Doctor Reacts To FUNNIEST Onion Medical Headlines #1

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  • @clarissarojas7959
    @clarissarojas7959 4 роки тому +34557

    This video is like when you tell your mom a joke and she turns it into a lecture

    • @AmmaraSHAH773377
      @AmmaraSHAH773377 4 роки тому +1570

      Oh my god thats so accurate. Especially with the fingerless gloves

    • @abhisheikpatangey3481
      @abhisheikpatangey3481 4 роки тому +260

      I like Dr Mike, but how does he have time to create such videos while his city suffers

    • @chriscarguy
      @chriscarguy 4 роки тому +695

      Abhisheik Patangey sometimes you gotta lighten to mood a bit more. These videos really take your mind off the virus, so in a way it’s saving a lot of people stress. Because of that he’s actually saving lives. LoGiC

    • @onceinabluemoon3264
      @onceinabluemoon3264 4 роки тому +81

      ChrisCarGuy - True

    • @tokyodrift90s
      @tokyodrift90s 4 роки тому +56

      Bro i literally commented this 21 hours ago and i dont get one heart from doctor mike😭

  • @dontmindme4885
    @dontmindme4885 4 роки тому +7327

    Dr. Mike: freeze-away toe remover
    Cinderellas step sisters: **nervous sweating**

  • @lauragarzon5277
    @lauragarzon5277 4 роки тому +8381

    Dr Mike: These are just jokes, don't take them seriously
    Dr. Mike: *Takes the jokes seriously*

    • @joy100ish
      @joy100ish 4 роки тому +79

      This like talking to your parents xD

    • @superpotterfan7435
      @superpotterfan7435 4 роки тому +158

      I feel like he’s also wanting to make sure that people understand the truth vs the joke so they know it’s a joke. I liked that he took the jokes and explained where they most likely originated and why they wouldn’t happen for real. 😁

    • @moistnugget4147
      @moistnugget4147 4 роки тому +24

      he's a medical professional, cut him some slack :P

    • @overdadeirofelipao3629
      @overdadeirofelipao3629 4 роки тому +41

      I mean... what else is he supposed to do? Read medical memes and like... laugh 3 times?

    • @NoOne-wz2ht
      @NoOne-wz2ht 4 роки тому +3

      @@joy100ish yeah read the top comment

  • @jacob_massengale
    @jacob_massengale Рік тому +362

    "Seriously injured woman heroically fends off paramedics trying to put her in medical debt"-my favorite

    • @bepis_lord7883
      @bepis_lord7883 7 місяців тому +6

      Basically when someone's about to call the ambulance for you, so you gotta show them that you're not sick enough to need an ambulance.

    • @RobertJarecki
      @RobertJarecki 4 місяці тому +5

      The city fire department sent me a bill for *_only_* $400. I had tripped and fallen on an uneven brick walkway *_at a hospital_* and one of the medical professionals who helped me up, put me on a chair and evaluated my condition had called before the evaluation was complete (the police also came out but didn't send a bill).
      I called the hospital ombudsman about the situation and asked if they could contact their legal department and ask what the usual settlement was for a slip-and-fall incident. The ombudsman immediately told me that I shouldn't worry about it anymore.

  • @vanessaf7259
    @vanessaf7259 4 роки тому +3373

    “You owe me a half hour of my life back”
    😂😂😂 👏👏👏 When it comes to wasting peoples’ time, insurance companies are so in debt they can’t possibly pay everyone back!

    • @mortimerbrewster3671
      @mortimerbrewster3671 4 роки тому +6

      When it comes to wasting peoples' time, the doctors are so in debt they can't possibly pay everyone back. I don't bother going to doctors because I won't wait the 45+ minutes late that they always are, even when I make certain I'm the first patient of the day.

    • @moonlit_sky127
      @moonlit_sky127 4 роки тому +50

      @@mortimerbrewster3671 You don't bother going to the doctors? Dude, ya really need to start going! Even if it's just twice a year!

    • @saltedlemons5908
      @saltedlemons5908 4 роки тому +33

      Moonlit_Sky2712 nah. If he doesn’t want to go, he doesn’t have to. That’s one Less person to pollute the world

    • @jamessheppard4372
      @jamessheppard4372 4 роки тому +6

      @@saltedlemons5908 exactly

    • @jdirksen
      @jdirksen 4 роки тому +7

      My old youth therapist, first name Karen, literally ended up speaking to the manager and put me on emergency supply after they hadn’t sent in my mood stabilizers nearly a month after writing in the prescription

  • @acaesic
    @acaesic 4 роки тому +4000

    Mike looking at a _’toe remover’:_ “Oh, I have this thing! I’ve used it before!”

    • @hiimjohnquinones2971
      @hiimjohnquinones2971 4 роки тому +330

      Yeah, I used it too so now I'm down to 12 toes. Wish me luck on getting the other 4 off.
      (Edit) thanks for the likes, y'all really like toes apparently

    • @khatunamezvrishvili6211
      @khatunamezvrishvili6211 4 роки тому +23

      @@hiimjohnquinones2971 bruh

    • @csweezey18
      @csweezey18 4 роки тому +21

      @@hiimjohnquinones2971 Hol' up.

    • @ashleybishop3431
      @ashleybishop3431 4 роки тому +11

      @@hiimjohnquinones2971 A true intellectual

    • @annlakes24
      @annlakes24 4 роки тому +1

      Video Star yo same

  • @dyhia1311
    @dyhia1311 4 роки тому +1000

    Dr Mike is the only person who can turn a joke into a lecture without making it annoying

    • @evanislost
      @evanislost 4 роки тому +36

      I like people who can organically drop nuggets of knowledge, if it's someone whose professional field is related and it's like factoids that are interesting and not common knowledge. It's like an attractive quality, yknow?

    • @nazanin2674
      @nazanin2674 4 роки тому +4

      Dyhia ⵣ it's just because he's good looking

    • @jihadzengana5530
      @jihadzengana5530 4 роки тому +1

      Dyhia ⵣ one of the main reasons that I keep watching his videos ❤️

    • @sometimessnarky1642
      @sometimessnarky1642 4 роки тому

      Nah, it's still annoying.

    • @alexaweishoff195
      @alexaweishoff195 5 днів тому

      996th like!

  • @davidcookmfs6950
    @davidcookmfs6950 3 роки тому +613

    6:17 I have a badly suppressed immune system. I had a doctor for years who was a professor, and he would bring about a dozen students when seeing me. Of course I had given him permission. He wanted to see how different students handled examining the same patient. So my medical appointments about every three months would go on for a couple of hours. He would have them come in one at a time to do their exam, and then after everyone was done, he would do the exam and narrate everything he was doing and explaining why about everything, and then spend about a half hour having a class discussion. One student from West Africa correctly diagnosed that I had a patch of leprosy starting, and no one else caught it, not even the professor. The thing that tipped him off was that I had a numb patch on my back, and he ordered a test, and that is what it was. Turns out it is still a lot more common in the US than people think, but it is much more common in developing countries, and he immediately recognized it. It is bacterial, and apparently attacks nerves, so the reason that people wind up with wounds is that they don't fell pain where a wound is starting, and it gets worse.

    • @chestio3488
      @chestio3488 2 роки тому +63

      Cool story! Hope your doing well, even with a bellow average immune system! :D

    • @azaanhm
      @azaanhm 2 роки тому +28

      @@chestio3488 lmao I can't tell if you're concerned for him or just making fun of him!!!

    • @DKNguyen3.1415
      @DKNguyen3.1415 Рік тому +16

      That's like an episode of House.

    • @mroiddzhem7311
      @mroiddzhem7311 Рік тому +11

      Thank you! I'm a medstudent and we need patients like you

    • @niagara6015
      @niagara6015 9 місяців тому +8

      Doctors in Africa are used to seeing all different types of diseases; in South Africa we have everything because of all the people that have immigrated here from other African countries. When Covid hit Africa we already had ample experience with contagious diseases and viruses.

