Jarrod Alonge Diss Track

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  • Опубліковано 15 лис 2024

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  • @eternalAku
    @eternalAku 7 років тому +270

    Jared & Jarrod sit-com needs a second season... loved that :D

  • @DanteDMC94
    @DanteDMC94 7 років тому +77

    The ironic part is that Jarrod did go away and quit youtube. Way to go Jared.

    • @silviusoracle1414
      @silviusoracle1414 6 років тому +4

      James Pinos No he didn’t? Lol. He’s been working on Crazy Eighty Eight

  • @MusicisWin
    @MusicisWin 7 років тому +1347

    Lol the you suck my butt part got me. Nice one

    • @falconbalcon632
      @falconbalcon632 7 років тому +100

      Music is Win I'm sorry I have to do this, Tyler....
      DO SHRED WARS WITH JARED

    • @fushking5013
      @fushking5013 7 років тому +55

      Shred wars with Jared

    • @paulmonkey100
      @paulmonkey100 7 років тому +39

      Music is Win shred warrssss pleaassse

    • @sathindrinctdsath6676
      @sathindrinctdsath6676 7 років тому +24

      you know we want it

    • @falconbalcon632
      @falconbalcon632 7 років тому +31

      Music is Win Shred. Wars. SHRED. WARS. SHRED WARS. SHRED WARS SHRED WARS!

  • @TheOneAndOnlyFroBoy
    @TheOneAndOnlyFroBoy 7 років тому +127

    Man, I love this new Attila song!

  • @luciano9755
    @luciano9755 7 років тому +387

    Epic Djent Battles of History. Make it happen.

    • @Bromadlife
      @Bromadlife 7 років тому +25

      Do not go Djently into that good night

    • @GCF-Media
      @GCF-Media 7 років тому +2

      why does it have to be djent?

    • @Dirt_Serpent
      @Dirt_Serpent 7 років тому

      NoName Wiki lol this song is way to old school musically to be djent

    • @alyusdickey9561
      @alyusdickey9561 7 років тому +1

      NoName Wiki i know right! Djent this Djent that, TOO MUCH DJENT!

    • @NovuscourvousTornflesh
      @NovuscourvousTornflesh 7 років тому

      YES!!

  • @BaenaCarcosa
    @BaenaCarcosa 7 років тому +28

    I think we all know the most hurtful diss of all was calling him Jar Jar.

  • @adamhajnal4758
    @adamhajnal4758 7 років тому +1415

    Did Jared just become one man band version of Attila?

    • @mikelaurrekoetxeapenades6656
      @mikelaurrekoetxeapenades6656 7 років тому +30

      Jaredzilla is the new moshpit king HAHAHAHAHA

    • @proximityclockworkx1572
      @proximityclockworkx1572 7 років тому +2

      Jared cannot become me, cuz my name is Attila Kis in real life, so hands the fuck off, boii.

    • @2010mcclain
      @2010mcclain 7 років тому +4

      Who's Attila?

    • @BloodyScythe666
      @BloodyScythe666 7 років тому +11

      yeah, just one person can make shit as good as a whole band. now I feel attila is overstaffled

    • @connorfreeman9845
      @connorfreeman9845 7 років тому +6

      Soviet WRX it's like limp blizkit but more "edgy"

  • @HungryLights
    @HungryLights 7 років тому +187

    all jokes aside, i love your cleans.

  • @VonLycaonsDogCollar
    @VonLycaonsDogCollar 7 років тому +132

    This is a rare quality diss track. I approve.

    • @MichaelD8393
      @MichaelD8393 7 років тому +5

      And an even rarer metal diss track. Maybe even the *only* metal diss track in existence.

    • @an_38kitkashyap
      @an_38kitkashyap 5 років тому

      @@MichaelD8393 check out Stevie T diss track.

    • @MichaelD8393
      @MichaelD8393 5 років тому +1

      @@an_38kitkashyap I have. It seems Jared's trying to even the ratio of rap & metal diss tracks.

