FEAR THE OLD SLOP: Woolie VS Whatever

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  • Опубліковано 21 лис 2024

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  • @GetGianni
    @GetGianni 2 місяці тому +867

    you either die to the brainrot or live long enough to become The Old Slop

    • @Rick586
      @Rick586 2 місяці тому +35

      I'm reading this in my head in the Gabriel voice.

    • @jgjg5182
      @jgjg5182 2 місяці тому +17

      ​​@@Rick586I read it as one of the goons from that fallen aces game

    • @lbcyber
      @lbcyber 2 місяці тому +12

      ​@@jgjg5182 Well I'm reading it in the voice of one of the rats from Slayers X: Terminal Aftermath: Vengance of the Slayer

    • @WertzMS
      @WertzMS 2 місяці тому +12

      @@lbcyberblazkowicz internal monologue for me

    • @willadkins1354
      @willadkins1354 2 місяці тому +18

      Fear the Old Slop

  • @ReSF91
    @ReSF91 2 місяці тому +247

    The moment Woolie called Reggie his own name I knew we're in for some quality slop 🤣

    • @Jumungous
      @Jumungous 2 місяці тому +6

      Reggie's callout about 3rd person camera was like the punch after Woolie's head hit the tile

  • @SirRoswellington
    @SirRoswellington 2 місяці тому +29

    36:27 IIRC, the Alan Wake Deer Story was real. It was something that actually happened to the voice actor Matthew Porretta, and they had him retell the story for the game. That's why it sounds so genuine what with all his stuttering and reflecting.

  • @PerpetualDaydreamer
    @PerpetualDaydreamer 2 місяці тому +93

    Woolie going on a rant against TikTok's "POV" trend right after AM's speech is fucking golden.

  • @asdf852asdf
    @asdf852asdf 2 місяці тому +160

    50:50 "are you familiar with the modern usage of POV?
    "Modern? Like in porn?
    "Noooooo🥺"

    • @leonemeaeus9906
      @leonemeaeus9906 2 місяці тому +34

      This is why I love Reggie.

    • @Gorfinhofin
      @Gorfinhofin 2 місяці тому +42

      "POINT OF VIEW!"
      "Yes, like in porn."

    • @kingetl59
      @kingetl59 2 місяці тому +1

      THIS got me so hard

    • @stickmangrit
      @stickmangrit 2 місяці тому

      @@Gorfinhofin "yeah, you're right, like in porn..."

    • @gavinjohnson2734
      @gavinjohnson2734 2 місяці тому +1

      ​@@GorfinhofinSURE, yes

  • @Foostini
    @Foostini 2 місяці тому +11

    Wait until Woolie hears about what's happening with the word "demure"

  • @silverroddo1468
    @silverroddo1468 2 місяці тому +181

    “Ah, so you think Slop is your ally?”
    “Would” and the “-ie”, in Reggie, meshed enough that it came out as Woolie.
    Woolie Versus, on that 200k creep!

  • @Rio..o7..
    @Rio..o7.. 2 місяці тому +80

    39:58 the best part about that episode is that they're on a mission and when Cyborg mentions they gotta tell Robin, Starfire asks him not to, as to not disrupt the mission and Cyborg's responds "He'd want to know now."

  • @hilotakenaka
    @hilotakenaka 2 місяці тому +70

    31:35 the funny thing is: Uno WASN’T on everyone’s console. The arcade game that came with your 360 was RANDOM. So some people got uno, whilst other people didn’t

    • @brianbonn5733
      @brianbonn5733 2 місяці тому +2

      I could be totally wrong, but could it have come with the Xbox 360: Arcade edition console? I believe it came with less memory and more random "arcade games" preloaded.

    • @chuyaka
      @chuyaka 2 місяці тому +17

      The only game I had installed on my 360 was Hexic HD. No Uno for me

    • @kricku
      @kricku 2 місяці тому +3

      @@chuyaka I had Hexic HD! Oh god I remember!

