I was just thinking that.. Back in QLD I worked at a small town pub , got a phone call one night from a local policeman to warn everyone at the pub where they were going to be, and to make sure they drove the back roads home instead 😂
As an aussie, I've had cops watch me do some pretty munted stuff while drunk on nights out and they just laughed/shook their heads/told me to take care 😂
yeah mate yesterday I punched a baby clean in the temple fell asleep I think and then I took some meth all while driving and I got a fucking ticket aye I also had an illegal firearm I stole off the polices coworker that i started shooting around which ig would of been why. last time I did this I got a warning as well. fucked how strict aus police is
Bloke l know got on RBT...Al who lives in his car!! White AU Falcon... Pos for mull.. Pos for amphet... Zero for grog.. At least l wasn't drunk!! Funniest shit lve seen in yrs (they've rptd it about 10 times!!).
The Aussie cop bit is a little overblown but generally if you tell them the truth and don't give them Greif they'll give you a decent go. Once I got pulled over for a RBT. He asks "how much have you had to drink?" I said "2 schooners,3 glasses of wine and 2 Jim and cokes" I blew .61. he goes "all right we'll wait 10 mins and we'll try again" second time I blew .57. he says "ok promise me you'll sit here for 30 mins and you can be on your way."thanks mate". I got home safely. 👍
"The only way to get better at drink driving is practice, so if anything I'm being a good citizen" No way he's drunk if he's coming up with logic that solid
Nah yea, bloke here does actually make sense. Still we Aussies have that rare drunk gene to output some genius while smashed. Exactly how we came up with the whole "getting down to the bottlo-o for a bag of going juice and some long necks, before stopping at the servo for a snazza and pie with dead horse on em"
As a drunk Aussie I can confirm that if police are laughing at you for being drunk, you can just tell them they only have an issue because they are jealous that it's Sat night and they are sober.
Darcy’s acting as the political conflict in the southern states of Australia amid the brutality faced in the workplace by troubled individuals was the performance of the life time. On point
In Australia you literally just pee wherever you can on long road trips or if there is no toilets or they are all occupied but at home go in the back yard
Meanwhile I in Australia was physically assaulted by a cop with many other cops watching, then nearly got arrested for swearing, all because I was at a peaceful protest. I'm visibly disabled btw.
The part where he said “oh that’s hungry jacks” is so relatable me and my mates get that shit mixed up all the time we go all the way to kfc and we get there and forget that it’s only at hungry jacks😂
Once had a cop just ask me and my mate “you have boys haven’t been drinking yeah?” when his breath breathalyser wasn’t working. Let us go after that. Legend
as a professional drink driver, i say that he tackled that really awfully. he never invited him to drink drive with him; drink driving is more fun with friends.
The American one is so spot on. I had a LARGE male cop tell me to quit resisting when I was 19 yrs old, (5 ft 3 & 110 lb female) because i turned my head back to look at him because I was shocked he had just put me in handcuffs for underage drinking. Bunch of power hungry psychos Had his partner grab my other arm and slam me face down on a table.
As an Australian, I cannot say this is accurate, my mate lost his clean liscense from a minor skid on an empty street, but I am from sydney may be different in the country
Yeah in sydney its a bit different I hear, more strict. I've never heard of anyone losing their licence around here for a minor thing like that. I'm suprised a skid like that even got noticed tbh
Sydney (aussie) cops are just like everyone else. If they catch you acting like a d1ckhead but you are a polite & respectful person they are likely to set you straight & send you on your way. Their goal is to keep you & others safe. If you start abusing them or try to defend your actions. It is likely you will continue to behave like an idiot. So you will not get off with a warning. You will talk your way into a fine or arrest.
nobody asked but that first skit reminded me of Paris so much. I've seen people just shitting in the street behind a bush and just walking away like yup... that was normal.
Been arrested multiple times in Ireland and once in Spain. Have to say most of the gaurds in Ireland are grand, got the shit kicked out of me twice but what can you do they never convicted me , prefer to get beaten up than get a criminal record. I worked in the states, never got arrested there but did have a gun pointed at me. They don’t mess around.
