I really enjoyed in that first clip that you acknowledged "hospital was a solid answer." Like, the person was rude, but even if they didn't have respect, you still respected them enough to admit that the answer they had given wasn't stupid, even if they said it at a stupid time. Also, you said a joke I submitted on SDSC was 'a good one' and now I want to be a comedian. So if I ever do, thank you Steve, in advance, for validating my funniness (even only slightly.)
And also. Random audience member: You've never had kids so you can't say shit! Steve: I've never flown a helicopter but if I saw one in a tree I'd know somebody fucked up.
Steve's rationale about football is probably the greatest "FU" regarding single people not knowing what its like to have children I've ever appreciated in my life.
Shit I raised two daughters by myself and I mean literally no family....and it about killed me....I'm guessingcwith 5 the noise level was off the charts everytime a spider walked in.
As someone who is single and without kids, but has worked with kids for over 20 years it is infuriation when someone says that I don't know anything about kids. While I may not know about parenting, I know more about child care/development than most parents. Your bits are spot on and very much appreciated. You should offer a call service, where someone can call you and hire you, to put someone in their place. They just put whoever is arguing on the phone with you and get verbally cut down to size. Kind of like "Cameo" but infinitely better!
As someone who's been both a childcare worker and a parent, childcare is a lot harder and I have mad respect for anybody who can do that and not totally lose their shit. There's a reason I'm not doing it anymore, dealing with 12-15 children of other people is really, REALLY hard and again, mad respect to people who can do that and do it well
Absolutely. Been working with kids almost 21 years and don't have any of my own but know just as much about them as anyone. People are just morons sometimes 🙄
Yeah seems like a parent who’s taking out their misery on their kid. Also what she said about her kid was way too cruel for anyone to even laugh at while at a comedy show. Some parents don’t deserve their kids.
You know how some people will have 4 or 5 kids before they are ready, and then the kids will gradually just stop talking to them when they get older, and the parents will be like, "How could they abandon me after I beat them and oppressed them with religion and had a nasty divorce because my spouse and I never learned to love each other except under the thin veil of Jesus?" and then the parents become husks of their former selves because they lived in a bubble for 27 years with no one calling them out on their shit?? .... Or is that just my Uncle?
As a non-parent who was also once a kid, I would love to see many, many more videos grilling entitled and ignorant parents who think that their drunken adventures in the dark and the unintended consequences make them special. Please!
I love this. It's such a subtle thing but I do see this quality in people. It's this whole I'm special because I'm a mommy or I'm special because I'm a Daddy but in reality you're not special just because you f***** and had a child. It doesn't make you special because lots of people have children. What makes you special is actually being someone who's capable of making the decision not to have children or not being defined by having children.
@@noprogressionisregression6854 "What makes you special is actually being someone who's capable of making the decision not to have children" Awww, thank you! I didn't expect to get complimented for getting my vasectomy in my early 30's like that.
Okay but that mother who brought up selling her daughter makes me so incredibly sad. It might just be because I know I was that child, but how could you hate your child so much to say those things? If you think your child is so shitty, it might just be your fault.
@mellymakesjam8965 Hey, I know this is two years old right now, and I hope you're doing alright, I know what it's like to have a crappy mom who'll blame her children for her misfortunes, and act like she's the victim Stay strong
@@chrissalem3747No child should be made to feel over and over throughout their childhood that they are not wanted by their parents, no matter how shitty the child.
