Comedian Vs. Parents - Steve Hofstetter

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  • @stevehofstetter
    @stevehofstetter  3 роки тому +77

    If you like this, and want to see my videos before they’re made public, please consider supporting my Patreon. www.Patreon.com/SteveHofstetter

    • @kennethfinney2798
      @kennethfinney2798 3 роки тому +4

      Thanks for posting these. Your videos have helped my mental health through the pandemic.

    • @Ihatethehauntguy
      @Ihatethehauntguy 3 роки тому +2

      19 kids that’s how old I am

    • @preplahiem8252
      @preplahiem8252 3 роки тому

      The one around 14:00 about all the kids had me rolling 🤣🤣, my side hurt.

    • @preplahiem8252
      @preplahiem8252 3 роки тому +1

      @Steve Hofstetter I found you about 3 months ago you've brought me great entertainment, muchos gracia.

    • @antonyduhamel1166
      @antonyduhamel1166 3 роки тому

      I really enjoyed in that first clip that you acknowledged "hospital was a solid answer." Like, the person was rude, but even if they didn't have respect, you still respected them enough to admit that the answer they had given wasn't stupid, even if they said it at a stupid time.
      Also, you said a joke I submitted on SDSC was 'a good one' and now I want to be a comedian. So if I ever do, thank you Steve, in advance, for validating my funniness (even only slightly.)

  • @TheWobbinator1
    @TheWobbinator1 3 роки тому +880

    "You've never had a kid so what the hell do you know about pizza?" Might be my favorite argument of all time.

    • @b7Hn4eX8yv4m
      @b7Hn4eX8yv4m 3 роки тому +24

      I'm going to use that any time I need to participate in an argument.

    • @crucix1483
      @crucix1483 3 роки тому +58

      "First of all, I've had a lot of fucking pizza."
      🤣🤣🤣

    • @seanA416
      @seanA416 3 роки тому +59

      And also.
      Random audience member: You've never had kids so you can't say shit!
      Steve: I've never flown a helicopter but if I saw one in a tree I'd know somebody fucked up.

    • @Franklinsadventures
      @Franklinsadventures 3 роки тому +22

      I always say to people that fertility doesn't make them special. I feel validated by this (and nearly spat my drink on my phone, repeatedly).

    • @southsider9638
      @southsider9638 2 роки тому +20

      Steve's rationale about football is probably the greatest "FU" regarding single people not knowing what its like to have children I've ever appreciated in my life.

  • @SonOfTheLlama
    @SonOfTheLlama 3 роки тому +392

    "Forgive me comic, for I have sinned." is one if the best lines I've heard from you

  • @florete2310
    @florete2310 3 місяці тому +18

    "Once you conceive of that joke, if you don't tell it, then it's murder." - killer punchline (no pun intended), I am LMAO😂

  • @momowrnr1
    @momowrnr1 3 роки тому +426

    My dad (who has 5 daughters) loved every single joke and agreed that you were stating facts lol

    • @Pennsyltucky84
      @Pennsyltucky84 3 роки тому +7

      I'm hoping to adopt five girls. (My gfs daughters) straight fax. Ha ha

    • @sherpacool9931
      @sherpacool9931 3 роки тому +13

      Shit I raised two daughters by myself and I mean literally no family....and it about killed me....I'm guessingcwith 5 the noise level was off the charts everytime a spider walked in.

    • @anti1training
      @anti1training 3 роки тому +5

      @@Pennsyltucky84 Alot of Fives going on around here hahaha

    • @anti1training
      @anti1training 3 роки тому +4

      @@sherpacool9931 Eyyy but that only means they have a free Spider Alert sound system now

    • @miguelpires6325
      @miguelpires6325 3 роки тому

      me and my siblings are also in 5, and my father also agreed

  • @theindigopapillon3495
    @theindigopapillon3495 3 роки тому +349

    As someone who is single and without kids, but has worked with kids for over 20 years it is infuriation when someone says that I don't know anything about kids. While I may not know about parenting, I know more about child care/development than most parents. Your bits are spot on and very much appreciated. You should offer a call service, where someone can call you and hire you, to put someone in their place. They just put whoever is arguing on the phone with you and get verbally cut down to size. Kind of like "Cameo" but infinitely better!

