Scrubs Janitor's New Uniform

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  • Опубліковано 15 лип 2008
  • From episode 422, My Big Move
    Requested by: CoastJumper
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  • @rovaan57
    @rovaan57 Рік тому +148

    “Thank you, supposedly straight surgeon!” Still gets me to this day

  • @blacktimhoward4322
    @blacktimhoward4322 3 роки тому +651

    I love that he hears the explanation behind the psychological phenomenon and still punches the absolute dogshit out of Ted

    • @krazed0451
      @krazed0451 3 роки тому +29

      I think he took it as encouragement ;-)

    • @tungmiyaynusnbahls8936
      @tungmiyaynusnbahls8936 Рік тому +7

      I appreciate his windup as well. He put some umph into it lmao 😆

    • @Drakewyrm
      @Drakewyrm 10 місяців тому +7

      To be honest Ted deserved it with his French fries shenanigans.

    • @amandahugankiss4110
      @amandahugankiss4110 8 місяців тому +2

      He put the cold fry BACK!

  • @schwarzerritter5724
    @schwarzerritter5724 4 роки тому +1429

    The Janitor would rather rule in Hell than serve in Heaven.

    • @Shykeful
      @Shykeful 4 роки тому +12

      Darksiders whoop whoop!

    • @taylorreptar7898
      @taylorreptar7898 4 роки тому +24

      Well.... who wouldn’t? 🤣 I’d rather be a ruler of an entire dimension than a servant who only praises God ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

    • @schwarzerritter5724
      @schwarzerritter5724 4 роки тому +13

      @@Shykeful I was thinking of Paradise Lost.

    • @Shykeful
      @Shykeful 4 роки тому +2

      @@schwarzerritter5724 Nooooo, you are breaking my heart:(

    • @kevkpatt
      @kevkpatt 4 роки тому +5

      I mean you cant torture jd if he not scared of you

  • @evanunderberg1314
    @evanunderberg1314 12 років тому +1076

    "Thank you, supposedly straight surgeon..."

    • @ShadeScarecrow
      @ShadeScarecrow 4 роки тому +54

      Lets be honest here, Tod is about is straight as a slinky.

    • @HAL-vm3wn
      @HAL-vm3wn 4 роки тому +8

      @@ShadeScarecrow good description, i think i am going to steal that

    • @fairystail1
      @fairystail1 4 роки тому +34

      @@HAL-vm3wn Tod has slept with guys before, its an actual arc where he finds out that he doesn't really care about the gender of the person

    • @jessicabrack2846
      @jessicabrack2846 4 роки тому +14

      He probably is pansexual.

    • @owenmaleski2203
      @owenmaleski2203 4 роки тому +1

      That guy reminds me of corporal Klinger from m.a.s.h

  • @Justgottaadamup
    @Justgottaadamup 7 років тому +1272

    He looked so happy when he saw his new uniform and then everyone ruined it

    • @confusedwhale
      @confusedwhale 6 років тому +66

      That's people for you.

    • @rcslyman8929
      @rcslyman8929 5 років тому +73

      I used to like people, but people ruined that.

    • @victorjo7918
      @victorjo7918 5 років тому +39

      It was probably the happiest time of his life untill...people.

    • @michaelernst4845
      @michaelernst4845 5 років тому +11

      he ruined it himself

    • @Turok1134
      @Turok1134 2 роки тому +5

      Poor guy. Couldn't have happened to the nicest character.

  • @kinglegault
    @kinglegault 5 років тому +348

    i love how kelso always finds a way to get one up on the janitor i think hes the only one that always does it

    • @ryanarment5393
      @ryanarment5393 2 роки тому +30

      janitor is also afraid of Carla and generally won't mess with her.

    • @mcmewsen
      @mcmewsen Рік тому +8

      Janitor gets one up on him when Kelso asks him to go to his house to grab some bail money for his son, saying he doesnt fear the janitor. The ensuing shenanigans on both sides ended with Kelso going onto the intercom and announcing "I DO, in fact, fear the janitor."
      Janitor definitely won that one.

    • @bustinarant
      @bustinarant 25 днів тому

      "It doesn't have to be like this"
      "I know."

