Christopher Delagarza funny enough that’s how I met my boyfriend. He asked about the ringtone, saw that I had a sense of humor and asked me out on a date.
That’s deadass how my mom always was 💀💀 she would be like ‘CLEAN THIS SHIT UP WE CANT LET PEOPLE KNOW WE LIVE IN THIS HOUSE LIKE NORMAL PEOPLE’ when we’d have guests over 💀💀
firstly this is a masterpiece, thank you, secondly i've seen the kermit and elmo video described as something that unarguably takes place in an alternate dimension and i really have to say i agree
Olivia Blackburn, haha omg yeah a year or two ago I was trick or treating with my friend and she made me do this haunted house thing that her neighbors did in their garage every Halloween, and I couldn’t last a darn minute in there 😂 But yeah I’m also someone who gets scared at things that don’t scare other people, like you said the real things 😂
the moment kermit moved aside and revealed elmo holding the pliers, it really looked like a knife at first, and then you see elmo staring through the hole and he looks left at what he is holding in his hand, its the little things that bring it to life! hilarious
AliaPuaina just remember he'll be missing your delicate touch at night that man doesn't know what it means to treat your girl good you'll find someone who will understand you.
Pizza for you and me is a moving story told through song of how a person transcends their fear of cooking to make an oven pizza with their two dogs, you, and me. Truly paints a visual picture of baking a pizza through song. 10/10 recommend this experience.
"I'm going to pick your avocados, old man, what are you gonna do about it?" This is exactly the correct response when you're stealing Gavin McInnes's avocados.
“Cause I’m 64 living in New York with no healthy insurance”
“I DIDNT ASK FOR YOUR WHOLE LIFE STORY”
Health insurance
Well TOUGH SHIT
Rackster RIP
what a master of comebacks though.
FUCK YOU
"What would prompt you to do something so stupid sir?"
" _guacamole_ "
I mean that's understandable
5:45
*screams in Californian*
"I mean, we all make mistakes in the pursuit of passion jimbo"
"understandable, have a great day"
That shiz is expensive
Turns out
D e p r e s s i o n
Freida Hytes Trix is such a mood
i think trixie speaks for all of us
trixie mattel is such a mood to me
◕ ﹏ ◕
ಠ ﹏ ಠ
*"I didn't ask for this frog ball, but she's here"*
Oh. My. God. I died at this 🤣🤣🤣
Timestamp 3:16
Oikawa... 😳😳 what are you doing here 😳😳
no one do like this its at 666
Would like but it’s at 666
"turns out it wasn't allergies, but *depression* "
Izabelle Hixson maybe she’s born with it maybe it’s Clinical Depression
@@explicitboyo6157 he* he's gay
299 825 She is a drag Queen
@Obsidian Wildfire AS3
Obsidian Wildfire tbh i am on team everyone but mainly jujubee :)
*Judge Judy: "What would prompt you to do something so stupid sir"*
*Man: "Guacamole"*
*Me: ;-;*
**next judge judy**
Judge Judy: YOU HAVE BEEN STOPPED
(gets hit with locker intensely)
Guy, calmly: oK
his beer holding skills already highly developed
*bmMpF*
oKe
He just accepted it
Lmao when i read it i heard "ok" so i go back and it played when i was reading your comment😂
Kartoon Kid ok... idk
okay but ‘baby cow’ actually slaps. when is the album out.
It's actually from a youtuber called "Francis Higgins" who has some bangers ua-cam.com/video/HnFtwr-zB14/v-deo.html&feature=emb_title
"where's all the pipis?"
"ahw, here it is. the pipis room."
gentlemen, i have found my senior quote
or just my life quote either works
Lmao I also choose a griffin McElroy quote for my senior quote
In my country pipis means pee
@@davidabdulmufid3184 in my country Pipis is plural for Pipi. You know from Astrid Lindgren.
Pipi....is a name. This is a sign for a little girls room.
@@davidabdulmufid3184 orang indo/malay?
The best part about the Muppets one is how accurate the voices are
tahutoa elmo's "I'll fuck you up" is iconic
Are you super cerial - that’s there channel
yes i love the muppets you know kermit and elmo
“Sex is a tool by the devil” is my ringtone,
and it always makes for great conversation whenever it goes off in public.
