Real Lawyer Reacts to Dhar Mann

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  • @LegalEagle
    @LegalEagle  3 роки тому +3051

    ⚖ What should I cover next?
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    • @davidsims9073
      @davidsims9073 3 роки тому +36

      For something to cover, IT Crowd has two amazing trial episodes (second one is best, but both are good), so those are my suggestions :)

    • @RichieGnyc
      @RichieGnyc 3 роки тому +6

      Blacklist's season 6 trial storyline 😃

    • @sinmethodical1837
      @sinmethodical1837 3 роки тому +2

      Rigamarole?

    • @lizyrose6902
      @lizyrose6902 3 роки тому +20

      I think Dhar Mann did another lawyer related video, maybe cover that one and see if its better/worse than this one

    • @FLoridianJoshua
      @FLoridianJoshua 3 роки тому +7

      Psych episode Cloudy... With a Chance of Murder. Both the original and remake

  • @ownagemester
    @ownagemester 3 роки тому +5273

    The fact that prosecuting side gave the judge more evidence of his innocence than the defense attorney is the most unreasonable part of this

    • @lightningduds
      @lightningduds 3 роки тому +117

      Kyle Rittenhouse trial be like

    • @weebandgaminginc.7593
      @weebandgaminginc.7593 3 роки тому +51

      The prosecution never gave any evidence to the defense

    • @Nameless82284
      @Nameless82284 3 роки тому +274

      The fact that the prosecuting side was able to get all this evidence without even trying goes to show you how terrible the defense attorney is, he's like the definition of "I did nothing and it still wasn't enough!"

    • @Aesthetically.kind0
      @Aesthetically.kind0 2 роки тому +40

      Real lawyer reacts to doorman and instantly regrets it

    • @collin4600
      @collin4600 2 роки тому +33

      And the defense attorney seemingly had his client wave his right to a jury. I think the defense attorney must have HATED his client!

  • @paulmoore5392
    @paulmoore5392 3 роки тому +7005

    Prosecutor: "He did it.......just look at him"
    Judge: "Any proof?"
    Prosecutor: "Trust me bro"
    Judge: "Understandable"

    • @gabriel6504
      @gabriel6504 3 роки тому +87

      lmfao, thanks for the laugh my guy

    • @Uchiha...Itachi
      @Uchiha...Itachi 3 роки тому +110

      Defendent:source?
      Prosecutor:trust me bro

    • @Gigagorillaz
      @Gigagorillaz 3 роки тому +24

      Ill allow it.

    • @smjaiteh
      @smjaiteh 3 роки тому +6

      I believe DA Nick Nolte from the Hulk (2003)

    • @lollol-gu7wi
      @lollol-gu7wi 3 роки тому +22

      ace attorney in a nutshell

  • @ShabazzTBL
    @ShabazzTBL 3 роки тому +5390

    I like how the prosecutor just says “He did it. Just look at him.” And the judge is like “Good point. Any evidence that you’re innocent because that’s a good ass argument?”

    • @Captaincory1
      @Captaincory1 3 роки тому +242

      Yeah I'm surprised Devin didn't point out how the prosecutor didn't provide any evidence to prove him guilty, just a guilty until proven innocent situation

    • @christophercampbell4166
      @christophercampbell4166 3 роки тому +55

      Dude, I couldn’t even read your entire comment without dying of laughter. It really is so ridiculous!

    • @chrisp7044
      @chrisp7044 3 роки тому +41

      That's literally a line from the trial in Idiocracy!

    • @Jordi-pe6kl
      @Jordi-pe6kl 3 роки тому +15

      @@Captaincory1 I think he that there were presumably evidence but yeah it couldn’t have been a lot or know dar man it was prob just the prosecutor saw that he was black

    • @0TheSpartan0
      @0TheSpartan0 3 роки тому +8

      Ace Attorney summed up in one comment

  • @VampireNewl
    @VampireNewl 2 роки тому +3142

    It's sort of unintentionally hilarious how the assistant keeps coming back with stronger evidence each time, I half expected him to come in with the real attacker and a written confession only for the D.A. to wave it off.

    • @arturoaguilar6002
      @arturoaguilar6002 2 роки тому +204

      Plot twist: the D.A. was the real attacker.

    • @Potato_tomato47
      @Potato_tomato47 2 роки тому +65

      D.A. Kills the real assaulter 😮

    • @CourtJesterVA
      @CourtJesterVA 2 роки тому +170

      *Assistant pulls in attacker*
      DA: Who's this?
      Assistant: It's the real criminal. We have to present him to the judge.
      DA: We don't have to do a thing! *Pushes the criminal into a broom closet*

    • @Ryann9
      @Ryann9 2 роки тому +112

      “No, I don’t care that the “real” criminal made a 5 hour documentary confessing that he did it, detailing every small detail on how he did it, and showing overwhelming evidence and proof that he did do it, we don’t have to do anything.”

    • @Theunicorn2012
      @Theunicorn2012 Рік тому +5

      It's sort of unintentionally hilarious how the assistant keeps coming back with stronger evidence each time, I half expected him to come in with the real attacker and a written confession only for the D.A. to wave it off.

  • @theomegajuice8660
    @theomegajuice8660 2 роки тому +6441

    "That's completely improper racism"
    Remember in court always make sure your racism is the proper kind of racism!

    • @jeppebbm
      @jeppebbm 2 роки тому +347

      As a Lawyer, I can confirm

    • @glitchxedfix134
      @glitchxedfix134 2 роки тому +287

      "You 'ave a loisce for dat racism?"

    • @5862457913
      @5862457913 2 роки тому +58

      improper, as in legally

    • @BenShell-sp8pd
      @BenShell-sp8pd 2 роки тому

      in your mom's bedroom i can confirm

    • @stevefilms1997
      @stevefilms1997 2 роки тому +296

      “Your honour may I proceed with my opening racisms”

  • @voxkine9385
    @voxkine9385 3 роки тому +15170

    Dhar Mann: “racism is wrong!”
    Also Dharr Mann: *portrays every black individual as woefully and comedically incompetent*

    • @lydiabuck8332
      @lydiabuck8332 3 роки тому +2019

      He does this w women too lol

    • @laurenwiley814
      @laurenwiley814 3 роки тому +892

      Like, the only way we stop these tropes from being so prevalent is to not indulge in them.

    • @EmperorSarco
      @EmperorSarco 3 роки тому +216

      Edit: I don't care about this argument, but people keep replying to ny first comment not really aknowledging I've largely moved on from this or that my opinion and reasoning differ. I don't even recall what my original argument really was about, and it doesn't really represent me now.
      I'm only keeping this comment up so that people can see the whole picture and because I'm not some pu$sy who deletes a bad take.
      ***
      Og comment below:
      That's not racism though. Racism is about hating other races, there's no ill intent in what just seems to be somewhat lazy writing.

    • @monkiram
      @monkiram 3 роки тому +1231

      @@EmperorSarcoThat's not the definition of racism, but it is indeed lazy writing

    • @nomchomsley854
      @nomchomsley854 3 роки тому +566

      @@EmperorSarco I would say it is because that representation is the one he defaults to. Soft racism of low esteem/expectations.

  • @angeygirl
    @angeygirl 3 роки тому +9929

    It's fun to watch normal people pick apart and make fun of Dhar Mann stories, but hearing a lawyer get increasingly frustrated at how stupid this story is, is even more entertaining

    • @t7reeka
      @t7reeka 2 роки тому +131

      @@malikguzman9132 Chill dude you ripping him apart 💀💀

    • @Yammerzaki123fr
      @Yammerzaki123fr 2 роки тому +42

      @@malikguzman9132 bahahaha the nerve
      I agree

    • @DeliveryTank
      @DeliveryTank 2 роки тому

      @@malikguzman9132 no one gives a shit

    • @zawarudo4295
      @zawarudo4295 2 роки тому +19

      @@malikguzman9132 duuuude chill 0_o

    • @user-dy1vf7lu3i
      @user-dy1vf7lu3i 2 роки тому +14

      @@malikguzman9132 oof

  • @josh111888
    @josh111888 3 роки тому +6013

    World's Worst Defense Attorney: I've tried nothing and I'm all out of ideas.

    • @v.t.3064
      @v.t.3064 3 роки тому +37

      😂

    • @HinuHyuga
      @HinuHyuga 3 роки тому +17

      Yes.

