I was thinking "Oh man I'm glad I had a best friend in school." And then I thought back to it and realised that I never did actually have a best friend because I was always the third wheel and now I'm super depressed.
+Alyson Jones TORE THE CURTAINS DOWN WINDOWS OPEN NOW MAKE A SOUND (I literally sing that any time someone says "not today" (which is apparently a lot, considering that my friends all hate me now))
Dan: Whether it's that girl, a new friend, or maybe even a boyfriend.. I automatically thought of Dan referring to Phil as his boyfriend. I'll see myself out.
Anybody notice he said "YESTERDAY my mom caught me sect ing on the living room carpet... I have not made eye contact with her in TWO DAYS". Am I the only person who noticed this?.
Dan: I have a vey intense and hard question. And I believe you are the only one who can anwer it. It's not easy but here's the question: I can't actually type the question but here it comes: Why aren't you on fire?
Dear dan I've got a problem I'm in love and obsessed with this UA-camr called dan who makes video with a guy called Phil who's like 16 years older than me
Ok when dan said that he hasn't had any proper friends for the first 18 years of his life, All I can do is spase because We all know that that's when he met Phil and they're just the cutest💖💖💖💖
Dan says that he didn't have a best friend for 18 years and tells a girl that someone else could be her best friend or BOYFRIEND Phil could be both of those for Dan- so he would know what he was talking about. Also Dan said to a girl who thought she was in love with her best friend that life was too short to wait- he either already gave this advice to himself or he need to!!- if you get what i mean.
I have a big problem Dan! Okay so I like this guy but he's 11 years older than me. But I love him but I also ship him with this dude named Phil. My crush's name is Dan. I need help.
the best friend thing is actually weirdly relatable for me. I'm nearly 19 and until last August, I never had a best friend. Or rather, I was never the best friend of *my* best friend. As in my best friend always had someone they liked better. Then I met Liam. He's one of the funniest people I've ever met and I genuinely enjoy every moment I spend with him. Plus he gets along great with my boyfriend. We may even end up at the same college, which I really hope happens. Even if it doesn't, I'm going to make every effort to stay in contact with him, because I'm never going to meet someone as amazing as him ever again. i love you side hobbit
You never really buckshot anything you say. You are funny, but you talk about real things that happen to everyone. Thank you for being so awesome and making my days better and less shift. ^.^
Dan the man I have weird days where I just try to fit in and just do normal shit but then my friends just act like I'm the worst human alive, please help me stop this.
3:54 to 4:24 ---literally made me cry due to the fact that I am have nag that same problem right now and literally all of my life since elementary school. This is why I love Dan as a person, no matter what situation he is In or what he is talking about, people are always able to connect with him on a deeper understanding
I saw the lady on the internet support group photo on a van once and i was like "where have i seen that person before...? INTERNET SUPPORT GROUP!" (this was all in my head) and then started laughing leaving my mum and brother very confusd
"I did not have a best friend for the first 18 years of my life."
Guess who he met when he was 18?
Phil.
Yas
Thats kinda the point of why he says that
he was trying to say that when he met phil he found his bf and knows he won't ever let him down.
Please. No. Why. Just... no. I can't even. You give me feels that go beyond the cosmos.
STOP
HIS FIRST BEST FRIEND WAS PHIL IM CRYING
same
Me too, I'm crafting!!!
Don't cry, craft
Maddy Smith *crafting
IS*
"I did not have a best friend for the first eighteen years of my life."
Oh my god. Phil.
Please excuse me whilst I cry on the floor.
Unicorn In Disguise I knoww. I cri evrytiem.
Saem
***** Same m8
How can you have a best friend when everyone else already has a best friend?
+Caroline Prouvaire THE DAN AND PHIL FRIENDSHIP FEELS. I AM HAPPY HE HAS PHIL AS A FRIEND
OMG I GOT THE PHEELS WHEN HE SAID "I did not have a best friend for the first 18 years of my life."
Danielle Cosino SAME
To what I thought was my email... (my comment
Danielle Cosino A WILD PHIL APPEARED
Danielle Cosino or you got the...
Phil's!
what is my life?
dont cry, craft!
I was thinking "Oh man I'm glad I had a best friend in school." And then I thought back to it and realised that I never did actually have a best friend because I was always the third wheel and now I'm super depressed.
Same, we can all be 3rd wheels together
Let's
+Char_is _gr9 I was a 4th wheel
same....*sighs*
I relate, I'm always invisible, we will be lonely together. yay T-T
"or maybe even a boyfriend"
The emphasis on the word boyfriend
I was looking for this comment now I can continue watching thanks guys.
