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The most underrated rant/joke from Dr. cox (SCRUBS Dr. Cox VS Dr. Kelso)

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  • Опубліковано 1 січ 2007
  • Bob Kelso and DR.cox in their best condition.

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  • @wiskyvet
    @wiskyvet 7 років тому +4533

    "I started an "I hate Cox" chat room. It didn't work out the way I planned. It's just me, two interns and 14,000 lesbians."

    • @Skimbleshanks73
      @Skimbleshanks73 5 років тому +44

      Can I join?

    • @sabrina.h2737
      @sabrina.h2737 5 років тому +11

      Ha, ha! 😂

    • @MrVanderwel
      @MrVanderwel 4 роки тому +6

      @Emanuel Toma False, he loves cox.

    • @thepeepsho
      @thepeepsho 4 роки тому +34

      this is quite possibly the best comment on any scrubs video that i have read!!! absolutely brilliant!! xx

    • @saltywater5097
      @saltywater5097 4 роки тому +75

      @@thepeepsho it's from the show.

  • @Grizabeebles
    @Grizabeebles 7 років тому +3192

    The part I loved about Scrubs was that after a couple seasons you clued in on the fact that Dr. Cox was a complete burn-out. He _really_ cared about his patients and the whole insulting and ranting routine was just his way of dealing with the sheer existential horror that is being unable to help so many people -- That's why the "perfect game" episode is my favorite. All the man wants is just *one* day when he doesn't have to stare death in the face.

    • @InfernosReaper
      @InfernosReaper 5 років тому +171

      And yet at the end, of the day, he said to call the death, because he knew that day was lost, but there was always hope for tomorrow.

    • @neralvan2738
      @neralvan2738 5 років тому +132

      Backed up even further by Season 5 Episodes 20&21. He had a deep connection with a patient, albeit through childhood trauma, and when him and 3 other patients died because of a freak accident he causes, he completely loses it. Dr. Cox always plays some villainous role to drive people away, but when it truly matters and the balance of someone's life or career comes into play, he shows who he truly is. Which is why the finale (I don't count season 9 as a show, much less a season) was such a perfect finale.

    • @matrixphijr
      @matrixphijr 4 роки тому +47

      @@neralvan2738 Yeah that one episode in particular is probably my favorite in the entire run of the show. To make it all worse, there was one patient in that episode who Cox was friends with and was not in any danger of dying until receiving the rabies-infected organ donation. You could see just how personally he took that death and how responsible he felt for it (as it led to his stint away from the hospital), and it showed you--as you said--just how much he truly cared for his patients.

    • @michelvanderlinden8363
      @michelvanderlinden8363 4 роки тому +98

      I knew a guy who worked at either a funeral home or crematorium (I forgot which). The people there would make the most fucked up jokes according to him. nothing was sacred, anything was allowed.
      Not because they were bad people, or had bad morals. It was purely because they NEEDED to do it to get through the day. It's one thing to have a ceremony for an elderly lady who died peacefully in her sleep. Its another to hold it for a 9 year old who was struck dead by a car.
      That info always stuck by me and it's the main reason why I feel Doctor Cox is quite possibly the most realistic aspect of the show.

    • @katenkyokotsu4417
      @katenkyokotsu4417 4 роки тому +28

      Or and hear me out he just loves rants which is shown when JD gave him an encyclopedia with every rant he’s every made...the delight on his face is telling

  • @Duddeldink
    @Duddeldink 6 років тому +3522

    It just struck me, now, years after the show ended, that Dr. Murphy is called Murphy, and that with him everything that can go wrong, does.
    I am a slooooow man...

    • @Skorsis
      @Skorsis 6 років тому +351

      ... holy shit.

    • @ampz1466
      @ampz1466 6 років тому +235

      Wow, I never saw that.

    • @JimBox810
      @JimBox810 6 років тому +127

      never thought of that either wow

    • @phoenixnyc
      @phoenixnyc 5 років тому +90

      You are not alone.

    • @jamesgentry4556
      @jamesgentry4556 5 років тому +65

      Wow, that as bad as when I realized that Aloma Wright came back as Shirley when they killed off Lavern.

  • @ShadowWolf1982
    @ShadowWolf1982 4 роки тому +522

    “There seems to be a mix up, this hell. Hello Hitler, hello Mussolini, Captain Kangaroo? That’s weird.”
    Not just the dialog, but the way Cox delivers it, laughing too hard to breath. 😂😂

    • @StanvilleBrown
      @StanvilleBrown 3 роки тому +4

      Facts! 😆

    • @danielciocilteu3545
      @danielciocilteu3545 6 місяців тому

      The big question is: who is Captain Kangaroo? (im not american)

    • @seanshukoski3457
      @seanshukoski3457 6 місяців тому +1

      @@danielciocilteu3545A childhood entertainer; like Barney, Bozo the Clown, Howdy Doody,, Mr. Rogers, etc.

