An Overly Long and Critical Review of Pokemon Sword and Shield
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- Опубліковано 19 гру 2019
- A grown man complaining about a kid's game for forty minutes.
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It's truly no wonder Pikachu is the face of game freak, they both will always refuse to evolve
This. This is the best comment.
GameFreak been holding an everstone for years.
Everything make sense now!
This is an incredibly well-put comment. If this were Reddit, I'd be handing out Silvers.
Revenone how many? I mean there games have been changing honestly
Nah, Rose's speech at the start isn't the part that should make you want voice acting, Piers "singing" before his battle should, you know, the part where not only does no noise come out of his mouth, but they didn't even give him lyrics in text, he's just dancing around and moving his mouth.
I cringed when I saw Piers's "performance."
Voice acting in pokemon finally?
Not to mention you can still hear the microphone's interference and his foot tapping!
If I may add fuel to the fire, check out Ace Attorney 6: Spirit of Justice. The fact that this game, with no voice acting outside of cutscenes (which is relatively new for the series too), managed to time one of the character's speech bubbles to his music (he's a performer) and even make a melody out of his voice bleeps, AND that the rest of the characters eventually start singing along... But Game Freak couldn't bother. I guess it's hard to navigate through the studio when you're drowning in piles of money that you're not putting back into the franchise.
and the awkward sound of his feet squeaking on the ground and the mic feedback.
"A delayed game will eventually be good but a rushed game is forever bad" - Miyamoto. Where was Miyamoto??
Prob getting dragged in to more super smash bros dlcs
Probably busy going against his own philosophies with series like Paper Mario
Lol
@@MoonGhostDoodles Miyamoto isn't in charge of Paper Mario though?
@@eduardo_moya True, but he left a nasty print since Sticker Star which has shaped the series into what it is today, a mediocre batch of bland adventures.
It is absurd to me, that, in a game whose gimmick is "look how big we can make Pokemon on the console now" that they still do not scale the Pokemon properly. This is because they wanted to copy and paste the camera coding straight from the DS games where all the Pokemon we the same size, so they wouldn't have to make new camera distances for each Pokemon, and just used the same ones for all of them.
I also do not see the point of making these games 3D, if they don't even want to animate the Pokemon properly or scale them. The whole novelty of being in 3D for these games is being able to bring Pokemon to life in a 3D environment, but they're so lifeless that it feels cheap.
Pokemon company literally makes billions of dollars annually, from merch sales alone. That fact that they refuse to put any of that money into the development of their games to make a better product is really telling. These games are nothing more than ads for their merch anymore. The games themselves have no passion put into them are are just half baked and lazy.
I grew up with Pokemon, but it has absolutely failed to grow up along side me. I want a better RPG. Something more engaging than walking into a gym and facerolling the entire building by spamming one singular move. And with towns that have personality. These games feel uninspired and half baked. Pokemon can and should do better.
Imagine fighting real scale Rayquaza like some sort of boss battle which will involve numerous interactions from the point you see him to the actual battle. A wild Rayquaza appears! It's startled and is now charging hyperbeam. You can choose Swellow to take you into the air or Sandslash for a quick escape underground. This will go on for a while until you get close enough to actually engage in proper combat. If only that's possible.
eh...it can work in 3d honestly not all models are lifeless I would say...but it could be better.
@Cyber Console wolf I don't think it's really tried to copy the colosseum camera or gameplay honestly...pokemon didn't die or at 2012 heck pokemon got more popular in 2013 if anything. what about the ranger spin offs? wouldn't they be long to be the main series ds games combined to then?
sun and moon never got a sequel? I think they can still run on the original 3ds just really not the best
@@bohenian yeah or imagine if rayquaza looked like those beautiful dragons from breath of the wild
Yeah, they should have 7 times the amount of employes because the Pokémon company is so rich😂. Also I can’t believe people rave about the wild area when the great plateau in breath of the wild is double the size of it
We don't need yearly Pokemon games and here's why.
I guess they won't stop trying to do that because people will buy them regardless. What I don't understand is why do this at all. Even if it is for the money. They're barely scaling their company and what's the point in owning billions and billions of dollars, what are they spending all that on. Don't they have enough ya know? Can't they leave the company and be financially set or focus on making good games instead of focusing on the money grind
I would rather wait 3 years for a new Pokemon game then get this rushed shit repackaged
@@victoriatube159 Didn't we already wait three years for a new Pokemon game though? Gen 7 came out in 2016 and Gen 8 was announced in 2017. USUM in 2017 was basically a DLC sold separately and I don't believe they started making SWSH only after releasing the Let's Go games.
@@NickJerrison It's still yearly releases for RPG games, and they had other releases like Town as well. Games like these should have at least 3 years of development for a single project only now that were are in the HD era.
@@frannavarro-efejota-5018 What the fuck is "Town?"
Welp, that might be Arlo’s last review copy provided by Nintendo.
Tomohasen Thanks, Nintendo
Meh. A good one to end with.
(I'm kidding I do hope they don't stop.)
I dont know if they can fault him for it considering its widely getting criticized by reviewers like arlo but who knows
I doubt that honestly. This isn't the first time he gave a negative review on a Nintendo game. (StarFox Zero, NSMBU Deluxe, Kirby Star Allies etc.)
Its technically a game freak game, chad was forgiven for mocking amiibo festival and got a free switch so I dont know
Remember when Pokemon BW had all-new, really cool sound effects that actually matched the feel of the region? Remember the hidden areas where you could find rare abilities that rewarded you for exploring? Remember how BW added more new Pokemon than the original game that started it all, all of which, old and new alike, were fully animated sprites, while sacrificing none of the quality, even pushing story focus a bit more with legitimately decent characters, really cool environments, and some of the best music of the entire franchise?
Yes. It was great, but those games didn't sell well. I think GF is afraid to take risks and chooses to play it safe.
@@jackwhite7955 did bw not sell well? Idk the statistics of it, but I dont think they would have made a bw2 if the bw games didnt sell wel
Black and White was the first Pokemon game that I had my own copy of (I borrowed my brother's Platinum) and it is still my favorite. It was the only one I beat, to be fair, but that is because it held my interest so much. Awesome game.
and they had queen Yancy.
@@jackwhite7955 It mostly didn't sell well because they released it a year before the 3DS was released in Japan, and DAYS before it was released in the USA - B2W2 then gave what many missed from Bw, but the hype cycle of a 3D Pokemon game for the 3DS that same year messed the interest up IMO.
The great Plateau in botw has more content then the wild area.
Amen.
and it's more difficult than the entire game lol
Doesn't even compare
More content than the whole game
The great plateau has more content than the entirety of sword and shield.
Keep in mind that black and white 2 had vocals in two instances, Roxies gym had her singing as you completed the battles, Colress had a countdown in his battle theme. They clearly experimented using voices in themes, they could have eventually moved to voice acting. It's not like we dont have an anime studio worth of voice actors for pokemon.
They even had voice acting at this town bridge, with the singer under the bridge :). I was really impressed at the time.
And there was voice acting in Gen 7 in the Team Skull theme
They could have done like most japanese visual novels do: voice act just important or relevant scenes, like introduction to characters, ending and opening of the game. Even mobile games do that...
Elesa's gym had vocals too!
@@donhuea447 While it wasn’t Ghetsis singing, his theme had vocals too.
I think the most frustrating thing about this game is how every criticism is written off with a "these games are for children", as though so many of these expectations - a non-linear map, less constant cutscenes, less constant explanations of mechanics you can learn by playing - aren't present in the older titles we fell in love with - get this - AS CHILDREN. Kids did not get so miraculously stupid in the last decade that the only way a game can be enjoyable is if it's played for them. There's absolutely no excuse for these games not to be at least as well-designed as they were a few years ago. Something needs to change.
I completed Super Mario Bros. 3 when I was little, before I even learned how to read. That game doesn't provide saves, and has a lot more difficulty and depth in mechanics. When the fuck did our standards drop so low? Zelda was for kids at one point, and BotW is popular with kids. Why is Pokemon void from criticism because of that?
@@TheAbsol7448 I'm not here to defend these shitty pokemon games but you're crazy if you think SMB3 has more "depth in mechanics" than pokemon. Again not even a pokemon fan but come on, one is a literal rpg and the other is an early age platformer.
SMB3 has more depth in mechanics than pokemon.
Shills either say that it's for children or "yOu'Re JUsT a HAteR"
Not to mention it's THE LARGEST MULTIMEDIA FRANCHISE IN /THE WORLD/. You don't reach those heights if the only people buying your games are kids.
You can unlock new wild areas. Just pay 30 dollars to Nintendo.
...Get this:
I want the 'Oddly small village spawns oddly talented Trainer-Kid'-Nonsense to STOP.
You know what i wanna be (among other things)?
I wanna be a Make-a-Wish-Foundation-Member who gets his 'Quest' from a Child that has Cancer.
This would allow for countless kinds of starting point.
"Be the Champ cause thats what boys are meant to want" is such a dumb Motivation if you speak it out loud.
Yeah, nothing wrong with the 'traditional' Path but MAYBE I DONT WANNA?
Maybe i wanna be sponsored by a Battle-Cafe/Restaurant?!
Maybe i wanna go and spread the word about 'em in exchange for Money?
People thought about Sponsorship,
but i havent heard from others than me the idea
to have it as your START...
I wanna spread Word of the Cafe in exchange for Money! And in Exchange for my Starter. Yeah, i wanna get my Starter (Lv.15) from a Cafe. Call me odd for this all ya want. I'm done with the small Village Stuff.
...Your thoughts on all this?
Want the Small-Village-Nonsense to stop?
What about my original ideas about being a
Make-a-Wish-Foundation-Member??
in ultra sun we got all endgame for free
Well, your alternative isn’t exactly appealing
Emulators are the best, aren’t they?
The isle or armor right
Breath of the Wild: Everything is fun! Go have fun!
Pokémon Sword/Shield: You have fun when we allow it.
The Best part about this game is that it's Pokemon!
The worst part about this game is that it's pokemon...
~ Alpharad 2019
- Internet Funny Man, 2019
Truth to the word
-Me, some guy on youtube 2019
Well, he isn't wrong in the slightest!
The game is so mediocre that is not that bad but not that good either!
More bad than good to be honest!
Ain't that the fucking truth pepehands
Best part its Pokemon, worst part is an underachieving Pokemon Game
Another gripe I have about the Rose opening scene is he’s telling a crowd of people, who live in a world full of Pokemon, all about Pokémon like they’ve never seen them before. That’d be like if the commissioner of the NFL came out at the super bowl and explained the football rules to the people in the stadium.
しゅがーはぁと☆ or you know its like when Ash in the beginning of Pokemon all the way back in the day was watching a televised Pokemon match in his room in amazed excitement Because you know he knew he lives in a world full of Pokemon but doesnt have his own just yet and yea can walk outside and see some but can only go so far because without a creature by his side to defend him he could get attacked so i mean maybe just maybe it kinda does fucking make sense 🤷♂️
@@theradicalginger3060 it literally doesn't bc everyone knows what a pokémon is lol
and the protagonists and ash are the only fuckin' morons not allowed to go further than five feet from their house. all these npcs for some reason CAN
DINA'S INFERIORITY I mean you literally run to a different town in sword/shield before you get a Pokémon, you’re just told not to go into tall grass/areas with Pokémon without your own.
