Doctor Reacts to RIDICULOUS Medical Memes #8

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  • Опубліковано 9 чер 2024
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    WELCOME TO MEDICAL MEME REVIEW EP 8!!!
    Medical memes or Doctor Memes are a great way to get a laugh whether or not you are part of the medical community. I think that they are incredibly relatable as you can catch the humor even as a patient. I will say that some of the memes can be dark and if taken out of context can even seem offensive BUT we need to understand that this is medical satire. Being able to laugh at ourselves and our troubles is a healthy habit to practice.
    I really enjoy reacting to these memes and I know that there are millions more out there that are as funny. Please if you enjoy this series let me know by liking, commenting, and sharing this video with your friends/family. If I see that you enjoyed it I will put out another post on my IG to send me the best doctor memes and nursing memes so that we can all share a laugh. #DoctorMikeMedicalMemeReview
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 22 тис.

  • @DoctorMike
    @DoctorMike  4 роки тому +4623

    Check out my attempts at Minecraft & Sims 4 Gaming LOL
    Sims 4: ua-cam.com/video/8HlQ1T_jsbs/v-deo.html
    Minecraft: ua-cam.com/video/dYiyFT_PWqU/v-deo.html

  • @sandcat2383
    @sandcat2383 4 роки тому +8032

    "Sitting is generally unhealthy when you do it for long periods of time."
    Schools:

  • @beingsol8814
    @beingsol8814 3 роки тому +13823

    “Smoking is bad, don’t smoke”
    Teens: But it tastes like mango
    You know what also tastes like mango? MANGO

    • @fabricionavarroance2oa899
      @fabricionavarroance2oa899 3 роки тому +157

      mango que no es una fruta?

    • @beingsol8814
      @beingsol8814 3 роки тому +87

      JasonTrick si

    • @ryan-ch6fp
      @ryan-ch6fp 3 роки тому +421

      @@fabricionavarroance2oa899 is that minecraft enchantment table language or Spanish

    • @Bruh-vd1pp
      @Bruh-vd1pp 3 роки тому +297

      @@ryan-ch6fp Easy, Minecraft enchanting table language

    • @shadycat_1935
      @shadycat_1935 3 роки тому +184

      @@ryan-ch6fp why are those the only two options lmao

  • @marysherrill8821
    @marysherrill8821 Рік тому +244

    My 93 yr old fater-in-law had covid twice and survived. The man is a tank.

    • @blueorpink.
      @blueorpink. 11 місяців тому +12

      Oh my god yay 😁 also it’s sad that he made this at the end of 2019 before all the pandemic stuff happened

  • @josephcohn154
    @josephcohn154 Рік тому +17

    5:49 "CHEST COMPRESSIONS CHEST COMPRESSIONS CHEST COMPRESSIONS, they save lives baby boo" 🤣🤣

  • @dylandreisbach1986
    @dylandreisbach1986 4 роки тому +9735

    “But it’s safer than smoking.” Last time I checked most things you can do is healthier than smoking.

    • @lolinnitfam9045
      @lolinnitfam9045 4 роки тому +190

      Except suicide

    • @marlenathorvald
      @marlenathorvald 4 роки тому +186

      The reason people say it's safer than smoking is because alot of people replaced smoking with vaping. But Dr mike is right that does count when we talk about teens. But we shouldn't get rid of vape we should make it harder for kids to vape

    • @dylandreisbach1986
      @dylandreisbach1986 4 роки тому +43

      Marlena thorvald a lot of kids say it’s just water vapor, as if it’s completely harmless.

    • @marlenathorvald
      @marlenathorvald 4 роки тому +97

      @@dylandreisbach1986 yes kids vaping is a problem they don't understand also alot of them vape 0 nicotine so they think because it's zero nicotine it's fine but it's not youre still putting something into your lungs that doesn't belong there. That being said I vape but I also had a nasty smoking habit and I am using it to quit smoking the changes from smoking to vaping are amazing I don't cough I breath so much better, but you know what would be even better doing neither.

    • @lolinnitfam9045
      @lolinnitfam9045 4 роки тому +1

      Chill
      It’s just a joke

  • @safala
    @safala 3 роки тому +7796

    How people hate him? He’s literally a human golden retriever.

  • @xxjohnny117xx
    @xxjohnny117xx Рік тому +46

    4:58 Dr Mike you’re not alone I absolutely agree with you about how frustrating this is.

  • @huggledemon32
    @huggledemon32 Рік тому +50

    Dr Mike trying to tactfully explain the “stroke” meme was wholesome as hell- yes Dr Mike- WE GET IT!🤣😁😇😈😅

    • @mariannaortiz2426
      @mariannaortiz2426 2 місяці тому +3

      I mean... At first I understood the "touch myself" bit but I didn't know what the stoke bit meant. I realized just as soon as Dr. Mike did. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @evie3190
    @evie3190 4 роки тому +15374

    I like how this man can cut a person open and move around their organs but a little spider in his car makes him jump

    • @LeviathanRX
      @LeviathanRX 4 роки тому +1170

      Organs (generally) don't bite
      Everybody knows spider bite hurt, hurt spider bite ouch

    • @s.gabriel2853
      @s.gabriel2853 4 роки тому +1133

      Technically, we can all cut a person open and move around their organs.

