Pokémon Sword & Shield | Girlfriend Reviews
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Usually I just watch my boyfriend play games, but Pokémon likes to release two games at once to make extra money. I played Shield and he played Sword. Can you guess who loved it and who hated it? #pokemon #pokémon
Thanks to this twitter user for the emo sobble clip:
Screamo Zamboni Clip from Twitter user @niicccooooooooo
And "The Pokémon Dream" speech at the end is a parody of George Carlin's "American Dream" bit in case you are interested in hearing the much better, much more important version!
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Is no one talking about how she used a masterball on a squirel and named it "no regrets"
tbh I can't find a good use for the masterball in swsh
@@jujutsushi Glad to know I'm not the only one with this "problem"
@@jujutsushi The only game where it's worth it to use it is in R/S/E for Rayquaza imo
Gabi TGB haven’t played those in a while but aren’t you supposed to use it on latios/latias? Or am I thinking of the wrong game?
@@Trinthegay latios and latias tbh, since they can flee and is a random encounter. Ray-Q can just be whittled down with planning.
“Oh God no! Why is he sexy?! Take him back!”
-Girlfriend Review 2019
Think its because he looks like her boyfriend?
Exactly what I said when I saw Boyfriend. 😂
OH NO HE'S HOOOT!! - Squidward
OH NO IT'S HOOOOT
"My Pokemon has Yaoi hands and a thin frame". I personally just try not to think too hard about it when I'm actually playing in game. If they were gonna go with the humanoid approach again, at least make the design look appealing.
I got a little teary eyed towards the end because you perfectly described how I feel about the state of this franchise that I so dearly, dearly love. Thank you for laying into this game when it seems like nobody really does for the right reasons.
"But oh, look at it! Let´s get it!
Same here. Same here.
It's literally a George Carlin rant with Pokémon inserted
@@TheTlay101 Don't care
@The Stud Studio check out hg/ss if you want a fun but not mind numbingly easy Pokémon game that has a ridiculous amount of content
She roasted every single person remotely related to this community
Not me, I call out TPC for their crap.
She should force Adrive to hear everything she says
@@leonardofarias8843 Yeah, he's a bit of an apologist.
@@realar He's a massive idiot he went full lazy shill so Sword and Shield doesn't fail and made excuses for everything
@@realar Because his job depends on it, but what he didn't realize is that the money he earns by making people waste 16 minutes of their lives is far far lower than what he would earn if he bothers
That analogy to Mario & Zelda evolving and Pokemon staying the same is so crazy
Zelda evolved so much that it's not even zelda anymore. Botw has nothing that makes zelda good. Evolution isnt always the way to go. Sometimes familiarity goes a long way
Crazy as in true you mean?
@@crini413 It's absolutely still Zelda. Just because that franchise has the balls to do something different doesn't mean its bad or shouldn't be considered as probably one of the best games of this decade. Its clear what happens when a game doesn't push it's boundaries, and you can see that clearly in sword and shield.
Breath of the Wild is the only Zelda game I played, and it's one of my top games ever.
Idk what the franchise was before, but that game was good
@@wjt764 They have 93 Billion Dollars earned with the same formula but you in your MOM's basement are some sort of Game design genius?? hahaha Nope, its a game designed for children and it will always be a game designed for children. If your over the age of 14 you ass should be playing Monster Hunter..grow up please.
Damn she savaged this game.
PewPew_McPewster i mean, she aint wrong
I think she gave it too much credit.
She didnt.
The ones makeing it did.
doesn't take much effort to trash this game
Yet still bought two copies.
I can't believe she has more balls than ign xD
The IGN reviewer was a woman as well so balls are not really an option
It's almost like ign is a corporation and this is a UA-camr.
I remember a person who used to work on those sites, she said that the scores are different from what we imagine, for example a 10 score is a masterpiece but they don't have a masterpiece Definition. So basically scores in those websites are EXTREMELY convoluted, a game With a score of 5 is more like a Score of 1 and 10 is not really a 10 Most of the time. Tl;dr game reviewing sites suck balls.
