Top 100 Quick Burns Compilation - Steve Hofstetter

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  • @stevehofstetter
    @stevehofstetter  3 роки тому +32

    If you like this, and want to see my videos before they’re made public, please consider supporting my Patreon. www.Patreon.com/SteveHofstetter

  • @AzaleaJane
    @AzaleaJane 3 роки тому +137

    Just wanna say I really appreciate the built-in subtitles to all your videos.

    • @judethaddeus9856
      @judethaddeus9856 2 роки тому +10

      Same! Even if I can hear everything clearly for some reason I just like subtitles

    • @DVine13
      @DVine13 Рік тому +6

      Yes a lot of comedians should take note.

    • @r0ckmom
      @r0ckmom 6 місяців тому

      @@judethaddeus9856Even if it’s technically clearly audible, a lot of people have audio processing issues too! Plus deaf people who don’t fully trust auto captions on UA-cam to be fully accurate. All around it’s just super helpful

    • @yippieskippy2971
      @yippieskippy2971 4 місяці тому +1

      Samsies. It really embellishes the production.

    • @ShyyGaladriel
      @ShyyGaladriel 3 місяці тому +2

      I was just about to comment this. I appreciate it so much.

  • @roguem5
    @roguem5 Рік тому +5

    I still love how when he's telling the woman off at Bar IX, he raises his middle finger on his grip on the mic with "first of all".

  • @Pstar420
    @Pstar420 3 роки тому +32

    That middle finger when your talking to the lady about pizza and babies had me dead

  • @haze4894
    @haze4894 3 роки тому +28

    Just randomly stumbled upon your videos on Facebook. Gotta say, fucking hilarious. I don't want to feed into the narrative that all you do is shut down hecklers, but damned if you don't do a great job it. Very quick-witted, amazing sense of humor. Love the "I will take on any challenger, any time!" attitude. Hope to see you live one day.

  • @JuanitaHarrisMissHarrisinParis
    @JuanitaHarrisMissHarrisinParis 3 роки тому +16

    I’ve heard 98% of these before and I still love ‘em!

    • @notsure1969
      @notsure1969 2 роки тому

      Me too.

    • @StandWatie1862
      @StandWatie1862 Рік тому

      Well that's because you're special needs and think this ginger and his staged hecklers are legit

  • @cultofweirdnessable
    @cultofweirdnessable 3 роки тому +70

    I have a ticket to see you next month, I can't wait to get high as hell and then shut up for 3 hours and buy your merch at the end. Love your book!

    • @ellieahearn6497
      @ellieahearn6497 3 роки тому +3

      How was it?

    • @cultofweirdnessable
      @cultofweirdnessable 3 роки тому +7

      @@ellieahearn6497 one of the best stand up performances I've seen, up there with Jo Koy

    • @ellieahearn6497
      @ellieahearn6497 3 роки тому

      @@cultofweirdnessable nice.

    • @bassjammincaleb
      @bassjammincaleb 3 роки тому +1

      I hope to be able to enjoy one of his shows… I miss live events and concerts.. until he comes close to my hometown I’ll just have to get my fix here

  • @lilyhyde95
    @lilyhyde95 3 роки тому +25

    The best compilation on UA-cam, I’ve been waiting

  • @poledra73
    @poledra73 11 місяців тому +1

    I love how Steve takes a drink after the strongest burns 😂😂😂😂

  • @nnn43
    @nnn43 3 роки тому +27

    Man I am addicted to these. Each and everyone of these is absolutely shocking and hilarious🤣🤣🤣🤣 These and Karen videos are just delicious.

    • @ryanaustin4836
      @ryanaustin4836 3 роки тому +1

      Steve is a comedian FOR Karen’s.
      People who have their response ready before hearing the set up.
      Karen

  • @aknative007
    @aknative007 Рік тому +2

    😅 when you said the Alexa joke my Alexa couldn’t find naked lady’s 😂

  • @kingwolfey2075
    @kingwolfey2075 3 роки тому +8

    About time Steve, about time. Thank you.

  • @javierguzmanGT
    @javierguzmanGT 3 роки тому +9

    Thank you so much for the entire compilation. It rules!

  • @frenchgoldenboyfan
    @frenchgoldenboyfan 3 роки тому +9

    Love and support from France..