That's mostly for the kids that want to play for the first time.
I mean, think about it? How does game freak keep getting players? Pokémon go and children. Pokémon let's go was to lure in new players. I've met a lot of little kids that played Pokémon go that have never played a main game. They bought sword and shield and had no idea how to play.
Also when charizard gigantamaxes and that lady is just in awe...like bitch, YOU LIVE THERE. YOU HAVE SEEN THAT NIGGA BATTLE LIKE 48262928 times LMFAOAOAOA
"Pokemon has never had voice acting" At least on the D freaking S they incorporated singing into the music, so it sounded way better and more natural (like Roxie singing in her gym in B2W2)
Did you know that in Red/Blue you can beat Lt. Surge as the 7th gym leader (with no glitches)? Not many do, nearly everybody beats him 3rd. Why do I mention this? Because if Game Freak are concerned that if they don't make things linear, people will beat everything out of order and that will defeat their level balancing, then they shouldn't be. Gen 1 guides the player through a rough order to beat the gyms (Koga/Sabrina is the only ambiguous part) and 90% of players will comply out of choice, which is why most won't know you can leave beating Lt. Surge for so long. But it's nice to have that sense of freedom that you're doing these things because you want to, rather than because you're being forced. For the other 10% of people - they're probably the type of people who like to experiment with their freedom, and they'll understand the risks they're taking when they do that. They want to enjoy crafting their adventure their own way, and why don't you let them?
It also greatly improves replayability, I bet if 100 people who played RBY read this comment, at least one person would feel compelled to go through the game again and try to beat the gyms in a weird order (I recommend Brock, Misty, Koga, Blaine, Sabrina, Erika, Surge, Giovanni as a ridiculous but possible route). It's a fun thing to try and do.
Cool! How do you get to Koga after misty?
@@Oodelally Get this:
I want the 'Oddly small village spawns oddly talented Trainer-Kid'-Nonsense to STOP.
You know what i wanna be (among other things)?
I wanna be a Make-a-Wish-Foundation-Member who gets his 'Quest' from a Child that has Cancer.
This would allow for countless kinds of starting point.
"Be the Champ cause thats what boys are meant to want" is such a dumb Motivation if you speak it out loud.
Yeah, nothing wrong with the 'traditional' Path but MAYBE I DONT WANNA?
Maybe i wanna be sponsored by a Battle-Cafe/Restaurant?!
Maybe i wanna go and spread the word about 'em in exchange for Money?
People thought about Sponsorship,
but i havent heard from others than me the idea
to have it as your START.
I wanna spread Word of the Cafe in exchange for Money! And in Exchange for my Starter. Yeah, i wanna get my Starter (Lv.15) from a Cafe. Call me odd for this all ya want. I'm done with the small Village Stuff.
Your thoughts on all this?
Want the Small-Village-Nonsense to stop?
What about my original ideas about being a
Make-a-Wish-Foundation-Member??
Gen 3 also has this, since you can completely skip brawly and beat him last. It does really mess with the level scaling though.
It also helps immersion - the player can do other things than just beating gyms.
I can imagine these things being used to great affect with modern mechanics. Instead of locking berry growing behind a certain gym, you could lead the player to beat the gym, then go to a berry place, but if the player really wants berries, they could just find the berry place.
Not debating that giving the player more freedom is a good thing, but considering how broken Red and Blue were, this honestly seems more like an oversight than a conscious choice.
This is the opposite of what the Luigi's Mansion one will be
at the end of Rise of Skywalker there is a post credits scene where a red lightsaber begins to levitate and is pulled into a hand as a cloaked figure emerges from the shadows and says “fine, meesa do it myself”
I wouldn't mind an overly long review of Luigi's Mansion though
The Emerald Warriors
Oh thank you! I needed a good laugh today!
@@Emerardo i fucking knew it
The Emerald Warriors Thanks for spoiling it >:(
Great job talking about the story and the whole “don’t worry about it we’ll take care of the conflict, you just get gym badges” I thought I was the only person that noticed that.
Same! I was so frustrated by how little I cared about the locations
@@that-guy-pearce actually most people notice it, but don't mind because IT MAKES SENSE in this game you aren't the chosen one trying to take down some guy trying to take over or destroy the world, you are tryiing to become the champion, the current champion is doing al the hero stuff because that's his job this isn't sinnoh where the champion leaves everything even visiting her grandma to a random 10 year old
@@nechocat1234 My guy at least in Sinnoh each city/town had something to do besides taking on a gym. Hell, some of them didn't even have gyms. You can't tell me you enjoy having a total of 11 settlements, 8 of which are gym towns when you could have a much bigger and more fleshed out region
@@that-guy-pearce if by something more to do you mean team galatic kidnapped a pokemon the yeah you are right, and yes it was actually fun, I never felt that the game was padding out more game time by making me run around in circles except at the end with eternatusm honestly th eternatus plot just delays the good stuff and coparing it to gen 4 of all of them about stuff to do in the towns is bad, gen 4 in the towns had nothing just npcs that some times gave you items and the mandatory (at the time) safari and casino the actual gen that gave towns some use was gen 7 serebii even made a list with how much stuff you can do on them and none of it is mandatory, galar has also at least one subplot per town except spikemuth and the first one
@@nechocat1234 Okay I never compared SwSh to Gen 4, that was all you, but it is a good comparison to make. What can you do in Hulbery or Motostoke or Circhester? You can buy new clothes or change your hair in some of them, and Motostoke has that cafe place, but that's it. It's just empty buildings to distract from the fact that the only attraction is the gym, which takes 5 minutes and then you leave and never come back. Compare to the likes of Eterna City, which has a dungeon area with an important plot battle plus access to the bike shop and cycling road, or Snowpoint City which has a move tutor, a legendary temple, and the port that takes you to the postgame area (another thing that SwSh don't have). You'll be in these areas for way longer and they give you a reason to come back.
Probably my best experience with laziness is in the fairy gym where you fight against two trainers that are EXACTLY the same, like, Botw had MULTIPLE different npc models for the Yiga clan and all the different races in general. Imagine going into Hateno Village and all the people there had either model A or B depending on their gender
I'm so f-ed up with GF's lack of creativity inside a Universe where Creativity is f-ing Infinite+Endless.
People forget more and more what Quality even looks like, but even those that dont have hard time
to remember just how much Creativity is Worth.
Imagine this fun and self-aware Adventure (imagine it with perfectioned Virtual-Reality, while youre at it) of
being woken up by youre Mom, who sends you to School.
But the SECOND you go out of the Door, youre expectations are funnily subverted, cause it's all Water.
Ice-Pokemon creating Ways for you as you go are the only way to get to youre School.
Youre school named Hogwarts, DUH.
The cool stuff adds up and up cause guess what, Creativity is infinite, so here you go:
The Tri-Magic Wizard-Tournament just now is about to happen in this schoolyear (youre age of course doesnt matter
cause no matter how young or old, being a Player gives you assumedly the Skill to do more than just know what a Pokeball IS),
but students are warned: A dangerous Bandit-Group named 'Phantom Troupe (from HxH)' is said to come this
year and steal the Treasures a Legendary Pokemon will itself deliver to the Winner!!
Mind how this is my Description of just the first 5 Game-Minutes for fluff's sake. You can infinitely build on this.
I only disagree with one thing in this video: Sword and Shield do not look better than Let’s Go. Let’s Go is the perfect blend between cartoony and Sugimori’s art. Sword and Shield are just ugly.
I stand to argue even in the overworld, let's go's just a more vibrant game
I agree. The colors and the artistic choices are much more coherent. Just look at the pavements in cities to see the different. SwSh don't have the details of Let's Go. I think it's because SwSh were in developing earlier than Let's Go and they were initially on 3DS (they looked as an upgraded Sun and Moon) while Let's Go was directly developed on the Switch.
I would not say Sword and Shield are ugly, they look serviceable. But they definitely had something better going on Let's Go games visually.
I didn’t think it was that ugly. The graphics were slightly polished from the 3DS, although not what they should have been for the Switch. The designs of the characters and Pokémon were great.
I agree, LGPE looks soft and fully rendered, while SWSH just looks unfinished. Then they want to sell us DLC?
X and Y: Mega Evolution
Sun and Moon: Z-Move
Sword and Shield: *BIG*
They are big boyz
chonk
Beeg
I’ll take BIG over some Digimon inspired “mega evolutions” and ridiculous dancing for a special move
Yeah, this trend really has to stop. It's nothing but a stupid gimmick at this point. Back to the roots I say.
These games need a longer development time
Agree. Felt 60% finished
Having been developed for at least 2 years, they had more than enough time. Xenoblade 2 was thrown together in LESS THAN A YEAR by only 40 people.
@@TheAbsol7448 But I don't like Xenoblade 2. The battle style for that sort of Action Adventure is not meant to be turn-based like Pokemon. It suits Pokemon but for XB2, it feels oddly backdated, uncomfortable and just weird. They can take 2 days, 20 years but it seems like the people who make Xenoblade (or that style of RPG) sadly will never learn. I hate that ''menu button command'' to perform an action nonsense in action adventure games, sorry to say!
@@netweed09 I didn't say anything about combat. I was talking about development.
