The Crazy Cannibals of Cinnamon Toast Crunch
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- Опубліковано 16 чер 2023
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Give any cereal enough time and it’ll turn cannibalistic. Krave’s whole lore is proof of this.
I was waiting for someone to say that. But, I don't remember the chocovores (krave cereal) eating each other like the cinnamon squares.
Edit: I saw 2 ads similar to this. 1 is a promotion for some endless runner where a group of chocovores throw one of their own in and turn them into chocolate. Then, the chocovores eat the chocolate krave cereal. The 2nd is another tie in with a game that's hard to translate. A chocolate gets bit and turns into a chocovore. So I guess you was right in a way.
Remember Crazy Good?
THAT'S WHAT I WAS THINKING
The chocovores are predators not cannibals, they have been seen in many commercials to predate on chocolate rather on their own kind
The krave ones are unhinged
The squares do not die when they are eaten. They simply respawn. Being eaten is just a minor inconvenience for them.
The accursed Cinnasign.
That was my first theory....like the factory is probably how the eaten squares get continuously respawned
That's still painful.
Now add some emesis blu story to it
@@KairiMorin It seems like it's instant and painless
Theory: the cereal ate the chefs which is why they never reappeared again.
Theory: Wendell created the cannibalistic cereal and fed Bob and Quello to them, hence why they never reappear again.
Edit: I just thought of another theory where the cannibalistic cereal ended up eating Wendell after they ate Bob and Quello.
Who hurt you?
1:55
@@TheReal_Jonnyme
and that’s just a theory, a film- you know what it doesn’t work as well if you do film theory instead of game theory
“The life expectancy is 23 Minutes”
That sentence made me laugh.
Pol pot Cambodia:
Life expectancy
Imagine your mascots going from clumsy but wholesome chefs to unhinged cereal people willing to engage in frequent cannibalism for goofs and gaffs.
the circle of cereal life
@@Gareth_thegoober Ah yes i truly am...a square....i eat my square comrades cuz its funny and shit
@@Gareth_thegoober Exactly
it went from chefs to cannibal cinnamon square's
Nature's natural progression
I know
Cinnamon Toast Crunch was good when it was chefs. It really has been a downgrade since it changed to the cannibal cinnamon squares.
Dont you mean Cinnamoji?
if you use the term 'cinnamoji' then you probably speak in emojis
I had completely forgotten that sea monkeys even existed until you mentioned them and unlocked a childhood memory. When I was a kid, I got a few dozen sea monkeys, and I was really excited about it, but after about a week, there were only 4 left because they had eaten each other, and those 4 ended up getting rather large (by sea monkey standards) and living for several months.
Only the strongest can survive in the colosseum
I wonder, even what are they? Like the species?
@@sullivanbell2397, they're brine shrimp
@@Doublemonk0506
Why are they called "Sea Monkeys" if they're actually called "Brine Shrimp"?
@@chippy2023 Marketing
Maybe the toast squares cannibalize each other as a “survival of the fittest” situation, where the fastest and strongest squares eat the weaker ones, so the stronger ones can create new squares in the factory that have the strongers’ traits
Only for every square in that factory to go nuts and mass cannibalize eachother, wiping out everything they tried to do.
Square eugenics
Just a theory, but in the newest cinnamon toast crunch ad I’ve been seeing a lot, you can see the shadow of Wendell opening the door to a kitchen, where he seems to add the cinnamon dust to the crazy squares, making them go crazy! So maybe he is controlling it all from the shadows. Love you videos!
I seriously didn't know there used to be 3 chefs. And the crazy square was so bizarre. Will you be talking about krave chocovores next? As it's about cereal that eats chocolate?
this mans ability to talk about nonsense for more then 5mins is amazing, and animate it too, i feel like i just watched the webkinz video and here he is with another....keep up the great work because im having a blast
i wonder what wacky world we'll visit next
this is one of my favorites of yours now, the recurring bits and your insane ramblings make me happy. very bdg of u
6:38 I never knew that Cinnamon Toast Crunch was related to Cocaine but here we are.
I remember my nephew was terrified of the cinnamon toast crunch squares commercial when he was a kid, he'd start crying if he watched it
It’s clear to me that these creatures are genetically engineered to hunt and kill one another SPECIFICALLY for the marketing campaign. They seem perfectly evolved to detect and capture other crazy squares, with gaping mouths and grinding molars perfect for turning that delicious cinnamon flavour into pure nutrients. Their perfect homeland is maintained by outside forces to make them look better, but their natural design is clearly to live solitary lives in the cereal wilderness, their cannibalistic tendencies and general ravenous carnivory can only be sustained by the machine that produces more of them. Of course, Wendell has made them this way to show how good CTC is. I would want to buy a cereal that’s so good, even the cereal is eating itself! But it results in these creatures being trapped in an eternal Ouroboros where they cannot fully drive themselves extinct, but they are also incapable of doing anything but devouring each other. An idyllic land becomes a nightmare for its savage inhabitants.
