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i really liked the “is this an anti-establishment thing” like the genuine confusion that cop felt like he was really missing something thinking in his head like “is this how the kids protest nowadays?”
@@lobsters12111 yeah but it's not labeled for kids, either way you slice it, still a felony. Is in the states at least, and I'm sure that it's not just a law here
@purplerains I think it was exactly that. The camera seemed to be positioned where they normally go for news stories, and I assume he was meant to be a reporter so they allowed him them through like that. Probably weren't expecting him to knock and run instead though.
In Denmark here: if the channel between Denmark and Sweden was to freeze over, and a Sweed was to walk over the ice, we are permitted to stop them by hitting them with a stick or simliar blunt weapon until they stop and walk back.
In Denmark there is a law that says if a prisoner tries to escape from prison and they are caught in the act, they must be taken back inside. Nice touch, that :D
That was exactly my thought, this one feels really specific, just imagine the context, one guy doing something really messed up with a "suspicious fish" in his arms.
Cop 1: "Do you know something about... this" Cop 2: "I think I've read about it. All I can say it's something historical" Cop 1: "Something bad?" Cop 2: "Can't remember. But by the look of it... definetly not."
Quick note. I’m not British but I do know a decent amount of British English So. A cop in the UK isn’t a policeman. It’s a specific type of criminal A very.... handsy criminal
It sad to not explain where are coming from this laws and to just be stupid and to explain nothing , its really not interessant ... it stupid , its made for stupid people ...more dumb than the laws u can not understand ....
Lol I imagine the “no sockless people within 100 yards of the Queen” bit was just a roundabout way of saying “no poor or beggars” without actually saying it 😂
Never thought of it like that! Rich and powerful people have always been pretty great at being classist/racist/sexist/etc without actually saying what they mean.
In Germany there are also laws such as: If there is a non-consensual pillow fight, the blow can count as a weapon. A self-defense reaction can then take place in full force. At the same time, a robber can sue you for damages if he is injured by a trap while breaking into your apartment - Kevin would be punished harshly under German law.
Sashimi grade fish is in fact very expensive - I wouldn't be surprised if the fish he was carrying was worth more than 100 pounds. So, I'd say it was a real wager, if he'd lost the fish.
Exactly right! Whenever I see a sign with a rule that doesn't seem to make sense, I want to know the story of how that sign got there. There's always a story. lol
It's actually a law from 1986 with makes the possesion of poached fish illegal, it's a loose provision though seeimg as they only have to have reasonable suspicion the salmon is poached.
In Denmark there's an old law that says that if the strait Øresund freeses over and swedish people walk over to ice to Denmark, we're legally allowed to beat them with a stick. However other laws have negated that law today.
Wtf The Fish Is Stinking And It's Also A Legend? *What A Great And Weird Fish* I Think You Meant: "Thinking If Fish Is A Law" Or Maybe You're Talking About Something Else Idk
@@refsmithy I mean the guy was doing something very strange. Even if it didn’t seem threatening they would still want to know what is going on for security reasons. They’re not on patrol their guarding the Queen after all.
@@refsmithy Officers around British landmarks in London are usually armed so the fact it was an armed officer responding isn't exactly unusual considering where he was, but yes, generally people acting in a manner that isn't very normal around an area of high interest will get a more elevated response from law enforcement
I can see it as a law to nip a ruff arms race in the bud. So that people of higher social standing didn't have to go for triple ruffs just to one up some merchant
In Argentina, the action of "knocking and running away" is called " ring raje", and seriously, I can't believe that in the UK you have a law against it, even though it's makes a lot of sense, when I was a little girl, we used to have such a fun doing this 😂😂😂 Really fun and also interesting video. New subscriber here!
@@shuenshuen lol I never knew why it was called that. As kids we never thought it was about red haired people. Maybe it was about gingerbread men 🤣 it's a mystery.
Laws are usually reactions to ongoing problems so this all makes me think there was a lot of suspicions salmon handling and library gambling in ancient Britain.
He needed to handle the salmon more suspiciously. I could have done better. The guy just wasn't trying hard enough. All of these laws revolve around suspicion. I'm off to go gamble in a library now... in America... where it's legal... just like God intended! Seriously, I want to gamble in a library now. These were some pretty lame efforts to break stupid laws, I demand a reshoot!
If you want to proposition something stupid to do and have nobody to do it with always find a college student that has to study for something. It always works.
I love that the guy in the library actually sits down with him and starts playing a game of blackjack *before* asking why they are doing it also, although I already knew what the salmon law was really about, I always have some nasty pictures in my mind of what "suspiciously" might mean
He wasn't breaking the law, almost all of those laws have been repealed or he actually twisted the wording of the law so what he did wasn't illegal, for example the handling a salmon suspiciously is a law from the 1980's in relation to poaching. Had he been doing that in an area with salmon he probably would have been questioned about where he got the salmon.