    • @kyliee.c
      @kyliee.c 4 роки тому +489

      @@s.gabriel2853 that is dark

    • @irrationalreality8276
      @irrationalreality8276 4 роки тому +122

      kyliee c. It’s the answer

    • @PolyglotJ
      @PolyglotJ 4 роки тому +243

      You can control a man but not a spider

  • @oppositeofbatman
    @oppositeofbatman 4 роки тому +55804

    This guy is basically everyones parents; turns every single joke into a life lesson.

  • @brianrooks707
    @brianrooks707 Рік тому +41

    Doc Mike: "Very reasonably priced at $40"
    Me who struggles to pay $7 a shirt on sale at Walmart:..."Please look me in the eyes and repeat those words back to me........!!!"

    • @Psilomuscimol
      @Psilomuscimol 3 місяці тому

      Very reasonably priced for a doctor or other professional who can appreciate the quality

    • @FoldUpJohn
      @FoldUpJohn 2 місяці тому

      To be fair there's usually no difference in quality between a $7 and a $40 or sometimes even a $300 shirt especially when they're all made out of the same material (many times in the same factories)​ @@Psilomuscimol

  • @vaughnhaney7020
    @vaughnhaney7020 11 місяців тому +16

    Bringing someone with you to an appointment addressing symptoms is also important to have an advocate, particularly if you're young and/or a minority. My doctors never believed me about the horrific nausea, abdomenal pain, and diarrhea I was having until a family member came with me and confirmed that I've been so sick they had to be in the bathroom with me and witnessed how much agony I was in and the... Result. Even with that, doctors didn't solve the problem, and I've ended up figuring it out myself, but at least they believed me, they were just baffled because all my test results were coming back clear (turned out it was connected with a bunch of wildly different symptoms that no one considered could be related and the issue wasn't in my GI tract at all)

  • @dragonslayer2582
    @dragonslayer2582 4 роки тому +8854

    “Sitting is unhealthy”
    Wheel chair people: guess I’ll die.

    • @tonymontana1231
      @tonymontana1231 4 роки тому +625

      Spoiler alert:
      Everybody dies.

    • @tannerturnipseed1497
      @tannerturnipseed1497 4 роки тому +62

      DragonSlayer this comment is way too good to only have 10 likes

    • @Niseandryt
      @Niseandryt 4 роки тому +35

      @@tonymontana1231 but he meant
      sooner

    • @morningstar-je5wx
      @morningstar-je5wx 4 роки тому +18

      *DragonSlayer* * cough cough * sо тнis is ваsiсаllу Dаппу Рнаптом

    • @Sync-Edits
      @Sync-Edits 4 роки тому +5

      @@tonymontana1231 WHAT!!

  • @ClockworkChandelure
    @ClockworkChandelure 4 роки тому +4330

    No one:
    Babies being given a vaccine: "You come into my house, and disrespect me in front of my family?"

  • @TanyaQueen182
    @TanyaQueen182 Рік тому +18

    My daughter is a south paw, so I felt that left-handed fact.

    • @alyxleaf
      @alyxleaf Рік тому +2

      Fr, this world is built for right handed people. As a lefty, I know

  • @camille_mcgehee
    @camille_mcgehee Рік тому +9

    Being left-handed in a right-handed world. I know that life.

  • @kamis6147
    @kamis6147 4 роки тому +3552

    “ I grew up in Brooklyn, I know what disrespect eyes look like ”😂😂😂

    • @Maerahn
      @Maerahn 4 роки тому +135

      I'll never forget the look my son gave the nurse after she gave him his MMR vaccine. You know the Greta Thunberg "How DARE you!" face? THAT was the look he gave her, complete with tears. The poor woman crumpled.

    • @joeyknight8272
      @joeyknight8272 4 роки тому +9

      @@Maerahn lol

    • @ThePuff_
      @ThePuff_ 4 роки тому +4

      Lol that was really cute

    • @angryratter3971
      @angryratter3971 4 роки тому +4

      As soon as I saw your comment he said it

    • @Zulfburht
      @Zulfburht 4 роки тому

      Maerahn chaotic evil baby

  • @Minnigirl1
    @Minnigirl1 4 роки тому +2561

    Doctors: sitting for long periods is unhealthy
    Me: okay i'll just lie down instead

    • @MrMundo3d
      @MrMundo3d 4 роки тому +9

      MelsGunn that's just making worse, you body eventually will force you to move, by paralyzed your leg

    • @AiTran-nq2lf
      @AiTran-nq2lf 4 роки тому +54

      MrMundo3d r/wooosh

    • @unhappylife94
      @unhappylife94 4 роки тому +12

      I lie down all day xD

    • @Ami_E_Bowen
      @Ami_E_Bowen 4 роки тому +51

      It used to be standing too long was bad now it’s sitting too long. But doing anything for too long isn’t good for you honestly.

    • @unhappylife94
      @unhappylife94 4 роки тому +3

      @Karan wtf ahaha

  • @sakxmh
    @sakxmh Рік тому +60

    As a Spanish speaker, Mike’s Spanish is pretty good. One thing I’ll say it’s the vaccines is vacunas not vacunes and some of that grammar and stuff was incorrect but understandable. A for effort :)

    • @ConeJellos
      @ConeJellos 10 місяців тому

      Calm down.

    • @Demon_Slayer_Jokie
      @Demon_Slayer_Jokie 9 місяців тому +7

      @@ConeJellosthe person here has no signs of aggression or anger. They are calm.

