I remember I used that line in high school to get a laugh out of everyone once. I was waiting for the perfect moment all high school. Then comes the second half of 11th grade (Junior year), the moment arrives. I was spacing off while my teacher was rambling on about final prep for our AP exams, then he says it. "Make sure you get a good night of sleep so you can maximize your performence-" "Performance!?" "Jose what were we just talking about?" "Performence like sexual?" Best thing I ever did in that class. 😂 I got a B on my AP exam by the way.
@@jdfox8889 Yeah it got them good! 3 laughed because they got the reference (including the teacher), the rest of the class laughed because it was really random and they knew me as a bit of a perv (I wasn't THAT bad). It was a great reaction 😆
@@_.9S._ oh yeah, it got them good! No lie, they laughed for at least a good 2 or 3 minutes. My teacher was chill about it too, he didn't get bent out of shape about it (especially since he got the reference). Good times😆
H.Q.L.B. Productions that makes sense. But also later during the movie, when John Ritter is talking to Bernie Mac about Willie having sex in the dressing room, they’re wearing the same clothes that had in this scene
@@jayofthelion4262 I believe that had to do with Ritter's passing... That 2nd meeting scene you will see the edits are very fast back and forth between Mac and Ritter... Never seeing shots of them talking directly to each other in the same frame. Using preshot outake footage from a previous scene to simulate a new conversation between the two. Being that Ritter had passed away during production that's the best they could do for that scene. I believe that is also that last time we see Ritter in the movie. You do however hear his voice over the loud speaker in the small wishing shoppers happy Holidays later in the movie I believe the night of the hiest. Great actors lost way too soon Ritter and Mac. ☹️
How did that big booty girl appeared from 1:22 to 1:30? She looked like she was walking right past them, then she passed again in 1:30? Is that a mistake?
So many subtle things that add humor. The way the shades of his ears don't match his skin tone... It's just "off" enough to be noticeable and odd... And later on when he meets granny, she's watching people dancing to peanut butter jelly? Who picked that? It's shown for a second and it was the perfect thing to set the tone for her frame of mind 😂
"He happens to be a, uh, dwarf, or midget. I don't know what he's called exactly but eh,, he's a little guy... Little Billy Barty, God rest." Im glad Ritter didn't do any more roles after this movie, how could he ever have outdone this?
This movie seems to have a lot of actors that are dead now, John Ritter, Bernie Mac... Also, WTF is John's deal with talking about midgets & what they're called!?
Casting in this movie is perfect. Everyone was so good.
Choice of vehicles was top of the line too! They made the good decision to have an E38 BMW.
The way John Ritter says not the sausage fingers and seems so uncomfortable during the entire movie is epic. Such a great actor. A true loss.
RIP Bernie and John.
The Spanish chick had me in love.. 😩❤️
Spanish Chick? When? Where? I need to re-watch this movie again
@alien house thanks for correcting me
Thats racist
@@clarksjoint768 LOL! Oh wait, you're serious. Let me laugh even louder. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!! Mental midget.
You must like buying diabetic medication. That's all cellulitis.
The way Marcus looked at after Willie said “Performance , like sexual?” Cracks me up every time 😂
Are you saying theres something wrong my gear??
@@chefboiardeeznutz9881 my fuck stick! Lmao
@@marlenathornsbeary2800 this movie is insane 😂😂😂
2:06 and 2:18 His Reaction Is Priceless 😂😂🤣🤣
(This can’t be happening… oh wait, yes it can)
If anyone of you were wondering , the girl at 1:43 is Grace Calderon.
Wow how the hell do you know her name? Has she been in any other films??
wow, you are an angel. we don’t deserve you.
@@dr.manhattan6746 nope, just bad santa 😔
That chick is awesome!
Wow, Grace can get it sideways.
1:35 I don’t blame him 😂
Caught up
Me neither, she can get it.
Who's the actress name? 😍
She is fine af dang I’d be stuck too drooling and shit
@@GL_FABGrace Calderon
This movie cures my depression during the holidays
why do u hav depression during holidays?
