@@MichaelD8393 yeah, but then Stevie T comes out with a diss track of his, containing a blistering solo. Jared has still not replied back to Stevie T with a diss track of his.
Let's be real for a second. Jarod wasn't the first guy to do music comedy on UA-cam. We guitarists had people like Stevie T, and there is a whole community of UA-cam music people. Music is win, boyinaband, etc. But Jarod is definitely the guy who made it lucrative to create music comedy focusing on the scene and metal music, because his content was accessible even to people who didn't have a clue about playing guitar. If it weren't for his first run of videos, folks like Jared Dines and Rob Scallon might not have made it to the surface. The big difference is that Jarod has stuck with the comedy end, while his 'more talented' (I guess metal guitarists tend to seem more talented than punk/hardcore emo guitarists, cause they play faster) counterparts have moved on to creating serious music. At the end of the day, Jarod is a UA-cam comedian who uses music. Jared is a musician who has used comedy.
To fall on your sword is just a lame expression lmao. In fact it's used to describe someone "taking one for the team". And, all in all, this was pretty unoriginal with some desperate attempts to be clever. I don't even have a side in this whole thing. I like them both for what they do, but this was pretty underwhelming tbh lol..
2:41 "You're the most overrated artist I know by far! And if UA-cam was Star Wars, you'd be *fucking Jar Jar!"* Damn, how can Jared write a better diss track than most rappers? I just downloaded it Jared, I'm hooked!
this shit is fire, I'm bootlegging copies right now to sell at my yard sale this weekend. This shit is gonna be selling LIKE A GOD CHURCH.Come pick up your copy. IT"S EVERYDAY BRO from 8am to 5pm. lmao
+Sulwek Olejbik KSI is a wannabe and a shadow of his former self. I respect his long "exile" from UA-cam for the last few months if he had to clear his head up or whatnot, but now he's just underwhelming and lost touch.
Just to clarify, Jarrod makes a joke music video roasting jared on canadian softball Now jared makes a comeback, roasting Jarrod on this music video Spoiler alert, these two videos are just a joke and a lowkey collab video promoting each other. They still friends Get it? Now excuse me while I watch some dank memes
Kai Thiedke that's Jared's grandfather he died from stupidity but,he can actually sing the Jared genes skip his generation and he kept his hair after 25
dude, once you said the Korn crowd is 100% fluid. Check out the woodstock festival in Poland. Especialy the Skindered-Warning in 2014. It was fucking almighty good
Jared & Jarrod sit-com needs a second season... loved that :D
Akuma Rising I know man
The ironic part is that Jarrod did go away and quit youtube. Way to go Jared.
James Pinos No he didn’t? Lol. He’s been working on Crazy Eighty Eight
Lol the you suck my butt part got me. Nice one
Music is Win I'm sorry I have to do this, Tyler....
DO SHRED WARS WITH JARED
Shred wars with Jared
Music is Win shred warrssss pleaassse
you know we want it
Music is Win Shred. Wars. SHRED. WARS. SHRED WARS. SHRED WARS SHRED WARS!
Man, I love this new Attila song!
Epic Djent Battles of History. Make it happen.
Do not go Djently into that good night
why does it have to be djent?
NoName Wiki lol this song is way to old school musically to be djent
NoName Wiki i know right! Djent this Djent that, TOO MUCH DJENT!
YES!!
I think we all know the most hurtful diss of all was calling him Jar Jar.
Did Jared just become one man band version of Attila?
Jaredzilla is the new moshpit king HAHAHAHAHA
Jared cannot become me, cuz my name is Attila Kis in real life, so hands the fuck off, boii.
Who's Attila?
yeah, just one person can make shit as good as a whole band. now I feel attila is overstaffled
Soviet WRX it's like limp blizkit but more "edgy"
all jokes aside, i love your cleans.
HI JUSTIN I AM YOUR FAN TOO HELLO! :D
Heh
Big fan (:
This is a rare quality diss track. I approve.
And an even rarer metal diss track. Maybe even the *only* metal diss track in existence.
@@MichaelD8393 check out Stevie T diss track.
@@an_38kitkashyap I have. It seems Jared's trying to even the ratio of rap & metal diss tracks.
@@MichaelD8393 yeah, but then Stevie T comes out with a diss track of his, containing a blistering solo.
Jared has still not replied back to Stevie T with a diss track of his.
@@an_38kitkashyap Well, Jared already did a diss track, so maybe one against Stevie is enough for him.
Jared and Jarrod are actually really good friends lol. They probably planned this to lowkey help each other out.
Love both of the tracks lol.
Comments
10% About how good Jared roasted Jarrod Alonge
90% Who the fuck is Jarrod Alonge?