    • @justineberlein5916
      @justineberlein5916 3 роки тому +110

      Works on contingency? No, money down!

    • @dunzerkug
      @dunzerkug 3 роки тому +29

      Maybe it was an overworked public defender.

    • @90sNostalgiaNerd
      @90sNostalgiaNerd 3 роки тому +27

      @@justineberlein5916 Oops, I shouldn't have that Bar Association logo either.
      Chomp chomp chomp.

  • @calook1334
    @calook1334 3 роки тому +2618

    15:53 I love how the defense attorney is frantically searching through his papers here as if he somehow misplaced this evidence

    • @dante_0962
      @dante_0962 2 роки тому +108

      Ah so that’s how he got the evidence they mixed it up.

    • @maiyurankuganesan7803
      @maiyurankuganesan7803 2 роки тому +6

      😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Stelbri
      @Stelbri 2 роки тому +210

      Big “Pretending to look for the homework I didn’t do” vibes

    • @JohnFloss
      @JohnFloss 2 роки тому +2

      @@dante_0962 -

    • @cooldude2251
      @cooldude2251 2 роки тому +30

      Or like he legit didn't know if their side had evidence or not looool

  • @anacsadder
    @anacsadder 3 роки тому +3391

    "They're completely unrealistic, but you feel good after." I get too caught up in frustration with the lazy writing and thinking 'that's not how this works, that's not how any of this works' to feel good after Dhar Mann videos.

    • @erictopp7988
      @erictopp7988 3 роки тому +291

      I feel good from laughing at them, but if you read the comments it's crazy how many people seem so affected that he would take such a brave stance as "racism is bad mmkay"

    • @kimberlywilson7929
      @kimberlywilson7929 3 роки тому +140

      You forgot the bad, heavy-handed acting.

    • @ds22342
      @ds22342 3 роки тому +62

      The argument is that DM's videos are marketed towards little kids

    • @bearfan0216
      @bearfan0216 3 роки тому +96

      @@ds22342 I'm pretty sure that makes it so much worse 😂😂😂

    • @Swnsasy
      @Swnsasy 3 роки тому +22

      Exactly.. I just couldn't anymore..

  • @gaminghellfire
    @gaminghellfire 2 роки тому +2922

    We are not just telling stories
    We are creating our own judiciary system

    • @jaeavalanche
      @jaeavalanche Рік тому +33

      Yes😂

    • @Theunicorn2012
      @Theunicorn2012 Рік тому +10

      We are not just telling stories
      We are creating our own judiciary system

    • @IrisWasTaken1
      @IrisWasTaken1 Рік тому +43

      @@Theunicorn2012 you just copied the comment

    • @Aut0_Ph0bic
      @Aut0_Ph0bic Рік тому

      nuh uh@@IrisWasTaken1

    • @kern5450
      @kern5450 Рік тому +12

      We are not just telling stories
      We are creating our own judiciary system

  • @Eriennexton
    @Eriennexton 3 роки тому +1898

    The sheer sass levels in "Did you know? Trials have a jury and evidence." sent me over the edge.

    • @J.P.Robles
      @J.P.Robles 3 роки тому +11

      There are cases when there’s no jury present

    • @Qweryll
      @Qweryll 3 роки тому +8

      And there's some times where the verdict's officially made and they go back and change it weeks later. Isn't that, like, not how it works?

    • @meowmeow3532
      @meowmeow3532 3 роки тому +3

      ikrr same X)

    • @ellatadros
      @ellatadros 3 роки тому +4

      I diedddd omg

    • @shiela605
      @shiela605 3 роки тому +5

      it got me LOL!!

  • @jayxfrost8987
    @jayxfrost8987 3 роки тому +5243

    "He did it."
    Judge: "Do you have any proof?"
    "Trust me, bro."
    Judge: "Fair..."

  • @coinboynyc
    @coinboynyc 3 роки тому +4831

    We're not just telling stories, we're confusing people about how the legal system really works.

    • @reptiliannoizezz.413
      @reptiliannoizezz.413 2 роки тому +203

      *This.*
      Back in elementary I proposed class trials solely because I liked Ace Attorney. I was suddenly assigned to defend someone and proceeded to embarrass myself by not really knowing what was said and asked in a trial
      I bet SOME kid out there saw this Dhar Mann video, proposed class trials, got accepted and then embarrassed themselves

    • @0v_x0
      @0v_x0 2 роки тому +99

      Every video of his I've seen is full of misinformation of some kind. And just, social tonedeafness. It's worrisome that he is popular, especially having been convicted of fraud in 2012...

    • @coinboynyc
      @coinboynyc 2 роки тому +9

      @@0v_x0 : Dhar Mann or Legal Eagle?

    • @blakelonee
      @blakelonee 2 роки тому +6

      yall theres 10 year olds who watch dhar man they aint need to know about the legal system bruh

    • @SwearImreal
      @SwearImreal 2 роки тому +48

      @@blakelonee yes, but they may never learn the proper way. And if introduced to it, they may not be able to adapt because of deep-rooted misinformation.

  • @ekbrandon93
    @ekbrandon93 Рік тому +480

    Fun fact: there was actually a real-life case of an innocent man who was charged with murder, who was in fact at a Dodgers' game at the time the crime was committed. What saved him was the fact that the show Curb Your Enthusiasm happened to be filming at the game at the time, and one of the shots from the show's extra footage shows him in the background. Without that, he may have been sent to death row.

    • @6thwilbury2331
      @6thwilbury2331 11 місяців тому +39

      Oops, posted above before I saw this post. Indeed, I thought that's where this video was going when he mentioned the Dodger game, only instead of an episode of Curb, it was an episode of Dhar Mann. And yes, several Dhar Mann videos have gone that meta in which characters acknowledge the existence of Dhar Mann videos.

    • @LizH267
      @LizH267 8 місяців тому +15

      Yes I remember that story as well and watched the documentary. I believe that in the real story, the charges were just dropped and did not go to trial. Also, I have heard stories before where the prosecutors have said things like "I can tell he's guilty just by looking at him" so it does happen

    • @angiadcock8196
      @angiadcock8196 6 місяців тому +25

      Yes. I was thinking about this case too. Except as usual Dhar Man is completely incompetent at writing because in the real life case it made sense that they needed the footage because the man lived in Los Angeles and the crime was committed there. So just him being in the city wasn’t enough to alibi him he had to prove he was at the game physically sitting in that seat. Whereas here his alibi was he was in a whole ass other city and there are many ways to prove that you were traveling at the time of the crime other than accidental tv footage.

    • @broadstreet21
      @broadstreet21 5 місяців тому +1

      Where's the story?

    • @redbeard3852
      @redbeard3852 2 місяці тому

      Google has it​@@broadstreet21

  • @Hamartia64
    @Hamartia64 3 роки тому +3188

    I’m just surprised that, out of everyone, Dhar Mann actually included the “May I approach the bench” thing!

    • @maxgeckos
      @maxgeckos 3 роки тому +202

      I know I was like "oh look at them, doing a lawyer thing!"

    • @dustinsteele3069
      @dustinsteele3069 3 роки тому +176

      That was probably the most accurate thing in this video

    • @nicknumber1512
      @nicknumber1512 3 роки тому +74

      I'm sure that Legal Eagle was going to make a joke about this, but was afraid of going to the well one too many times.

    • @alex0589
      @alex0589 3 роки тому +38

      I wish a bailiff would tackle him so he would stop

    • @Ad3tr
      @Ad3tr 3 роки тому +13

      Yeah this deserved an extra point for that, they also don’t really yell besides the defendant. It’s horrible and cringe but should have gotten a D-

  • @whatskraken3886
    @whatskraken3886 2 роки тому +1319

    The “Did you know: trials have juries and evidence” bit was hysterical

    • @nevaehhamilton3493
      @nevaehhamilton3493 Рік тому +39

      Dhar Mann thinks he can get away with his crimes, but it's not until much longer until the secret comes out that he's a con artist in plain sight

  • @eunhastolemyheart6098
    @eunhastolemyheart6098 3 роки тому +1684

    “He did it.”
    *Outstanding argument*

    • @aftershokke
      @aftershokke 3 роки тому +12

      whoaaaaaaaaaaaaa

    • @crippledpaper6514
      @crippledpaper6514 3 роки тому +2

      This comment is incredibly under-rated

    • @r4dical._.kermit411
      @r4dical._.kermit411 3 роки тому +1

      Have y’all seen the scene in AOT in 9mins where the mp’s were like kill’em and Erwin was like don’t f*ckin kill’em, please.
      Outstanding arguement.