Geez Choopo you really messed up! The cannibalism is only activated by a crazy cinnamon square getting milk on it! The cinnamon and milk combo causes the frenzy!
There has to be some sort of villain origin story to the baker. He killed and ate the other two chefs, and then went mad with guilt. He then created the cannibalistic cereal squares as an ever-present reminder of this incident, forever tormenting himself for his wrongdoings.
I’m glad I’m not the only one who found those commercials disturbing.
No I used to be genuinely scared of then
This is the content I live for LMAO. I wanna see the Captain Crunch lore now.
Are we really surprised the squares are cannibals when their father murdered his coworkers bc they were goofy??
Lmfao
the minions/rabbids-ization of the cinnamon squares is not what i expected, but it honestly makes sense. also didn't know that existed until now, so thanks LOL
Theory: This episode is a prequel to the Operation episode because the kangaroo was the one that caused him his injuries.
I never know what went in the minds of the marketing team for Cinnamon Toast Crunch when they switched out Wendell for literal sentient pieces of cannibalistic cereal. Also, why do they have these feet that look like tiny black dots that are disconnected from their body like Rayman?
5pm-4am is the only time I eat cereal. Thats prime cereal eating time.
So much cannibalism that it makes Marvel's Ultimate universe blush.
Choopo really doesn't know the joys of 2 am cereal
Choopo’s videos are like that one Spotify ad: BANGER after BANGER after BANGER
Gonna keep asking this man nicely to review the lore of doc mcstuffins even though he already mentioned it on his operation video
And here I thought I dreamed up those 3 chefs for Cinnamon Toast Crunch as a kid, nope they were very real...and gone before I was even born. Now I have even more questions.
unironically I've always wondered about this, very first time I saw one of these commercials when I was like six instead of being an enamoured by the animation or talking about the actual product or some thing about sugar my very first thought when watching TV with my grandmother was "hey grandmama isn't that technically cannibalism?"
Cinnamon Toast Crunch!? Wow, these video ideas are getting nuts.
Crazy squares remind me of Orks in WH40K. They do not die, they simply reraise from crumbs. Maybe once theyre passed by another crazy square they regrow
How are the toast able to eat multiple of themselves with out getting full
infinite stomachs.
Cereal Hammerverse
Are you familiar with the "bag of holding"? Basically their stomachs are like that. Bigger on the inside.
I never ate this cereal as a kid cause I hated these commercials but after trying it as an adult it instantly became my favorite sugary cereal.
Cinnaville is basically the same as how Omni Man's planet worked
It’s all that cinnamon and sugar that makes those crunchy little squares so irresistible. Cinnamon Toast Crunch, part of this good breakfast. Crave those crazy squares.
Maybe the missing chefs found out wendell was constructing this horrific world of cannabilistic torment, and when they threatened to stop him, he made them disappear
This was really funny, I wish they had this in Brazil, I wonder what they taste like
They’re very crunchy and have a cinnamon flavor, along with a cinnamon sugar dusting. They’re very yummy and a good little snack.
Cinnamon toast crunch commercials are insane
The Sonic Unleashed background music at the beginning already made my day
you know when you eat one of those and one bit is a little more harder to chew on than the others?
Yep thats when you eat their teeth.
Bruh I’m eating a bowl of Cinnamon Toast Crunch rn and I’m never gonna eat it the same again-
I can't believe I watched a almost 10 minute video about the Cinnamon Toast Crunch lore💀
Theory: The cereal ate the chefs and the crazy square cinnamons in the cereal box and they never appeared in any commercial again
5pm to 4am is my favorite time for cereal. For some reason eating cereal is just more fun for me when the sun isnt out.
I had a 7 year streak of not losing the game. I fell to my knees in this Hardee’s, sir.
I could’ve gone my whole life without hearing that dandruff comparison
Who said it was milk.
Never speak again
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I think the other two bakers saw Wendell with his cinnibal creation and left before they took over.
When I saw the "Cinnamon Toast Crunch" in the title
I was like.. Oh! he must've put that in the title cuz Cini-minis, is a brand and he didn't want to advertise
then it turned out it is actually the brand name.
as an Australian, I can confirm we all think about cereal constantly
I like to think that Wendell probably fed the other 2 chefs to the sentient cereal pieces.
