Scrubs Kelso Punctures His Brain

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  • @lv99ron
    @lv99ron 3 роки тому +292

    I love the way he delivers the line "sweet dancing Jehovah, I've punctured my brain". Kills me every time.

    • @ruscopcoltrain
      @ruscopcoltrain Рік тому +2

      Maybe the single funniest line in the whole series.

    • @yevgeniyaleshchenko849
      @yevgeniyaleshchenko849 Рік тому +1

      @@ruscopcoltrain There is no such thing as ''the single funniest line''.

  • @killagreg3
    @killagreg3 4 роки тому +437

    Gotta love that Dr Cox went straight for the ‘stupid mother-‘ line 😂

    • @mattyoung4990
      @mattyoung4990 3 роки тому +4

      who would not

    • @michaelhunting2868
      @michaelhunting2868 Рік тому +4

      Think Kelso already knew what he said by coxis smile Tod he already knew it was inappropriate

    • @gerstein03
      @gerstein03 5 місяців тому

      He had that one locked and loaded lol

    • @LucianDevine
      @LucianDevine 2 місяці тому +1

      The Janitor said it best. "You snooze you lose." Ted, in this very episode, is a perfect example. Though he also forgot to keep a smile on his face.

  • @crazinchewie6602
    @crazinchewie6602 10 років тому +861

    " Bob you stupid mother......." LMAOOOOO i almost laugh to tears every time i see this scene

    • @DarthRushy
      @DarthRushy 9 років тому +31

      +Crazin chewie 2:05 Cox's face cracked me up even more.

    • @emperorpicard7222
      @emperorpicard7222 5 років тому +20

      He should have been suspicious that Cox was acting friendly.

    • @paulramage7744
      @paulramage7744 3 роки тому +23

      Its that he had absolutely no hesitation

    • @TheSerpent21
      @TheSerpent21 2 роки тому +2

      Same and how he did it with a smile too

  • @KyoNanashi
    @KyoNanashi 10 років тому +800

    Sweet dancing Jehova, I've punctured my brain.

  • @Wingzero5555
    @Wingzero5555 10 років тому +901

    Dr.Kelso should have suspected something as soon as Dr.Cox looked like he was saying something nice to him I mean come on.

    • @connormclernon26
      @connormclernon26 5 років тому +5

      Considering he seems to have his hearing back I think that’s the point

    • @Bronzescorpion
      @Bronzescorpion 4 роки тому +6

      @@connormclernon26 He didn't have his hearing back at that point.

    • @connormclernon26
      @connormclernon26 4 роки тому +1

      Søren Hougaard Rasmussen true. He knows how much Dr. Percival Cox hates him, so that probably clued him in to what was actually going on.

    • @JamailvanWestering
      @JamailvanWestering 4 роки тому +5

      Well he did say in an earlier episode that he doesn’t care what people in the hospital think of him

    • @connormclernon26
      @connormclernon26 4 роки тому +1

      Jamail -van Westering except he does care, at least a little

  • @Alpha4Sierra
    @Alpha4Sierra 3 роки тому +146

    I love the relationship between Kelso and Turk. The fact that Kelso went to Turk for help speaks volumes.

    • @maddiedoes3571
      @maddiedoes3571 2 роки тому +19

      haha volumes

    • @JOXCY
      @JOXCY Рік тому

      CAN YOU TAKE A LOOK AT MY EARS??

    • @darknesslight3100
      @darknesslight3100 Рік тому +3

      CAN YOU TAKE A LOOK AT MY EARS!?

    • @h.g347
      @h.g347 Рік тому +1

      ​@@maddiedoes3571😂😂😂

    • @LucianDevine
      @LucianDevine 2 місяці тому +1

      He truly does respect Dr. Turk Turkleton.

  • @Kalenz1234
    @Kalenz1234 4 роки тому +151

    1:45 breaking that doctor-patient confidentiality in record time.

    • @FleshCavern
      @FleshCavern 4 роки тому +28

      Kelso woulda done the same thing to him if he was given the opportunity lol

    • @H240909
      @H240909 3 роки тому +8

      Well all witnesses are now accomplices, so I'd say he's in a pretty safe spot.

    • @liviorocco7817
      @liviorocco7817 5 місяців тому +2

      Eh, Kelso didn t mind, thanked them for their support

    • @LucianDevine
      @LucianDevine 2 місяці тому

      @@H240909 Yup, like the room full of people when Cox punched him in the face, but none of them saw a thing!