"I'm in for arson, you?" "Fondling a salmon" Deleted first edit because it wasn't funny, but the guy who sat down and played blackjack in a library during the day is confused beyond description but also having way to much fun to be legal.
I like how the police officer just laughs after he pulls the old knock a door and run, or more commonly known as a ding-dong ditch for those who have doorbells.
@@UchihaFabio Wouldn't be allowed anywhere near the white house though, unfortunately.... Andrew Jackson used to invite strangers to shoot rodents from the white house porch.... Unfortunately people though it was a good idea to try to illegally enter the white house, so they added a fence and snipers on top of the white house....
3:14 all fun and games until the guard takes his sword out saying "finally been waiting for this my whole life never thought this would actually happen"
I like how when he got questioned for wearing a suit of armor, he made an excuse just in case he could still be punished. Probably wouldn't have gotten his head chopped off, but if he said "I'm breaking a stupid law," he might have got a fine.
I actually heard about this law. I'm not sure if that's quite the proper wording of the law, because the intent of the law is to curb illegal fishing. So really considering that, "suspiciously" would mean carrying it around with fishing gear and likely other fish, or being nearby to a fisherman who may have caught the fish that person was carrying. Just carrying around a dead fish in the city in regular attire wouldn't count.
If a stranger came to me and I said "Do you gamble? We don't have to do it for money, I got a sashimi quality fish", I totally would play a game of blackjack with them even if I don't know how
I brought an actual brick to a Brick-by-Brick Foundation fundraising campaign in our high school, collecting money to build schools is Sierra Leone. Everyone thought it was hilarious... except the principal.
In Oklahoma (A COMPLETELY LANDLOCKED STATE towards the middle of the United states), it's illegal to shoot a whale from a moving vehicle with anything but a pistol
Wager the PM wasn't home anyway, so it was alright. Also, totally unrelated to the first word in the above statement, but you're not in a library are you? :V
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Que bueno que más creadores hagan sus canales bilingües
la traduccion es horrible
pagenle a locutores por favor, eso esta terrible
It's awful.
I didn’t know there was an option to change the audio!
That’s amazing, thanks a lot ✨
"Is this like an anti Establishment thing?"
Little did that cop know he was staring in the face of a criminal master mind.
Little does all cops know
TheIVEyed **police
👏👏👏😂😂😂😂
That shit actually made me laugh.
This reminds me one of the longest English word: "Antidisestablishmentarianism"
*Goes in for a job interview and they see his extensive criminal record*
🤣🤣🤣 dude this comment is way underrated
Suspiciously walking around in public with the fish.
Then they hire him because it was a Laws Tester Job.
@@boltowl625 knocking on a door and running away
“Police! Is that fucking fish jenga?”
Shout-out to the man who actually sat down with him and played blackjack in the middle of a library aisle.
This guy just servedon't 3 months in jail for this
Man of the year
He is now serving his 6 year sentence in jail
Yes thats relly gangster
Yeah that was very funny🤣🤣
i really liked the “is this an anti-establishment thing” like the genuine confusion that cop felt like he was really missing something thinking in his head like “is this how the kids protest nowadays?”
No, of course not. They adhere to much more productive strategies such as gluing themselves to something.
He was technically correct though, as the law is the establishment and this video was about breaking laws
Lmfaooo
Right?!
The best part is it's a 100% correct assumption on his part, because it is!
“What are you in for?”
“I handled a salmon suspiciously.”
😂😂😂 this comment should be at the top
Prison Mate: *(backs up)*
Prison mate: GUARDDDDDDDDD
(The third prisoner: i gambled in a libary)
"Police! Is that fucking fish jenga?"
I like how he doesnt tell them the reason he's wearing armor, like he's actually scared they're going to cut his head off.
LMFAAAO, I NEVER THOUGHT ABOUT IT THIS WAY
@@andrewhrusovsky9426 I would argue that he could show this video as the kids thing he was recording
Yeaaah that was a bummer, I feel like he went with that more so to not cause unnecessary conflict rather than out of fear of decapitation tho haha
@@lobsters12111 yeah but it's not labeled for kids, either way you slice it, still a felony. Is in the states at least, and I'm sure that it's not just a law here
The chances of being decapitated for wearing armor is small, but never zero
_”I’ll try harder to be more suspicious”_
* starts running *
I robbed a bank =)
or be black
+Raul W.
Get out of here. Racebaiting shithole.
@@vikingraven4758 Ikr. Foolish
Inside the wall at York I heard it's legal to kill a Welshman with a bow and arrow. ....well that was my excuse.