    • @joey7107
      @joey7107 3 роки тому +1

      I mean, it's still better than half of the argument made on the internet

    • @bruhmoment5219
      @bruhmoment5219 3 роки тому +1

      @@r4dical._.kermit411 who tf cares about shitty AOT

  • @28-3
    @28-3 3 роки тому +766

    Watching lawyers go insane over incredibly unrealistic law related stuff is the most fun thing to watch in the world

    • @BakedPotato0630
      @BakedPotato0630 2 роки тому +17

      I have no objections 🤣😅

    • @Theking0fgg
      @Theking0fgg 2 роки тому +26

      Almost as funny as how bad dhar mann videos are

    • @LuffyWantsMeat01
      @LuffyWantsMeat01 2 роки тому +2

      Dudududum budududum bududum dudumum budududum dudum dumumumummum

    • @LynetteTheRogue
      @LynetteTheRogue 2 роки тому +6

      After years of watching medical dramas and suffering, I find his pain both entertaining and cathartic

  • @Heretowatchvideos123
    @Heretowatchvideos123 Рік тому +377

    Dhar mann: It's never too late to do the right thing
    Also Dhar Mann: Doesn't pay his actors

    • @wotgamerz9212
      @wotgamerz9212 8 місяців тому +7

      he's doing the right thing

    • @alisajohnson7
      @alisajohnson7 8 місяців тому +9

      @@wotgamerz9212💀

    • @chrryflavoured
      @chrryflavoured 8 місяців тому +11

      ​@@wotgamerz9212what 💀

    • @wotgamerz9212
      @wotgamerz9212 8 місяців тому

      @@chrryflavoured What? They act worse than Indian Soap opera actors-
      The only people who'd pay for that are people who want to keep the old grannies invested

    • @searchingfororion
      @searchingfororion 7 місяців тому +5

      By getting sued? A LOT? I'd say *that* is the right thing to be happening. I wouldn't say it's his "doing" that's the part.

  • @dreadwolfrising
    @dreadwolfrising 3 роки тому +6054

    All of Dhar Mann's stuff really feels like the kind of skits that teens in a drama class would create

    • @Mitche23
      @Mitche23 3 роки тому +496

      It looks like one of those "don't do drugs" cringe commercials

    • @blackgemstone801
      @blackgemstone801 3 роки тому +219

      *pre*teens

    • @Echs_D33
      @Echs_D33 3 роки тому +80

      Was in one, can confirm.

    • @piperhh5609
      @piperhh5609 3 роки тому +18

      Ahem I can confirm it’s untrue

    • @mrman17
      @mrman17 3 роки тому +252

      No, sorry, I strongly disagree. A class of teens in a drama class could create much better stuff than Dhar Mhan

  • @hankkill624
    @hankkill624 3 роки тому +3999

    You'd think Dhar Mann would know what actually happens in a trial, considering his history of crime and being charged with fraud.

    • @keelanbarron928
      @keelanbarron928 3 роки тому +337

      I'm sure this is all the context I need, but what crimes did he do? (or is it just fraud?) also, how did he fraud someone?

    • @idalarsen2540
      @idalarsen2540 3 роки тому +82

      Not surprising lol

    • @the_silentartist4837
      @the_silentartist4837 3 роки тому +82

      wait what? what did he do?

    • @EarleMonroe
      @EarleMonroe 3 роки тому +521

      @@keelanbarron928 From a San Francisco news outlet: “A young and politically connected businessman who sought fame as a "ganja-preneur" in Oakland's medical marijuana industry was charged Thursday with 13 felonies for allegedly defrauding a city grant program that helps property owners pay for renovations.”

    • @EarleMonroe
      @EarleMonroe 3 роки тому

      @@the_silentartist4837 See my other comment

  • @beababababa
    @beababababa 3 роки тому +3520

    I love you for explaining this, i laughed so hard when the prosecutor said “you can tell just by looking at him”, and the judge went like “ok my man thats such good evidence, YOU ARE GUILTY ROBERTO!”

    • @sumixsu
      @sumixsu 3 роки тому +16

      LMAO FRFR

    • @d_ino.
      @d_ino. 3 роки тому +8

      LMAOO

    • @asherbh_sings
      @asherbh_sings 3 роки тому

      It was Robert not Roberto

    • @DarkMatterGoku
      @DarkMatterGoku 3 роки тому +17

      @@asherbh_sings who cares .-.

    • @darthmaul8278
      @darthmaul8278 3 роки тому +7

      @@asherbh_sings it would be less funny if they said that.

  • @thevrana
    @thevrana 2 роки тому +946

    Dhar Mann is right, they are changing lives. Hundreds of people die of cringe every year. Dhar Mann is making sure that everyone becomes immune. Some gain their immunity from one video, others need a few boosters.

    • @MrAnniTagada
      @MrAnniTagada Рік тому

      😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 ''cringe immunity'' 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

    • @adzdrawss
      @adzdrawss Рік тому +42

      I think I’m physically and emotionally immune. My siblings and I watched his videos every day for at least a month. Then we realized how insane we are and stopped. After all the stuff that happened earlier this year I’m never watching another one again without watching someone else react to it

    • @science4ever025
      @science4ever025 Рік тому

      He’s a complete charlatan. Snake oil salesman. It’s unfortunate that people swallow his lies.

    • @alisajohnson7
      @alisajohnson7 8 місяців тому +5

      bro I can’t 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @malinisinha5197
      @malinisinha5197 2 місяці тому +1

      I watch them to roast him myself ....

  • @saychaysarchive7065
    @saychaysarchive7065 3 роки тому +1082

    "There's no way a defense attorney would be so incompetent as to have no evidence."
    Phoenix Wright is sweating.

    • @oscaranderson5719
      @oscaranderson5719 3 роки тому +74

      @Deverell Grace I mean a lot of it is him winging it until the witness says something dumb xD

    • @seelcudoom1
      @seelcudoom1 3 роки тому +41

      alright but most defense attorneys have more then 3 days to get evidence

    • @kyuubinaruto17
      @kyuubinaruto17 3 роки тому +85

      @@seelcudoom1 Three days? The trial is always the NEXT FRICKEN DAY! Guy literally has less than 24 hours to find evidence and talk to witnesses. Plus, there's no discovery and prosecutors don't have to turn over any evidence or divulge witnesses.
      The fact that Phoenix gets as far as he does is a miracle.

    • @chronosite
      @chronosite 3 роки тому +36

      Phoenix Wright got that main character plot armor

    • @oscaranderson5719
      @oscaranderson5719 3 роки тому +20

      @@kyuubinaruto17 …how does Edgeworth get his evidence so fast?

  • @elitepineapple4283
    @elitepineapple4283 2 роки тому +1078

    Fun Fact: the guy who is trying to prove his innocence by finding evidence actually plays a lawyer in Better Call Saul

    • @mrhappycatfish87104
      @mrhappycatfish87104 2 роки тому +17

      which episode?

    • @jetpond7904
      @jetpond7904 2 роки тому +14

      What episode

    • @ilona3630
      @ilona3630 2 роки тому +112

      @@jetpond7904 the actor's name is Colin A. Borden, he played in season 4 episodes 7 and 8 of better call saul

    • @ZekeorSomething
      @ZekeorSomething Рік тому +70

      A Dhar Mann actor actually got a role in a show? That's pretty impressive honestly

    • @NyxMoonReads
      @NyxMoonReads Рік тому +26

      @@ZekeorSomething An actual good show at that

  • @koryglover3237
    @koryglover3237 2 роки тому +1694

    Watching both Doctor Mike and Legal Eagle's sanity break from Dhar Mann made my day. Week. Year

  • @luxtayii3473
    @luxtayii3473 2 роки тому +580

    "Did you know?
    Trials have jury and evidence"
    That f**king killed me.