  • @Macapta
    @Macapta 4 роки тому +7812

    Fav Onion headline ever is “amazing, miracle of birth occurs for 8 billionth time”

    • @mariabarker2036
      @mariabarker2036 3 роки тому +52

      LOLOLOLOL
      teehee

    • @haroldwilkes6608
      @haroldwilkes6608 3 роки тому +173

      Even Jesus stopped making wine once in a while...

    • @OveranalyzingEverything
      @OveranalyzingEverything 3 роки тому +95

      Hasn't there been more than 8 billion people on earth or is the joke that the miracle happens so often every day?

    • @Macapta
      @Macapta 3 роки тому +149

      @@OveranalyzingEverything the latter, that we call something a miracle even though it’s so common.

    • @OveranalyzingEverything
      @OveranalyzingEverything 3 роки тому +66

      @@Macapta but then again there has been more than 8 billion people born. The ones alive today and the ones from the past.

  • @deusexaethera
    @deusexaethera 3 роки тому +3107

    4:59 - True story: When my son was born, the nurses (especially in the nursery unit) were fawning over him and saying how cute he was -- "no really, I say this to every parent, but yours really is the most adorable baby I've seen in a long time", etc. By the end of our time in the hospital, I was telling the nurses, "Well of course he's the cutest one; I picked him out myself." The older nurses thought it was hilarious; the new nurses were horrified.

    • @FunnyParadox
      @FunnyParadox 3 роки тому +218

      Are you my mother ? XD because that's the EXACT same story she told me XD

    • @Zeeboklown
      @Zeeboklown 3 роки тому +144

      I was gonna comment about the baby security bracelet thing. If someone is gonna steal a baby, why wouldn't they.. just take the bracelet off the baby..

    • @devforfun5618
      @devforfun5618 3 роки тому +120

      @@Zeeboklown my guess is it makes a sound or alert the security or simply stops openning the door when removed

    • @deusexaethera
      @deusexaethera 3 роки тому +231

      @@Zeeboklown: The bracelet is has a built-in tamper alarm, in the form of a heartbeat monitor. It presses tightly against the bottom of the baby's foot, and if it stops detecting a heartbeat (or if it detects heart arrhythmia) it goes nuts.

    • @karlkfoury2213
      @karlkfoury2213 3 роки тому +41

      if he's cute then he's probably not your son

  • @itzcloudieout4869
    @itzcloudieout4869 4 роки тому +1933

    Toe remover: *exists
    Dr mike: I used this before
    Me: *concerned

  • @Moji_Night
    @Moji_Night 3 роки тому +69

    The fact that you got duped even though you know full well the Onion is satire is the best thing. So pure. Don't ever change.

  • @confusedbubble7948
    @confusedbubble7948 4 роки тому +4836

    I love the sound of his laugh , his laugh are amusing . 😂💕

    • @averagemanful
      @averagemanful 4 роки тому +50

      I are liking it too

    • @cinnabonbon
      @cinnabonbon 4 роки тому +28

      aveRAGE joe i are in fact liking it to

    • @user-bg2hd8xm1y
      @user-bg2hd8xm1y 4 роки тому +18

      And the fact that you don't know what grammar is. Is amusing

    • @rasskhovp528
      @rasskhovp528 4 роки тому +51

      allie kasarcik
      incorrect punctuation in the middle of your sentence.

    • @cyerripaws8270
      @cyerripaws8270 4 роки тому +30

      allie kasarcik lol that was uncalled for bruh she just expressed she liked his laugh, u didn’t have to go “WelL youR GrammAr iS AmuSIng”

  • @アシュリーメイ
    @アシュリーメイ 4 роки тому +754

    "Pooping is great. Urinating-- great."
    What a stunning review from Doctor Mike. I'll have to look into this.

    • @harveyabel1354
      @harveyabel1354 4 роки тому +7

      Er....not TOO closely, I hope?

    • @TruckTaxiMoveIt
      @TruckTaxiMoveIt 4 роки тому +5

      Not too close though, ok?
      [Edit]
      Someone beat me to it

    • @jamestays8416
      @jamestays8416 4 роки тому +3

      Sounds like Dr Mike has some enjoyable times in the bathroom.

    • @bradlyfray1010
      @bradlyfray1010 4 роки тому

      Big if true

  • @painfall
    @painfall 4 роки тому +8193

    Plot twist: The Onion is actually predicting the future

  • @hexxidelux6224
    @hexxidelux6224 2 роки тому +160

    This is concerning. I first heard of the "nutritionists say people who eat right shouldn't poop at all" thing from my mother. It was passed on to me as real news because she had seen it on TV being presented as such. My mother does not know how to use a computer, and (of course) has no social media accounts. She doesn't have a cellphone and we still use a landline phone here at the house. If she says she saw it on the news, she means it. I was going weeks thinking "nutritionists are going crazy" each time I went to the bathroom. I had no idea it was from The Onion. But now, I do. That means, someone around or in South Carolina thought it was real news and put it on our news networks to be shown as such. I'm rambling. Trying to think about it is blowing my mind.

    • @KimonFrousios
      @KimonFrousios Рік тому +25

      That someone thought it was real is not surprising. That nobody else questioned it before it reached getting presented, is what is deeply concerning.

    • @Duffyboi
      @Duffyboi Рік тому +8

      @@KimonFrousiosIt’s the people that use social media and take everything at face value.

    • @jb888888888
      @jb888888888 Рік тому +15

      Around me sometimes on slow news days they'll put up things like that as a funny. "See what the Onion says LOL" but then I can imagine people who might miss that first part see it and think it's real.

    • @FuckGoogle502
      @FuckGoogle502 Рік тому +13

      The Onion has tricked newscasters into repeating its articles quite a few times now lol

    • @MarginalSC
      @MarginalSC Рік тому

      That thought predates The Onion by decades at least.

  • @Niikachuuuu
    @Niikachuuuu 4 роки тому +1351

    “Does you doctor have crows feet ? That means they care” 😂

    • @peacefulinvasion684
      @peacefulinvasion684 4 роки тому +31

      Actually it means that theres a crow out there with no feet

    • @jutau
      @jutau 4 роки тому +3

      @@peacefulinvasion684 I'm sure rabbits would be happier, if this trends.

    • @akanechan1211
      @akanechan1211 4 роки тому +7

      @@peacefulinvasion684 It's the law of equivalent exchange

    • @BjornUltimatum
      @BjornUltimatum 4 роки тому +6

      Dr. Mike doesn't care is confirmed.

  • @nollypolly1869
    @nollypolly1869 4 роки тому +748

    Ladies and gentlemen, we got a "pee woop"!
    All is right in the world.

    • @prettyluhliaya4774
      @prettyluhliaya4774 4 роки тому +3

      Yesss I was Soo happy I rewinded it back just to do it with him

    • @wingy6060
      @wingy6060 4 роки тому +3

      Pee? He can't be very healthy then

    • @akanksha7028
      @akanksha7028 4 роки тому +3

      @@wingy6060 pun intended 🤔😄

  • @jillian7454
    @jillian7454 4 роки тому +1474

    Dr. Mike: "All of this is in fun, it's a joke!"
    Also Dr. Mike: explains the medical side of every joke and how the article is massively incorrect.
    Me: oh, doc... This is why we love ya.

    • @carnage2332
      @carnage2332 4 роки тому +13

      That is really Mike's entire mission statement with this channel. Is to be friendly and entertaining while providing useful medical information.

    • @liger04
      @liger04 4 роки тому +8

      Except he played along for "ask [the doctor] straight up if they've ever killed a patient on purpose".
      Coincidence? I think not.

    • @Arrow14860
      @Arrow14860 4 роки тому +1

      @@liger04 LMAO😂😂

    • @Hust91
      @Hust91 4 роки тому +3

      I mean it's interesting context, right?
      How the joke relates to the real world situation that might have prompted the joke.

    • @lyn3792
      @lyn3792 4 роки тому

      Who is that in ur profile pic

  • @dimestorepoet
    @dimestorepoet Рік тому +91

    I love how Sam always has to be explaining jokes in the background

  • @clarkemz869
    @clarkemz869 4 роки тому +3294

    "...the most infectious part of your hand... are fingertips."
    Me while biting my nails: 👁👄👁

    • @AstralArbourSys
      @AstralArbourSys 4 роки тому +76

      I've been called out-

    • @KatKitty_
      @KatKitty_ 4 роки тому +25

      @@AstralArbourSys fellow enby?