  • @alexandernelson3703
    @alexandernelson3703 2 місяці тому +156

    21:36 A bit of context: the toy in this video came out ~last year~. This is not a "you're mom bought it for you as a kid" toy, this is a "you buy it for YOURSELF today because you're a grown ass man with hundreds of dollars of disposable income to spend on your hobbies" toy.

  • @JMenitta
    @JMenitta 2 місяці тому +211

    YOU HAD UNO, REGGIE

    • @AsleepAura
      @AsleepAura 2 місяці тому +18

      I can't believe "I could have been playing uno?!" came out of a persons mouth

    • @Rivalinfantry
      @Rivalinfantry 2 місяці тому +4

      @@AsleepAurahe definitely paid for it on ps4

    • @dude10067
      @dude10067 2 місяці тому +1

      Nah he got the oldest xbox known to man

  • @djdexcat
    @djdexcat 2 місяці тому +108

    "Hey, did you see that in the comments?"
    "What, Gianni showing up?"
    "No, _this"_
    _grabs bottle_ *CERVEZA CRISTAL*

  • @felipeaguena5289
    @felipeaguena5289 2 місяці тому +5

    Omg that "I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream" clip got me so f*cking good, jesus christ 😂😂😂😂

  • @heartlesshealer
    @heartlesshealer 2 місяці тому +48

    The Cerveza Cristal setup... beautiful

    • @Dracobyte
      @Dracobyte Місяць тому

      Cerveza cristallll!

  • @bazzjedimaster
    @bazzjedimaster 2 місяці тому +21

    Props to Wools for showing the original chilean footage of the cerveza crystal with the actual latam dub instead of the english footage in between.

  • @Rick586
    @Rick586 2 місяці тому +26

    The "I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream" bit hurt my soul.

  • @Memanruler
    @Memanruler 2 місяці тому +13

    Man, I do appreciate that back in the day Halo and Gears were trying to tell stories about people in war. Like in a lot of ways CoD and games of it's ilk have kinda lost the ball and are just trying to keep the multiplayer ball rolling, Microsoft too with Halo's corpse, but back in the day I was always struck as a kid how much material in Halo was devoted to, "This whole part of the galaxy is at war and we are just trying to keep them from finding Earth at this point that's how dire things are."

  • @CosetteTape
    @CosetteTape 2 місяці тому +97

    Man as an old-school Tumblr user ive died to the Lamborghini in the Hollywood Hills video dozens of times, it really goes to show how much cultural context changes humor.

    • @blackpariah
      @blackpariah 2 місяці тому

      Apparently there's a couple versions of that video because the one they watched was kinda bleh. The "hereinmygarage.wmv" version is the one that never fails to crack me up.

    • @periapsis413
      @periapsis413 2 місяці тому +8

      Yeah part of what was so funny about it was because that dude was appearing in everyone's youtube ads at the time iirc

    • @TAMAMO-VIRUS
      @TAMAMO-VIRUS 2 місяці тому

      @@periapsis413 That ad was the major reason I ended up getting an adblock. Well that and getting the same ad multiple times in a row on Crunchyroll. I have YT premium now, but I still have nightmares of seeing that ad.

  • @coffeeNiK
    @coffeeNiK 2 місяці тому +17

    Oh my god. That Tiktok AM fucking took me out the exact way and time it took out woolie. Lmaooo
    Jesus. MAX DAMAGE

  • @fraserking4747
    @fraserking4747 2 місяці тому +45

    “Ooooh, majestic! Slop is slop even in a dream!”

    • @Amodelsino
      @Amodelsino 2 місяці тому +2

      "No matter how tender, how exquisite. Slop will remain slop!"

  • @psychomammoth9640
    @psychomammoth9640 2 місяці тому +12

    41:26 when the dm is playing a deity on call to a cleric who’s really pushing it.