  • @panthereye24
    @panthereye24 15 років тому +383

    "This one's just a kangaroo. Sometimes I draw kangaroos."
    I couldn't stop laughing at that! :D

    • @NiVi192
      @NiVi192 4 роки тому +10

      Definitely one of those whatever Neil feels like saying-moments!

    • @zyaicob
      @zyaicob Рік тому

      He's so subdued and meek when he says it it's adorable

  • @zodrob7
    @zodrob7 5 років тому +341

    Don't know why these have started appearing but i'd forgotten just how well written Scrubs was.

    • @thatrandomplayer8827
      @thatrandomplayer8827 4 роки тому +8

      Fun fact the janitor actually improvised all his lines
      Theres a good video on that topic made by a channel called fact fiend

    • @cirrustate8674
      @cirrustate8674 4 роки тому +15

      @@thatrandomplayer8827 Not all. Just the vast majority.

    • @chunkylefunga
      @chunkylefunga 4 роки тому

      Because everyone is in isolation and we need this right now.

  • @howlbigbadwolf
    @howlbigbadwolf 4 роки тому +74

    When Ted believes he can walk all over you, you know it is going too far!

  • @regalpanda4224
    @regalpanda4224 3 роки тому +91

    3:45 kills me every time. I remember watching this for the first time and just laughing until I cried. I didn't expect the janitor to punch him.

  • @Yidenia
    @Yidenia 5 років тому +448

    Love botoxed Jordan unable to react to the Janitor's new uniform

    • @joshuagross3151
      @joshuagross3151 5 років тому +35

      It's a female Dr. Cox; beyond a cynical snarl and every statement dripping in cutting edge sarcasm, what more of a reaction would you expect?

    • @juanita-dark
      @juanita-dark 5 років тому +15

      The abrupt music cut that sells it tho.

    • @811chelseafc
      @811chelseafc 4 роки тому +4

      Joshua Gross she got her face botoxed in this episode though.

    • @NoLuckJustSkill1337
      @NoLuckJustSkill1337 3 роки тому +1

      Joshua Gross She couldn’t move her face because of too much Botox. She was looking like this the whole episode

    • @drpinky504
      @drpinky504 3 роки тому +1

      ​@@NoLuckJustSkill1337
      Dr. Cox: "Jordan did you botox your face into an expressionless mask?"

  • @lunaracc914
    @lunaracc914 5 років тому +371

    Feared in gray...
    Beautiful in blue...
    Feared in gray...
    Beautiful in blue...

    • @wvu05
      @wvu05 5 років тому +4

      That's it.

    • @SevereUwu
      @SevereUwu 4 роки тому +4

      Why not a color that mixes in between

    • @CrownRock1
      @CrownRock1 4 роки тому +10

      I'm gonna grab a fry... some ketchup.... yuck, it's cold.

    • @Eric-dr5iq
      @Eric-dr5iq 3 роки тому +3

      @@CrownRock1 that's it
      *Puts old uniform lighting speed*
      I'm back

  • @517342
    @517342 12 років тому +131

    Aww... You cut out the best part where he puts on his new uniform a last time and speaks to birds.

  • @VinnyDaQ
    @VinnyDaQ 11 років тому +614

    Perhaps prison jumpsuits should be a different color,since orange provokes hostility...maybe if they were robin's-egg blue...?

    • @MrPerfect2000Z
      @MrPerfect2000Z 6 років тому +38

      It would piss off prisoners to know that people aren't afraid of them lol

    • @Starmadien2019
      @Starmadien2019 6 років тому +41

      That would be an awesome experiment, they should try it out on a prison for nonviolent offenders first

    • @god985
      @god985 6 років тому +72

      Prisoners in Austria and Germany wear their own clothes and that works best, since the inmates feel like normal people.

    • @tbotalpha8133
      @tbotalpha8133 6 років тому +13

      They are blue in some prisons.

    • @SuperVstech
      @SuperVstech 4 роки тому +2

      I can only guess this would present insane opportunities for bad people to do bad things...
      Everybody would be all cutie, and the murderer in prison would get away with it...

  • @c.lynnmiller5677
    @c.lynnmiller5677 5 років тому +79

    When Janitor just straight up KO punched Ted. 😅🙂🤣. Priceless

    • @Diabl05564
      @Diabl05564 5 років тому +5

      Then Ted goes for one of his french fries. Like the dude KO punched you and you think it's okay to take a fry from his plate?