  • @verticalmanatee
    @verticalmanatee Рік тому +11

    Dr mike: “the shirts are actually pretty reasonably priced around 40 50 dollars.
    Literally everyone: that is not reasonable.

  • @graceperkins5641
    @graceperkins5641 4 роки тому +8189

    Dr. Mike: “$50 shirts are reasonable”
    Me: *laughs in secondhand*

  • @sweetieswifey627
    @sweetieswifey627 4 роки тому +3489

    Doctor Mike: "They're reasonably 40-50 dollars."
    Me: "Well yes but actually no"

    • @angelonyugen2145
      @angelonyugen2145 4 роки тому +3

      Atlanti___nope sorry

    • @Gabzabzab
      @Gabzabzab 4 роки тому +6

      Here in brazil this costs 200

    • @melindayzaguirre576
      @melindayzaguirre576 4 роки тому +6

      My shoes are 40-50 bucks lol. My shirts are $20 🤔

    • @246kisses
      @246kisses 4 роки тому +10

      I can’t ever buy a $20 shirt without feeling absolutely horrible. Doesn’t stop me though

    • @o2dyt
      @o2dyt 4 роки тому

      @@Gabzabzab Well that's just conversion. You have to add like 60% taxes and profit margin. 350+
      *which is more than 1/3 minimum wage

  • @banerjeehome5913
    @banerjeehome5913 9 місяців тому +4

    9:35 Dr. Mike is someone who always wanna do everything right. 😂 Love him! ❤

  • @ladeekatt
    @ladeekatt Рік тому +12

    The fact that Dr Mike needs to over explain every meme, lol. I'm here for the ~*knowledge*~ 😂

  • @talea9593
    @talea9593 4 роки тому +29102

    Nobody:
    Dr Mike: says $50 is a reasonable price for a shirt.
    Me: cries in poor

    • @THEFINALHAZARD
      @THEFINALHAZARD 4 роки тому +630

      Same.

    • @williamweide2956
      @williamweide2956 4 роки тому +1678

      He pays almost as much for a shirt as I do for a normal doctor's consultation

    • @afeeqhasan6621
      @afeeqhasan6621 4 роки тому +759

      Quality > Quantity

    • @clarkkent9217
      @clarkkent9217 4 роки тому +412

      most well known stores that are brands have these prices and its ok. it is gonna last for years. you can easily afford 1-2/month if your salary is average plus. no reason to pay 300-400 for a shirt just to show off. 40-50 one does the same and lasts.

    • @erikperhs_
      @erikperhs_ 4 роки тому +159

      How much do you usually pay? Here in Brazil it's like $50 - $100

  • @babyluna7414
    @babyluna7414 4 роки тому +4226

    Who’s still waiting for his story of the spider in his car 🚗.

  • @iwantmypot
    @iwantmypot 6 місяців тому +1

    4:23 "What would buttons want to earn?"
    They earn their threads.

  • @Midnyte_Angel
    @Midnyte_Angel 11 місяців тому +1

    He's so offended for his buttons🤣

  • @aaronself2411
    @aaronself2411 4 роки тому +3159

    "no biggle little poop that gets wiped away" looks away and is CLEARLY remembering a VERY specific person.

    • @feistymind4915
      @feistymind4915 4 роки тому +68

      R I P to that person

    • @MoA-Reload...
      @MoA-Reload... 4 роки тому +58

      Don't tell my ex about that clip. We still wind her up about pooping on the midwife 😂

    • @aaronself2411
      @aaronself2411 4 роки тому +20

      @@MoA-Reload... I love this, because I know it's true.

    • @silvijashehi8478
      @silvijashehi8478 4 роки тому +3

      „A very specific person“
      Yeah, it‘s Aaron‘s Self.

  • @picklerick8844
    @picklerick8844 4 роки тому +3050

    Doctor Mike: 50$ shirts are reasonable
    Others: *laugh in second-hand*
    Me: *cries in third-hand*

  • @edgarzuniga304
    @edgarzuniga304 4 дні тому

    Love the casual flex on his pretty good Spanish at 9:57

  • @delulu100percent
    @delulu100percent 13 днів тому

    2:44
    DUDE YOU JUST GAVE ME A FREAKING HEART ATTACK!!! I FELL OUT OF MY CHAIR AND THREW MY PHONE!!!

  • @RetroGuy_77
    @RetroGuy_77 4 роки тому +1903

    "I say "B" because it's a baby."
    - Dr Mike 2019

    • @ina8099
      @ina8099 4 роки тому +14

      The funny thing is that my first thought was that B was in fact for baby, the usual B word didn't even come to my mind in that context xD

    • @temppenguin9633
      @temppenguin9633 4 роки тому +1

      I say A because it's a
      Ass

    • @randombossgamer1175
      @randombossgamer1175 4 роки тому +1

      KEYBOARD ‐ damn u had no chill lmaooo

    • @bellapatel480
      @bellapatel480 4 роки тому +3

      Hehe I’m the 1K like...I also thought it was for baby and didn’t think anything of it till he mentioned it.

    • @amino_aceed
      @amino_aceed 4 роки тому +1

      HAHHAHAHAHHAHAGA

  • @heatherpettigrew1615
    @heatherpettigrew1615 3 роки тому +5604

    When my 19 month old got her shots last month she said "thank you" to the lady who gave her the shots. The pure shock on her face was funny.