    • @lanamontana1669
      @lanamontana1669 3 роки тому +24

      I'd subscribe to that service if he offered it LOL

    • @vintagearisen
      @vintagearisen 3 роки тому +24

      As someone who's been both a childcare worker and a parent, childcare is a lot harder and I have mad respect for anybody who can do that and not totally lose their shit. There's a reason I'm not doing it anymore, dealing with 12-15 children of other people is really, REALLY hard and again, mad respect to people who can do that and do it well

    • @RR-vh9st
      @RR-vh9st 3 роки тому +14

      Absolutely. Been working with kids almost 21 years and don't have any of my own but know just as much about them as anyone. People are just morons sometimes 🙄

    • @gerardwayseyelash
      @gerardwayseyelash 2 роки тому +7

      I could NEVER. Kids drive me insane and my head would explode 💀

    • @50sRockChick
      @50sRockChick 2 роки тому +6

      @@vintagearisen I agree. Being a parent to children is completely different to looking after other people’s children.

  • @ianowens1905
    @ianowens1905 3 роки тому +138

    I feel really bad for that girl who’s 15.94 year old, there’s no way it’s her fault if the mom offered that

    • @rubylove9
      @rubylove9 Місяць тому +6

      Yeah seems like a parent who’s taking out their misery on their kid. Also what she said about her kid was way too cruel for anyone to even laugh at while at a comedy show. Some parents don’t deserve their kids.

  • @sixty3caddy
    @sixty3caddy 3 роки тому +220

    "Have you ever played professional football?"
    LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

    • @becarefulwhatyoufish4764
      @becarefulwhatyoufish4764 3 роки тому +20

      “You don’t know anything about children” She apparently thinks Steve was born at 40 years old

  • @whateverwoody3044
    @whateverwoody3044 3 роки тому +316

    You know how some people will have 4 or 5 kids before they are ready, and then the kids will gradually just stop talking to them when they get older, and the parents will be like, "How could they abandon me after I beat them and oppressed them with religion and had a nasty divorce because my spouse and I never learned to love each other except under the thin veil of Jesus?" and then the parents become husks of their former selves because they lived in a bubble for 27 years with no one calling them out on their shit??
    .... Or is that just my Uncle?

    • @IncredibleIceCastle
      @IncredibleIceCastle 3 роки тому +27

      Lmao painfully specific but I can relate to aspects of it. Thankfully my parents acknowledged their faults and apologized

    • @two-nine7730
      @two-nine7730 3 роки тому +6

      this is a comic,not a chapel.

    • @Mr21Lashes
      @Mr21Lashes 3 роки тому +22

      Sir, this is a Wendy's.

    • @joshh535
      @joshh535 3 роки тому +3

      Sounds like that’s prob your entire family

    • @sherpacool9931
      @sherpacool9931 3 роки тому +12

      Well the religious part does force people to stay together when they should never be in the same room with eachother.....or burn in hell

  • @eshaffer55
    @eshaffer55 3 роки тому +141

    As a non-parent who was also once a kid, I would love to see many, many more videos grilling entitled and ignorant parents who think that their drunken adventures in the dark and the unintended consequences make them special. Please!

    • @noprogressionisregression6854
      @noprogressionisregression6854 2 роки тому +10

      I love this. It's such a subtle thing but I do see this quality in people. It's this whole I'm special because I'm a mommy or I'm special because I'm a Daddy but in reality you're not special just because you f***** and had a child. It doesn't make you special because lots of people have children. What makes you special is actually being someone who's capable of making the decision not to have children or not being defined by having children.

    • @lucidcharade12
      @lucidcharade12 10 місяців тому +3

      @@noprogressionisregression6854 "What makes you special is actually being someone who's capable of making the decision not to have children"
      Awww, thank you! I didn't expect to get complimented for getting my vasectomy in my early 30's like that.