    • @AstralArbourSys
      @AstralArbourSys 4 роки тому +33

      @@KatKitty_ yep! enbies of the internet unite lmao

    • @sapnajoy935
      @sapnajoy935 4 роки тому +19

      I WAS BITING MY NAIL WHILE READING THIS COMMENT HSKJDKSJSKJKD

    • @abbyroad5169
      @abbyroad5169 4 роки тому +22

      Just builds your immune system.

  • @theresalynn3633
    @theresalynn3633 4 роки тому +671

    *How to find the right doctor, a guide:*
    1) look all over your town
    2) if necessary look in a few other towns near by
    3) if the above fails move to New Jersey and look for Doctor Mike
    4) say *PEEWOOP*
    5) Congrats! you have found a great doctor!

    • @norge0209
      @norge0209 4 роки тому +18

      I SO wish this was true. I live in New Jersey, but I doubt Doctor Mike is taking new patients.

    • @theresalynn3633
      @theresalynn3633 4 роки тому +20

      Wallace Lam I’m glad I could help!😂

    • @cocoraven1523
      @cocoraven1523 4 роки тому +4

      I live in New Jersey but I doubt he is taking new patients 😞

    • @lmonsalud7034
      @lmonsalud7034 4 роки тому

      peewoop

    • @SweetAeromotion
      @SweetAeromotion 4 роки тому +1

      Courtney hghahahsdkaksksndn try bein the one person that walked by him (months ago!) and recognised him, but got shy :(

  • @dustinbeard
    @dustinbeard 4 роки тому +2585

    "Chest compressions, chest compressions, chest compressions"
    It's about time.

    • @Gabriel-yd4bq
      @Gabriel-yd4bq 4 роки тому +14

      nah it's too late. he ded now.

    • @draconicepic4124
      @draconicepic4124 4 роки тому +11

      I thought you just keep shocking them until their heart beats and then scream, "It's alive!"

    • @sashafinlay2235
      @sashafinlay2235 4 роки тому +4

      same with "BEE-WOOP!"

    • @dustinbeard
      @dustinbeard 4 роки тому

      @@draconicepic4124 Only if they are flat linining

  • @ohyeah518
    @ohyeah518 3 роки тому +92

    I can tell you as an a pretty great poker player that the reason they were dark glasses is because your pupils dilate when you see something valuable. Just be sure to get non-reflective ones.

    • @devonm042690
      @devonm042690 2 роки тому +8

      Is it when you see something valuable? Or something that commands your attention; for example something you want? 'Something valuable' sounds awfully nebulous to be something your body has an explicit reaction to.

    • @ohyeah518
      @ohyeah518 Рік тому +2

      @@devonm042690 Absolutely

  • @rebeccahicks2392
    @rebeccahicks2392 4 роки тому +2109

    "Get on the phone spend half an hour arguing with the insurance company"
    This is the doctor we all need.

    • @ledues3336
      @ledues3336 3 роки тому +13

      True

    • @R.Daneel
      @R.Daneel 3 роки тому +101

      My dentist took time out of their own day to argue that 2 (not just 1) of my 4 new crowns were required, not cosmetic. Saved me about $1500.
      (Convinced them that it was $1500 now, or covering adult braces later and THEN the crown anyway. The insurance, surprisingly, saw the light.)

    • @devforfun5618
      @devforfun5618 3 роки тому +33

      @@R.Daneel what ? they are physically able to think long term ? i thougth it was impossible

    • @SkiDaBird
      @SkiDaBird 3 роки тому +14

      @@devforfun5618 They are surprisingly good at predicting the future, whether in underwriting, claims, or patient reps. Corporate penny pinching is the problem.

    • @MrCharlesfire
      @MrCharlesfire 3 роки тому +27

      This is a doctor nobody SHOULD need. Seriously, America, you're the last first world country not having universal health care...

  • @mariaregalado3894
    @mariaregalado3894 4 роки тому +864

    WHEN IS THE CHEST COMPRESSION MERCH COMING DOCTOR MIKE. IM TIRED OF THE GAMES.

    • @hippityhoppity657
      @hippityhoppity657 4 роки тому +24

      "I'M NOT PLAYIN THESE GAMES"

    • @ChuckADickiner
      @ChuckADickiner 4 роки тому +8

      Nobody to compress your chest during quarantine? That's rough.

    • @davecrupel2817
      @davecrupel2817 4 роки тому +3

      Reg Aint playin' no GAMES!

    • @magicsforce
      @magicsforce 4 роки тому +2

      Maria reg is right to throw dem hands

  • @jamesmason7979
    @jamesmason7979 4 роки тому +455

    "Never tell them any of your symptoms."
    😂😂😂

    • @kevinlandrini6799
      @kevinlandrini6799 4 роки тому +8

      just play a little game of guessing. lets see if you can guess what hurts doc! they start hitting you in every place possible lol

    • @garcia9903
      @garcia9903 4 роки тому +1

      @@kevinlandrini6799 ohh dude, your comment is brilliant 😂

  • @Thehouseoffail
    @Thehouseoffail 2 роки тому +56

    I have a rare condition. When I was a teenager, I was in the hospital for treatment and the doctor asked if some of her medical students could sit in. She was so excited to share this because having this condition at such a young age is almost unheard of. I said yes, thinking it was just going to be a few people discussing my case.
    NOPE.
    They came while I was asleep in the morning. No warning, no bra, hair unbrished, and feeling very vulnerable. And in comes about 30 mostly male medical interns crowded around my bed to watch her trigger a reaction from my condition. It was humiliating.
    Safe to say, that poker buddies joke isn't too far off the mark.

    • @AutumnTehKitty
      @AutumnTehKitty Рік тому +13

      Ah, I'm sorry they didn't give you better warning to prepare or change your mind.

    • @RobertJarecki
      @RobertJarecki 4 місяці тому +1

      Good grief! What an overwhelming experience to have first thing in the morning!!
      The doctor I go to is at a clinic which is a part of a teaching hospital. He sometimes asks if a medical student can come in and be part of the exam but only one student.
      Although I'm 72 years old, I've only been overnight in a hospital once and don't yet have any very interesting conditions so far. I would be a bit overwhelmed with such an audience.

  • @easymedicinebytmd8247
    @easymedicinebytmd8247 4 роки тому +2201

    Everbody else: I need a haircut!
    Dr Mike: I need a pedicure!

    • @blank-6222
      @blank-6222 4 роки тому +12

      I wish my dad agreed to let me cut his hair.....😂😂😂

    • @haleyhawkins1995
      @haleyhawkins1995 4 роки тому +4

      I can relate I need both

    • @terkhenkhbat2168
      @terkhenkhbat2168 4 роки тому +2

      I need all
      SIKE

    • @blank-6222
      @blank-6222 4 роки тому +2

      Wow this comment is getting loved so much...by the I appreciate your channel

    • @najlasmith8933
      @najlasmith8933 4 роки тому

      Easy Medicine by TMD 🤣😭

  • @billoftt1
    @billoftt1 3 роки тому +3753

    "The Onion is a satirical newspaper..."
    No, The Onion is The Finest News Source!

    • @somegoodsoup7008
      @somegoodsoup7008 3 роки тому +88

      It's more reliable than the BBC

    • @jimluvsgene
      @jimluvsgene 3 роки тому +64

      @@somegoodsoup7008 and FOX.
      And NYT.

    • @jimluvsgene
      @jimluvsgene 3 роки тому +67

      And ABC
      CBS
      MSNBC
      NBC
      USA Today
      TWSJ
      TWP
      POLITICO
      Bloomberg
      Vice News
      HBO
      HuffPost
      TMZ
      CNET
      NPR
      THR
      Newsweek
      TNY
      Time
      US News and World Report
      And The Guardian.

    • @crackaby7075
      @crackaby7075 3 роки тому +24

      @@jimluvsgene and Russia Today.