Yeah...that lady sucks. She had twins then another baby before they were two. There's nothing worse than having more than one kid in diapers at once ...unless they still haven't potty trained her 🤔
Still amazed at how much that last lady walked right into every argument. The “so what” kills me every time. Re-watching a lot of Steve’s heckler clips is some amazing dramatic irony
Some parents act like only parents can experience children, everyone can hear your baby try to suffocate itself through screaming and there are staff of that store that have to clean up after that same child’s tantrum
Right?! In line at the supermarket my ears were splitting as a toddler screamed and two older kids whined and pestered their exhausted mom. The news magazines by the register had headlines about a woman who had killed her 3 children- my friend remarked at how shocking it was. I laughed, “I’m shocked it doesn’t happen all the time!”- with a pointed look at the toddler. The gasp from a horrified lady inspired everyone to glare at me in disgust. My friend was mortified but it still cracks me up to this day how a lady hissed” I hope you NEVER have children!” “ Me , TOO!” I agreed. Lmao.
Uncle here. Still not worth it. My nephew started bawling in the shower the other day when I was babysitting and I'm like, "Great, he's slipped and fell, got soap in his eye, etc." I rush in the bathroom, pull back the shower curtain to see my nephew standing there, water still running, he's still standing in front of the shower head spraying water on him... with a towel... Crying about how he can't dry off.... he's 8 years old, by the way. -_-
@@crucix1483 ...which makes you wonder, is this what your nephew does everytime in front of the shower? Every night that you're not there? Or was he deciding he's gonna just mess with the uncle since he's here tonight? Why did he choose Uncle Night to get confused like that?!?
That last heckle own is one of Steve's all time greats. I guarantee it's been an example at some point in a University course on being a comedian, and at a planned parenthood presentation.
Ok but that's a really good pitch. Teenager and grandma who's babysitting them have to save the world and be back before mom and dad get home. Potential for an awesome kid's movie
I was already laughing at the raccoon bit and it just kept getting better. By the time the “your right to choose whether to laugh or not” I was cracking up. 🤣
@@saritarms I've seen a few cases where the youngest kid of a big family is just a crazy spoiled brat because by the time the parents are raising THAT child, they're so beaten down and tired of arguing with kids, that they just let the youngest walk all over them and do whatever they want. I'm not saying that to diminish or take anything away from YOUR experience with your parents, I'm just saying that it goes both ways. It ALL comes back to the parents though. Don't have big families if you can't handle being compassionate with ALL of your children! Don't have a kid to "save" or "fix" a marriage. It's not fair to the kid.
02:14 I sometimes tell people _"Sigh... alright.. I just thought of a dumb joke, but once you think of it you have to tell it or it turns into a brain tumor. That's science"_
Omg Steve, you are the absolute best I've ever seen at handling hecklers. You just can't be shaken. Best example is that woman asking if you've ever had children and you shut her down.
As someone with two children, I agree with every one of his points! I did the same thing 7 other women were doing, that day. My kids are no more special, no better than other kids. My kids are not the smartest, or most beautiful. They are mine, and that’s what matters to me, but it doesn’t have to matter to anyone else!
Man I love you! I work in childcare and have no children of my own on purpose. I don't like most parents. I'm tired of their bullshit too. You said it right. I know about children even though I haven't made any. I've been around children. We can tell.
"Once you conceive of the joke, if you don't tell it, it's murder." - I'm sorry Steve, I'm going to have to Carlos Mencia the shit out of that one 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@6:19 I work at a pet store and we're doing a charity for the local children's hospital. I do get customers that say they don't want to donate to the kids, they want to donate to the animals.
My 2nd child, my daughter had some issues during teen years and got pregnant. She is 29 now and a good mom. 15 is not a good age to judge whether a person is viable to keep. I feel bad for that 15 year old. I love all my kids but I love the one who struggled more and never would have dreamed of just giving her away.
The accidental pizza joke fucking sent me because I actually did one day find dominos had delivered a pizza to my door thinking it was another apartment. Oh that shit was funny
The woman that wants to sell her daughter... I'm gonna imagine that the mother is dealing with a troubled teen and that teen desperately needs help and the mother is making things worse for that daughter which amplifies the daughter's issues. (Especially if bullied). But I would be like "do I need to call CPS?"