Celine Joe still sh00k
madewithrealolive honestly same XD
I'm in love with my best friend.
Dan: "Here we go."
...somebody sounds like he's seen this before...
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Omg I didn't get it at first xD
Eyes go wide and tries not to scream!!!!!!!!!!!!! O_O
Omg it's Philllllllyyyyyy
+somethingelse yeah coz he would know all about falling in love with his best friend...;;;)))
When you realize he actually answered your question 3 years ago and never noticed... Cringing too much
who were u?
Elaine
Wait there wasn't an Elaine
The Aubrey/12/USA
+HeyItzElaine! That's so cool and also I have like the exact same problem as you had but it's fine because I'm moving schools:)
i had the worst cringe attack when he said "sup diggity dogs"
Same😂😂
same
I paused the video and never wanted to press play. too cringey
OMG IKR
Y'all should all get over yourselves.
here's an idea, if you like someone, confess to them on april fools nad if they reject you, play it off as a joke nad if they accept, great!
best thing ever
But what if they don't reject you and he/she tries to kiss you and before your lips touch she/he just says "April fools day"
Catalina Aguirre then you shouldn't be liking such a douche anyways, kick him in the balls or somthing
best. advice. ever
+abbie lee that is the greatest advice ever
I love how he gets slowly more professional but drunk in each video.
Dan: I did not have a best friend for the first the 18 years of my life
Guess who he met in his 19th year.
forget bukkake, I'm crying because someone RickRolled him. Whoever sent that, I'd like to meet you and give you a high five oh my lord.
Yes. I am very proud of that person
What does rick rolled mean??!
Derpy Girl When someone tricks you into watching the music video for Rick Astley's Never Gonna Give You Up by sending a link or something
Haha yup
Same here
"I didnt have a bestfriend for the first 18 years of my life" * sees picture of Phil * *CRIPPLING PAIN OW MY HEART*
I'm just like yes!!!!
+Jessica Morey I HAD NO FRIENDS, TILL I WAS 18, OH YOU SAVED ME, I WAS LONELY
+Kokoccrunch Phangirl I WAS LOOOONELLLLLLYYYYYYYY
DO YOU REMEMBER THE TIME?
WHEN WE FIRST MET AT THE TRAIN STATION.
DO YOU REMEMBER THE TIME?
TypicalTumblrgirl HEAD ON MY SHOULDERS AND FINGERS INTERTWINED!
Oh fuck me with a spork, would hurt less
When you said Helena I thought of the song from My Chemical Romance
Soooo looonng and gooodnightttt
lol me too
Then there's me... I thought of the character, from the Shakespeare play A Midsummer Night's Dream.
...
I love your name!!
SO LONG AND GOOD NIGHT SOO LONGG AND GOOODNIGHTT
Why isn't anyone talking about "oh man, dude!" At 2:31 ? Like wow Dan. Sk8er boy.
Lucy Haynes I replayed it like 30,000,000 times
That sounded all kinds of wrong
Sk8er Boi
Sk8r spaghetti
He said cya l8er boy
_"I did not have a best friend for the first 18 years of my life."_
excuse me while I craft all the squareflakes in a corner
Great job to whoever sent the email and rickrolled Dan XD
Best thing I've seen today
|-/
|-/
Hello random fellow clique members
beth p and hello to you as well!
Helena...
SO LONG & GOODNIGHT !!!
I cri
WHAT'S THE WORST THAT I COULD SAY
THINKS ARE BETTER IF I STAY
+emo kitten dark lord *things lol
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS MCR WILL NEVER DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!1111111111111111!!!!!!!!!!!!!
4:25
WHAT'S THE WORST THING I COULD SAAAAYYY
THINGS ARE BETTER IF I STAAAYYY
SO LONG AND GOODNIGHT!
SO LONG AND GOODNIIIGGHT!