    • @crackaby7075
      @crackaby7075 3 роки тому +22

      @@jimluvsgene and France 24.

  • @TuffMelon
    @TuffMelon 4 роки тому +726

    I just love how The Onion nails the absurd article headlines so well that there's also a subreddit for similarly absurd stories that AREN'T from The Onion.

    • @xtensioncordtv1969
      @xtensioncordtv1969 3 роки тому +37

      @@timothinev9444 r/nottheonion

    • @rezwittkerchester2055
      @rezwittkerchester2055 3 роки тому +7

      John 3:16-17 KJV "For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life. For God sent not his Son into the world to condemn the world; but that the world through him might be saved."

    • @eagenthorror
      @eagenthorror 3 роки тому +74

      @@rezwittkerchester2055 this is the funniest onion article ive read so far

    • @negativeorangutan546
      @negativeorangutan546 2 роки тому +7

      @@rezwittkerchester2055 wrong comment section

  • @eirinipapagianni7598
    @eirinipapagianni7598 3 роки тому +207

    The one where the doctor supposedly asked to bring in his poker buddies was funny until I remembered a story of my mums births. The doctor who was responsible for delivering my brother brought in the delivery room his wife to watch my mum give birth so he could convince her to have a baby with him. My mum wasnt really satisfied with him as a doctor,so she went to a new one when she was having me. The second doctor brought in the delivery room his under-age high-school son to watch a live birth because the kid wanted to go to med school 😂

    • @ayishaks6510
      @ayishaks6510 2 роки тому +92

      Certainly, watching a woman screaming in labour is absolutely the best way to convince his wife to have a kid. *Eye roll* lol

    • @vanderbam2741
      @vanderbam2741 2 роки тому +35

      That's shocking. So violating.

    • @Jack1994hoo
      @Jack1994hoo 2 роки тому +28

      Wtf kinda hospital was that? An episode of Scrubs?

    • @eirinipapagianni7598
      @eirinipapagianni7598 2 роки тому +38

      @@Jack1994hoo a hospital in Greece during the 90s my friend 😂

    • @reaganharder1480
      @reaganharder1480 2 роки тому +27

      As I understand, when I was born the doctor brought into the room a sandwhich. Because she was called in off her lunch break.

  • @vaishnaviravikrishna2039
    @vaishnaviravikrishna2039 4 роки тому +147

    I felt an ungodly amount of joy at hearing the bee-woop again!

  • @kenzzzz23
    @kenzzzz23 4 роки тому +769

    My favorite: “You owe me a half hour of my life back”
    I’m a pharmacy tech and I feel this way every time I talk to insurance!

    • @hermionehp1100
      @hermionehp1100 4 роки тому +21

      My mom says the doctors at insurance companies are the ones who graduated at the bottom of their class and couldn’t get a residency 😂

    • @mortimerbrewster3671
      @mortimerbrewster3671 4 роки тому +2

      The only people worse than doctors in keeping people waiting is the pharmacist. I'm lucky that I don't need regular medicine but I've been with friends who've asked for me to "quickly" run by the pharmacy to pick up their medicine. Fucking waste of time.

    • @TrushaTaneja
      @TrushaTaneja 4 роки тому +21

      @@mortimerbrewster3671 Just so you know it is highly likely that it's the insurance company keeping the pharmacist held up and delaying your pick up time. Pharmacists and pharmacy technicians do not and cannot control your co-pay, and/or your insurance company's requirements like prior authorizations.

    • @lineisdumb6556
      @lineisdumb6556 4 роки тому +6

      I’m a diabetic and during corona my pharmacy ran out of insulin and we couldn’t get any insulin for hours. My mother literally called three pharmacies and than ended going to the hospital because I was that low on insulin

    • @xattix
      @xattix 4 роки тому +11

      @@lineisdumb6556 I'm sorry that happened to you. If 3 pharmacies didn't have your insulin, it sounds like a supply problem. Covid is supposedly causing several drug backorders

  • @ScruffMcGruff86
    @ScruffMcGruff86 4 роки тому +839

    Doctor, fighting with insurance company: "You owe me a half hour of my life back."
    Patient, fighting with insurance company: "You owe me my life back."

    • @wesnohathas1993
      @wesnohathas1993 3 роки тому +46

      Insurance companies really are the worst.

    • @Jimothyjohns
      @Jimothyjohns 2 роки тому +11

      @@wesnohathas1993 they really are, especially when it comes to medical care.

    • @Kyleplaysgames567
      @Kyleplaysgames567 Рік тому +5

      ​@@wesnohathas1993It's a joke at this point. "OH don't worry insurance will pay for it!"

  • @azeemtravadi6128
    @azeemtravadi6128 3 роки тому +70

    "never reveal any of your symptoms"
    simulated patients in the OSCE: "write that down, write that down!"

  • @johnnyfines627
    @johnnyfines627 4 роки тому +688

    “You owe me a half hour of my life back.” I’m using this every time I have to talk to dumb people from now on. 😂

    • @harveyabel1354
      @harveyabel1354 4 роки тому +4

      You do know they're *everywhere*?

    • @melissablackwood
      @melissablackwood 4 роки тому +12

      Then you'll waste another half hour trying to explain it to them... because they're dumb.

    • @dylannecros3636
      @dylannecros3636 4 роки тому +7

      @@melissablackwood then tell them they owe you an hour.

    • @johnnyfines627
      @johnnyfines627 4 роки тому +2

      @@melissablackwood Or... I don’t explain it at all, and even though I won’t get that half hour back, I’ll save the half hour not explaining it to them. I’ll say I broke even and call it a day.

    • @jushiii_146
      @jushiii_146 4 роки тому +1

      Coming from a country with one of the best health insuranceses: I feel so sorry that stuff like that is actually happening in the biggest economy of the world :(

  • @popartlover101
    @popartlover101 4 роки тому +1297

    2 things I've learned in this video:
    1. His eyes are pretty
    2. He can be my doctor any day😂

  • @wonk123
    @wonk123 4 роки тому +1081

    “in the future, humor will be randomly generated”
    onion: *this seems like a job for me me*

    • @moe_1838
      @moe_1838 4 роки тому +4

      69 likes
      N I C E

    • @dilyuq3714
      @dilyuq3714 4 роки тому +8

      Now this looks like job for me so everybody just follow me

    • @Kel_Li
      @Kel_Li 4 роки тому +6

      @@dilyuq3714 cuz we need a little controversy, cuz it feels so empty without me

    • @rodrigolopezvillegas4272
      @rodrigolopezvillegas4272 4 роки тому +1

      hai kazuma desu

    • @terkhenkhbat2168
      @terkhenkhbat2168 4 роки тому

      Hi

  • @theblackvalkyrie69
    @theblackvalkyrie69 3 роки тому +249

    *“If doctors have crows feet, it means they care.”*
    - Dr Mike, 2021

    • @Gaehhn
      @Gaehhn 2 роки тому +2

      That left me confused for a second, because I thought he was talking about caltrops...

    • @MigattenoBlakae
      @MigattenoBlakae Рік тому

      @@GaehhnLMAO

  • @pranaya_boru
    @pranaya_boru 4 роки тому +930

    “Do you want to live or die” 😂😂

    • @outtathepantry
      @outtathepantry 4 роки тому +14

      May i take the latter?

    • @aayhanjurir8590
      @aayhanjurir8590 4 роки тому +4

      @@outtathepantry :( you ok there?

    • @TruckTaxiMoveIt
      @TruckTaxiMoveIt 4 роки тому +2

      You'll be surprised

    • @Negasuki
      @Negasuki 4 роки тому +1

      @@outtathepantry You'd have to go out and protest in public without a mask for that atm :P

    • @GlitterC8k
      @GlitterC8k 4 роки тому +1

      That's a harder question these days.

