+Joseph Atari As he said for someone else, "...none of your damn business..." I mean really, I drink no more than two strong drinks for parties only. I figure, if you aren't more than 40% alcohol in body weight, you're good. Heh.
Reuben: technically she my cousin but... Dan: No no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no... me: gradually moves away from screen every time he says no*
Guys he did warn us. Of course in typical Dan style it took him over a year to actually change it but we were warned it was coming. We just didn't think he was serious.
I had a dream I went shopping with Dan and Phil and then we went to their house and me and Phil made pancakes together while Dan had an existential crisis because a carrot talked. Then me Dan and Phil all ate pancakes together.
I had a dream where me and Dan got into a sing off to the song "confident" by Demi lovato and afterwards me and my friend started crying because we watched Phil fill out a paper and it was weird
I had a dream where Phil died and I was really upset and I lived in this weird house and Dan made a video for Phil where it was just all these strange cartoons of Phil doing weird stuff
I had a dream where Dan and Phil did a concert in my home town then Dan went to my house with me to make dinner for Phil with me while Phil was out shopping then we went swimming in my pool! Idk
if dan and phil did these support vids together: "Don't worry I've seen genital herpes before" "What the hell do ur fans do to themselves" "Why do ur fans do that to u Dan" "We have the same fans, Phil"
5:16-5:37 knowing dan i expected him to be sarcastic and shit but that was one of the most uplifting things ive ever heard i crafting and eating right now
its nice to finally be able to see phandom comments on an ACTUAL PHANDOM VIDEO AND NOT SOME RANDOM EMO OR BUZZFEED VIDEO THAT HAPPENS TO MAKE SOME MINUSCULE REFERENCE TO DAN AND PHIL THAT THEN RESULTS IN A PHANDOM KUMBAYA ON SOME RANDOM VIDEO
Was anyone else at around 5:25 hyperventilating while panicking while horrifically staring at the screen at dans drink thinking AAAH FONT SPILL PLEASE DAN JUST PUT THE MUG DOWN
4:41 I googled it and Azazel is the name of a demon from the Bible... Wow, Dan... Didn't know you had that much Bible knowledge... Impressive... Also, I think either you got really cleverly trolled or, this persons parents just picked out a super bad name and they actually are a psychopath...
Dan taught me some fancy words, and I didn't realize that absolutely NO ONE ELSE uses them... words like excruciating and extravagant. The way I figured out I was using words from Dan is because my friend and I were talking and I said "My eye is in excruciating pain right now!", and my friend replied with," Im surprised you actually know that word...." THANKS DAN :D
clifford卌hemmings卌hood卌irwin卌卌mali卌 Yes, but I tend not to have a very good vocabulary, not that I'm dumb, I just don't find interest in big words. The fact that Dan has taught me some decently sized ones is kinda a deal that could be big in ways
2016 me when I hear Dan say he'll change his username: "Haha he wouldn't dare!" 2017 me when I hear Dan say he'll change his username: "God Dammit!" 😂😭😭💗
"Technically she is my cousin- nononononononononononononononononononononononononono" 😂😂love this
Lol
+Luna Lovegood I love Percy Jackson
What's that I hear? Ah... it's those incest couples all around the world crying in the back of the room again. Oh, dear.
+Luna Lovegood Yay! The PJO fandom is everywhere! Rejoice, brethren!
Weren't Phils Grandparents cousins tho😂😂
Well then, we officially turned Dan into an alcoholic
#protip
PROTIP
PROTIP
Like he wasn't anyway I mean what nice weather we're having perfect Days for staying inside and going on the internet
+Joseph Atari As he said for someone else, "...none of your damn business..." I mean really, I drink no more than two strong drinks for parties only. I figure, if you aren't more than 40% alcohol in body weight, you're good. Heh.
Reuben: technically she my cousin but...
Dan: No no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no...
me: gradually moves away from screen every time he says no*
Literally just realized Dan is drinking out of a Winnie the Pooh mug
Alcohol and coffee,out of a Winnie the Pooh mug
"so apparently two of my best friends started drinking"
*dan whistling while slowly hiding the alcohol*
xD
@Joanna Samantha idk, hello
Dan: just a splash
Dan: it doesn't count
Dan: still a morning coffee
Me: ...the bottle is nearly empty
Elli.goes.supernatural More like the bottle IS empty.
