This Plane Is A Sussy Hover Sausage - Yak-38

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  • Опубліковано 21 лис 2024

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  • @janomomo153
    @janomomo153 Рік тому +616

    I think SmegmaBlast's reaction to getting R60'd in a plane without flares spoke for all of us

    • @PlayerAfricanChieften
      @PlayerAfricanChieften Рік тому +27

      it goes both way when we get AIM 9 "L"'ed

    • @janomomo153
      @janomomo153 Рік тому +38

      @@PlayerAfricanChieften i absolutely agree for just about every missile that pulls more than the 9B, it's just that the R60 came to mind first because of the context of the video

    • @Grebogoborp
      @Grebogoborp Рік тому +5

      @@PlayerAfricanChieftenyeah but 9Ls are only at 10.0 this thing is at 9.3 for some unknown reason

    • @victornilsson7375
      @victornilsson7375 Рік тому

      Smegma is a word in swedish which describes the cum between the foreskin and the head after ejaculation

    • @Tweaks____
      @Tweaks____ Рік тому +5

      Smegmablast is in my squadron lmao

  • @alfredoadame7622
    @alfredoadame7622 Рік тому +392

    Thanks DEFYN for finally showing us what happens after those DEFYN cuts™ truly a humble person

    • @DEFYN
      @DEFYN  Рік тому +110

      My pleasure!!!!

    • @noveled_1
      @noveled_1 Рік тому +5

      this is the honesty we've been lacking the past few decades, I'm great to see such honest reporting by DEFYN!

    • @kingghidorah8106
      @kingghidorah8106 Рік тому

      ​@@DEFYNhello Defyn, Realshitter apparently has been removed, I recommend you to play the AM-1 with air target belts, I've played two matches and all the kills have been 1-2 hit brown tag

    • @jthablaidd
      @jthablaidd 27 днів тому

      How humble seal clubbing 2IQ enemies 24/7😂

  • @Hazey652
    @Hazey652 Рік тому +390

    This isn't the only sussy sausage you will experience, the other being THIS DI

    • @Gl1tchman
      @Gl1tchman Рік тому +9

      😈

    • @Azzarii
      @Azzarii Рік тому +18

      ayoo 📸

    • @Vizzix_
      @Vizzix_ Рік тому

      why not say the whole word? look i can say it "dick" why cant you?

    • @noveled_1
      @noveled_1 Рік тому +3

      i dunno man looks more like a popper to me

    • @VoidSector
      @VoidSector Рік тому +1

      Viespeuk.

  • @eb3yr
    @eb3yr Рік тому +331

    The fact that a J35D overshot a yak 38 that wasn't even in hover mode at that point is comical

    • @paoloxillo9012
      @paoloxillo9012 Рік тому +44

      It tells you how low the skill of this community got recently

    • @kingghidorah8106
      @kingghidorah8106 Рік тому +26

      Humanity is in fact returning to monke, the late generation Z and alpha are the very proof of it

    • @t34heavytank3
      @t34heavytank3 Рік тому +7

      @@kingghidorah8106 as a gen z, I can agree

    • @cjaydustie1867
      @cjaydustie1867 Рік тому +2

      That is something I would do 😢, wtf guys.

    • @kingghidorah8106
      @kingghidorah8106 Рік тому +2

      @@cjaydustie1867 we old asses already bruh 💀😂

  • @mmmdawe
    @mmmdawe Рік тому +178

    there are two wolves inside you when you play yak 38, one gets 6 kills in a downtier, the other one gets AIM-9L'd from 5 kilometers away in frontal aspect

    • @mediumch
      @mediumch Рік тому +4

      Shoot an R60 at a 9L in front aspect. Works better than flares. Idk how more people don't know this

    • @commandoepsilon4664
      @commandoepsilon4664 Рік тому +3

      @@mediumch Last time I tried that I was dodging, had fired my own AIM-9l and dropped flares. I still died.

    • @mediumch
      @mediumch Рік тому

      @commandoepsilon4664 That's weird. I don't think the A10 or A6 are much hotter than the Yak. Assuming you were fyling A10 or A6. That always works in the Yak. Maybe the R60 burns hotter than 9L?