  • @OriginallConzaa
    @OriginallConzaa 13 років тому +594

    "Allright people listen up, Dr Kelso has ruptured both his eardrums, you can say whatever you want to him, as long as you've got a smile on your face HOLLAAA". Love Turk Haha :D

    • @iancunn99
      @iancunn99 4 роки тому +22

      OriginallConzaa Bob you stupid mother(muffled talking)!!!!!

    • @IronMan-tk8uc
      @IronMan-tk8uc 4 роки тому +3

      @@iancunn99 And what Carla said?

    • @iancunn99
      @iancunn99 4 роки тому +14

      IronMan93 she said “fuck you you bitch”

    • @Yashirmare
      @Yashirmare 3 роки тому +6

      Is The Todd saying "Cradle my balls, Bobbo" ?

    • @axesoccer7887
      @axesoccer7887 Рік тому +1

      @@IronMan-tk8uc she said son of a bitch

  • @ufffkfkij
    @ufffkfkij 11 років тому +303

    Janitor: She got hit by a bus.
    and on a separate non-related issue the janitor got his bus liscence revoked

    • @forgottenfamily
      @forgottenfamily 5 років тому +18

      The real question is why the detectives didn't realize the license was a forgery...

    • @gauravalexanderminz8032
      @gauravalexanderminz8032 Рік тому +1

      There was some other news about Bernice.
      "...until Bernice gets back on her. Foot."
      I think she had to amputate the other foot.

    • @LucianDevine
      @LucianDevine 2 місяці тому

      @@gauravalexanderminz8032 Yeah...diabetes is a b*tch!

  • @andrewparker1622
    @andrewparker1622 4 роки тому +72

    RIP Sam Lloyd

  • @lwdaley1989
    @lwdaley1989 15 років тому +69

    I think the fact that Kelso is chief of medicine and yet says I've punctured my brain' is what makes that bit soooo funny

  • @gerstein03
    @gerstein03 5 років тому +224

    I love how the second Turk finishes telling everyone that Kelso is deaf, Cox starts insulting him

    • @hellboy19991
      @hellboy19991 3 роки тому +11

      Doesn't Cox do that all the time with Kelso listening?

    • @LennyCole96
      @LennyCole96 2 роки тому +2

      @@hellboy19991 Not to those extremes

  • @MikeMJPMUNCH
    @MikeMJPMUNCH 8 років тому +394

    The end bit is possible my favourite Ted moment of all time

    • @HHuynh2011
      @HHuynh2011 7 років тому +40

      Who's Ted? ^-^;

    • @zeyadsabey6552
      @zeyadsabey6552 7 років тому +1

      +Huynher 😂😂😂😂👌

    • @LucianDevine
      @LucianDevine 2 місяці тому

      He didn't say it with a smile on his face. Rookie mistake, and you hate to see it...

  • @khfan4492
    @khfan4492 3 роки тому +33

    I love how confident Ted was then it backfires beautiful writing

  • @DarthRushy
    @DarthRushy 9 років тому +187

    John C. McGinley is the king of comedy.

    • @ZackstaDaxta
      @ZackstaDaxta 7 років тому +11

      Which is why I wanna see his stand-up. Read his wiki, he apparently did stand-up!! I've been searching for it but to no avail.

  • @ArcaneMage54k
    @ArcaneMage54k 8 років тому +386

    "MAKE A SUDDEN MOVE" *screaming in agony* *laughs*
    I'm a corpse now.

    • @Rubyofthedead
      @Rubyofthedead 5 років тому +1

      Zombie!!

    • @ZlatkoTheGod
      @ZlatkoTheGod 5 років тому +1

      Yeah Kelso is known to do that to people sometimes.

    • @antwanknows
      @antwanknows 4 роки тому +2

      ahh those 2 and hang up Im Dead

    • @LucianDevine
      @LucianDevine 2 місяці тому

      @@ZlatkoTheGod Heh, like the intern I think it was, sitting on the bench the day he quit?

  • @HopSkipLimp
    @HopSkipLimp 15 років тому +53

    Ken Jenkins was great in this role. Never made any of the drama too icky and sentimental, but always nailed his comedy lines. Best actor on Scrubs IMO.