  • @TheHaloAdventureShow
    @TheHaloAdventureShow 2 місяці тому +35

    "I no longer dream, but I was once a Super beast, too. There's nothing more horrific than a Slopfest. In case you've failed to realize...The things you react, they're not quality. They're memes"

  • @trashman1605
    @trashman1605 2 місяці тому +34

    50:50 Red Shepard moment number 893

  • @10kRats
    @10kRats 2 місяці тому +100

    MAY SLOPPERS TAKE THE WORLD

  • @DarthLego46
    @DarthLego46 2 місяці тому +72

    Theory: Woolie refers to himself in the 3rd person in his head.

    • @azabache6058
      @azabache6058 2 місяці тому +6

      Incredibly cringe but I believe it

    • @LieseFury
      @LieseFury 2 місяці тому +8

      that was my immediate thought too. like, that's the only way his explanation of point A gets to point B.

    • @ajver19
      @ajver19 2 місяці тому +11

      "Woolie will remember this."

    • @chellejohnson9789
      @chellejohnson9789 2 місяці тому +2

      Wouldn't you if you had a name like that?

    • @FlentOrbix1138
      @FlentOrbix1138 2 місяці тому +4

      POV: You Are Woolie

  • @TheChatterbox1991
    @TheChatterbox1991 2 місяці тому +28

    Wasn't expecting my Slop question to actually make it into the video 👍Cool stuff and thank you!

  • @Zuzecha
    @Zuzecha 2 місяці тому +3

    PURE, CONCENTRATED, WE SCRAPED THE ENTIRE PIECE FOR THIS NUGGET [5]

  • @thesyndrome43
    @thesyndrome43 2 місяці тому +3

    The Uno reverse skip section was amazing, I was actually crying from laughter

  • @duneblythe
    @duneblythe 2 місяці тому +5

    That POV speech is the most grandpa I've seen him get in a while

  • @Jhylla81
    @Jhylla81 2 місяці тому +9

    For those who don't know, Diaclone was one of the toylines used to make G1 Transformers. Hell, at 23:50 you see the toys used to make Fortress Maximus and Metroplex

  • @masterxl97
    @masterxl97 2 місяці тому +5

    “Slop? They look like Slop to you?”

  • @thelegalsystem
    @thelegalsystem 2 місяці тому +12

    Woolie not giving the name of the segment much thought is perfect for this whole bit

  • @5headedragon
    @5headedragon 2 місяці тому +79

    I know you kids like it extra sloppy!
    - Woolie

  • @MicronOnline
    @MicronOnline 2 місяці тому +13

    I love how woolie goes "Its not worth it" at 51:00 and then shows how much he is filled with hate

  • @NeedMoreKimchi
    @NeedMoreKimchi 2 місяці тому +2

    Took me like a whole day to remember where that musical edit at 34:31 came from. That's taken from "The Epic of Gilgamesh in Sumerian" by Peter Pringle, in case anybody else was scratching their head wondering why that sounded so familiar.

  • @Wineclaw
    @Wineclaw 2 місяці тому +23

    "SLOP THE PLANET!" - Sloppers (1995)

  • @MNeely
    @MNeely 2 місяці тому +9

    I love Reggie learning that he had Uno

  • @pedrox20000
    @pedrox20000 2 місяці тому +7

    Woolie hired a doppler for the slopstreams, thats why he called Reggie Woolie

  • @BigPaja
    @BigPaja 2 місяці тому +4

    We are born of the slop, made men by the slop, undone by the slop. Our eyes are yet to open. Fear the Old Slop.

  • @IstasPumaNevada
    @IstasPumaNevada 2 місяці тому +5

    "What would meme slop taste like?"
    3-week-stale pizza rolls sitting in a puddle of vape juice.