    • @fynnla.e
      @fynnla.e 3 роки тому +2

      Diablo5564 Baby blue is calming

  • @HookedOnSonics518
    @HookedOnSonics518 12 років тому +39

    "Thank you, supposedly straight surgeon..." LOL

  • @NiVi192
    @NiVi192 7 років тому +439

    "Who gets a mop as a tattoo?!" 😁😁😁

    • @PerfectAlibi1
      @PerfectAlibi1 7 років тому +28

      Who gets a MOP as a tattoo.
      Because he's a janitor... XD

    • @NiVi192
      @NiVi192 7 років тому +2

      Radicaldanny Sorry autocorrect. But he used to be an actor. Wouldn't you choose your actual passion for body art?! Nevermind, it was funny. 😀

    • @borob.5168
      @borob.5168 5 років тому +9

      he said "tattoo of a mop", not "mop as a tattoo", you boneheads.

    • @xavierprotocols
      @xavierprotocols 5 років тому

      I bet Toxie from the Toxic Crusaders has one :)

    • @williamlarned883
      @williamlarned883 5 років тому

      Vicky 12 I’d get one of Toothless from How To Train Your Dragon, if I decided to get one.

  • @dudash1000
    @dudash1000 2 роки тому +11

    4:15 "I'm back".
    The Janitor is a coolest character in Scrubs. He's the best.

  • @kylebutler3018
    @kylebutler3018 6 років тому +59

    Kelso’s sadistic laugh at 3:20 gets me every time 😂😂

  • @leeks1408
    @leeks1408 5 років тому +25

    I lose it every time The Janitor looks at Jordan’s botox face and the music cuts

  • @omairsh8
    @omairsh8 4 роки тому +15

    This is why Kelso is the Chief of Medicine. Nobody one-ups him

  • @thwipkid
    @thwipkid 5 років тому +37

    I love when he looks at Jordan and she gives him the stare. Cracks me up every time

    • @ahmedfalahy9337
      @ahmedfalahy9337 5 років тому

      And the Happy track slows down to a stop 😆

    • @ciderfan823
      @ciderfan823 8 місяців тому

      I think that's Jordan's normal Botox face.

  • @SW3HUMM3R
    @SW3HUMM3R 11 років тому +59

    3:48
    Gets me every time.

  • @iprobablyforgotsomething
    @iprobablyforgotsomething 5 років тому +11

    "After work, of course."
    Lol, very responsible of him.

  • @GenericUsername-qp1ww
    @GenericUsername-qp1ww 7 років тому +162

    03:48 janitor went all out on poor Ted

    • @TheCelticer
      @TheCelticer 4 роки тому

      I just clicked on that time stamp again and again and again... 😂

    • @TheMastermilch
      @TheMastermilch 4 роки тому +1

      @@TheCelticer the actor is dead now...

    • @fynnla.e
      @fynnla.e 3 роки тому

      Johannes Araya You just didn’t have to mention that though. I’m pretty sure everybody knows about Sam but you don’t have to mention it just to ruin the mood.

  • @brentmeistergeneral6074
    @brentmeistergeneral6074 4 роки тому +9

    The first time I saw the Ted taking a fry bit I think I pissed myself!! He was so freaking hilarious!!

  • @macman975
    @macman975 4 роки тому +12

    I love his passive aggression when Ted starts touching his uniform.
    "Don't punch the new uni"

    • @Ken-ru6or
      @Ken-ru6or Рік тому

      ... that's not passive aggression. It's not even regular aggression. Healthy boundaries = passive aggression??

  • @squirrelnut
    @squirrelnut 4 роки тому +4

    3:07 that smile is burned in my brain.

  • @jimmyhopkins3748
    @jimmyhopkins3748 4 роки тому +11

    I died when he waxed the phone 😂😂

  • @dnakatomiuk
    @dnakatomiuk 3 роки тому +3

    Did he say "A cat door for the ICU" omg
    Poor Ted

  • @ShockerTopper
    @ShockerTopper 6 років тому +13

    I was always a big fan of Dr.Jan Itor! One of the best characters in the series next to JD of course, his foil.

  • @koolkat104
    @koolkat104 14 років тому +9

    "It gives me the option of fighting crime."