Me too. It's kind of an anti-Christmas movie
I love the scene when Willie an Marcus are walking in the parking lot and let it snow is playing.
that was so great
Chucking the empty bottle 😂
@ 1:32... somehow I never noticed the "No Smoking" sign before, hahahah
2003 but goddamn, so good the cinemathography, script, music, casts, timing. This is when hollywood was fully professional
I remember I used that line in high school to get a laugh out of everyone once. I was waiting for the perfect moment all high school. Then comes the second half of 11th grade (Junior year), the moment arrives. I was spacing off while my teacher was rambling on about final prep for our AP exams, then he says it.
"Make sure you get a good night of sleep so you can maximize your performence-"
"Performance!?"
"Jose what were we just talking about?"
"Performence like sexual?"
Best thing I ever did in that class. 😂
I got a B on my AP exam by the way.
Did your class laugh after you said that did they get the reference
Yeah tell us! Did they laugh?
@@jdfox8889 Yeah it got them good! 3 laughed because they got the reference (including the teacher), the rest of the class laughed because it was really random and they knew me as a bit of a perv (I wasn't THAT bad). It was a great reaction 😆
@@bulletproofman323 that’s good
@@_.9S._ oh yeah, it got them good! No lie, they laughed for at least a good 2 or 3 minutes. My teacher was chill about it too, he didn't get bent out of shape about it (especially since he got the reference). Good times😆
it's been 17 years holy shit
The GTA Trevor that we deserve
Ritter and Mac, what a loss!
Billy Bob Thornton Making John Ritter Uneasy
I like how she passes so close to him the second time... Women are always asking for the stare 😏
The world lost an amazing talent when John Ritter left us.
@1:56 marcus face like" Shit we just walked through the fucking door".
Hearing Let It Snow in Phoenix is always funny. 🤣
I love Miramax! The most interesting and best films! Thanks!
She passes by twice at 1:21 and then at 1:30
Good catch. It’s funny how filmmakers know we won’t catch it
Ritters facial expressions are priceless
R.I.P. John Ritter & Bernie Mac!
Cried over this film brilliant
The little black guy was in Blade Runner as one of those "gutter" people who rip Deckard's antenna off of his hover craft
And He was In Friday, Where he get cheated on by a horny ChurchMan.
Sweet Tooth who was also played by Bernie Mac
What dude that's so cool
Tony was also in Return of the Jedi and Beetlejuice. Legend.
This scene has been engrained on my brain since childhood I don’t even remember the rest of this movie only this scene
It's crazy John Ritter died before the movie even released
1:33
Omg that stinkbox! 😍
So it's Christmas..& again I am watching this...
Harrison was mad as hell. He took that Santa job serious. HACKS! 😆
×snaps outta daze×.."performance? performamce like sexual?" 😂
John Ritter talking is asmr...
Fun fact: both Jack Nicholson and Bill Murray were also asked to play the part of Willie
Bill Murray I maybe could see that but Nicholson no
@@vicdeakins2238 Nicholson would make the perfect person to play his dad if they ever make it into a trilogy
Billy Bob Thornton was Perfect For The Movie
2:04 that’s a kicker right there.
RIP 2 great blokes
This is a great movie
John Ritter is wearing a different suit in the next scene.
James De Leon I believe in the movie it was supposed to be 2 different days...
H.Q.L.B. Productions that makes sense. But also later during the movie, when John Ritter is talking to Bernie Mac about Willie having sex in the dressing room, they’re wearing the same clothes that had in this scene
@@jayofthelion4262 I believe that had to do with Ritter's passing... That 2nd meeting scene you will see the edits are very fast back and forth between Mac and Ritter... Never seeing shots of them talking directly to each other in the same frame. Using preshot outake footage from a previous scene to simulate a new conversation between the two. Being that Ritter had passed away during production that's the best they could do for that scene. I believe that is also that last time we see Ritter in the movie. You do however hear his voice over the loud speaker in the small wishing shoppers happy Holidays later in the movie I believe the night of the hiest. Great actors lost way too soon Ritter and Mac. ☹️
H.Q.L.B. Productions the edits were a bit off. May they both Rest In Peace
Chick's built like her back in the day before all these surgeries and bs were still sleazy but had all us looking n wanting a round or 2 😍💪🏾
Love this best Xmas comedy
Only bad Santa can smoke in the mall😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
0:48 Bob Chipeska Was Played By The Late John Ritter Who Was Also The Voice Of Clifford The Big Red Dog.