    • @an_38kitkashyap
      @an_38kitkashyap 5 років тому +1

      @@MichaelD8393 yeah, but then Stevie T comes out with a diss track of his, containing a blistering solo.
      Jared has still not replied back to Stevie T with a diss track of his.

    • @MichaelD8393
      @MichaelD8393 5 років тому +1

      @@an_38kitkashyap Well, Jared already did a diss track, so maybe one against Stevie is enough for him.

  • @cqnzr-clipsgameplay5706
    @cqnzr-clipsgameplay5706 7 років тому +29

    Jared and Jarrod are actually really good friends lol. They probably planned this to lowkey help each other out.
    Love both of the tracks lol.

  • @999Mher
    @999Mher 7 років тому +50

    Comments
    10% About how good Jared roasted Jarrod Alonge
    90% Who the fuck is Jarrod Alonge?

  • @maxonmendel5757
    @maxonmendel5757 7 років тому +15

    Let's be real for a second. Jarod wasn't the first guy to do music comedy on UA-cam. We guitarists had people like Stevie T, and there is a whole community of UA-cam music people. Music is win, boyinaband, etc.
    But Jarod is definitely the guy who made it lucrative to create music comedy focusing on the scene and metal music, because his content was accessible even to people who didn't have a clue about playing guitar.
    If it weren't for his first run of videos, folks like Jared Dines and Rob Scallon might not have made it to the surface.
    The big difference is that Jarod has stuck with the comedy end, while his 'more talented' (I guess metal guitarists tend to seem more talented than punk/hardcore emo guitarists, cause they play faster) counterparts have moved on to creating serious music.
    At the end of the day, Jarod is a UA-cam comedian who uses music. Jared is a musician who has used comedy.

  • @obama8mychickenz
    @obama8mychickenz 7 років тому +177

    Damn, taking diss tracks to a new level 😂

  • @agufish
    @agufish 7 років тому +44

    So I guess I'm supposed to make a react video to this now for views? That's how UA-cam works now right?

  • @gusspeeltmuziekdingen1190
    @gusspeeltmuziekdingen1190 7 років тому +53

    Now this is content

  • @nogood5933
    @nogood5933 7 років тому +46

    "Fall on your sword" part is S A V A G E

    • @MichaelD8393
      @MichaelD8393 6 років тому +1

      Not to mention "And if UA-cam was Star Wars, you'd be fucking JAR JAR!" is a good lead up to it.

    • @nateo7045
      @nateo7045 5 років тому +1

      To fall on your sword is just a lame expression lmao. In fact it's used to describe someone "taking one for the team". And, all in all, this was pretty unoriginal with some desperate attempts to be clever. I don't even have a side in this whole thing. I like them both for what they do, but this was pretty underwhelming tbh lol..

  • @JassyPabst
    @JassyPabst 7 років тому +7

    That Jar Jar part made me laugh XD

  • @MichaelD8393
    @MichaelD8393 7 років тому +11

    2:41 "You're the most overrated artist I know by far! And if UA-cam was Star Wars, you'd be *fucking Jar Jar!"* Damn, how can Jared write a better diss track than most rappers? I just downloaded it Jared, I'm hooked!

    • @saltytattie833
      @saltytattie833 7 років тому +1

      MichaelD8393 because most rappers have 23 chromosomes, not 46.

    • @MichaelD8393
      @MichaelD8393 7 років тому

      Oh yeah, that's true too.

  • @BirdPlan
    @BirdPlan 7 років тому +165

    this shit is fire, I'm bootlegging copies right now to sell at my yard sale this weekend. This shit is gonna be selling LIKE A GOD CHURCH.Come pick up your copy. IT"S EVERYDAY BRO from 8am to 5pm. lmao