  • @sachadominique4648
    @sachadominique4648 4 роки тому +656

    "Dr. Scholl's Introduces New Freeze-Away Toe Remover"
    Dr. Mike : "oh I have this thing"
    😂😂😂😂 sure you do

  • @caffeinatedoctor
    @caffeinatedoctor 4 роки тому +2345

    OMG! I encountered a patient today.. after greeting him, I asked him how he's feeling now ( he had taken medication for a sore throat 10 days ago) and he responded, " YOU TELL ME? " I was confused, so I asked him again, "do you have any symptoms right now"
    He said, "If I answer everything, what will you do? Should I do your job for you?"
    I tried to explain to him that I can't treat him if I don't know how he's feeling/what his symptoms are..
    He just bluntly said, "it's your job to know how I'm feeling"
    As if we're psychics 🙄🙄

    • @davitdavid7165
      @davitdavid7165 4 роки тому +99

      What do you mean the nerveus system helps a lot when diagnosing problems?

    • @Math-pu4qo
      @Math-pu4qo 3 роки тому +72

      You should know how they feel, you should know as the doctor, duh.

    • @Fletchawk
      @Fletchawk 3 роки тому +359

      I hear giving children a lollipop makes them a lot more cooperative.

    • @iliadnetfear2586
      @iliadnetfear2586 3 роки тому +38

      Come on, Egghead! You got the papers on the wall, so you tell me.

    • @icarokaue7334
      @icarokaue7334 3 роки тому +229

      "I'm gonna call a partner"
      "oH aRe You ThAT iNcoMpetENT"
      "No, they're a vet, the only doctor who can know what a patient is feeling without asking"

  • @floatingeyeballs44
    @floatingeyeballs44 2 роки тому +23

    My favorite Onion article was one they put out years ago (early 2000's) that said the FDA had approved salmonella for human consumption. I showed it to some of my relatives, who were outraged! Lol

  • @mrinaljoshi294
    @mrinaljoshi294 4 роки тому +2058

    Doctor Mike: "honestly all these organs are looking the same to me right now"
    Me: lol nice one
    Doctor Mike: Honestly this struggle is real
    Me:hahah....wait......what?

    • @soupisfornoobs4081
      @soupisfornoobs4081 4 роки тому +179

      Suddenly, your kidney gets replaced with a heart

    • @pranamikaverma
      @pranamikaverma 4 роки тому +32

      @@soupisfornoobs4081 oH nOoOoOo

    • @r0b0b0t8
      @r0b0b0t8 4 роки тому +17

      *uh oh*

    • @icewater6841
      @icewater6841 4 роки тому +13

      @@r0b0b0t8 well you only need... wait... MIKE PLEASE EXPLAIN AAAAA

    • @olymolly3637
      @olymolly3637 4 роки тому +20

      @@henk-3098 Two lungs, anyone? Two legs, two arms, two ears... two brain hemispheres.... One heart is enough, we're not Kaijus. C'mon man.

  • @windalock9689
    @windalock9689 4 роки тому +1431

    I'm sad that he missed "after successfully stopping his patient's heart"

    • @mjolnirsoul9214
      @mjolnirsoul9214 4 роки тому +49

      nono, doctors do that for medical procedures

    • @slcRN1971
      @slcRN1971 4 роки тому +56

      My husband had open heart surgery and his heart was stopped in order to get a heart valve replacement. He was connected to a heart-lung bypass machine for awhile. Scary time! FYI: He’s fine and back to working out again every day.

    • @sabahhasbi3765
      @sabahhasbi3765 4 роки тому +54

      @@mjolnirsoul9214 but it was stopped for the entire night.. then the doctor came back for it the next mornin

    • @mjolnirsoul9214
      @mjolnirsoul9214 4 роки тому +25

      @@sabahhasbi3765 well yes that's the joke there but I was just pointing out that doctors do in fact stop hearts during surgeries

    • @sabahhasbi3765
      @sabahhasbi3765 4 роки тому +14

      @@mjolnirsoul9214 well yea I just pointed out the fact that it's not the same circumstances.

  • @ameliecarre4783
    @ameliecarre4783 4 роки тому +309

    This "you owe me half an hour of my life back" is so perfectly expressed. If only they actually had to pay for the time wasted.

    • @MoogieB
      @MoogieB 4 роки тому +2

      But it evens out with the time patients wait to see the doc!

    • @hkr667
      @hkr667 4 роки тому +2

      I once had to pay 44 cents for medication. The printing of the bill and electronic payment costs more >

    • @ameliecarre4783
      @ameliecarre4783 4 роки тому

      @@MoogieB I don't think so, no.

    • @kevinlandrini6799
      @kevinlandrini6799 4 роки тому +1

      i can imagine a story based on a society where people pay for things with time and not money. it sounds familiar. is there actually a book like that?

    • @ameliecarre4783
      @ameliecarre4783 4 роки тому

      @@kevinlandrini6799 I think there's a movie. With Justin Timberlake. I haven't seen it so I'm not sure but time is a currency of sort. And when you're poor, you run out of time and you die.

  • @Rugelacharugula
    @Rugelacharugula 3 роки тому +20

    I could not have Dr. Mike as my physician. I would constantly be mesmerized by his impossibly fantastic hair.

  • @onceinabluemoon3264
    @onceinabluemoon3264 4 роки тому +1186

    “Nutritionists reveal humans with proper diet should not be defecating”
    IDK why I laughed so much but at least my anxiety was reduced👍🏻

    • @onceinabluemoon3264
      @onceinabluemoon3264 4 роки тому +14

      I didn’t expect my comment to be hearted thanks❤️

    • @prpitprp4927
      @prpitprp4927 4 роки тому +4

      Now your allertness increased

    • @onceinabluemoon3264
      @onceinabluemoon3264 4 роки тому +1

      PRPITPRP lol

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 4 роки тому

      GAGAGAGAGAAGAG this is wonderful! PRANK! It is terrible! I looked in the mirror and saw something UNPRETTY: my face. GAGAGAGAG! But I am happy again because I have TWO HOT GIRLFRIENDS and I make cool YT videos with them! Good evening, love and peace, dear op

    • @Shrubbist
      @Shrubbist 4 роки тому +2

      I wonder if this is a reference to a claim by some raw vegans that if you are eating right you won't have periods. (If you're unfamiliar, you should google it. It's hilariously stupid)

  • @pokeround
    @pokeround 4 роки тому +1101

    "Doctor, I've got a pain in my kiddlies!"
    "Do you mean kidneys?"
    "That's what I said, diddle I?"

    • @Maurycy5
      @Maurycy5 4 роки тому +3

      Sauce: Kurt Vonnegut, "When Mortals Sleep"... kinda...

    • @pokeround
      @pokeround 4 роки тому +1

      @@Maurycy5 Ah, interesting! I was thinking of Tommy Cooper.

    • @salamjihad3449
      @salamjihad3449 4 роки тому +1

      @Mahdin Bhuiyan ITS TRUE !! I GAVE HER $300 !!!!!

    • @dawn8293
      @dawn8293 4 роки тому +1

      Isn’t that the joke from Star Trek? Love it!

    • @seaotter4439
      @seaotter4439 4 роки тому +3

      I feel like I'm having a stroke

  • @istoOi
    @istoOi 4 роки тому +804

    1:42 "... Success is not paying for customers' medical care"
    The World*: lol
    *The US: Wait, where's the joke?

    • @TheCatgirl
      @TheCatgirl 4 роки тому +7

      i still don't understand the joke 😭

    • @beno1996ac
      @beno1996ac 4 роки тому +36

      Health insurance companies have customers paying a monthly or a yearly fee for a certain type of health insurance so that when they go to see a doctor or to the hospital they just pay a fraction of the price on medication and treatments. The problem is, health insurance companies have a lot of particularities to try to get out of actually paying for the treatments and medication like Dr. Mike's story about his patient.
      In other places like Europe, people are already insured by their government so they don't have to pay for healthcare or have personal health insurance, unlike in the US

    • @idkidkidkidkidkid
      @idkidkidkidkidkid 4 роки тому +4

      @@TheCatgirl America makes people pay. I dunno how many countries don't make you but I know Australia has free health care

    • @melisa6609
      @melisa6609 4 роки тому +4

      portia uk too! Free healthcare over here✌️

    • @goattheoak
      @goattheoak 4 роки тому +3

      portia so does New Zealand

  • @Envrionmela
    @Envrionmela 2 роки тому +42

    I remember one day my doc explained this to me "Hypothetically, eating 5 pounds of carrots is still 5 pounds. And while carrots are good for you, excessive is just as unhealthy as not eating healthily enough"

  • @NutellaBukkake
    @NutellaBukkake 4 роки тому +313

    That “beewoop” gave me more serotonin than my stimulus check.