Not to mention at least 50 other movies for which he's better known and Three's Company.
I'm trying to at least wait until the beginning of December to watch the whole movie. Tonight...I don't think I'm gonna make it. Merry Christmas 🎄🎄😂😂
1:39. And 1:44
She’s so incredible
John Ritter played Billy Bob Thornton's shrink in Slingblade, it's funny how they ended up in this movie together.
Shrink? He played a gay dude who works as a bag boy at the grocery store and is friends with the mother and son Karl stays with. He wasn’t a shrink.
@@dropkickirish4449 He actually works as the manager at the grocery store.
dang, I forgot about that
"Hacks!"
Fuckstick hahahhahaha
Just by the thumbnail I knew what scene it was😂😂
Ooooh he broke the car window lol😆
Are you the girl in this scene??!!
@@OGecalien no
How did that big booty girl appeared from 1:22 to 1:30? She looked like she was walking right past them, then she passed again in 1:30? Is that a mistake?
I've seen drunks but never one with a chip on his shoulder as BIG as Willie's!!!!
Hes not going to say fucksick in front of the children is he 😂
And I love how below this video it's recommending "Miracle on 34th Street" as related.
So many subtle things that add humor. The way the shades of his ears don't match his skin tone... It's just "off" enough to be noticeable and odd... And later on when he meets granny, she's watching people dancing to peanut butter jelly? Who picked that? It's shown for a second and it was the perfect thing to set the tone for her frame of mind 😂
I honestly don’t think that guy understands what a child thinks when people mention adult world.
1:43 Jamie Sigler AKA Meadow Soprano?
????noooo
ha. that's not her. but there is a scene in the sopranos where she is in sweats and kinda looks like this lady.
In the words of Christopher Moltisanti “Get some fucking glasses.”
@@Snarkythecat He was being a gentleman, Snarky...you should try it sometime!
I was motherfucking infatuated with meadow. It’s not her. If you really want to know. Comb through the credits. I guarantee it’s not her.
Omg love that poopchute at 1:34
It was probably the worst mistake he made getting rid of the old Santa 😂
All because of a great resume and working for peanuts lol
YOU CAN TELL HE IS A TRUE !!!! DEVIENT !!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂lol g
0:53 is that Kenny from Frasier
"Blood sugar" *ROTFLMAO!*
Tex Ritters kid.
Still blows me away.
❤ Billy Bob 😅
Wow that’s my dad 😂😂😂
lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!! this movie was so funny
"He happens to be a, uh, dwarf, or midget. I don't know what he's called exactly but eh,, he's a little guy... Little Billy Barty, God rest."
Im glad Ritter didn't do any more roles after this movie, how could he ever have outdone this?
Happy 20 years! Marcus get this kid off me before he pisses on me!
0:34
Omg I remember watching this
LOW PROFILE !!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂A MONSTERg
JESUS CHRIST, could you maybe keep it together for 10 minutes?
why are these santas unmasked in public? If i were here younger I wouldve have learned the truth
We need part 3.
No, I won't even watch part 2 because part one is the only Bad Santa for me that there will ever be.
@@noorrougelewis6704 sadly thats true.
What's her name? 😍 1:38 1:43 1:44
Grace Calderon
This movie seems to have a lot of actors that are dead now, John Ritter, Bernie Mac...
Also, WTF is John's deal with talking about midgets & what they're called!?
He doesn't wanna offend anyone, he's basically a modern day liberal.
That's just 2 people, I wouldn't call that alot.
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Plastic bottle breaks a windshield?
TheDieselndust it was glass. The bottle broke too
I have to stop watching this, I'm going to get crow's feet before I'm 30 from laughing so hard
Yeah he probably changed
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Fuck man, what u using?