@@TheAbsol7448 Yes. But then, you're more replying to the OP =)
I agree though; Gamefreak need to man up on this as the game was clearly rushed with cut content. We're lucky we even got the Wild Area as is but it should and easily could have been a lot more. Like Glimwood being so tiny and not spilling into the Area, so underwhelming
Pokémon Sword’s isn’t great. Here’s how I would have created it:
MAIN STORY:
You start in southern Galar in the town of Postwick. You are told to head to the Pokémon Lab to meet Professor Magnolia and revive your starter. You are given your starter by Sonia instead. She doesn’t really like being the unofficial professor. She likes battling, but she’s told constantly that she is bad at it. Hop wants to be like Leon, he admires him greatly. He challenges you to a battle. He congratulates you after you win, and you catch a train to Wyndon. (Wyndon is now in southern Galar, due to it now being much more like London) It’s the largest city in the game and home to the Pokémon Leauge’s HQ. Here you meet Rose. Who promptly invites you to have lunch with him at one of the city’s many restaurants. (There are three restaurants and a luxury hotel in Wyndon that you can use.) He encourages you to join the gym challenge. You accept his invitation. You receive an endorsement from him. He tells you that you need eight badges to qualify for the Champion Cup. There are twelve gyms in galar. (You can do all twelve, but the final four will be HARD) Rose tells you can do the gyms in any order. Rose then gives you your Rotom phone with the Pokédex and map already I instaled on it. He then wishes you good luck on your gym challenge and leaves. You meet Hop who has been endorsed by Leon. You are now free to explore Wyndon and the towns surrounding it. (Some gyms are based on types while others, based on mechanics, this is to spice things up) You will meet Marnie and Bede. Bede will state that he has been endorsed by the Chairman and hints that he is his adopted son. You also say that you are endorsed by Rose. Desperate to prove that he is a better trainer than you, he battles you. (He was sheltered all his life and arrogantly believes that he is better than his fellow challengers) Bede shrugs off his loss and calls it bad luck. He refuses to admit that he lost. You meet Marnie who challenges you to a battle to train her Pokémon. She is shocked that she lost. She wonders why she lost. Marnie than continues train her team alone. You return to Wyndon where Hop Challenges you to your second battle. He wonders if he is strong enough to continue with his adventure you reassure him that he is and you head north. (There are towns that have little to no importance in the main story. However seaside allow you to travel between seaside towns via boat. This is important in the post game) Your train is delayed in a town with a gym. It’s run down and has seen better days. Marnie tells you that this is her home town. She battles you before telling you that living here is not easy. You beat the gym leader. Before you can leave, Leon congratulates you and Hop on the progress you’ve made. You head north and eventually end up in the galar equivalent of Edinburgh. Rose calls you and tells you to meet him in the city. You meet him where he tells you that he is surprised that you passed every gym on your first try, and he tells you that you are the talk of Galar.( The game ignores it when you loose, even to Leon, so we might as well indulge in your “win” streak :D)Bede interrupts your conversation to tell him of his achievements. Rose is impressed l, but continues talking to you. Bede, annoyed storms out. Rose tells you that you are going to be a great trainer when you complete the gym challenge and that you should compete in the champion’s cup. Who knows? Maybe you’ll beat Leon? After you leave Bede challenges you to a battle. He is starting to wonder if he is not as good as he thinks he is. You beat another gym before Marnie starts to provide you with more details of her upbringing and why she’s a lone wolf. At the end she calls you her rival and that that’s the first time she’s called anyone that. She is starting to realize that going solo isn’t always the best move. You complete another two gyms when Bede tells you that he and you should battle to practice for the champion’s cup. You head to Wyndon ready for what awaits you. You spend the last few days before the championship with Hop and Sonia. He is nervous he wants to prove himself and become someone as strong as Leon. The day before the tournament, Sonia wants to tell you that she was once a Pokémon Trainer. She was skilled enough to battle Leon. She lost, badly. She tells you to be careful. You start the championship by battling Bede. (Complete with remix of his theme) After That you battle Marnie, and finally, Hop. This match is big. Hop wants to prove himself and you want to challenge Leon. Hop looses and takes extremely personally. You challenge Leon. He is confident that he will beat you. You win shocking both Leon and Rose. The post game now starts. You begin it with a normal day. Everything is great. Hop visits to congratulate you. You have done it! You are now champion! Except...
(Behind the scenes Rose is confused. Why didn’t Leon crush you? It was set up so that the match of the century would still end with his prized champion victorious. Why? It was clockwork? He needs to something about it)
POST GAME
You enter a tournament. Something is not right. It’s almost as if it’s... rigged. (Hint)You win and ask Rose (You still trust him) He states that’s it’s just as it’s always been. You head home, you decide to talk to Sonia and ask about what really happened during the championship match. She states that all of her Pokémon went down one by one. She also remembers that Leon wasn’t really concentrating during the battle. People assumed that she was a weak Pokémon trainer and she was forced to retire. Even Magnolia thought she was weak. She however has gotten into being the professor. You are beginning to question the motives of Rose. You trust him. He endorsed you. You head to Wyndon again and meet...
Looker! He was assigned to investigate the corruption is Galar’s Pokémon League. He decides to let you help with his investigation.
You meet him in his current office. (This is the post game story: investigating the Pokémon Leauge) He wants you to participate in another tournament. He is trying to determine how if they are trying to rig the tournament against you. You participate in the tournament. Looker determines that there was something shady about the tournament. He decides to investigate further. You are his partner now. He is suspicious of the league. He wonders why the league might be rigging matches. Rose calls you. He wants to discuss possible sponsors. Looker says he will investigate further. After the meeting Looker says that he found a possible lead, a match between Sonia and Leon. The match was so ridiculously one-sided that it couldn’t have been due to a sheer difference in skill. Sonia was a good trainer up until the. ,but this match completely ruined her career. She could have been great. You and Looker eventually realize the scope of it. Rose chose Leon because he was loyal. He wanted Leon to stay as the champion forever. He wanted to try and force a “Match of the Century” by putting his adopted son into prestigious trainer schools. He never developed a good relationship with his adopted son and Bede was desperate for his attention. Bede was supposed to challenge Leon and loose, but then you came along. He knew you had talent and if he could get you to trust him than everything would go smoothly. His plan backfired and now he had a champion who would not function as his puppet. You confront Leon and Rose. Hop is with you as well as Sonia.. You fight one last battle with Rose. (This is the final battle of the post game so he’s going to be over leveled) Hop feels betrayed so he cuts all ties with Leon. He wanted to like the unbeatable Leon, but he was a fraud. You were also betrayed by Rose. You were just a pawn to him. Both Leon and Rose are arrested and the post game ends.
BONUS CONTENT
You are now able to catch a ferry to the galar equivalent of Northern Ireland. It features a city (Belfast) with the Battle Castle, Battle Buffet Style Restaurant,and a MASSIVE Wild Area outside. This will feature green rolling hills, and the ruins of castles, houses and other medieval structures, dynamic weather, and lots of raid dens and Pokémon.
(STORY WORKS BEST IF PAIRED WITH VOICE ACTING AND HALF DECENT ANIMATIONS)
Thank you for reading this entire thing! (If you did). Game Freak is inclined to sit back and rush out a Pokémon game every year for the holiday season. As a result, the games are not very fun to play. I would have loved it if the game was like this. However sword is a shallow bland experience from the highest grossing media franchise. There is no excuse for it’s lack of content or quality. Other franchises like Mario or The Legend Of Zelda take their time to leave their games in the oven most of time. Pokémon has always been the same experience which is fine if you are playing it for the first time, but you’ll eventually get tired of it.
My thumbs hurt...
jesus i hope this comment blows up with how much you typed...
I would take this over the canon story any day
Man F for your fingers
Dude who the fuck asked you any of this?
This had a gross amount of effort put into it and I like it! Good grief, this is a much, much better storyline than what we got. Kudos to you for having the patience and tolerance to write it here in the comment section.
SPIKEMUTH AND BALLONLEA DESERVED BETTER THAN TO BE A SINGLE STREET EACH
True
I definitely agree. I know I'm two years too late, but Spikemuth should have a single main street, but alleyways everywhere. This is the seedy city. Give it ALLEYWAYS!
"Do they think kids are so clueless that they need to be lead along by the nose like this?"
Kinda. Masuda believes that if kids are left to their own devices like in the old games, they'll immediately drop the game and go back to mobile games. Gen 7 was the same way, though the story is better in Gen 7.
Which is funny, seeing they had paid the product anyway, so this reason is still odd, IMO.
I honestly wonder where this thought process arose from. Does Masuda have kids, and this has been an issue he's seen with them, so he applies it to all children? Is it part of some trend among Japanese children we're unaware of? Is it just a baseless assumption?
I need answers!
@@darkmoon2503 I believe its all clueless assumption. Since ever (we have fucking aristotle talking about how "kids nowadays just want to talk with eachother instead of...") some adults believe kids are dumber than a dog. Once we start to respect a child intelect we have so much better interaction. Some 9-year kids go to play world class competitive tournaments. A 15 year old once become a chess grand-master. But kids nowadays? they cant take 3 steps in game because... they are dumb... i mean, cellphones
@@darkmoon2503 I've seen my little cousins play video games, and oh boy. They are 8 and 10 respectively, and they own a switch since its release with many games, they play on average 3-4 hours per week I'd say. One day, I brought the original crash bandicoot trilogy, and they were incredibly clueless.
There is an enemy with a shield on the very first levels that you have to jump over them, and then spin them. I let the first 20 lives go wild without giving them any clues, and they said it was impossible, and this game was made so you couldn't finish it. I took the controllers and taught them how to do it, "look, you have to wait here, jump on top of him, and then press the spin button, see?" I seppuku'd myself and let them try again.
They couldn't do it. They legit couldn't jump on the enemy, and kill him, It got to a point that they got so frustrated that they lent me the controller so I could kill it for them. I know this is just anecdotal, but my older cousin is "the gamer" of his class, the one that beats every other kid at videogames, and got stuck on the very beggining of the game. Granted, crash bandicoot is a hard game, but that was the reason why I kinda understand where all this kid friendly tips come from.
Game: "Head to the station."
*Game makes sure you find the station because of that clown Hop who's annoying as fuck and won't let you explore the location for secrets...because there are no secrets*
Milo: Hey! I’m the grass type gym leader. See that gym over there, that’s where I’ll see you!
*takes two steps forward after the conversation*
Hop: HEY! THAT’S A GRASS TYPE GYM, THE GYM LEADER IS MILO, DID YOU KNOW THAT?
Who wouldn't go for a super-effective hit if given the chance?
@@Jerico195 DiD yOu AlReAdY kNoW aBoUt TyPe MaTcHuPs!?!!?!?!?
@@anothergamer112 You do? WeLl LeT mE eXPlaiN iT oNE moRe TiMe tO mAkE sUrE!!!
You know it's a child's game right?
Lucas Poppenga yeah, but children who are at that reading level aren’t as stupid as you think they are.
That hotel cutscene broke me. The """""characters""""" were irritating enough as is, especially because nearly every one of them seems like a recycle from the previous two gens (Hau and Hop even have the same damn animation half the time). But it's this FUCKING railroading. This is my goddamn adventure, let me play it instead of being other people's jumping off point. I dragged myself through XY with the tedious bunch of friends, somehow even grit my teeth through being Lillie's unpaid therapist in Gen 7, but this was just straight up like a giant middle finger from the writers and programmers to anyone who wants an adventure, giving them a visual novel with a competitive Pokémon minigame added.
And the worst part is it isn't even good at being a VN. These characters make the average shounen protagonists look nuanced and complex by comparison, with a single line around which their entire personality is based. Don't believe me? Go to Hop's Bulbapedia page, check out "quotes", search for the word "champion". He says it 41 times, mostly about his brother or his future self. Gee, I wonder whether I'll ever discover his personality trait over the ten main story battles plus the two Max Raid battles and four multi battles I'll have with him. I guess that as far as mainline Pokémon games go, this is the end of the line for me, and I'm furious about it, because I have an incredible emotional attachment to this franchise. There are always older games for me, but watching Pokémon's soulful, wondrous world fizzle out like this is like slowly losing touch with a best friend, it's hella painful and most often there's nothing you can do to change it. Thanks for reading my rant about a kiddie video game series.
THIS IS BRILLIANCE IN WORDS!😆
I had the exact same problem with the Gym challenges...early on they were super unique eg. Milo's herding Wooloo challenge. But by the end they're all just "hey battle these trainers"...Raihan's gym challenge is literally just "fight 3 trainers"...ffs Gamefreak
I'm so f-ed up with GF's lack of creativity inside a Universe where Creativity is f-ing Infinite+Endless.
People forget more and more what Quality even looks like, but even those that dont have hard time
to remember just how much Creativity is Worth.
Imagine this fun and self-aware Adventure (imagine it with perfectioned Virtual-Reality, while youre at it) of
being woken up by youre Mom, who sends you to School.