“He’s checking to see if his car is locked.. that’s how fucking creepy I look” GOT ME LAUGHING ALREADY
Who knew a man with a fish could be so unsettling
You don't see that everyday
Medieval soldiers who got their heads cut off are watching this in the afterlife like "oi' bruv this is unfair innit"
thy cannoth recieve such bullshith
Thy thinketh this is suchetg bull.
I imagine them being like: Heck yeah break those stupid laws and just cheering him on in their afterlife
I’m British and I can confirm that nobody in this country says ‘oi bruv innit’ it’s a myth.
quite roight mate
When you walked with salmon, i could almost see "!" on the heads of pedestrians
Haha, great comment.
Payday lol
@@masahirosakurai3733 i actually meant Metal Gear Solid, but yeah...
Then you jump on them and hide them in streets
More like it a "?" Mark was there !! Hahahaha
If he was in the medieval ages. He would be the most wanted man
bounty: 90000 million coins
Or whatever the currency was at the midievals
El Chapo 2.0 but instead this is before El Chapo was even born
@@kingcartierjs7022 i agree
But... the medieval ages ended in 16th century. Those laws weren't even made up then :D.
“Do you think this is a suspicious fish? ”
“Oh definitely” 😂😂😂
Sus 😳
Best salesman ever
The fact that a police officer looked at him while he knocked on the prime minister's door and leave is just hilarious
"Oi' Mate that's illegal"
@purplerains I think it was exactly that. The camera seemed to be positioned where they normally go for news stories, and I assume he was meant to be a reporter so they allowed him them through like that. Probably weren't expecting him to knock and run instead though.
@@ilasilas3261 it most likely wasn’t 10 Downing Street. There is an almost identical door on a near by street
They certainly had a permission to film there. You can't just walk into Downing Street, there is a fence blocking the entrance.
@@aiosquadron "you've got a license for knocking on that door?"
"It doesn't look suspicious but it looks interesting." -local British man
sums us up quite well
@Patrick O perhaps your supposed to put sunglasses on the fish to make it a suspicious fish
Just the usual
But is this the reason that in english, if you see something suspicious you say that it looks fishy?
@@mariangelab9755 i think you're onto something🤔
In Denmark here: if the channel between Denmark and Sweden was to freeze over, and a Sweed was to walk over the ice, we are permitted to stop them by hitting them with a stick or simliar blunt weapon until they stop and walk back.
In Denmark there is a law that says if a prisoner tries to escape from prison and they are caught in the act, they must be taken back inside. Nice touch, that :D
You guys still scarred from 1658? ;-)
I can tell you guys take your laws very seriously.
In 1658 the world had an minor ice time. In that the sweeds cross the sea to attack Denmark.
Haha😂😂😂
-How did you end up in prison?
-_I handled a salmon suspiciously_
-_OMG GET AWAY FROM ME_
Her: I like bad boys
This dude: *carries salmon suspiciously*
MaybeNot Yt i can’t stop laughing at this my gosh
Jaco 😂😂
Funniest joke ever!!!
@@TheInternationalBlackLipPlate lol, he would've gotten arrested before he could've finished the sentence.
@Jared Sylvester laughs in sam'o'nella
"Ladies and gentlemen, I see a man walking past with a fish. Pointless."
THAT'S SO BRITISH
I mean no
@@Chinawanka I see your no, and I counter with a yes
@@jp9707 I see your yes, and I double-counter with a maybe so
@9tn9ty 5 I see your definitely and double-counter with an absolutely not
deep-fried frog
The real question is how many people were handling salmon suspiciously where they found it necessary to make a law.
That was exactly my thought, this one feels really specific, just imagine the context, one guy doing something really messed up with a "suspicious fish" in his arms.
@@andreirobu281 ah yes, that have a lot is sense, I am gonna check that info, thx dude.
Bobis Vajine I know is a Skyrim reface but since it’s England by order of the earl
At least 3 1/2 people
Andrei Robu still an odd law
I like how the cop was just standing there after knocking the door 🤣
How things have changed in London in such a short time. You cant get anywhere near that door now.
Alternative title: confusing as many British cops as possible
Cop 1: "Do you know something about... this"
Cop 2: "I think I've read about it. All I can say it's something historical"
Cop 1: "Something bad?"
Cop 2: "Can't remember. But by the look of it... definetly not."
Bri'ish cops*
@@Bee-id4kp HE SAID WE BRI'ISH TODAY
Quick note. I’m not British but I do know a decent amount of British English
So. A cop in the UK isn’t a policeman. It’s a specific type of criminal
A very.... handsy criminal
@@icel8828 no it’s still a policeman we have multiple names
Cops
Pigs
Feds
Popo
Probably more depending on where you are
"Ladies and Gentleman did I see a man walking past with a fish?"