  • @mellymakesjam8965
    @mellymakesjam8965 3 роки тому +140

    Okay but that mother who brought up selling her daughter makes me so incredibly sad. It might just be because I know I was that child, but how could you hate your child so much to say those things? If you think your child is so shitty, it might just be your fault.

    • @TheLunaticBrit
      @TheLunaticBrit 10 місяців тому +26

      @mellymakesjam8965 Hey, I know this is two years old right now, and I hope you're doing alright, I know what it's like to have a crappy mom who'll blame her children for her misfortunes, and act like she's the victim
      Stay strong

    • @chrissalem3747
      @chrissalem3747 7 місяців тому +3

      I was a shitty child through no fault of my parents. Did you ever think that maybe you were too?

    • @katie17330
      @katie17330 6 місяців тому +34

      ​@@chrissalem3747No child should be made to feel over and over throughout their childhood that they are not wanted by their parents, no matter how shitty the child.

    • @ssssssgrjibhnmfdxj
      @ssssssgrjibhnmfdxj 4 місяці тому +9

      @@katie17330 Exactly

    • @blastortoise
      @blastortoise 4 місяці тому +8

      @@chrissalem3747 Do you also blame children who got raped? Sounds like you would.

  • @dvdmethod2
    @dvdmethod2 3 роки тому +62

    "She's the youngest of 5 and if I had her first we would have stopped at 1"
    Holy shit! Lol.

    • @esm82ify
      @esm82ify 5 місяців тому

      Yeah...that lady sucks. She had twins then another baby before they were two. There's nothing worse than having more than one kid in diapers at once ...unless they still haven't potty trained her 🤔

  • @Lilly-fh7re
    @Lilly-fh7re 3 роки тому +32

    Still amazed at how much that last lady walked right into every argument. The “so what” kills me every time. Re-watching a lot of Steve’s heckler clips is some amazing dramatic irony

    • @funlovingvoyeur
      @funlovingvoyeur 2 роки тому +2

      That lady? She has a name and we all know what it is :)

  • @phasm42
    @phasm42 3 роки тому +62

    "...in some sort of Russian nesting doll of irresponsibility." 😅😅😅

  • @Dark666Ferret
    @Dark666Ferret 3 роки тому +68

    You know Steve's got 'em when he goes for the drink lmao

  • @srpilha
    @srpilha 3 роки тому +48

    The original viral Steve video right there at #1. Still amazing how she just walks into the material you already had all lined up, it's brilliant.

    • @nightstar6179
      @nightstar6179 3 роки тому +3

      It lines up so well that you could swear it is scripted but you know it is not.

    • @georgemartin5980
      @georgemartin5980 3 роки тому +4

      Of course she's a fan of the Redsk...I mean Washington Football Team. I don't imagine she's having any butthurt over the name change. 😈

  • @kimberlykenyon9440
    @kimberlykenyon9440 3 роки тому +74

    Some parents act like only parents can experience children, everyone can hear your baby try to suffocate itself through screaming and there are staff of that store that have to clean up after that same child’s tantrum

    • @icu3869
      @icu3869 6 місяців тому +3

      Right?! In line at the supermarket my ears were splitting as a toddler screamed and two older kids whined and pestered their exhausted mom. The news magazines by the register had headlines about a woman who had killed her 3 children- my friend remarked at how shocking it was. I laughed, “I’m shocked it doesn’t happen all the time!”- with a pointed look at the toddler. The gasp from a horrified lady inspired everyone to glare at me in disgust. My friend was mortified but it still cracks me up to this day how a lady hissed” I hope you NEVER have children!” “ Me , TOO!” I agreed. Lmao.

  • @davidedgar2818
    @davidedgar2818 3 роки тому +90

    It's like I tell my friends, " I'd rather be an uncle..... because they go home".