But the SECOND you go out of the Door, youre expectations are funnily subverted, cause it's all Water.
Ice-Pokemon creating Ways for you as you go are the only way to get to youre School.
Youre school named Hogwarts, DUH.
Yeah, it's a real shame since they have some banger ideas in the earlier gyms. Herding the Wooloo was fun, the waterfall switch puzzle was nice, squabbling with other trainers over catching a wild Pokémon in the fire gym was fantastic, the highlight has to be the Ground Gym using controller vibrations to navigate pitfalls, that was wonderfully tense. Even the Fairy Gym had good ideas, quiz questions in the middle of a battle giving you stat buffs or debuffs for getting them right or wrong is such a cool idea. But then you get to the Dark and Dragon Gyms, and while Dark has an excuse of not being a giant stadium and mainly focusing on the showdown with Piers and settling things with Team Yell for good, the Dragon Gym REALLY doesn't and is just so barebones. Especially since double battles aren't super rare, so the gimmick isn't a huge change of pace like it is in, say, Scarlet/Violet. Plus there's no dancing Greavard here.
Two words.
Wasted. Potential.
The actual two words are:
Good enough
Good enough for people to buy it like yearly sports game releases. Good enough for marketing to keep pushing out increasingly terrible yearly releases.
yes!! There is a lot of good concept but if only they're not rushing it pokemon sword and shield might be considered the best 3D pokemon game. But they did which is a big waste. I wish they're not releasing pokemon game once per year/two year...
I fail to see the potential in this game.
Justas I’m sad that GameFreak won’t allow it to be more then ‘good enough’.
That's how I feel about SW/SH.
I feel bad for Arlo, he no doubt loves getting free copies to review games from Nintendo. Companies often stop giving review copies to UA-camrs for negatively reviewing their products, and there is nothing you can do about it, their games their choice. I really appreciate Arlo here giving his honest opinion despite the facts and keeping his integrity in check.
Poor Arlo, he suffers so so much with these free games he gets. Boohoo
But this game has an average of between 8 and 9 /10 on Metacritic. Do Nintendo really care about 1 or 2 people's more -ve opinions on the interweb? If Metacritic posted bad scores, it would be an issue because those are done by big publications. Yes, the story was shallow, bright like a Roal Dahl's book and too much handholding - I admit myself I miss the 'darkness' and Legendary spam of previous gens. But Pokemon Sw/Sh as a game was meant to be different and a risk venture, GF can't win it seems. This isn't Skyrim; we're not meant to demand CGI grade visuals and branching storylines involving 15 different Team Rocket factions, with over 500+ voice-acted NPCs. That's just plain stupid and *not* Pokemon at all. I did want more secret areas in genreal though, that is a flaw.
But try as people might; it's ignorant to say the Pokemon in full 3D HD aren't beautifully rendered and realized. Plus, We get Wild Area; a bold medium never done before and sets a new platform with so much more potential than a Black/White could have - that We are already seeing the benefits of in 'new event spawns'. It's almost a beta for a full on Pokemon MMORPG - yet Arlo says he sees ''little reason to venture back to the game''?? I just don't understand that statement, it's not correct that's for sure. Some people are simply not that grateful
@@netweed09 What you say is not true. On Metacritic pokemon is sitting at a 80 overall for cirtical score. There aren't many 9/10's. Also whycan't this game have more production values? Forget skyrim how about botw; or any other rpgs that have come out this gen. The big problem here is that pokemon is still playing as if its a handheld AA game thats only 40 bucks; not a AAA 60 dollar title that it is now. Pokemon simply needs to be better and there should be changes made to reflect current reality.
To your second point the game is just ok looking specially considered that this game is mostly corridors and short routes and towns. Wild area's have been done before just check every open world RPG that has come out the past two gens. You sound like one of the people that are lauding the fact that pokemon in the wild area has 3d camera movement as if that hasn't existed since the ps2 days.
@@raymondrembert6870 Erm, ok, fine: 8. That's not quite 4/7 (lol) is it? Ok, ofc the game isn't as good as it should have been but this review sticks out like a sore (and lonely) thumb. And for good reason
@@raymondrembert6870 Lol, just checked the 'user' reviews too: utter children dislike-bombing and hate-spamming on there. Writing 1 or 2 lines, obviously 99% never have touched the game and slapping 2s and 3s on it; state of these poor little kids lol. They will never have a career in gaming
As a fourteen year old who has been playing the same game of Pokémon Platinum on her DS for years and still absolutely loves it, this whole game just makes me sad.
I was so excited to get a new Pokémon game that I didn’t have to play on my ancient DS that needs to be charged every five minutes.
I’m honestly disappointed in Nintendo and Game Freak.
I'm so f-ed up with GF's lack of creativity inside a Universe where Creativity is f-ing Infinite+Endless.
People forget more and more what Quality even looks like, but even those that dont have hard time
to remember just how much Creativity is Worth.
Imagine this fun and self-aware Adventure (imagine it with perfectioned Virtual-Reality, while youre at it) of
being woken up by youre Mom, who sends you to School.
But the SECOND you go out of the Door, youre expectations are funnily subverted, cause it's all Water.
Ice-Pokemon creating Ways for you as you go are the only way to get to youre School.
Youre school named Hogwarts, DUH.
The cool stuff adds up and up cause guess what, Creativity is infinite, so here you go:
The Tri-Magic Wizard-Tournament just now is about to happen in this schoolyear (youre age of course doesnt matter
cause no matter how young or old, being a Player gives you assumedly the Skill to do more than just know what a Pokeball IS),
but students are warned: A dangerous Bandit-Group named 'Phantom Troupe (from HxH)' is said to come this
year and steal the Treasures a Legendary Pokemon will itself deliver to the Winner!!
Mind how this is my Description of just the first 5 Game-Minutes for fluff's sake. You can infinitely build on this.
@@slevinchannel7589 same man, I’m just really hoping legends arceus sells better than SwSh. It’s honestly GameFreaks last chance, and the FPS should get better like SwSh, since the games looked better when they released it so they might upscale legends arceus to better fps. I’m assuming the same little kids that bought SwSh will buy legends arceus, so it should be easy to outsell it. I just hope it sells well so gamefreak can continue the legends trend
"Its the 20 year old game boy game with 3d sprites."
That would be an improvement. The 20 year old game boy game had more content.
I'm just gonna say, that is not true. This game at least has the Battle Tower. Play the gameboy games again, their content is almost nothing.
nahhhhhh this is cap
@@aidanredding8058 k then fast forward a couple years to the gameboy advance and emerald which blows this game away content-wise.
@@Gabriel-dn6md Well they didn't say Gameboy Advance, they said Gameboy.
@@aidanredding8058 gen 2 had 2 regions. 16 gym badges, 2 champions. Regional sub legendary trio. Trainer house was like an early battle tower. The gameboy game had way more going on than the switch one
You forgot the cherry on top, the games now cost twice as much as they used to while still pulling the two version scam.
Also since GTS is taken out from this game there is no way to complete your dex without having a 2nd version at your hands. And the best part is GTS was a staple in the franchise from 2006 when Diamond and Pearl came out. Now it's locked behind a paywall called "Home" with a (Hopefully not) monthly subscription. Holy fuck this series is on a train right now heading for a indestructible wall. It will not end very well...
Edited: God fucking dammit it's monthly! Well I think I am done with this series.
I'm pretty sure they spend no money making this game since they just upgrade graphics, that's pretty much it, sounds, mechanics, and a lot of things are just re used since Gameboy
@@haaxxx9 And now it has been confirmed you will have to pay for Pokemon Home 3€ per month, 5€ per 3 months and whooping 16 fucking € per year to be able to move your fucking pokemon from 3ds to switch. So they created a fucking problem and now they asking payment for the solutions. Motherfucking cumdrinkers.
@@haaxxx9 or you can, idk, trade with someone? I completed mine by trading with my friends, isn't that the purpose of the trading feature?
@@isafuchs3750 Via online or Local? If it's local not everyone have Pokemon to trade with you in person. For me that's out of the question. Online however I herd it's ass to trade it with randoms and for friends. Don't you also have to pay Nintendo online to access the internet to even trade? Phhh- No fucking thanks!
Arlo: “It’s like they were rushing the game!”
Game freak: *sweats nervously*
Its almost like they didn't want to try instead, because they could have come up with anything else during three years
That's AAA for you.
They dgaf anymore...
Its like GF and TPC know their games will sell well no matter how bad they are.
@@starmanexe7721 And the mindless bug catcher didn't even have to explain himself
@@starmanexe7721 Too bad companies care more about profiting off engineered stupidity rather than making good games.
20:00 holy crap the npc’s in the background just disappear when Grookey attacks
Get this:
I want the 'Oddly small village spawns oddly talented Trainer-Kid'-Nonsense to STOP.
You know what i wanna be (among other things)?
I wanna be a Make-a-Wish-Foundation-Member who gets his 'Quest' from a Child that has Cancer.
This would allow for countless kinds of starting point.
"Be the Champ cause thats what boys are meant to want" is such a dumb Motivation if you speak it out loud.
Yeah, nothing wrong with the 'traditional' Path but MAYBE I DONT WANNA?
Maybe i wanna be sponsored by a Battle-Cafe/Restaurant?!
Maybe i wanna go and spread the word about 'em in exchange for Money?
People thought about Sponsorship,
but i havent heard from others than me the idea
to have it as your START.
I wanna spread Word of the Cafe in exchange for Money! And in Exchange for my Starter. Yeah, i wanna get my Starter (Lv.15) from a Cafe. Call me odd for this all ya want. I'm done with the small Village Stuff.
Your thoughts on all this?
Want the Small-Village-Nonsense to stop?
What about my original ideas about being a
Make-a-Wish-Foundation-Member??
Still, my favorite gym is Roxie's poison gym in Black 2. I love how you enter the stage and they are all (actually) singing and playing together
"But honestly, if this game accurately represents what Pokémon is now, I don't think I like Pokémon anymore."
That sentence sums up it all, it's exactly how I feel.
Hurtful truth put into words for me there.
Me too. And this is coming from a loyal Pokémon fan for over 20 years.
And that's was me when I stopped playing in 2014... Than started back in 2018 and slowly started to not be interested in the series this again. I'm glad I played White/White 2 before the disaster strike!
Been a fan since HGSS and its so depressing how true this is.
Same, after buying Dragon Quest 11, I feel cheated by pokemon shield
Pokémon Games now exist as advertisements for merchandise. This is why the games are pumped out super quickly and they reuse pretty much every idea, but the character design is still inspired for the most part. Merchandise is where all the money from the franchise comes from.
Anthony Giagiari No, you are just wrong.
Back when Red and Blue came out, the games was all there was. Of course when the anime came out, they started getting huge sales from merch but even then by Gen 2 they still made most their money by the games.
Obviously this changed later on, probably between the gap between 3 and 4 which was when we had the anime, other pokemon games, merch etc.
Even if you somehow do a bad faith argument, Game Freak still largely tried to keep Pokemon’s quality high by working on games for years with Gen 3, 4 and 5 taking years to produce. Now, we get a new pokemon game every year.
And for what? So Game Freak employees can be more overworked just so they can push out merch for the new detective pikachu.