  • @amethystdust8563
    @amethystdust8563 3 роки тому +3032

    "Not only does he change lives... But Dhar Mann changes the entire legal system in the process."
    THE DESCRIPTION I- 😭

    • @somegenericgamer16
      @somegenericgamer16 3 роки тому +12

      Haha

    • @insidesoccer6498
      @insidesoccer6498 3 роки тому +11

      😂😂😂

    • @axyspianostudio
      @axyspianostudio 3 роки тому +126

      Yes. Also the healthcare system, the education system, the criminal justice system, and even the financial system lmao
      "Reality can be whatever I want...."
      -dhar mann in his videos, probably

    • @dydra21
      @dydra21 3 роки тому +11

      Finish the sentence

    • @empty2757
      @empty2757 3 роки тому +54

      @@axyspianostudio at this point he'll start changing physics and biology

  • @gamefan1019
    @gamefan1019 2 роки тому +556

    During the trial
    “Do you have proof?”
    “Uh, no”
    Literally 10 minutes after the trial:
    “He wasn’t there! I have proof!”

    • @pix985v
      @pix985v 11 місяців тому +7

      When the Prosecutions co-council does a better job at defending you than your own defense council.

  • @vellynis
    @vellynis 3 роки тому +266

    "Did you know? Trials have a jury and evidence."
    This is possibly the greatest fun fact I've seen in one of your videos.

  • @Abejaved
    @Abejaved Рік тому +91

    So innocent until proven guilty doesnt exist?
    Procesutor: "He did it"
    Judge: "Well if you say so, 25 YEARS"

  • @JohnEusebioToronto
    @JohnEusebioToronto 3 роки тому +350

    What amazes me was how EASY it was to get proof he was innocent. They literally just needed his credit card statement. That's easy reasonable doubt. The defence attorney was just as bad as the DA, here.

    • @cacs2201
      @cacs2201 3 роки тому +33

      He was worse

    • @TheKennethECarper
      @TheKennethECarper 3 роки тому +17

      @@cacs2201 Way worse. Neither side had any evidence. But at least the prosecutor had his famous, "He looks like a criminal," bomb. I might have respected the defense attorney had responded with, "If it pleases the court, the District Attorney is a drunk. I mean just look at his rumpled, 20 dollar JC Penny suit, his ratty beard, and slurred speech. That man couldn't be any drunker if he had 'Jack Daniels' stamped to the crack of his ass!"

    • @Nameless82284
      @Nameless82284 3 роки тому +10

      He did nothing and it still wasn't enough.

  • @joelwilcox5424
    @joelwilcox5424 3 роки тому +1822

    "Did you know: Trials have jury and evidence"
    Lmao that made my day

    • @Maseruxer
      @Maseruxer 3 роки тому +25

      Really? There's a jury and evidence? I didnt know that

    • @jeffwoolfire5979
      @jeffwoolfire5979 3 роки тому +11

      Right!? Don’t know why more people don’t talk about it.

    • @Maseruxer
      @Maseruxer 3 роки тому +1

      @@sarang8585 who?

    • @alirizvi7276
      @alirizvi7276 3 роки тому +2

      @sarang a man of culture I see...my bloody valentine rocks

    • @a_white3195
      @a_white3195 2 роки тому +1

      I'm 10 and even I know that.

  • @pkwitbrod
    @pkwitbrod 3 роки тому +728

    "Did you know? Trials have a jury and evidence." Objection there has been a murder that card killed me!

    • @geekymetalhead5112
      @geekymetalhead5112 3 роки тому +7

      Yet there's no major wounds your honor

    • @vailingbow1068
      @vailingbow1068 3 роки тому +10

      Objection! There's a bench trial. But the crime probably isn't suited for a bench trial? Idk.

    • @jordanthejq12
      @jordanthejq12 3 роки тому +5

      @@vailingbow1068 Based on Dhar's numerous other errors, I find it highly unlikely that he would intentionally depict a bench trial. Plus, he's playing to the general public who also likely wouldn't know bench trials are a thing.

    • @jordanthejq12
      @jordanthejq12 3 роки тому +3

      @Cipheiz Oh, I would LOVE to see that.

    • @vailingbow1068
      @vailingbow1068 3 роки тому +1

      @@jordanthejq12 yeah, I know. I'm jusy saying there's a thing called a bench trial.

  • @notcats2139
    @notcats2139 Рік тому +352

    Dhar mann doesn't really focus on things like "facts" or "realism" or "paying you're employees fair wages" 🤷

  • @saliv88
    @saliv88 3 роки тому +6986

    It’s amazing how Spongebob has more accurate legal representation.

    • @DeathnoteBB
      @DeathnoteBB 3 роки тому +378

      Just goes to show how bad Dhar Mann content is

    • @ultragamer969
      @ultragamer969 3 роки тому +70

      @@DeathnoteBB I am personally offended by that claim

    • @temp1894
      @temp1894 3 роки тому +353

      @@ultragamer969 it’s true. Dhar Mann’s content is bad. They never do proper research on things. It’s just a: As long as this story goes out, it’s fine. Who cares if it’s right or wrong.

    • @ultragamer969
      @ultragamer969 3 роки тому +95

      @@temp1894 I was just joking I don’t actually have a personal opinion about it I should have indicated that better in my original comment. I’m sorry

    • @DeathnoteBB
      @DeathnoteBB 3 роки тому +146

      @ I think it’s cause it’s aimed at kids. I just wish the lessons weren’t so selfish and the videos didn’t uphold stereotypes

  • @Zarkawi17
    @Zarkawi17 3 роки тому +412

    That guy found 3 HUGE pieces of exculpatory evidence in under 24 hours. The defense attorney is definitely the lowkey villain of this.
    Edit: This might be one of my favorite videos ever, definitely the funniest one on this channel.

    • @sethh5106
      @sethh5106 3 роки тому +49

      Seriously, how does he not look for credit card statements or a video of the local news that night? Your client tells you what they were doing in LA and you can't even do the basic stuff to prove he was in LA?

    • @michaelimbesi2314
      @michaelimbesi2314 3 роки тому +41

      Literally. You ask the client “where were you that night?” And they say “LA, watching a Dodgers game”. You’re like, “OK, you can’t get on a plane without showing ID at security, so I can prove you were in LA then.” The defense attorney must have been literally asleep when they met.

    • @eklectiktoni
      @eklectiktoni 3 роки тому +8

      Dude was like, I'm a public defender, I don't get paid enough to do that. 😂

    • @DismemberTheAlamo
      @DismemberTheAlamo 3 роки тому +4

      He had the evidence, he just wanted the DA to think there was none.
      Then BAM "look what I found"
      Boy threw the DA under the bus and took his jerb

    • @thallesregis
      @thallesregis 3 роки тому +2

      @@eklectiktoni Or he's overworked.

  • @bunniey3290
    @bunniey3290 3 роки тому +833

    "He's innocent? What a dipsh*t. What an assh*le."
    I can not overstate how hard I laughed at this break in Devin's general demeanor good god, just typing this has me in a fit of giggles

    • @jaysynclendenning388
      @jaysynclendenning388 3 роки тому +61

      I was going to say the same, he's normally so professional. He just couldn't control himself with how idiotic Dhar Man videos are.

    • @cassiussalt4323
      @cassiussalt4323 3 роки тому +5

      same lol

    • @cassiussalt4323
      @cassiussalt4323 3 роки тому +4

      @John Doe yeah

    • @kimberlywilson7929
      @kimberlywilson7929 3 роки тому +2

      Me too!

    • @themultiversalist5564
      @themultiversalist5564 3 роки тому +26

      To be perfectly fair, they also broke Doctor Mike (one of Legal Eagle's doctor buddies, if anyone doesn't know) completely as well. No real professional career-anything can withstand the pure stupidity of Dhar Man.

  • @monikorasort
    @monikorasort Рік тому +67

    “I was at a Dodger’s game!”
    So why don’t they submit the ticket as evidence of an alibi????

  • @dsyncc383
    @dsyncc383 3 роки тому +1481

    Just wait for the new Dhar Mann video: Lawyer roasts Dhar Mann, what happens next is shocking

    • @magikforce4069
      @magikforce4069 3 роки тому +100

      Dhar needs to learn how to take some constructive criticism and that’s saying a lot coming from somebody like me

    • @SexLuthor
      @SexLuthor 3 роки тому +11

      @@magikforce4069 yeh lol he just gives general advice to people

    • @SexLuthor
      @SexLuthor 3 роки тому +4

      @@magikforce4069 not to mention it’s easy to put in action too

    • @xlorrix-6320
      @xlorrix-6320 3 роки тому +27

      @@magikforce4069 man triws to teach dhar man a lesson, instantly regrets it

    • @cllncl
      @cllncl 3 роки тому +19

      Lawyer roasts Dhar Mann, coincidentally, he committed suicide in his apartment by shooting himself in the back of his head 3 times!