  • @Siliven
    @Siliven 9 років тому +3919

    Cox: _"Mr. Murphey -"_
    Murphey: _"Dr. Murphey?"_
    Cox: _"ehh, yeehh, ehh, teehh, yehh, ehh"_
    xD

    • @saryan155
      @saryan155 9 років тому +14

      LOL.

    • @brickfungus
      @brickfungus 9 років тому +71

      ***** one of my favorite dr cox moments right there... i use it in real life a lot

    • @DirtCheapFU
      @DirtCheapFU 8 років тому +80

      i used this joke on a fellow NCO. who was tightroping 3 different "less than honorable" discharge(s).

    • @pschroeter1
      @pschroeter1 7 років тому +25

      You zeroed on the perhaps the funniest moment from the entire series.

    • @phishfearme2
      @phishfearme2 6 років тому +10

      captain kangaroo - that's weird

  • @enjoythestruggle
    @enjoythestruggle 7 років тому +2211

    'I'll explain it for you, you're a bad doctor' - hahaha xD Why is brutal honesty so funny?

    • @hardwirecars
      @hardwirecars 7 років тому +63

      because most people think it but our society says everyone should be treated nice even when its just not true.
      its also why so many love insult comedy (think of a roast)

    • @enjoythestruggle
      @enjoythestruggle 7 років тому +4

      hardwire Yep, that's it.

    • @feelthepony
      @feelthepony 6 років тому +4

      in what society do you live i wonder.assholes have been a majority since i was born in 1991.

    • @4_times_college_dropout_tr24
      @4_times_college_dropout_tr24 6 років тому +21

      Its surprising.A shock, and its there to make you laugh so its ok to laugh at poor dr. murphy being emotionally crippled by his superiors because its a joke but irl he would probably become severely depressed so we dont say that irl. Its fantasy about letting out rage but in very inappropriate ways, imagine if the show focused on dr murphys sad background or something, those jokes wouldnt be so funny. However we know the struggles of cox and his therapy so it makes it a bit more real. You get assholes who just take jokes from this and find power in using it in real life, but they don't know the suffering the guy on the other end goes through. A lot of people are raised by tv nowadays. Time and place.

    • @Grubiantoll
      @Grubiantoll 6 років тому +15

      Most people fail at the honest part of ''brutal honesty''

  • @marcochimio
    @marcochimio 4 роки тому +230

    The writers of this show came up with a brilliant way to deal with the Dr./Mr. Murphy character. If you are a fan of the show (spoiler), you learn that Murphy eventually specializes in Pathology and, it turns out, he is superbly good at his job. Why? Because he had accidentally killed so many patients when he was still treating them, that he became a walking encyclopedia of causes of death. Just genius writing (and acting)!

    • @macmcleod1188
      @macmcleod1188 9 місяців тому +21

      That was such a satisfying outcome for me. I was just so happy after watching that episode.

    • @marcochimio
      @marcochimio 9 місяців тому +14

      @@macmcleod1188 If you’re talking about Doug finding his own, I couldn’t agree more. It put a huge smile on my face and made me ridiculously happy for a fictional character.

    • @miahconnell23
      @miahconnell23 9 місяців тому +1

      Later season ? I thought they had him on track to become a coroner at some point… he was regulated to working with patients who’d already passed away…

    • @stevesmith9447
      @stevesmith9447 9 місяців тому +15

      Are you kidding? Upstairs they call that a Doug.

    • @marcochimio
      @marcochimio 9 місяців тому +1

      @@miahconnell23 Pathologist, I think.

  • @DateTwoRelate
    @DateTwoRelate 4 роки тому +178

    The best thing about this show is the few moments it got serious it would burn a hole in your heart so quickly that you didn't know how to process it fast enough. Therein lies the essence of life.

  • @jaywar69
    @jaywar69 10 років тому +342

    "Your witness... " Great Kelso!

    • @CommisarHood
      @CommisarHood 6 років тому +4

      "Your Honor... I got nothing."

    • @paulschuman1480
      @paulschuman1480 5 років тому +1

      That line is literally the reason I looked for this clip

    • @billeone
      @billeone 2 місяці тому

      😂😂😂 dead ☠️☠️☠️

  • @RagnarokMic
    @RagnarokMic 7 років тому +742

    I can listen to Dr. Cox rant all day long. I just love having my ears filled with Cox.

  • @sagenebula
    @sagenebula 9 років тому +2646

    Honestly I think my favorite part of this whole thing is the exchange between Kelso and JD:
    JD: "Nana Hobbes or Grandma Dorian? Because Nana Hobbes can be a teensy bit racist."
    KELSO: "Grandma Dorian."
    JD: "She's dead."
    Cox may not appreciate JD all the time, but you know damn well JD was doing that just to be an asshole and piss off Kelso, and I love it.

    • @sausagedogandmrv
      @sausagedogandmrv 9 років тому +306

      lolololgoodtimes I never thought of it like that. I always just thought JD said that because he was a bit of a weirdo and always said random things.