Putting together MLK’s I have a dream speech, George Carlin’s “you have owners” monologue, and Lord of the Rings music together for the rip into the Pokémon franchise at the end was unbelievably good. That caliber of writing, editing, and performance is phenomenal and these two should be one of the biggest channels on UA-cam for this consistent high quality
Couldn't agree more. Infact I got teary eyed in the end.
AquaLion GG yea they have talked about themselves a lot more especially recently
I was going to comments this EXACT THING
"that"s just a trashcan"
now the *trubbish run* makes sense
nah, trubbish and garbador have more value.
@@ZizZap4 i meant their livestresm video titles. but yeah I agree, tcg garbodor was broken.
Boyfriend made me remember the dream, of one day VR pokemon's...but dont give me hope. I'm forever Hawkeye aka Ronin
@@CallOfGamer2012 Wonder woman.... i think.
@@nicolasdragotta2689 yah the new wonder woman 1985 trailer movie looks pretty dope tbh
The boyfriend monologue is so true ngl. Hit me hard
We, need to rise up!
The LOTR music was the icing on the cake.
I wish the entire UA-cam content creators banded together and refused to buy the game setting the example for all of us but that’s never gonna happen
The pokemon socialist revolution
Fuckin' George! He's screaming up at us.
This was one of the most honest and wholesome reviews of this game, no, this franchise, that I've seen in a long time. It's not overly analytical, it's just brutally honest, which is exactly how a review should be.
Damn. I bought my brother, a huge Pokemon fan, Shield for Christmas. He hasn't even looked at it. Never complained about it or anything, I mean it was a gift, but I can tell what's going on. This really hit home as to why.
I’m a huge Pokémon fan as well but when I saw Sword it was a bitter sweet feeling that Me and many others are just outgrowing this series but it drew me back into the series to see what all the hate was about and while I was dissatisfied…..
I *liked* the game as a *whole* it’s not perfect and it’s lazy but I just can’t hate it
“Hop tucks in his shirt to his gym shorts - looser” 😂😂😂😂
Loser*
He's smart. Untucked jerseys are a technical foul in basketball.
Tighter
Gotta use either one 'o' or at least three. Otherwise it'll just keep coming off as some deformed pseudo-spelling that a Brit would use unironically.
That moment when you think to yourself “this rant sounds an awful lot like that time George Carlin talked about how companies bend you over a little bit further so they can get a better angle” then you flash to that exact moment. Thanks Girlfriend Reviews for yet again hitting the nail so squarely on the head.
So sad how people ignore the Problems. These are the Worst Games of Pokemon.
I mean, JUST the AI that heals the Pokemon when they have full Health! This is JUST an Example! Nothing else!
@@slevinchannel7589 Does that have anything to do with my comment?
@@tweisel309 Yeah, cause it's about the problems of these Games. And the Franchise.
But whatever, this World has much bigger problems - who also get ignored!
Good George Carlin Monologue there LOL
Glad i found this comment. I thought some of that sounded familiar. :)
I love when they add bits from comedy specials like bill burr and Carlin
They call it the Pokemon Dream
Because you have to be forever ten years old to believe it
Yep I caught that too! LOL!
Frr
GoDAMN this girl was savage, and so, SO on point. It was deeply satisfying to hear that callout.
Her boyfriend wrote her script ;)
@@CorpoHawkWasabi and ya know what? He was savage too.
@@CorpoHawkWasabi you don’t know that?
@@breadwinner80 Not counting the times where they've said Matt writes the scripts, Shelby literally says she's reading a monologue from her boyfriend in this video
@@laiika511 honestly I don’t know why I was so stupid when writing this comment
Imma be real
I miss the animated sprites of pokemon
Diamond and Pearl fan?