  • @YokoshimaSTAR
    @YokoshimaSTAR 4 роки тому +319

    His voice is soooo satisfying.

    • @emilytrost4123
      @emilytrost4123 4 роки тому +1

      I liked and then took it back but only to keep the likes at 100

    • @mnihs3314
      @mnihs3314 4 роки тому +1

      @@mariejuana8246 DUDE.......
      he also LOOKS like one
      a dreamy one, tho

    • @sofaiaia
      @sofaiaia 4 роки тому

      Smoke Weed dude stop be nice

  • @cami8144
    @cami8144 4 роки тому +628

    Poker players: wear dark glasses so they don’t show what card they are actually looking at and the opponent can’t find out their strategy
    Also poker players: wear dark reflective glasses showing which cards they have
    Me: *facepalm*

    • @ianmoseley9910
      @ianmoseley9910 4 роки тому +23

      Camila Asenia Cejas Perhaps they could have virtual glasses that show opponents false reflectiions?

    • @brittanywoodman6559
      @brittanywoodman6559 4 роки тому +27

      Don’t touch you face! 😂

    • @raprista4440
      @raprista4440 4 роки тому +5

      @@brittanywoodman6559 virtual facepalm XD

    • @cami8144
      @cami8144 4 роки тому

      Brittany Woodman too late 😂😂

    • @cami8144
      @cami8144 4 роки тому +1

      Ian moseley Smithers bring that man I’m going to make him executive vice-president

  • @afterburn2600
    @afterburn2600 Рік тому +6

    I've been reading The Onion since it was only a print newspaper in Madison, WI, and it's always been fantastic.
    Unrelated to health but my favorite article was Tips to Stay Cool in the Summer, and their suggestions included such gems as "Wear a tinfoil hat," "Buy a Celsius thermometer to enjoy temperatures that rarely exceed 40 degrees," and "Stay in your dank cave and guard your precious."

  • @dannydethanos6994
    @dannydethanos6994 4 роки тому +676

    Straight up ask your doctor if they’ve ever killed a man on purpose. “Hey doc.. you ever done that to a patient”. Best line ever

    • @haroldwilkes6608
      @haroldwilkes6608 3 роки тому +9

      Scarier would be, by accident?

    • @deusexaethera
      @deusexaethera 3 роки тому +16

      "Yes, but just once, and only because he wouldn't stop asking for free Oxy's. It was only a matter of time before he ODed anyway, I just sped things up a bit."

    • @rk4397
      @rk4397 3 роки тому +3

      My grandmother was a nurse at Charity Hospital in New Orleans in the 1890s. A child was brought in with rabies. The doctor smothered the child.

    • @deusexaethera
      @deusexaethera 3 роки тому

      @@rk4397: That's awful. But with rabies there really isn't any other option; even with supportive care until the infection subsides, there will be severe lifelong disability.

    • @vanderbam2741
      @vanderbam2741 2 роки тому

      @@rk4397 ohhhh that's so sad 😞

  • @ezurachan
    @ezurachan 4 роки тому +285

    "You owe me half hour of my life back".
    I'm so sorry Doc Mike for your loss.

    • @addie-eileenpaige6460
      @addie-eileenpaige6460 4 роки тому +6

      I'll take an half hour over the two hours I spent on the phone with unemployment.

    • @dynamicworlds1
      @dynamicworlds1 4 роки тому +2

      Tell me more about how health insurance companies make our system more efficient.

    • @alejandrinar.971
      @alejandrinar.971 4 роки тому

      Addie-Eileen Paige At least you get to call them. They’re not taking calls in my state.

    • @mikekazz5353
      @mikekazz5353 4 роки тому

      Ah I was just gonna waste it anyways.

  • @annushkavarshavski9107
    @annushkavarshavski9107 4 роки тому +304

    "you owe me half an hour of my life back"
    YEAH, TELL 'EM😂

  • @L._Diaz
    @L._Diaz 2 роки тому +28

    The 'bringing interns in for observation' made me laugh out loud for real! When I was delivering my twins, my doctor was golfing with his 13 year old son. He not only asked if he can bring in the interns, but he asked if his son could just sit quietly in the corner in the back of the room because he wants to be a doctor when he grows up! Of course, by that time, EVERY woman is like, ' Yes! Whatever! Stop talking let's get these babies out!' So you KNOW how crowded that delivery room was! Each baby had their own set of nurses and other staff, plus 7 interns, plus his kid sitting in the corner on a plastic chair. It was crazy, man! lol! :)

  • @3DJapan
    @3DJapan 4 роки тому +279

    The toe remove made me think of a a clip from the old MTV animated series Liquid Television. They did a fake commercial for Lee Press-on Limbs. In case an arm falls off you can just apply a Lee Press-on replacement.

    • @allisonavery7273
      @allisonavery7273 4 роки тому +2

      Lovely

    • @gtw4546
      @gtw4546 3 роки тому

      It made me think of Grimm's version of Cinderella.

  • @nicolemurphy758
    @nicolemurphy758 4 роки тому +418

    I can't be the only person who would listen to Mike read an entire dictionary and not get bored.

  • @VictoriaHatzson
    @VictoriaHatzson 4 роки тому +424

    2:33 Imagine someone taking this seriously and going to a doctor's office like "So what symptoms do YOU think brought me here today???"

    • @IceMetalPunk
      @IceMetalPunk 4 роки тому +28

      Me, not a doctor, but if I were a doctor: "Good question. I think I'll refer you to a psychiatrist for those symptoms you have..."

    • @yfrufeyfryd2129
      @yfrufeyfryd2129 4 роки тому +12

      Doctor: does it start with A?

    • @alicehermioneannabeth
      @alicehermioneannabeth 4 роки тому +12

      I work at a book store and too many times people want me to magically know which book they're talking about. "It had a dog and a sunset on the cover..." And such examples

    • @valesth4903
      @valesth4903 4 роки тому +5

      @@alicehermioneannabeth When you're waitressing and people tell you to bring them something you think they'd like 🙄

    • @celeniareyes4443
      @celeniareyes4443 4 роки тому

      Victoria Hatzson lmfaoooo!!!!!!

  • @mery5989
    @mery5989 3 роки тому +47

    the fact that even you actually bleached your teeth when you were young makes the "too white teeth in the us" stereotype make perfect sense. I have never heard of anyone doing that here, it sounds dangerous

  • @lauranorwar
    @lauranorwar 4 роки тому +359

    “I’ve used this product. I had a....” **synapse occurs**
    Disregard.

  • @breadbunny4325
    @breadbunny4325 4 роки тому +1304

    Tip to survive “homework”
    1. Don’t go to the hospital
    2. Chest compressions!
    3.Chest compressions!
    4. Chest compressions!
    5. You have survived!
    And thank you for everyone who has liked this comment!

  • @MicahRion
    @MicahRion 4 роки тому +447

    Wait how was the medical insurance one on the Onion it's just true! (in the USA at least)

    • @elderwanda
      @elderwanda 4 роки тому +39

      The line between satire and reality gets disturbingly thinner every day.

    • @chrismalone2136
      @chrismalone2136 4 роки тому +30

      Because the Ceo admitted it. They would never do that.

    • @0Clewi0
      @0Clewi0 4 роки тому +20

      "‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens" Sometimes the joke is the honesty.

  • @finley7906
    @finley7906 3 роки тому +10

    doctor mike is like the love interest in a cheap romance novel and honestly, im here for it

  • @cat_person
    @cat_person 4 роки тому +217

    Mike's Caption: *Defibrillator*
    Mike: "Defibulator."

  • @THATVisi
    @THATVisi 4 роки тому +399

    On the “poker buddies” one. When I had meningitis, the hospital was out of beds, so they performed my spinal tap in the nurses’ break room. During lunch.