Over a megaphone is probably about the most chaotic and funny thing I'll ever witness
*POINTLESS*
Said the pencil as it wept, mourning for its lost tip-
Why is this so uncommon?
More usual to walk your fish with a leash
"Pointless..." why was he so rude. Doesn't harm anyone
This guy is officially the most wanted person in UK
It sad to not explain where are coming from this laws and to just be stupid and to explain nothing , its really not interessant ... it stupid , its made for stupid people ...more dumb than the laws u can not understand ....
@@dresseur2capocabo850 Shashumga
Nahhhh
Are…are we complacent to this? Are we now considered accomplices!?
Oooooohhhhh nooooooo….
Now he has to not social distance, not wear a mask and eat in a restaurant without a vax passport.
This guy has the face for playing a mastermind criminal role in a movie.
He looks like a Malfoy
@@germsspices he really does :D
He looks like Ramsey
@@germsspices heh
Could be Grindelwald
Lol I imagine the “no sockless people within 100 yards of the Queen” bit was just a roundabout way of saying “no poor or beggars” without actually saying it 😂
Never thought of it like that! Rich and powerful people have always been pretty great at being classist/racist/sexist/etc without actually saying what they mean.
True. Because back then only the aristocrats can afford socks.
Exactly
Exactly
Good catch!
"not suspicious, it looks very interesting" 😂😂 so cute how curious he was
guy: *shakes a rug and wears an outrageous double ruff
policeman: "is that like an anti-establishment thing?"
He knowsss
The police man has hind sight 😮
Did the policeman have an issue with you filming...?
That copper knows his shit!
Antidestablishmentaranism
Inmate: “Whatchu in for?” Him: I held a salmon in public
*inmate cowers away in fear after hearing he has committed such a heinous crime*
Shh
Well sometimes you can get in trouble for holding your "salmon" in public
Inmates:what a brave man
Inmate: suspiciously?
Him: yeah
Inmate: you monster!
Dude imagine just minding your business in the library and a man reeking of fish comes in just to play a game of blackjack real quick. Comedy gold
dreams be like:
@@slipknot.2211 I too dream of beautiful fishermen in libraries, brudder.
Where else do you go to play blackjack?
Casino won't let you in smelling like that.
Roe Games
Very suspicious indeed
In Germany there are also laws such as: If there is a non-consensual pillow fight, the blow can count as a weapon. A self-defense reaction can then take place in full force. At the same time, a robber can sue you for damages if he is injured by a trap while breaking into your apartment - Kevin would be punished harshly under German law.
So you can defend yourself if someone hits you with a pillow but can't defend yourself if someone breaks into your house
For what are ya here in jail?
I was lookin suspicious with a salmon.
Huh, pretty tough.
Lmao😂
Me too man
And in some US states, you can't push a bear out of a helicopter......
Prisoners stands and Sit away from you.
"How tough am I? I'll have you know I stubbed my toe today, and cried for only 27 minutes."
Him whispering ”We don’t have to play for money - I’ve got a sashimi-grade fish” in the library had me dead.
And he said it in a serious tone
Same😂
Sashimi grade fish is in fact very expensive - I wouldn't be surprised if the fish he was carrying was worth more than 100 pounds.
So, I'd say it was a real wager, if he'd lost the fish.
Sashimi you say? Hmmm sus
hes been walking all over london with it, if it was sashimi grade it isnt anymore
The policeman letting him knock on the PM's door and run away strikes me as very British humour.
Hahahahahaha yes that's pretty hilarious
Playing Bennie hill music
“Oh finally something funny today”
@@goldcakes as long as he isnt wearing an outrageous double ruff I think he’ll be alright
I think the policeman knew he was filming, probably even saw the camera crew.
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Such cutting edge journalism…. I’m surprised Vice News is going bankrupt 😂🤣
LOL
@@ZapataEcringe
If you think about it, they had to place a law about suspiciously handling fish, because too many people were handling fish suspiciously
Omg imagine just a street full of people with fish just darting around in black suits
Exactly right! Whenever I see a sign with a rule that doesn't seem to make sense, I want to know the story of how that sign got there. There's always a story. lol
It's actually a law from 1986 with makes the possesion of poached fish illegal, it's a loose provision though seeimg as they only have to have reasonable suspicion the salmon is poached.
People just slapping each otherwith fish
sounds fishy
*Someone is walking by street with a giant salmon*
A random British man: "It doesn't look suspicious"
Honestly there's so much weird crap in central London it's normal to us now 😂
Why would it?