  • @rainbowlemniscate2761
    @rainbowlemniscate2761 3 роки тому +630

    Danny and Drew: write an entire comedy show about how they aren't the same person
    Legal Eagle: Dranny Goonzalez

    • @mindshuffler3332
      @mindshuffler3332 3 роки тому +48

      I am Drew.
      And I am Danny.

    • @garfled
      @garfled 3 роки тому +41

      And we are not the same person

    • @charlottem.1477
      @charlottem.1477 3 роки тому +12

      I laughed so hard at the combined name!

    • @Lia-fd2ud
      @Lia-fd2ud 3 роки тому +23

      @@garfled we have similar lives , we have similar wives

    • @hiroikkuneko
      @hiroikkuneko 3 роки тому +1

      Love your Pfp!!

  • @Xavis0
    @Xavis0 3 роки тому +421

    "What papers is the defense attorney reviewing right now?"
    It's the seating chart for his daughter's wedding.

    • @pablodelsegundo9502
      @pablodelsegundo9502 3 роки тому +26

      I was thinking it was a doodle of boobs.

    • @vfxninja5503
      @vfxninja5503 3 роки тому +13

      It's just drawings of swastikas like in Eric Andre

    • @michaelkennell2420
      @michaelkennell2420 3 роки тому +15

      Lunch take-out menus

    • @pleasedontwatchthese9593
      @pleasedontwatchthese9593 3 роки тому +7

      I really like the idea that he densest even know why he is there or what he is doing and i really reading back the transcript

    • @wendighoul
      @wendighoul 3 роки тому +19

      Like LegalEagle said, it's the transcript of the trial "no evidence, did I really say that? Damn! I must have been high as balls!"

  • @tr_walkway1933
    @tr_walkway1933 Рік тому +67

    Props to whoever came up with the "DId you know: trials have a jury and evidence" part at 3:49

    • @6thwilbury2331
      @6thwilbury2331 11 місяців тому

      Clearly it's the same editor who apparently stole ideas from Illuminaughtii or whatever. 😛

  • @nejckra
    @nejckra 3 роки тому +572

    Judge: "Do you have any defence?"
    Defence: "Nothing at all"
    Assistant prosecutor: "I have multiple that I just got yesterday afternoon"

    • @Nameless82284
      @Nameless82284 3 роки тому +22

      Yeah, the defences did nothing and it was still not enough

    • @aimanrahman5768
      @aimanrahman5768 3 роки тому +19

      The defence is incompetent cause he was black derman logic

    • @erikaz1590
      @erikaz1590 3 роки тому +5

      Every Ace Attorney game in a nutshell

    • @Edgeworthsgoofycravat
      @Edgeworthsgoofycravat 28 днів тому

      THE UPDATED AUTOPSY REPORT

  • @jakublizon6375
    @jakublizon6375 3 роки тому +482

    Dhar Mann doesn't like doing the whole "research" thing. I truly wonder what it's like viewing the world from Mann's shockingly ignorant perspective.

    • @deliri0um
      @deliri0um 3 роки тому +12

      Doesnt even need research just common sense

    • @jakublizon6375
      @jakublizon6375 3 роки тому +36

      @@deliri0um I just meant that he could have studied how a criminal trial proceeds. I don't need perfection, but this is just bad.

    • @andrewnix6480
      @andrewnix6480 3 роки тому +36

      @@deliri0um it’s so unsubstantial, literally the whole message was ‘racism bad’ in a way that doesn’t apply to a single real life situation that people face

    • @jakublizon6375
      @jakublizon6375 3 роки тому +4

      @MA I appreciate your perspective, and you might be right. Personally though, I don't think he's actually a racist or anything. He definitely does play with stereotypes though. I just think he doesn't really give a damn, which is why he puts so little thought into these stories. And that's really my gripe with him, if he actually cares about these issues, he would have put actual effort into these stories.

    • @jakublizon6375
      @jakublizon6375 3 роки тому +9

      @MA Good points. It sounds like you've seen a lot more of his videos than I did. But I gotta say, I know exactly what you're talking about with the "he/she might be rich" lessons, and I completely agree. Like wtf kind of lesson is that? That treating poor people like garbage is okay, as long as they're actually poor?
      I also hate how he always inserts his name into the dialogue to make himself look good...
      "Dhar Mann is my favorite! Did you know that he gives all his money to the homeless. Who could ever not like him, all he does is spread love and joy to the world!"
      That type of stuff, and as I'm sure you know, I am in absolutely no way exaggerating. it's all so gross. There's a reason his videos target kids, they're easier to BS and fool than grown adults. Kids are easy money to Mann. What makes it even worse is that hes "teaching" terrible lessons, lessons no sane person would want their kids to learn.

  • @Chipotleadvisory
    @Chipotleadvisory 3 роки тому +581

    Judge: Do have any evidence of this claim.
    Defense : No, but have a briefcase with random papers hanging out of it.
    ADA: and your honor I just admitted in court to prosecutorial misconduct based entirely on overt racism, which will almost surely be overturned on appeal. But then again defense counsel is completely incompetent, so I’m not worried.

    • @kellyalves756
      @kellyalves756 3 роки тому +23

      They apparently just walked outside and rolled in a random boulder to play the defense lawyer.

    • @kellyalves756
      @kellyalves756 3 роки тому +6

      10:30 Devin, they never even picked up the ball!

    • @Colopty
      @Colopty 3 роки тому +17

      Now I want to see a video of an improper court trial except all the characters speak exclusively with this kind of honesty that lampshades all the stuff that's wrong about the trial. Kinda like the movie "Liar Liar" except they're all under the curse and also incompetent at their jobs.

    • @ashkebora7262
      @ashkebora7262 3 роки тому +5

      I unironically bet the basic scenario you laid out _has_ played out in the south many times. Not for incompetence, but for racism.

    • @SEAZNDragon
      @SEAZNDragon 3 роки тому +2

      @@ashkebora7262 I listen to the Generation Why podcast and I swear just about every wrongful conviction or question guilty verdict basically we ignore all evidence if you’re in X, Y, Z group.

  • @dgeneric7518
    @dgeneric7518 2 роки тому +50

    I was hysterical when the guy ran in, "He's innocent!" And the real lawyer burst out laughing and said, "What an asshole!" It's funnier because that particular actor always plays really sweet characters 😆😆🤣

  • @Claubuza
    @Claubuza 2 роки тому +225

    One of my sixth graders last year was obsessed with Dhar Mann and he'd just randomly say "we're not just making videos, we're changing lives" like some kind of verbal tic.

    • @mohammedkhan2303
      @mohammedkhan2303 2 роки тому +39

      Tape it and make him watch it a few years later

    • @sleepynoveray
      @sleepynoveray Рік тому +5

      this is so relatable 😭😭

    • @the0ne809
      @the0ne809 Рік тому +1

      yes, he is huge with kids. i was surprised by that.

  • @josephschultz3301
    @josephschultz3301 2 роки тому +251

    When the DA mentioned the possibility of a promotion in his future, my immediate thought was, "But... he's already the DA, right? Does he think they'll make him Super DA Supreme or something?"

    • @hiddenguy67
      @hiddenguy67 Рік тому +19

      no they make him the brocoli leader

    • @josephschultz3301
      @josephschultz3301 Рік тому +11

      @@hiddenguy67 Given that I love broccoli and cheddar cream soup, that sounds like a pretty boss-ass promotion!

    • @ferretyluv
      @ferretyluv 11 місяців тому

      Dhar Mann probably thinks attorney generals are promoted from DA.

    • @jessemanning5409
      @jessemanning5409 8 днів тому

      Promoted to DA AF

  • @whyme777x
    @whyme777x 3 роки тому +145

    That title card was beautiful;
    "Did you know? Trials have a jury and evidence"

  • @Fades-h8g
    @Fades-h8g 3 місяці тому +28

    1:36 DRANNY GOONZALEZ!!!!!!!!