  • @scorpion12590
    @scorpion12590 2 місяці тому +1

    God the face reggie makes when learning about uno

  • @Bizarrejoe
    @Bizarrejoe 2 місяці тому +2

    the production value on those "dragon ball in 5 minutes" has really gone up

  • @UCannotDefeatMyShmeat
    @UCannotDefeatMyShmeat 2 місяці тому +22

    31:26 I did NOT have uno, Ive dejectedly looked through my games list enough to know

    • @Ryans_tryin
      @Ryans_tryin 2 місяці тому +3

      You are STILL wrong, all these years later

    • @Zonk420
      @Zonk420 2 місяці тому +3

      I didnt either i think i only had bejeweled

    • @Ryans_tryin
      @Ryans_tryin 2 місяці тому +3

      Ya'll we are NOT doing this

    • @plumbagdefinitiveedition.753
      @plumbagdefinitiveedition.753 2 місяці тому +3

      Well MY Xbox 360 came with that shitty Disney Parks Kinect game and NOT Uno, so there. :]

  • @UCannotDefeatMyShmeat
    @UCannotDefeatMyShmeat 2 місяці тому +16

    When the original slop has remained untouched, forgotten

  • @nukeninmgt1504
    @nukeninmgt1504 2 місяці тому +7

    Following six months of intensive training, my body's slop has returned.

  • @BTM8109
    @BTM8109 2 місяці тому +8

    Woolie got canisters of slop in storage like Shredder

  • @OGR-4394
    @OGR-4394 2 місяці тому +6

    1:15 even freud would've been like "bro......"

  • @ShotgunGabe
    @ShotgunGabe 2 місяці тому +2

    I cant believe we have a sequel for the "I HAVE UNO" classic. now we need that animated with your favorite FGC characters

  • @Bulldozer4000
    @Bulldozer4000 2 місяці тому +11

    "Are you familiar with the modern usage of POV?"
    "Modern?"
    "Yes."
    "...Like in porn?"
    Never change Reggie

  • @TheFanofmanythings1
    @TheFanofmanythings1 2 місяці тому +2

    Reggie being the living version of the UNO meme, had me dying

  • @JawadBhuiyan
    @JawadBhuiyan 2 місяці тому +5

    Hall of the mountain king!
    I finally know the name of the song! Thanks Woolie 👍

  • @MoonSea-w2d
    @MoonSea-w2d 2 місяці тому +2

    2:07 Woolie’s tattoo looking good! Hope to see the full thing when it’s healed.

  • @DarthEnderX
    @DarthEnderX 2 місяці тому +10

    Now that Woolie has finished Yakuka 0, someone please recommend the video:
    "Yakuza 0 is a very serious game"

  • @MPLoura
    @MPLoura 2 місяці тому +4

    Knowing that Super takes place before Uub is just such a weird revelation.

  • @UltimaKeyMaster
    @UltimaKeyMaster 2 місяці тому +4

    It's okay, Woolie. I got got just as hard on that Tiktok TTS, I assumed it was the normal speech too. I groaned so damn loud.

  • @oleub23
    @oleub23 2 місяці тому +4

    chewin on the slop for 6 hours like a steak from cracker barrel

  • @theotherjared9824
    @theotherjared9824 2 місяці тому +9

    53:03 fgc player watches in shock and awe at just how complicated pressing a single button in smash can be.

  • @jlsaproductions
    @jlsaproductions 2 місяці тому +7

    fun fact they're just now talking about uub in super after broly 💀💀💀💀

  • @exodosthesoulbanish
    @exodosthesoulbanish 2 місяці тому +14

    In the dragonball super manga, we have a goat man that vores things, with his mouth.

    • @gregstinkston7634
      @gregstinkston7634 2 місяці тому +12

      Better than the other kinds of vore he could get up to

  • @santino7470
    @santino7470 2 місяці тому +30

    Slamming it down sloppy style with this one.

  • @idnyftw
    @idnyftw 2 місяці тому +2

    I dunno, the AM with the TTS voice thing kinda does sound more "realistic" like this is exactly what a malicious AI would choose to torture the last 5 humans on Earth

  • @phantomblot6072
    @phantomblot6072 2 місяці тому +9

    I've been a slop-starved beast lately.