I think the person asking about men with vaginas was referring to trans men, cuz they can get pregnant. Still pretty irrelevant to your point since you are not a trans man, but still it's good to be aware that trans people exist
I really wish cis people would stop tokenizing trans folks for dumb arguments like that woman did... They otherwise don't give a f*ck about us, and when they do it's always about genitals 🙄 Personally I know more trans men who don't want constantly be reminded of their reproductive abilities or inabilities than who think that's great visibility. But most of my friends had a hysterectomy and none of them has given birth or ever had the wish to.
@@dakine1984 I get your point and I agree that trans people get tolkenized a lot, but at the same time when a guy is declaring to an audience definitively that men don't get pregnant... that might be a good time to remind people that sometimes they do. Especially when the guy seems visibly confused by the concept and the audience is laughing at the idea
@@osmium3691 yeah, but it rubs me the wrong way that she again made if about genitala asking what about men with vaginas instead of asking about trans men. People yelling stuff at a show expect it to be used as a starting point for a joke. I'm fairly certain he knows trans people exist but chooses to punch up, not down and thus ignore any comment that would lead down that rabbit hole.
@adam allport :no kid ever said i can put my things in that bag and carry it from room to room.. no every kid no matter where they from looks at the bag and thinks Spacehelmet..
Once in elementary school this kid shoved a paper clip into an outlet and electrocuted himself, he was nicknamed Sparky up until we graduated high school!! LMAOO
I am a parent of 2 adopted kids, and I found all of this hilarious, an that last one of "Have you ever played professional football.....then shut the fuck up(basically)" was the best. Why do people fuck with the person with the microphone?
*snicker* I feel like Steve sits around with friends, testing jokes, and figures out a comeback to absolutely anything anyone could possibly say to him. The best thing about him is that he's so damn quick. I think most people go to his shows HOPING someone tries to fuck with him, just so they can watch him come back, and tbh, I'd be disappointed if I went to one of his shows and this didn't happen. I'd love to see one of his shows. And I'd sit in the corner, absolutely silently, because I don't want to become one of his youtube videos. : D
Tangential, but segment 6 on adoption reminded me: My first wife and I are Caucasian. We adopted a Korean boy at four months. Soon afterward, we were at Costco, sitting, when a Korean-looking couple walked by with their Caucasian baby. We just looked at each other and wondered what the odds were.
I like how in the first place , during most of the interaction with the lady , he's holding his mic with the middle finger up .. just subliminally flipping her while she talks xD
I've always told my oldest daughter (she's 41 now) that if she had been born 1st, she'd be an only child. She knew I was kidding, but in reality, I wasn't. I love her with every fiber of my body, but OMFG, was she a PITA.
Indeed. But till, Steve going through the appropriate terminology "rescued v reclaimed" had me reverse-sip some of my beer through my nose laughing, LOL😂
I love the argument that becoming a parent means you know anything about kids, or that not having them means you don't. It's like saying that you're a colorectal surgeon because you took a shit once, or that you can't possibly be a fighter-jet maintenance tech if you don't have a personal F-22 in your home garage. On a further note, I think that "couple has trouble conceiving, adopts, subsequently becomes pregnant" thing is actually relatively common. I don't know if the phenomenon is fully understood yet, but it's definitely been noted.
That last one was awesome, just remarkable. It's not the first time seeing that patch of video, and I laughed as hard as I did the first time I saw it.
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Your joke about the kids and dogs and adoption was really on point. I wish I could afford to adopt and I didn't even think about it like you explained.
I was already laughing drinking my coffee, then when Steve made the “rescue remark” the vid cut to an ad for mail order brides… I don’t know who owes me a new keyboard, but I need one.
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19 kids that’s how old I am
The one around 14:00 about all the kids had me rolling 🤣🤣, my side hurt.
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I really enjoyed in that first clip that you acknowledged "hospital was a solid answer." Like, the person was rude, but even if they didn't have respect, you still respected them enough to admit that the answer they had given wasn't stupid, even if they said it at a stupid time.