    • @juliarunn5009
      @juliarunn5009 3 роки тому +265

      That’s adorable 😂😂

    • @iz_bizz2010
      @iz_bizz2010 3 роки тому +166

      *thæñk yœü*

    • @sandyshar2720
      @sandyshar2720 3 роки тому +81

      So cute!!!!

    • @lyndsiemmiles
      @lyndsiemmiles 3 роки тому +76

      That is so cute! My children have never said that

    • @heatherpettigrew1615
      @heatherpettigrew1615 3 роки тому +153

      I have worked hard to teach my girls to say please and thank you. Its a little harder when they are hurt or upset but I just keep reassuring them

  • @thatoneperson8924
    @thatoneperson8924 Рік тому +1

    5:48 “they save lives baby boo”

  • @DerekWitt
    @DerekWitt Рік тому +2

    3:01 that’s so true!
    I’m a southpaw. I hate those green-handled scissors they had me use as a kid. Those things are so painful to use!
    I’m used to getting ink-stained palms when writing. Lol.

  • @doberman1235
    @doberman1235 4 роки тому +1975

    Me: "gets head ache"
    Normal people: "Oh, you must havent slept well"
    My mom: "*ITS THAT DAMN PHONE!*"

  • @real_lampcap
    @real_lampcap 4 роки тому +3164

    Seeing spider:
    Normal people: Oh god no!
    Me: pets it
    Dr. Mike: *crashes car*

    • @Ceru.labyrinth
      @Ceru.labyrinth 4 роки тому +57

      I would pet it, only if it was a tarantula.

    • @IntrusiveDuck
      @IntrusiveDuck 4 роки тому +17

      @@Ceru.labyrinth why?😅😅😅😅😅😅😅

    • @IntrusiveDuck
      @IntrusiveDuck 4 роки тому +17

      I'd jump out if my cad

    • @larahashope
      @larahashope 4 роки тому +10

      LoneWolf 87 omg same I literally want a tarantula

    • @finalcartoon1044
      @finalcartoon1044 4 роки тому +20

      Whenever i see a spider i grab the nearest book i never read and proceed to smash the hell out of it.

  • @waldemord13
    @waldemord13 Рік тому +2

    when i was in around 3rd-2nd grade i was scared of medical stuff but now i could watch your videos all day and that brings me both joy and some more knowledge :D

  • @paninywbtsrealm
    @paninywbtsrealm 7 місяців тому +2

    "There's nothing that mike's fans have heard enough abou-"
    Mike's Audi TTS: Hold up, wait a minute

  • @corn0ffthecob
    @corn0ffthecob 4 роки тому +2242

    "when you're close to the screen, your vision gets worse over time"
    Me: moves screen from 2 inches away to 3 inches away

    • @saviarodrigues2504
      @saviarodrigues2504 4 роки тому +11

      CornOffTheCob underrated comment

    • @MaybeLily1234
      @MaybeLily1234 4 роки тому +5

      Same I just put it across the desk XD

    • @kerrypayne8027
      @kerrypayne8027 4 роки тому +4

      That's a myth

    • @annlakes24
      @annlakes24 4 роки тому +9

      *stares at iPad*
      I get new prescriptions every year anyways
      *aggresively stares*

    • @dramaticexperiment144
      @dramaticexperiment144 4 роки тому +10

      I literally moved mine 2 feet away 🤣🤣🤣 I wasnt taking any chances 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @wilhelmburned
    @wilhelmburned 3 роки тому +2933

    The immune system after handling a virus for the second time: “You’ve fought ‘em in simulations. They’re tough, but they ain’t invincible.”

    • @wilhelmburned
      @wilhelmburned 3 роки тому +17

      @ARCTrooperRex501 Well... A clone? This is awkward.

    • @mandothemandalorian2392
      @mandothemandalorian2392 3 роки тому +7

      @ARCTrooperRex501 exactly like the simulations

    • @igotknowidea
      @igotknowidea 3 роки тому +5

      Oh I know what the body likes

    • @Serace.
      @Serace. 3 роки тому +1

      @ARCTrooperRex501 rex when did you become general clanka?

    • @c.7418
      @c.7418 3 роки тому +1

      Tubi:My music is Free!
      UA-cam:we already do that

  • @Lady_Voronkova
    @Lady_Voronkova Рік тому +3

    Thank you so much for the suggestion to bring a loved one, makes my feel a little less silly. I'm full adulting nowadays and I still bring a parent to some appointments. I almost died at the dentist when I was 10 because I quit breathing from the laughing gas, dentist didn't notice I was cyanotic but my RN mom did. So I can have pretty bad anxiety seeing doctors now. I forget to mention things and I often forget what the doc tells me during the appointment. It's frustrating

  • @cherriwine
    @cherriwine Рік тому +1

    I'm left-handed, and at school, it is one of the most difficult and annoying things EVER. I'm always bumping arms with people, I have to be careful with writing or I have to wash my hands, and then there are scissors. It's so uncomfortable using right-hand scissors, but you just have to learn to live with it! anyways, love your videos! they always make me laugh!

  • @reactionsasha6651
    @reactionsasha6651 4 роки тому +1919

    Dr.Mike: My shirts are reasonably priced at 40$-50$.
    Me: *cries in poor*

  • @lachieboy8380
    @lachieboy8380 4 роки тому +1943

    Dr mike: sitting is bad for you
    Also Dr mike: sitting down for the whole video

    • @DoctorMike
      @DoctorMike  4 роки тому +321

      Caught me there lol

    • @lachieboy8380
      @lachieboy8380 4 роки тому +17

      Doctor Mike thanks for replying 👍

    • @thatguy.9886
      @thatguy.9886 4 роки тому +54

      He's actually holding a squat for the entire several hours of recording.
      Right?