Ya no, it didnt use to always be about the merch. I dislike Pokemon and tbh, it was never A+ game design
But it didnt use to always be about the merch. Sure for the majority of its history now, you can argue that.
But it never use to be like that.
Then again, as far as I am concerned, I just want to see more people shit on pokemon. For such a lucrative franchise, even Star Wars tries something new and daring if need be, even at the expense of alienating fans.
Pokemon rarely changes. The fanbase is just as complicit too.
Seeing this is music to my ears
@@anthonygiagiari63 Even at the point when Satoshi Tajiri was first making it a game about bug collection?
@@anthonygiagiari63 While this has been true to an extent throughout the series history, it was reasonable when the games were constantly pushing to improve and add new features. They were there to push merchandise, yes, but provided genuinely good experiences as games. Look at the leap from generation 3 to generation 4, and especially what they did with HeartGold and SoulSilver. Really great games that stand on their own as some of the best must-own titles for the DS.
Baseless cynicism
DivisibleByWaffle Just to add, I loved Gen 3 and 4. For me, that was peak pokemon.
Sure, Gen 4 took years for us to get info about anything of the verse, I remember the anime in the US was mostly going back from Kanto and Hoehn for a but. (I am not a pokemon fan so forgive me if I misspell)
Did we have the merch back then we do now? No.
You will be the lucky kid if you had a Pokemon Gameboy, either the limited edition Advance or what not. You might be able to snatch uo a shirt or case.
Back then, the games were great too. And alot of love was put into them.
And I also felt like we didnt try to add new features because we can. Gen 6 with Megas made me think. But Gen 8 made me just give up.
Honestly, nothing can beat berries in simplicity. Even the Poke Watch was ingenious.
Sadly, I think Game Freak may be tired with the pokemon IP. Cant blame them. And that is being nice tbh.
Honestly, part of me wants to assume Game Freak just wants to make new games for money and merch. Thanks to Go and Detective Pikachu, pokemon is in the popular culture again,
I just want a good Pokemon Game...is that too much to ask? It has been 3 generations for me, and I feel like I have been in this battle since I was born.
>rant over
Honestly anyone who thinks pokemon isnt about merch now is either in denial or is just ignorant on the rise of it.
This is why I LIKED Gold and Silver. They had one or two problems, which were mainly plot related, but they had color, the menus were much smoother, new mechanics like held items were added, and you could go back and explore the entire first game after defeating the Elite Four, among other things. And then in Crystal, the third installment of that generation, you had the Battle Tower, and the ability to have Pokemon follow you! Gold, Silver, and Crystal brought huge quality of life changes to Pokemon, and presented us to even more features, and the boundless potential that the series had--all in 8-bit Gameboy!
And yet, Pokemon seems to have mostly stagnated after that. Some improvements and changes were made, such as Pokemon abilities being added, TMs being re-usable, and defining special and physical moves per move rather than per elemental type. However, it's taken 20 years for these changes to occur, when we had a similar jump between Gen 1 and 2.
We also had some features come and go, such as your Pokemon following you. Everyone loves that feature, yet it doesn't stay. Why? It pops up sporadically, but doesn't stay. The gym training for EVs and IVs in X and Y was excellent! Why not keep that? Going back to Kanto in Gold and Silver was a fun surprise, and fun to explore, not to mention Mt. Silver and battling rivals in Viridian City! Why not do something like that, but make the gyms actually challenging, and the wild Pokemon a bit stronger? The games didn't need to become easier, and we didn't need an overhaul of the gameplay. We didn't need overly friendly and cutesy characters. We just needed Pokemon to catch and train, and challenges to overcome! Keep what works, and embrace what makes Pokemon fun: catch, train, battle, explore!
It's interesting that Scarlet and Violet seemed to address almost all of the criticisms here. They would easily be some of the best games in the whole series if they'd just stop rushing and take the time to polish everything
Yes, although in some aspects, they took things to the opposite extreme. Instead of excessively handholding, they let you do whatever you like, but there are still level caps in place and you have no idea whether you are underlevelled or overlevelled for a gym without looking up a guide.
“Haven’t played since black and white so I haven’t gotten a full Pokémon experience in 8 years”
Everyone who’s been playing Pokémon for past 8 years: yeah buddy, same here
If Pokemon turns out to be a mess of a disappointment, then I'll feel like I wasted my time with shiny hunting and swsh will probably be my last games.
Ehh I liked the original sun and moon. They felt like they had the Pokemon charm, even with the crazy handholding. Not a fan of the rest of them post gen-5.
Pokemon sun and moon actually got me back into pokemon. Before then, the last pokemon game I had played was diamond/pearl. I love sun and moon. The game felt refreshing to me. It is a very charming game, and holds a special place in my heart, but I also cannot deny that it's an incredibly annoying game with it's constant handholding, and it feels like it's lacking. They barely added in mega evolutions. It really seemed like they threw it in last minute just to shut fans up or something.
Sun and Moon were good games; despite it's problems.
i do kinda agree with this. i remember pokemon omega ruby being my first ever pokemon game ever and i wasnt even intended on wanting a pokemon game i just played on it since it came with my 3ds. it was such a fun experiance and took over 40 hours for the story and atleast 10-15 more hours on the post game. it was just such a fun game and after experiancing that and sword and shield i think i can understand why it feels so rushed. theres hardly any post game. no new areas to explore. the only thing i use it for now is shiny hunting and battling.
Arlo the camping animations are all reused from the 3DS era. There was a Pokemon amie feature before that let you interact with one Pokemon at a time. So those were not the new animations they claimed.
Wait there were NEW animations?
😂😂😂
NeonR3D nO GUyS THeYRe NEw beCAUse THEiR HeAd iS SlIghtLy TiLTed IN ThE AnimaTIoN
Not really, in pokemon amie you interacted with your pokemon in a way different game. Pokemon camp does have new animations
Luka Alfy the walking / running animations are ripped straight from the 3DS. People datamined them out years ago.
@@cantthinksleepdeprived the ball fetch...something else?
"They're shooting... Bites at each other. How does that even work." 😂😂😂 most entertaining and disappointing game review I've ever seen.
I swear, sometimes the Pokemon community is literally more creative and talented than the Pokemon company. I mean the community had to invent a hard mode because it started to get too easy. They were talented enough to create their own games, like Pokemon Uranium. Yet the corporation itself can't hire voice actors, despite them having definite access to voice actors for the Pokemon show.
I'm of the opinion that the Let's Go titles should have been skipped entirely and all that development time should have gone to Sword and Shield instead.
As well as Little Town Hero
@Marc Davidson The rumor flying around for a few years now is that GameFreak has deep concerns that all of their eggs are in one basket, and it is a basket they don't have control over. They don't own the IP for Pokemon, they're partners with Nintendo and Creatures Inc. If Pokemon stops selling well Nintendo (and potentially Creatures) can just move on no problem, but GameFreak dies, because they have nothing else to fall back on. So GameFreak really wants to create their own IP instead.
@@Denamda This is true but Little Town Hero is kusoge, suffering from the same recycling as the Pokemon games. This defeats the whole purpose of splitting the team for a passion project
They had at least 2 years to develop SwSh, and a team of 80 people. Xenoblade 2 was thrown together in less than a year by 40 people.
The thing is you can't keep being literally a repetitive franchise, you need to be innovative or redefine the mechanics to adapt to the new technology > attract clients or else why buy it when the gameplay experience is the same? Only biased fans will keep buying them.
"The spunky ten year old Pokemon trainer inside me can't quite seem to accept that the awesome new Pokemon adventure he was supposed to go on doesn't exist"
It crushes me to know how relatable this statement is...
When I heard this... I was deeply saddened. We had beautiful treasured memories in our childhood. It's almost as if we will never get that proper feeling back again. But who knows, maybe someday we will :)
@@servantofthemosthigh2525 Wow, can the soap opera already and here's a tissue?
Not me: I had nightmare in Gold and Silver that after an engrossing story, the games were in the end, so backdated. Sword and Shield is always how I envisioned Pokemon sprites to be presented: not too OTT but detailed, beautifully realized and subtly animated in glorious HD. What's your issue?
@@netweed09 Having an actual adventure with dungeons, vast areas, and lots of optional content > fidelity of the sprites.
@@RubinNischara ermm ''dungeons'' now??
You sure you're on the right video? xD
I don't agree. We've had enough of Great Plotline all while suffering potato sprites in gen5 (understandable). But gen6 was not. Sun and Moon was a valiant attempt to correct the immersion factor - but left out the gyms!!
Sword and Shield gives you both. Yes, I do miss Legendaries and really want more UBs too; but I think this is the only real valid (factual) and pretty major flaw of these '1st' gen8 titles. leaving out Legendaries is too far of a gamble, it ruins the experience a bit. Eternatus was amazing, as are the 2 'Wolves' but there should be more. That proves the story was not robust enough.
But Arlo in his review hating on Dragapult is laughable, sorry; he is one and alone in that 'view' of his
@@netweed09 I don't care how many and which Pokémon can be caught and if these are labeled "legendary" or not. Honestly, that doesn't say anything about the game. What says something is the amount of content it provides and its abysmal: 10 routes, of which most are pretty short, only 140 trainer battles, no dungeons besides two extremely linear and small caves, no secret area, no side activities, a convoluted and rushed story that has the only interesting thing happening off screen, an abysmal trading system where you need to enter digit codes instead of just connecting to your friends, a 20 minute time limit on online battles which gives even more incentive to switch to simulators etc. And those are only things the game lacks in comparison to the previous titles, I'm not even mentioning difficulty options, achievements, a large and substantial postgame, version exclusive areas, etc. that we still had in B2/W2. And then I'm still not mentioning things this game lacks in comparison to other J-RPGs. Those are "major flaws" if you want to call them and they are all over the game. I don't care how many legendaries there are, but as a game that should incentives exploring, this is so barebones it's not just a bad RPG, it's a bad Pokémon game period. The only people who seem to enjoy this game longer are those who like to hunt shinies or breed. That's it, and considering Pokémon was always one of those games many types of people could spend several hours with, it's a complete let-down. This review was as fair as it can be, the games are bad.
Being "led by the nose" with endless dialogue cutscenes, constantly interrupting your exploration killed it for me. You can't go anywhere or do anything because there's roadblocks everywhere. Some guy lost his glasses so he wont let you pass until you do a thing. Every path is closed until you've done the objectives. It's been like that since X&Y... I'm not making any choices, not overcoming challenges, not discovering anything. I just walk forward and press A to win. It feels like I'm not even playing a game.
Exactly! It's even worse than ever before. At least in games like X and Y, and Sun and Moon, you had the occasional cave or another place to spice things up, basically you had at least any kind of optional area. In Sword and Shield's Galar region, there is not a single optional place. It is literally a. straight line from start to finish including every existing location in the game. It's a disgrace and in my opinion one of the biggest flaws of this game!