Of course not in my town (doncaster) ppl are always carrying salmon
Bri'ish *
@@aleksababic3730 ? thats not funny
In Denmark there's an old law that says that if the strait Øresund freeses over and swedish people walk over to ice to Denmark, we're legally allowed to beat them with a stick.
However other laws have negated that law today.
That guy who gambled in the library with a total stranger stinking if fish is a legend
😂
That guy belongs to a former British colony
Wtf The Fish Is Stinking And It's Also A Legend?
*What A Great And Weird Fish*
I Think You Meant: "Thinking If Fish Is A Law"
Or Maybe You're Talking About Something Else Idk
@@mtftaskforce3311 i think they mistyped “stinking of fish”
Officer - "Is this an anti-establishment kind of thing?"
Nailed it.
I was more interested by the fact that an armed officer moved into view. Maybe they were taking it more seriously then anyone realised...
@@refsmithy I mean the guy was doing something very strange. Even if it didn’t seem threatening they would still want to know what is going on for security reasons.
They’re not on patrol their guarding the Queen after all.
@@refsmithy Officers around British landmarks in London are usually armed so the fact it was an armed officer responding isn't exactly unusual considering where he was, but yes, generally people acting in a manner that isn't very normal around an area of high interest will get a more elevated response from law enforcement
Lol vice is centered around anti establishment
@@ariefbudi427 You sure about that, buddy?
He was later sent to a jail in Australia.
Do people actually get tricked by your username?
@@raynaldo529 ya somethimes
Y’a by mine too sometimes lmao
You are everywhere bruh
@@someoneontheinternet7027 *they* are everywhere
I like how the number 10 downing Street guard just looked as if it was nothing.
Him: Deliberately breaks law in libray
Also him: Makes sure to whisper
lmao
he's a criminal, not a monster
don't fuck with the librarians dude they're straight up crazy
it would be too stupid to organize illegal casino business in library and get banned for loud voice. Reminds me Al Capone was charged for tax evasion
you gotta show some RESPEC
1:27
Guy with megaphone: There is a man walking around with fish
Guy with fish: *+5 suspicion points*
Microphone? A megaphone, mate. :)
megaphone = atleast +50 suspicion, just jump in a haybale.
Suspicion level: 100
What game is this a reference to
@@swocks4085 runescape
Inmate: What are you in for?
Me: holding a salmon suspiciously.
*Inmate schooches away as fast as possible*
Inmate from other side of the cell tilts his head up:
"That's nothing, I was wearing no socks 100 yards from the queen"
I shook a dirty rug. Beat that.
I wore a double ruff!
Inmate: What are you in for?
Some british guy: having a plastic knife without a licence
The last cop reaction where saw a man knocks the door then ran away is precious 😂
*"HE DID WHAT???"*
"HE WAS WEARING *A DOUBLE RUFF!!!"*
*"OUTRAGEOUS!!! WE HAVE TO WRITE A LAW AGAINST THAT!"*
The current monarch of that time after seeing a shitty double ruff.
I can see it as a law to nip a ruff arms race in the bud. So that people of higher social standing didn't have to go for triple ruffs just to one up some merchant
I read it in an accent of an angry british government official
That's rough. That's double rough.
@@namanaggarwal1957 Well done... That was pretty much the point of the comment. Have a Blue Peter badge 😂
Inmate: what you in for?
me: *shaking a rug after 8am*
Inmate: *Scooches away*
Your comment made me wanna play GTA Roleplay again
Operation Blackout inmate: oh shit
Inmate: YOU ANIMAL!!! *runs away*
In prison I will stay right out of your way. You are loco man.
*Nobody can break over 10 laws in a day and not get caught*
this guy: Hold my salmon
😂
I can’t breathe 😂😂😂😂😂
Wanted to upvote but 666likes
zbigniew pączek 😂
Hold ur unoriginal comment
In Argentina, the action of "knocking and running away" is called " ring raje", and seriously, I can't believe that in the UK you have a law against it, even though it's makes a lot of sense, when I was a little girl, we used to have such a fun doing this 😂😂😂
Really fun and also interesting video. New subscriber here!
I call it Ding Dong Ditching
We used to call it Knock Down Ginger where I grew up
In Dutch its 'belletje lellen'
@@buakawfan333 as a red haired person I feel unsafe
@@shuenshuen lol I never knew why it was called that. As kids we never thought it was about red haired people. Maybe it was about gingerbread men 🤣 it's a mystery.
Plot Twist: They were just letting him savor the fun until his execution.
Noooooooo
Jeez dude.
That got dark real fast
oh lord
I was your 1k like
Nobody:
*holds a salmon suspiciously*
Police: Bloody hell mate.