    • @godlycuber4202
      @godlycuber4202 4 роки тому +1

      Doctor Mike ily

    • @maddyterrell0
      @maddyterrell0 4 роки тому +5

      I had to change the way I sit down because of my knees hurting when I sit down, so now I don't really sit, it's more like I'm laying down. It's comfy and doesn't hurt, so why not?

  • @kiwichan19890
    @kiwichan19890 Рік тому +6

    5:15 *Sips coffee* I don't know what you mean

  • @luciagilgsthmrvls
    @luciagilgsthmrvls Рік тому +3

    THE SPANISH FKFJFJD HAD ME SUDDENLY DYINGG. WASNT EXPECTING XDD 🤣🙌🧡😲😲

  • @funnylookingretard
    @funnylookingretard 4 роки тому +2722

    Sitting is unhealthy
    *school makes you do it for 7 hours*

    • @CAPTAIN_CLOCK
      @CAPTAIN_CLOCK 4 роки тому +6

      Sameeee

    • @ScottishDark
      @ScottishDark 4 роки тому +23

      So you never change classes, do gym class or go to other places for lunch then?

    • @funnylookingretard
      @funnylookingretard 4 роки тому +135

      Kathryn Pattison so you’ve never heard a joke

    • @CAPTAIN_CLOCK
      @CAPTAIN_CLOCK 4 роки тому +78

      @@ScottishDark not in brazil, all classes are in the same classroom for us. Gym class happens once a week and lunch is the one exception

    • @ScottishDark
      @ScottishDark 4 роки тому +4

      @@funnylookingretard """"""""joke""""""""

  • @puppythoughts6528
    @puppythoughts6528 4 роки тому +1613

    “Smoking can affect your decision”
    That explains why they keep making the same bad smoking decision

    • @animalgenius2472
      @animalgenius2472 4 роки тому +5

      Dumbest comment I've seen

    • @shesthedevilangel7930
      @shesthedevilangel7930 4 роки тому +16

      More like this explains my life choices for the past 7 years...

    • @anoniem32
      @anoniem32 4 роки тому +2

      @@shesthedevilangel7930 You have exactly 7 likes

    • @shesthedevilangel7930
      @shesthedevilangel7930 4 роки тому +2

      @@anoniem32 LOL, don't ruin it...!
      every extra like will be a new year full of shitty decisions and a shitload of ciggies xD

    • @anoniem32
      @anoniem32 4 роки тому +3

      @@shesthedevilangel7930 Nooo 😂 you better make the best of these years and live a great life

  • @Grayce_and_hugo
    @Grayce_and_hugo Рік тому +1

    The golfer is checking the slope of the green so he hits a good shot.
    The more ya know😂

    • @insouciantFox
      @insouciantFox 4 місяці тому

      Yeah but only Camillo Villegas does the Spider

  • @kidsphone3823
    @kidsphone3823 5 місяців тому +2

    My one thought: ...But wut if the poo is explosivo!?!?😂

  • @gabriellatitterington291
    @gabriellatitterington291 4 роки тому +1979

    He talks about his car like an ex girlfriend he still loves

    • @W1llRoss
      @W1llRoss 4 роки тому +20

      gabriella titterington i would

    • @DarthTwilight
      @DarthTwilight 4 роки тому +20

      He calls it on drunken nights...every other second.

    • @cherry.7751
      @cherry.7751 4 роки тому

      😂😂😂

    • @paishaish
      @paishaish 4 роки тому

      IKR 😂😭

    • @himanshutiwari5390
      @himanshutiwari5390 4 роки тому +1

      I would much rather get a car than a girlfriend

  • @akshitasinghania7768
    @akshitasinghania7768 2 роки тому +3668

    He probably didn’t realise that the shirt meme was calling him ripped and not criticising his choice in shirts

  • @Jackalopea
    @Jackalopea Рік тому

    10:15 The plant be like "what did i do wrong, Dr.Mike? Im just sitting here???"

  • @trizsah
    @trizsah 4 роки тому +1714

    when he said “por que” I swear to god my heart skipped a beat

  • @lobstersoup2785
    @lobstersoup2785 4 роки тому +2279

    Dr Mike's shirt buttons be giving him chest compressions 😂

    • @js5686
      @js5686 4 роки тому +26

      Chest compressions!
      Chest compressions!

    • @Skloopert
      @Skloopert 4 роки тому +4

      What buttons?

    • @deadmeme9158
      @deadmeme9158 4 роки тому +2

      Louisa Davey hes not wearing buttons

    • @toby_thee_bee3895
      @toby_thee_bee3895 4 роки тому +6

      Chest compressions
      Chest compressions
      Chest compressions

    • @cassiepineda4748
      @cassiepineda4748 4 роки тому +1

      3:57

  • @agapeeternal
    @agapeeternal 3 місяці тому

    Watching Mike struggle is so funny idk why 😂

  • @Hwan.421
    @Hwan.421 7 місяців тому +1

    I’m left handed, work in a restaurant. I have multiple knife cuts and oven burns. But the worst is this one right handed ladle that I’m tempted to throw away.