@@Gandalf-fe3gw It started in X&Y but got way worse in S&M/US&UM. You can't take 2 steps in any direction without being absorbed in a dialogue cutscene against your will. There are many problems with newer Pokemon games but only one of them is truly killing the fun IMO and it's the aggressive railroading throughout the game. You're being treated like a toddler who can't do anything on his own and need his overprotective parent's permission before you're allowed to do anything. In earlier games the tutorial sections lasted from the beginning to the 1st badge maybe, now the entire game is the tutorial. I've played and replayed every generation since the 1st multiple times but Ultra Moon is the first game that made me angry as I was playing it. "Just shut the hell up and let me play!"
Oh and Rotom dex........ jfc........
@@SoftAsABaboonAss Back in 2019 when they announced Sword and Shield and the Wild Area, I was getting my hopes up for the first Pokemon game that would actually have open world elements. I don't expect and need a fully open world Pokemon game, but what the Wild Area promised was a region where not only several areas and places would be linked and accessible, but where the player could also make choices where to go, which route to visit. Damn, even having the choice between the order of two or three gyms like in Gen 2 would have been a great step forward. But instead, the Wild Area was wasted...as a wasteland, full of waste, basically. Super disappointing. I also hate how they make the Exp share mandatory, like sure, why not take even MORE options away from us...this is sooo underwhelming, yet it's the third best selling Pokemon game of all time...I am so afraid of what's to come for Pokemon :(.
@@Gandalf-fe3gw Oh yeah, I loved being able to challenge the gyms out of order in Gen 1. I somehow always end up beating Koga before Sabrina! You know what else I miss? Dungeons and caves. I know I'm in the minority on this but I really liked the puzzles they used to have like the pushing rocks down some holes with strength, finding the right path sliding around the ice, the teleport pads of Silph Co, Team Rocket hideout, etc. They were also like a little endurance run you had to prepare for with healing items, some escape ropes or maybe teach dig to your Pokemon. Your rival usually surprised you with a battle a the worst possible moment. It was challenging and memorable. Nowadays, there's no dungeons, almost no puzzles, no exploration. Caves are a straight line.
They need to bring back the "adventure" in Pokemon. You need some level of freedom to explore and do things your own way at least a little bit you know, like the first 5 generations! The "tourist on rails" approach they're going for is not fun. There has to be a way of being kid friendly while also not being condescending to experienced players. Like maybe have a default mode for casuals/newcomers and a separate "Experienced" mode for people who want it.
@@SoftAsABaboonAss You're not alone with that. This is a very central part of my criticism of Sword and Shield. There are four "dungeons" in the game, if you count both forests and the two caves...but all of them, maybe except the Slumbering Weald, are a complete joke. No puzzles whatsoever, not even a second floor in the caves, or a second room at that...
I loved e.g. the Distortion World or Mount Coronet for that, I loved HM puzzles in older games. Heck they could solve it with PokeRide so you don't need an HM slave! It could expand the world greatly, but instead they've removed it almost entirely! Again, what an unnecessary deletion of basically good features :(!
I agree, Pokemon has never been THAT much about exploration, but there has always been some to actually make it feel like an adventure. When Sword and Shield are supposed to be about the gym challenge...where's the challenge in that. It can't be the journey, cause as you said, that is basically a guided tour through the neighbourhood :/
Addition: The evil team hideout was the worst joke in Pokemon history. What a pathetic excuse for a story finale...
This is the most accurate thing.
Ever.
Wonder why there was spoiler warnings, there's no story here.
I feel like i was rushed in the game
Dang man,you burned them😳
The story gets boring
Oh look artifact! Oh look connection I see? Oh yes it is! Ok now leave
yes there is just nor a good one
have u ever played this game. sure it may not be a good story, but its a story.
“Kids have very small attention spans nowadays”
That’s not the kids fault! It’s *THEIR* job to catch and keep their attention!!
I was rolling my eyes into my skull at all the constant "NPC stops you to tell you what to do" IN THIS VIDEO. I've never even played the game and I could just FEEL how excruciatingly hand-holdy it is. Forget kids, I'm bored just watching the game!
Mori oh it’s as infuriating as it sounds. By the time you reach the wild area, Hop has stopped you 30-60 times
Hey do you want to learn how to select a text and press the a button? F O R T HE
F I F T H T I M E ? ! ?
Hop is basically just Hau but more hyper active and annoying as FUUUCK
Jesus fucking christ man, yes, I know where to go next! I'm not that fucking stupid
I'm 13 and I just hate how we as kids, at least in gaming, are all just treated like four year olds.
Kids are very open-minded, but the one thing that we hate is being treated like helpless little creatures that don't need to be taken seriously.
Just because I don't have as much gaming experience as a 30 year old human doesn't mean that there's something wrong with my memory. It most certainly does not mean that I need to be told where I need to go 5 TIMES IN ONE MINUTE.
I think it was back in gen4 when I realized it was too annoying to have a mon with intimidate leading the party because it meant I had to wait for it to take effect on every zubat before I could run
As someone who started at 6 years old with Pokémon blue, this is just depressing. Glad I didn’t buy this.
When he talked about rose not talking in the opening, I was legitimately shocked that he didn’t mention the pier singing scene. How that scene was green lit is beyond my understanding
Donovan Joseph both of them showed that Pokémon now need voice acting.
Lv. 100 Mafia Boss Kaxu
At least for scenes like that. Piers is actually less excusable there because vocals in singing is absolutely nothing new in Pokémon. Roxie and Elesa had vocalized songs in Gen 5 and other characters(Ghetsis, Team Skull, the Tapus) including some in SWSH(Rose) had some singing in their battle themes. Putting singing over this scene would have been only natural.
Probably left it out due to spoilers. He is left out of the initial Gym Leader introduction after all.
@@tvb5509 No he isn't, he's just wearing a mask, right?
elloo98 No, that’s Allister
We need a game that wasn't made in a year. A game that isn't rushed or anything.
Spicy-San ThePuppet B-b-but they’d be missing all the easy money?!
@Complicated Copper Hype i guess? They expect a good experience .
They actually put 2 to 3 years into the next gen Pokémon games, but only one into they put out between them as sort of side projects
Does it matter? Just have fun
@@acetrainertaphat2297 it does matter. A game that would be thought through and worked on more would be infinitely better.
"Your team will always be unique"
*displays hella generic gen 4 team*
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Yeah, I've LOVED this franchise since I was 7 years old, that's over 20 years now. Thanks for helping me decide not to feed this demon one more time. So sad to see Pokemon become another dusty company.
Get a switch emulator and a decent Bluetooth controller. I recommend Yuzu if you like smooth gameplay and have the GPU for it. I can run most switch games at 60fps with no lag. If you don’t have a good GPU go for Ryujinx it’s better for lower end PCs but stutters a bit and the touch screen feature is shitty. Lemme know if you need help (or anyone interested in setting up an emulator).
I'm so f-ed up with GF's lack of creativity inside a Universe where Creativity is f-ing Infinite+Endless.
People forget more and more what Quality even looks like, but even those that dont have hard time
to remember just how much Creativity is Worth.
Imagine this fun and self-aware Adventure (imagine it with perfectioned Virtual-Reality, while youre at it) of
being woken up by youre Mom, who sends you to School.
But the SECOND you go out of the Door, youre expectations are funnily subverted, cause it's all Water.
Ice-Pokemon creating Ways for you as you go are the only way to get to youre School.
Youre school named Hogwarts, DUH.
The cool stuff adds up and up cause guess what, Creativity is infinite, so here you go:
The Tri-Magic Wizard-Tournament just now is about to happen in this schoolyear (youre age of course doesnt matter cause no matter how young or old, being a Player gives you assumedly the Skill to do more than just know what a Pokeball IS), but students are warned: A dangerous Bandit-Group named 'Phantom Troupe (from HxH)' is said to come this
year and steal the Treasures a Legendary Pokemon will itself deliver to the Winner!!
YOU SHOULD PLAY ARCEUS THO IT FIXES ALMOST ALL OF THESE PROBLEMS
Feel free to leave. Nobody misses you.
Here's your daily reminder that pokemon is the highest grossing media franchise of all time.
Believe it or not, most of the Pokémon Company's profit is from merchandise, not the video games
@@Ragnellrok Makes sense, still doesn't excuse anything
@@Ragnellrok
True, but Pokemon is also one of the best selling game franchise of all time.
Those games always push millions and millions of copies.
Even if Game Freak doesn't see the money from merchandise, they still make BANK from the games alone.
Ragnellrok, the merchandise couldn’t exist without the games. Everything (manga, anime, accessories, toys, soundtracks, etc.) is a promotion for the games.
paula no one is saying they don't believe it
I remember when seeing your rival was super exciting, now it’s just annoying
Agreed...
And depressed lol
Personally, seeing my rival was always annoying. Actually, it was more in the older games because Blue was waiting for you at the end of the route so you would be weak.
he’s glued to your hip for the entire game n the awk cutscenes just destroy any vibe you were starting to get... not like it really matters since this game is basically a gym battle speed run😐
Was anybody really excited to see dickheads Blue and Silver, Cowardly Wally, the gen 6 rivals and Barry?
I played every game, began with the red edition when I barely could read.
I stopped after the cut scene massacre in ultramoon. I didn't even finish ultramoon.
The Pokémon games are just too dumbed down to have any fun with them anymore.
You don't even have a feeling of success because everything is stupidly easy and you just walk through the game without any effort.
Gen 7 is what ended it for me too. Aggravating game design.
Oh man, so glad you touched on the beginning voiceless intro. That was literally my first impression of the game and it never recovered for me after that
I really like this review of the game, everyone is focused on the pokedex and no one is talking about the real issues
LIKE THE COOL PLOT ELEMENTS HAPPENING OFF SCREEN
I miss the days of Pokemon Platinum when you watched Cyrus get swallowed up by a darkness portal created by the god of antimatter and then you leap in to explore the realm of this mysterious creature
now you just hear BANG and Leon is like "Hey Kiddo! What are you doing here? You have to go fight a gym leader!"
Jack Haehl or stop a Pokémon abusing company and finding out its leader is part of a gym. This is the most empty story of the entire series.
@@soundxhunter1962 i mean that wasn't that good in all honesty
Honestly gen 1 was kinda...bad
And the fact that you have to play the gen 3 remakes if you want the complete experience (without the weird pokemon go catching thing) is even worse as, in my opinion, the games are just bad. With that i don't mean that i don't like Kanto or Hoenn, i do, especially Hoenn, but experiencing the games in gen 3...yeah it's bad
I actually kinda like this, it's kinda boring to always have to battle the evil team and have the adults be basically completely useless.
Here, it's mostly the adults who do all the work and than you in the end when you (and Hop) developed enough, it makes slightly more sense than in other games.
@@usermcskull4713 Yeah it is so cool to have a story play out off screen and not participate in it until the very end. It doesn't matter if it "makes sense" that the adults do the hard work, its a video game not real life.
Iomah I just think it's cool because it makes sense in universe, it just makes the games feel more real.
sad thing about the "more work went into the Pokemon camping"
a ton of the animations come straight from Pokemon Amie.
Maybe because its the equivalent to the pokemon amie
Basically Pokemon Amie, the walk and run animations was done before sword and shield development
And? Why waste time animating new walk cycles
@@Soniman001 makes me wonder where all that time went...
AshnSilvercorp Pokémon What?