I feel the same way about the sprites in Fire Emblem games.
I miss my old copy of emerald
THGema D/P was static sprites, I think they’re talking about B/W
That's because it forced them to put in effort
The last part about it being an interactive commercial stung hard ngl
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@@HelenGPitts Alternatively, everyone send me $5 instead and I'll promise to do nothing
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I can't _believe_ they reused Hau's animations for the new guy. That's just inexcusable. :(
It's just a way they can save money and time.
@Autistic Gamer I'd forgive it since there's so damn many of them. But Hau's animations are distinctly Hau's -- if you use them for some other guy, he's not a new character, he's a reskin.
And they said they couldn't include all the pokemons because of animations...
We already hated Hau, why did Game Freak give us another ban character
@@morganirbs2523 I liked Hau. :(
the reaction to sobble's evolutionary chain in this video is pure gold XD
I've never aggressively agreed with anything before... This feels dangerous
Ethan Micallef Yeah same, that’s how cults get started...and I’m okay with that.
Im so heated after watching this but I completely agree with everything she said
Ethan Micallef genwunner
That intelleon running at you is gonna give me nightmares....
I want Game Freak to take risks again like they did with Black & White, but the sales of those games made them play it incredibly safe with X/Y and I don't think they've ever got out of that mindset.
In what way u want them to take risk?
What risk did they take with Black and White? Lmao.
@@hioeo They took out all the old pokemon. It was a completely new set. They told an actual story that was pitched more toward 12yos than 6yos. They made sequels, Black 2 and White 2, that were actual sequels and not just shameless cashgrabs. And those were the worst selling of all the versions.
What she said at the end about the whole pokemon franchise and that they dont care about the games, seems true and crushed my hopes and dreams:(
That "The Office" part with Michael saying he will kill himself as r/Pokemon and Nintendo be like "Wow" was hilarious. Made my day, thank you.
Shin Shin It’s genius because reddit can actually be that overdramatic
@@garrusvakarian4112 I feel like your statement holds true for most social media platforms.
Shin Shin Really I swear she has used that clip with same context before.
THGema They’re not. Just because I critiqued Reddit doesn’t mean other social medias aren’t also a circlejerk shithole lol
@@Drakenwild The internet in general speaks hyperbole as its first language. Why people keep being surprised by this is beyond me.
Wasn't expecting a George Carlin reference in a Pokemon review.
Well...he isn't wrong
Same. I am just so happy to see one.
Me neither
It was more than a reference, it was an entire segment of his with Pokemon copy-pasted into it XD
I'm having a hard time believing you are a "newcomer" to videogames. You know videogames too well! Even better than some "gamers". I like your view points and the way you present them. Doesn't feel forced or pretentious. You give valid points and i like that.
In one of the Q&A, they did say that the script was written by the boyfriend who happens to be a big video games fan.. and then the girlfriend inputs some memes and jokes and add ons along the way.. so there you go, don't think too much.. just enjoy watching haha
@@ExtrangHero That make's sense. I guess you are right, maybe i should just enjoy the videos.
@@Davidrsq So this review channel, is too, a commercial to draw in sponsors.
Well Matt does write the scripts and adds his knowledge, but he’s also just putting into written words what Shelby says and thinks. It’s a collaborative work tbh
@@joselocalau123 Yeah. They've also re-clarified that again, even, in one of their newer videos (their behind the scenes video)
I really don't like how they took the actual effort out of training Pokémon - in previous games, only Pokémon who took part in battles, or were holding an XP Share (an item specifically for giving XP to a Pokémon who hadn't fought) got any experience. Now literally all of your Pokémon get experience regardless.
I don't mind that bit. it cuts back on grinding and encourages using different teams of Pokemon. Problem is the game never tailors the enemies level to account for this leaving you unintentionally over leveled for most if not all of the game.