Let's be real for a second. Jarod wasn't the first guy to do music comedy on UA-cam. We guitarists had people like Stevie T, and there is a whole community of UA-cam music people. Music is win, boyinaband, etc.
But Jarod is definitely the guy who made it lucrative to create music comedy focusing on the scene and metal music, because his content was accessible even to people who didn't have a clue about playing guitar.
If it weren't for his first run of videos, folks like Jared Dines and Rob Scallon might not have made it to the surface.
The big difference is that Jarod has stuck with the comedy end, while his 'more talented' (I guess metal guitarists tend to seem more talented than punk/hardcore emo guitarists, cause they play faster) counterparts have moved on to creating serious music.
At the end of the day, Jarod is a UA-cam comedian who uses music. Jared is a musician who has used comedy.
Damn, taking diss tracks to a new level 😂
Obama8myKFC I love your name
So I guess I'm supposed to make a react video to this now for views? That's how UA-cam works now right?
Agufish yes
Now this is content
"Fall on your sword" part is S A V A G E
Not to mention "And if UA-cam was Star Wars, you'd be fucking JAR JAR!" is a good lead up to it.
To fall on your sword is just a lame expression lmao. In fact it's used to describe someone "taking one for the team". And, all in all, this was pretty unoriginal with some desperate attempts to be clever. I don't even have a side in this whole thing. I like them both for what they do, but this was pretty underwhelming tbh lol..
That Jar Jar part made me laugh XD
2:41 "You're the most overrated artist I know by far! And if UA-cam was Star Wars, you'd be *fucking Jar Jar!"* Damn, how can Jared write a better diss track than most rappers? I just downloaded it Jared, I'm hooked!
MichaelD8393 because most rappers have 23 chromosomes, not 46.
Oh yeah, that's true too.
this shit is fire, I'm bootlegging copies right now to sell at my yard sale this weekend. This shit is gonna be selling LIKE A GOD CHURCH.Come pick up your copy. IT"S EVERYDAY BRO from 8am to 5pm. lmao
The Black Matt Damon omg yes people are so stupid it hurts
Bird Plan You must be broke as fuck
Fuck all you
The breakdown at 3:04 is actually amazing
1000 Times Better than ksi and sideman
YES, SO TRUE
Lost in GAMER probably because Jared is actually in music
Chris douglas Ksi too
+Sulwek Olejbik KSI is a wannabe and a shadow of his former self. I respect his long "exile" from UA-cam for the last few months if he had to clear his head up or whatnot, but now he's just underwhelming and lost touch.
Sulwek Olejbik Peev Shalpatine is coming for you
Okay seriously, if you claim to be Jared Dines fan and don't know who Jarrod Alonge is there's something wrong with you
Jared Wars:A New Jarrod
Jared Wars:The Jared Strikes Back
Jared Wars:Return of the Jarrod
He switched his hat back again🙏🏿😍😍
4:35 best part IMO
My fav part is when he went "blech" Good lyric. Truly inspirational.
Just to clarify, Jarrod makes a joke music video roasting jared on canadian softball
Now jared makes a comeback, roasting Jarrod on this music video
Spoiler alert, these two videos are just a joke and a lowkey collab video promoting each other. They still friends
Get it? Now excuse me while I watch some dank memes
Hands down the best diss track of 2017
Jarrod Alonge is the genius behind the smash hit: Suck My 401k
That guitar is so sick.
Great video Jared
Who the fuck is jared alonge lol
This made my day!
66Samus Exactly
why does everyone take this video seriously. Jarrod is also one of the good metal (also pop-punk0 youtubers out there lol.
66Samus honestly he looks like the singer from sunrise skater kids lol. Or pretty close anyways
66Samus use google
I’m not being sarcastic when I say this: this is the best diss track I have heard in my life!
You haven't heard too many diss tracks than cuz there are plenty of good ones no vasoline by ice cube is one of the greatest for sure imo.
ANd im dead hahaha
Damn. I listened to this like 50 times and still get goosebumps from the beginning 10/10 diss track
I was going to be mad if there wasn't Djenting..
This is the best thing Dines has released in months honestly.
Original and energetic.
I didn't think it was possible to destroy someone's career this easily without a rape allegation
Jarrods diss track is better
GOD DAMN
One of the few legendary roasts, excellent writing & production keep it up 👌🤘
I was expecting cringe but this is honestly a good song.
With all these diss tracks on UA-cam now, this is definitely the best one.
This awkward moment when you never heard about Jarrod Alonge, before Jared D. had dissed him...
Brian Colbridge same
y'all stupid if you think this is serious
KoaAbyss lmao, "all you haters". Calm down. No one said anything hateful.
The only diss track I can watch without completely cringing
it amazes me the number of people that are letting this go over their heads
"If UA-cam were Star Wars you'd be Jar Jar." BURN!