    • @01smashproductions
      @01smashproductions 8 років тому +8

      +George Christodoulides Who are you, JD? Piss off mate.

    • @joevictor53
      @joevictor53 8 років тому +65

      +lolololgoodtimes I lose it at Kelso''s reaction after that. So funny!

    • @hardwirecars
      @hardwirecars 7 років тому +83

      i would agree but JD was always like that it was his character.

    • @tuschman168
      @tuschman168 7 років тому +101

      I'm honestly surprised Kelso even walked into that one. Usually he doesn't even entertain dumb questions like that one.

  • @FuckYoutubeCensorship
    @FuckYoutubeCensorship 8 років тому +868

    Dorian's "she's dead" was the part that made me laugh.

  • @user-user9
    @user-user9 6 років тому +163

    Cox: We are moving on.
    JD: You heard him we're moving on
    Cox: Oh, God help me
    JD: ...God help him

  • @paulschuman1480
    @paulschuman1480 7 років тому +74

    As an attorney, I crack up everytime Bob just goes "your witness"

    • @bigmetroidfan1263
      @bigmetroidfan1263 2 роки тому

      Yeah, that will happen when there is great dialogue between Dr. Cox and Dr. Kelso.

    • @Galerak1
      @Galerak1 9 місяців тому

      As you're an attorney I'm surprised you think 'every time' doesn't have a space in the middle.

  • @Raveityourway
    @Raveityourway 7 років тому +811

    I always thought I'd grow up to be like Doctor Cox. Now I'm 19 and feeling more and more like Doug everyday.

    • @EmmanuelMendoza-nv6gu
      @EmmanuelMendoza-nv6gu 6 років тому +5

      Hit Now me too

    • @danielmcilwaine3159
      @danielmcilwaine3159 6 років тому +74

      No one becomes a Dr Cox without being Doug for a little while

    •  5 років тому +13

      Any changes now that you're 21?

    • @MOZZQUESTVANYALI
      @MOZZQUESTVANYALI 5 років тому +21

      Yeah but doug goes on to be a great mortician, keep at it.

    • @connormclernon26
      @connormclernon26 5 років тому +1

      Mozzaru eh, he still makes mistakes.

  • @Nuregra
    @Nuregra 7 років тому +502

    Great moment in Scrubs, but as far as this being his most underrated joke/rant I must quote the man himself. "Wrong wrong wrong wrong. Wrong wrong wrong wrong. You're wrong. You're wrong. You're wrong."

    • @crashmatrix
      @crashmatrix 7 років тому +16

      Define... clickbait.

    • @chriswelcome8102
      @chriswelcome8102 7 років тому +3

      I use that on a weekly basis. Even though no one knows what I'm "Quoting"

    • @mattmatty5242
      @mattmatty5242 7 років тому +10

      and we can add, from an other episode, " so wrong that it almost became right "

    • @BwanaLawi
      @BwanaLawi 7 років тому +27

      Who else sang to this?

    • @DrRockso1987
      @DrRockso1987 7 років тому +15

      One of the best moments was when J.D. said, "Soon you'll control what I say" and Dr. Cox responds, "I can control what you're say. Watch. Say something annoying!" J.D. responds, "See, it's..." and Dr. Cox says, "TA-DA!!!"
      That is by far one of Dr. Cox's sickest burns ever.

  • @lunaracc914
    @lunaracc914 7 років тому +650

    Murphey: Sir...if I can just take this chance to explain my disturbingly high mortality rate.
    Kelso: Why don't I do that for you? You're a bad doctor.

    • @s-094cam5
      @s-094cam5 5 років тому +85

      "I swear that man has killed so many people he may just be a government agent..."

    • @maroo747
      @maroo747 3 роки тому +7

      @@s-094cam5 conspiracy theory intensifies

    • @dwainpannell4931
      @dwainpannell4931 3 роки тому +1

      So why do you keep employing him?

    • @dobrilabijelic1631
      @dobrilabijelic1631 2 роки тому +1

      4 years later I'm the 500th like. Feels good mayne.

    • @rahbeeuh
      @rahbeeuh 2 роки тому +3

      Foreshadows his eventual turn to coroner?

  • @VGamingJunkieVT
    @VGamingJunkieVT 9 років тому +150

    Imagine if Kelso had said "John Dorion is a girly ass kisser" just to see Cox disagree with him.

    • @itsOasus
      @itsOasus 9 років тому +18

      he would but then Mr. Murphy here wouldn't have his moment of glory whereas JD did eventually finally get his

    • @VGamingJunkieVT
      @VGamingJunkieVT 9 років тому +2

      ***** He could have done both, it didn't have to be one or the other. XD

    • @Omnipotentmonkey
      @Omnipotentmonkey 8 років тому +25

      +MetroidJunkie2007 If that had happened I can just imagine Dr Cox jumping out of a window to avoid the dilemma

    • @VGamingJunkieVT
      @VGamingJunkieVT 8 років тому +23

      Ciaran Smith Dr.Cox: I just realized... I have to go to the bathroom! - Jumps out window-
      Dr.Kelso: Odd, usually he sticks the landing.

