The f*ing dog torture thanksgiving they do is absolutely horrible, granted only like 6% do it. It’s abhorrent. I think it’s Vietnam but still. And no the torture part doesn’t come from how the dogs are kept before butchering, it’s death by butchering. Because apparently the fear makes the dog meat taste better.
Stav , mark my words, he’ll get with some model and will go veggie or vegan for a year and proselytize for half a year or two about how great it is and then will relapse on dog
The only far fetched thing about this is the idea stav is getting a woman any better than a 5, even then I feel like that 5 is a once in a lifetime thing for him.
2:50 I like how Nick was trying to make the argument that if it’s the best food in the world, he would try it. “But stavs argument is just if there’s food and it’s around. I’ll eat it.”
I live just tried fried gator at the broadway oyster bar in St. Louis and you’re so right. I filled up on that and had zero room for my grinder (sandwich).
15 years in the former Dutch East Indies, I encountered a few places throughout the archipelago that did the dog. Pretty brutal. As it was explained to me, you can’t bleed them. The blood has to remain in the body so the meat doesn’t get tough. And the adrenaline helps too. So… they’re beaten to death. For the taste. I’ll try anything once. But dog is where I draw the line. Just a personal thing. No judgement. Just makes me uncomfortable. Speaking of which, my apologies to the kind folks of the Tomohon market among others. I’m sure my appearance and presence might have made some of you uncomfortable. Because I am very flamboyantly gay.
There is no excuse beating a dog to death let alone any animal (that isn't trying to kill you) they do that because abuse is normal to them n with lack of entertainment they resort to this. I'm sorry but it is the 21st century the age old excuse has always been (not knowing better) now its a cultural difference? Bullsh#t. I'm Australian and know exactly how many tonnes of beef China buys from us yet they still need to scavenge a dog?
Anybody else watch the beginning of Wish Dragon? Two Asian kids get a pet "chicken" then in the next scene they're eating the "chicken" in front of it's tombstone. They weren't fooling anyone with that one
And the center of Canada, Manitoba, Saskatchewan, all the way to Texas but for similar reasons we can’t talk about it . I knew a guy got tricked into eating it and guess what? Liked it
If im gonna follow stavs thought process, if its the most delicious thing ever and it doesnt straight up doesnt look like a foot or some shit. Im ordering it, fuck saying some messed up name 😂
i love when people edit out stav, he not funny the majority of the time. he's a solid support role, but no carry. probably why adamn is quite most of the time. he has gay self awareness. probably not.
Adam saying “nurse” when Nick said “what’s the female version of doctor” is an underrated moment in this
hey adam
Hey, it’s me! Cool Adam!
It's me straight Adam
It funny cause it's TRUE
Agreed
I love how nick always says “ Chinese bullshit” literally anytime he mentions Chinese stuff
It's a common thing to do when you're insecure about your own personal interests and don't want to be gay, even though you are gay.
@@hoopmooy3543 I don't know, man. It sounds like genuine bullshit to me.
I fucking love Chinese people, but there is a lot of weird Chinese bullshit 😂
@@hoopmooy3543gayception
The f*ing dog torture thanksgiving they do is absolutely horrible, granted only like 6% do it. It’s abhorrent. I think it’s Vietnam but still. And no the torture part doesn’t come from how the dogs are kept before butchering, it’s death by butchering. Because apparently the fear makes the dog meat taste better.
naturally, Stav's biggest motivation is figuring out if dog is something he wants to eat
the way Stav immediately shoots down Nick's pig ear question is equal parts hilarious and impressive. Very lawyer-like in his statement of the facts.
He did work as a paralegal so makes sense.
One might say “he got that dawg in him”
@@candide311that was Adam
@@Cowboy1699 no it was Stav
@@candide311 I’m gay
I have a golden retriever and a white woman roommate. And I tell you, I am tired of having to padlock my bedroom when I am at work.
Say what you want about Asian cultures, those soup spoons are kick ass.
I love how the soup can go all the way down the handle, best way to get soup outside your mouth.
@@CashewBestofNuts only if you’re a retard maybe
@@michaelj6392 how do you think I found out? Watching some like you! Durr hurr durr hurr der!
Na
@@CashewBestofNutsDo you have fucking Parkinson's? how are you that bad at holding a spoon?