America: citizen, does a minor offence, gets tased and threatened life imprisonment. Australia: citizen, does multiple pretty dangerous offences, gets a ticket and a life lesson
100% correct me mate rolled his patrol and brew double the limit and they just gave him a warning, and brethoed me, I blew numbers and they let us do our thing. May I add we are only on our P plates 😂
As a convicted serial criminal from Chiraq, (I'm Australian and middle class, never been pulled over) this is completely true.
China + Iraq
@@kidalcoholic4092 Chicago & Iraq
Wtf is a Chiraq? Sounds like some food gimmick you get at the Ekka
As an Aussie i can confirm
@@delty8862 Chiraq refers to Chicago basically being a fucking warzone
Just fyi for all foreigners, this video is a prank. We don’t actually have police in Aus, just local warbosses of the roving road warrior gangs.
I was just thinking that..
Back in QLD I worked at a small town pub , got a phone call one night from a local policeman to warn everyone at the pub where they were going to be, and to make sure they drove the back roads home instead 😂
They’re just dropbears riding wallabies
We have police in australia you dumby
@@catshezwhen I think of small town pub...that’s exactly what I expect lmao
@@darkassassin6457 Yeh right 🤣 Small Cane farming town.. one shop which is also the Post Office and hairdressers.. and one Pub..
Ahh good times 😃😂
As a felon that has committed public indecency in multiple countries I can confirm this is correct.
Ayo what the f
as a fucking as a spammer i can confirm i dont shut up
when i get done it's called decent exposure 🤭
Tell us the story 😂
Tell us the story 😂
As an aussie, I've had cops watch me do some pretty munted stuff while drunk on nights out and they just laughed/shook their heads/told me to take care 😂
Probrably because you’re female I just get fined 😐
I had cops drive me home at 2am while off my nut on LSD. Aussie cops can be helpful from time to time.
@@caniborrowapencil5160 nah it doesn’t matter the gender, it matters how much of an Aussie the cop is
Same in New Zealand. You can get piss drunk and higher than venus, but they will pull you over and ask for a hit
@@pheonixangel_ pretty much just if the cunts bald and or a highway patrol officer if not he’s gonna just be a good bloke.
It's even funnier that the Australian one is actually accurate
yeah mate yesterday I punched a baby clean in the temple fell asleep I think and then I took some meth all while driving and I got a fucking ticket aye I also had an illegal firearm I stole off the polices coworker that i started shooting around which ig would of been why. last time I did this I got a warning as well. fucked how strict aus police is
@@JazzD_335 no your thinking of dandenong, I was talking about australia
@@problemforyou Can confirm that Dandenong is not a part of Australia. I've lived there and it's different.
Tryna say the American one is inaccurate? X
@@magnuswright5572 nope its just that the Australia is actually accurate Bec its funny and unbelievable but its true
The fact that the Aussie version is basically just an episode of RBT 🤣
Bloke l know got on RBT...Al who lives in his car!! White AU Falcon...
Pos for mull..
Pos for amphet...
Zero for grog..
At least l wasn't drunk!!
Funniest shit lve seen in yrs (they've rptd it about 10 times!!).
Fr
Hahaha omg yes !
The Aussie cop bit is a little overblown but generally if you tell them the truth and don't give them Greif they'll give you a decent go. Once I got pulled over for a RBT. He asks "how much have you had to drink?" I said "2 schooners,3 glasses of wine and 2 Jim and cokes" I blew .61. he goes "all right we'll wait 10 mins and we'll try again" second time I blew .57. he says "ok promise me you'll sit here for 30 mins and you can be on your way."thanks mate". I got home safely. 👍
"The only way to get better at drink driving is practice, so if anything I'm being a good citizen"
No way he's drunk if he's coming up with logic that solid
Nah yea, bloke here does actually make sense. Still we Aussies have that rare drunk gene to output some genius while smashed. Exactly how we came up with the whole "getting down to the bottlo-o for a bag of going juice and some long necks, before stopping at the servo for a snazza and pie with dead horse on em"
We only come up with logic that fucking good when we are drunk.
Nah this is drunk logic
As an Australian pair of sunglasses, I can confirm this is accurate.
you know it’s a good day when both liam and the fairbairn boys upload a video
Common sense lol 😆
Love your vids as a Australian teenager I can confirm that this is 101% true
As a fellow Australian teenager, I can re-confirm that this is 102% true
As an Australian adult.. I can 103% can absolutely re-re-confirm this
Same here mate
As an Australian teenager I can confirm this is 104% true
Common sense lol 😆
Fake Australian Punishment: Driving around in the Thunderdome.
