Every Cafe in Melbourne...
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- Опубліковано 22 сер 2024
- Shut up and give me a coffee
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The only time Liam’s real life dancing ability is appropriate to display in real life is in a UA-cam skit playing a wanker 😂❤
Servo coffee + Meat pie = Tradesmens breakfast
3 dare iced coffees, 2 meat pies and a pack of Winnie blues
this dude is a legend 😂
As a resident of Melbourne I've only visited one cafe and they didn't serve any real milk, only the soy and almond and oats and other shitty stuff and they didn't serve anything with caffiene to curb the addiction and we're still charging more than my good old McCafe down the road. Actual loonies and the worst part is that place was fucking packed 😂
Jesus😂
😂😂😂
McCafe consistently slaps pretty hard tbh. How tf do these places even get patronage long-term without ANYONE realising "maybe we're taking the piss..?" lol
Im sorry to hear that. I hope you can leave the awfulness of Melbourne soon. The Eastern states hope to see you soon.
Soy milks legendary for lactose intolerance it's the same texture without an overbearing flavour I can have a milky drink without a leaky bung hole now
lovin the movement 'suit urself boomer'
Hilarious and too close to some sort of reality. The dance vibes rock too 👍😂
As someone who hasn't been to Melbourne, this is accurate.
Thank you, so many of these retarded "as a resident of Melbourne" or "as a melbournian" ect comments.
As someone who has. Also still accurate
as someone who lives in melbourne - its not accurate at all. Didnt relate to it. My cafe serves lattes and regular milk, dont get the joke AT ALL!
@@sadiemakesmesmile exactly
as a resident of melbourne this is real
The only good coffee in Melbourne is from 7/11 now
wait its good? ive never tried it. honestly ive always thought that these coffees dont taste good as i expected, its hard to find a good one.
@@playversetv3877 yeah it’s like in the mid of good and exceptional
you must send all the shit coffee mix to Colac and Geelong because the 7/11 coffee I've had tastes like used parts washer solvent with milk in it.
sevvy levy coffee mate actually pulls thru so often and tastes like anti piss it’s so alright
my 2 years in Melbourne i almost always went to 7/11 for coffee unironically
i really felt that "welcome to wank coffee! 🤙🤙🤙🤙what can i get for you today?"
"what kind of 🤙🤙🤙🤙milk would you like?"
"we only have the 🤙🤙🤙🤙sickest legend milk"
"that'll be 🤙🤙🤙🤙74 dollars and 80 cents!!"
"yep, sw🤙🤙🤙🤙eet, cheers legend"
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@@tosgem almost forgot the "suit yourself boomer! 🤙🤙🤙🤙"
bro😂😂 “what kinda milk 😝🤙 do you want”
People don't actually encounter this do they? I go to a lot of Cafes in Melbourne and only 2 clearly labeled vegan cafes didn't have cows milk
Hyperbole for comedic purposes, don't overthink it ;)
i have never came across a vegan cafe in my life, cafes with vegan options, yes, but not a vegan cafe.
To me your comment only gave further credibility that melbourne cafes are wank.
@@bucko3353 They're usually near universities to cater to vegan students, some are worried about cross contamination so they go to vegan only places. There's even a vegan cafe in Geelong at Deakin's waterfront campus
@@bucko3353 my city has just over 100,000 people and I’ve been to like five vegan cafes 💀 Melbourne is fucking huge, there’s a fair few options
@@diederdas27 what city do you love in?
As a calf, it’s true we hate that fucking place.
Haha this is so on point lmao
What would you know carnivore!
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Nah this is so relatable
This feels like Soul Mates - Fuck Off Cafe 🤙🏽
Dam... even Australia is turning into the states... 🙄
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Great video. The dance moves are on point. 😂
what are those movements? 🤣
thats how aussies move bro
Everything about this video just infuriates me about how close it is to some of these w***er cafes you come across in Melbourne, nicely done 🤣
Wank coffee😂😂
Quite literally my dads cafe 😭
They’ve got coffee with finger limes in it?
Day 2 of asking for another skit idea, when Santa doesn't get you the present you asked for.
the worst thing is. a lot of these cafes nowadays serve very mid tier coffee.
Human milk is the only milk I have in my coffee
I love these relatable Australian UA-camrs
Crazy you just walked down Gertrude street and hit record on the first cafe
can you do a "every youtube comedian in Australia" and its a video where they all just copy the same skits from eachother
this is me when i got a coffee from maccas, was $6.50... Now i had to go to the airport and couldnt be fucked so i didnt make my own and thats on me but 6.....50??? why.... why u gotta charge me that much? thats like 6L of milk bro? i could make 20 coffees for the same price...
shutup
Absolute Legend
Nice dancing 😂🤣
Liam the legend
cafe
i love this
10/10 video
Bro it was released 1 min ago
wank coffee shop is the best name ever
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literally though haha
WanKaffee 😂😂
as a melbournian, real
Whats that king? 😂
We don’t do that eirther the motion he dose and the way he says it and what’s that king
this is under-doing the experience
u forgot the tram station out front
liam the goat
maaaad
your not wrong
“You’re”
@@MK8MasterJunjiebro you stole my correction… 3 months ago
Mad fella
brother i am american i understand absolutely none of this but i will choose to believe you
As someone from the city this is about… this is only in like the trendy suburbs (idk if they’re in America I’m bad a specific geography shit)
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I haven’t been to Melbourne. But after watching this, I hate all cafes in Melbourne
Is this guy hitting the pipe or what..
Shout out to story cafe near southern cross for keeping it real
rock on stranger in the free world
Can I have my two and a half minutes back, that was harder to watch than two girls one cup.
Shaktv did a similar vid
Yeah he probably saw the video and mixed it up, at least its not stolen
damn
Shaktv did a similar video
Accept the shaktv guy kept his cool for a little longer
He looks really burnt in the neck haha he’s a red or pink neak
yeah melbourne cafes are crap
A cafe’s worst nightmare
When the group of 10 or more cyclists pull up
With cash to splash? A cafe owner's wet dream
Those fake Shit tatts are sweet, how do I get some ?
they look real
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hi my name is jack and I am a big fan and my brothers friend melted you and I want to meet you and I you want to can you plz come down to Australia Jindera nsw and there's a place next to the servo called village green and on 11 December 2023 at 1.30 pm plz I'm a big fan
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