  • @ThEmEsSiAh187-CFGeorge
    @ThEmEsSiAh187-CFGeorge 5 років тому +25

    “Cradle My Balls Bobbo” 😂😂😂

    • @killagreg3
      @killagreg3 2 місяці тому +1

      And now I can’t unhear it 😂😂

  • @robinedbom7649
    @robinedbom7649 7 років тому +116

    is it just me who love the fact that baxter has his own side of the house? xD

  • @ShurueViridian
    @ShurueViridian 3 роки тому +27

    That comatose bit is one of my favourite moments in the entire series.

    • @jl9529
      @jl9529 2 роки тому +4

      You snooze you lose lol

  • @Relicanth
    @Relicanth 16 років тому +64

    I know this is about the punctured eardrum . . . but my favorite part is "Make a sudden move!"

    • @LopMuSiC1
      @LopMuSiC1 6 років тому

      hey 9 years later do you remember this video ?

    • @MrFyson
      @MrFyson 4 роки тому +1

      11 years now dude waddap!

  • @MissLeopard28
    @MissLeopard28 11 років тому +31

    LOL, that sound when his eardrums pop is hysterical!
    "Sweet dancing Jehovah, I've punctured my brain!"

  • @otakuwolf4ever985
    @otakuwolf4ever985 4 роки тому +9

    Figures Dr. Cox would be the first to jump at the chance to take advantage of Kelso's situation.

  • @Aldairion
    @Aldairion 14 років тому +18

    Ted needed that release, hahaha.

  • @s1lenzeify
    @s1lenzeify 15 років тому +22

    ...Ted I can hear now.
    ...who's Ted?
    XDDDDDDDD

  • @ragglefraggle24
    @ragglefraggle24 7 років тому +40

    Ted would've been good if he'd said it with a smile

  • @ghostspider2056
    @ghostspider2056 Рік тому +9

    I love how Bob is cheery believing everyone is being positive to him, part of the reason he’s a jerk is due to how stressful being the chief is.

  • @michaelrawson6261
    @michaelrawson6261 5 років тому +10

    "COULD YOO TAKE A LOOK IN MY EARS!!!?" 😂😂😂

  • @Lcarter52
    @Lcarter52 7 років тому +16

    2:27 Jeez Ted that was dark!

    • @andreponniah9900
      @andreponniah9900 5 років тому +5

      I'm guessing you never saw the episodes where Ted stood on the edge of the roof of the hospital?

  • @jonathandahlquist4137
    @jonathandahlquist4137 4 роки тому +2

    Saw this for the first time today and have watched this entire scene over and over again. xD

  • @DanKetchum007
    @DanKetchum007 10 років тому +12

    Sweet dancing Jehovah!

  • @darth856
    @darth856 2 роки тому +3

    One line I wish was also in this video:
    Janitor: “Dr. Dorian, Dr.Turk is free for his rectal exam. He said you'd know what that means.”

  • @swiftslick
    @swiftslick 11 років тому +11

    "Nice name, buddy. Beat up in High School much?" ROFLMAO.

  • @InvaderTan1
    @InvaderTan1 6 років тому +3

    I love Dr. Kelso's face when the Janitor is asking to do the P.A announcements XD

  • @chrishargreaves8016
    @chrishargreaves8016 11 років тому +12

    I love how Ted scurries in at 2:25

  • @ufffkfkij
    @ufffkfkij 6 років тому +8

    damn it ted you were supposed to say it with a smile on your face.

  • @Raptorguy22
    @Raptorguy22 14 років тому +14

    "Bernese the lady who does the PA announcements usually, she got hit by a BUS."
    I almost cried...

  • @SlideIX
    @SlideIX Рік тому +4

    God damn! After all these years and repeated viewings scrubs can still make me cry with laughter

  • @GenericUsername-qp1ww
    @GenericUsername-qp1ww 10 років тому +11

    02:06 lol @ Cox's face.

  • @DiscountOstrich
    @DiscountOstrich 6 років тому +5

    Ted didn't smile while venting. Come on man, even if his hearing was gone this would've backfired

  • @RaulSHermano
    @RaulSHermano 13 років тому +5

    "Hollaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa" .. i loved it when turks saying it ..