Also, you said a joke I submitted on SDSC was 'a good one' and now I want to be a comedian. So if I ever do, thank you Steve, in advance, for validating my funniness (even only slightly.)
"You've never had a kid so what the hell do you know about pizza?" Might be my favorite argument of all time.
I'm going to use that any time I need to participate in an argument.
"First of all, I've had a lot of fucking pizza."
🤣🤣🤣
And also.
Random audience member: You've never had kids so you can't say shit!
Steve: I've never flown a helicopter but if I saw one in a tree I'd know somebody fucked up.
I always say to people that fertility doesn't make them special. I feel validated by this (and nearly spat my drink on my phone, repeatedly).
Steve's rationale about football is probably the greatest "FU" regarding single people not knowing what its like to have children I've ever appreciated in my life.
"Forgive me comic, for I have sinned." is one if the best lines I've heard from you
It has been 3 months since my last confession
"Once you conceive of that joke, if you don't tell it, then it's murder." - killer punchline (no pun intended), I am LMAO😂
My dad (who has 5 daughters) loved every single joke and agreed that you were stating facts lol
I'm hoping to adopt five girls. (My gfs daughters) straight fax. Ha ha
Shit I raised two daughters by myself and I mean literally no family....and it about killed me....I'm guessingcwith 5 the noise level was off the charts everytime a spider walked in.
@@Pennsyltucky84 Alot of Fives going on around here hahaha
@@sherpacool9931 Eyyy but that only means they have a free Spider Alert sound system now
me and my siblings are also in 5, and my father also agreed
As someone who is single and without kids, but has worked with kids for over 20 years it is infuriation when someone says that I don't know anything about kids. While I may not know about parenting, I know more about child care/development than most parents. Your bits are spot on and very much appreciated. You should offer a call service, where someone can call you and hire you, to put someone in their place. They just put whoever is arguing on the phone with you and get verbally cut down to size. Kind of like "Cameo" but infinitely better!
I'd subscribe to that service if he offered it LOL
As someone who's been both a childcare worker and a parent, childcare is a lot harder and I have mad respect for anybody who can do that and not totally lose their shit. There's a reason I'm not doing it anymore, dealing with 12-15 children of other people is really, REALLY hard and again, mad respect to people who can do that and do it well
Absolutely. Been working with kids almost 21 years and don't have any of my own but know just as much about them as anyone. People are just morons sometimes 🙄
I could NEVER. Kids drive me insane and my head would explode 💀
@@vintagearisen I agree. Being a parent to children is completely different to looking after other people’s children.
I feel really bad for that girl who’s 15.94 year old, there’s no way it’s her fault if the mom offered that
Yeah seems like a parent who’s taking out their misery on their kid. Also what she said about her kid was way too cruel for anyone to even laugh at while at a comedy show. Some parents don’t deserve their kids.
"Have you ever played professional football?"
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
“You don’t know anything about children” She apparently thinks Steve was born at 40 years old
You know how some people will have 4 or 5 kids before they are ready, and then the kids will gradually just stop talking to them when they get older, and the parents will be like, "How could they abandon me after I beat them and oppressed them with religion and had a nasty divorce because my spouse and I never learned to love each other except under the thin veil of Jesus?" and then the parents become husks of their former selves because they lived in a bubble for 27 years with no one calling them out on their shit??
.... Or is that just my Uncle?
Lmao painfully specific but I can relate to aspects of it. Thankfully my parents acknowledged their faults and apologized
this is a comic,not a chapel.
Sir, this is a Wendy's.
Sounds like that’s prob your entire family
Well the religious part does force people to stay together when they should never be in the same room with eachother.....or burn in hell
As a non-parent who was also once a kid, I would love to see many, many more videos grilling entitled and ignorant parents who think that their drunken adventures in the dark and the unintended consequences make them special. Please!