    • @commandoepsilon4664
      @commandoepsilon4664 Рік тому +3

      @@mediumch I was flying the Harrier GR7 (engine temp around 650 C) and my opponent was an F-16 (engine temp around 1200 C) with his burner on so I don't know how that was supposed to work.

    • @kaisrae
      @kaisrae 5 днів тому

      ​@@commandoepsilon4664Harriers are considered 4xEngineTemp because 4 exhausts and Gaijin spaghetti...

  • @HUNDIRO-main
    @HUNDIRO-main Рік тому +205

    DEFYN the most HUMBLE hover sausage that you can respect before nuking his enemy with r60. best recovery

  • @Cool_guy-i1u
    @Cool_guy-i1u Рік тому +154

    DEFYN is my sussy hover sausage

  • @jasoncrawford4929
    @jasoncrawford4929 Рік тому +24

    The immense gravitational pull of Defyn's humility is pulling tears from my eyes

  • @delsymdrinker8064
    @delsymdrinker8064 Рік тому +64

    Stroke your stick a little harder next time and maybe you will get some more kills in it

  • @petewilmot1970
    @petewilmot1970 Рік тому +21

    DEFYN is such a nice and humble guy, saving his enemies’ ego by cutting his clips, credit to him👏

  • @shamrocks521
    @shamrocks521 Рік тому +25

    I cannot stress enough how many smiles your “totally not dying” edits have given me, keep up the great work!

    • @DEFYN
      @DEFYN  Рік тому +22

      Wth do you mean with "edits"

    • @Last_Baguette0001
      @Last_Baguette0001 Рік тому +6

      Why would he edit them if he's never died before

    • @shadowbonbon3
      @shadowbonbon3 2 місяці тому

      What are you talking about, he doesn’t die, he just fails to live

  • @fokinsnipahs9823
    @fokinsnipahs9823 Рік тому +15

    Fun fact, from the front and even side aspect, firing a rocket can work as a flare of sorts, sure two less R-60s is a downside but it means that A-10s cand missile you.

    • @kingghidorah8106
      @kingghidorah8106 Рік тому

      aim9L will hit yo ass easily since yak38 is even hotter than the phantom (I've killed them with aim9E head on from 1km away launch) and the game made S5 rockets have less flame thus reducing signature a lot and you know aim9L will prioritize heat signature size over intensity

    • @Sol-Orion
      @Sol-Orion Рік тому +2

      You can just run a single rocket pod and 3 R-60s. It makes the flight model a little wonky, but it's already shit so whatever.

    • @ArmaBulgarian
      @ArmaBulgarian Рік тому

      you can also use an R-60 to fire at an enemy missile with your missile, flaring the missile (as long as it's infrared for the most part) well

    • @shadowbonbon3
      @shadowbonbon3 2 місяці тому

      @@ArmaBulgarianI thought it just intercepts it, if I knew that, well my life wouldn’t change but nice to know

    • @ArmaBulgarian
      @ArmaBulgarian 2 місяці тому

      @shadowbonbon3 well it will try and explode with the other missile, but sometimes, with stuff such as tracking suspension IRCCM (AIM-9M) it will most likely not explode it

  • @pyencdocde5716
    @pyencdocde5716 Рік тому +9

    Spare me crub of that DEFUSSY

  • @mediumch
    @mediumch Рік тому +7

    3:55 The right move there was to turn into the A-10 and use one of your R60s to decoy his 9L. No way you're evading a 9L from 3km unless maybe you're already facing away from him and at top speed. You would be slower after turning hard into him so the other enemies might get you, or if he has another msl he might turn around and get you, but best to guarantee that you survive that first msl.