  • @Omnicharlizard
    @Omnicharlizard 4 роки тому +2

    I mean obviously it’s a safety hazard for Kelso to walk around not being able to hear, to of course Turk has to let everyone know 😂

  • @TheJellymonty
    @TheJellymonty 2 роки тому +2

    *Whose Ted?* 🤣😂🤣😅🤣😂 this whole scene is freaking hilarious! I just love the way Turk came straight to tell everyone! That's a true a friend 🤣😂🤣😅🤣😂

  • @johnno4623185
    @johnno4623185 11 років тому +5

    "Sweet dancing Jehovah, I've punctured my brain!" Hahhahaha

  • @colorshade8260
    @colorshade8260 15 років тому +6

    Haha, the funniest part: "Make a sudden move!" XD

  • @jonessoda4me1
    @jonessoda4me1 Рік тому

    0:00 “yyyES Ened!” I love how Kelso says this.

  • @TimothyNyota
    @TimothyNyota 11 років тому +1

    I remember when I got the episode, I watched that scene a million times ove and over!!! Best scene ever!!

  • @boomboom122
    @boomboom122 15 років тому +3

    lol "SWEET DANCING JEHOVAH, I'VE PUNCTURED MY BRAIN!"
    ALWAYS makes me laugh. ALWAYS!

  • @trueknowledgeispower
    @trueknowledgeispower 5 років тому +3

    Dr. Cox at 2:06,......hilarious.

  • @nowwhat7259
    @nowwhat7259 7 місяців тому

    “Dr. Dorian, Dr.Turk is free for his rectal exam. He said you’d know what that means.”

  • @KenanVonKaiser
    @KenanVonKaiser 4 роки тому +3

    RIP TED!

  • @emptyroomd9567
    @emptyroomd9567 5 років тому

    This was a brilliant episode.

  • @losthaze
    @losthaze 14 років тому +3

    "are you ready........MAKE A SUDDEN MOVE!!!"

  • @THOMASINTHE1980S
    @THOMASINTHE1980S Рік тому

    I like that he doesn’t threaten Ted.

  • @craigcullen28
    @craigcullen28 4 роки тому +1

    "there you are you deaf bastard!" haha. Go Theodore

  • @richardferrara1606
    @richardferrara1606 9 років тому +98

    why is Enid still married to this guy again

    • @RKBock
      @RKBock 9 років тому +22

      ***** she can't walk anymore

    • @richardferrara1606
      @richardferrara1606 9 років тому

      ***** is that it?

    • @RKBock
      @RKBock 9 років тому +3

      *****
      don't remember it fully, but he mentions some reasons in several episodes

    • @ruairilavery8956
      @ruairilavery8956 9 років тому +20

      +lone wolfen She's blind too. And he keeps a big jar of money in his kitchen.

    • @richardferrara1606
      @richardferrara1606 9 років тому

      Ruairi Lavery is that really it? because e could take advantage of that situation very easily

  • @MikeMJPMUNCH
    @MikeMJPMUNCH 14 років тому +1

    thats got to be one ted's best moment when he tells kelso what he really thinks of him.

  • @partygirl209
    @partygirl209 14 років тому +1

    Dr. Kelso rocks being deaf!!

  • @lqcrow
    @lqcrow Рік тому

    I had a friend who legit passed out from laughing so hard at the "sweet dancing..." line.

  • @TheGreyEyedGirl
    @TheGreyEyedGirl 13 років тому +2

    6 people made a sudden move :O

  • @nnahoy8
    @nnahoy8 8 років тому +5

    1:55 - 2:01 Turk has disappeared !

  • @tessabiggs2917
    @tessabiggs2917 4 роки тому

    January 2020 I still miss scubs.

  • @labrador_dali
    @labrador_dali 13 років тому +1

    i love ted's look of horror when he hears baxter attacking enid XD

  • @RG7621
    @RG7621 7 років тому

    How did I miss this episode? Must have fallen asleep during the marathon.

  • @christopherwall2121
    @christopherwall2121 Рік тому +1

    Is this still funny after this happened to me? Sure is.

  • @andrewhawkins8616
    @andrewhawkins8616 Рік тому

    Cox will never not make my day in this scene

  • @ETAG231189
    @ETAG231189 15 років тому

    that line is briliant

  • @ochoatcu2012
    @ochoatcu2012 11 років тому +6

    Carla: You son of a Bitch!

  • @jerodast
    @jerodast 6 років тому +6

    Janitor speech so relevant! This clip came up as related vid to TCW videos...

  • @stevengrewal9656
    @stevengrewal9656 3 роки тому

    ''There you are, you deaf bastard!!''