    • @serena8942
      @serena8942 3 роки тому

      Exactly 😂

    • @crucix1483
      @crucix1483 3 роки тому +15

      Uncle here.
      Still not worth it.
      My nephew started bawling in the shower the other day when I was babysitting and I'm like, "Great, he's slipped and fell, got soap in his eye, etc."
      I rush in the bathroom, pull back the shower curtain to see my nephew standing there, water still running, he's still standing in front of the shower head spraying water on him... with a towel... Crying about how he can't dry off.... he's 8 years old, by the way. -_-

    • @geekdivaherself
      @geekdivaherself 3 роки тому +3

      @@crucix1483 ...which makes you wonder, is this what your nephew does everytime in front of the shower? Every night that you're not there? Or was he deciding he's gonna just mess with the uncle since he's here tonight? Why did he choose Uncle Night to get confused like that?!?

    • @crucix1483
      @crucix1483 3 роки тому +4

      @@geekdivaherself
      I watch them several times a week and that's the only time he's ever done that.
      They do crazy shit like that all the time, tho🤣

    • @geekdivaherself
      @geekdivaherself 3 роки тому +1

      @@crucix1483 Heh! They mix it up. That shows creativity, at least.

  • @ZoOnTheYT
    @ZoOnTheYT 2 роки тому +16

    That last heckle own is one of Steve's all time greats. I guarantee it's been an example at some point in a University course on being a comedian, and at a planned parenthood presentation.

  • @thereview4694
    @thereview4694 3 роки тому +17

    I love how for the last one, he was able to do his original joke all the way through the interruption

  • @ACAB.forcutie
    @ACAB.forcutie 2 роки тому +7

    Ok but that's a really good pitch. Teenager and grandma who's babysitting them have to save the world and be back before mom and dad get home. Potential for an awesome kid's movie

  • @madelineg2515
    @madelineg2515 2 роки тому +13

    The way those two talked about their daughter, they should honestly just go ahead and be put in prison for child abuse

  • @flatasacueball6326
    @flatasacueball6326 3 роки тому +32

    Heckler: (literally anything)
    Steven: What was that?
    Fans: 🙂☺😁the shit's about to go down

  • @tiedyedowl8367
    @tiedyedowl8367 3 роки тому +19

    I was already laughing at the raccoon bit and it just kept getting better. By the time the “your right to choose whether to laugh or not” I was cracking up. 🤣

  • @soulgazer11
    @soulgazer11 3 роки тому +102

    If you hate one of your kids as much as that lady did... you're a monster.
    I know, my mother's a monster too.

    • @soulgazer11
      @soulgazer11 3 роки тому +14

      @@saritarms that's exactly how I was treated as a teenager. The psychological abuse got so bad I got psychosis at 16.

    • @soulgazer11
      @soulgazer11 3 роки тому +5

      @@saritarms I really am 😊 thank you

    • @Gary-And-His-Demons
      @Gary-And-His-Demons 3 роки тому +6

      @@saritarms I've seen a few cases where the youngest kid of a big family is just a crazy spoiled brat because by the time the parents are raising THAT child, they're so beaten down and tired of arguing with kids, that they just let the youngest walk all over them and do whatever they want. I'm not saying that to diminish or take anything away from YOUR experience with your parents, I'm just saying that it goes both ways. It ALL comes back to the parents though. Don't have big families if you can't handle being compassionate with ALL of your children! Don't have a kid to "save" or "fix" a marriage. It's not fair to the kid.

  • @Psychol-Snooper
    @Psychol-Snooper 3 роки тому +50

    If I were on the jury I'd have to convict Steve of murder on that last one. That was brutal. 🙄

  • @Garfunkels_Funky_Uncle
    @Garfunkels_Funky_Uncle Рік тому +2

    The Pizza and Helicopter analogy is possibly the best argument about critiquing parenting.

  • @BaronVonQuiply
    @BaronVonQuiply Рік тому +6

    02:14 I sometimes tell people _"Sigh... alright.. I just thought of a dumb joke, but once you think of it you have to tell it or it turns into a brain tumor. That's science"_

  • @cosmicgenesis1581
    @cosmicgenesis1581 3 роки тому +7

    "Has anyone ever ordered a pizza by accident?" is the best comback i have ever heard

  • @OptimusPrimeribs
    @OptimusPrimeribs Рік тому +2

    Omg Steve, you are the absolute best I've ever seen at handling hecklers. You just can't be shaken. Best example is that woman asking if you've ever had children and you shut her down.