I love this. It's such a subtle thing but I do see this quality in people. It's this whole I'm special because I'm a mommy or I'm special because I'm a Daddy but in reality you're not special just because you f***** and had a child. It doesn't make you special because lots of people have children. What makes you special is actually being someone who's capable of making the decision not to have children or not being defined by having children.
@@noprogressionisregression6854 "What makes you special is actually being someone who's capable of making the decision not to have children"
Awww, thank you! I didn't expect to get complimented for getting my vasectomy in my early 30's like that.
Okay but that mother who brought up selling her daughter makes me so incredibly sad. It might just be because I know I was that child, but how could you hate your child so much to say those things? If you think your child is so shitty, it might just be your fault.
@mellymakesjam8965 Hey, I know this is two years old right now, and I hope you're doing alright, I know what it's like to have a crappy mom who'll blame her children for her misfortunes, and act like she's the victim
Stay strong
I was a shitty child through no fault of my parents. Did you ever think that maybe you were too?
@@chrissalem3747No child should be made to feel over and over throughout their childhood that they are not wanted by their parents, no matter how shitty the child.
@@katie17330 Exactly
@@chrissalem3747 Do you also blame children who got raped? Sounds like you would.
"She's the youngest of 5 and if I had her first we would have stopped at 1"
Holy shit! Lol.
Yeah...that lady sucks. She had twins then another baby before they were two. There's nothing worse than having more than one kid in diapers at once ...unless they still haven't potty trained her 🤔
Still amazed at how much that last lady walked right into every argument. The “so what” kills me every time. Re-watching a lot of Steve’s heckler clips is some amazing dramatic irony
That lady? She has a name and we all know what it is :)
"...in some sort of Russian nesting doll of irresponsibility." 😅😅😅
You know Steve's got 'em when he goes for the drink lmao
^^^^^^^
The bottled water is the new cigarette for comics.
The original viral Steve video right there at #1. Still amazing how she just walks into the material you already had all lined up, it's brilliant.
It lines up so well that you could swear it is scripted but you know it is not.
Of course she's a fan of the Redsk...I mean Washington Football Team. I don't imagine she's having any butthurt over the name change. 😈
Some parents act like only parents can experience children, everyone can hear your baby try to suffocate itself through screaming and there are staff of that store that have to clean up after that same child’s tantrum
Right?! In line at the supermarket my ears were splitting as a toddler screamed and two older kids whined and pestered their exhausted mom. The news magazines by the register had headlines about a woman who had killed her 3 children- my friend remarked at how shocking it was. I laughed, “I’m shocked it doesn’t happen all the time!”- with a pointed look at the toddler. The gasp from a horrified lady inspired everyone to glare at me in disgust. My friend was mortified but it still cracks me up to this day how a lady hissed” I hope you NEVER have children!” “ Me , TOO!” I agreed. Lmao.
It's like I tell my friends, " I'd rather be an uncle..... because they go home".
Exactly 😂
Uncle here.
Still not worth it.
My nephew started bawling in the shower the other day when I was babysitting and I'm like, "Great, he's slipped and fell, got soap in his eye, etc."
I rush in the bathroom, pull back the shower curtain to see my nephew standing there, water still running, he's still standing in front of the shower head spraying water on him... with a towel... Crying about how he can't dry off.... he's 8 years old, by the way. -_-
@@crucix1483 ...which makes you wonder, is this what your nephew does everytime in front of the shower? Every night that you're not there? Or was he deciding he's gonna just mess with the uncle since he's here tonight? Why did he choose Uncle Night to get confused like that?!?
@@geekdivaherself
I watch them several times a week and that's the only time he's ever done that.
They do crazy shit like that all the time, tho🤣
@@crucix1483 Heh! They mix it up. That shows creativity, at least.
That last heckle own is one of Steve's all time greats. I guarantee it's been an example at some point in a University course on being a comedian, and at a planned parenthood presentation.