    • @jessicaa.1894
      @jessicaa.1894 7 років тому +4

      The Black Matt Damon omg yes people are so stupid it hurts

    • @loganmanygo334
      @loganmanygo334 7 років тому

      Bird Plan You must be broke as fuck

    • @tittat3699
      @tittat3699 7 років тому

      Fuck all you

  • @chairbender7665
    @chairbender7665 6 років тому +3

    The breakdown at 3:04 is actually amazing

  • @sulwekolejbik3794
    @sulwekolejbik3794 7 років тому +726

    1000 Times Better than ksi and sideman

    • @fin9281
      @fin9281 7 років тому +5

      YES, SO TRUE

    • @chrisdouglas5020
      @chrisdouglas5020 7 років тому +15

      Lost in GAMER probably because Jared is actually in music

    • @sulwekolejbik3794
      @sulwekolejbik3794 7 років тому +3

      Chris douglas Ksi too

    • @yvesheinrich5013
      @yvesheinrich5013 7 років тому +9

      +Sulwek Olejbik KSI is a wannabe and a shadow of his former self. I respect his long "exile" from UA-cam for the last few months if he had to clear his head up or whatnot, but now he's just underwhelming and lost touch.

    • @Vivalarizza
      @Vivalarizza 7 років тому +1

      Sulwek Olejbik Peev Shalpatine is coming for you

  • @jakubondrus6064
    @jakubondrus6064 7 років тому +11

    Okay seriously, if you claim to be Jared Dines fan and don't know who Jarrod Alonge is there's something wrong with you

  • @dearmanboi
    @dearmanboi 7 років тому +5

    Jared Wars:A New Jarrod
    Jared Wars:The Jared Strikes Back
    Jared Wars:Return of the Jarrod

  • @samyduke0625
    @samyduke0625 7 років тому +3

    He switched his hat back again🙏🏿😍😍

  • @clean360
    @clean360 7 років тому +23

    4:35 best part IMO

  • @MegaAbelard
    @MegaAbelard 7 років тому +2

    My fav part is when he went "blech" Good lyric. Truly inspirational.

  • @pramasatyabayu861
    @pramasatyabayu861 7 років тому +37

    Just to clarify, Jarrod makes a joke music video roasting jared on canadian softball
    Now jared makes a comeback, roasting Jarrod on this music video
    Spoiler alert, these two videos are just a joke and a lowkey collab video promoting each other. They still friends
    Get it? Now excuse me while I watch some dank memes

  • @bukusher
    @bukusher 7 років тому +1

    Hands down the best diss track of 2017

  • @noblemadethisone
    @noblemadethisone 7 років тому +6

    Jarrod Alonge is the genius behind the smash hit: Suck My 401k

  • @FlipXFlopl
    @FlipXFlopl 7 років тому +2

    That guitar is so sick.
    Great video Jared

  • @66Samus
    @66Samus 7 років тому +291

    Who the fuck is jared alonge lol

    • @braxdawusky1087
      @braxdawusky1087 7 років тому +2

      This made my day!

    • @RyanChaos.0
      @RyanChaos.0 7 років тому

      66Samus Exactly

    • @djimpansee4169
      @djimpansee4169 7 років тому +16

      why does everyone take this video seriously. Jarrod is also one of the good metal (also pop-punk0 youtubers out there lol.

    • @dylandery3315
      @dylandery3315 7 років тому +25

      66Samus honestly he looks like the singer from sunrise skater kids lol. Or pretty close anyways

    • @cassie1421
      @cassie1421 7 років тому +3

      66Samus use google

  • @EvelynRoods
    @EvelynRoods 7 років тому +4

    I’m not being sarcastic when I say this: this is the best diss track I have heard in my life!

    • @alexromero2632
      @alexromero2632 4 роки тому

      You haven't heard too many diss tracks than cuz there are plenty of good ones no vasoline by ice cube is one of the greatest for sure imo.

  • @RobertBakerGuitar
    @RobertBakerGuitar 7 років тому +6

    ANd im dead hahaha

  • @deniselucie
    @deniselucie 7 років тому

    Damn. I listened to this like 50 times and still get goosebumps from the beginning 10/10 diss track

  • @AleksaiAugment
    @AleksaiAugment 7 років тому +24

    I was going to be mad if there wasn't Djenting..