  • @maleahjacobs9678
    @maleahjacobs9678 3 роки тому +5

    That last bit kills. Thanks for all of the uploads. Getting people through life on life’s terms by bringing a heavy dose of levity.

  • @karenbaker4443
    @karenbaker4443 3 роки тому +13

    I'm a mom, gramma and preschool teacher. This is hilarious!!!! Hahahaha!

  • @vermontmom4232
    @vermontmom4232 3 роки тому +11

    I love how he heald the mic flipping off that pizza mom.

  • @j4m3zm0n3y
    @j4m3zm0n3y Рік тому +1

    ...That last line, was one of the strongest things I've heard in a while. Plus, brownie points for your nice subtle hand gesture to her.

  • @sandoumir4348
    @sandoumir4348 3 місяці тому +4

    One of my favorite parenting jokes is from a comedian, who is a parent:
    "My wife and I always wanted 3 kids,
    but now that we have 2,
    we only want 1"

  • @jujusnugsmommy
    @jujusnugsmommy 2 роки тому +9

    As someone with two children, I agree with every one of his points! I did the same thing 7 other women were doing, that day. My kids are no more special, no better than other kids. My kids are not the smartest, or most beautiful. They are mine, and that’s what matters to me, but it doesn’t have to matter to anyone else!

  • @shanematthews1985
    @shanematthews1985 3 роки тому +8

    Having a kid is easy, raising a kid is hard, but that pizza line had me laughing lol

  • @BloodylocksBathory
    @BloodylocksBathory 3 роки тому +11

    I love that oh so subtle middle finger on the last one.

    • @DracolegacyOfficial
      @DracolegacyOfficial 3 роки тому

      he's addressed it before, it's just how he holds the mic while pointing

    • @uwemehringer7042
      @uwemehringer7042 3 роки тому +1

      I thought i was the only one who saw it😂😂😂

  • @TheTyisawesome
    @TheTyisawesome 3 роки тому +3

    "No, So what the fuck do you know about football then"
    Fucking owned lmao😂

  • @heidieho4470
    @heidieho4470 3 роки тому +19

    Your math game is amazing...”( 2) 21 yr olds, 19 yr old. And 15.94 yr old”.

  • @jameshancoxphoto
    @jameshancoxphoto 3 роки тому +5

    PLEASE DO MORE LONGER VIDS LIKE THIS! So good to hear some old fav's :D

  • @Mr.Plecostomus
    @Mr.Plecostomus 3 роки тому +26

    Dude that intro already made me laugh

    • @majinsole8554
      @majinsole8554 3 роки тому

      Of course her team ends up with no name and backing into the playoffs with a losing record.
      ~_~

  • @rgarlinyc
    @rgarlinyc 2 роки тому +2

    Your retort to the "Redskins Fan, Do or Die" - was priceless! 😂😂👏🏻

  • @Bauhaussauce
    @Bauhaussauce 3 роки тому +7

    The 38 dislikes are angry parents or just the 19 kids and counting family with added members

  • @naymeequillo
    @naymeequillo Рік тому +3

    Man I love you! I work in childcare and have no children of my own on purpose. I don't like most parents. I'm tired of their bullshit too. You said it right.
    I know about children even though I haven't made any. I've been around children. We can tell.

  • @lew-ejones-ayres5088
    @lew-ejones-ayres5088 2 роки тому +4

    Love how the last womans getting absolutely railroaded and she just doesn't know how to stop taking punches. Must be real fun to go out with

  • @cerebraltackle
    @cerebraltackle 3 роки тому +5

    "Once you conceive of the joke, if you don't tell it, it's murder." - I'm sorry Steve, I'm going to have to Carlos Mencia the shit out of that one 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @jdave16
    @jdave16 3 роки тому +10

    That 19 and counting bit was amazing!!