  • @kraanuus
    @kraanuus Рік тому +12

    Please do more videos like this, I don't think I've ever laughed so hard at a war thunder video

  • @GingerNinja__
    @GingerNinja__ Рік тому +8

    3:55 Go into those missile slingers instead and use your own missile as a flare. It'll lock onto his missile after its launched just fine. Works great trust me

  • @SamTheApe
    @SamTheApe Рік тому +3

    such great editing and commentary, being able to stay informative while actually giving a chuckle or two.
    "the missile knows where it is" and the sudden cuts from the perfectly functional plane are hilarious

  • @sharkao2686
    @sharkao2686 Рік тому +6

    Finally you have done it DEFYN, a video on the flying piñata.
    Once saw a guy which had a blank name so when he was flying people thought it was AI and then he had an advantage like that.
    Also saw one other guy with about 1400 matches with this thing, i asked him why he replied "I like to be a NPC", which is exactly how it feels like to fly.

    • @tinyboxtim6663
      @tinyboxtim6663 Рік тому

      I wish I had a blank name like the first guy just to pull that kinda shit, ngl. Also, second dude's life goals are so real. (I'm going to fly the Yak-38 after getting my main planes researched)

  • @sum41ow
    @sum41ow Рік тому +6

    he's not lying i always get paired up with him and he always survives

    • @MrGuano11
      @MrGuano11 Рік тому +1

      Does he pay you for pretending to be bad?

    • @elkrumb9159
      @elkrumb9159 Рік тому

      @@MrGuano11defyn is from Europe therefore is poor

  • @LongTimeAgoNL
    @LongTimeAgoNL 10 місяців тому +1

    I always chuckle when a "sudden cut" appears and Defyn spares us of embarassment.
    For the enemy of course, enemy embarrasment.

  • @Sovyetskii
    @Sovyetskii Рік тому +1

    I always like to see in outro those "good old times"

  • @demonicsuagercane
    @demonicsuagercane Рік тому +2

    "Im squeezing the stick as hard as I can" -DEFYN

  • @pyrotechnicalbirdman5356
    @pyrotechnicalbirdman5356 Рік тому +2

    I lust for DEFYN's Inhalation sounds

  • @Vincy1Gamerl
    @Vincy1Gamerl Рік тому

    2:35 and now we make sure to dive down and get our spe....."GETS BLOWN U"

  • @WestoferKing
    @WestoferKing Рік тому +1

    The intro comments were delivered with perfect dryness. 10/10 content.

  • @brianquinlan8891
    @brianquinlan8891 Рік тому +5

    Nice video Defyn, good to see so many paid actors in this one! What a nice guy

  • @TheHumanHighlighter
    @TheHumanHighlighter Рік тому +2

    Both my biggest folly and my best achievement in this game are tied to this thing:
    - Getting this premium meme sausage before it was taken off the store
    - Somehow getting an even K/D with it.

  • @LewisB3217
    @LewisB3217 Рік тому +1

    We make sure to dive away and get our spee- 💥

  • @youranretart
    @youranretart Рік тому

    subbed just for the tip about the flaps improving turning, props for making a whole video on this s**t plane.

  • @Charlie-fk4ly
    @Charlie-fk4ly Рік тому

    I love the comical cuts when you get killed XD It gives the impression that you raged afterwards every time.

  • @btk.9971
    @btk.9971 Рік тому

    This is by far the best warthunder video I have watched since joining WT 3 months ago..the sussy humor 😂😂

  • @gunas6133
    @gunas6133 Рік тому

    thanks for not embarrassing those people you would have just dunked on them defyn needs the most humble man award

  • @thegamingdragon6460
    @thegamingdragon6460 10 місяців тому

    The sudden cut after he had said that he "never cuts out his deaths, he just doesn't wanna embarrass the enemy" 2:31

  • @Kingofthunder
    @Kingofthunder Рік тому +2

    I love being able to control sussy sausages, especially with both hands😁

  • @JDoeX
    @JDoeX Рік тому +1

    Defyn and sausage goes together like broodje bakpao and knoflook saus

  • @poggergen1937
    @poggergen1937 10 місяців тому

    The missile guidance meme as the 9L was coming was hilarious. Keep up the good work and stay sussy Defyn!