Im dead lmaoooooo
I can hear the accent
I hear it in girding Ramsay’s voice
Gordon* dumb autocorrect
@BRADMASTER woosh
BRADMASTER the only thing that is cancerous here is your comment
I love how you can just go up to the door of the prime minister.
Its not the actual door, but it's pretty close to 10 downing st, from what I understand.
@@JamesBond-xx1lv wtf when I read Downing Street the dude on the video said it
You can't
You can’t really. On either side of Downing Street there are black gates on both sides, each guarded by armed police.
dude i made ur comment 1.1k
2:33 “I was gambolling in a library.” - Guy who gambolled in a library.
Plot twist: he’s now serving 35 years for multiple offences
Plot Twist: He will only serve one and going to be beheaded after.
@@RogueSeraph double plot twist they skipped the sentence and went straight to beheading
Tbf if a man can get arrested over a joke , then i wont be surprised
@U̷n̷k̷n̷o̷w̷n̷ , quadruple plot twist, he's serving a 35 year sentence, but his head is in a separate cell.
I wish.
Laws are usually reactions to ongoing problems so this all makes me think there was a lot of suspicions salmon handling and library gambling in ancient Britain.
And rug shaking
The library gambling is so that the library could stay a quiet place
The salmon one is prolly cuz ppl could hide things in there
@@RiceTrees Belive it or not. For murdering was done by sticking daggers inside the Salmon.
@@__mindflayer__ oh damn
I thought drugs XD
Turns out it was weapons
Welp the more you know ig
And outrageous double ruffs
Funny how the "no sockless individuals within 100 yards of the queen" hasn't been converted to metric yet
Or to foot
@@MisterPyOne bruh
Then it would be a modern law.
What do they do when heads of other countries wear their traditional outfit & are sockless?
@@dOVERanalyst meeting of peers. Other countries don't owe the queen anything.
"do i look suspicious"
"No you look interesting"
Never in my life would I think I would see a man run into an alleyway while suspiciously handling a salmon
Count yourself lucky mate, at one point in time suspicious salmon handling was so rife they had to make a law to illegalize it
animal abuse is totally accepted.
Of course you wouldn't, its illegal.
Well, at least he didn’t cut down the tallest tree in the forest … with a herring!
He needed to handle the salmon more suspiciously. I could have done better. The guy just wasn't trying hard enough. All of these laws revolve around suspicion. I'm off to go gamble in a library now... in America... where it's legal... just like God intended! Seriously, I want to gamble in a library now. These were some pretty lame efforts to break stupid laws, I demand a reshoot!
The guy who agreed to play blackjack probably had a test to study for. That's always how it works.
If you want to proposition something stupid to do and have nobody to do it with always find a college student that has to study for something. It always works.
@@mikeknight42 ''It just works''
“VICE does not condone breaking the law unless it’s a stupid one."
My country's politicians took that personally.
Can you name a politican? I‘d like to try guessing the country.
@@derlesende ORANGE MAN
@@drnugs3181 Yeah, okay thats a bit to easy. But do you know Andreas Scheuer?
@@derlesende Germany. Joe Jorgensen?
@@d3xter1ty65 Difficult… So the name is skandinavian… Maybe Norway?
I love that the guy in the library actually sits down with him and starts playing a game of blackjack *before* asking why they are doing it
also, although I already knew what the salmon law was really about, I always have some nasty pictures in my mind of what "suspiciously" might mean
Do people hit each other with the salmon?
That last policeman literally laughed at you committing crimes, I’m not sure if I feel safe anymore.
He laughed because he knew that guy would get the electric chair
You wouldn't even be able to even step out the door alive if it was america
@@IFC888 facts
That pfp makes the comment 10x better
@Darren Harper You alright there?
I love how the officer just looked at him and smiled while he broke a law
Most old bill do that anyway 😆
It's 10 Downing St, I assume they had to get permission.
I think he was more questioning his sanity
He wasn't breaking the law, almost all of those laws have been repealed or he actually twisted the wording of the law so what he did wasn't illegal, for example the handling a salmon suspiciously is a law from the 1980's in relation to poaching. Had he been doing that in an area with salmon he probably would have been questioned about where he got the salmon.
@@werechicken1969 nice, I like your reponse
Guy shakes rug after 8 am, wearing a outrageous double ruff and being sockless within 100 yards of the queen.
Policeman: So you have chosen death.
*unloads clip in face*
No no the choice of death was for entering parliament with armour on.
Underrated man yo wtf lol
He just asked him to leave
Imagine he goes to court one day and they happen to find out he committed so many crimes. And then they find out what those crimes were.
"I dealt illegal drugs, and murdered a family. What are you in for?"