Elli.goes.supernatural okay tbh I jut freaked out be if that’s you in your pfp you look like me
Elli.goes.supernatural no but seriously you really look like me
Two shots of vodka....
He warned us in this video
On The Wall We didn’t listen
we didnt believe
"i am changing this username at some point"
well
helmi I was thinking about that too, sad reality am I right
Roos ikr ;-;
I was looking for this comment 😭
ALL AROUND ME ARE FAMILIAR FACES
helmi at least he warned us
Guys he did warn us.
Of course in typical Dan style it took him over a year to actually change it but we were warned it was coming.
We just didn't think he was serious.
Azalea Woodley he also warned us about getting four videos a year
Leighisnotfunny. It’s been. Eight. Months.
It's all Toby's fault
King Jargle The Bold over a year now jesus christ
HES BACK!!! And I oop-
"Just a splash"
reminds me of
"Two shots of vodka"
I literally said the same thing to my sister! 😂😂😂
xD
SAAAAME
OMG yes XD
we have the same name lol
HEY YOU SEXY NOODLE
😂😂😂😂😂
I'm eating noodles...
Hi
Hey Daniel the spaniel! :'D
Hi
Dan"I will change my name at some point so prepare yourself for that"
*Me sobs in corner*
Hollie Mai it had happened 😭
and i thought he was kidding when he said that...NOPE
TOO SOON
Hollie Mai don't worry, it could be his last name
Edit: I read the comment before I heard that so sorry
I WASNT PREPARED
it's not a fashion statement, it's a fucking deathwish.
Hater
+Indiana Kitten no that was a reference to My Chemical Romance
+Indiana Kitten It's a reference to a band.
HEHEHEHEHEHEHE
+Ojocat i thought the same thing
I really wanted to know what happened After "she's technically my cousin, but..."
+Jolie Alexandra same
+Jolie Alexandra yesss what happpeeenned
Sameeeee
my friend said that to me once 😐😐😐.....
Probably went on to say it's my adoptive cousin.
is no one gonna talk about the fact that he's drinking coffee froma winnie the pooh mug? my heart is no longer beating bYE
IKR?!?!?
lol me too😊😂
Me 2 I feel ya
+Ishika Singh (Heart beat machine thingy) Boop Boop Boop Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee *breaths in* eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep.
Bye. Rest In Peace. 🙏🏻
but he loves Winnie the Pooh , so it's not really surprising..?
Well here he predicted Daniel Howell change...
it's not a prediction if it was planned
"hey you sexy noodle" I FUCKIN DIE of LAUGHTER
Lol
Yass
same yea
same xD
"hi Daniel the spaniel"😂😂😂
Because it wouldn't be the Internet Support Group without a little bit of alcohol.
XD
I'm literally always waiting for the alcohol, I have a problem
ikr right
It was vanilla extract
Yep😂
all the damn nicknames in this one XD
HEY
+maggienificent LOL MAGGIE HI FANCY SEEING YOU HERE
Dan nicknames xD
OH HAII I KNOW YOU FROM ALLMINECRAFT
xD
"I am going to change this channels name at some point"
2:29 It's not a Fashion Statement It's a F*cking Deathwish
Ayyyyy
Oml yes!
by Fall Out Boy
\•_•/
yAAaaaSSs KILLJOYSSS
Oh my gosh that Winnie the Pooh mug! I love it so much.
Jordan ann in touch with his bear side ^^
MyNameIsNotJorge I have that cup.
MyNameIsNotJorge I only liked this so it would have 666 likes.
MyNameIsNotJorge same
What if Dan accidentally got drunk on camera?
He could just edit it out, unless he was on live.
+Lucy Jenning that happened
+Doma Zawicka what vid
+Doma Zawicka what vid
no he did I was just imagining it xD
Dan, floaties aren't a fashion statement, they're a death wish.
kate mariee that joke was CANCER. Thanks for the venom🙄
YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. I AM CRYING. YES. YES. YES.