  • @Glux247
    @Glux247 2 місяці тому +2

    17:34 - Woolie either sandbagged or didnt realize that Reggie for the actual first time is realizing that Uub is Buu spelled backwards...

  • @duneblythe
    @duneblythe 2 місяці тому +1

    That uno bit actually got me

  • @HomerGunther
    @HomerGunther 2 місяці тому +3

    Oh damn, i somehow haven't ever seen Melee Moments till now, got that same kinda juice that AsumSaus has
    gotta go watch their stuff after this

  • @brunomunhoz1230
    @brunomunhoz1230 2 місяці тому +1

    Reggie genuinely not realizing he had Uno all along just killed me

  • @adamvegas5951
    @adamvegas5951 2 місяці тому +2

    30:18 that uno moment. Also I didn’t have uno on my Xbox I had the game with the hexagons that was like a differently formatted bejeweled

    • @EpslionBear
      @EpslionBear 2 місяці тому +1

      Hexen or Hexus or something like that
      I think it was a regional thing, I know I got the hex game too, no uno, but then again I didn't have Xbox live to check at the time

  • @-THE_META
    @-THE_META 2 місяці тому +5

    Reggie: I have Uno?
    Woolie: You have Uno!
    Also, Cerveza Cristal made my day never heard of it before.

    • @catharticgemini
      @catharticgemini 2 місяці тому +2

      A chilean classic and it was sick seeing the trend on twitter where folks did their own edits of the commercial!

  • @ChillaxingJay
    @ChillaxingJay 2 місяці тому +1

    4:08 I'm honestly surprised Woolie didn't think that hard about "slop" in a pig's trough. I always thought that was kinda his intention with the whole "Slopstream" bit to begin with

  • @theotherjared9824
    @theotherjared9824 2 місяці тому +30

    Dragon Ball Super was an elaborate excuse to redo Pan and you can't convince me otherwise.

  • @Biodeamon
    @Biodeamon 2 місяці тому +2

    POV: woolie is astral projecting

  • @cowboydandank
    @cowboydandank 2 місяці тому +2

    39:44 CYBORG: "Of course I do. I'm part robot."
    STARFIRE: "And also you are the black."
    CYBORG: "Star--"

  • @OgieSifter
    @OgieSifter 2 місяці тому +2

    Old slop is just the putrescence from the shadow realm, cultures so long lost that their burial rites are long forgotten, their leftover dead now congeal.
    52:27 also, straight up im pretty sure the pov is that you're an ethereal observer watching a scene relevant to the context of the text

  • @IstasPumaNevada
    @IstasPumaNevada 2 місяці тому +1

    "In the Hall of the Mountain Swing" on UA-cam by jasperiscool is, what if mountain king, but 6/8 big band jazz, and it is excellent.

  • @Hide_Me
    @Hide_Me 2 місяці тому +3

    It's been over _half a year_ since the last Slop Stream.

  • @WIImotionmasher
    @WIImotionmasher 2 місяці тому +1

    Just imagining some fan that watched this and went "Whoops, I haven't been subscribed this whole time" and subscribes to the main channel, tipping it over 200K and sending a cascade of riches and success to the channel

  • @tacochu9923
    @tacochu9923 2 місяці тому +1

    Reggie, with the grief of a 90 year old widow: I had Uno? 😧

  • @xyanide1986
    @xyanide1986 2 місяці тому +1

    44:55 regarding the discs taken out of games. As far as I'm aware they've been doing that forever here in Europe. I think with VHS and music as well as a theft prevention thing.

  • @Ike_of_pyke
    @Ike_of_pyke 2 місяці тому +3

    You had UNO

  • @sandenson
    @sandenson 2 місяці тому

    57:57 Yooo that's Thunderbirds by The Fearless Flyers on the background! Great song, from a great record, from a great band.

  • @FalteredGreed
    @FalteredGreed 2 місяці тому +5

    Unironically I didn’t have uno I had hexic 3D

  • @Biodeamon
    @Biodeamon 2 місяці тому +1

    that deer story thing was some american pyscho interview level shit
    but the GameStop one made me feel booth happy and sad at the same time. Better days...