Real Australian Punishment: Driving around in a Squad Car.
Bro did a perfect drunk impression tho
He’s had a lot of practice
he was prolly already drunk
impression?
Darcys acting as the police backup was so good i almost couldn't tell it was him.
As a Mexican grandma of 15 I can confirm this is accurate
As a drunk Aussie I can confirm that if police are laughing at you for being drunk, you can just tell them they only have an issue because they are jealous that it's Sat night and they are sober.
Darcy's acting as the taser was phenomenal!
As an Australian on walks my mums just stops and goes into the bush a little to take a shit or pee.... she taught us well. Gott love me mum ♥️
Nah surly not a shit
@@JBHIFI-fo4lb nah mate just grab a leaf surely
@@54Luca69 Vegemite makes you sht pretty solid, so there is not even a need for that leave.
@@54Luca69 stinging nettle works best
Mate... she wants to go shes gonna go
It’s good day when Liam Dowling uploads
As a convicted war criminal that did unforgivable crimes in 2004.
This is relatable.
Stop the cap mate
Darcy’s acting as the political conflict in the southern states of Australia amid the brutality faced in the workplace by troubled individuals was the performance of the life time. On point
In Australia you literally just pee wherever you can on long road trips or if there is no toilets or they are all occupied but at home go in the back yard
“With this real gun that we definitely had the budget for” lmao
"i can get you one of those slushies with the- oh wait that's hungry jacks." I make that same mistake every time
he legit sounds like a cop and the the “he was talking shit” is so true
Meanwhile I in Australia was physically assaulted by a cop with many other cops watching, then nearly got arrested for swearing, all because I was at a peaceful protest. I'm visibly disabled btw.
As the Australian microphone attached to this bloke’s shirt, I can confirm this conversation actually happened.
😂😅
The part where he said “oh that’s hungry jacks” is so relatable me and my mates get that shit mixed up all the time we go all the way to kfc and we get there and forget that it’s only at hungry jacks😂
Once had a cop just ask me and my mate “you have boys haven’t been drinking yeah?” when his breath breathalyser wasn’t working. Let us go after that. Legend
The fact that the Australian one is accurate scares me.
As someone who lives in Australia.. police aren’t real, mad max is real
WITNESS😂
Just FYI: Liam is the first drunk Australia ever to go home in the front of a squad car, and not the back of a paddy wagon
I’m an Aussie, what he would’ve said is ‘why are you drink driving sir?’, ‘well look at me, I’m way too pissed to walk home officer’
as a professional drink driver, i say that he tackled that really awfully. he never invited him to drink drive with him; drink driving is more fun with friends.
As a car this is 1000% accurate
As an Australian pair of socks, I can confirm this is accurate.
As someone who lives in America, I can safely say the Australian one is fairly accurate
mate you have got to be the most qualified bloke I've ever met
come to South Afrika you'll be driving and you see someone peeing on an electrical box
Love your videos Liam! Any chance you can do a few UK vs AUS videos? :)
thats such a shit comparison 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀its like comparing fucking yemen to australia
Our countries are far too similar hahah
@@LiamDowling69 No they are not
@@LiamDowling69 nah you're not
@@adjudicator4766 yeah.. Like uk is do different
Bro turned into kermit half way through the tazer scene lol.
Darcy's acting as the cop car was exceptional
The American one is so spot on. I had a LARGE male cop tell me to quit resisting when I was 19 yrs old, (5 ft 3 & 110 lb female) because i turned my head back to look at him because I was shocked he had just put me in handcuffs for underage drinking.
Bunch of power hungry psychos
Had his partner grab my other arm and slam me face down on a table.
As an Australian, I cannot say this is accurate, my mate lost his clean liscense from a minor skid on an empty street, but I am from sydney may be different in the country
Yeah in sydney its a bit different I hear, more strict. I've never heard of anyone losing their licence around here for a minor thing like that. I'm suprised a skid like that even got noticed tbh
Sydney (aussie) cops are just like everyone else. If they catch you acting like a d1ckhead but you are a polite & respectful person they are likely to set you straight & send you on your way. Their goal is to keep you & others safe. If you start abusing them or try to defend your actions. It is likely you will continue to behave like an idiot. So you will not get off with a warning. You will talk your way into a fine or arrest.