That's priceless lmao
It is and I love it so much
the likes count are 666
Christopher Delagarza funny enough that’s how I met my boyfriend. He asked about the ringtone, saw that I had a sense of humor and asked me out on a date.
Do you know what the original song was cause it sounds very familiar?
WHY IS NOBODY TALKING ABOUT KERMIT AND ELMO'S VIDEO LMAO
There's a full version out there.
ua-cam.com/video/JYri26Ox01E/v-deo.html
Elmo saying "I'll fuck you up" sent me 😂
"Get rid of the couches. We can't let people know we *SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT* " dead
Its like a more calm Brandon Rogers video
This video is the most accurate representation of my former roommate ever.
That’s deadass how my mom always was 💀💀 she would be like ‘CLEAN THIS SHIT UP WE CANT LET PEOPLE KNOW WE LIVE IN THIS HOUSE LIKE NORMAL PEOPLE’ when we’d have guests over 💀💀
It's a web-series called 'Gayle' and it's by the UA-cam channel Chris Fleming.
@@hazzimax that's basically all moms 😂
3:36 I feel like I hacked into a old 2009 UA-cam account
STUNTS
SHAZAM!!
It’s a scene from Lonely Island’s “Hotrod”
DANGER!
This is some good ass crunchy audio
depression? cured
muffin? buttered
hotel? trivago
Fucking yeeeeees
genius? definitely
Your not? Original
•Bella Campbell• your pic is not either but we don't care, live your life queen
Real estate... free
"I'm gonna pick your avocados old man. What are you gonna do about it?"
That line had such a powerful energy to it.
My senior quote
@@JimJamTheAdmin Take him to court, publicly shame him and make him a meme is more powerful energy.
Fine if I can't have my shoes, Karen can't have her mom
Nevaeha Solis that one made me gasp and choke on air
Brandon rogers is the master of comedy
She won't have her kids also
My mom is dead if someone done that to me I would’ve burnt them
@@okbutdidiask6633 damn I am sorry
WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THE KERMIT AND ELMO ONE
What is the context
Ikr that meme goes down as one of my favorite
More like dudes crazy ass lighted room
IDK ITS THE BEST ONE LOL
PlusHu but there’s a hole in the door?
3:02 “Whoops my anarchy symbol” THIS KILLED ME I AM DEAD ITS 2:00 AM IN THE MORNING MY PARENTS ARE SLEEPING I AM SCREAMING
ok
That perfectly sums up all anarchists I've ever met: dead mad about the government, cute and delicate in general
Samara Gama and when you say no to their opinion they attack you whit their weeb friends.
BI- -Han Same, I am going to start saying that whenever I drop my phone (which is a lot)
2 am...in the morning....👏
"get rid of the couches, we can't let people know we SIT"
0:58 ok but the singing was lowkey ducking amazing
he the new michael jackson
She
That thing* ... legend
Agree!!! Like holy shit!!
it's kylee henke. shes done some voice acting and singing on her tumblr and here on youtube as vriska
These are the freshest memes i've seen in a long time.
not to be a party pooper but they were all old meme. good none the less but old lol
NPC #9112001 I think that’s what makes them fresh. Sometimes the old ones seem the freshest after they have a break and come back 😂
ⁱᵗˢ ᵇᵉᵉⁿ ˢᵉᵛᵉⁿᵗᵉᵉⁿ ʸᵉᵃʳˢ
*Too Reall*
IKR?!
"David can we get the lesbian plant out of here" WTF IM SCREAMINGGGGG
That's Gayle!! it's a youtube series, I marathoned it a couple of years back and I still go back for more. Check it out, you would love it!
chris fleming is the channel! gayle is the funniest fucking series, its all like that
12:21 don't @me
"Do you like your new toy?"
*OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO*
"alright..."
Lol
whoever made that elmo and kerrmit vine...you can come to my funeral.
Elmo really fucked you up
They have an entire Instagram
It’s called are you super cereal
@@YellohMelloh wth you think it's cute?? That video scares me for some reason😂
ryleigh caouette yyyuio
i was feeling 50% uncomfortable and 50% laughing
How can you be feeling laughing
@@joshua-zacrobinson8529 lol true
you got 666 like let me fix that for you
0:59 why was that singing so good??