  • @GeneralLee2000
    @GeneralLee2000 Рік тому +4

    Sussy amogu baka

  • @TheDAWinz
    @TheDAWinz Рік тому +1

    "before the missile impacts we're going to safely eject, didn't die yet again" Im dying bro hahahahahaha

  • @SotGravarg
    @SotGravarg Рік тому

    It's an unmanueverable vtol with no flares that mostly gets pushed into battles with AIM-9L's and R-60MK's.

  • @oxbaki5839
    @oxbaki5839 Рік тому +2

    1:48
    “We can start ejecting all over his face”

  • @ChaseDuRand
    @ChaseDuRand Рік тому

    2:46 that cut 😂😂😂

  • @AveDominusNoctis
    @AveDominusNoctis Рік тому

    I love your edits bro, they never fail to make me lol. Keep up the great work!

  • @FlypexTV
    @FlypexTV Рік тому +2

    5:46 why would you expose my uncle like that

  • @Cyktar
    @Cyktar Рік тому +1

    thank you i was waiting for this funny plane

  • @PerriThePlatyPilot
    @PerriThePlatyPilot Рік тому

    3:58 that shit was golden man!! 😂

  • @jackgu4978
    @jackgu4978 Рік тому

    1:48 new footage for another DEFYN out of context video

  • @brokenheadsetgaming3497
    @brokenheadsetgaming3497 Рік тому

    Dive out and get our spee-
    The missile knows where it is at all times

  • @winnex317
    @winnex317 Рік тому

    "I'm pulling in, just tugging my stick as hard as I can." LOL

  • @25Umbra
    @25Umbra Рік тому

    This commentary was bonkers and I absolutely loved all of it XD

  • @siemenivanciuc5121
    @siemenivanciuc5121 Рік тому

    2:37 heerlijke cut

  • @teapeakay
    @teapeakay Рік тому +7

    it sure is sussy, especially lobbing 30g missiles at mig-15's and sabres

  • @lovethegame0204
    @lovethegame0204 Рік тому +1

    “I never died before” 😅

  • @mig25interceptor26
    @mig25interceptor26 Рік тому +1

    Man I love your humor

  • @evandoerofthings6538
    @evandoerofthings6538 Рік тому

    This has got to be one of my favorite Defyn videos, its got all the Defynissms. XD

  • @Asghaad
    @Asghaad Рік тому

    i grinded basically whole RU jet tree back when MiG-23 was the best. yes it was painful especially when it was limited to only 2 R-60s
    but i learned to use airburst rockets on it and bagged quite a few kills with those in headons.
    sadly it suffered the same fate as all top tier grinder jets, literally made obsolete in few patches when they gloriously slapped all aspect nonsense in those BRs ...

  • @r6sm043
    @r6sm043 Рік тому

    I will leave you abit of wisdom I have learned from the draken, if your in a head on with a all aspect missle, use your missle to intercept the missle

  • @rstebnicki
    @rstebnicki Рік тому

    All my russian tree till Yak 38 I did in Be-6, after that got Ace on yak when got only 2 R60. Was pain in ass as can't figure out guns in general :)

  • @impguardwarhamer
    @impguardwarhamer Рік тому +1

    If you do happen to be stuck with this plane, the answer to the question 'How do I play this thing' is Air Arcade and Air Assault

  • @joshbosco4028
    @joshbosco4028 10 місяців тому

    Bro this is the funniest fucking video you’ve ever made. Binging them lately and holy shit I’m just dying at this one lol

  • @WarhammerWeekEndTimes
    @WarhammerWeekEndTimes Рік тому

    I genuinely laughed out loud at 2:35

  • @Halinspark
    @Halinspark 5 місяців тому

    Looks like a fish, and it seems like it flies like a fish.

  • @yolomcswaggens9482
    @yolomcswaggens9482 Рік тому

    "Paid actor #2 comes in" I think I laughed much harder than I should have damn😂

  • @Broomtwo
    @Broomtwo Рік тому +1

    I love going against R-60's in my Korean war jets

  • @henryatkinson1479
    @henryatkinson1479 Рік тому +1

    So what I'm hearing is that in order to balance this thing they should give it R-60Ms.