  • @chrissalem3747
    @chrissalem3747 7 місяців тому +1

    That junior joke went over their heads. I loved it lol

  • @arcanics1971
    @arcanics1971 3 роки тому +11

    That 19 and Counting/Proof of God routine gets me every time I hear it.

  • @dillo12567
    @dillo12567 2 роки тому +2

    I feel that mom getting the ages wrong. My parents call me by the dogs name sometimes.

  • @Aurumental
    @Aurumental 3 роки тому +2

    That last one. I loved that out of all.

  • @dhwriter0724
    @dhwriter0724 Рік тому +2

    @6:19 I work at a pet store and we're doing a charity for the local children's hospital. I do get customers that say they don't want to donate to the kids, they want to donate to the animals.

  • @saltynama
    @saltynama 2 роки тому +8

    My 2nd child, my daughter had some issues during teen years and got pregnant. She is 29 now and a good mom. 15 is not a good age to judge whether a person is viable to keep. I feel bad for that 15 year old.
    I love all my kids but I love the one who struggled more and never would have dreamed of just giving her away.

  • @minacarlson1137
    @minacarlson1137 3 роки тому +3

    I LOVE the 19 and Counting routine 🤣 and the heckler part 🤣👏👏👏🤘💯

  • @ButterInChicago
    @ButterInChicago 3 роки тому +1

    That final clip, #1 = INSANE.
    (Spent the last 2 wks searching for it in order to watch it again + share it w/a friend. So glad I found it)

  • @djsyntic
    @djsyntic 3 роки тому +1

    I like the not so subtle flipping the bird in the final one

  • @kamikita
    @kamikita 3 роки тому +2

    on the last one steve gave the middle finger while holding his drink

  • @257joker
    @257joker 3 роки тому +2

    The accidental pizza joke fucking sent me because I actually did one day find dominos had delivered a pizza to my door thinking it was another apartment. Oh that shit was funny

  • @IIITheDeadGamerIII
    @IIITheDeadGamerIII 9 місяців тому +3

    The woman that wants to sell her daughter... I'm gonna imagine that the mother is dealing with a troubled teen and that teen desperately needs help and the mother is making things worse for that daughter which amplifies the daughter's issues. (Especially if bullied). But I would be like "do I need to call CPS?"

  • @AyaBlue22
    @AyaBlue22 2 роки тому

    That last one is perfection... just *SO* great.

  • @osmium3691
    @osmium3691 3 роки тому +129

    I think the person asking about men with vaginas was referring to trans men, cuz they can get pregnant. Still pretty irrelevant to your point since you are not a trans man, but still it's good to be aware that trans people exist

    • @momchilandonov
      @momchilandonov 3 роки тому +16

      It's very unlikely for Steve not to be aware as he is quite smart... But there is no need to account for all possibilities in a joke...

    • @dakine1984
      @dakine1984 3 роки тому +38

      I really wish cis people would stop tokenizing trans folks for dumb arguments like that woman did... They otherwise don't give a f*ck about us, and when they do it's always about genitals 🙄
      Personally I know more trans men who don't want constantly be reminded of their reproductive abilities or inabilities than who think that's great visibility. But most of my friends had a hysterectomy and none of them has given birth or ever had the wish to.

    • @osmium3691
      @osmium3691 3 роки тому +32

      @@dakine1984 I get your point and I agree that trans people get tolkenized a lot, but at the same time when a guy is declaring to an audience definitively that men don't get pregnant... that might be a good time to remind people that sometimes they do. Especially when the guy seems visibly confused by the concept and the audience is laughing at the idea

    • @dakine1984
      @dakine1984 3 роки тому +16

      @@osmium3691 yeah, but it rubs me the wrong way that she again made if about genitala asking what about men with vaginas instead of asking about trans men.
      People yelling stuff at a show expect it to be used as a starting point for a joke. I'm fairly certain he knows trans people exist but chooses to punch up, not down and thus ignore any comment that would lead down that rabbit hole.

    • @osmium3691
      @osmium3691 3 роки тому +19

      @@dakine1984 Yeah, that's a good point. The entire interaction kinda rubbed me the wrong way, that's why I felt the need to comment about it.