  • @mimimi9293
    @mimimi9293 4 роки тому +1497

    "I say B beacause it's a baby".... I never would have guessed😂

    • @thetallestpenguin7921
      @thetallestpenguin7921 4 роки тому +4

      E Mi 🅱️a🅱️y 👌😂👌

    • @hotaly23
      @hotaly23 4 роки тому +1

      B is also new york slang lol

    • @daniellelove9073
      @daniellelove9073 4 роки тому +1

      B is new york slang.. He's from NY.

    • @mimimi9293
      @mimimi9293 4 роки тому +1

      @@hotaly23 aaah, learning new stuff every day👌👌

  • @cait1676
    @cait1676 4 роки тому +2341

    “I’ve been getting a lot of hate lately”
    Me scrolling through comments: where’s the hate tho

    • @loukancer
      @loukancer 4 роки тому +8

      Where are the comments

    • @pd6805
      @pd6805 4 роки тому

      Don't change the like count it's spicy

    • @pd6805
      @pd6805 4 роки тому

      Wooow great

  • @cathymckay5915
    @cathymckay5915 Рік тому +1

    I am left handed,always had a beef around everything matched for right handed people!

  • @alyssaschlegel3465
    @alyssaschlegel3465 Рік тому

    "very reasonably priced"
    😂 My wallet is crying

  • @katesmith17927
    @katesmith17927 4 роки тому +1316

    Him: they recommended that I keep my screen farther away from my face
    Me watching: slowly moves screen away

  • @ccxgaming6864
    @ccxgaming6864 4 роки тому +2044

    Dr. Mike: "Sitting is unhealthy"
    School:Mike we need to talk...

    • @rileybloom3749
      @rileybloom3749 4 роки тому +14

      LMAOOOO

    • @realspartan5206
      @realspartan5206 4 роки тому +60

      The hospital waiting room:
      allow us to introduce ourselves,
      the airport: i’m going to stop you right there

    • @zonekeek1126
      @zonekeek1126 4 роки тому +3

      Copied comment

    • @miraculoustalesofobliviousness
      @miraculoustalesofobliviousness 4 роки тому +5

      CCXGAMING
      THANK YOU!! WE DONT EVEN HAVE A “RECESS” time to go outside, i get tired of sitting all day

    • @this_is_patrick
      @this_is_patrick 4 роки тому +4

      @@realspartan5206 You don't normally need to sit for eight hours waiting for your plane or a doctor's appointment and no idiot would scream at you and report you to the authorities for standing up and stretching your legs.

  • @angrylittlespider4593
    @angrylittlespider4593 3 місяці тому +1

    It's not just work where left-handed people suffer more mishaps. In high school I couldn't finish a test because I was forced to use a right-handed pencil. The teacher didn't even show an ounce of sympathy.

  • @meganwheeler1920
    @meganwheeler1920 Рік тому

    Hi Dr.mike I Just LOVE your videos i just started watching!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @theplayfulwolfy
    @theplayfulwolfy 3 роки тому +2316

    “They’re actually rather reasonable priced around 40 or 50 dollars”
    Me who thinks a shirt more than like 10 dollars is expensive: 👁👄👁

  • @ramensocks8517
    @ramensocks8517 4 роки тому +1857

    “Sitting is generally unhealthy” Me: 0 h . n 0 .

  • @giselioliveira630
    @giselioliveira630 3 місяці тому +1

    2:16 my baby sister looks at me like that every time I bite her arm or leg.

  • @Pullika_
    @Pullika_ Годину тому

    3:10 also me buying scissors for left handed people:

  • @lizw.4619
    @lizw.4619 3 роки тому +1776

    Mike: “Reasonably priced-$40-$50!”
    Me: *sweats in Lower Class*

    • @seanhornof6705
      @seanhornof6705 3 роки тому +47

      For tailored thats pretty good though

    • @Victoria-lq6gw
      @Victoria-lq6gw 3 роки тому +25

      That’s why I buy from SHEIN😂😂

    • @seungminsnostrilhairs.
      @seungminsnostrilhairs. 3 роки тому +1

      @@Victoria-lq6gw ?

    • @Victoria-lq6gw
      @Victoria-lq6gw 3 роки тому +20

      @@seungminsnostrilhairs. It's a company that sells really cute clothes for cheap prices. Not the best quality, but its clothes.

    • @alyssadawn6396
      @alyssadawn6396 3 роки тому +16

      I’m middle class and don’t buy shirts that are that expensive. It would bankrupt us for as often as we go through shirts on our farm. 😂

  • @Swordfisherr
    @Swordfisherr 4 роки тому +1358

    Doctor: **gives baby vaccination**
    Baby: How _dare you_

    • @suicideispainless8107
      @suicideispainless8107 4 роки тому +23

      Babies are anti vaxxers, change my mind.

    • @brookemcleod4271
      @brookemcleod4271 4 роки тому +12

      @@suicideispainless8107 sorry not qualified for that kind of surgery

    • @oxygenroland9762
      @oxygenroland9762 4 роки тому +4

      _Hi_ -Hi- *Hi*

    • @AA-ge6vo
      @AA-ge6vo 4 роки тому +12

      Read it in greta thunberg’s voice

    • @dasht1917
      @dasht1917 4 роки тому +1

      im unvaccinated and almost adult (but im not anti-vax)

  • @keigotakami.alsoadabihawks5390

    Why did I start cry laughing at the stroke one 😂😂

  • @erorr.sanitynotavailable6937
    @erorr.sanitynotavailable6937 Рік тому +1

    3:07 Yes Dr Mike, I did know that. That’s because I’m a FRICKING LEFT HANDED PERSON AND I GET INJURED SO OFTEN!!