  • @ConRad1092
    @ConRad1092 7 років тому

    This is the best thing Dines has released in months honestly.
    Original and energetic.

  • @Phoenix-ox2jr
    @Phoenix-ox2jr 7 років тому +241

    I didn't think it was possible to destroy someone's career this easily without a rape allegation

  • @Rooster84
    @Rooster84 7 років тому +1

    One of the few legendary roasts, excellent writing & production keep it up 👌🤘

  • @liamsweeney4754
    @liamsweeney4754 7 років тому +6

    I was expecting cringe but this is honestly a good song.

  • @matthew7y2k
    @matthew7y2k 7 років тому

    With all these diss tracks on UA-cam now, this is definitely the best one.

  • @stealthmd
    @stealthmd 7 років тому +98

    This awkward moment when you never heard about Jarrod Alonge, before Jared D. had dissed him...

    • @MrM00stache
      @MrM00stache 6 років тому

      Brian Colbridge same

    • @KoaAbyss
      @KoaAbyss 6 років тому +2

      y'all stupid if you think this is serious

    • @krabmeat
      @krabmeat 6 років тому

      KoaAbyss lmao, "all you haters". Calm down. No one said anything hateful.

  • @kdwkkqfnjajqjq8743
    @kdwkkqfnjajqjq8743 7 років тому +2

    The only diss track I can watch without completely cringing

  • @Shmojo710
    @Shmojo710 7 років тому +3

    it amazes me the number of people that are letting this go over their heads​

  • @Nathanthepleb
    @Nathanthepleb 7 років тому +2

    "If UA-cam were Star Wars you'd be Jar Jar." BURN!

  • @2Edgy4ThisPlanet
    @2Edgy4ThisPlanet 7 років тому +15

    ATTILLA

  • @jamdungvybz
    @jamdungvybz 7 років тому

    This is AWESOME!!
    EDIT: That breakdown at 3:06 though!
    some people see the word disstrack and ignore the talent that went into this.

  • @valicevdakang3067
    @valicevdakang3067 7 років тому +6

    actually a sick song
    well done

  • @k_bsh
    @k_bsh 7 років тому

    Yo this song actually shreds and I'd be stoked if there were more songs written in this format.

  • @Davidnmk
    @Davidnmk 7 років тому +4

    New genre called diss metal

  • @Ehawescool
    @Ehawescool 7 років тому

    Jared dines can seriously do anything, he can play the drums and guitar amazing and he cam sing!

  • @Derp516
    @Derp516 7 років тому +8

    emmure sounds different ever since everyone ditched frankie

  • @ianhinkle1878
    @ianhinkle1878 7 років тому +1

    Lmao "fall on your sword"...
    Didn't see that coming, but I like it.

  • @Scorerficcation
    @Scorerficcation 7 років тому +957

    okay seriously: Who is Jarrod Alonge? Never heard of him before

    • @mayagraphicart7077
      @mayagraphicart7077 7 років тому +5

      Same

    • @jdmitchellguy401
      @jdmitchellguy401 7 років тому +3

      The Scoreboy....idk who is he...

    • @faza7766
      @faza7766 7 років тому +50

      A meme lord.

    • @caljackman1
      @caljackman1 7 років тому +3

      The Scoreboy he's another music youtuber who does parodies and he likes pop punk

    • @RomanCzachor
      @RomanCzachor 7 років тому +12

      The Scoreboy check him out he's hilarious.

  • @alexsteffens9970
    @alexsteffens9970 7 років тому

    I must say I watch your videos almost everyday and this song just destorys whatever he could have possibly put

  • @kaithiedke6799
    @kaithiedke6799 7 років тому +15

    0:40 excuse me, what did i just see?