I just found your channel like 2 days ago and I've already burned through almost all the content, page rocks bro keep it up.
I used to be so unnerved by the commercials when I was a kid.
I remember growing up with the cereal itself as the mascots. They're cute.
Poptarts vs Cinnamon Toast Crunch who wins the getting eaten alive contest?
I saw a recent commercial where you see how the crunches are made in the 'Cinnamon Toast Crunch Kitchen'' and in the first few seconds you can see the shadow of the good ol' chef himself.
Baker lore: the two bakers that died wasnt murder but instead the last baker tried to ressrect them like full steel alchmist by using homoculis ceriel stuff
7:48 The teeth is where they get that crunch when eating them
Maybe Wendell gave them this trait as a fail safe So they never rise up against him. If they can’t stop themselves from eating each other how productive can they really be
I've never seen a more terrifying thumbnail
Nice vid. Humour good as always.
I sometimes forget that in America they are called cinnamon toast crunch and not cini minis 😭
I feel like thisguy would have a field day with dumb ways to die
I love how you showed a box of the cereal that says General Mills on it and you still said Kellog’s lol
I love how random Choopo's contents are, even though i don't even know most of them!
I'm glad this channel exists, you go squirrel :)
Please keep all your therapy appointments. The world may be in danger if you don't.😂😂😂😂😂😂
I live in a country where this cereal and these ads don't exist, so this whole video has been WILD for me
The cinnamon is an addictive substance that has been proven to make toasted squares cannibals when eaten or sniffed.
I think the reason for the ruthless cannibalism is due to a lack of laws and the cinnamon. imagine if you found out that your friend tastes good, irresistibley good. there are no reprecussions. no laws saying you cant. this is what the cinnamon toast crunch society live in.
when this video released yesterday i was like "oh i love that cereal! cant wait to watch this tomorrow!" and then that very night my mom came home with this cereal. i never said anything about CTC. im eating it rn while watching this wondering if this was coincidence or not lol
This is the most informative video I've ever seen
These ads and also dumb ways to die have inspired me to make a stop motion series where these blobs eat each other and other situations when I was little
When I was younger I'd sit down and get myself a bowl of cinnamon toast crunch and watch regular show
The fact that I got so mad over just hearing you mention the game and knowing that i lost sucks
“You kill or be killed” WAS THAT A UNDERTA-
How does the "Can he see why kids love cinnamon toast crunch?" line of commercials fit into this?
Ah yes, Cinnamon Toast Crunch: Where your head looks more like a nose than your actual nose.
These videos are better advertising than the commercials, I saw this video after the goldfish one and before clicked I bought Cinnamon Toast Crunch at the grocery store and ate it while watching this
My man said "What the Dickens" like they were reviewing an English Carriage in 1764 5:34
Was not expecting the dandruff explanation 🤣🤣
Krave cereal in the next review, I like how they are the predators of chocolate.
Also you should know that cannibalism is quite common in nature, especially when it comes to eating babies.
This was amazing please Make a part 2
There was a Cinnamon Square that was at WrestleMania 39. So it’s confirmed that they are human sized.
Deliver the Poptropica lore video or prepare for a surprise llama parade led by a kazoo orchestra playing a medley of 80s hits.
I think Kellog's Krave is more horrifying, where here they get some cannibalist instincts awaken by the sugar dust or idk. Kraves are actively hunting the chocolate people and nothing's too much to get to that goal, them always ending up eating them alive, or making them melt and all that. Sure it's not their own race, but it's still pretty crazy.
I like the fact that the road curves over a Cassowary looking thing on the background.
I think they’re just ‘too good to resist’ personified
I was glad to discover I’m not alone in noticing their horrific cannibalism
If you're looking for any more topics to delve into, might i suggest the "There was an Old Lady Who Swallowed a ---" book series. It's about an old lady who constantly swallows everything and tries to justify it in rhymes.
I kind of miss those ads ngl
i've always like these commercials. they're funny :)
It's funny how it turned from goofy clumsy chef to tiny walking talking square that often just fucking eat each other just for shits and giggles with no guilt or shame at all. what a world we live in.
Also, I'm pretty sure they are the baker.
I haven't watched the video yet.
This thumbnail is the funniest thing I have seen today, thank you.
Now I can’t rewatch this video or I’ll lose the game regularly, curse you choopo
Geeeez, I completely forgot these things eat each other...... and they do it a lot 😬
thsi is the most ocool obiveo
ever
I eat my cereal at whatever hour I choose. Thank you very much.