  • @chnkypolarbear
    @chnkypolarbear 3 роки тому +2

    "I'm going to make you fuckers stop" I need that on a shirt

  • @AdamAllport
    @AdamAllport 3 роки тому +7

    Steve, you can't leave us hanging like you did in #2!

    • @7211woodie
      @7211woodie 3 роки тому +2

      @adam allport :no kid ever said i can put my things in that bag and carry it from room to room.. no every kid no matter where they from looks at the bag and thinks Spacehelmet..

  • @shaggy4667
    @shaggy4667 3 роки тому +2

    The helicopter made me almost choke from laughter I had to coff my lungs out. No youtube video ever got that far, bloody cheers mate!

  • @deadassb2731
    @deadassb2731 2 роки тому +1

    Once in elementary school this kid shoved a paper clip into an outlet and electrocuted himself, he was nicknamed Sparky up until we graduated high school!! LMAOO

  • @cutterairsoft3350
    @cutterairsoft3350 3 роки тому +2

    I am a parent of 2 adopted kids, and I found all of this hilarious, an that last one of "Have you ever played professional football.....then shut the fuck up(basically)" was the best. Why do people fuck with the person with the microphone?

  • @MamaLauren523
    @MamaLauren523 4 місяці тому +2

    $501 to take her daughter?
    Ma'am, that's called a dowry. And a really small dowry at that😂

  • @jace7580
    @jace7580 3 роки тому +8

    The last one had me dying of laughter, turned that statement right back around at her

  • @arlandmv4053
    @arlandmv4053 3 роки тому +2

    On the last one I heard "Brutality!".. mortal combat style 🤣😂

  • @jeremyrabine830
    @jeremyrabine830 3 роки тому +1

    This guy has a direct link to my funny bone. My whole midsection is sore after watching him perform. So funny. Thanks.

  • @BradB93
    @BradB93 3 роки тому +3

    I'm not sure if it's because I'm a parent or not... But, as a parent, I find these bits even funnier! XD

  • @angeliaparker-savage5401
    @angeliaparker-savage5401 3 роки тому +1

    *snicker* I feel like Steve sits around with friends, testing jokes, and figures out a comeback to absolutely anything anyone could possibly say to him. The best thing about him is that he's so damn quick. I think most people go to his shows HOPING someone tries to fuck with him, just so they can watch him come back, and tbh, I'd be disappointed if I went to one of his shows and this didn't happen.
    I'd love to see one of his shows. And I'd sit in the corner, absolutely silently, because I don't want to become one of his youtube videos. : D

  • @WeAreClaves
    @WeAreClaves 3 роки тому +20

    All parents were harmed in the making of this video.
    At least when they got home.

  • @JosephelLeon
    @JosephelLeon 3 роки тому +2

    Pizza one... 😆😂🤣 F***ing genius!

  • @ianowens1905
    @ianowens1905 3 роки тому +2

    Last one was savage, she played right into your set (I’ve seen the bit before)

  • @Lucifer_LuxVA
    @Lucifer_LuxVA 3 роки тому +3

    This is beautiful. Keep goin, Steve!

  • @thepauldineen
    @thepauldineen Рік тому +2

    Tangential, but segment 6 on adoption reminded me: My first wife and I are Caucasian. We adopted a Korean boy at four months. Soon afterward, we were at Costco, sitting, when a Korean-looking couple walked by with their Caucasian baby. We just looked at each other and wondered what the odds were.

  • @An0nymous_L0gic
    @An0nymous_L0gic 3 роки тому +1

    ROUNDING, STEVE. ROUNDING

  • @joshh535
    @joshh535 3 роки тому +1

    19:40 lmfao just realized he’s flipping that idiot the bird while destroying her argument

  • @michihaba4435
    @michihaba4435 3 роки тому +1

    It was obvious which clip would be number 1. That is one of your greatest routines!