    • @Omnipotentmonkey
      @Omnipotentmonkey 8 років тому +8

      +MetroidJunkie2007 damn, that's actually pretty spot-on to what the writers would do with that scenario, good dialogue my friend.

  • @Iggybart05
    @Iggybart05 3 роки тому +100

    my favorite kelso moment is when JD's patient dies and kelso tells him.
    "Dr. Dorian you patient coded, i called it"
    "wait he's dead are you sure????"
    "well if he isn't that autopsy's gonna be a bitch"
    i know this isn't a kelso video, but kelso is still gold in this one too.

    • @dougmphilly
      @dougmphilly 2 роки тому +2

      brilliant

    • @chriso1373
      @chriso1373 10 місяців тому +1

      Probably my fave kelso line.
      Its up there with Janitor's "man... soup nights were the worst"

  • @MikeMJPMUNCH
    @MikeMJPMUNCH 8 років тому +325

    I love the double take he does before saying "Captain Kangaroo?"

    • @DonGius1
      @DonGius1 4 роки тому +8

      In german its kermit the frog🤷‍♂️

  • @WillofDD
    @WillofDD 10 років тому +188

    My favorite part: I don't ever want to hear anything that's come out of that man's mouth; unless, of course, it's "Oh, my God! I'm dying. Now I'm moving towards the light. But wait a minute, there's been a mistake! This is Hell! Hello, Hitler. Hello, Mussolini. Captain Kangaroo? That's weird!" LOL

  • @nygiants93
    @nygiants93 16 років тому +65

    "grandma dorian."
    " she's dead"
    " THE POINT IS..." XD

  • @lordofentropy
    @lordofentropy 7 років тому +127

    My all time favorite Dr Cox moment is still:
    Elliot: "Dr Cox, I need your help."
    Dr Cox: "I would love to help you Barbie, but I am plum out of hair scrunchies."

  • @stephennichol3620
    @stephennichol3620 11 місяців тому +54

    They could have easily had Dr Cox and Dr Kelso switch arguments and have Kelso say he wants everyone to focus only on people who have a chance because it will boost the hospital stats and give us more grants or whatever, but instead they actually made Dr Cox wrong and Dr Kelso right. It humanizes both of them which makes this a great show

    • @dream6562
      @dream6562 10 місяців тому +2

      It makes sense though, Dr Kelso is the one who would actually receive the complaints, so it would have to come from him

    • @Batchall_Accepted
      @Batchall_Accepted 9 місяців тому +7

      What I liked about the show was they put a lot of work into not having a 'villain' , just people with conflicting ideas on how to handle shit. Everyone had a reason for being the way they are, shit even "the todd" acts how he does due to hidden insecurities
      Kelso and cox aren't bad people, they're just burned out from a lifetime of this shit

  • @Bear-fj2me
    @Bear-fj2me 8 років тому +213

    "Your witness."
    [ ] Not rekt
    [x] Rekt

  • @moveaxebx
    @moveaxebx 7 років тому +76

    "Why don't I do that for you. You're a bad doctor"...confidence gone forever! Hahahahaha

  • @Dragonrose36
    @Dragonrose36 3 роки тому +450

    "Perry, it's hotter than hell in here!"
    "Freezing!"
    "Great coffee though!"
    "Rat piss!"
    "Dr. Murphy is an incompetent suck-up!"
    "No Bob, in fact he's one of the finest young doctors I've ever had the good fortune of working with!"
    "Your witness."

    • @123RADIOactive
      @123RADIOactive 3 роки тому +41

      =D I’m calling my dad!! 🤪🤪🤪

    • @Ghost-go5eh
      @Ghost-go5eh 3 роки тому

      I read this right as that scene started playing haha

    • @michaelwalker1017
      @michaelwalker1017 3 роки тому

      Your witness 🤣 😌👌🏼

    • @commandercaptain4664
      @commandercaptain4664 3 роки тому +18

      Kelso: RoboCop 3 is total crap!
      Cox: Masterpiece.
      Kelso: I say po-ta-to, and you say...
      Cox: To-ma-to.
      Kelso: How many lights are there?
      Cox: THERE. ARE. FOUR. LIGHTS.
      Kelso: Dr. Cox is the greatest physician who ever lived.
      Cox: ... damn you.

    • @PHDiaz-vv7yo
      @PHDiaz-vv7yo 3 роки тому +5

      @@commandercaptain4664 underrated Trekkie comment. Well played Sandra
      (Yes applying Coxian girls names. Honestly there’s respect the-eee-re)

  • @CRDR10001
    @CRDR10001 8 років тому +104

    Dr. Kelso: Perry, your lips, my ass... they should meet.

  • @gravatea8681
    @gravatea8681 8 років тому +78

    "Captain Kangaroo? That's weird."