    • @Daviticus042
      @Daviticus042 4 роки тому +25

      THIS IS SPINAL TAP

    • @cageybee7221
      @cageybee7221 4 роки тому +59

      "ladies, please do not confuse the water tap with the spinal tap, we still haven't paid the lawsuits from last time."

    • @abbyroad5169
      @abbyroad5169 4 роки тому +4

      @@cageybee7221 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I'm dead.

    • @raspberryjuiceentertainmen719
      @raspberryjuiceentertainmen719 4 роки тому +8

      @@Daviticus042 I see another spinal tap fan is here

    • @napoleonbonaparte7529
      @napoleonbonaparte7529 4 роки тому +3

      What's a spinal tap?

  • @TheVisconator4700
    @TheVisconator4700 4 роки тому +251

    "The key to success is not paying the patient's health insurance"
    That's not even a joke anymore. They make money by denying care.

    • @btaylerpackard2475
      @btaylerpackard2475 4 роки тому +5

      *save money

    • @MadellaBeauty
      @MadellaBeauty 4 роки тому +2

      yep

    • @diablominero
      @diablominero 4 роки тому +7

      Satire is "playfully critical distortion of the familiar." In this case the familiar is health insurance screwing patients, and the playfully critical distortion was having the company actually admit it.

  • @bonniea.1941
    @bonniea.1941 2 роки тому +2

    I don’t usually like these kinds of videos but laughing along with (or at 🤷🏻‍♀️) Doc Mike makes me very happy. And laughter IS the best medicine! ❤️

  • @yvrelna
    @yvrelna 4 роки тому +66

    "Health insurance CEO reveals key to company's success is not paying for customer's medical care"
    I think sometimes Onion forgets that they're supposed to be satirical news site, not real news.

    • @JohnA...
      @JohnA... 4 роки тому +1

      The sad part is that most people who buy insurance (of any kind) don't seem to understand that very simple point. They aren't there to help you, they are there to make money first by any means, including screwing you over if they don't think you can fight them.

  • @tsg712-t7e
    @tsg712-t7e 4 роки тому +1688

    “None of the headlines are true” The Onion a month ago: Trump is gonna recommend injecting disinfectant

    • @grapejuice8807
      @grapejuice8807 4 роки тому +13

      XDDD

    • @ayyylmao101
      @ayyylmao101 4 роки тому +136

      Ahhhh, when satire becomes reality...

    • @Maya-rg3bm
      @Maya-rg3bm 4 роки тому +97

      its where trump must get his news lmao

    • @Gr3nadgr3gory
      @Gr3nadgr3gory 4 роки тому +14

      He was talking about a UV injection treatment that blasts your lungs with light.

    • @ShovelChef
      @ShovelChef 4 роки тому +46

      Gr3nadgr3gory, I can't tell if you're joking. I saw the clip everyone saw.

  • @bibinoojen
    @bibinoojen 3 роки тому +16

    "a good [doctor] would know how to ask what you mean without sounding judgmental" Last part crucial!! LOL

  • @ChaosPan
    @ChaosPan 4 роки тому +45

    I'm glad to hear about the new safety measures for newborns. I was almost stolen as my mum recovered. The babynapper was posing as a nurse and when my mum brought up this other "nurse" to the one who actually worked there, mum found out the other was not someone working at the hospital. We changed rooms and went home very quickly after that. :)

  • @LL-rk5lv
    @LL-rk5lv 4 роки тому +430

    Dr Mike looks like superman? Who agrees?

    • @Biden_is_demented
      @Biden_is_demented 4 роки тому +8

      Pooping is hip. All the cool kids are doing it.

    • @creature8911
      @creature8911 4 роки тому +2

      L L • yes

    • @creature8911
      @creature8911 4 роки тому +2

      Darth Mucus 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @07Sethy
      @07Sethy 4 роки тому +9

      I'm not so sure, but he definitely looks like that guy Clark Kent.

    • @ahhh4117
      @ahhh4117 4 роки тому +1

      Ugh wow he really does
      did u read his think-piece on vigilante justice?
      It’s a good thing he doesn’t work in Gotham

  • @IkuTree
    @IkuTree 4 роки тому +117

    Honestly needed this. Struggling in confinement here, it couldn't have happened at a worse time since I was days away from moving abroad so had already given up my flat, job etc. Luckily was able to get the flat back for a few months but now landlord is saying they found someone to move in so... time to fight to keep my home I guess? Even though jobless and pretty much living like a squatter since all my stuff is in boxes in storage. I need a break from this mess. Gonna binge some of your meme reviews now and hope things resolve themselves in the meantime. Not sure about happy but definitely staying healthy!

    • @stonywings5888
      @stonywings5888 4 роки тому +7

      I wish you the best in getting it all resolved!

  • @irisbear9421
    @irisbear9421 3 роки тому +10

    15ish years ago, when I had my babies, they only put a security tag on the baby so nobody could take it from the nursery unapproved or whatever.. like a library book.. It's hilarious to me, but I'm also very glad for this extra step.

  • @whoyoulookingatabs1028
    @whoyoulookingatabs1028 4 роки тому +255

    Mike: This is Sarcastic
    also Mike: Explains why they are wrong in every possible way

  • @everydayfixer8446
    @everydayfixer8446 4 роки тому +109

    Honestly with the way nutritionists are, I could see the one in the intro being a real artical.

  • @vildelunden2274
    @vildelunden2274 4 роки тому +168

    *talks about the Freeze-Away Toe*
    Dr. Mike: Oh, I have this thing!
    UA-cam-community: *facepalms* no, you don't

    • @sylverdoqqo
      @sylverdoqqo 4 роки тому +6

      Vilde Lunden I thought he was deliberately joking until he said it got him haha

  • @acciotardisalohomora6302
    @acciotardisalohomora6302 3 роки тому +3

    For every few bad apple doctors there are the golden ones like you.

  • @WardOfSouls
    @WardOfSouls 4 роки тому +268

    Had to like for the capsule vs tablet story. After dealing with insurance companies and their authorization crosswalk tables, that felt a little too real.

    • @davidwitzany5852
      @davidwitzany5852 4 роки тому +2

      It's not just a story, it happened to me when I changed insurance companies. Luckily for my doctor, I'm the one who spent the half-hour on the phone.

    • @carmen_says_hi
      @carmen_says_hi 4 роки тому +2

      I work in a pharmacy. Sometimes when we bill online the insurance company will give us the rejection with alternatives or let us know to use caps/tabs instead. Sometimes.

    • @steffenjensen422
      @steffenjensen422 4 роки тому +8

      Btw, this is another problem solved with universal healthcare.
      Why have to choose between the insurance covering tabs and the one doing capsules when you can have just one providing whatever the doctor thinks is better for you?
      Or yourself.
      With government healthcare I literally got asked if I wanted it to swallow or to drink or as powder or whatever. That's the kind of choice I want.

  • @Plaid5912
    @Plaid5912 4 роки тому +335

    "The Onion is a satirical news site"
    *Proceeds to treat the news articles seriously*

  • @hanabee7283
    @hanabee7283 4 роки тому +494

    Dr. Mike: "If you overbleach your teeth, it will make your teeth sensitive and it will hurt. Be careful"
    Ross: *nervous sweating*

    • @deusexaethera
      @deusexaethera 3 роки тому +2

      "Friends" reference?

    • @hanabee7283
      @hanabee7283 3 роки тому +2

      @@deusexaethera yep haha

    • @kckirkify
      @kckirkify 3 роки тому +3

      @@hanabee7283 If a “Friends” reference leaves itself out there with no protection, it SHALL BE TAKEN. No prisoners saved.

    • @gabyefg
      @gabyefg 3 роки тому +2

      I read it while he was saying it! 😀

    • @ericawillis.
      @ericawillis. 3 роки тому +2

      "yeah, your teeth? I could see them from outside" love it

  • @MrZardoz777
    @MrZardoz777 Рік тому +4

    "Never tip them off by revealing any of your symptoms . . ." My brother actually did that, went to the doctor and didn't tell him he'd been exposed to mono. Got a medication cross-indicated for mono and wound up with this crazy rash.