I love how for the last one, he was able to do his original joke all the way through the interruption
Ok but that's a really good pitch. Teenager and grandma who's babysitting them have to save the world and be back before mom and dad get home. Potential for an awesome kid's movie
The way those two talked about their daughter, they should honestly just go ahead and be put in prison for child abuse
Heckler: (literally anything)
Steven: What was that?
Fans: 🙂☺😁the shit's about to go down
I was already laughing at the raccoon bit and it just kept getting better. By the time the “your right to choose whether to laugh or not” I was cracking up. 🤣
If you hate one of your kids as much as that lady did... you're a monster.
I know, my mother's a monster too.
@@saritarms that's exactly how I was treated as a teenager. The psychological abuse got so bad I got psychosis at 16.
@@saritarms I really am 😊 thank you
@@saritarms I've seen a few cases where the youngest kid of a big family is just a crazy spoiled brat because by the time the parents are raising THAT child, they're so beaten down and tired of arguing with kids, that they just let the youngest walk all over them and do whatever they want. I'm not saying that to diminish or take anything away from YOUR experience with your parents, I'm just saying that it goes both ways. It ALL comes back to the parents though. Don't have big families if you can't handle being compassionate with ALL of your children! Don't have a kid to "save" or "fix" a marriage. It's not fair to the kid.
If I were on the jury I'd have to convict Steve of murder on that last one. That was brutal. 🙄
The Pizza and Helicopter analogy is possibly the best argument about critiquing parenting.
02:14 I sometimes tell people _"Sigh... alright.. I just thought of a dumb joke, but once you think of it you have to tell it or it turns into a brain tumor. That's science"_
"Has anyone ever ordered a pizza by accident?" is the best comback i have ever heard
Omg Steve, you are the absolute best I've ever seen at handling hecklers. You just can't be shaken. Best example is that woman asking if you've ever had children and you shut her down.
That last bit kills. Thanks for all of the uploads. Getting people through life on life’s terms by bringing a heavy dose of levity.
I'm a mom, gramma and preschool teacher. This is hilarious!!!! Hahahaha!
I love how he heald the mic flipping off that pizza mom.
...That last line, was one of the strongest things I've heard in a while. Plus, brownie points for your nice subtle hand gesture to her.
One of my favorite parenting jokes is from a comedian, who is a parent:
"My wife and I always wanted 3 kids,
but now that we have 2,
we only want 1"
As someone with two children, I agree with every one of his points! I did the same thing 7 other women were doing, that day. My kids are no more special, no better than other kids. My kids are not the smartest, or most beautiful. They are mine, and that’s what matters to me, but it doesn’t have to matter to anyone else!
Having a kid is easy, raising a kid is hard, but that pizza line had me laughing lol
I love that oh so subtle middle finger on the last one.
he's addressed it before, it's just how he holds the mic while pointing
I thought i was the only one who saw it😂😂😂
"No, So what the fuck do you know about football then"
Fucking owned lmao😂
Your math game is amazing...”( 2) 21 yr olds, 19 yr old. And 15.94 yr old”.
17 too
PLEASE DO MORE LONGER VIDS LIKE THIS! So good to hear some old fav's :D
Dude that intro already made me laugh
Of course her team ends up with no name and backing into the playoffs with a losing record.
~_~
Your retort to the "Redskins Fan, Do or Die" - was priceless! 😂😂👏🏻
The 38 dislikes are angry parents or just the 19 kids and counting family with added members
Man I love you! I work in childcare and have no children of my own on purpose. I don't like most parents. I'm tired of their bullshit too. You said it right.
I know about children even though I haven't made any. I've been around children. We can tell.
Love how the last womans getting absolutely railroaded and she just doesn't know how to stop taking punches. Must be real fun to go out with
"Once you conceive of the joke, if you don't tell it, it's murder." - I'm sorry Steve, I'm going to have to Carlos Mencia the shit out of that one 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
That 19 and counting bit was amazing!!