    • @newperve
      @newperve 5 років тому +2

      It isn't though he knows what he did.

  • @Jack-yx5wf
    @Jack-yx5wf 7 років тому +32

    Me: "Oh hey, another Scrubs clip I can binge tonight!" *posted ten years ago* "My God I'm old"

  • @mixck
    @mixck 2 роки тому +3

    "Mr Murphy"
    "Dr Murphy sir?"
    "Njaaehhhh"

  • @stoneharper7038
    @stoneharper7038 3 роки тому +30

    “Why don’t I do that for you, you’re a bad doctor”
    Incredible line

  • @jamesharvarduk
    @jamesharvarduk 10 років тому +776

    I like the bit where the doctor says the funny thing.

  • @yobogoya4367
    @yobogoya4367 7 років тому +59

    I lost it at "your witness" lol

    • @abomesai18
      @abomesai18 7 років тому +13

      Jeff Cheek "Captain Kangaroo, that's weird."

  • @dr.shrutimani4276
    @dr.shrutimani4276 10 років тому +35

    "Grandma Dorian?? She's dead :/ "

  • @pavarottiaardvark3431
    @pavarottiaardvark3431 9 місяців тому +4

    It's amazing how many iconic Scrubs lines (Nana Hobbes, Dolphin Sex, Captain Kangaroo) are crammed into this short clip

  • @motorcycleman115
    @motorcycleman115 7 років тому +474

    How is this show not proclaimed as the greatest comedy show ever?

    • @cacturino
      @cacturino 7 років тому +19

      because it isnt

    • @carleec5881
      @carleec5881 7 років тому +45

      Gabe Kearney it really is.

    • @motorcycleman115
      @motorcycleman115 7 років тому +24

      Seinfeld can suck it!

    • @Jafs
      @Jafs 7 років тому +8

      All about animation it's good has emotional and comedic scenes... however Frasier and everybody loves Raymond were slightly smarter in there jokes .. particularly Frasier

    • @role-playingginger6798
      @role-playingginger6798 7 років тому +10

      Because of the existence of Blackadder, Father Ted, Red Dwarf, Only Fools & Horses; just to name a few.

  • @WolfgangVonPoserkila
    @WolfgangVonPoserkila 10 років тому +627

    I'm callin my dad :D

  • @vladtepes97
    @vladtepes97 7 років тому +63

    in my opinion, scrubs is right next to mash as the greatest tv series in usa history. laugh, cry, scream, cheer, often in the same episode.

    • @leopold7562
      @leopold7562 5 років тому +8

      And not a single laugh track in sight. Well, except for "My Life In Four Cameras", which was supposed to be there. Oh, and the reworkings of MASH with the laugh track added for stupid people, which ruined it.

  • @sprosonator
    @sprosonator 3 роки тому +13

    I kinda agree with both doctors, on one hand, you need to spend as much time looking after patients who actually have a chance to live but you also can’t let the patients who don’t have any chance just die alone.

  • @dennyfrontier
    @dennyfrontier 2 роки тому +10

    I love how Kelso actually answered JD with Grandma Dorian and then got mad lmao fuck

  • @trash1000
    @trash1000 9 років тому +42

    "Mr Murphy", I love that line xD

  • @Kuonluw
    @Kuonluw 9 років тому +60

    This one is pretty funny but my favourite Cox vs Kelso is "Hey champ, what has 2thumbs and doesn't give a crap? Bob Kelso."

    • @jayferguson9968
      @jayferguson9968 7 років тому +5

      ...I thought we'd met? (2nd time)

    • @13vatra
      @13vatra 6 років тому +3

      Jay Ferguson I added a funny voice to keep it fresh.

    • @wickedwitchoftheeast88
      @wickedwitchoftheeast88 4 роки тому +1

      Nah the best Cox and Kelso scene was when Cox punched him in front of everyone for being a bullying asshole to Elliot and everyone's reaction it made that the best ever scene 😂😂

    • @wolfe6220
      @wolfe6220 2 роки тому

      @@wickedwitchoftheeast88 And Ted (RIP Sam Lloyd) just laughing and laughing....

  • @yaserthe1
    @yaserthe1 5 років тому +23

    As a Doctor, I can say this is the funniest and weirdly most accurate medical show ever, in my opinion offcourse .

    • @filipjovanovic8138
      @filipjovanovic8138 Рік тому

      I keep hearing from actual doctors that Scrubs is very accurate. Unlike Grey's Anatomy lol

    • @rohithkumar8708
      @rohithkumar8708 Рік тому

      ​@Filip Jovanovic Grey's anatomy is dogshit. it's nonstop drama and they don't really act like doctors

    • @Galerak1
      @Galerak1 9 місяців тому

      As you're Doctor I'm sure you've realised by now that 'of course' isn't one word.