" _I carried salmon suspiciously_ "
*backs away*
*looks at the officer on patrol*
@@flamingblood8447 "officer help I don't want to die"
@@noahanders7605 officer : What did he do
Prisoner: 🥵Sussy fishy😩
Officer: runs away cutely
@@softserve7623 you ruined the joke
"I'm in for arson, you?"
"Fondling a salmon"
Deleted first edit because it wasn't funny, but the guy who sat down and played blackjack in a library during the day is confused beyond description but also having way to much fun to be legal.
“I’m in for mass homocide, you?”
“I shook a doormat”
“Ok?”
“past 8 AM”
“Fucking hell”
Wilbur scoot vibes
@@jakesouthern4050 i read the last line as Gordon Ramsay 😂
That's kinda sus
...suspiciously.
On a serious note tho this guy isint actually a bad singer at all
F i o n a on Pun intended? Lol
alhie
F i o n a for real, he’s not bad
Aggghhh ruelette!! 😆😅 me toooo!
F i o n a It You ugly
I didn't know knocking on somebody's door could be that funny. Thanks for the laugh lol
I like how the police officer just laughs after he pulls the old knock a door and run, or more commonly known as a ding-dong ditch for those who have doorbells.
In England its called
KNOCK DOWN GINGER
Like, bro
Constable: This bloke is so lucky this is not America
@@Sardonic_sardine that is what she said
@@UchihaFabio Wouldn't be allowed anywhere near the white house though, unfortunately.... Andrew Jackson used to invite strangers to shoot rodents from the white house porch.... Unfortunately people though it was a good idea to try to illegally enter the white house, so they added a fence and snipers on top of the white house....
In Ireland it's known as knick knack
I can't believe this maniac still roams the street freely. These crimes are heinous, bloody hell.
Bloody hell😂😂😂
Bloody L
bloodey el
@@kingdomofprussia9749 what have I started😂😂
Helly blood
These police officers are doing horribly at their job... It's common knowledge that it's illegal to carry a salmon suspiciously. Like seriously, man!
They probably already saw the camera...
Ellaine Ferrer you probably don’t know what a joke is
@@kn3knight649 I love how your name kind of fits.
But he was not suspiciously enough. :D
why blame the police officers?
I’ve heard about dumb laws since I was little, but you actually had the guys to break them! I love it!
3:14 all fun and games until the guard takes his sword out saying "finally been waiting for this my whole life never thought this would actually happen"
Everyone gangsta till you're carted off to helgen
Or..my descendants never had the opportunity and finally I have my moment I will not fail my ancestors. Wait a minute, Crap, my swords dole!
but like ... if he wanted to, he actually could ... that's crazy!
🤣🤣🤣
too plausible lol
I could watch a whole video of him carrying a salmon around in public
omg same 🤣 I was dying laughing the whole time
Well that would be satisfying.......
That's what she said😉😂
POLICE!! IS THAT FUCKING FISH JENGA?!?
@@Monkeysinger24 UUUUUHG, NO!?
Sounds like a plan
I like how when he got questioned for wearing a suit of armor, he made an excuse just in case he could still be punished. Probably wouldn't have gotten his head chopped off, but if he said "I'm breaking a stupid law," he might have got a fine.
@M Wild That's true, but he had to make an excuse because telling the truth would have caused an issue in some capacity. That was the point I made.
@@amatsua1271 which really brings the saying "the truth sets you free " into so much scrutiny.
Or just not admitted, which would have been one less broken law on the list.
*Probably*
But he didn't lie. He was making a video but hid the truth of what the video was about 🤪😂
Love this content. Weirdly enough it brings people together
Her: I like bad boys who break the Law
Me: Suspiciously carrying a salmon around
U copied this
Kieth Livingston r/whoooosh
@@zagreus6211 whoosh whoosh
Stolen comment
Unoriginal 👏👏👏
“I’m just doing a kids TV thing.” Mission passed +Respect.
Roling thunder
How lying to a police officer isn't a law?
@@kqww11 Ah, yes. A fellow man of culture.
Lol
i read that as he said it
Did the Officers seriously just *watch* him carry that salmon suspiciously??
Honestly, our law is in shambles...
You think that's bad? Where I live it's illegal to have a waffle cone in your back pocket on a sunday
Drunk Cat ur joking😂😂😂😂
@@ryanpriester9508 ikr sounds so fake but i remember seeing it in a childrens book about weird laws where we live
S h a m b l e s
I actually heard about this law. I'm not sure if that's quite the proper wording of the law, because the intent of the law is to curb illegal fishing. So really considering that, "suspiciously" would mean carrying it around with fishing gear and likely other fish, or being nearby to a fisherman who may have caught the fish that person was carrying. Just carrying around a dead fish in the city in regular attire wouldn't count.
most politest law breaking I have ever seen
"Ladies and gentleman, theres a man walking past with a fish,
POINTLESS."