ATTILLA
This is AWESOME!!
EDIT: That breakdown at 3:06 though!
some people see the word disstrack and ignore the talent that went into this.
actually a sick song
well done
Yo this song actually shreds and I'd be stoked if there were more songs written in this format.
New genre called diss metal
Jared dines can seriously do anything, he can play the drums and guitar amazing and he cam sing!
emmure sounds different ever since everyone ditched frankie
Lmao "fall on your sword"...
Didn't see that coming, but I like it.
okay seriously: Who is Jarrod Alonge? Never heard of him before
Same
The Scoreboy....idk who is he...
A meme lord.
The Scoreboy he's another music youtuber who does parodies and he likes pop punk
The Scoreboy check him out he's hilarious.
I must say I watch your videos almost everyday and this song just destorys whatever he could have possibly put
0:40 excuse me, what did i just see?
Kai Thiedke that's Jared's grandfather he died from stupidity but,he can actually sing the Jared genes skip his generation and he kept his hair after 25
Kai Thiedke u saw stunning photoshopskills
I love your new recording room! :) Awesome video! Watching your shit for years now. You are one of the coolest youtubers around. Love your content :)
Disappointed, there isn't a VEVO sign in the thumbnail
all this song needed is an epic solo with melodious AND shred parts \m/
Very impressive....... oh wait wrong channel
Videos like this always DISS TRACK me from my homework
1000x better then sidemen... just because he actually made the music ahahaha.
hahaha YES the fall on your sword before the breakdown was epic
It sounds like a new beartooth song hah
That fall on your sword line. Fucking brutal! That line kicks ass!
SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK AS FUCK
Jared I fucking love the intro scream it was so good
All jokes aside this ain't a bad song
Damn Jared.....Some of you best vocals yet...
No but really who the fuck is jarod alonge
Exactly who the hell is her
He's another music UA-camr who makes parody music (it's actually good) and does skits and stuff.
He's Jarrod Alonge
Nice Noise Productions google it
Instead of typing out this comment you could've just typed Jarrod Alonge in the search bar to find out
dude, once you said the Korn crowd is 100% fluid. Check out the woodstock festival in Poland. Especialy the Skindered-Warning in 2014. It was fucking almighty good
Jake Paul is getting pretty heavy these days
That's what I was waiting for ! Real diss tracks
This was one of the most dopest and coolest things diss track I've heard, besides the crappy rap diss track
That was awesome! I indeed never heard of this guy..... #TeamDines
Good vid but why do YOU have to clickbait to! Dont become one of those bulshit clickbait channels please.
Dayum that jar jar burn tho Great video!
So..... You sold out, and now you're a metal-core version of Jake paul? "its emo-core bro, with that Every Time I Die flow...."
Michael Mastro The song is a parody of the "diss track" trending lately on UA-cam. Jared's channel is mainly humorous and satirical.
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Where the fuck do you get ETID out of this?....like I'm genuinely curious.
Metalcore Jake Paul. This guy gets it. Could not have said it better.
The Grey Man At this point, humorous may be a stretch.
Awesome track Jared, the vocal style was badass!
"If UA-cam was Star Wars you'd be fucking Jar Jar."
I DIED. 😂
Wow a diss track that’s actually had some effort put into it, good job man
THIS IS THE BEST SONG I'VE HEARD IN MONTHS
I love jarred's vocals. I was really not expecting this sound from him
Holy fuck dude that breakdown gave me the goosebumps!! It was good!
Smiled all the way through, those riffs man pure filth, that was a comeback.
Dam Jared, I enjoyed this, tons of laughs!!!
'longe'' means ''far away'' in portuguese. Being a Brazilian myself i couldn't help but to laugh my ass off at the ''go AWAY, ALONGE'' part. LOL
Damn,this was fucking amazing,Jared you are fucking good on what you.re doing dude ^^
When Jared brings the guitar out you know shits going down😂
The guitar in this was really good, and the lyrics were hilarious, loved it 😂👍🏻
EPIC DISS TRACK OF HISTORY!!
*JARROD ALONGE*
VS!
*JARED DINEEEEEEEESS*
BEGIN!
"If UA-cam was Star Wars you'd be fucking jar jar" best line in there
Wow now the diss tracks are coming to the metal scene *face palm😂
This is 1,000,000 times better than the other diss tracks that exist on UA-cam.
All right Jared. You got me back with this. Ha
Who mixed this? It's the best mix i've heard on your channel
This is the best disstract ever
Lol "you smell like dirty laundry" that's def. The ending it needed 👌
Oh my gosh, this was freaking awesome! Roast with extra nuts! Yeeeeaaahhh!
I love the banter and satire drama between these two lol
This was hilarious Jared, its awssome