    • @rabbitman8535
      @rabbitman8535 8 місяців тому

      ​@@Galerak1but offcourse must be

    • @blazelightshine2311
      @blazelightshine2311 7 місяців тому

      @@filipjovanovic8138Yeah from what I heard, a lot of research was done as well as talking with some doctors, especially the doctor that heavily influenced JD's character. Plus unlike House and Grey's, the drama of the show doesn't nearly as often come from the actual medicine or the rare or weird cases about it, but about the emotional connection and internal tensions between the characters, so you don't need to lean as heavily into medicine aspects (including fudging more things so they go the way of the plot) which also helps accuracy

  • @anonymousannoyed385
    @anonymousannoyed385 4 роки тому +15

    My mum walked in on me watching this on the part where he said murphy was a good doctor. She immediately asked me of Dr Cox was drinking earlier in the episode

  • @dirdib69
    @dirdib69 Рік тому +3

    "Your witness." Perfect dismissive "I'm right, now shut up." Kelso.

  • @Avatar1454
    @Avatar1454 3 роки тому +23

    To be fair by Kelso he is not wrong. That's why while I found him unpleasant, I never hated him. Families of patients are paying doctors to spend time with the patients. It's not about saving the patient but managing the optics, which, let's face it everyone has to do.

  • @loganguy2155
    @loganguy2155 Рік тому +2

    Amazing that this man-
    Bob Kelso is a veteran from WW2.🤯

  • @Valterius87
    @Valterius87 2 роки тому +23

    It doesn't take a genius. It's called triage, and every person in the field learns it from the get-go. Sad to say, there is a priority and true professionals follow it. That's what this scene was getting at, even if light-hearted and out of context.

    • @olenickel6013
      @olenickel6013 Рік тому +4

      Those are admitted patients on an ICU floor. They are far past triage stage.

  • @mp3holder94
    @mp3holder94 6 років тому +40

    Hard to believe this is the most medically accurate t.v. show

    • @proudtennessean6152
      @proudtennessean6152 2 роки тому +9

      Right. Paramedic here with a md wife abd we both tell everyone this is hands down more accurate than greys, Chicago med, etc.

    • @wlfmanjack
      @wlfmanjack Рік тому

      Huh...Never would have guessed

    • @2Fast4Mellow
      @2Fast4Mellow Місяць тому

      ​@@proudtennessean6152 That is because TV viewers don't want to see a doctor the same procedures over and over. They always get the most unique cases...
      The reason why this show is reasonable accurate is because they don't focus as much on the patients, but more on the transition of the medical students make into becoming a doctors...

  • @danielray1484
    @danielray1484 2 роки тому +6

    Reminds me a time when I was rushed into the ER from a head wond.
    The Doctor was using me as a classroom demonstration. The only thing going through my mind is, "don't screw up on me"
    I still like nurses better than doctors dealing with stitches.

  • @inspectorjavert8443
    @inspectorjavert8443 4 роки тому +10

    0:40 free advice guys: Do NOT do this when walking into a Covid-19 ward, people get snippy with you

  • @ColArana
    @ColArana 13 років тому +36

    "The whole dolphin thing used to make you so interesting." Lmao!

  • @zcounts98
    @zcounts98 10 років тому +562

    Ashhhh "I don't ever want to hear anything that's come out of that man's mouth; unless, of course, it's "Oh, my God! I'm dying. Now I'm moving towards the light. But wait a minute, there's been a mistake! This is Hell! Hello, Hitler. Hello, Mussolini. Captain Kangaroo? That's weird!"

    • @zcounts98
      @zcounts98 9 років тому +51

      Uh, yeah, well, i don't give a rats hairy ass if you "just heard it," i can post what i want, when i want, and how i want(within reason)

    • @radical-racc
      @radical-racc 8 років тому +19

      +Zach Counts lol I read all your comments in this as Dr. coxx

    • @flyinghole
      @flyinghole 8 років тому +2

      Lol, i did too.

    • @Bloodhoven
      @Bloodhoven 7 років тому +26

      in the german dub they replaced captain kangaroo with kermit the frog. Still funny though^^

    • @GoodNeutralEvilChaos
      @GoodNeutralEvilChaos 7 років тому

      Auroa1000 I did as as Cox 🆚 Kelso.

  • @Posiedon151
    @Posiedon151 10 років тому +36

    "Captain Kangaroo Thats wierd" LMFAO!!

  • @icewolf293
    @icewolf293 6 років тому +13

    JD's "Shes Dead" joke/burn on Dr.Kelso i feel is one of the most underrated in the show.

  • @dcfan1001
    @dcfan1001 10 років тому +24

    i love how he says "Your Witness" xDD

  • @joermnyc
    @joermnyc 3 роки тому +6

    What you don’t want to hear when you are in the hospital: “Dead.... dead... dead...”

  • @chrissiem3958
    @chrissiem3958 2 роки тому +1

    'I'm calling my DAD!' 🤩
    Awww, bless lol

  • @austinhall3937
    @austinhall3937 3 роки тому +2

    No no no, I've already gone down a House rabbit hole, now the algorithm is trying to send me down a Scrubs one too.