  • @pierremaiden
    @pierremaiden 3 роки тому +1

    I like how in the first place , during most of the interaction with the lady , he's holding his mic with the middle finger up .. just subliminally flipping her while she talks xD

  • @nyxzorander
    @nyxzorander 3 роки тому +1

    I’m adopted and the adopted part was gold!!!

  • @littlepoolefam3
    @littlepoolefam3 3 роки тому

    How you handled the lady at the end of this video is absolutely priceless.

  • @Neceros
    @Neceros 3 роки тому +1

    I don't know how you are so witty. Always make me laugh

  • @haraldmoritz5331
    @haraldmoritz5331 3 роки тому

    This guy is marvelous.

  • @paulgroseclose4430
    @paulgroseclose4430 3 роки тому +1

    I've always told my oldest daughter (she's 41 now) that if she had been born 1st, she'd be an only child. She knew I was kidding, but in reality, I wasn't. I love her with every fiber of my body, but OMFG, was she a PITA.

  • @titanayrum
    @titanayrum 3 роки тому +1

    I want the MEN WITH VAGINAS whole video, anyone have it? I'm dying laughing

  • @bigperc5777
    @bigperc5777 3 роки тому +4

    That guy who adopted the kids was a great sport!!!

    • @florete2310
      @florete2310 3 місяці тому

      Indeed. But till, Steve going through the appropriate terminology "rescued v reclaimed" had me reverse-sip some of my beer through my nose laughing, LOL😂

  • @michaelccozens
    @michaelccozens 2 роки тому +4

    I love the argument that becoming a parent means you know anything about kids, or that not having them means you don't. It's like saying that you're a colorectal surgeon because you took a shit once, or that you can't possibly be a fighter-jet maintenance tech if you don't have a personal F-22 in your home garage.
    On a further note, I think that "couple has trouble conceiving, adopts, subsequently becomes pregnant" thing is actually relatively common. I don't know if the phenomenon is fully understood yet, but it's definitely been noted.

    • @JaniceinOR
      @JaniceinOR Місяць тому

      Yep. I know someone who had 2 biological kids after adopting.

  • @emperorofuranus9728
    @emperorofuranus9728 3 роки тому

    That last one was awesome, just remarkable. It's not the first time seeing that patch of video, and I laughed as hard as I did the first time I saw it.

  • @theknight8668
    @theknight8668 3 роки тому +2

    Dude I just discovered you today!!!!! You are absolutely amazing you talk about albums what are they called and how can I buy them!!! Incredible wit and humour in stitches every time I’m in the uk I have really bad depression at times and the lockdown has been quite hard on me at times as I’m sure it has on everyone but you have really made my day I’ve watched you all day long it’s been a long time since I’ve laughed this long........thank you very much for what you do you have cheered me up soo much
    Much love
    And respect
    Peace!!!!!

  • @CMDRunematti
    @CMDRunematti 2 місяці тому

    Your joke about the kids and dogs and adoption was really on point. I wish I could afford to adopt and I didn't even think about it like you explained.

  • @HentMas
    @HentMas 3 роки тому +9

    "they were a senators kids??" that cracked me up haha

  • @lol_perry6835
    @lol_perry6835 3 роки тому +3

    that helicopter joke at the end lmao

  • @WadeWalkerYT
    @WadeWalkerYT 3 роки тому +1

    I'm adopted and I found the rescues joke funny.

  • @janedoe4471
    @janedoe4471 2 роки тому

    I was already laughing drinking my coffee, then when Steve made the “rescue remark” the vid cut to an ad for mail order brides… I don’t know who owes me a new keyboard, but I need one.

  • @thespringsteels2384
    @thespringsteels2384 3 роки тому

    I love how number 3 segues PERFECTLY into 2’s intro “be fruitful and multiply” 🤣

  • @AstrophelTDeath
    @AstrophelTDeath 2 роки тому

    The last one really is the best because she practically set up the rest of the joke for him perfectly.

  • @wait-what-really.
    @wait-what-really. 3 роки тому +1

    damn, I love that helicopter comeback. Why do these people get so offended - stay home. I guess your roasting the angry parents are my fav.