Why not?
Bcz she black
Just me it’s not
Cus the pizza was good too
Cuz of the pizza 🍕 love lmao
Me to my teacher: Can I use the bathroom?
My teacher: Why didn’t you use it at lunch?
The bathroom during lunch: 6:43
that one killed me
came for trixie in the thumbnail
stayed for the content
Katarina Kallay same I am a simple person, I see Tracy Martel and I click 🤣
Same
Same
Same
Sammmmmeeee
firstly this is a masterpiece, thank you, secondly i've seen the kermit and elmo video described as something that unarguably takes place in an alternate dimension and i really have to say i agree
*THE KERMIT AND ELMO ONE IM DYING,IM WATCHING IT IN LOOP*
go watch the actual channel? rusuperceral
Bestinclass
Trinity Fulmer I do ;)
Somebody help me up!
Wow, comedy must be fucking dead.
1:49 is me when I accidentally flip my camera around to me.
Olivia Blackburn, Girl-
Same 😂👊😔
WhileMyGuineaPigGentlyWheeks ! I scare myself everytime 😂🤦♀️
Olivia Blackburn, same! I jump at the littlest thing 😂 that’s why I could never watch horror movies, cause of jump scares cause I’m way to chicken 😂
WhileMyGuineaPigGentlyWheeks ! Horror movies don’t bother me but I don’t do the fake haunted house type stuff. Lol. Real stuff it scary to me 😂
Olivia Blackburn, haha omg yeah a year or two ago I was trick or treating with my friend and she made me do this haunted house thing that her neighbors did in their garage every Halloween, and I couldn’t last a darn minute in there 😂 But yeah I’m also someone who gets scared at things that don’t scare other people, like you said the real things 😂
Just making a list so I can remember my favorites.
0:13
0:19
2:26
2:50
3:02
5:11
6:32
6:44
7:23
7:55
9:03
10:53
10:59
11:16
This is a shitty list, then again this whole video is reused,unfunny 'memes'
@@shiezo I've never seen any of these videos before lmao
@@ghostofmisao. I bet
Bruh 11:13 is the best
sorry if I upset you guys lmao this was for ME AND WHAT I THINK IS FUNNY I wasn’t trying to please the rest of the public.
*fiNe, iF i CaN't hAvE mY ShOeS, kArEn CaN't hAvE HeR mOm*
and you can't have Karen's kids
The Kermit and Elmo one... I'm in tears 😂😂
Ville Leinonen good,Now let me in.
E
the moment kermit moved aside and revealed elmo holding the pliers, it really looked like a knife at first, and then you see elmo staring through the hole and he looks left at what he is holding in his hand, its the little things that bring it to life! hilarious
As soon as Elmo put his arm through the hole and started jerking it around I was on the floor lmao
Gary Moore i was the one you should have worried about,i had the gun
3:26
My parents when I was born:
2:08
Oh my gosh.. ItS rObErT dOwNeY jR!!
How dare thee
Life's short, stunt it
Stunts
Bam
Danger
360
That was sweet
Shazam
Jessica Vanderbrink literally them just in general😂
thanks for providing lyrics 🙏
Yup
I was there.
Trump 1942
Libby Burklow likes are at 420 don’t want to ruin it
i wanna throw a rock on those kids
My motivational quote from now on “ Life’s short,stunt it “
He stole that from hot rod
Says boom writes bam 😂
Shazam
I am a simple person, I see Tracy Martel on the thumbnail and I click
If I can't have my shoes, Karen can't have her mom.
*throws shoe at cremated remains*
st00g3y wow it’s almost like you watched the video like everyone else 🙃
@@lil.monster_btw ikr its so weird
Fuck you.
"You have some big news to *Cher* with us this morning."
I’m a simple person, when I see Trixie I click
mood
same
Came for Trixie. Stayed for "Why don't you shut your god damn mouth". This video is transcendent.
Clixie*
Damn you beat me to it
This is my favourite memecomp ever. I think it has fantastic editing and comedy timing. Always cheers me up!
First compilation I've watched where I actually haven't seen the videos before
2:26
Turns out, *Depression*
how that shit even work
The two “stunt” guys reminded me of the parkour episode of the office
Mack h *throws stick* SHAZAM!!!