It most certainly is not.
@KINGDOM TAN hi
STOP!
Ok I warned you....
3
2
1....
GO!
Never gonna give you up,
Never gonna let you down,
Never gonna run around and,
Desert you!
How to get 1.4K likes on a UA-cam video comment: Literally quote the video. #IAmNowAGod
I love that even the cop laughed when he ding dong ditched the minister
Correction: *Knock ditched* the minister
@@NoO0o00oO No
@@teccarl2047 Y E S
Knock door runned the minister
That isn't the Prime Minister's house you daft punk! And he knock knock fast walked away..... Kids these days.
“I killed 56 children and burned a dog adoption center. You?”
“I walked without socks close to the queen”
“By the gods”
*backs away*
@@Vowagey *break out of jail just to get away*
There’s a psychopath on the loose
Look up “Straight outta Cyrodiil” it’s what I’m referencing
Im a pretty boy
@@Shadow_1923 yes you are
Oobah needs his own channel!
What if they put him on trial because of this footage years later.
They have all the evidence ..open shut case
If he ever decided to become a real critic of the establishment the queen gets to shout off with his head.
You could tell most of the police didn’t really care, in fact one of them started laughing near the end.
@@bitsbytes123 Imagine in Holland. You light up a spliff in front of an officer and he smiles in that way.
Rip tay k
Her : "I only date bad boys:
Him : "Hold my Salmon"
Oof now im going to jail for holding a salmon
Him: "..suspiciously"
Dats kinda sus bruv
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No thanks man you hold it yourself
“Welcome to the Salty Spatoon how tough are you”
“I suspiciously handled a salmon in England”
“Right this way sir”
YOU DID FUCKING FISH JENGA
i swear i was waiting/looking for this comment haha
Nice
You have to have muscles on your muscles
Everybody gangsta till the police yell at the cameraman for filming
"I love bad boys"
I broke a law
"Really? What did you do?"
I shook a dirty rug in public after 8 am
And handled a salmon suspiciously
“Damn..that’s hot- you are so naughty!”
*Without wearing socks.*
"… Is that supposed to be a sexual euphemism?"
Sock-less
"I drove a truck into an orphanage, twice. What are you in here for?"
"I betted a salmon in a game of blackjack at the library"
"You monster"
“I looked suspicious with a fish.”
“betted”
lol
it's bet
I see, i'm not the only one here who watched sam' o nella academy
In armor
"Do you think this is a suspicious fish"
Ah. Britain.
the fish thing is all to do with poaching
ME Dibble No shit Sherlock.
oi, you av a loisance for that fish.
@@zakgault4209 you are so cool.
Well, it IS dead. That is suspicious. Who killed it?
If a stranger came to me and I said "Do you gamble? We don't have to do it for money, I got a sashimi quality fish", I totally would play a game of blackjack with them even if I don't know how
*Plot twist: Several snipers have been scoping him and camera guys*
They just had low fps and high ping, their shots missed
Man on horseback cuts his head off for wearing armor
Smh they should’ve used aimbot
@@lilfoot4837 The Knight's have been VAC banned.
Like "Sir, should I take the shot?"
In Spain you can enter anybody's property as long as you are chasing a swarm of bees. True story, it is on article 612 of our civil law
LOSM didn’t know that 😱
No jodas en serio? jajajajajjaa
@@tianarmas1665 jurao jajajajaja
Normal que estemos como estemos
de verdad？lol
He's like that one kid who would risk suspension just to make the classmates laugh -
ISTG
Me asf 🤣
The best kid
I brought an actual brick to a Brick-by-Brick Foundation fundraising campaign in our high school, collecting money to build schools is Sierra Leone. Everyone thought it was hilarious... except the principal.
so he's the class clown who is secretly depressed?
The cop laughing at the end did it for me😭
In Oklahoma (A COMPLETELY LANDLOCKED STATE towards the middle of the United states), it's illegal to shoot a whale from a moving vehicle with anything but a pistol
it never mentions whales specificly just endagered species
The one who wrote the law maybe just trolling around lol
The crazy thing to think about is what happened in order for that law to be enacted?
What if you used a nuclear warhead?
@@trollllol5270 well i dont think that's a pistol, now is it?
I like how when he knocks on the door and runs away the police officer just looks at him and laughs
Lol, i saw that too. I’m pretty sure he asked for their permission first.
Wager the PM wasn't home anyway, so it was alright.
Also, totally unrelated to the first word in the above statement, but you're not in a library are you? :V
Hes been thinking about doing it himself😂
Yeah, knocking the door of the leader of parliament would be a big trouble in many countries.
Omg that was funny.