Yes! Killjoys make some noise!
katertot .-. F U C
I was looking for this comment
Damnit, dan needs a bigger cup/mug
True
+Anna Houn who else was disappointed that dan didn't read out their email
+Elizabeth Scott me
+Anna Houn damn daniel
NO
Yes
same.
ily
Waifu
oh hi Amanda
Hi Amanda
Am I the only one who died a little when I saw dan's mug?
No😵😵
I WANT IT
no
I have the same mug
*comes here after new video*
"Hi Dan is not on fire!" *lmao*
"IT'S NOT A FASHION STATEMENT IT'S A DEATH WISH"
FINALLY
AAAARGH MCR D:
God hates Zoethelittlefluck I STARTED SEARCHING THE COMMENTS FOR THIS WHEN HE SAID WHAT HE SAID!!!!!!
I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO NOTICED!!!!!! now i feel like i have friends
Dany PTV i did the same exact thing. i don't know if it was intentional. i hope it was
does it slightly bother anyone else that he doesn't completely dump out all the alcohol from the bottle
IKR
I thought I was the only one
+Maddy Mohring LUKE HEMMINGS
I noticdd and im so annoyed
+lana same Cx
Dan's face in the thumbnail give me life
same
It took a bit of mine...
+Mr. Dodvov I had no life to take
EVERYONE
HE LITERALLY SAID HERE "IM GONNA CHANGE THIS CHANNEL'S NAME AT SOME POINT"
GUESS
WHAT
HE
DID
*EXACTLY*
I had a dream I went shopping with Dan and Phil and then we went to their house and me and Phil made pancakes together while Dan had an existential crisis because a carrot talked. Then me Dan and Phil all ate pancakes together.
what
I had a dream where me and Dan got into a sing off to the song "confident" by Demi lovato and afterwards me and my friend started crying because we watched Phil fill out a paper and it was weird
well everyone, this shows how our mind is a very weird place. Do not dwell any further, or rainbow unicorns will shit rainbows on your face.
I had a dream where Phil died and I was really upset and I lived in this weird house and Dan made a video for Phil where it was just all these strange cartoons of Phil doing weird stuff
I had a dream where Dan and Phil did a concert in my home town then Dan went to my house with me to make dinner for Phil with me while Phil was out shopping then we went swimming in my pool! Idk
Nobody gonna talk about the Don't Hug Me I'm Scared reference.....ok
NAVI SAN ikr! where did all the dhmis fans go?
NAVI SAN ikr where is everyone????
NAVI SAN I'M HEEEERREEE
NAVI SAN my best friend really likes them, I'm vaguely horrified but also kinda curious
IKR
Hello, Dan is not on fire.
leave
Hey daniel the spaniel
+Mysticx Infinity okay i'll leave
Hey you sexy noodle.
Hi Daniel The Spaniel
He really isn't Dani snot on fire anymore...
i swear to god if dan changes his username i will be fuRIOUS
Fr
Will you be...
On fire?
ILL SEE MYSELF OUT
Your favourite Undertale trash; Lylah you bitch
+Sydney Clarke yeah just have fun when he literally catches on fire again
+Your favourite Undertale trash; Lylah gET OUT
Azazel killed Mary and Jess and a convent of nuns in Supernatural.
ShutUpItsLeigh he wasn't the best....
hello fellow spn fan I am here to cry about s13 with you
Leigh Libero SOMEONE WHO SPEAKS MY LANGUAGE!!
ohmygod my first thoughts when he said the name
Oh my Chuck I hated him
if dan and phil did these support vids together:
"Don't worry I've seen genital herpes before"
"What the hell do ur fans do to themselves"
"Why do ur fans do that to u Dan"
"We have the same fans, Phil"
hi dan is not on fire
Hey u saxy nodile
Dani snot on fire
awwwww... his coffee mug is soooo cuuuuuuuuttttttteeeeee!!
Caleb Adams I knowww😂😂❤️❤️
Yep!!
ive never clicked on a video so fast
SAME!!!
I did too! He hasn't posted anything in a while... But I still love him he's so relatable
+alyssa ㅤㅤ agreed
SAME
SAME M80
I'm so glad you're drinking cuz no one else is drinking with me right now. I know its sad
I'll drink with you 🍺😄
Kristina Dechert I'm not lesbian
HE WARNED US ABOUT THE NAME CHANGE BUT I STILL WASNT READY
i love this series
beautiful advice dan
yes!