That junior joke went over their heads. I loved it lol
That 19 and Counting/Proof of God routine gets me every time I hear it.
I feel that mom getting the ages wrong. My parents call me by the dogs name sometimes.
That last one. I loved that out of all.
@6:19 I work at a pet store and we're doing a charity for the local children's hospital. I do get customers that say they don't want to donate to the kids, they want to donate to the animals.
My 2nd child, my daughter had some issues during teen years and got pregnant. She is 29 now and a good mom. 15 is not a good age to judge whether a person is viable to keep. I feel bad for that 15 year old.
I love all my kids but I love the one who struggled more and never would have dreamed of just giving her away.
I LOVE the 19 and Counting routine 🤣 and the heckler part 🤣👏👏👏🤘💯
That final clip, #1 = INSANE.
(Spent the last 2 wks searching for it in order to watch it again + share it w/a friend. So glad I found it)
I like the not so subtle flipping the bird in the final one
on the last one steve gave the middle finger while holding his drink
The accidental pizza joke fucking sent me because I actually did one day find dominos had delivered a pizza to my door thinking it was another apartment. Oh that shit was funny
The woman that wants to sell her daughter... I'm gonna imagine that the mother is dealing with a troubled teen and that teen desperately needs help and the mother is making things worse for that daughter which amplifies the daughter's issues. (Especially if bullied). But I would be like "do I need to call CPS?"
That last one is perfection... just *SO* great.
I think the person asking about men with vaginas was referring to trans men, cuz they can get pregnant. Still pretty irrelevant to your point since you are not a trans man, but still it's good to be aware that trans people exist
It's very unlikely for Steve not to be aware as he is quite smart... But there is no need to account for all possibilities in a joke...
I really wish cis people would stop tokenizing trans folks for dumb arguments like that woman did... They otherwise don't give a f*ck about us, and when they do it's always about genitals 🙄
Personally I know more trans men who don't want constantly be reminded of their reproductive abilities or inabilities than who think that's great visibility. But most of my friends had a hysterectomy and none of them has given birth or ever had the wish to.
@@dakine1984 I get your point and I agree that trans people get tolkenized a lot, but at the same time when a guy is declaring to an audience definitively that men don't get pregnant... that might be a good time to remind people that sometimes they do. Especially when the guy seems visibly confused by the concept and the audience is laughing at the idea
@@osmium3691 yeah, but it rubs me the wrong way that she again made if about genitala asking what about men with vaginas instead of asking about trans men.
People yelling stuff at a show expect it to be used as a starting point for a joke. I'm fairly certain he knows trans people exist but chooses to punch up, not down and thus ignore any comment that would lead down that rabbit hole.
@@dakine1984 Yeah, that's a good point. The entire interaction kinda rubbed me the wrong way, that's why I felt the need to comment about it.
"I'm going to make you fuckers stop" I need that on a shirt
Steve, you can't leave us hanging like you did in #2!
@adam allport :no kid ever said i can put my things in that bag and carry it from room to room.. no every kid no matter where they from looks at the bag and thinks Spacehelmet..
The helicopter made me almost choke from laughter I had to coff my lungs out. No youtube video ever got that far, bloody cheers mate!
Once in elementary school this kid shoved a paper clip into an outlet and electrocuted himself, he was nicknamed Sparky up until we graduated high school!! LMAOO
I am a parent of 2 adopted kids, and I found all of this hilarious, an that last one of "Have you ever played professional football.....then shut the fuck up(basically)" was the best. Why do people fuck with the person with the microphone?
$501 to take her daughter?
Ma'am, that's called a dowry. And a really small dowry at that😂
The last one had me dying of laughter, turned that statement right back around at her
On the last one I heard "Brutality!".. mortal combat style 🤣😂
This guy has a direct link to my funny bone. My whole midsection is sore after watching him perform. So funny. Thanks.