  • @traceykripp6282
    @traceykripp6282 3 роки тому +1

    I am from the 80s comedy scene in Boston. You are fabulous.

  • @lisacoatney6795
    @lisacoatney6795 3 роки тому +6

    I love how your flipping off the lady about the parent pizza joke. Who else noticed?

  • @_wayneman_
    @_wayneman_ 3 роки тому +33

    "You guys are the absolute opposite of America because your smart people live in the South." Way to piss off half a continent - gotta love it.

  • @bazcuda
    @bazcuda 3 роки тому +11

    Steve: "Hold on, I got this..."
    😂

  • @notsure1969
    @notsure1969 2 роки тому +4

    "You don't know anything about kids so what the hell do you know about pizza?" That's so dumb it actually hurt to type it out.

  • @Matthew-xf1bw
    @Matthew-xf1bw 2 роки тому +1

    Idk what it is, but the last part with the douche, always gets me lol

  • @KptnHaddock_
    @KptnHaddock_ 3 роки тому +33

    The most heckled man in comedy it seems

    • @hareeballsack7379
      @hareeballsack7379 3 роки тому +2

      He wants to be so smart so bad.

    • @edwardfletcher7790
      @edwardfletcher7790 3 роки тому +6

      No, just the hardest working man in comedy.
      Who else does hundreds of shows a year AND uploads to UA-cam ?

    • @MW-hz9kb
      @MW-hz9kb 3 роки тому

      when the material isn't funny, the only thing propping his channel up are these "burn" vids

    • @sailirish7
      @sailirish7 3 роки тому +1

      *The most hackled man

    • @frankjohnson150
      @frankjohnson150 Рік тому +2

      @@hareeballsack7379don’t share what you say to yourself in the mirror each day. It’s even more creepy that you refer to yourself in the third person.

  • @karmenwest
    @karmenwest 11 місяців тому

    I have NOT been able to stop watching these videos! Lol, I love it, been laughing for days! Keep em coming!

  • @heatherblisard2984
    @heatherblisard2984 3 роки тому +9

    Dude laughing around 19:05 is the best!!!

    • @g1sunstreaker584
      @g1sunstreaker584 3 роки тому +1

      He had me cracking up before Steve even put out the whole burn 😂

  • @eyewonder6448
    @eyewonder6448 3 роки тому +3

    No matter how you feel about him, Steve hofsetter is a is a serious comedian....
    Either that or a carnival Barker at a dunk tank....
    But definitely entertaining....

  • @Jay-iy2og
    @Jay-iy2og 3 роки тому +4

    Why have I only discovered this guy like 2 weeks ago! Fucking love this guy, soon has my kids n bloke in bed it's time for Steve hoffstetter. Laugh the days stress off 😂😊

    • @aidenlav
      @aidenlav 3 роки тому +1

      hell yeah mate

  • @BubblyShip
    @BubblyShip 3 роки тому +6

    An inspiration

  • @foolsraven6924
    @foolsraven6924 2 роки тому +2

    Not me panicking while watching this video, on my tv, when Steve yells out “Alexa show me naked ladies!”

  • @jebwatersheep3458
    @jebwatersheep3458 3 роки тому +5

    “She wants a second follower” I’m gonna cry holy fuck.

  • @salvadorkda5758
    @salvadorkda5758 3 роки тому +2

    Eyh I just discover you and I was thinking on the recommendation to put subtitles because, well, sometimes is hard to me to understand the talk (English is not my native language) and I find you already do on the last videos , thank you !
    Greetings from Spain , I have some serious laughs with you

  • @RueBee778
    @RueBee778 Місяць тому

    That last one though😂😂I was already cracking up but dear goodness people never learn

  • @sagebrush4613
    @sagebrush4613 3 роки тому

    Thanks for all the laughs Steve!! You tickle my funny bone !!

  • @optykcreations4920
    @optykcreations4920 3 роки тому +3

    Every video is funny. I especially love the conservative meltdown messages you receive.

  • @eldridgefelder3427
    @eldridgefelder3427 3 роки тому +9

    Absolutely hilarious. I hope to see this guy live one day when the pandemic is over.