9:50 once again, nick recalls a film that i saw 25 years ago and have not thought about one single time, since.
"What if eating dog is like their N-word" is the most Nick Mullen shit I've ever heard
Stav , mark my words, he’ll get with some model and will go veggie or vegan for a year and proselytize for half a year or two about how great it is and then will relapse on dog
I imagine his relapse being him in a hotel room covered in sweat only in his underwear like a meth chef just bent over a saint Bernard going to town
The only far fetched thing about this is the idea stav is getting a woman any better than a 5, even then I feel like that 5 is a once in a lifetime thing for him.
@@Ryan.Schutt All of this is far-fetched, it all hinges on Stav giving up dog meat long enough that he could have a relapse
Live in Vietnam. When I first moved here lived half a block from a dog restaurant. They owned a dog. The dog would eat the scraps. True story.
bruh
That rocks lol
It's a dog eat dog world
@@brandocalifornia3024 woah are you calling asian people "Dogs"?
@@brandocalifornia3024Doggy dog*
2:50 I like how Nick was trying to make the argument that if it’s the best food in the world, he would try it.
“But stavs argument is just if there’s food and it’s around. I’ll eat it.”
Roachdawgjr what's up
Perfectly timed with the presidential debate for this to show up.
7:10 “Shut up Adam” Had me dying
Speaking of odd food, try out gator tails if you're ever in the south. Fried gator meat is super tender and "melt-in-your-mouth" if done right.
I live just tried fried gator at the broadway oyster bar in St. Louis and you’re so right. I filled up on that and had zero room for my grinder (sandwich).
Fried gator bites are fucking delicious.
I’ve tried gator and also shark, it’s kinda like white tuna, fried it’s really good.
I've always wanted to try it. What does gator meat taste like? Also, is it closer to chicken, pork, beef or fish?
@@EastboundAndDowns gator meat is pretty shitty tbh it’s only good if you tenderize the shit out of it and fry it, which would make anything good
I'm French and I've had snails, frogs, and horses
I understand how you fucked the horse, but the frogs and snails, that's far-fetched
"had", as in, made love?
Or eaten?
Or both?
Dog meat probably tastes ruff
It's pretty good actually, I'm also gay
BOOOOOOO!!!!!
I think Jay Leno apologized because he knows whos gonna win world war 3 lol
yeah, the dogs
@@BNardolilli hail to the bow-wow empire
Jay Leno and John Xina will be appointed governors of the west.
"This is a non-pointing establishment." 😂
This thumbnail is timeless
5:35 "in the 21st century- that means after the year 2000" wow thanks Adam
I've honestly heard people suggest that the 21st century starts in 1999, and I dont care enough to present the argument fairly.
I think Stav would eat anything if put in the right situation.
15 years in the former Dutch East Indies, I encountered a few places throughout the archipelago that did the dog. Pretty brutal. As it was explained to me, you can’t bleed them. The blood has to remain in the body so the meat doesn’t get tough. And the adrenaline helps too. So… they’re beaten to death. For the taste.
I’ll try anything once. But dog is where I draw the line. Just a personal thing. No judgement. Just makes me uncomfortable. Speaking of which, my apologies to the kind folks of the Tomohon market among others. I’m sure my appearance and presence might have made some of you uncomfortable. Because I am very flamboyantly gay.
There is no excuse beating a dog to death let alone any animal (that isn't trying to kill you) they do that because abuse is normal to them n with lack of entertainment they resort to this.
I'm sorry but it is the 21st century the age old excuse has always been (not knowing better) now its a cultural difference? Bullsh#t.
I'm Australian and know exactly how many tonnes of beef China buys from us yet they still need to scavenge a dog?
With a last name Baum you didn't need to clarify that last part
im gunna have to call bs on this one pal
This is what the kids would call "cap"
@@joe-dirt697 ok bud. You’re entitled to your opinion. This must be a difficult podcast for you to stomach, though.
8:35 I really think this might be the funniest thing I’ve heard in my life. Also I’m gay
I've missed futurefiles. Thank you
same
I'M FIRST....... AND I'M GAY
gayer than the rest
Lol you're not even gay guy you wish. I'm gay.
According to Wikipedia, the only animal that tastes better than dog is cat
I knew a guy that ate cat once and said it was super greasy, like way greasier than chicken which made it disgusting.