Oof... man, I was considering buying this out of nostalgia, but damn - this sounds horrendous. Thanks for saving me from spending money on something this cynical.
Fully agree. I’ve loved Pokémon my entire life, and I hate this game. I just pray that legends Arceus will be good, and that they don’t screw up the diamond and pearl remakes.
@@insertlaughter4436 Get this:
I want the 'Oddly small village spawns oddly talented Trainer-Kid'-Nonsense to STOP.
You know what i wanna be (among other things)?
I wanna be a Make-a-Wish-Foundation-Member who gets his 'Quest' from a Child that has Cancer.
This would allow for countless kinds of starting point.
"Be the Champ cause thats what boys are meant to want" is such a dumb Motivation if you speak it out loud.
Yeah, nothing wrong with the 'traditional' Path but MAYBE I DONT WANNA?
Maybe i wanna be sponsored by a Battle-Cafe/Restaurant?!
Maybe i wanna go and spread the word about 'em in exchange for Money?
People thought about Sponsorship,
but i havent heard from others than me the idea
to have it as your START.
I wanna spread Word of the Cafe in exchange for Money! And in Exchange for my Starter. Yeah, i wanna get my Starter (Lv.15) from a Cafe. Call me odd for this all ya want. I'm done with the small Village Stuff.
Your thoughts on all this?
Want the Small-Village-Nonsense to stop?
What about my original ideas about being a
Make-a-Wish-Foundation-Member??
@@slevinchannel7589 I like the idea of the small-town hero thing stopping, but I mainly wish they did that for the anime. They never swapped out Ash and now he’s as brand recognizable as Pikachu. If only we could move on from this kid and finally get a new personality. I’m sick of seeing him forget everything with a new region.
@@insertname1607 Yep
@@insertlaughter4436 is it ok to like swsh
This seems like a good analysis. I appreciate it. Well done.
Everything that the game does good is like: "this is a good first step, can't wait for it to get better in the next game"
The problem is, this is already the next game. And it has been that way for a while.
The good reviews come from analyzing the game as the only pokémon game, but when you take into account that this is the latest entry is a long series from the most profitable entertainment brand in the world, then everything is kinda inexcusable, the problems it has have been problems since previous games, and some of their new problems were created by removing good features from previous entries.
But ultimately, it's time. They need more time to make those games.
Most of the problems come from not having time to make it better.
I think this quote by Miyamoto was already thrown out a lot, but it's just perfect for the occasion. "A delayed game is eventually good, but a rushed game is forever bad".
I mostly agree, but I think more hands on the project would have a similar effect to more time, without messing up all the other pokemon products.
@@paulelkin3531 For sure.
If they just hired more people, the issue of time wouldn't be that bad, but Gamefreak for whatever reason likes having a "small team".
Like, this is the one problem they could solve by throwing money at it and they won't?
When someone makes the concious decision that they only need to be "good enough," they stop trying as hard. Game Freak has settled. Unless there's a big change, they will continue to rush their games to store shelves, despite it not having the effort put into it other games have. Ever since going 3D, Pokémon has just been ok.
Some developers go more into the business side and others into the more creative side. Platinum vs. EA. Square Enix vs. Bethesda. Etc.
Masuda's been disillusioned with the franchise since gen 5 and Ohmori is a yes man for nintendo, the games are only going down from here
Completely agree. Now that this game has become a massive financial success, gamefreak ha learned they can get away literally anything. Pokemon will probably never be a quality product again
@@izanagi61 Unfortunately I also bought the game for full price. I'm finally to the point where I have a job and was able to buy my FIRST Pokemon game, aside from Pokemon Black that I was given by a friend years ago. I even preordered it the moment I was able... I just have to say, this being on a main console, my first 3D Pokemon game, and trying to go into the game unbiased but also extremely excited.... I was met with disappointment.
I will NOT be buying the next game if this is how they treat not only fans, but the highest grossing franchise of ALL TIME!!
I have just accepted that at this point the unwillingness to try new things and catering to kids has gone too far and I can find much better "Pokemon" games made by those who also loved Pokemon and took inspiration to expand upon it in there own ways with different characters...
@@zeteri4563 Your first mistake was not treating this as a Pokemon game.
Never have I watched a review that nailed my feelings so well. I didn't like Sun and Moon but I played through it. Sword can't even hold my interest and I regret buying it.
Same here!! I got it on my birthday in october last year and I still didn't pass the 3rd city or something... it was such a waste of money, but I'll try to play through it
A common counter argument I see with the game's difficulty is to make it harder on yourself. Don't use healing items in battle, don't overlevel, etc. That's not a very good argument, because the game should be challenging on its own. I shouldn't be forced to place restrictions on myself just to get a little bit of challenge out of the game.
you forgot to mention how HORRIBLE the new trading system is
He didn't forget, he said there was even more to go on about.
We will just have to see what pokemon home does for the game, if anything.
@@Yipper64 The thing is we shouldn't have these things that were available in the games itself in an extra app -- the Switch can handle all of these and more.
He talked about it as the online experience, but yes I think the trade system is worse than any game we've ever had.
What's it like? I don't have the game yet
For me the moments that defined the game were when Leon and Sonia show up when there's a major event going on and are like "Don't worry, we get this, you kids run along", and we do.
Ikr I miss that moment when you had a revelation as to who the villain was, or infiltrating a lair and etc
Meanwhile in diamond pearl and platinum you take on pokemon satan in the demon world and the Champion just grabs some pop corn and watches. It’s wonderful, really.
in y where you singlehandedly save the world by capturing the legendary death god.
@@fishfan2 And i miss the moment where you're not treated like the messiah for just being the protagonist and not anyone else not even the champion
@@leonardofarias8843 Good thing the game forces us do what champion fails at, catching Eternatus, and then beating him in front of everyone with it.
This really makes Red and Blue feel like a grand adventure where you're off to figure it out on your own by comparison.
Try gen 7! The island challenge changes up the formula enough from the regular gyms to make it super fresh to play, and the base Sun and Moon games’ story is honestly also very interesting
i remember when rare candies were rare. i was so desperate to only use them in situations where i really felt they were needed... cause i only ever found like five
Rare candies are so far outclassed by EXP candies they don't even matter
Exp Candies are a good thing though ultimately. If you want to make a competitive team, it’s nice that it only takes a few hours, if that, to get them all leveled up as opposed to the days it could take in the past. Just don’t use them in the main story because that makes an already easy game a joke.
しゅがーはぁと☆ I don’t like that or the exp share at all I enjoy training my god damn Pokémon the WHOLE tedious journey of breeding a Pokémon with perfect or near perfect ivs then take that baby and ev train it so you have the best unique pokemon you could get that feels rewarding and makes you bond with that Pokémon that’s why I have so many good memories playing the games
who cares you may be in the minority most people like the exp share
i like exp share :( guys i just made a comment i didn't mean to start a debate
"It's not about the dex, it's not even just about the graphics, the entire package feels so rushed and devoid of compelling content"
I wish people understood this, anytime a person brings up criticism the fanbase wants to shove you with the "dexit" crowd and toxic people
They put all the effort into the Wild Area/Gyms and everything else is very half-assed. Mind you it's still possible to enjoy it for those aspects and the standard Pokemon stuff, but it's pretty clear that the annual release schedule is the problem. If they were in a position where they could take more time to fully flesh out the rest of the game, be it the routes, dungeons, towns, story, performance, etc. so it feels like a complete Pokemon experience it would be so much better. The thing is they're actually trying new things with Sword and Shield, but they can't follow through on them without ridiculous compromises as long as they have to churn out a new game every year. The Wild Area is a significant step towards what Pokemon should be and is clearly the game's selling point, but most of the rest of the game is horribly lacking, and it's not all that hard to fix that given the time to do so. Gamefreak has for a while churned out Pokemon games at regular intervals and been able to do so on weaker handhelds, but when you get to HD development it just takes more time and effort to make a complete game. There are aspects of Sword/Shield that are actually really good, and with a more reasonable schedule the whole game at that level would be a substantial step forward for the franchise, but as it stands there's basically a skeleton of a Pokemon game around the Wild Area/Raid Battles. I think the Wild Area alone makes for a more engaging experience than X and Y, but there's so much in this game that you breeze through once and never touch again.
Ironic how the English region got the whole "exit" drama. It was not only geographic, Game Freak brought us the whole package
Tha fanbase and their lack of criticism is what has destroyed the franchise. "Just stfu, buy anything and say thank you".
@@heavylobster4339 they should just hire more employees
That’s because you are whats the difference? Go on and try to explain to me what you think is being logical and pointing out these factual points you think matter so much but its a pokemon game for kids like its always been... so i mean 🤷♂️
I just realized that the games began to feel empty since they chose to go 3D.
One thing they can and should change: the pokemon just don't look detailed enough. Whether the creature has skin or fur they all look the same, the developers just add lines and color, put a bloom effect on their bodies and call it a day.
It doesn't have to be Detective Pikachu movie-level detailed, but a little more texture would be welcome next gen.
Man I wish I could tell which Pokemon is better for cuddles just by looking at it.
I can't tell if a vaporeon or an espeon is decent for cuddles until I, well, found out one doesn't even have fur (OK I found out almost immediately after looking at his tail)
They make the pokemon models look like the ones from pokken.
What about New Pokemon Snap's level, I say that seems really appropriate for a Switch level game...really hope Bandai Namco assits them in the next mainline game.
(y)our wish has been possibly granted in Scarlet and Violet
I feel like Gen 5 was the last generation that GF went all out in. SwSh aren't terrible games, but it's easily the weakest entry in the series so far. I sincerely hope this isn't going to be the future of Pokemon.
Gen 1 was by far the worse and I've been playing them since the beginning.Gen 1 does have some of the best Pokemon though.
I think Gen 7 is, by far, the worst. Gen 8 didn't do much better, though.
haha imagine saying swsh was the weakest when xy exists
Mickel Csaszar yeah its true. After gen 5 they dropped everything they did that was considered good in gen5, that I and many others enjoyed. Take look at gen 6 and on.
Gen 5 to me is easily the best Pokémon gen. Art style, Pokémon roster, move and item list, story, xtranceiver / c-gear, all combined are just untouched by any preceding or post-ceding title.
I think the worst aspect is that it doesn't matter if Gamefreak intentionally cut corners out of laziness or even tried to genuinely create a good game but failed to deliver under time constraints.... because the investors are seeing the sales numbers and those sales numbers are telling investors they can get away with forcing GF to rush products out in such a short timeframe. The higher ups will only keep pushing these rushed products because they know they will sell. This new pokemon future is lost, quality will slowly flatline utill people stop caring for it anymore (apart from kids who are constantly being told it exists and are lured by its simplistic charm and long running history).
Honest truth
QUICK! WE HAVE TO MAKE THE MONEY NOW!! IF WE WAIT, THERE MIGHT BE LESS MONEY SOMEHOW!!!
It’s not even the kids who will care kids don’t play Pokémon it’s early gen Zers and millennials who coast by on nostalgia like a bunch of member berries
Dusk Legend kids not only play the games but are the targets for the merchandise which blows the game sales out of the water. The shirts, shoes, hats, backpacks, toys, cards, the list goes on. My kids had seen Pokémon before school and didn’t care. Once they got to school, so many kids were obsessed that they too now love Pokémon. That’s at 4 years old btw. The kids are still making them the big money. The games are just a small part of the massive machine that is Pokémon.