    • @AJ-jm3fv
      @AJ-jm3fv 3 роки тому +1

      i really read that with live as a verb and i was like
      that’s so threatening
      “i hope he lives too???”

    • @ryanaustin4836
      @ryanaustin4836 3 роки тому

      Which part was hilarious?
      I must have missed it

    • @skeletoncig
      @skeletoncig 3 роки тому

      @@ryanaustin4836 why are you in his comments?

    • @ryanaustin4836
      @ryanaustin4836 3 роки тому

      @@skeletoncig to point out he isn’t funny.
      Case in point, Our friend above couldnt provide one example.

    • @sealogic4552
      @sealogic4552 Рік тому

      @@ryanaustin4836very normal to leave almost 200 comments on the UA-cam page of a comic you don’t like

  • @lisaroan1212
    @lisaroan1212 Рік тому +2

    Hey Steve, out of curiosity, were you deliberately flipping the woman who was tasking you about the kids v. pizza bit or was it a self conscious gesture?

  • @Rebar77_real
    @Rebar77_real Рік тому

    That last one was epic! 🤣

  • @r0ckmom
    @r0ckmom 6 місяців тому +1

    I think about “…Dude fucked up” at least twice daily

  • @jaredporikos2197
    @jaredporikos2197 3 роки тому +4

    LOL Steve these are hilarious ! X"D

  • @timothydonfryii3911
    @timothydonfryii3911 3 роки тому

    Will be at your Wichita Kansas one coming this month

  • @prestokrevlar
    @prestokrevlar 3 роки тому +1

    The video triggered my Siri at 30:24 once, but I played it through again and it didn't.

  • @bupdragon4694
    @bupdragon4694 3 роки тому +7

    To be fair, Im gay, ex-mlitary, ginger, and had a wife at one point

  • @bupdragon4694
    @bupdragon4694 3 роки тому +9

    Omg the ad i had to watch this video was literally for butt deodorant. Lol. America is so scared of bidets they resort to rubbing chemicals on their ass

    • @co-jt6gd
      @co-jt6gd 8 місяців тому

      I’m not scared of bidets…and why is butt deodorant even a thing?

  • @vixsort4965
    @vixsort4965 3 роки тому

    Yo man I can't wait till you come to perform in Tampa I'm hoping I can come see one of your shows while your down here!

  • @ranwolf76
    @ranwolf76 3 роки тому +12

    "What are you doing later?" came up twice.

  • @thebrickshooter5974
    @thebrickshooter5974 3 роки тому +2

    I've been watching you for a few years now, and just realized, for some reason, I wasn't subscribed. No idea how, because am quite sure I was.

  • @judethaddeus9856
    @judethaddeus9856 2 роки тому

    Am I the only one who’s Siri was activated when he said « hey Siri »? Lol

  • @Lorrdd
    @Lorrdd 2 роки тому

    You fucking nailed Vancouver, jesus.

  • @raxin9320
    @raxin9320 3 роки тому

    Well, thanks to this my tablet actually pulled up your search. "Alexa show me naked ladies". My fault for having it too close to my PC.

  • @kenburnmy
    @kenburnmy 3 роки тому +1

    Wish I can have a great comebacks like you lol so I can troll trumpsters.

    • @daBEAGLE1017
      @daBEAGLE1017 3 роки тому +1

      You dont have a brain to think for yourself?
      Be passionate about something and the "comebacks" will be easy.

    • @ryanaustin4836
      @ryanaustin4836 3 роки тому +1

      He doesn’t have great ones though.
      You guys are equally talented in that respect. Steve just lies about it, while at least you admit it

  • @terrellknight8139
    @terrellknight8139 3 роки тому

    YOU ACTIVATED MY ALEXA XD!!!

  • @Dr.Kryptanical
    @Dr.Kryptanical 3 роки тому

    Oh the brutality!
    I love it!

  • @j3pelfrey
    @j3pelfrey 2 роки тому +1

    I'm single but not that single...........................DAMN SON

  • @mikerocks3704
    @mikerocks3704 3 роки тому

    I'd LOVE to watch you on 60 Days in!! You'd have ALOT to tell the $heriff!! Lol

  • @The503Mac
    @The503Mac 3 роки тому +1

    For the record. One main reason dogs eat their own poop when they are lacking certain nutrients in their diets, and unfortunately dogs poop is full of nutrients. There's also, in some cases, dogs that just don't like their messes, so they "clean up". But in reality it may be gross and what not, but the dogs are doing it for a reason.