I love a cat-steak with a side of tree bark. If you haven't tried it, you haven't lived.
My name is wikipedia, it's true.
I heard it all tastes like chicken
@@hoggers7572 you think pengolin taste like chicken
Anybody else watch the beginning of Wish Dragon? Two Asian kids get a pet "chicken" then in the next scene they're eating the "chicken" in front of it's tombstone. They weren't fooling anyone with that one
You're telling me a dog ate this culture?
That Cuomo impression is on point
the first clip cuts off just as stav is about to say how he likes rita wilson bc he knows she's half greek lmao
And the center of Canada, Manitoba, Saskatchewan, all the way to Texas but for similar reasons we can’t talk about it . I knew a guy got tricked into eating it and guess what? Liked it
Well duh meat tastes good.
It was already prairie before the cows were ranched
I like how bemused Nick is by calling stav fat
Nick is a simple man :)
That word isn’t the same as amused, you know.
@@Kyryyn_Lyyh I didn't know, thanks for the tip
Genuinely what kinda sauces are they using?
Probably some thousand island
Shrimp paste and penut sauce
Korean dog > Swiss dog
Chicken feet is really only useful for making stock, as they have lots of collagen, also I am gay, just like adam
They’re good for broths
“Shut up Adam”
Whoever put this up, great cover art!
Where in the hell does Stav eat that they have feathers in the meat? That's not supposed to happen.
I live in southern China, and there are still a ton of dog meat shops. Still mad chicken, duck, and pig feet here.
eat some and report in.
If you lied about living in china we still expect you to eat a dog and report back
He went Mad from the experience, also gay
@@kharnifex I did not go gay because of the experience.
I had the experience because I was gay.
Nick always trying to lobby his way into saying the nword
“what if eating dog is like their n word?”
Cluerra DeVirre
Amazingly great thumbnail!
Hell yeah dude!
Dog tastes pretty bad tbh, kind of like tough and super gamey mutton
this is a pretty quality photoshop op
The photoshopped image is clearly Japan tho, they don't eat dogs over there
pretty sure they eat them everywhere in china
Japan is just an uncultured china
Yeah but Japan is in china
Japan only eats endangered sea creatures
They did when they were in korea
Ch are gunna Ch and Jungle G are gunna Jungle G
I ate a coyote and The meat smelled like a wet dog
"I've been getting into weird chinese bullshit:"
Can anyone here confirm that dogs aren’t delicious?
Tried it once. Shithead at the restaurant didn’t season it at all. 2 stars.
Dogs taste pretty good.
It taste great
Black people being late is a valid and true stereotype
7:31 wtf?
aww sweet, another CCP psyop
My wife is Chinese and she once ate a dog. Fact
Seen dog soup in Korea. Didnt try. It was expensive.
Nick not understanding that other cultures eating different animals is only strange relative to what you eat lmao.
No eating dog is fucking weird lol
There’s Chinese people actively against the annual dog meat festival though, same culture but they understand it’s kinda messed up.
@@Ryan.Schuttthey’re western house slaves. I eat dog and proud. I’m also gay.
Eating dogs is weird because dogs have evolved to be companions. Dog eaters are objectively a lower caste of human.
F**k off with your moral relativism b.s.
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When I go to China with my wife, we will eat dog and platapus hot pot
Hi, gay man here.
Only 19hrs and already 11k views
So gay
If im gonna follow stavs thought process, if its the most delicious thing ever and it doesnt straight up doesnt look like a foot or some shit. Im ordering it, fuck saying some messed up name 😂
Clurerra DeBiirr
Bro...they are dogpilled...
Horse is tasty
Rusty cage made a song about white girls and dogs
Hey, hey, AWFD
Where is Stav eating chicken with feathers still on it?
I think Stav thinks they just don’t eat in Switzerland
This is it boys
Why are dogs off limit?
I’ll have k-9
i love when people edit out stav, he not funny the majority of the time. he's a solid support role, but no carry. probably why adamn is quite most of the time. he has gay self awareness.
probably not.
Are we forgetting about the largely true stereotype?
How come that, Mr. Chow Yun Fat,
Can’t tell the difference between cow or cat?
- FLO
DON'T SAY DOG BURGER MAYNEEE