  • @FlensostensVrede
    @FlensostensVrede Рік тому

    Man I just wanna say I love your content. You are always hilariously entertaining. 😂

  • @vamps.1nc976
    @vamps.1nc976 Рік тому +1

    gaijin could easily fix the yak38 & 38M by limiting it to 2 R60s, giving it 64 flares and putting it at 9.7

  • @basicarl5645
    @basicarl5645 Рік тому

    The one thing i can give this plane is that grinding it was very memorable

  • @bruno0898
    @bruno0898 Рік тому

    4:06 the 9.0-10.0 experience

  • @bobdaniels9056
    @bobdaniels9056 Рік тому

    I like how in war thunder the Yak-38 is.. mildly okay, but irl it had to be retired because it had a tendency to just.. fall out of the sky.

    • @Янус_Ырт
      @Янус_Ырт 9 місяців тому

      It was retired because of bad flight performance. And falling out of sky during VTOL was a skill issue of pilots - like F-35 software issues causing this now

  • @TheFlemishNut
    @TheFlemishNut Рік тому

    it's one of the freest kills he says after smacking three jets

  • @skibidabndada6683
    @skibidabndada6683 Рік тому

    This dry humor gets me every time❤

  • @andreicristip
    @andreicristip Рік тому +1

    2:35 😂

  • @Str3p3X
    @Str3p3X Рік тому

    Dude i looooove your videos , the yak38 is my main plane , with the plane i grinden the whole russian tec tree , love you bro 😅

  • @askamikaze3936
    @askamikaze3936 Рік тому

    I kinda want a separate br just for those old meta 8.7 planes, where MiG-15Bis was a beast and Sabres were absolutely atrocious to shoot down. No missles, no supersonics, no bullshit.

    • @cheekibreeki4638
      @cheekibreeki4638 Рік тому +1

      I love having a proper dogfight and then having me and 3 others melted by the missile busses

  • @liamboyle9199
    @liamboyle9199 Рік тому +1

    Tonight on Bottom Gear.... Defyn tugs his Stig? 😮😂

  • @GamingCheeto
    @GamingCheeto Рік тому

    He's finally done it

  • @PrivateMemo
    @PrivateMemo Рік тому

    I grinded the bis in two weeks with this thing, when it came out back then. It was okay because even R-60s and AIM-9Js were dogeable. But today? Hell nah. Not touching that BR range without flares ever again.

  • @T-Vixen
    @T-Vixen Рік тому +1

    hey guys, i was dms01 (the a10A).. and i can confirm that DEFYN actually did pay me and all the other participants in a custom match. and how i killed such skilled player is by telling the missile where it is at all times , and also telling it where it isnt.

  • @azerbaijandemocraticrepubl9624

    Damn dude pipe bomb thing in the end got me XD

  • @marloyt7786
    @marloyt7786 Рік тому +1

    Best pilot in the game

  • @Notaguard
    @Notaguard Рік тому

    That missle jumpscared me 😂

  • @No1harris_98
    @No1harris_98 Рік тому

    Cuteness overload! 😍😍😍

  • @DarkLighting115
    @DarkLighting115 Рік тому +1

    The aim9l hitting cold targets at 3km, try the same with r60 and slowly see how they become in a paper plane

    • @Asghaad
      @Asghaad Рік тому

      problem with this one is its NOT cold ... those mid engines are still on and absolute magnets for IR missiles.
      i even tried to shut them off through some pretty insane MEC key combo (it was something like hitting 6-7 keys after takeoff to shut down those two engines while keeping the primary working) and still got locked by harriers from front aspect pretty often ...