@@fictionarch A game where you play as a Pokemon TRAINER that doesn't need to actually train Pokemon...riveting. This is one of my largest complaints with the past few Pokemon games. In early entries, you'd develope a history with your party by adventuring around the map and putting each one to work.
@@MikeSW can't say I relate. As a kid I found experimenting with different pokemon was largely punished by the game because you would need to grind them for so long before they become worth something. I found it allot faster/easier just to have one over leveled starter and 5 meat shields the rare exception being when I faced an enemy with pokemon strong to mine but this proved to just be a minor inconvenience where I use a pokemon strong to theirs for one fight and then have them go back to being a meat shield. It didn't help that back then everyone at school with a level 100 didn't get it by playing the game but with cheats. Actually playing the game was something to be avoided and they would spend money on action replays to do it.
@@fictionarch The possibility of cheating is an illegitimate critique.
@@MikeSW don't know what you mean by possibility. They would tell you you that they use action replay. No reason to hide it after all it is still a video game.
That ending monologue: There is truth in the world!
The LOTR soundtrack was too much 😂
It's actually a rewritten speech by George Carlin called "You have no choice". You can find it on UA-cam, I highly recommend you do
She actually borrowed that speech from George Carlin. She even includes a clip from him in his actual stand up special. lol
Gamers rise up
@@janekskiba1201 I was wondering why it hurt so much 😅
"The ground, the trees, and the core gameplay"
Love it
"...and even form emotional bonds with them..."
Since you have now reached this point, I'd like to introduce you to a little something we call the Nuzlocke challenge.
2:10 came here to give props to the Senses Fail cameo. respect.
I like that this channel has been so willing to genuinely criticize bad practices and lackluster titles when it would be so easy to just go along with so much of games media and hand out 9s to all major releases. You've managed to keep a positive vibe while still dishing out criticism when warranted and that's honestly a feat for game commentation. Thanks so much for all you guys have done.
whetlands *commentary
Jeremy, while this is her second Pokémon game, this isn’t her second game. Anyone who has played any other big console RPG or Zelda BOTW or similar games can easily see the holes in this Pokémon titles without having to have played a bunch of them first.
@@Keithustus Anyone who has played literally any other game can see the holes in the title. Things like terrible story, mediocre characters and simple gameplay doesn't require decades of experience in Pokemon to notice.
Ha, Jeremy deleted his whole comment after I took issue with one point.
Zura, I wouldn’t go THAT far. “Any other game” could mean people who have only ever played FarmVille, Bejeweled, or The Sims.
When LOTR music kicked in I almost cried in my cubicle
Lord of the Rings music:
*I'm not crying you're crying*
The best!
For real
Which one is it?
@@johnnydab "The Breaking of the Fellowship" by Howard Shore
“And the streamy award goes to-“
GFR: *sweats with anticipation*
“-The Game Theorists!”
GFR: “Dang it!!”
Well ya can’t deny their amazing transitions, buddy
Damn, came here fully expecting an overly positive review that completely ignores all the issues with the game, just like, you know, all other reviews, but it seems like I understimated you guys. Amazing review.
You underestimated Gamexplain too i see
Well just because you agree with this one doesnt mean its "good" a review is an expression of opinion an opinion isnt "good" because you happen to agree with it
Yeah this critique earned a lot of respect, and it was probably because the channel doesn't have to tip toe around a gaming company to stay in business. There are many thought provoking aspects to this review.
@@krissa9664 Nah mate, reviews aren't expressions of opinions. Or at least, they're not supposed to be. A review is supposed to be, you know, a review of the game. An objective assessment of what the game did well, what it did poorly, how much each one mattered to the experience and most importantly, a comparison to games of its kind. A review isn't there for the critic to give their opinion, a review is there for a viewer to find out if the game is worth it for them.