    • @alexmarkadonis7179
      @alexmarkadonis7179 2 роки тому +1

      I cannot wait until this catches on as the next health craze with the people who use their urine in drinks, body washes, shampoos, and eyedrops. I would love to see stupid people eat dog shit while knowing it is dog shit. I only know one person (6 years old at the time) who ate dog shit in front of me, but he thought it was a chocolate bar he dropped not too far from where his dog dropped a log.

  • @ehern10181990
    @ehern10181990 3 роки тому +2

    Back in the day, the Germans kinda went a lot of places. They took a few of us hostage, and gave us a bunch of names we didn't fuckin want.
    Classic. Lol

  • @loneranger7831
    @loneranger7831 Рік тому

    He 100% accidentally set off some people's Alexa's

  • @SandrA-hr5zk
    @SandrA-hr5zk 3 роки тому

    At 24:10 -- That's a cookie (biscuit) in Australia. Tim Minchin uses it in his song Prejudice.
    "Yeah I like to ask the ladies round for ginger beer
    And soon they're running their fingers through my ginger beard
    And dunking my ginger nuts into their ginger tea
    And asking if they can call me ginge
    And I say, "I don't think that's appropriate!"

  • @jordanhunter3375
    @jordanhunter3375 2 місяці тому

    Steve, you said this was a compilation of 100 quick wit burns.
    Why are you showing us a documentary of a hospital burn ward?

  • @rawkfistgaming
    @rawkfistgaming 2 роки тому

    Ruin a date in four words, "I'm from South Dakota".
    More accurate words have never been spoken, lmfao... I need to get out of this damn state.

  • @sandraswannell4170
    @sandraswannell4170 3 роки тому +1

    I’m a redhead and have worn all the insults but the top of the list was at high school when the boys all called me period head. They thought they were hilarious? Poor boys I don’t think any of them got a decent job.

    • @SandrA-hr5zk
      @SandrA-hr5zk 3 роки тому +1

      You should check out Tim Minchin - Prejudice.
      "Yeah, you can call us bozo or fire truck
      You can even call us carrot top or blood nut
      Yeah, you can call us match stick or tampon..."

    • @sandraswannell4170
      @sandraswannell4170 3 роки тому +1

      Oh I love I love all things Tim Minchin. 😁

  • @anupamsircar111
    @anupamsircar111 3 роки тому

    Intelligence flood!!!

  • @notacarguyvroomvroom
    @notacarguyvroomvroom 3 роки тому +4

    Why do people think heckling a comedian is a good idea 😂

  • @mathewalbrecht3952
    @mathewalbrecht3952 3 роки тому

    Hahaha 😂😂✌️

  • @CommonCent
    @CommonCent 3 роки тому +2

    Why do some of these repeat? 🤔

    • @bayoubilly5176
      @bayoubilly5176 3 роки тому

      Honest answer... Not the easiest to edit 100 jokes. I find it in a lot gaming streams as well(and other standups)

    • @ryanaustin4836
      @ryanaustin4836 3 роки тому

      Because he’s actually not remotely original

  • @rova1637
    @rova1637 3 роки тому +2

    i dont get why people get angry when you have a different opinion on things like i support trump but i laughed at some of his jokes about trump and thats his opinion if he doesnt like him its his 1st amendment right

  • @mikeblalock4116
    @mikeblalock4116 2 роки тому

    Comment

  • @clr905
    @clr905 3 роки тому

    Always good to see insecure narcissism over a beer. Oh wait, I meant "anti-bullying".

  • @kaiserofkush
    @kaiserofkush 3 роки тому

    first

  • @philipwheeler864
    @philipwheeler864 2 роки тому

    ("Magnificent Seven" remake - blade beats gun. Just sayin'.)

  • @charlesxmonkey5763
    @charlesxmonkey5763 3 роки тому +2

    The Trump joke was just cheap. Not a burn at all but more of a "I insulted Trump so laugh or ur racist". And ppl laughed.