    • @DarkLighting115
      @DarkLighting115 Рік тому

      @@Asghaad I'm not saying it because of the temperature but because of the distance, the maximum range of an R-60 to a plane moving away (cold) from the attacker is a maximum of 1.4km, and 1km if it goes to mach 1, while with the aim9l you can easily reach someone moving away at mach 1 at more than 2km

    • @Asghaad
      @Asghaad Рік тому

      @@DarkLighting115 of course, R-60 weighs what a half of what Sidewinder does ?
      and next time do not overabreviate, its cold ASPECT or going cold not just "cold"

  • @brandoncrooks1681
    @brandoncrooks1681 Рік тому

    JFC this video is gold

  • @wdkpwr6586
    @wdkpwr6586 Рік тому

    This plane is definition of boom and zoom tactic :D same as AV-8A and they were even more OP when they had airspawn . now they dont have air spawn but yak atleast got 2 more missiles :D and one missile is one 99% kill

    • @ИгорьДьяченко-з1я
      @ИгорьДьяченко-з1я Рік тому

      Best of luck boom and zooming F-104s. AV-8s can at least turn.

    • @wdkpwr6586
      @wdkpwr6586 Рік тому

      @@ИгорьДьяченко-з1я you have to maintain altitude untill u see any F-104 joining into dogfight or turning (yes they are doing it xD ) AV-8 can turn but its a lot slower than yak
      AV is also alot hotter so u are easier target for missiles and have worse missiles and fewer of them

    • @ИгорьДьяченко-з1я
      @ИгорьДьяченко-з1я Рік тому

      @@wdkpwr6586 AV-8 also gets flares, unlike RP pinata. Nuff said

  • @jackpetersen4643
    @jackpetersen4643 Рік тому +2

    3:08 what’d you mean by that

  • @yui.3218
    @yui.3218 Рік тому

    Man's humor is one of a kind lmfao

  • @oldundead
    @oldundead Рік тому

    if that jet looks difficult for you... Imagine for us

  • @PineCone227_
    @PineCone227_ Рік тому

    I spaded this thing while it was at 9.7... Im still surprised I have a 1:1 K/D ratio in this flying hotdog.

  • @cloroxbleach9222
    @cloroxbleach9222 Рік тому

    I wonder how much more the Yak-38 would suffer if we gave it its R-60Ms and moved it to 10.0-10.3

    • @Янус_Ырт
      @Янус_Ырт 9 місяців тому

      Actually it'd be quite alright at 9.7 or 10.0

  • @Ronnie_McDoggle
    @Ronnie_McDoggle Рік тому +1

    Been a crusader enjoyer lately. I swear they've tweaked it slightly in recent times (or maybe it's a placebo effect) but those aim 9D's been wrecking noobs. 6:1 k/d with half my deaths being from ripping my own wings

    • @LewisB3217
      @LewisB3217 Рік тому +1

      Aim9ds are hidden gems (as long as the enemy isn’t too smart), love the F8E

  • @Buhvi
    @Buhvi Рік тому +1

    no way the SU27 meme

  • @cubalibre22g4
    @cubalibre22g4 Рік тому

    This shit is the funniest WT video I’ve ever seen make more of this dude

  • @ZeSgtSchultz
    @ZeSgtSchultz Рік тому

    Its like you somehow knew i just started grinding for this yesterday... GET OUT OF MY HEAD

  • @integer_main
    @integer_main Рік тому

    On time as usual, already spaded without your guide

  • @Shinito2
    @Shinito2 Рік тому

    "Hoover Mode"

  • @Faded._
    @Faded._ Рік тому

    so humble

  • @Thel.Vadam69
    @Thel.Vadam69 Рік тому +1

    Sussy

  • @wt.kitten
    @wt.kitten Рік тому

    You could've evaded the Aim9L by Shooting the R60 at the Aim9L once its abt 3 km or less away, works way too good on the J35A

    • @wt.kitten
      @wt.kitten Рік тому

      If you want to absolutly demolish him ofcourse :D, I defintly didn't want to

  • @benny-v5626
    @benny-v5626 Рік тому +1

    Should sacrifice 1 R-60 for a rocket pod then you have poor mans flares

    • @cheekibreeki4638
      @cheekibreeki4638 Рік тому

      Ive been trying that on the F-4C and Milan, and it hasnt worked at all. Any tips?

    • @benny-v5626
      @benny-v5626 Рік тому

      @@cheekibreeki4638 It mainly helps with all aspects in a head on engagement, you should shoot them off at an angle away from the missile so it starts tracking the rocket and goes off course.