You should do stand up comedy like what Frenchy does
In Australia our equivalent of American police are called Ticket Inspectors.
the cops in Australia also take people to macdonalds after a night in the cell 😂😉
not the way he winded down the window 😭
Just got back from a long vacation and it’s good to be home in Australia ✋😭 been missing this accent
hey liam love your vids keep up the great work.
As a Chiko Roll l can confirm this is accurate as fk.
second clips the best 🤣😭
The right anwer is "waiting for a mate" Liam. "Hands in the air" those dirty callused hands.
“Whats it to ya?”
The fact that pissing outside is considered public indecency is crazy
you can get on the sex offender registry for it
woudnt it depend where you pissiing along as your not in public
Im gonna have to try the Zinger box method next time I get pulled over.
As a role of Devon I'm the authority on all things Aussie and this is accurate.
i wish they were this chilled
Keep up the good content bro 👍
"The only way to get better at drink driving is practice so, if anything I'm being a good citizen here"
Both are so accurate
You forgot the old "nah I'm just waiting for a mate"
Fucking awesome mate! just another banger
You can tell they're aussies bc they're wearing shorts during Christmas. Either that or they're in TX
I appreciate the investment in a shirt which closely resembles a police uniform.
😆
The endings are always heat
I loved the “maaaaaaate”
Did you delete the original video cos I watched this exact video yesterday
Common sense lol 😆
Family out on a camping trip during the pandemic, miles away from the nearest person.
American cops: nothing
Australian cops: SEND IN THE CHOPPA!!!
Sorry and sir? Definitely a Canadian scenario
Funny and true as always , this shit makes my day 😂
nobody asked but that first skit reminded me of Paris so much. I've seen people just shitting in the street behind a bush and just walking away like yup... that was normal.
As an American he wouldn’t have gotten tased he would’ve gotten shot at least 50 million times per second
As an Australian, probably true, but 100% not in the cities, they will beat the shit out of you.
Been arrested multiple times in Ireland and once in Spain. Have to say most of the gaurds in Ireland are grand, got the shit kicked out of me twice but what can you do they never convicted me , prefer to get beaten up than get a criminal record. I worked in the states, never got arrested there but did have a gun pointed at me. They don’t mess around.
That's not what we saw in Victoria during Covid
What phone case you got?
does the king reply
Rami passed the breath test
I like it how the setting in America is very obviously Australian shrub
I took a piss in the bushes outside of Kooyong station yesterday drunk at 4pm. Just wanted to let someone know, its been weighing on my heavily.
Damn there's a lot of truth to this one.LMAO, I'll never admit to anything :P
....which we definitely have the budget for 😂
Yes!! I was hoping to find a comment that said this! 😂
Common sense lol 😆
Its sad that the American one is actually accurate and we are terrified here while the Australian one is funny
"You're going away for a long time !"
THE ENDS THE BEST
gday m8 have an awsome australia day
America: citizen, does a minor offence, gets tased and threatened life imprisonment.
Australia: citizen, does multiple pretty dangerous offences, gets a ticket and a life lesson
Aussie cops are some of the most aggresive in the world unless you are in the countryside
Depends on the state ur in
highly douht that im only had peacefull encounters
100% correct me mate rolled his patrol and brew double the limit and they just gave him a warning, and brethoed me, I blew numbers and they let us do our thing. May I add we are only on our P plates 😂
Think after losing his patrol they thought he'd suffered enough XD
@@sholtowilson8451 hahah yeah
Just waitin' for a mate
We once went roo shooting in the police wagon and wiped the lights off the roof and had to go back and find them, true story
Hey Nev! I heard you wanna give me a bit of money....
as a 15 year old that got caught smoking billies this is true.
Ah yes. I too remember bribing cops with KFC.
"by practicing"
Its culture, commitment and training.
The big difference.
I love how they filmed the USA but in Aussie bush
I never knew how seriously Australians take KFC
Btw i tried this and it doesnt work
This except the American cop is the Australian cops reaction when they see someone do a skid in a quite industrial estate
Well at least in Oz, you have a good chance at being detained instead of shot.