He said helena the way he says 'phil" shes a lucky lil microwave
😂
MY NAME'S HELENA but I don't understand what you're trying to say here xD
your comment made my day 😂
Zoe Evans I'm a microwave :3
so long and goodnight
Dan: *looks at tiny wine bottle* not today
Me: Heard ya say, not today
+Alyson Jones SAME
+Alyson Jones I was just about to comment that lol
+Alyson Jones TORE THE CURTAINS DOWN WINDOWS OPEN NOW MAKE A SOUND (I literally sing that any time someone says "not today" (which is apparently a lot, considering that my friends all hate me now))
Nemø's Fall Øut Rømance! At The Discø yessss
+Nemø's Fall Øut Rømance! At The Discø its ok whenever someone says "where'd you go" i start busting out in the Be Concerned rap
THE FACT THAT HE'S WEARING A BLACK SHIRT AND SITTING IN A RED CHAIR AND SOMEONE NAMED HELENA I JUST SFHUIGHAIG SOMEONE HELP ME
IK
Frnkspubes.plz SO LONG AND GOODNIGHTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
Phankilljoy YESS
Frnkspubes.plz UR USERNAME GIVES ME LIFE
Phankilljoy YOURS IS GREAT
It's been 3 years and one day since this was uploaded..
😹
6 years now 👀
7 years now
love how he rolls his eyes at 0:21
:O
Just wondering whether the "sample text"-text at 5:15 was intentional or not...
no, it wasnt :P
I thought that too
Holly shit how did I not notice that?!?
IfUnicornsRuledTheWorld yeah...
IfUnicornsRuledTheWorld how didn't I see that? 😹
5:00 "I'm so DUN. I'm DUN."
SO AM I. |-/
1)Did he get rick rolled?! 😂
2)Dose anyone remember that?
3)Dose anyone do that anymore
Lapiz Lady
I dose
Nico di Angelo
I love your name😄😄
Nico di Angelo OMIGOSH NICOIRJEKDJSKDJD
Nico di Angelo ey look at my profile pictureee
Nico di Angelo well i mean its not like youll talk to me in camp, soooo
question: if the mother caught his son sexing his girlfriend yesterday, why didn't he look in his mom's eyes for two days?
1 day was yesterday 2 day was today
+Ajoesuggphan stephen clearly says: "I haven't made eye contact with her in two days" which literally means two days
bc it was an awkward experience
*x files theme plays*
because it was so awkward that he bent time and space so he could avoid eye contact with her for 2 days
I don't get how Dan's friends like other people more than him
Dan: Whether it's that girl, a new friend, or maybe even a boyfriend..
I automatically thought of Dan referring to Phil as his boyfriend. I'll see myself out.
I did exactly the same!
Omg
saME
***** I didn't even reply to you...
you are nearly at 5 million subsribers
if that guy who searched bukkake is banned from the internet how did he send that email. 🤔
Online and Internet are different things.
That's what I thought
Naya Ornad no... when you go online, you are going on the internet.
You can go on the app without internet though.
RandomRants 57 🤦♀️
Is nobody going to comment on the editing mistake at 5:16 heh..
SAMPLE TEXT
i thought of that too XD
+liz loh I laughed so hard at that part XD
I know I saw that and I was laughing so hard
Omggg 😂😂
Anybody notice he said
"YESTERDAY my mom caught me sect ing on the living room carpet... I have not made eye contact with her in TWO DAYS".
Am I the only person who noticed this?.
Well if it was yesterday morning then all of that day and he sent the email the next night x
One answer:
TIME MACHINE
Catherine Fenton i just realized that I FEEL LIKE A F-ING IDIOT
Catherine Fenton JUST REALIZED DHJGKSDUIGDUIGEWDUYIG
Catherine Fenton I noticed too
Dan:
I have a vey intense and hard question. And I believe you are the only one who can anwer it. It's not easy but here's the question:
I can't actually type the question but here it comes:
Why aren't you on fire?
Omfg. Dude, you amazing person.
Yes
Have you seen him? It's impossible to be that hot without being on fire.
You deserve a noble prize just for typing that!!
He looks so good in this shirt
Kelly Russell he looks good in every shirt
+21 Crybabies Phanic! at the Fricking Disco
True
Dear dan I've got a problem
I'm in love and obsessed with this UA-camr called dan who makes video with a guy called Phil who's like 16 years older than me
Robyn same................................................
Tbh, same .
Robyn *5
Same......... BUT I LOVE MY FAN GIRL WHENEVER I SEE HIM because he is just so cute😗
So your like 11 btw SAAAAAAME
Phil/28/London
I think I'm in love with my best friend.
Well phil just let it all out I'm sure you're best friend will love you too
Shockblast103 Dan and Phil...
Odessarose Jackson if you mean dan's boyfriend,
YES
I'm sad because not many people got this.
imaGINE IF PHIL EMAILED THAT TO DAN LIKE OMG
YES.JUST YES.
I love how dad suddenly goes all manly when he knows the questions been sent by a guy hes like "aw man" and "dude" xox
Haha I never noticed that!! 😂😂😂
Usual Dan: Hey/Hello Internet
Dan in this vid: Sup diggididogs
Anyone else here form 7th internet support group vid
Me
Im rewatching all of them because of the 7th one
yes
Same
+Emma Moonen PROTIP!