Reviews that try to assign simple ratings like "10/10" to a game are doing it wrong. Even if the game is 10/10, it's not for everyone. A 10/10 soulsbourne game is not a game everyone would enjoy. Anybody who was familiar with the series and played it would have immediately known it was a step back with no redeeming features that the majority of people wouldn't be interested in. Instead, we got showered with praise, "8/10" being the lowest you'd see from the big sites. "9+/10" was more common.
It's a fun game, don't get me wrong. As Shelby said, it's perfectly good for newcomers. Sure, some things could have been done better, but if you're new it's not a waste of your money. But for the game to get reviews in the 9+/10 range, that's suggesting it's an absolute masterpiece, but there are people who've played better and more expansive versions of this to the point that they are now bored of it.
@@joep2999 Joe P that is your opinion i played all the alola hames twice unova and kalos and the remake of hoenn and im still playing it even though i pumped over a 120 hours into it im not saying what he said is neccesarily wrong although i disagree im saying that agreeing with a review doesnt mean its exactly good .
"Hop tucks in his shirt! HOP TUCKS IN HIS SHIRT TO HIS GYM SHORTS, LOSER!!!" i'm dead XD
HHahaha
mykey Priceless you are a dead f
It's unrelated, but i found your majestic Barbatos Lupus pfp really awesome. And when I'm drawing Lupus Rex while listening to GF review. Weird coincidence.
Thumbs up for spelling LOSER correctly 😍
Thumbs down for spelling "shirt" wrong.
J/k but really how did you confuse shirt with shorts?
I'm now binge watching your videos at 6am on Christmas day... I love it.
I hope you two never stop making these videos. These are always a treat to watch and everything is reviewed as fairly as possible from both the eyes of a gamer and the eyes of a bystander. Keep up the amazing work!
You were by far the best gaming channel of 2019.
But The Game Theorists move so much cash!
@@diode_wow you have a point
No
It really hurts me that pokemon throws it's potential out of the window like that.
I had so much fun as a kid training and batteling these monsters. But if I wanted to play the same game over and over, id just replay one of the older ones
Yeah the ones where it mattered where the quality of the game hooked people and now that they've got them hooked they feed them the minimal amount just to keep them coming.
It has the potential to be the litteral best game ever made. Instead though they make garbage that will sell because it's pokemon.
13en’s_stills Member when the post game was ANOTHER 8 BADGES? I member.
Matthew Power Heartgold/Soulsilver is a god tier Pokémon game
@@Brandy._
Sad tough.
The last pokemon game i played was silver and i was planning (if the reviews were good) to buy a switch and buy pokemon sword or shield.
But seeing that the game hasn't evolved to a full fledged open world and that they haven't changed much in the rest of the gameplay dissapoints me.
The moment I heard "it's called the Pokemon Dream..." I almost immediately remembered George Carlin(R.I.P)...and there he was. Great Work :D
Haha "who dresses like the burger king for some reason."
“OH GOD ITS RANGO” I’m pissing omg
Noah Cabarcas DO IT IN A BOTTLE
Pokemon Nintendogs...
Nintendo: *Write that down! Write that down!*
Jaxson Shoemaker haven’t they done that already a few times? I wouldn’t know, I don’t play or follow the Pokémon series
@@djdeadbeat4380 I low key wouldn't be surprised if they have.
This is like the best sword&shield review I've ever watched.
Gamefreak: **Slithers past some tree textures**
The internet: So, mortal, dare ye venture into the ring of fire?
The shade thrown at IGN at the end was the best part of the review. I love me some Girlfriend Reviews.
Shannon West
Except for many of her videos, she’s done the same thing. We don’t criticize her for praising something a lot.
Also, since when has GR reviews become so serious?
@@FraserSouris IGN is well known for praising shitty games because companies pay them. GFR is just 2 dudes reviewing the games they play, nothing more.
Fraser Souris nah...IGN had done a lot of stupid reviews...you cant compare GFR to IGN...IGN just seems to upload reviews that are plagiarize, biased, and 7/10 because too much water
Does IGN understand that their entire company looks like a complete joke in the public's eyes? Is there literally anybody willing to take their word for quality anymore?