  • @santiagohernandeznieto4657
    @santiagohernandeznieto4657 3 роки тому +1709

    Hearing Doctor Mike speaking in broken spanish has to be the cringiest, yet coolest thing ever.

    • @elhombredeagua7439
      @elhombredeagua7439 3 роки тому +72

      I speak Spanish, and I agree.
      *Laughs in mexicano*

    • @worlddomination4840
      @worlddomination4840 3 роки тому +32

      I’m learning Spanish and if you heard me speak you’ll probably die from how bad I am at speaking the language

    • @zeffery101
      @zeffery101 3 роки тому +36

      turn on subtitles
      (speaks foreign language)
      it was like first year spanish lmao

    • @genesisalejandrabritorevil2300
      @genesisalejandrabritorevil2300 3 роки тому +9

      **LAUGH HIGHIER IN VENEZUELAN WHO KNOWS ENGLISH**

    • @user-uy8fy7du3p
      @user-uy8fy7du3p 3 роки тому +5

      wait where? i think i didn’t notice because i speak both spanish and english fluently

  • @user-gr1xl6ez8t
    @user-gr1xl6ez8t 4 роки тому +1469

    "Sitting is generally unhealthy"
    So why the frick does school force us to sit all frickin day and expects us to sit some more while doing homework at home

    • @maddyterrell0
      @maddyterrell0 4 роки тому +116

      Also, schools should start later since teens naturally go to bed earlier than their child selves and then get to later. Schools want us to get enough sleep, but our bodies just don't want to go to sleep earlier, so with early school start times, getting enough sleep is pretty difficult

    • @scaredyhart268
      @scaredyhart268 4 роки тому +27

      Right! But not a grain of salt can touch the cafeteria food? Smh 😒

    • @kristencabrales3331
      @kristencabrales3331 4 роки тому +1

      pleaseeee for your own food don’t say frick it just makes it weird

    • @valencia878
      @valencia878 4 роки тому +21

      Bro I swear if this spurs a movement to making students stand all day during classes, I will find you.

    • @Moon-Archive
      @Moon-Archive 4 роки тому +2

      @@scaredyhart268 seriously! Which is why....I bring salt packets to school.

  • @drTERRRORRR
    @drTERRRORRR Рік тому

    9:24 "I KNOW! I got it! I got the concept."

  • @commonsensespiritualist7809

    9:03 "sitting too long is unhealthy..." Fine I'll stand and watch your videos. lol

  • @daniaordonezvaleriacastill2529
    @daniaordonezvaleriacastill2529 4 роки тому +1637

    His Spanish accent is just adorable, specially because the words are not pronounced correctly 😂😂😂

    • @RayRaypewpew
      @RayRaypewpew 4 роки тому +42

      Dania Ordoñez he tried so hard tho 😂

    • @danielbianco6300
      @danielbianco6300 4 роки тому +23

      also took me a solid minute to try understand what he was even saying 😂😂😂 he tried tho

    • @daniaordonezvaleriacastill2529
      @daniaordonezvaleriacastill2529 4 роки тому +6

      @@RayRaypewpew he did... hahahaha

    • @eef9668
      @eef9668 4 роки тому +18

      It was cute xD

    • @danielbianco6300
      @danielbianco6300 4 роки тому +5

      fuckicantfindaname definitely agreed xD

  • @rachelrachel4922
    @rachelrachel4922 4 роки тому +976

    Dr. Mike: "always bring a loved one to the doctor with you"
    Me: *brings Doctor Mike*

  • @meganselvy3034
    @meganselvy3034 Рік тому

    The golfer caught me Off guard Now it's like spider Golfer😂😂😂

  • @FewVidsJustComments
    @FewVidsJustComments Рік тому

    7:00
    Mike: “I think his sweater says cccp”
    Me: “ah, missing your birthplace, eh?”

  • @monochromatic8923
    @monochromatic8923 4 роки тому +6873

    Doctor Mike: “When you do unhealthy activities like sitting for 13-14 hours”
    Schools: Instructions unclear
    Edit: lmao I started a miniature war. It’s because in my school, we’re almost always sitting (Physical Education is the exception, though we only have it like twice a week). Even in extracurricular classes like Band, we’re always sitting. The tests we take are another reason we get “text neck”. I’m just saying, schools get away with nearly anything health related.

    • @elizabeth4132
      @elizabeth4132 4 роки тому +43

      School is like 8hrs.... max 10. You walk to class to class Lmfao

    • @cytnix879
      @cytnix879 4 роки тому +57

      Elizabeth we dont

    • @rattman3975
      @rattman3975 4 роки тому +113

      @@elizabeth4132 yeah some schools have teachers come to you lmao except going to a lab or aumthin like that

    • @Julia_A7
      @Julia_A7 4 роки тому +170

      Elizabeth you’re right that school is only like 8 hours, but then you forget that people usually need to sit down when they do homework which student usually have a lot of these days.

    • @S0UPIE
      @S0UPIE 4 роки тому +9

      @@elizabeth4132 homework

  • @ajlakazija6769
    @ajlakazija6769 3 роки тому +1142

    My baby gives me look like "How can you let this man put a needle in my hand? What kind mother are you?"