When Dan said he didn't have any friends until he was about 18, I realized he was talking about when he met Phil. Aww!
All of Dans videos consist of me thrusting my head back with a cackle and rewinding to see the part over and over again
Damn the temptation to email that address is STRONG in 2020.
dan... you said it yourself. Life is too short. Now get the hell with phil.
I love your profile picture xd
+CringeyPidgey PREACH!!!
+CringeyPidgey don't push it. Yeah, i'm guilty of shipping it. But don't make them uncomfortable
+CringeyPidgey I don't ship them like that i was just joking but i do ship them as forever friends :>
:>
Ok when dan said that he hasn't had any proper friends for the first 18 years of his life, All I can do is spase because We all know that that's when he met Phil and they're just the cutest💖💖💖💖
"I did not have a best friend for the first 18 years of my life" I'm dead.
5:16
"sample text"
NICE GOING
spazzycat28 PEPE
Wat
wow nice rare pepe
LOLZOR
Jam Steps halp me
I googled bukkake and I regret it so freaking much
I did the same 😂😂
Same, except I don't regret it....Jk Jk
What does it mean I'm afraid to google it 😂😂
sexual things
THIS IS BUGGING ME BUT I KNOW IF I LOOK IT UP I'LL WANT TO CRAWL INTO A HOLE FOR FIFTEEN YEARS
Not Today |-/
yES
|-/
YES.
YES
Torn the curtains down
phil/29/London
Dan
I have a crush on my best friend/roomate and dont know what to do
help!!!
OH MY GOD
I ACTUALLY SENT HIM THAT A FEW MONTHS AGO LMAO I HOPE HE READS IT
+iiQuirkii dude why would you do tjat
InvisibleCinnamon cause it's true
omg XD I see what you did there
"For the first 18 years of my life I did not have a best friend."
Holy.
Shit.
I just died.
That rick roll though!!!!!
XD
What is it "bukakke"
Dan says that he didn't have a best friend for 18 years and tells a girl that someone else could be her best friend or BOYFRIEND Phil could be both of those for Dan- so he would know what he was talking about.
Also Dan said to a girl who thought she was in love with her best friend that life was too short to wait- he either already gave this advice to himself or he need to!!- if you get what i mean.
-_-
no. just, no.
when
no shoot up
69th like
i literally just watched his exams vid and then came here and a person asks for advice on exams.
EYYYY SAMEEE
Lol same!!!!!!XDXD
Omg me too
Look at Dan being--well, attempting to be--all supportive.
..... I just googled Bukkake..... NOBODY SEARCH IT! PLEASE, DONT!
Oh my god, I did it. Why didn't I listen to you! I'm now scarred for life.
*weeps* ahh o dear god why ahhhh
Chloboww whats Bukkake? O.O
Don't worry never look it up xD
WHY DIDNT I LISTENNN
I love how sometimes he actually gives advice and then he just goes "lmao sorry guy nope"
"I did not have a bestfriend for the first 18 years of my life" DAMN DAN, THE PHEELS!😭❤🖤
I have a big problem Dan! Okay so I like this guy but he's 11 years older than me. But I love him but I also ship him with this dude named Phil. My crush's name is Dan. I need help.
*le slow clap*
I just died. Oh my gods. I am trying not to laugh and cringe at the same time. Holy crap.
Hahahahahah ... You're living my life
You are not alone... Trust me.
I choked on water
to everyone complaining about bukkake you must have never seen the human centipede
so much regret
SO MUCH FUCKING REGRET
Halie Howlter
i kNOW RIGHT MAN
Halie Howlter I have seen it... you can literally make a whole separate galaxy with all the regret I have.
You Wouldn't Understand. I have so much regret you wouldn't understand.
Halie Howlter Are you making a pun on my username? Is this an inside joke? I WANT ANSWERS.
So Dan met Phil when he was 18... does that mean that Phil was his first best friend? If so, ADORABLE!!!!!!!!!!!
the best friend thing is actually weirdly relatable for me. I'm nearly 19 and until last August, I never had a best friend. Or rather, I was never the best friend of *my* best friend. As in my best friend always had someone they liked better. Then I met Liam. He's one of the funniest people I've ever met and I genuinely enjoy every moment I spend with him. Plus he gets along great with my boyfriend. We may even end up at the same college, which I really hope happens. Even if it doesn't, I'm going to make every effort to stay in contact with him, because I'm never going to meet someone as amazing as him ever again. i love you side hobbit
Is it bad that I already knew what bukkake was?
do a third. now.