    • @johnconti1329
      @johnconti1329 2 роки тому

      I've rewatched the entire series (not you, season 9) over the last couple months, and am about to re-rewatch it. So all I can say is go deep, and enjoy.

  • @allit8844
    @allit8844 10 років тому +24

    Lmao! I will forever love this show.

  • @sopralto817
    @sopralto817 11 років тому +28

    My favorite part of that last bit is that you have two things the audience can't tell (temperature of the room and the quality of the coffee) and then the last one just SEALS IT.

  • @justarandomveryintelligent8934
    @justarandomveryintelligent8934 8 років тому +151

    John c McGinley needs to be j Jonah Jameson

    • @No1ofConsequence
      @No1ofConsequence 7 років тому

      Indeed.

    • @thisismagacountry1318
      @thisismagacountry1318 7 років тому +10

      I'd prefer his portrayal of Caitlyn Jenner.

    • @inspectorjavert8443
      @inspectorjavert8443 7 років тому

      Yes, Yes! Make it happen!

    • @sgbsflgbsf
      @sgbsflgbsf 7 років тому +5

      NO. Simmons is the ONLY JJJ i can see playing him. He just does too good of a job. Just look at all those youtube poops of him lol. Specifically the coniption one.

    • @MegaMerlin5
      @MegaMerlin5 7 років тому +2

      Simmons is gonna be playing commissioner Gordon now though isn't he "I WANT PICTURES!! PICTURES OF BATMAN"

  • @formusicplaylist1
    @formusicplaylist1 12 років тому +47

    "Dead, dead, dead, dead, and OH my goodness if we don't have somebody here we might be able to help"
    lmao cox is so awesome

  • @standuporshutup
    @standuporshutup 8 років тому +36

    Is that snoop dogg resident mixed among the group?

  • @ViewThis.
    @ViewThis. 4 роки тому +4

    I haven't watched Scrubs in many years. It makes me laugh until I cry or my sides hurt. If the Reruns came on at 3am and I had to get up for work at 6am I would still watch it, sleeplessness and all.

  • @mr.roboto209
    @mr.roboto209 8 місяців тому +1

    "Something has come to his attention" is an underrated lime

  • @Rioraku
    @Rioraku Місяць тому

    The level of sass, pettiness and sarcasm between them is unmatched lmao

  • @jensibowable
    @jensibowable 10 років тому +68

    "god help him" bwahahahaha

  • @BritishTeaFGC
    @BritishTeaFGC 8 років тому +11

    The best Dr. Cox vs Dr. Kelso joke is the one where Dr. Cox said he hacked into Kelso's answering machine.

    • @bigdonut001
      @bigdonut001 7 років тому +1

      British Tea Bob kelso. ten inches

  • @seanripper2935
    @seanripper2935 7 років тому +4

    2:53-That face, he wants to agree with Kelso but won't solely on principle.

  • @crowdpleasa4495
    @crowdpleasa4495 7 років тому

    Just got back on scrubs marathoning and I have these scenes memorized, love all of them

  • @TheAlmightyRuler1
    @TheAlmightyRuler1 8 років тому +18

    Season 3: Episode 6; "My Advice to You."

    • @tgtg9398
      @tgtg9398 6 років тому +1

      TheAlmightyRuler1 been looking for that comment

  • @kenhutchingame2606
    @kenhutchingame2606 7 років тому +13

    Captain Kangaroo? That's weird. Too funny,

  • @vladtepes97
    @vladtepes97 Рік тому +2

    I love Doug. He's a fantastic coroner

  • @bthsr7113
    @bthsr7113 4 роки тому +1

    "Captain kangaroo!? That's weird!"
    And the double take makes it even better.

  • @adamwebb8114
    @adamwebb8114 4 роки тому +5

    God help me there is no one better than John C McGinleys Dr Cox when it comes to sarcasm and quips

  • @lush.hayden
    @lush.hayden 7 років тому +13

    Guess who has two thumbs and doesn't give a crap?
    Bob Kelso how ya doing

  • @BirdGang6
    @BirdGang6 4 місяці тому

    “Let me tell you, you’re a bad doctor”
    Kelso was an absolute gem

  • @Spider_7_7
    @Spider_7_7 3 роки тому +1

    "Why don't I do that for you? You're a bad doctor."

  • @stephenhicks9902
    @stephenhicks9902 6 років тому +3

    No matter how many times I see a scrubs episode I cant get passed seeing Dr Cox as Sgt O'Neil from Platoon, and that just makes every thing he does even more epic.

    • @ScreamBloodyMetal
      @ScreamBloodyMetal 2 роки тому +1

      It’s funny because Dr. Cox is the anti-Sgt. O’Neill.