Mack it’s literally a ripoff from the movie Hot Rod
PARKOUR
well technically it is parkour if point A is delusion and point B is the hospital
You know when your just a humble anarchist and you’re having a normal day and suddenly-
*Oops my anarchy symbol!*
Oolololl
A video comp that doesn’t include the same 5 vines I see over and over? A godsend from the algorithms!
“Turns out,depression”
*_Honestly me_*
loser
@@Isaias_1997 woah there mate
I watched the Kermit and Elmo scene high asf, scared me more than The Shining.
FizkenTV I’m calling the police
@@reneezareski5439 4:20? Whatcha Smokin?
Elmo saying *ill fuck you up* is my new aesthetic
@@Mike_Hawk_Is_Hugh_Mungus orange cookie :)
@@katiagerwinat5738 omgg yesss!!😂💀💀💀
"DAVID PUT SEASHELLS ON THE DOORKNOBS" 11:52 OMG IM WHEEEEZING
The Kermit and Elmo actually made me laugh so fucking hard I just started fucking running round my house laughing like some kind of speed demon.
Yo they had the voices down spot on!
Calm down spaz
Georgie Dearden I laughed so hard I cried, had an asthma attack, and caused my mother to hear me from across the house
there's something so genuine about the man holding the camera's reactions that makes this so surreal
Georgie Dearden “i’ll fuck u up”
OWNER: do you like your new toy?!
DOG: aaaaaaauuUuuuuUUUUUUGGGGGHHHH
ME: that's the noise I would make
7:52
Friend: *hands over aux cord* "Dont play trash
Me:
Rylee Osborne Me: ua-cam.com/video/FPjbVV_GRY0/v-deo.html
It's not trash its beautiful
I’m still stuck on “if I can’t have my shoes, Karen can’t have her mom” it’s the strong ass throw and aim for me 😂😂😂😂😂
Imma be real. My boyfriend broke up with me and this shit made me feel better for the time being
Hope youre okay, things will get better!
hope you're okay (watch more vines ig?)
Life is short, stunt him😆
fuck him he sucks
AliaPuaina just remember he'll be missing your delicate touch at night that man doesn't know what it means to treat your girl good you'll find someone who will understand you.
The queen herself has returned
9:54 *five nights at sesame street*
Oh nuuuuu
LeBeautiful HEARING ELMO SWEAR LMAOOOOO
6:42
i laughed so hard lmaooo
why is everyone skipping over it?
fuck yeah right?!?!??!1
SAME MY SOUL ASCENDED OUT OF MY BODY
Why am I so used to vine format
Josh Davies who pissed in your cornflakes?
Josh Davies **you’re
@@jordyynunya6524 nunya fuckin biz
@@JoshDavies111 wow. so high brow. you like 15 second videos instead of 7 second videos.
RIP Pastel blue worm
Do you know the song they were playing ?
ua-cam.com/video/_DiUa8hgNow/v-deo.html
you owe me one
they are called hornworms and they're pretty cute
Rumor has it. It’s still being shaken.
Legend has it it’s still not dead, actually
fine, if i can't have my shoes, karen can't have her mom
Reyna that one surprised the hell out of me 😂
New video on my channel! Videos that I see during my sleep paralysis
"Lifes short, *STUNT IT* "
I have found my senior quote.
9:01 why was that the best thing ive ever seen in my life
Danny phantom
Omg best thing I've ever seen
Turns out
D E P R E S S I O N
2:26
Gotta love Trixie
Katya Loves Contact yesss
He's level 100 of gayness
Robin Warren Oh absolutely
trixie mattel is my spirit animal
Stephen 0318 As she should be for every person on the planet
when youtube recommendation do the thing and u not angry because it good
omg I love when they do that thing!
ive been recommended this video nonstop for an entire year now so fine i'll watch it
Nobody:
My dog when I come home: 12:10
Nobody:
My dog when I come home: 12:10
This is seriously one of the funniest compilations ever
One word: Guacamole
Judge: what compelled you to do something so stupid
Man:
Pizza for you and me is a moving story told through song of how a person transcends their fear of cooking to make an oven pizza with their two dogs, you, and me. Truly paints a visual picture of baking a pizza through song. 10/10 recommend this experience.
we need to throw our couches away! We CaNt LeT pEoPlE KnOw We SiT!!!!