  • @michaeledmunds7056
    @michaeledmunds7056 2 роки тому

    2:40 You made me chuck my phone across the room, so I hope you're proud of yourself.

  • @unravel523
    @unravel523 Рік тому

    Hahaha it´s so sweet you pretend to "not get the joke", we Always wait for You to get it🤣🤣🤣

  • @sohsonghen8218
    @sohsonghen8218 4 роки тому +3697

    There are 2 things that never grow old
    1) dark humour
    2) non vaccinated kids
    Copied joke

    • @Blizzburn
      @Blizzburn 4 роки тому +42

      Copied joke should be number 3

    • @vincent1782
      @vincent1782 4 роки тому +34

      @@Blizzburn except they grow old too quick, unlike unvaccinated kids.

    • @Jess-ul5ho
      @Jess-ul5ho 4 роки тому +3

      5 should be cocaine

    • @helloworld2409
      @helloworld2409 4 роки тому

      THEN LIKE THE POST YOU BIGOT DON'T COPY IT

    • @sohsonghen8218
      @sohsonghen8218 4 роки тому +9

      @@helloworld2409 i didnt copy from you i believe lol. Found it funny so jjst shared it why u so mad HAHA

  • @beetom3636
    @beetom3636 4 роки тому +1315

    "sitting for 13-14 hours is very unhealthy"
    *laughs in public school system and back problems at 15*

  • @user-vq9ww8wz1n
    @user-vq9ww8wz1n 6 місяців тому

    Ich habe Dr. Mike immer gern gesehen. Er macht mich immer fertig, besonders wenn er Memes rezensiert

  • @Number-1-Miner
    @Number-1-Miner 2 місяці тому +1

    “sitting for too long is unhealthy”
    schools: bet

  • @yusufmalick5946
    @yusufmalick5946 4 роки тому +2129

    Doctor Mike: My shirt is only like 50 bucks
    College students: WDYM
    Edit: Thanks for the likes!

    • @Tetra392
      @Tetra392 4 роки тому +113

      Me: Mommy, what's $50 look like?

    • @CrazyDutchguys
      @CrazyDutchguys 4 роки тому +77

      Foreign exchange students: 50dollars? ARE YOU POOR?

    • @quinmullen7666
      @quinmullen7666 4 роки тому +82

      my entire outfit is worth 12 dollars

    • @msthafizabanu
      @msthafizabanu 4 роки тому +11

      @@quinmullen7666 And you have 12 likes. I'm not going to ruin it.

    • @msthafizabanu
      @msthafizabanu 4 роки тому +2

      @Kaila Broder 👍

  • @ersatz_me2371
    @ersatz_me2371 4 роки тому +2257

    Dr Mike: Talks about left-handed people facts “bet you didn’t know that”
    Right handed people: no
    Left handed people: yes

  • @Elf_Ranger
    @Elf_Ranger 9 місяців тому

    8:28 "I been doing it, havent seen much of a result" HA I "SEE" what you did there

  • @stanky5187
    @stanky5187 9 місяців тому +1

    On the thumbnail, doctor should've said "did i stutter?" instead 😂😂

  • @griffinnguyen945
    @griffinnguyen945 4 роки тому +1305

    “reasonably priced! like *$40-50!* ”
    maybe i’m just cheap but

    • @otdtyh
      @otdtyh 4 роки тому +10

      tia nguyen people pay over $100 so I’d say half of that is reasonable lol.

    • @andrew6233
      @andrew6233 4 роки тому +25

      For a good work/dress shirt that’s really not much.

    • @zoethezoologist4391
      @zoethezoologist4391 4 роки тому +11

      For a branded dress/work shirt that is very reasonable. You can get still get a decent shirt for €15/€20 quid but a quality short can easily be €80/€100 in most mensware shops.

    • @momspaghett388
      @momspaghett388 4 роки тому +4

      Valo B how the hell do you get 3 decimal digits?

    • @randomerdechanneltohuehue555
      @randomerdechanneltohuehue555 4 роки тому +3

      @@otdtyh i pay like 20 lol

  • @MissClockwork
    @MissClockwork 4 роки тому +1521

    "My shirts are very reasonably priced, they're like 40-50 bucks"
    Me, a poor person: bruh

    • @sunte91
      @sunte91 4 роки тому +37

      Snipes88 Right? I’m here thinking sure 40-50, that’s really cheap...(40-50 in my currency equals about 4-5 USD)
      ...40-50 dollars... WAIT WHAT?

    • @LucasIsHereYT
      @LucasIsHereYT 4 роки тому +10

      That's why I shop at Walmart.

    • @dirzz
      @dirzz 4 роки тому +11

      For a good quality shirt that's reasonably priced. I'd never buy one without at least 50% off on sale though.

    • @a.b.2405
      @a.b.2405 4 роки тому +2

      A Distraction same, if I’m getting good quality I wait for the sales lol

    • @cjrouse9508
      @cjrouse9508 4 роки тому +3

      You forget how much more things cost in New York

  • @rohanshah10088
    @rohanshah10088 6 місяців тому

    You’re amazing doc!! My parents are doctors too…. Even they love watching tour shows!!

  • @evelyng3889
    @evelyng3889 Рік тому

    I have just found your videos lol and i love watching as you are so funny