    • @pomewithmilk
      @pomewithmilk Місяць тому +4

      he’s a greg 😋

    • @Jade99210
      @Jade99210 9 днів тому

      @@pomewithmilkYA

    • @squin6959
      @squin6959 23 години тому

      That’s definitely… something I wasn’t expecting to see when I clicked on this

  • @Shoreknight
    @Shoreknight 3 роки тому +375

    On one hand it’s really cool to see you impart your legal knowledge like the expert you are, but on the other hand it’s really funny to see you discombobulated in reaction to an unrealistic scene.

    • @crippledpaper6514
      @crippledpaper6514 3 роки тому +14

      Sherlock would be proud of Dhar Mann for the amount of discombobulation in this.

    • @HiBye-qq9sz
      @HiBye-qq9sz 3 роки тому

      G v

    • @OriginalPineapplesFoster
      @OriginalPineapplesFoster 3 роки тому +5

      It's a delight to see another commenter use the same word I thought of to describe his state, as it is utterly perfect. 🎓🍍

  • @devent10n
    @devent10n 3 роки тому +543

    "I have his credit card statements"
    THEN WHY THE HELL DIDN'T HIS LAWYER
    I absolutely screamed. What a dipsh*t indeed, good lord.

    • @devent10n
      @devent10n 3 роки тому +25

      I think the WORST thing about the original was the damn audio quality at the very end.. Oh my god. How much does this mean make and it sounds like he's yelling into a cell phone mic from inside a wind tunnel

    • @ihaveplease6800
      @ihaveplease6800 3 роки тому +6

      @@devent10n among us in real life

    • @greenforestkillshot7591
      @greenforestkillshot7591 3 роки тому +2

      @@ihaveplease6800 what

    • @haze2623
      @haze2623 3 роки тому +2

      @@ihaveplease6800 wtf do you mean

    • @aihposfr
      @aihposfr 3 роки тому +4

      @@ihaveplease6800 sus sus

  • @legolad7477
    @legolad7477 3 роки тому +786

    It never too late to do the right thing
    Except when it literally is too late, he was convicted, you can’t just undo a conviction

    • @akmi1931
      @akmi1931 2 роки тому +71

      Well, yeah you can but it requires a lot of paperwork

    • @Zero-ds9ws
      @Zero-ds9ws 2 роки тому +66

      You can undo it, yes. But you can't *just* undo it.

    • @xb70valkyriech
      @xb70valkyriech 2 роки тому +47

      Actually it would be easy to take this to the court of appeals, since this trail had no evidence and no jury. It would be trivial to declare a mistrial

    • @Zero-ds9ws
      @Zero-ds9ws 2 роки тому +1

      It probably is. I just wanted to sound dramatic.

    • @Silvercrypto-xk4zy
      @Silvercrypto-xk4zy 2 роки тому +3

      if the brady violations are egregious enough it would actually happen extremely fast

  • @darthxader1112
    @darthxader1112 Рік тому +26

    No one mentioned that the man’s family is there and could have also testified that he was not there but apparently didn’t testify

  • @OneNewHope
    @OneNewHope 3 роки тому +800

    When your lawyer is worse than Lionel Hutz, you're in trouble.

    • @mimijester
      @mimijester 3 роки тому +25

      LegalEagle's TV Lawyer Tier List would beg to differ.

    • @js5869
      @js5869 3 роки тому +30

      We have hearsay and conjecture. Those are kinds of evidence. Lol

    • @TanakaMoon
      @TanakaMoon 3 роки тому +10

      @@mimijester Lionel Hutz was at least partially accurate tho

    • @mimijester
      @mimijester 3 роки тому +5

      @@TanakaMoon oh I agree, what I meant was Lionel Hutz was relatively good lawyer when you compare him to others

    • @OneNewHope
      @OneNewHope 3 роки тому +2

      @@mimijester I stand by my original comment lol

  • @Peeps40836
    @Peeps40836 3 роки тому +1346

    No one can watch any of Dhar’s videos without some sort of suffering while watching it. Also, the “Did you know?: Trials have a jury and evidence.” bit made me burst out laughing.

    • @glennpane8450
      @glennpane8450 3 роки тому +6

      No one can see your face without dying 😂😂
      This joke ok no hate sorry if i offended you

    • @christinathewolf6547
      @christinathewolf6547 3 роки тому +8

      yeah like in real life you don't send someone away unless you have evidence.

    • @Yammerzaki123fr
      @Yammerzaki123fr 2 роки тому +1

      I completely agree w u lmaoo

    • @RobocopStealerOfFridges
      @RobocopStealerOfFridges 2 роки тому +9

      @@glennpane8450 9 year old moment

    • @carltontheduke2571
      @carltontheduke2571 2 роки тому +8

      Someone’s probably said it before, but “Ace Attorney” is more realistic than this.

  • @reginamartinez6482
    @reginamartinez6482 3 роки тому +247

    This is loosely based on the Juan Catalan case where Catalan was accused of murder but claimed he was at Dodger game. His attorney was relentless in his fact finding and found out Curb your Enthusiasm was recording an episode. His attorney contacted the CYE producers, reviewed tons of unused footage and FOUND PROOF of his clients innocence! Catalan is a free man today.

    • @ohlawd3699
      @ohlawd3699 3 роки тому +6

      I could remember that, lol.

    • @ariadneschild8460
      @ariadneschild8460 2 роки тому +3

      I vaguely remember that, yay for video cameras.

    • @jordanthejq12
      @jordanthejq12 2 роки тому +37

      Honestly...that makes it even worse. Even SVU does better "Ripped from the Headlines" stories than this.

    • @emiliereal104
      @emiliereal104 2 роки тому +22

      Take LOOSELY very seriously with this.

    • @Nixeu42
      @Nixeu42 Рік тому +4

      The word "loosely" is doing a lot of work there. Like, "sweatshop" or "I haven't been home in a week" levels of work.

  • @melodychance9399
    @melodychance9399 Рік тому +17

    This video makes me think Dhar Mann watched a Let's Play of Ace Attorney for 5 minutes and thought that's how trials go in the USA.

  • @alexjewett5633
    @alexjewett5633 3 роки тому +679

    Watching you get flabbergasted is worth the price of admission. It was quite enjoyable watching you get so mad about everything. I enjoy these so much!

    • @LlyleHunter
      @LlyleHunter 3 роки тому +2

      😂

    • @tammyschenk7877
      @tammyschenk7877 3 роки тому +13

      Yep thought his head was gonna explode for a minute there

    • @VodShod
      @VodShod 3 роки тому +10

      I am not sure it was for me. I have Vicarious Embarrassment so the parts of the video he was reviewing caused me physical pain.

    • @keel0611
      @keel0611 3 роки тому +2

      lmao, i love your profile pic

    • @alexjewett5633
      @alexjewett5633 3 роки тому +2

      @@keel0611 thanks, my cat thinks she’s a parrot

  • @ghostderazgriz
    @ghostderazgriz 3 роки тому +391

    "Did you know: A trial has a jury and evidence!"
    The most salty Did You Know on the channel lol.

    • @nickbell8353
      @nickbell8353 3 роки тому +7

      That was the hardest I've laughed in a while.

    • @prometheus7387
      @prometheus7387 3 роки тому +1

      @@nickbell8353 Same!

  • @jamesgaston2745
    @jamesgaston2745 3 роки тому +298

    The DA basically just yells "he's wearing an orange jumpsuit, that'd criminal clothes"

    • @ddis29
      @ddis29 3 роки тому +18

      i was expecting that. it's like the witch in holy grail.

    • @josiemcmillan5012
      @josiemcmillan5012 3 роки тому +7

      “Just look at what he’s wearing! He’s practically BEGGING to be called a criminal!”

  • @RuslanKurich
    @RuslanKurich Рік тому +17

    Better title to the video would’ve been “Incompetent defense attorney almost gets his innocent client sent to prison, lives to be indifferent about it”

    • @jessemanning5409
      @jessemanning5409 8 днів тому

      🤣 WAAAAAAAY underliked comment 🤣 I wish I had all the thumbs ups!!!