@@m1sh474 True. Pokémon has been boring since it came out on the 3DS and IGN literally gave all of them perfect scores, which makes me wonder how much they are getting paid.
Damn even the casuals are harping on the game.
Nyeh
Not really. Judging by the sales and r/Pokémon, most are content with the game
I mean, tbf, the boyfriend is clearly not a clear-cut casual of the series. I think this is why I didn't like this review nearly as much as the others.
I really hoe GameFreak do improve, cause each time they don't, it's another £45 I spend somewhere else. Like yesterday, I bought Minecraft for Nintendo Switch, and really enjoyed playing Minecraft again, especially now since Sony decided to stop being stubborn and made PS4 Minecraft Cross Platform, meaning I got to play the game alongside my brother on different consoles.
@@FraserSouris well to be fair, most Pokemon fans are braindead sheep who will buy anything with "Pokemon" slapped onto it.
@@SubliminaIMessages heh, true
Honestly..... utterly correct review.
And after years of playing pokemon from gen 3 and onwards, and considering myself learned in the video game industry...
I did indeed have a great time playing Pokemon Shield, had a whale of a time playing this formulaic and static entry in the series, and still having an enjoyable time in the battle tower while going through another playthrough on a different account on my Switch. Difficulty was actually higher than I expected most of the time, wild pokemon especially, and the Champion fight felt like a proper Champion fight for the first time since the original Black and White.
I may have low standards, and intelligent enough to realize the glaring issues and faults the series has as a whole, still.
I had fun.
I know this was a Pokémon review , but that Lord of the Rings song was perfect👌🏽😂
This game is the popular kid fron school 20 years ago and nowdays he still wear the exact same thing because some people still believe he is cool
That Lord of the Rings music hit me like a truck
Instantly makes any speech 1000x more emotional!
Nick V the Bain one was the best lol
Wow, you completely eviscerated not just the game, but the company as well. Absolutely brutal...and totally true.
Best Pokenon Shield Review I've seen.
I watched so many (looking at you IGN!!) that praised these as the best Pokemon games ever before buying it, and I haven't played a Pokemon title as bad as this.
Never had so much hand holding in a game.
"Oh God! It's Rango!" Lol 😂😂
I did play the game, and I did get Sobble, but mine was a girl and that made it so much better.
The "boyfriend speech" towards pokemon was the equivalent of clubbing someone's belly
I think that's what was meant to happen, it was a literal rip from George Carlin.
"I know they probably made a lot of new animations for this"
The pokemon twitter community would like to have a word about reused animations-
This... hurts my soul. I know it’s true but it still hurts.
People aren't upset Pokemon stayed the same, it's actually devolving.
It's up and down. Remember sun moon had zmoves and megas
Yup. And it's because of a *lot* of reasons.
151 likes!
Gareth Mewes 153, can’t forget bayleaf
X&Y was such a great installment and everything that has come since has been so disappointing.
Somehow this turned into the most honest channel in gaming.
*channel that says what I want to hear
@@Venus03 What do you mean by:
"*channel that says what I want to hear" Do you like,work for Pokémon Company or for IGN or something?
@@nobuddy5442 no I'm just pointing out that a review isn't good or honest just because it says what you want to hear
I agree
@@Venus03 honestly it wasn't what I wanted to hear. But it's still true.
I adore your channel, first off, but I must say it is hilarious how your use of the Lord of the Rings "Fellowship" score during your critique of the current handling of the Pokemon franchise still manages to make that diatribe feeling inescapably epic and inspiring xD bravo to you and to composer Howard Shore
Though I did and still do find this game fun. I do agree that this game didnt take advantage of its capabilities. I could only imagine a pokemon game that would take full advantage of the systems abilities and make a pokemon game that is up there on with botw on the enjoyment scale. All I can hope is that they are releasing dlc for sword and shield so that they dont make a game this year and spend more time on making a pokemon game that takes advantage of the consoles abilities that will most likely be released 2021. Though I hope they will take more time then that if they actually need it instead of rushing out a game just in time for Christmas.