  • @chasbodaniels1744
    @chasbodaniels1744 Рік тому +4

    Neil Flynn’s expressions while he describes each sketch to Dr. Kelso.

  • @6TomCruz6
    @6TomCruz6 6 років тому +23

    0:47 This one is just a kangaroo 0:49 Sometimes I draw kangaroos

  • @Ellis01234567890
    @Ellis01234567890 4 роки тому +2

    Bye Ted :(

  • @tamerafarly7666
    @tamerafarly7666 7 років тому +158

    "Nice, huh?"
    Was he talking about his new uniform or his 'Package'? :D

  • @NicoUnken
    @NicoUnken 4 роки тому +5

    I lost it when the Janitor threw his whole body weight into abruptly punching the shit out of Ted lmfao

  • @NiVi192
    @NiVi192 4 роки тому +41

    "... I will wax everything in your world!"
    Let that sink in for a moment! 😁

  • @alternativewalls4988
    @alternativewalls4988 Рік тому +12

    Interesting how Kelso already had the uniform ready, even before the counter wax. He actually cared

  • @rannytrom6694
    @rannytrom6694 4 роки тому +2

    3:14 Yeah yeah, happy birthday lol

  • @ghostspider2056
    @ghostspider2056 5 місяців тому

    The fact even JD was giddy with him instead of intimidated after everything was what really set him off.

  • @OlliPolli13
    @OlliPolli13 15 років тому +9

    ted is DEFINITELY the greatest character in scrubs!

  • @clemo85
    @clemo85 5 років тому +4

    That punch by Tod on Ted came from nowhere and was incredible haha

  • @kevkpatt
    @kevkpatt 4 роки тому +3

    Jordans face im smiling on the inside

  • @chrishargreaves8016
    @chrishargreaves8016 7 років тому +136

    Am I the only one who thinks Kelso's line at 0:51 is hilarious?

    • @zof31091
      @zof31091 7 років тому

      you're not 😁

    • @juanita-dark
      @juanita-dark 5 років тому +7

      All of Kelso's lines are hilarious.

    • @MichaelSunny
      @MichaelSunny 5 років тому +1

      No you are not lol.

    • @rickyray2794
      @rickyray2794 2 роки тому

      No I used to laugh my ass off at that line and I was the only one in my family who did lol

  • @frick_____you
    @frick_____you 3 роки тому +3

    Funniest thing about the quick change is that there was a locker room right behind him.

  • @fireflyeclipse
    @fireflyeclipse 3 роки тому +1

    That color does make his eyes pop.

  • @craigcullen28
    @craigcullen28 4 роки тому +4

    "I'm back!", 😂😂👏👏👏♥️⛔

  • @ozgur1388
    @ozgur1388 Рік тому +1

    1:57 she is the cutest, earlier in this ep. she was the one who ask tickets for million dollar baby

  • @vladshady
    @vladshady 3 роки тому +3

    I was just waiting for my favourite part... the punch he throws towards ted. That looked like a hellacious punch to take haha

  • @ghostspider2056
    @ghostspider2056 6 місяців тому

    He looked at Jordan’s face and thought “Nah, too easy, low hanging fruit”.

  • @michaelkenney2845
    @michaelkenney2845 4 роки тому +2

    That double uh uh sound Ted made when janitor hits him gets me every time.

  • @jamesbutler1508
    @jamesbutler1508 10 років тому +15

    greatest hay-maker ever!

  • @ivx8345
    @ivx8345 4 роки тому +3

    "..cat door for the ICU"
    the writers and actors in this show....

  • @arbknight12
    @arbknight12 4 роки тому +22

    “Bright orange has been known to provoke hostility.”
    2018: Yeah that makes sense

  • @jjaapp18
    @jjaapp18 3 роки тому +2

    It's not even robin's egg blue...

  • @adultishgambino1
    @adultishgambino1 3 роки тому +2

    There should have been an episode where the other Janitors in the hospital who are doing the actual work have to face the repercussions of this one Janitors actions. He has crazy adventure in the background the entire episode and they're just trying to make it to the end of their shift.

  • @kuriosity89
    @kuriosity89 15 років тому +6

    "I'm gonna grab a fry...some ketchup...EUGH! It's cold!"