IF I CANT HAVE MY SHOES KAREN CAN'T HAVE HER MOM
i love Brandon Rogers
Nobody:
Elmo: *LeT mE iN oR I’lL fUck YoU Up!*
This is the only comment I've seen and I need more
I bet u r hot irl
@@SceneGirlzzNYC what the hell that's way to creepy and stalkerish
@@just_ariana705 just sayin she seems hot dumb fk lol
Lol what if she's 10!
"David can we get the lesbian plant out of here?" This is cracking me up for no good reason
9:01 is the best part no doubt.
Hek no 1:00 but yeah 9:00 was a close second.
Ikr
1:11
2:26 is the best 😂
Really the first time you seen that?
No one:
*Whoops my ANARCHY SYMBOL*
*What kind of garbage is that?*
There must be order, even in anarchy.
Can you stop?
Thanks, you ruined it.
Axel Olsson your welcome
"I'm going to pick your avocados, old man, what are you gonna do about it?" This is exactly the correct response when you're stealing Gavin McInnes's avocados.
The whoops my anarchy symbol will always make me chuckle awkwardly in public.
9:02 actually gave me life, I loved that so much 🐸
Imani Maldonado same
Same 😂
Imani Maldonado sane the voices are so good
same
Best ome
3:48 I saw my life flashing in front of my eyes and felt that pain in the ankle those scooters would cause
I flinched just thinking about it
Oh god same-
Do it for stunts!!
I died just watching it 💀
SAme
There's a lot of muffin butterage going on here
but what if im the butt *EEEEEER*
Something seems fishy here
That first one made be burst out laughing! I wasn't expecting actually good humour from this video so I was wholly unprepared.
I like when the kid said "360!" He didnt actually do a 360. Amazing.
6:19 that kids scream always reminds me of Lemongrab from Adventure Time.
TAKE ME TO THE DUNGEON FOR MY MISTAKE
*LEMONGRAB
**Lemongrab,,,, eek uncultured
DUNGEON!
just started crying laughing at this one, did NOT expect it to develop into him lemongrabbing at his mom lolol
1:07 but why does that high note sound like the original. Spongebob would be proud.
The whole thing sounds close to the original man
9:02 this entire dialogue was too funny 💀
11:19 is my mom whenever someone glances at our house lol
I wish Filthy Frank did this.
This clip is so underrated. That’s my mom to a tee, I’m guessing it’s everyone’s mom
This video matches my humor perfectly. I laughed so much
“o-oh my gawd, its robert downey jr”
Best Compilation ever. No Cliché, no culturally, religiously, nationally subjective humour, just golden universal funnies.
1:39 *WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THE FACT THAT THIS DOG ACTUALLY SAID "arf" AMSHJDKEJXJDJDHDJD*
Kermit and Elmo had me wheezing! OMG! Also, we gotta get rid of the couches! We can't let people know we SIT!
KPopTrash4Life Was aha kpop
Multi fandom?
@@stantwiceandloo1208 Yes. You?
@@lylagraham3433 If you mean the 1980s band called a-ha, they are Norwegian.
KPopTrash4Life like me :)
"Do you like your new toy?"
*death howls*
The fact that mom knew what was coming right when she walked in the house at 4:20 🤣🤣😭😂😂
Those stunt kids remind me of the parkour intro from the office
PARkOUR PARKOUR parkouparkour PARKOUR !!
Its from hot rod
Dani Josephine lol PARKOUR
*P A R K O U R*
When Andy fell into the fridge box 😂
3:30 how bout you stop screaming, ʰᵒʷ ᵇᵒᵘᵗ ʸᵒᵘ ˢʰᵘᵗ ʸᵒᵘʳ ᵍᵒᵈᵈᵃᵐⁿ ᵐᵒᵘᵗʰ
Dante Jones how did u get that font and I have IPhoneXR so uhh
@@kawiiechanchangirlyxxx2426 lingojam.com/TinyTextGenerator
6:22
The mom be like *"what kind of demon crazy child have I raised...?"*
SilverFangBoss Laufyson I made this 80
SilverFangBoss Laufyson my family is @‘ing me right now
my parents
i'd think it was more like "please not this shit again..."