmuse1507 5 років тому +2

    “I Want All The Water” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @jefffraley7094
      @jefffraley7094 5 років тому

      Absolutely, we should never underestimate some humans capacity for greed.
      I was reminded when reading about Alfalfa of the little Rascals untimely death.
      None of the kids that I know of saw any royalties.
      To this day, their work and likenesses are making many others money.
      My mother cleaned the toilets and townhouse of the manager of the dog Petey.
      You couldn't make this up.

  • @2901gagandeep
    @2901gagandeep 8 років тому +12

    3:04 He knows.

  • @dashingtherouxthesnow4017
    @dashingtherouxthesnow4017 4 роки тому +10

    1:09 Bill predicted cancel culture

  • @manuelsilva9993
    @manuelsilva9993 4 роки тому +1

    "I'll come to the door in a robe slightly ajar"
    Funniest damn line I've heard in a while

  • @CravonMoorehead
    @CravonMoorehead 8 років тому +29

    Soon they're gonna be charging us for air. Its coming sooner or later

    • @pieeater7113
      @pieeater7113 8 років тому

      *Global Warming*

    • @CulCritDecrees
      @CulCritDecrees 8 років тому

      Nice job getting it exactly wrong. You certainly should be penalized for fouling the air.

    • @onebadmoto
      @onebadmoto 8 років тому

      GURU definitely water

    • @geejee1255
      @geejee1255 8 років тому +6

      taxes are just that lol

    • @claire111
      @claire111 3 роки тому

      The masks are a warm up.

  • @mightymoeish
    @mightymoeish 8 років тому +30

    Bill Burr is a national treasure

  • @SLEEPAWAYCAMPP
    @SLEEPAWAYCAMPP 3 роки тому +2

    “I have a couple shots of bourbon, I go off on the broads” 😂😂😂😂

  • @orlandocalder1645
    @orlandocalder1645 9 років тому +4

    Bill Burr is one of my favorite comedians ever. I love his honesty. Too many people, comics included, neuter themselves and it makes them untrustworthy and when it comes to comedians, it hinders their comedic element.

  • @Zoutubez
    @Zoutubez 5 років тому +8

    NOW that's exactly what happened to Kevin Hart lol Bill Burr been telling the truth!

  • @dr3wt947
    @dr3wt947 4 роки тому

    Love Conan’s stuff for years. Since I was a kid he’s been doing his talk show. I’m 36 now. I remember being in middle school leading into high school and just laughing my ass off

  • @lprzytula
    @lprzytula 3 роки тому +5

    Bill Burr: I don't think it matters who's president.
    Joe Biden: Hold my dentures.

  • @TheMysteriousDumbaz1
    @TheMysteriousDumbaz1 9 років тому +41

    This is why I want trump for president, he's the charismatic leader America needs right now.

    • @XCILE625
      @XCILE625 9 років тому +40

      TheMysteriousDumbaz1 True, I want to see America go to shit

    • @theFINNISHmonster1
      @theFINNISHmonster1 9 років тому +8

      McChicken yea. If trump becomes president.... end of america and maybe even the worlds end

    • @ocvipe
      @ocvipe 9 років тому +2

      Petit Louis LOL

    • @TheMysteriousDumbaz1
      @TheMysteriousDumbaz1 9 років тому +4

      +Petit Louis yea, cuz trump is gonna start a mass genocide of Jews in America.

    • @MrTexasRedbull
      @MrTexasRedbull 9 років тому +10

      TheMysteriousDumbaz1 *mexicans

  • @archangul
    @archangul Місяць тому +2

    What a genius. I mean, Comics spend months coming up with lines and he just spits bangers in a regular conversation.

  • @LASTCARonBROCK
    @LASTCARonBROCK 8 років тому +8

    I WANT ALL THE WATER lol