  • @Kalhenwrath1
    @Kalhenwrath1 4 роки тому +1

    RIP Ted.

  • @Bacillus4
    @Bacillus4 16 років тому

    he was in terrible pain...that's why he said "sweet dancing jehova I've punctured my brain!"

  • @Mandelbrotmat
    @Mandelbrotmat 13 років тому +1

    Who has two thumbs and is the funniest, cranky bastard of all time?
    BOB KELSO!!!

  • @glarcier4398
    @glarcier4398 3 роки тому

    Why am I not surprised that Cox would be the first to abuse this

  • @darkicity
    @darkicity 12 років тому +1

    1:35 haha awesome operator! janitor should do that more often

    • @theatom7264
      @theatom7264 6 років тому

      He should have his own radio talk show

  • @Asukenick
    @Asukenick 11 років тому

    This whole episode was great.

  • @DanielSelk
    @DanielSelk 7 років тому +57

    ...who's Ted?? XD

    • @vfaulkon
      @vfaulkon 6 років тому +12

      I like to imagine that he wasn't just trying to dodge trouble, but was literally so scared he forgot who he was.

  • @jakestanley52
    @jakestanley52 11 років тому +1

    Actually, the Janitor was on the speech team in college. BRADLEY!

  • @amputate8403
    @amputate8403 14 років тому

    6 people made a sudden move.

  • @andrewbazzell7137
    @andrewbazzell7137 3 роки тому +1

    Dr.Cox wasted no time 🤣

  • @chrislew8423
    @chrislew8423 3 роки тому

    Thanks for the kind words gang 😄

  • @imdctillidie1970
    @imdctillidie1970 16 років тому

    i love the fonecall bit

  • @SpiralKnight90
    @SpiralKnight90 14 років тому

    poor poor ted, always getting the short end of everything

  • @chriso1373
    @chriso1373 Рік тому

    1:46 - that time Turk violated HIPPA

    • @fan.80s_90s
      @fan.80s_90s Рік тому

      Technically, he only told nurses and doctors, not to the members of the public.

  • @Sergeantmajormario
    @Sergeantmajormario 2 роки тому

    In my headcanon, I'd like to think the added "Smile on your face" part was a suggestion from Kelso himself. Like he knew Turk would tell the people and all the things they would say, so why not technically let them get away with it? I mean Kelso intentionally plays the role of the bad guy to unite the Hospital, so he could give them a little fun

  • @Jigster2006
    @Jigster2006 14 років тому +3

    "Who's Ted" haha

  • @Jigster2006
    @Jigster2006 15 років тому

    Kelso's face when he says "sweet dancing" lmfao

  • @Robert6P6M
    @Robert6P6M 12 років тому

    0:40 pfffff, sweet dancing jehova i've punktured my brain

  • @TheComixkid2099
    @TheComixkid2099 12 років тому +2

    When the Todd speaks, does anyone else think they're hearing him say something about his balls?

  • @DaveWuzHere
    @DaveWuzHere 7 років тому +1

    Make a sudden move! bahahahahaha

  • @ACDCROCKS135
    @ACDCROCKS135 15 років тому +11

    "Dr. Tushi, you're needed in the OR. Nice name buddy. Beat up in high school much?" Oh man too funny!

  • @jeromelancashire3278
    @jeromelancashire3278 Рік тому

    1:55 What were they saying here?

  • @munenex
    @munenex 5 років тому

    Thanks for the kind words gang....

  • @Snipy55
    @Snipy55 4 роки тому +1

    Aaaaahhh those two 😂

  • @traveller4life123
    @traveller4life123 4 роки тому

    Make a sudden move! 😂😂😂

  • @wolftamer9
    @wolftamer9 15 років тому

    "make a sudden move!"
    ...wow.

  • @JKat316
    @JKat316 3 роки тому +1

    I couldn’t quite understand what The Todd said but I’m pretty sure it had to do with balls.

  • @Kerorofan1990
    @Kerorofan1990 5 років тому +2

    My question is, why did he ask a surgeon to check his ears instead of an ENT?

    • @gen4john660
      @gen4john660 5 років тому +2

      There's only so many characters man

  • @MikeDoyleRealMan44
    @MikeDoyleRealMan44 6 років тому +1

    1:53 HOLLAAA

  • @gargamellenoir8460
    @gargamellenoir8460 5 років тому

    Dear comatose people, you snooze you loose!