  • @jimbubbatube
    @jimbubbatube 3 роки тому +163

    This was one of the best "Real Lawyer Reacts" I've seen. I laughed so hard. Did you notice, the defense attorney left the courtroom immediately? You can see him at the door when the plaintiff's wife stopped the prosecutor. Don't they usually stay with the defendant?

  • @timriggins70
    @timriggins70 3 роки тому +286

    Legal Eagle puts more thought into a Dhar Mann video than Dhar Mann. I love how tearing up the credit statement invalidates the statement. I guess there is no tape in the Dhar Mann universe.

    • @kuruptzZz
      @kuruptzZz 3 роки тому +17

      Or printers, since he literally just printed it from his computer lol

  • @dreadfulsorryclementine007
    @dreadfulsorryclementine007 3 роки тому +625

    When you said “what a dipshit” I burst out laughing out loud. Amazing stuff as always!

  • @ddjsoyenby
    @ddjsoyenby Рік тому +31

    eagle losing his mind over how unrealistic this was was hilarious, but i can't help but wonder why this guy had to get a job at the cartoon villain law firm as an assistant when he clearly has super lawyer powers.

  • @AcerX07
    @AcerX07 3 роки тому +814

    "Do you have any proof?"
    "No"
    me, an Intellectual : what about your dodgers game ticket in LA???

    • @fatcat_8484
      @fatcat_8484 3 роки тому +8

      I think they take the ticket for you to get in.

    • @NotLaqin
      @NotLaqin 3 роки тому +80

      Or any receipts? Did this guy not eat anything while there?

    • @pavankrishna.s396
      @pavankrishna.s396 3 роки тому +2

      Exactly what I thought.

    • @golem040
      @golem040 3 роки тому +2

      @@NotLaqin 15:43

    • @Caffeine_Addict_2020
      @Caffeine_Addict_2020 3 роки тому +1

      Yes, i too watched the video and heard legal eagle say this

  • @sonochamp
    @sonochamp 3 роки тому +422

    "No one is changing lives here." - Disagree. My life was changed. I've decided to never watch a Dhar Mann video ever again... not that I was watching them or even heard of them before... but life changed.

    • @cericat
      @cericat 3 роки тому +41

      They're always over the top but yeah this one was cringy AF, I think I paused Devin more than he paused the original video to go and scream.

    • @meeponinthbit3466
      @meeponinthbit3466 3 роки тому +46

      Right? The real racism is in this videos writing/casting. Why would every person of color in this video be so blatantly ignorant. Not a single one was like "here's the cell phone and CC bills". But a white assistant DA comes in as their savior.
      The only way to excuse this video is to claim it's a parody of the white savior trope used all to often in the legal drama shows.

    • @MH-ql4nh
      @MH-ql4nh 3 роки тому +31

      You're not missing anything. They are almost overtly preachy with little subtlety or nuances, and you'll see the ending from a mile away.

    • @AirQuotes
      @AirQuotes 3 роки тому +13

      I wish I didn't know who this was my life is worse now

    • @sonochamp
      @sonochamp 3 роки тому +12

      @@AirQuotes See? Life changed!

  • @FelixColonThree
    @FelixColonThree 2 роки тому +229

    "facial recognition confirmed it" I love the idea that they have credit card statements of him at this store and video evidence it was him using the card yet they still can't tell for sure it was him

    • @YEETUSDAFEETUS
      @YEETUSDAFEETUS Рік тому +22

      I love the prosecutor saying "maybe he gave it to somebody"

    • @nationalinstituteofcheese3012
      @nationalinstituteofcheese3012 Рік тому +2

      @@YEETUSDAFEETUSYa cause everyone just donated their credit cards

    • @YEETUSDAFEETUS
      @YEETUSDAFEETUS Рік тому

      @@nationalinstituteofcheese3012 I do be giving mine away so fair enough

    • @elfishmoss1457
      @elfishmoss1457 9 місяців тому

      True, but without very conclusive evidence to prove he did it, to suggest he gave away his credit card and phone and such almost certainly establishes a reasonable doubt​@@YEETUSDAFEETUS

    • @JuniperHatesTwitterlikeHandles
      @JuniperHatesTwitterlikeHandles 6 місяців тому +1

      wym? they could tell, they used facial recognition. They looked at the face and recognized it.

  • @LukeThougamingsir2022
    @LukeThougamingsir2022 Місяць тому +2

    “ we.. don’t have any proof “
    game tickets: 👁️👄👁️
    security cameras: 👁️👄👁️
    witnesses: 👁️👄👁️

  • @BqreXD
    @BqreXD 2 роки тому +190

    The "Did you know? Trials have juries and evidence." part killed me.

  • @BumbusBumbi
    @BumbusBumbi 3 роки тому +143

    "Did you know? Trials have a jury and evidence"
    I'm learning so much from you

  • @mlk0-0
    @mlk0-0 3 роки тому +292

    Devin watches Drew and Danny?- These timelines really be blending in the wildest ways

  • @kathryniler790
    @kathryniler790 Місяць тому +4

    What does it feel like such a fourth wall break for him to name drop Drew gooden and Danny Gonzalez?

  • @MMallon425
    @MMallon425 3 роки тому +360

    I like when the defendant declares he's innocent and his own lawyer rolls his eyes.

    • @Shant3ll998
      @Shant3ll998 3 роки тому +57

      I just realised this 😭. yes! get yourself a lawyer who will roll their eyes when you declare your innocence.

    • @calvinmcneil9824
      @calvinmcneil9824 3 роки тому +18

      @@Shant3ll998 if you are poor you generally get the over worked and under qualified defense lawyer

    • @jordanthejq12
      @jordanthejq12 3 роки тому +12

      "Everyone in here is innocent."
      --The defense lawyer, probably

    • @raphaelforkel7759
      @raphaelforkel7759 3 роки тому +25

      @@calvinmcneil9824 But not this bad. There is not a single instance in this dimension or all parallel ones, where someone so incompetent would pass the bar. I agree that the US justice system is racially biased and blacks are on the receiving end, but come on. This video takes it up to the extremes. This is what a 3 year old thinks court is. And the "moral of the story" is the most trite BS I've seen in at least 20 years. I'm actually angry knowing the original video exists and someone was idiotic enough to make it.

    • @jeffreytsao5710
      @jeffreytsao5710 3 роки тому

      every defendant claims they are innocent. 99.99% of the time they're lying. Most defense attorneys do their job not by proving innocence, but by showing the prosecution failed to meet their heavy burden.

  • @michaelanderson6394
    @michaelanderson6394 3 роки тому +361

    Watching Devon just absolutely lose his mind over the course of this video is just so incredibly entertaining. And you know it says something when he says THIS is the most unrealistic legal proceeding he’s ever seen. And this man has watched Bee Movie! This is less realistic than Bee Movie!

    • @catelynh1020
      @catelynh1020 3 роки тому +40

      Yes, this is canonically worse than bringing in a live bear to the court
      And that says something

    • @tirsden
      @tirsden 3 роки тому +21

      @@catelynh1020 - "I mean, the bear does technically count as evidence. I brought evidence!" "NOT HELPING"

    • @stormylewis1030
      @stormylewis1030 3 роки тому +10

      This was a worse defense attorney than Lionel Hutz.

    • @scottb.3905
      @scottb.3905 3 роки тому +8

      @@catelynh1020 at least they presented the bear to a jury, lmao

    • @dr.floridamanphd
      @dr.floridamanphd 3 роки тому +3

      @@stormylewis1030 but Lionel Hutz, for as incompetent as he is, somehow wins.

  • @akshittyagi6482
    @akshittyagi6482 3 роки тому +369

    You know you've lost the case when the opposition's witness starts with "So you see..."

    • @tomatodapwzer6595
      @tomatodapwzer6595 3 роки тому +10

      no matter how good your defense is they'll have dhar mann on their side

    • @inorite4553
      @inorite4553 3 роки тому +4

      "So what had happen was..."

    • @dr.floridamanphd
      @dr.floridamanphd 3 роки тому +2

      So no shit. There I was…

    • @the_MrFloof
      @the_MrFloof 7 місяців тому +2

      That phrase is in every one of Dhar Mann's videos, and it makes them even worse 🤣

  • @matthewmitchell3457
    @matthewmitchell3457 Рік тому +46

    After this, I wanna see a crime/courtroom drama written by actual lawyers/judges that's as accurate as possible.