Reading this Ignites my heart with anger and the list to murder.
I worked in retail for 4 years and sadly it's so true. *spit* Efff those money grabbing bastards
I haven't played Pokemon since Yellow; I was only half-considering picking this up because I was looking to scratch that itch, but after being reminded of the ledges, I'm gonna save my 60 bucks.
Thank you, strange blue puppet.
The region of galar itself is beautiful and has so much potential, i wish the game could've done it justice
Complacency is why this game is the way it is, they could have innovate and redefine pokemon but obviously they didn't care enough about their brand. They did nothing for the industry going foward. Great review Arlo
Well lets say that they did innovate with Dynamax and Gigintamax, but these games dont even have the basic aspects that make a good Pokémon game. Exploration, battle facilities, minigames and side stories are all missing and these used to be in every 2D Pokémon game.
_____ Used Stick Poke
@@thekbx dynamsx is corney.
And it's honestly sad that Gamefreak's "Rivals" have tried to innovate their franchises in many more ways and yet get shafted because "TheY arE Pokémon cLlOnes" Just look at Yo-kai Watch and how it evolves as the series continues. Hell Level 5 "Allegedly" went bankrupt during the 4th game's development and while the game is unfinished like Swsh with missing Yo-kai and all, Level 5 made it up to their fans by adding in the missing yo-kai as time went on alongside adding new ones, porting the game to the ps4 for more exposure, adding DLC that contains an all new mode, and on top of that the game has made decent improvements to the main gameplay both in the overworld and in battles.
@@thekbx Yeah, Dynamax is so innovative that it was banned at a whole, which even Mega evolution couldn't do!
Are we not gonna talk about the scaling? How they massacred my boy Wailord? Even the GameCube games managed to get this right (they also have better battle animations imo)...
Leon Blum those GameCube games need to come to switch
@@xwers1234 Pokémon Colosseum or XD remastered would be so dope
The animations are indeed dope af, but it wouldn't hurt for the battle animations in general to be sped up a bit. Some of those attack and hurt animations are a tad drawn out
When Wailord dynemaxd, it get its actuall size xD
[Pokemon Battle Revolution would like to know your location]
I'm not sure if anyone has talked about this but there's a sort of mini quest where you have to deliver a love letter from a little girl. When I found who the letter was for I got so excited, It was unexpected and memorable. I wish more people talked about it cus it's my favorite part of the entire game.
“A delayed game is eventually good, but a rushed game is forever bad.” - Shigeru Miyamoto
When you understand that Pokémon is not about the games, but about the merchandise, Pokémon sword and shield makes a lot more sense
all Pokemon is anymore is a rotten field nobody should taste without better companies and freelancers making quality animation and spin offs with.
Pokemon is no longer being made for its fans. Its being made for its stock holders.
They don't care about whats nice and good. They ONLY care about what sells.
Once upon a time it used to be about the games first and merchandising second. Now it has become the opposite way round. And most of it goes to Japan. You don't see a permanent Pokemon Center store outside of Japan aside from Singapore and that vending machine somewhere in America. (Website doesn't count)
When you put it like that it sounds like we are just purchasing $40 to $60 advertisements.
@@JuniperGreen162 Pretty much. The only reason Sword and Shield was rushed so badly so it could promote the anime and merch.
Petition to bring back the Mystery Dungeon games :/
at the end of Rise of Skywalker there is a post credits scene where a red lightsaber begins to levitate and is pulled into a hand as a cloaked figure emerges from the shadows and says “fine, meesa do it myself”
At the end of rise of sky walker they give a shout out to this guy who keeps pasting this shitty comment under random comments to be funny
@@Emerardo cool story, bro.
At least give us a Sky remake or something
@@anothergamer112 How does it feel to know that, of the over three billion years your lineage has existed on this good green earth, you will be the first pathetic individual to go down with your v card? You are single-handedly ending a 3 billion year old line of organisms that have sucsessfuly managed to survive and reproduce to pass on those amazing genes. All that work gone to waste, simply because you are such a pathetic and hopeless creature. You haven't and won't achieve anything else for others to remember you by, either. The one thing that could have made your life worthwhile and you're going to throw it out the window? Wow. It's appaling. No wonder your mother never loved you, you waste of oxygen and water.
The part where they literally guide you to the hotel is astounding. I haven't played a main Pokemon game since Black and White 2 and I gotta say the difficulty has been reduced to a laughable level just to get more market.
Before, getting even one pokemon to level 100 was an achievement. Now it takes about 5 min max. The whole exp share thing is not my thing. Grinding was part of the fun. Also catching more pokemon to get a better one.
Now just catch a single one and upgrade till you make it the best. What's the point in capturing more? Changing nature is a good feature but it should be a limited feature - like the masterball. You should get only 2-3 per game. What's the point of breeding if you can max out IVs in another way.
My main gripe is the lack of difficulty. Remember when mountains and caves were actually a challenge?
Oh, how I miss Gen 5 :(! Remember when there actually were mountains and caves beyond two laughably small hallways :D? Sword and Shield lack almost everything, but the biggest insult in my opinion is the linearity combined with the empty, tiny Galar region!
I never found any challenge, the only bits that I had some challenge with was the dragon gym's duraludon and the champion's dragapult. Other than that, I easily swept through everything. Really disappointing
It boggles my mind that a mainline Pokemon game in 2019 still doesn't have voice acting. Even Zelda, a video game franchise that is already perfectly fine without voice acting,
*HAS VOICE ACTING*
The voice acting in zelda wasnt that great though
@@junglezone7323 I thought it was pretty good compared to most dubs tbh. Play with the Japanese voice acting tho.
@@junglezone7323 I didn't care for a lot of it, but I really loved Teba and Revali.
I really don't want voice acting in Pokemon
machina188 So you'd rather pier idly scream into a mic while no sound comes out. *and people are cheering,with no sound?*
oh jeez. seeing your favorite franchise go down the sink hole is heartbreaking. I love pokemon but I hate what Gamefreak is doing with it. Can't they like give the game development to some other studios temporarily if they're so bad at making their own games or something?
Switchclaw I agree
Maybe not sence TPC don't really care at all and only want to have this game out only for the Anime and Holiday to makes max profit... They did and I fucking despise that!
I am not buying a new mainline pokemon game or dlc until I hear that it is great by multiple sources like Arlo
GF is cheaper, thats why TPC prefers them. Why else would they allow their franchise to go down the sink if not for money?
*coughs in Chunsoft-developed Pokemon Mystery Dungeon*
Play it. Still awesome.
Or get DX.
“Embiggening” “cromulent” this is why I love arlo
I actually really enjoyed Sword and Shield but the biggest problem I have with the games is that there is so little going on in between cities
After the Wild area it’s basically just small, lacklustre route that is over in a couple minutes then a relatively empty city/town where the only purpose is to fight the gym, rinse and repeat.
Small and bland route then you get to a city, immediately challenge and beat the gym, then on to the next city which you get to in the blink of the eye to fight the next gym!
Sure there are tiny things that happen, but it just felt so lifeless
I think the game could’ve used a few more routes thrown in (or longer ones) between cities
And GF would benefit from finding more to do, because when all there is, is routes and gyms it gets pretty bland, but I’m not sure what else to add
I had to laugh when he mentioned one of my primary complaints about the game. The whole "OMG this crazy thing is happening just over there, off-screen! It's so F-ING incredible! Oh no don't worry we'll handle it you just go get another badge."
This reminds me of a comment I saw on a different video:
"Gamefreak: "Yes, there is a plot. No, you do not get to see it. Shut up.""
makes me wonder if the developers saw all those people joking about kid saves the world by themselves stuff from the past games being unrealistic and took them seriously.
@@pokekitty1 That's because they did?
@Kevin Cuellar But the adults are supposed to let their kids go out to have a adventure in this world its a tradition this is logical
@Kevin Cuellar But the parents usually don't know about a thing and their kid is usually a competent trainer
I'm so happy someone else finally spoke about the lack of voice acting... It gave the game a bad case of uncanny valley
>Piers can't sing to me
>They added Microphone feedback when he moves it
The game reeeeeally needed some Voice Actors.
CreationsFlare
"No, no, no! Please don't ask things of us. We don't want to spend money for your enjoyment."
-Ohmori, probably
@@CreationsFlare Piers being silent made me actually feel sad for him.
Quinn Lozinski
Uhh... yeah it would. It would just be Pokemon, but with voice acting.
The REAL problem is that Pokemon dialogue is poorly written, so the voicework would probably sound awkward, anyways.
I don't think it should have actual voice acting, because I'm 100% convinced they will fuck it up and no voice acting is better than bad voice acting, but it needs something to go along with the people talking; I don't know what though, maybe just noises?
It you're roasting sword and shield I can't wait till you roast scarlet and violent
Can I just say how much I grew to love your videos? When I first saw a video review of your channel popping up in my recommended videos section I was very sceptical because I thought "a puppet?! I guess this channel's for children" but then I watched the video and afterwards I watched some more of your reviews and I really really like them!
The critique you express is contructive, reasonable, honest and professional without the feeling of someone ranting even when the critique is "negative" and I totally fall in love with how you animate "Arlo" (I just assume thats the name you gave the puppet xD) it appears so lively and real and is genuine amusing to watch!
I just hope people from Nintendo are actually listening to your critique and also WORK with it to improve their games. I also (used to) love Pokemon but playing Sword and Shield was such an annoyance. I have the feeling ever since Sun and Moon Nintendo thinks children are stupid because they guide you every second of the game which I hate and not only because I am an adult, I would hate that if I still was a child too.
The game is a lot like Leon’s outfit.
Some of it is very good and looks cool, some of it looks like it was put on in a huge rush by someone who had no sense of style and had never grown up.
I like this analogy
The difference is that Leon is funny and loveable because of his messed-up outfit and style.
SWSH isn't.
Also it's covered with Marketing.
Jack Barman because its pokemon XD
@@icybeverage9276 thats a lie Leon annoyed me a lot and i hate him and his dumb beard
Arlo, something you missed is that Pokemon Camp doesn't even have unique animations. The animations were actually made for Sun and Moon, but they were never used.
If they were never used, then why is it a problem they were used in this game? If anything, they were just planning ahead for the future
@@wienerschnitzel1739 The reuse of animations isn't the problem. Masuda said they were removing Pokemon from the game for new high quality animations despite them being the same.
Arlo just missed a detail in the video.
Actually they did use *some* of the walking animations in those sequences where you take pictures of pokemon.
@@LucasMBoysOurRoy they also said it was to balance the game
@@BeardyBart Dracovish says hi. Also any Dynamax pokemon says hi.
... Of course, it is mostly for singles, but Dynamax is pretty busted in doubles too.
"I can remember on one hand the amount of times I've had one person connect and no other takers, and remember, I have fewer fingers than you." That was a really good joke lmao 😂
Thank You For This Video. It is so complex feels. I Kinda feels like it is hard to let go myself and truely Dive deeply and deeply into Sword and Shield truely deeply. I can not help myself.