    • @rickyray2794
      @rickyray2794 Рік тому +1

      Don't forget, he put someone in the O'Neil death grip

  • @ELIEISMYHERO
    @ELIEISMYHERO 15 років тому +31

    Elliot: "What did I miss?"
    Kelso: "It has come to my attention..."
    JD: "Something's come to his attention"
    xD

    • @razofdead
      @razofdead 3 роки тому

      Perfect timming, i try to do that.. people always take more time to talk then i expected

  • @MissJoaniB
    @MissJoaniB 11 років тому

    Oh my goodness, I don't know how I've missed this for so many years!! Thank you!

  • @shadowdragonlord2295
    @shadowdragonlord2295 Рік тому +1

    Imagined if Kelso said he hated JD and called him a disgrace to any father.

  • @mvib1604
    @mvib1604 5 років тому +11

    "Dr" Murphy ended up working the morgue if I remember right 😅😄

    • @Darkstar263
      @Darkstar263 4 роки тому +3

      "Upstairs they call that a 'Doug'."

    • @DrewSavo
      @DrewSavo 4 роки тому

      Yeah the producers decided that they needed to expand on the characters in the ‘weapons chest’: the term used for sub-characters who are funny for ridiculous reasons. I.e. Todd, Ted etc.

    • @joermnyc
      @joermnyc 4 роки тому +2

      Murphy killed so many patients his autopsies were able to quickly find cause of death (and see if the hospital was responsible in case of lawsuits).

    • @BenReillySpydr1962
      @BenReillySpydr1962 4 роки тому +1

      @@joermnyc That's brilliant.

    • @razofdead
      @razofdead 3 роки тому

      He was great doctor in morgue because he knew everything why people die

  • @DblOSmith
    @DblOSmith 2 роки тому +1

    So true. Working in a hospital system is juggling multiple bosses and managers who all want contradictory things. Your best bet is to navigate it without one or both of them getting TOO angry with you.

  • @happyfoxtail2062
    @happyfoxtail2062 11 місяців тому +1

    That exasperated response to grandma Dorian being dead tickles me every time 😅

  • @magicoA
    @magicoA 8 років тому +7

    2:33:giving into that question was his first mistake haha

  • @Mikeplaysdbd
    @Mikeplaysdbd 4 роки тому +4

    Laverna: how come we keep things around here if they dont work here
    Cox: then why are we keep your ass around here.😂😂😂

  • @Lionblaze-Prime
    @Lionblaze-Prime 7 місяців тому +1

    How can anybody dislike this show is beyond me

  • @_danfiz
    @_danfiz 4 роки тому +4

    Poor Murphy 😂 I'm glad he's into law now 😆😆

  • @cosmogal.ashella1907
    @cosmogal.ashella1907 11 років тому +3

    Hahahaaa dr murphy "I'm calling my daaad!" Excited tone

  • @iamtenzin4409
    @iamtenzin4409 7 років тому +3

    "Your witness"
    Good gods I miss this show.

  • @PavarottiAardvark
    @PavarottiAardvark 5 років тому +1

    Gosh darn the dialogue on this show could be SO GOOD

  • @f.t.mckinnon5601
    @f.t.mckinnon5601 4 роки тому +2

    I miss this show

  • @axesoccer7887
    @axesoccer7887 5 років тому +3

    Should’ve continued with...
    Kelso: You hate Dr. Dorian with a passion.
    Cox: *speechless*

    • @erinmiller1433
      @erinmiller1433 5 років тому +1

      AxeSoccer That would have been brilliant.

  • @theyatsyspam
    @theyatsyspam 7 років тому +7

    Rat piss. He says 'Rat piss'. I saw this episode countless times but here in the UK everything slightly quirky gets censored. Now I've gotten this full scene after like 6 years.

    • @wennethicus5212
      @wennethicus5212 7 років тому

      You must go to sleep early.

    • @mchobbit2951
      @mchobbit2951 6 років тому +2

      Wait what? It's the US where everything gets censored usually.

    • @noerartnoe
      @noerartnoe 6 років тому

      "Everything slightly quirky gets censored"? The Big Fat Quiz had three naked dudes, junk hanging out for all to see, on-screen as a part of a question ("What three statues are they pretending to be")...

  • @LordWyatt
    @LordWyatt 9 місяців тому +1

    JD mentioned both grannies even though one was already dead😂
    I miss this show

  • @ZakEmber
    @ZakEmber 6 місяців тому +1

    I love that this show actually dived into Kelso and Cox, showing that their sarcasm or cynicism is actually their last line of defense because they actually care a lot. So much it actually hurts. That's what they look for in the younger staff and Cox Kelso are just in different stages of struggling with how they want to care for patients and the bitter realities they've seen. Kelso is partly the way he is in order to shape Cox the way Cox shapes the kids; reality can be bitter and tough, but you have to make hard calls and think beyond what you may want for yourself or idealistically think is right. For a comedy show, I appreciated they gave chances for these characters to be deeper.

  • @greatgrandpa4651
    @greatgrandpa4651 7 років тому +4

    Love this show.