    • @avahenson4565
      @avahenson4565 Рік тому +2

      Like watching a hearing or actually seeing the ‘behind the scenes’? (as in, the part we can’t see because of confidentiality reasons)

    • @matthewmitchell3457
      @matthewmitchell3457 Рік тому

      @@avahenson4565 All of it, just as long as it's interesting and plausible.

    • @angellynn7104
      @angellynn7104 Рік тому +5

      It would be very drawn out and boring, most likely. Court trials can take months to years if the defendant waves their right to a speedy trial (which is logical if the defense needs more time to gather evidence.) In order to make it entertaining and even bearable for the average viewer, they’d have to cut a lot of procedures out of the script

    • @schemesthefox1255
      @schemesthefox1255 Рік тому +4

      You might as well just watch an actual trial at that point lol

    • @matthewmitchell3457
      @matthewmitchell3457 Рік тому +3

      Okay, but surely there's a way to conjure up a court case that's interesting enough for TV, right? By "realistic", I don't mean your average, everyday case, but one that could generate headlines but could plausibly happen. And of course you would cut out all the boring parts that aren't strictly necessary and compress the events into whatever length is appropriate. By "as accurate as possible", I don't mean literally as realistic as humanly possible to everyday life, I mean one that doesn't violate established courtroom laws and procedures without acknowledging the unusualness and making it part of the story, that kind of idea.

  • @one_smol_duck
    @one_smol_duck 3 роки тому +364

    You keep asking what promotion the prosecutor was angling for -- clearly he's going for Grand Wizard. I see no other possible explanation.

  • @davidthompson6861
    @davidthompson6861 3 роки тому +215

    I love how when the prosecutor was showing the judge the receipts, the defense counsel started shuffling through his papers as if he expected that he also had them the whole time but had somehow just missed seeing them

    • @pleasedontwatchthese9593
      @pleasedontwatchthese9593 3 роки тому +44

      "Oh, so thats what the piece of paper was"

    • @olli1886
      @olli1886 3 роки тому +36

      "I can't read 🤷‍♂"

    • @drumcorpfreak
      @drumcorpfreak 3 роки тому +5

      The defense attorney was the best part

    • @mpj12345
      @mpj12345 3 роки тому +2

      I'll have you know that counsel has been in every court in America. Many of them as a lawyer.

  • @Aaron00999
    @Aaron00999 Рік тому +7

    The defense attorney didn’t just drop the ball, he forgot it at home.

  • @WestonNey
    @WestonNey 2 роки тому +343

    We’re not just telling stories,
    we’re taking lives.

    • @k1ddystuff
      @k1ddystuff Рік тому +22

      They confuse people to DEATH

  • @sagatparkes
    @sagatparkes 3 роки тому +810

    It's hilarious how much this is breaking Devin's brain.

    • @heart8969
      @heart8969 3 роки тому +9

      This is underrated comment

    • @lordreega8994
      @lordreega8994 3 роки тому +13

      I forgot his name is Devin.

    • @st3am267
      @st3am267 3 роки тому +3

      BRO HE LOOKS LIKE DEVINN WESTON

    • @johndoe6260
      @johndoe6260 3 роки тому +2

      @@st3am267 lmao not really tho

  • @stephenclemence4388
    @stephenclemence4388 3 роки тому +552

    I would love to see a sequel, where we see that he wasn’t doing assault with the deadly weapon in Philly cause he was a serial killer in LA

    • @aleynasurname8172
      @aleynasurname8172 3 роки тому +67

      "Your honour, I couldn't have jumped that woman in the streets with a knife in Philly! I was too busy murdering 3 in Los Angeles!"

    • @sheliavickery8590
      @sheliavickery8590 3 роки тому

      Sorry but it didn't really make any sense you trying .to make funny of someone

    • @marenawheatley5260
      @marenawheatley5260 3 роки тому

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Bread093
      @Bread093 3 роки тому +7

      “your honor, please, I didn’t kill in philly! I killed in La”

    • @darknessflare9699
      @darknessflare9699 3 роки тому

      Are you people trying to be racist not all black people are bad you all should be ashamed of yourselves

  • @SkyPerson
    @SkyPerson 20 днів тому +3

    0:09 “so I’ve actually never SEEN a Dhar Mann video before-“
    SAVE YOURSELF!!!!!

  • @mackmcd
    @mackmcd 3 роки тому +769

    "I've never heard of this guy. Why is Devin picking on his amateur UA-cam video? How many subs does he have?
    ...
    TWELVE MILLION!?! Society is doomed."

    • @julietfischer5056
      @julietfischer5056 3 роки тому +8

      Some of them might be critics.

    • @bombarded15
      @bombarded15 3 роки тому +101

      You'd be surprised how often this garbage gets shared and taken as something deep when it's just such ego trip BS

    • @lilletrille1892
      @lilletrille1892 3 роки тому +52

      @@julietfischer5056 if you read the comments on DM's videos on Facebook you would be blown away from the worship like attitude

    • @Hufflestitcher87
      @Hufflestitcher87 3 роки тому +53

      They are all over Facebook as well. All the scripts are super unrealistic, they're basically just fairytales for grownups. Simplified morality tales and stereotyped characters. I have seen a few here and there when I was scrolling around.

    • @paradoxzee6834
      @paradoxzee6834 3 роки тому +14

      I watch his videos but in a so bad is good kinda way.
      He have no idea how people in real life behave.
      You know what's funny? He made more court episodes who are equaly unrealistic (I'm not a lawer myself)

  • @calook1334
    @calook1334 3 роки тому +2058

    Defendant: "I was in L.A. at the time"
    Prosecutor: "guiltypeoplesaywhat?"
    Defendant: "What?"
    Judge: Roses are red
    Dirt is silty
    If there's one thing I know
    This man is 💥GUILTY💥

  • @bonboll5012
    @bonboll5012 3 роки тому +132

    "Did you know? A trial has Jury and evidence"
    that is possibly the easiest and simplest Did you know ever written on any of his video lmao

  • @silaswhatever
    @silaswhatever Рік тому +8

    1:36 "Dranny Goonzalez" killed me 😭

  • @RydarkVoyager
    @RydarkVoyager 3 роки тому +181

    Defendant's wife: "Why did you help us?"
    Assistant prosecutor: "Dar Mann's script needed me to save lives at this time!"

    • @LukeLikesToDraw
      @LukeLikesToDraw 3 роки тому +3

      I would’ve been like: “You asked me to help you!”

  • @drh0rrible
    @drh0rrible 3 роки тому +142

    I find the idea that Devin watches Danny and Drew in his spare time so wholesome for some reason.

  • @mandarineplayz4154
    @mandarineplayz4154 3 роки тому +833

    I exploded in laughter when I saw: Did you know, trials have a jury and defense?

    • @dharmikcodesstuff1907
      @dharmikcodesstuff1907 3 роки тому +6

      Me too😂

    • @jynxx37
      @jynxx37 3 роки тому

      Same

    • @e_sky3045
      @e_sky3045 3 роки тому +4

      It’s really funny how her lawyer got something so simple as this wrong. Just goes to show no matter how smart you are you can’t be perfect.

    • @hnichole
      @hnichole 3 роки тому +2

      Same! I aspire to that level of passive-aggressiveness. 😂

    • @marcustrelle4898
      @marcustrelle4898 3 роки тому

      A Jury is not always required in certain cases.

  • @ValolitaVetonio
    @ValolitaVetonio 2 місяці тому +5

    5:26 LAWYER THAT KNOWS ACE ATTORNEY IS AWESOME

    • @ghostagonist
      @ghostagonist 3 дні тому

      ACE ATTORNEY MENTIONED ‼️‼️

  • @timesink8947
    @timesink8947 2 роки тому +118

    "Did you know? Trials have a jury and evidence." flashing up during Devin's meltdown had me rolling 😂

  • @an_oracle
    @an_oracle 3 роки тому +524

    7:24 OBJECTION: They would absolutely run a news article about it if the DA managed to get a life sentence for a crime that's max sentencing is 10 years

  • @chesh1rek1tten
    @chesh1rek1tten 3 роки тому +105

    I love how just completely done you are with everything.
    "Sure, why not." 😂

  • @zachw566
    @zachw566 Рік тому +25

    0:32 No lawyer would ever say “did these crimes” in court