  • @ynapedregosa4899
    @ynapedregosa4899 4 роки тому +148

    “Make sure they have kind eyes that crinkle at the corners when they smile”
    Dr. Mike: Ahahhhh (Awwee cutieeee reaction) ☺️☺️☺️

    • @ameliecarre4783
      @ameliecarre4783 4 роки тому +4

      Just have to gif that. Or vid that, with sound. Too much adorableness there.

    • @ynapedregosa4899
      @ynapedregosa4899 4 роки тому +1

      Amélie Carré yes that would be great 🤗

  • @adrees
    @adrees 4 роки тому +505

    “You owe me a half hour of my life back”
    OMG this is a funny joke but it succinctly points out the problem of doctors wasting too much time filling out paperwork and trying to get insurance to pay!

    • @vitaluka1854
      @vitaluka1854 4 роки тому +4

      I'm kind of surprised that the insurance is the doctors problem to make them pay. I would imagine that would be the person's problem not the doctor's.

    • @ameliecarre4783
      @ameliecarre4783 4 роки тому +24

      @@vitaluka1854 The doctors help. Because they know how, and the patients don't.

    • @Negasuki
      @Negasuki 4 роки тому +2

      @@vitaluka1854 that patient must have went back saying "I need something else unless you can get my insurance to pay for this." and the doctor was like "Challenge Accepted!"

    • @darlingdahlia1109
      @darlingdahlia1109 4 роки тому +5

      Its the doctors responsibility if they are in network with your insurance (in the US). If they are out of network, they can just bill whatever they want to you.

    • @ThatGirlJD
      @ThatGirlJD 4 роки тому +1

      @@vitaluka1854 It's called a Prior Authorization or worse a Formulary Exeption. The pharmacy initiates the process when the insurance sends a message saying the medication requires a prior authorization to be covered. The doctors office is faxed the forms through the computer system automatically. The doctor usually fills out the form and faxes it back to the insurance company. The form explains why the patient needs that particular medication instead of another medication that is on the preferred tier list of medication formulary. If the insurance still doesn't cover the medication the pharmacy calls the insurance company to find out what is going on. Then they send a message to the doctor's office to explain what the insurance company told them. The doctor who is usually irritated that the insurance company is "playing doctor" calls the insurance company and they resolve the issue. Sometimes the resolution is another medication, sometimes it is the insurance company paying for the original prescribed medication.

  • @SuperKellie77
    @SuperKellie77 4 роки тому +405

    When all my sentences start with “Dr. Mike says...

  • @alicetodd1699
    @alicetodd1699 3 роки тому

    I work in an ER and just love Dr Mike. Have told everyone about his videos. Some of our docs watch

  • @ryan1696
    @ryan1696 3 роки тому +342

    So a doctor can't say, "This guy is lying, but I cannot indulge you in further details of his exam due to patient privacy."

    • @facelytavarez2021
      @facelytavarez2021 3 роки тому +46

      I think it has to do that HIPPA even extends to not even saying the patients name. The Doctor can’t say the name’s of their patients

    • @blakew5672
      @blakew5672 3 роки тому +42

      @@facelytavarez2021
      It extends to anything that could be used to identify a patient. Doesn’t even have to be a name. It could be any combination of “evidence” you could pool together that could be linked to a particular person.

    • @jessiejanson1528
      @jessiejanson1528 3 роки тому +13

      What about "Im not saying im this guys dr, because doctors cant legally admit that. but if he was really telling the truth he would also give consent here for his dr to talk about this so he could legally respond. Because of these laws, this guy could literally say anything without his dr being able to respond."

    • @ArtyMcKenzie
      @ArtyMcKenzie 3 роки тому +24

      Yeah no. I have a doctors who I sent my mom to. The doc knows I sent my mom. My mom mentioned me and the doc immediately said "I can't confirm or deny their attendance at my practice." They literally can't even confirm you were there.

    • @magics902
      @magics902 3 роки тому +14

      Saying they're lying is confirming they saw them or didn't see them this would be the first violation of the rule.
      Secondly saying they're lying now indicates what may or may not have gone on in the appointment. Second violation of the rule.
      Now lets contextualize that this is ON THE INTERNET. Posting ANY patient information on a public online forum is a HUGE rule violation.
      HIPAA (Health Insurance Portability and Accountability Act) is known for it's privacy guidelines and commonly referred to for patient and Dr. confidentiality. But the other major point of the Act is actually about legally sharing patient information!
      When a Dr. refers a patient to another practice or a specialist the information that IS confidential must be shared. How it is shared (secure online portals, or direct faxes, etc etc) is actually the majority of what HIPAA details.
      Also how that data is maintained in physical records and digital records (like within a hospital for access by hospital staff, but only the ones who work directly on that patient) and on and on that type of stuff.

  • @SpanishFeedback
    @SpanishFeedback 4 роки тому +524

    I love when you say peewooo 🤣

  • @ambersquirrel2514
    @ambersquirrel2514 3 роки тому +145

    The last one seems like a legit conversation after the guy gets home
    "Hey honey how was your day?"
    "I got to use the shock paddles and go BZZ BZZ just like on tv"

  • @phydeux
    @phydeux 2 роки тому +7

    Actually, HIPAA doesn't have anything to say on you sitting in on a friend's exam as long as your friend approves. My best friend took me with her for her brain cancer treatments because I'd been through them with my mother and she knew I'd understand everything they were telling us. The doctors didn't mind since it was her idea. I even sat next to the MRI and held her hand as she got her scans.

  • @anodosarcade7355
    @anodosarcade7355 4 роки тому +370

    "Healthy humans dont need to defecate"
    Dr. Kellog strikes again!

    • @draconicepic4124
      @draconicepic4124 4 роки тому +2

      So that's how North Korean leaders do it!

    • @synp9ynir
      @synp9ynir 4 роки тому +4

      No. Doctor Kellogg instructed his followers to defecate 4 times a day.

    • @TruckTaxiMoveIt
      @TruckTaxiMoveIt 4 роки тому

      Poo green my friend

  • @lolwhat9124
    @lolwhat9124 4 роки тому +55

    thank god there are some youtubers that can be funny and entertaining during these difficult times🙌🏼❤️

  • @gracesmith5961
    @gracesmith5961 4 роки тому +217

    Dr Mike : CHEST COMPRESSIONS CHEST COMPRESSIONS CHEST COMPRESSIONS
    his shirt : CHEST COMPRESSIONS CHEST COMPRESSIONS CHEST COMPRESSIONS

  • @lamcb.9476
    @lamcb.9476 4 роки тому +319

    7:11 meanwhile over here in Holland, when my mom had her denture made she asked the specialist to make them not super white, like a bit yellow like any normal set of teeth are, and a bit crooked / uneven as well cause she didn’t want a fake bleached white smile. and the specialist was so surprised cause he hadn’t been asked to do that in years and he was really looking forward on making them for her

    • @MuthaMuthr
      @MuthaMuthr 4 роки тому +4

      kinda bizarre. did she pay out of pocket or insurance coverage? i wouldnt wanna pay for yellow and
      crooked teeth.

    • @mils9495
      @mils9495 4 роки тому +44

      Mar Mohamed they probably aren’t that crooked or yellow, just natural looking

    • @ThatGirlJD
      @ThatGirlJD 4 роки тому +16

      My grandmother explained that dentures are supposed to look natural as a child. Hers were as you described your mother's. They looked just like her real teeth. Not perfect and not white like a ten year old's teeth

    • @Hello-qg4yk
      @Hello-qg4yk 4 роки тому +11

      Mar Mohamed not yellow yellow but yellow enough so it doesnt look bleached and not perfect teeth. i wouldnt want perfect teeth. Just normal looking ones

    • @darylesese
      @darylesese 4 роки тому +4

      That’s actually kinda smart

  • @Wigconic.
    @Wigconic. 4 роки тому +118

    Doctor Mike: **posts a video**
    Me: i see it, i click it, i like it, i watch it

    • @smarty_melon
      @smarty_melon 4 роки тому +2

      Dang you posted the same comment 3 times.