    • @royalanempire2965
      @royalanempire2965 3 роки тому

      That's what broke the camel's back for the janitor. To be pushed by Ted of all the people who. It was Ted.

  • @hound6171
    @hound6171 4 роки тому +1

    Kelso should love these type of sarcasm

  • @NightgauntGer
    @NightgauntGer 5 років тому +47

    Janitor throwing a punch at Ted because of the tie was hands down one of the funniest bits in Season 4, and that says something.

  • @CarpetKing912
    @CarpetKing912 15 років тому +15

    "I'm gonna grab a fry.. some ketchup.. ughh, its cold."
    hahahahhahahaha

  • @bcdey84
    @bcdey84 4 роки тому +4

    3:58 I love Ted but if he did that to me, I would show him the true meaning of that color tie he got.....

  • @Kruppt808
    @Kruppt808 6 років тому +35

    I like when Kelso says " I know" in a calm manner, in the if Elliott was my wife dream scene he did it as well lol

    • @Jargolf86
      @Jargolf86 3 роки тому

      Exactly, i recognized it too.

  • @I_am_Dane_Youssef
    @I_am_Dane_Youssef 14 років тому +18

    This was my favorite part of the entire episode. Thanks for just putting all this up. I laughed so hard at all this, I was in physical pain. The Janitor would rather be feared than loved. Maybe he needs to be. He's a psychotic loner lunatic.
    Kelso can really be the face of the evil when he wants to be. He makes a good match for this equally disturbed madman. He knows him all too-well.
    I prefer the stuff with The Janitor that didn't involve him torturing JD all that much.

  • @shaun3473
    @shaun3473 3 роки тому +1

    I love the way the dropped ted

  • @traildog_adventures
    @traildog_adventures 5 років тому +1

    My all time favorite episode

  • @jesus3squivel479
    @jesus3squivel479 4 роки тому +1

    It's the third time today! PUNCH

  • @Burnsengine
    @Burnsengine 11 років тому +4

    hahah... I love this episode!

  • @gof666
    @gof666 12 років тому +2

    No idea, but that smile will hunt me for months...

  • @jayfaisa6016
    @jayfaisa6016 5 років тому +12

    is that robin's egg blue though?? it looks more like sky blue.

  • @publius5278
    @publius5278 9 місяців тому

    Anytime i see more than one squirl i always look around to see if Janitor is around directing his squirl army

  • @markoljkrasus2888
    @markoljkrasus2888 6 років тому +177

    "I'll get a new uniform or I'll wax everything in your world!"
    "God damn, Janitor waxed the counter... give me that phone!"
    "It doesn't have to be like this..."

    • @Bondmanproductions
      @Bondmanproductions 5 років тому +2

      MKorialstrasz Krasus “The” damn janitor waxed the counter. You can’t say “god damn” on tv

    • @wvu05
      @wvu05 5 років тому

      @@Bondmanproductions Or at least you couldn't on network TV at that time.

    • @jordan3400
      @jordan3400 4 роки тому

      WE ALL WATCHED THE VIDEO

    • @chunkylefunga
      @chunkylefunga 4 роки тому

      course you can. What an odd lie to make :S

  • @finnishnin
    @finnishnin 11 років тому +137

    it's shows like this that are dying...

    • @thunderfist232
      @thunderfist232 6 років тому +11

      This show had the best ending (there is no season 9)

    • @VGMStudios33
      @VGMStudios33 4 роки тому

      @@thunderfist232 yes it did weather you like it or not.

  • @maxkonters5868
    @maxkonters5868 2 місяці тому

    0:49
    This one is just a kangaroo, sometimes I draw kangaroos… good ole janitor🤣🤣🤣

  • @johnrie18
    @johnrie18 4 роки тому +2

    Who else wants to see what the outer space evening ware uniform looked like?

  • @drwn8607
    @drwn8607 4 роки тому +1

    „It doesn’t have to be like this.“ lmao

  • @chriswelcome8102
    @chriswelcome8102 5 років тому +4

    Wow. I knew this guy was tall, but I didn't know he was 6'5!

  • @BigMaij
    @BigMaij 12 років тому +4

    Thank you, Ted! You made our Jani come back!

  • @soldiermiles
    @soldiermiles 12 років тому +10

    "is he on a horse?!" "its a steed sir"

  • @rickyray2794
    @rickyray2794 5 років тому +16

    If orange is supposed to provoke hostility why would they put convicts in orange jumpsuits?