So lets see how Pokémon Legends is gonna turn out in 2022. Here’s hoping the end result will be significantly less laggy and more beautiful than the trailer...
Try black 2 on the ds I’d say it pushed the DS’s capabilities pretty far
The emo screaming Drizzile took me out of existence
Still waiting for my Boyfriend Reviews "Should Your Girlfriend Play Animal Crossing?"
They are probably waiting for the new Animal Crossing coming this Spring! :)
@@OhKeiSyd I know they are, I just like to annoy them by posting this on every video lol
Favorite channel of 2019, its so refreshing to have a game reviewer/comedy channel host who's also a woman, has good vocal expression and is also fuckin hilarious
The sly use of a slightly altered George Carlin rant makes me love and respect you guys even more. Keep it up!
IGN gave these games a 9.3/10 and nominated them for Game of the Year.
They are part of the problem.
Girlfriend Reviews > IGN.
Where did IGN said that they nominated Pokemon Sword/Shield for game of the year?
ign has been rating games on the 8-10 scale for at least 20 years now. this is not news to anyone.
@@Padenjs Except Death Stranding, Yakuza 4, Alien Isolation, Pokemon MD EOS, Days Gone, Deadly Premonition, and God Hand apparently.
@@coolguy02536 PMD EOS is my favorite game ever. It has so much more story and spirit than the mainline. I don't know how that scores so low yet sword and shield can get a 9.3/10
@@tristanweide "It's Pokemon, 9.3"
"It's a spinoff, 4.9"
But awww, look at it!
*Pokemon in a nutshell*
Love the ending rant by Girlfriend Carlin.
when she cracks up on the narration, oh my god :,,DDD
The BF “Pokemon Dream” Excerpt had impactful words from a true Pokémon fan. Respect
"I say to you, Girlfriend..." You guys wuz robbed at the Streamys. Even though I know nothing about Pokemon(and I intend to keep it that way), you made it fun and interesting to listen to the history behind Chinpokomon. Also, nice use of the LOTR and Psycho soundtracks.
I am just now trying to watch some Game Theorist videos for the first time. And I can’t. They’re too cringy and childish. This channel and others have spoiled me.
Keithustus hey you take that back, Matpat
and Crew are wholesome, fun, and pretty educational!
It seriously is just a commercial for the merchandise now. This really hit the nail on the head.
The animations and models of pokemon in 3d games of the principal saga, make me miss those pretty sprites, who had a personality.
lol a girl that has played only 2 pokemon games can see how lazily made and bad the newer games are and some hardcore fans that have been playing for 10-20 years are blind or can't admit it kinda sad
Chris A. I don’t see the point of your comment. The original commenter agrees with you
Touche
What does her gender have to do with it?
Stewart Banner Shut up you degenerate
@@mexicanamiqo2405 insightful
Ironic that a game about evolving is less evolved than some of the fossils its pokemon came from >.>
I'm officially in love with this channel. It's been a while since I've found a good one.
I agree with everything that was said here, just plain facts. Guess it’s time for me to grow and walk away with the joy that Pokémon many years gave me and just keep that in my heart. Great review and great sense of humor though ✌🏻
"Hop tucks in his shirt to his gym's shorts. Loser". You just won a new subscriber
You forgot to say how they cant afford voice actors.
My brother's rant every dialogue while painfully playing the game.
GameFreak is just an indie company. Please understand.
@@jowysw that's sarcasm right? i hope ur joking
@@mr.frenzy7304 of course it is not sarcasm. Everyone knows Pokemon is a small franchise that doesn't generate billions of dollars at all
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They can very easily afford them, it’s the most financially successful video game franchise in history.