    • @Ishbu101
      @Ishbu101 3 роки тому +2

      Dude, you have to just accept other people's opinions. A lot of people don't like him

    • @charlesxmonkey5763
      @charlesxmonkey5763 3 роки тому +1

      @@Ishbu101 I do accept em. I just pointed out the fact that the joke was cheap. Would've said the same about any other politician. There's not a single politician that's universally liked.

    • @Ishbu101
      @Ishbu101 3 роки тому +1

      @@charlesxmonkey5763 His political humor is pretty weak and vitriolic to be honest...he has a lot of anger issues.

    • @charlesxmonkey5763
      @charlesxmonkey5763 3 роки тому +1

      @@Ishbu101 I'd say it's non existant. He's just insults Trump, that's it. There's literally nothing else.

    • @ronniemason7827
      @ronniemason7827 Рік тому

      @@charlesxmonkey5763 there are so many clips in this video where he insults so many people, including people who paid to watch his show. Why do you think trump should be exempt from this list? Not really his responsibility to cater to your personal feelings

  • @DarrylNarbeMLM
    @DarrylNarbeMLM 3 роки тому +1

    I am a proud Trump supporter and I am intelligent..

  • @ryanaustin4836
    @ryanaustin4836 3 роки тому

    0 burns.
    What a hack

  • @maxtitus5053
    @maxtitus5053 3 роки тому

    Just farming this until the cow is dry. Fake hecklers heckling a fake
    comedian. The biggest con and honestly impressive, glad you made it work
    for so long Steven.

  • @chrismurray2592
    @chrismurray2592 3 роки тому +1

    I don't know how this guy gets shows to get heckled at in the first place. HE'S NOT FUNNY!

  • @clairemorris5048
    @clairemorris5048 3 роки тому

    To be fair.. ‘twas a bad joke about kids and pizza

  • @shanelewis617
    @shanelewis617 3 роки тому +3

    LOVE TRUMP!😎❤️🇺🇸🏁

    • @birkergud7359
      @birkergud7359 3 роки тому +14

      I shouldn't really judge on apperence, but your pfp screams "I am always happy unless a black person is driving the bus i'm in"

    • @Thalos_s
      @Thalos_s 3 роки тому +7

      @@birkergud7359 😂

    • @shanelewis617
      @shanelewis617 3 роки тому +2

      @@birkergud7359 you still ride the short bus!

    • @Ghost_man2319
      @Ghost_man2319 3 роки тому +1

      Bruh you’re making us look stupid come on man the short bus

    • @Ghost_man2319
      @Ghost_man2319 3 роки тому

      And yes I was a trump supporter 😂

  • @acurarl9929
    @acurarl9929 3 роки тому

    Been meaning to ask you. So how much do you like joe Biden over trump?? You’ve ripped on trump a lot in all your stuff but since Biden’s been in office I’d assume you’ve changed your feeling on trump. I assumed because I do believe your smart. We all make mistakes like voting for Biden while trashing trump. Now look at this country.

    • @co-jt6gd
      @co-jt6gd 10 місяців тому +1

      On the contrary, as recorded by such NGOs as the Global Peace Index; the Southern Poverty Law Center; the USDE; Freedom House and Amnesty International, as well as news and educational outlets like PBS; AP; NPR; Beau of the Fifth Column and scholarly articles from the likes of Harvard, UW, Augsburg, etc., it’s political polarization and a lack of respect, empathy, synergy, factuality, and meaningful communication that’s causing our problems, as well as inaction by government leaders on all sides and religious/political cult violence. In the years I’ve been alive, pretty much only Obama has made this country a better place; post-COVID PTSD and political stress also add to the equation, which only aggravates the negative feedback loop we’re experiencing right now.
      But I believe we can get better if we just work at it, try to communicate more often and more effectively and try to put ourselves in other’s shoes.
      So I’ll start doing that by asking this: what is it specifically about the USA that makes you hate it? And if you genuinely do hate it so much, have you considered moving to another country? If so, which one and why?

  • @hareeballsack7379
    @hareeballsack7379 3 роки тому

    Patrice o niel would be ashamed....this guy actually looked up sum heckler an got him arrested supposedly...what real comedian is so butt hurt that they look up on google the heckler...a jew.