    • @wizbuns
      @wizbuns 5 років тому +6

      Easy to spot

    • @drl5002
      @drl5002 5 років тому

      That might also explain why so many deer hunters get shot and all this time i thought it was buck fever.

    • @HowlingBird
      @HowlingBird 5 років тому

      So they can kill each other and stop using our taxes to feed and treat them.

  • @bruce518
    @bruce518 4 роки тому +2

    Dude when Ted got punched I could honestly feel it too. X.X

  • @haChristy
    @haChristy 4 роки тому +1

    It doesn't have to be like this... Haha

  • @MsLogjam
    @MsLogjam Рік тому

    Love how the music pauses at 3:08 for Joyless Jordan.

  • @rickyray2794
    @rickyray2794 Рік тому +1

    It's a steed sir LOL

  • @willE84
    @willE84 4 роки тому +18

    Janitor was so goddamn sexy! Ended up liking the show itself, but an instant crush on Janitor is what got me watching and hooked. Still one of my biggest crushes😍

  • @polikia22u
    @polikia22u 13 років тому +2

    OMG i just realized this but the only to shirts i wear are the same color as the janitors uniforms

  • @shaun3473
    @shaun3473 5 років тому +2

    I was in stitches when he knock ted out

  • @jaimeeiswriting
    @jaimeeiswriting 4 роки тому +2

    Dr. Jan Itor

  • @lorrr55
    @lorrr55 14 років тому +4

    it really makes sense that kelso didn't just fire the janitor

    • @Doctor_Odin
      @Doctor_Odin 4 роки тому

      lorrr55 as comical as it is you can’t fire somebody for doing their job but he can be written up for not wearing his new uniform. The whole joke with him is you don’t mess with the guy that has the keys to everything and is in charge of cleaning everything.

  • @spenser9908
    @spenser9908 4 роки тому +1

    Ted's reaction was the funniest.

  • @therussmeister
    @therussmeister 11 років тому +30

    He's also changing his pants. That's why everyone gives him the weird look.

    • @EncIave-
      @EncIave- 6 років тому +9

      Thanks captain stating the obvious

    • @rosegirl3220
      @rosegirl3220 6 років тому +1

      I don't think he was wearing pants

    • @chunkylefunga
      @chunkylefunga 4 роки тому

      No way does he wear pants.

  • @ninodoko
    @ninodoko 11 років тому +1

    A steed, Mr. President.

  • @dodojesus4529
    @dodojesus4529 5 років тому +4

    The waxing everything actually comes from a french-Belgien cartoon called gaston

    • @gargamellenoir8460
      @gargamellenoir8460 4 роки тому +1

      Gaston Lagaffe was fantastic but I don't know that it invented wax jokes. Now if the janitor had been playing a giant wind instrument that levelled the hospital...

    • @dodojesus4529
      @dodojesus4529 4 роки тому

      @@gargamellenoir8460 gotta agree, don't know why exacrly i wrote it like that.
      "Also seen in Gaston" would've worked better

  • @finnishnin
    @finnishnin 4 роки тому +1

    I love how kooky the janitor is

  • @ZERO_42069
    @ZERO_42069 6 років тому +2

    This one has a cape

  • @Blackwater_House
    @Blackwater_House Рік тому

    My first uniform was a Dark Forest Green.
    Then they changed it.
    My second uniform was a Dark Navy Blue.
    Then they changed it.
    My third uniform was White.
    Then they changed it.
    My fourth uniform was International Orange.
    Although White was a bugger to keep clean, I did love those White uniforms.
    Fortunately after the change to International Orange, they did retain White for Instructors and fortunately I was an Instructor.

  • @Ritermann
    @Ritermann 4 роки тому

    “New janitors uniform. Top priority” :D I will take that on my T-shirt

  • @bruce518
    @bruce518 5 років тому +1

    Yo... That punch at 3:40 sounded like it'll leave a bruise!!! X.X

  • @Antisceptic
    @Antisceptic 12 років тому +1

    Sounded like he was going to say he was batman at the end.

  • @DeaDEnD1505
    @DeaDEnD1505 14 років тому +1

    love how the song stops when jordan appears XDDDDD