They’re just tight-arse jerkoffs that squeeze every penny from the playerbase without investing in the evolution of the series gameplay mechanics
That ending monologue got me. Respect.
I just subscribed with notifications on I was looking at gameplay for astral chain and I saw your video on it and it was funny af
This is the second year in a row I've been about to fly home and a girlfriend reviews video has gone up while I'm in the airport. Travelling tends to make me stressed and your videos always give me a smile and help calm me down.
It’s funny because a lot of the “new” animations for camp are re used from Pokémon amie on the 3DS
DON'T THINK I DIDN'T CATCH THE GEORGE CARLIN REVISED MONOLOGUE BEFORE YOU SHOWED HIM. Really great revision btw, quite beautiful
I was expecting another 9.3, I'm pleasantly surprised. As someone grew up with Pokemon, that ending hit me pretty hard.
Them:
"Not everything has to be an office meme."
Me:
"Why are you the way that you are? Every time I try to make something fun you make it not....that. I hate so much about the things you choose to be....."
pnut3844able I... DECLARE... BANKRUPTCYYYY!!!!
Not everything has be an office meme
Christmas came early y'all we got a new girlfriend review!
Why does this monologue at the end with George carlin makes me cry?
That Carlin rant at the end was amazing! Excellent review!
Yeah I stopped playing/being intrested in Pokemon after finishing Pokemon Y. Everything just got so stale, I hope they make big improvements, it's the Assassin's Creed of Nintendo.
After playing Shield (yes, Shield players actually exist)... I think I might have to step away, too. There were a lot of issues that got in the way of my enjoyment that weren't in the previous titles, and I'm not even sure I'd want to get the next game if those issues aren't fixed (and I ain't just talking 'bout the Pokedex this time).
I mean, even Ubisoft is at least trying to make new things with the more recent Assassin's Creed. Some are good, some are bad, but at least is innovation.
@@LucasDeziderio i wouldnt go as far as to say the new AC games are innovating but I will say that atleast theres clear effort into them especially with the geographical and historical accuracy (minus the changes in plot ofcourse its a game afterall). Pokemon is just. Hmm heres new mons, new region, new characters lets call it a day boys.
@@stygy9929 Yeah, that's what I meant. AC has always new characters, new plots, new missions, a few new mechanics, different location and time period... It's like a burger: there are dozens of ways of making one, but it's still a burger.
No the new Pokemon games are always the same game with a different coat of paint. I, personally, would love to see a more “mature" version of Pokemon where the wild ones can actually kill you, your mons can get hurt and die, gym leaders are more akin to the head of the local gang than quirky trainers.
2:13 is this a Senses Fail joke in the year of our Lord 2019??
Winning2108 had me pissing myself
I legit got excited hearing it, I've followed that band since their first EP.
What's the song
Irony of Dying on Your Birthday
For a review this critical and accurate, you have a new sub!
Haha, the Senses Fail music was great for the Sobble evolution clip
"and just dumb enough to pre order" as IGN review pops up. Genius. Loved this video.
Even threw his teenage emo phase: Cue Senses Fail HAHAHA! Got me cracking up over here
Which sense fail song is that again?
OMG i was so totally not expecting that song to come up hahaha
the song is the irony of dying on your own birthday!
Hey, don’t go thinking I didn’t notice your George Carlin-inspired end rant before you showed his clip, Girlfriend Reviews!
My personal favourite Pokémon games are the Gen 5 games Black, White, Black 2 & White 2, they offer there perfect balance between old and new Pokémon games and it was one of the last times it felt like Gamefreak cared about making a good game. I will say, the DLC for SwSh was some of the most fun me and my friends had in a Pokémon game and it sucks that the base game of SwSh has to be purchased in order to pay more money to get the DLC. I would LOVE to see a review of the Gen 5 Pokémon games! Good challenge but no crazy grinding necessary like some of the older games, AND not too easy like the newer games IMO