I'm not sure if it's because I'm a parent or not... But, as a parent, I find these bits even funnier! XD
*snicker* I feel like Steve sits around with friends, testing jokes, and figures out a comeback to absolutely anything anyone could possibly say to him. The best thing about him is that he's so damn quick. I think most people go to his shows HOPING someone tries to fuck with him, just so they can watch him come back, and tbh, I'd be disappointed if I went to one of his shows and this didn't happen.
I'd love to see one of his shows. And I'd sit in the corner, absolutely silently, because I don't want to become one of his youtube videos. : D
All parents were harmed in the making of this video.
At least when they got home.
Pizza one... 😆😂🤣 F***ing genius!
Last one was savage, she played right into your set (I’ve seen the bit before)
This is beautiful. Keep goin, Steve!
Tangential, but segment 6 on adoption reminded me: My first wife and I are Caucasian. We adopted a Korean boy at four months. Soon afterward, we were at Costco, sitting, when a Korean-looking couple walked by with their Caucasian baby. We just looked at each other and wondered what the odds were.
ROUNDING, STEVE. ROUNDING
19:40 lmfao just realized he’s flipping that idiot the bird while destroying her argument
It was obvious which clip would be number 1. That is one of your greatest routines!
I like how in the first place , during most of the interaction with the lady , he's holding his mic with the middle finger up .. just subliminally flipping her while she talks xD
I’m adopted and the adopted part was gold!!!
How you handled the lady at the end of this video is absolutely priceless.
I don't know how you are so witty. Always make me laugh
This guy is marvelous.
I've always told my oldest daughter (she's 41 now) that if she had been born 1st, she'd be an only child. She knew I was kidding, but in reality, I wasn't. I love her with every fiber of my body, but OMFG, was she a PITA.
I want the MEN WITH VAGINAS whole video, anyone have it? I'm dying laughing
That guy who adopted the kids was a great sport!!!
Indeed. But till, Steve going through the appropriate terminology "rescued v reclaimed" had me reverse-sip some of my beer through my nose laughing, LOL😂
I love the argument that becoming a parent means you know anything about kids, or that not having them means you don't. It's like saying that you're a colorectal surgeon because you took a shit once, or that you can't possibly be a fighter-jet maintenance tech if you don't have a personal F-22 in your home garage.
On a further note, I think that "couple has trouble conceiving, adopts, subsequently becomes pregnant" thing is actually relatively common. I don't know if the phenomenon is fully understood yet, but it's definitely been noted.
Yep. I know someone who had 2 biological kids after adopting.
That last one was awesome, just remarkable. It's not the first time seeing that patch of video, and I laughed as hard as I did the first time I saw it.
Dude I just discovered you today!!!!! You are absolutely amazing you talk about albums what are they called and how can I buy them!!! Incredible wit and humour in stitches every time I’m in the uk I have really bad depression at times and the lockdown has been quite hard on me at times as I’m sure it has on everyone but you have really made my day I’ve watched you all day long it’s been a long time since I’ve laughed this long........thank you very much for what you do you have cheered me up soo much
Much love
And respect
Peace!!!!!
Your joke about the kids and dogs and adoption was really on point. I wish I could afford to adopt and I didn't even think about it like you explained.
"they were a senators kids??" that cracked me up haha
that helicopter joke at the end lmao
I'm adopted and I found the rescues joke funny.
I was already laughing drinking my coffee, then when Steve made the “rescue remark” the vid cut to an ad for mail order brides… I don’t know who owes me a new keyboard, but I need one.
I love how number 3 segues PERFECTLY into 2’s intro “be fruitful and multiply” 🤣
The last one really is the best because she practically set up the rest of the joke for him perfectly.
damn, I love that helicopter comeback. Why do these people get so offended - stay home. I guess your roasting the angry parents are my fav.