    • @justsomeguywithoutamustach3rd
      @justsomeguywithoutamustach3rd 7 років тому +2

      Kai Thiedke that's Jared's grandfather he died from stupidity but,he can actually sing the Jared genes skip his generation and he kept his hair after 25

    • @aaronstrepka3884
      @aaronstrepka3884 7 років тому +1

      Kai Thiedke u saw stunning photoshopskills

  • @kaitoasaharo1801
    @kaitoasaharo1801 7 років тому

    I love your new recording room! :) Awesome video! Watching your shit for years now. You are one of the coolest youtubers around. Love your content :)

  • @poseidon5104
    @poseidon5104 7 років тому +4

    Disappointed, there isn't a VEVO sign in the thumbnail

  • @notoriousfrog
    @notoriousfrog 7 років тому

    all this song needed is an epic solo with melodious AND shred parts \m/

  • @sleeper8792
    @sleeper8792 7 років тому +41

    Very impressive....... oh wait wrong channel

  • @gorehog04
    @gorehog04 7 років тому

    Videos like this always DISS TRACK me from my homework

  • @thomasgrieve9802
    @thomasgrieve9802 7 років тому +8

    1000x better then sidemen... just because he actually made the music ahahaha.

  • @clintbeastwood8405
    @clintbeastwood8405 7 років тому

    hahaha YES the fall on your sword before the breakdown was epic

  • @matthewsousa5470
    @matthewsousa5470 7 років тому +3

    It sounds like a new beartooth song hah

  • @phaedonjones3221
    @phaedonjones3221 7 років тому

    That fall on your sword line. Fucking brutal! That line kicks ass!

  • @godev3r422
    @godev3r422 7 років тому +6

    SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK AS FUCK

  • @facecarver
    @facecarver 7 років тому

    Jared I fucking love the intro scream it was so good

  • @amistake5648
    @amistake5648 7 років тому +3

    All jokes aside this ain't a bad song

  • @CmgDeadman
    @CmgDeadman 7 років тому

    Damn Jared.....Some of you best vocals yet...

  • @nicenoiseproductions4882
    @nicenoiseproductions4882 7 років тому +284

    No but really who the fuck is jarod alonge

    • @nicholaslaurenza6193
      @nicholaslaurenza6193 7 років тому +7

      Exactly who the hell is her

    • @x0scimy0x
      @x0scimy0x 7 років тому +31

      He's another music UA-camr who makes parody music (it's actually good) and does skits and stuff.

    • @Jorgetime
      @Jorgetime 7 років тому +4

      He's Jarrod Alonge

    • @cassie1421
      @cassie1421 7 років тому +2

      Nice Noise Productions google it

    • @bigounce00
      @bigounce00 7 років тому +30

      Instead of typing out this comment you could've just typed Jarrod Alonge in the search bar to find out

  • @juggernautpl
    @juggernautpl 7 років тому +1

    dude, once you said the Korn crowd is 100% fluid. Check out the woodstock festival in Poland. Especialy the Skindered-Warning in 2014. It was fucking almighty good

  • @conradfincher8876
    @conradfincher8876 7 років тому +17

    Jake Paul is getting pretty heavy these days

  • @amenbouallagui
    @amenbouallagui 7 років тому

    That's what I was waiting for ! Real diss tracks

  • @dragonslayerking818
    @dragonslayerking818 7 років тому +3

    This was one of the most dopest and coolest things diss track I've heard, besides the crappy rap diss track

  • @DepronX
    @DepronX 7 років тому +1

    That was awesome! I indeed never heard of this guy..... #TeamDines

  • @aaronvansichem
    @aaronvansichem 7 років тому +4

    Good vid but why do YOU have to clickbait to! Dont become one of those bulshit clickbait channels please.

  • @L3AF
    @L3AF 7 років тому +1

    Dayum that jar jar burn tho Great video!

  • @michaelmastro9382
    @michaelmastro9382 7 років тому +92

    So..... You sold out, and now you're a metal-core version of Jake paul? "its emo-core bro, with that Every Time I Die flow...."

    • @thegreyman4224
      @thegreyman4224 7 років тому +35

      Michael Mastro The song is a parody of the "diss track" trending lately on UA-cam. Jared's channel is mainly humorous and satirical.