  • @scantrontheimmortal
    @scantrontheimmortal 2 місяці тому +1

    "Welcome to SlopaMania Brother!!! Whatcha gonna do when SlopaMania Destroys You?!?"

  • @gordon13344
    @gordon13344 2 місяці тому +3

    YOU HAD UNO!

  • @Amialythis
    @Amialythis 2 місяці тому +2

    I too have called someone else by my own name

  • @Drawersama
    @Drawersama 2 місяці тому +7

    Reggie, play UNO with Pat.

  • @AeonCalcos95
    @AeonCalcos95 2 місяці тому +3

    What was your favorite part of the stream?
    Mine was Woolie angrily shaking his fist at clouds for about 3 and a half minutes

  • @MarilynMalkovich
    @MarilynMalkovich 2 місяці тому +2

    The hater in me adores every clip that has woolie going 🗿

  • @riastradh
    @riastradh 2 місяці тому

    Woolie should’ve shown the radio broadcast AM speech, it’s peak

  • @peterwhite6415
    @peterwhite6415 2 місяці тому +9

    48:02 - this speech in the game is great, but the radio drama actually hits harder cause AM isnt the normal all powerfull machine... he isnt HAL or Skynet who are cold brutal logic, he is Psychotic, Resentfull and Despises Humanity to the point that Hate inst enough to describe how he feels, while being nearly all powerfull and nearly omnicient... wich is both really horrifying and depressing when you consider how fucked his existance is.

    • @UltimaKeyMaster
      @UltimaKeyMaster 2 місяці тому +4

      The terrifying thing is AM is the most human out of all of these beings. He's purely fueled *by* human emotion, he knows damn well when his simulations fuck up instead of making excuses or pretends it was all part of the plan. And he's in such a constant unending state of hate-filled panic, trying to imagine what that must be like is frighteningly impossible.

  • @ArcRay20
    @ArcRay20 2 місяці тому +2

    saying what was a scam virus and a glorified help menu in a program "the first vtubers"
    is a really strange joke that doesnt land. mostly because the better and ACCURATE joke
    is the Wizard of Oz. "do not look upon the man behind the curtain" who is using a
    giant green spooky face as an avatar to speak to people, while the real guy
    behind it is very normal looking and polite. truly the first vtuber🤣

  • @Shuffle-Major-Arcana
    @Shuffle-Major-Arcana 2 місяці тому +1

    The slop must flow.

  • @Briesuke
    @Briesuke 2 місяці тому

    Woolie and Reggie looking kinda fine with the grey 😮‍💨

  • @melman
    @melman 2 місяці тому

    Oh boy, time to roll around in the slop again.

  • @HumanoidCableDreads
    @HumanoidCableDreads 2 місяці тому +8

    GET SLOPPY

  • @JTSPodcast
    @JTSPodcast 2 місяці тому

    That halo reach trailer hit me right in the feels. That was so long ago

  • @hosvet_animation
    @hosvet_animation 2 місяці тому +1

    Four Star Bento is concluding their Dragonball GT watch and discussion series next week. If anyone wants to see what the fuck is up with GT, that's a good place to find out.

  • @sdbzfan1
    @sdbzfan1 2 місяці тому +9

    it actually does make sense for super to take place before the end of Z, Z was supposed to end period at the Uub stuff, hense why most people consider GT not canon while Super is, but more than that there's a line form Bulma that makes it make sense, she says the last time she saw Goku was 5 years ago, but Uub is 10 at the end of Z meaning they had to have met up again in the time skip which makes sense since that would be Battle of Gods right before Pan is born

  • @xyanide1986
    @xyanide1986 2 місяці тому

    I got really curious about that Diaclone stuff and yeah the more elaborate ones are over $300.

  • @Vanity0666
    @Vanity0666 2 місяці тому

    Oh boy, more slop!