4:25 SO LONG AND GOODNIGHT
oH
THE FEELS.
+juliafabulous GET OUT OF HERE, NOW
*cried* YYYYYYYY 😭
LITERALLY ME
4:00 im not crying youre crying
My mom walked in on me drawing Phil naked...
...
...well, shit.
You deserve a commy.
Ouch at least you didn't add any certain parts to it right
***** They said drawing. Wot
Brilliant! The last question was EXACTLY what I'd send.... that song, lol, made me laugh!
I FELL OFF OF MY BED WHEN YOU GOT RICK ROLLED I WAS LAUGHING SO HARD H A H A H A H A
*wine stares at dan*
Dan: not today
Me: HEARD YOU SAY
NOT TODAY
Chloe Hunt SAME JSJSJJAKAJA
Chloe Hunt TORE THE CURTAINS DOWN, WINDOWS OPEN NOW MAKE A SOUND
herd your voice there's no choice
okay so googled bukkake....dont google bukkake
that 5 seconds until the monitor went on were so uncomfortable
I hadn't watched this in years and I still knew what was coming at the end because I have the link memorized
The fact that he linked a help line in the description makes me love him even more
I didnt know what bukkake was so I googled it and I made the mistake of clicking images
HELP ME IM ONLY 12
IM ONLY 12 AND I DID THE SAME. I UNDERSTAND YOUR PAIN
AH THE HORROR THE HOOORRROOOORRRR
At least we still can get on the internet. And I sorta deleted my history
I DONE THE SAME AND IM 10 HELP PLEASE
Yes go to, sweet adorable cute Phil
Dan: "I did not had a best friend for the first 18 years"
Me: AWWWWWW THERE GOES MY FEELINGS DJDOSMDKDLDMDMD
You never really buckshot anything you say. You are funny, but you talk about real things that happen to everyone. Thank you for being so awesome and making my days better and less shift. ^.^
Günther/55/Gemany
55!!! WHAT!!!
+Merve it was a joke
Wait...people are going to DAN for advice now?
This is the apocalypse.
I think you mean the ALPACAlypse
Eirlys Barbara Yes! ALPACALYPSE!
Dan the man ;)
I'm not even sorry.
xMizzoox #sorrynotsorry
Now Jack is old enough to navigate the internet without having to ask his mom for permission. Beatiful
Dan the man
I have weird days where I just try to fit in and just do normal shit but then my friends just act like I'm the worst human alive, please help me stop this.
uhmm... uh... Sorry i cant help you goodbye
Your friends suck. Find new ones.
Why did that fan art make me shed a tear!? Oh shit now there is mascara in my eye!!
4:58 for anyone who hasn't watched this yet, this is the saddest moment in the video...
This video also made me learn what bukkake was at 12. Thanks Dan
THE LAST ONE OH MY GOSH
Siena Gallo yeah, my sister jenny
What was the song called that started playing?
Rick rolled 😂sorry spoiler
"I never had a best friend the first eighteen years of my life" sorry that me cry inside that he says Phil is his best friend AGH ♥️
1:08 did anyone else find that oddly motivational lol?
everyone: *looks up bukkake after jake talks about it*
I GOOGLED BUKKAKE END MY LIFE
What is it?
what is it
its is when a boy lets out stuff after making out......
+Maria Rivas oh my
lol
That drawing was flawlessly beautiful
she rick rolled him i died
3:19 dan better hope no one finds this and cancels him
That intro was the most awkward thing I've ever seen
But that's why we love you dan😂🖤
There's something so perfect and adorable about being able to see Dan talking to the tripod in the monitor reflection for the first bit of the video
don't google bukkake ..... just don't !!
"I did not have a best friend for the first 18 years of my life" AWWWWEEWEWEWEWEWEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
4:46 i freaking spitted water xD
rose ishere I spat hot chocolate all over my mums new white carpet 🙅😂
+Ellie Grantham oh no! D:
3:54 to 4:24 ---literally made me cry due to the fact that I am have nag that same problem right now and literally all of my life since elementary school. This is why I love Dan as a person, no matter what situation he is In or what he is talking about, people are always able to connect with him on a deeper understanding
I saw the lady on the internet support group photo on a van once and i was like "where have i seen that person before...? INTERNET SUPPORT GROUP!" (this was all in my head) and then started laughing leaving my mum and brother very confusd