    • @kbxbrdr
      @kbxbrdr 7 років тому +4

      HHABHAJANFKLMFAHAHAHBhabhBHABFAHBFAHAHAHAHFHBAHBFAJFAKLFMKAJAHAHHAHAHAAJAHBAFHBFAMFALKAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHBHBFAHBFAH

    • @laurathehockeyfan7049
      @laurathehockeyfan7049 7 років тому +5

      Where the fuck do you get ETID out of this?....like I'm genuinely curious.

    • @Knotunit
      @Knotunit 7 років тому +4

      Metalcore Jake Paul. This guy gets it. Could not have said it better.

    • @jackieward2339
      @jackieward2339 7 років тому

      The Grey Man At this point, humorous may be a stretch.

  • @gvtshorts2024
    @gvtshorts2024 7 років тому

    Awesome track Jared, the vocal style was badass!

  • @jakebock4685
    @jakebock4685 7 років тому

    "If UA-cam was Star Wars you'd be fucking Jar Jar."
    I DIED. 😂

  • @vex1on488
    @vex1on488 7 років тому

    Wow a diss track that’s actually had some effort put into it, good job man

  • @lorenajaimes1374
    @lorenajaimes1374 7 років тому +1

    THIS IS THE BEST SONG I'VE HEARD IN MONTHS

  • @daltonmanning6657
    @daltonmanning6657 7 років тому

    I love jarred's vocals. I was really not expecting this sound from him

  • @AaronMorgan666
    @AaronMorgan666 7 років тому

    Holy fuck dude that breakdown gave me the goosebumps!! It was good!

  • @aggressionsessions7839
    @aggressionsessions7839 7 років тому

    Smiled all the way through, those riffs man pure filth, that was a comeback.

  • @joewilliams4208
    @joewilliams4208 7 років тому

    Dam Jared, I enjoyed this, tons of laughs!!!

  • @wylfredvalkyriekiller6430
    @wylfredvalkyriekiller6430 7 років тому

    'longe'' means ''far away'' in portuguese. Being a Brazilian myself i couldn't help but to laugh my ass off at the ''go AWAY, ALONGE'' part. LOL

  • @pencilknighttv
    @pencilknighttv 7 років тому

    Damn,this was fucking amazing,Jared you are fucking good on what you.re doing dude ^^

  • @bsmusic6225
    @bsmusic6225 7 років тому

    When Jared brings the guitar out you know shits going down😂

  • @ericahillard5614
    @ericahillard5614 7 років тому

    The guitar in this was really good, and the lyrics were hilarious, loved it 😂👍🏻

  • @FizzyK-45
    @FizzyK-45 7 років тому

    EPIC DISS TRACK OF HISTORY!!
    *JARROD ALONGE*
    VS!
    *JARED DINEEEEEEEESS*
    BEGIN!

  • @tommorton3155
    @tommorton3155 7 років тому

    "If UA-cam was Star Wars you'd be fucking jar jar" best line in there

  • @alexdelaney8435
    @alexdelaney8435 7 років тому +1

    Wow now the diss tracks are coming to the metal scene *face palm😂

  • @ramsesklap
    @ramsesklap 7 років тому

    This is 1,000,000 times better than the other diss tracks that exist on UA-cam.

  • @editorick
    @editorick 7 років тому

    All right Jared. You got me back with this. Ha

  • @AHmusic
    @AHmusic 7 років тому

    Who mixed this? It's the best mix i've heard on your channel

  • @oren_1sh162
    @oren_1sh162 7 років тому +1

    This is the best disstract ever

  • @jeroen0011
    @jeroen0011 7 років тому

    Lol "you smell like dirty laundry" that's def. The ending it needed 👌

  • @jojo1234a
    @jojo1234a 7 років тому

    Oh my gosh, this was freaking awesome! Roast with extra nuts! Yeeeeaaahhh!

  • @TheExperts1000
    @TheExperts1000 7 років тому

    I love the banter and satire drama between these two lol

  • @SpoinksEntertainment
    @SpoinksEntertainment 7 років тому

    This was hilarious Jared, its awssome