Your videos are great dude 👍🏼
+Steven Deng KPOP STEVENNNNNNN
+Steven Deng KPOP well hello Steven! I'm a big fan. how lovely it is to see you here.
damn daniel, back at it again with the white shirt!
Don't.
Just leave
leave
just stop.
➡️🚪
I just spent about 30 minutes composing an email to Dan that will 100% likely never be read.
What is my life...
Same
+Minty Jenn same
Yup
Same
I impersonated my classmate in an email to him.
Dan: I swear I'm gonna change my name.
Phandom: well shit he actually did it.
3:09 Why am I so mesmerized by Dan's face as he took off the lid?? I watched that at least 7 times
XD
Yes. Judas Priest yes.
+Emmeroo HOLY CRAP I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE
+Emmeroo im a guy and it looks like one of my child photos
CAN SOMEONE PLS MAKE A GIF ON THAT
Jesus can walk on water.
Ice is 100% water.
I can walk on ice.
Therefore I am 100% Jesus.
Bow down peasants.
Ahahahaha
Hello Jesus
+Whitney Dai you are the good in the world and not bc ur jesus
Watch crash course philosophy's very first episode.
+Whitney Dai i like your logic. xD
"give me a good thumbing" 6:10 come on dan you're just asking for it now
lmao.
oh my god i love you
+rowyal oh my gosh your profile picture!! I love I Love Lucy!
Alexis Inch
thank you! :)
Azazel is indeed the name of a demon.....
I don't like him....
He has a burning ladies on ceiling kink..... It's kinda scary...
spn flashbacks
YASSSSSSSSSSS FINALLY I have been searching for a commend like this. *cries in season 13*
Yes supernatural
Mary nO
Ugh yeah ikr it's super weird
Why is nobody talking about the fucking winnie the pooh mug
My thoughts EXACTLY
twentyonefallouthoizonsatthedisco I was about to comment that
twentyonefallouthoizonsatthedisco 100th like
so true why dose he have it
Because he is the personification of Winnie the Pooh
"give me a good thumbing" wow
😏
Fr keep it pg danyul
Let the fanfictions begin 😂
Take advantage of this, he might not ask again.
The Fifth Commandment Of The Danosaur
"Thou shalt thumb thy sexy noodle"
i have post tatinof depression and it's Dan's birthday. Two good reasons to binge.
literally same
I saw them last night and it was beautiful and now I don't know what to do with my life
+Alayna Flores same
Same...
yes
"HELLO DAN IS NOT ON FIRE"
.............................................................................................................. RIP
That kid who said he can't swim?
HE CAN'T SWIM, HE CAN'T DANCE, AND HE PROBABLY DOESN'T KNOW KARATE
|-/
Twenty Øne Phans At My Chemical Disco |-/ hello fren
Dark shifter |-/ it's good to have frens here.
Dark shifter i love how everyone only noticed tøp and not the actual comment w the mcr reference
Lol
2:22 "its not a fashion statement, its a deathwish"
Omg
FUCK
THATS WHAT I THOUGHT
+trash #57 (ProbablyNotTreCool) I WAS THINKING THAT!!!
+trash #57 (ProbablyNotTreCool) saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaame
This series is hilarious!
agreed
steven omo ars realy its you
Omg Steven!
재클린 so meny kpop fan 😂
you are literally everywhere i go i love it
"I'm going to change the Chanel's name at some point." HE WARNED US!!!!!!!!
5:16-5:37
knowing dan i expected him to be sarcastic and shit but that was one of the most uplifting things ive ever heard i crafting and eating right now
im*
k
SAME THO
' don't hug me I'm scared ' scared me so much
*scares
Where?
I hate that series...........I had nightmares ~shudders~
I love dhmis though XD
+RaiyanaSoul I am in the fandom. Lol
Dan is literally a walking and talking tumblr
PROTIP
true
yes very much so
Probably why I relate to him so much.
daniel: two shots of vodka
daniel: **pours the entire bottle**
it's not a fashion statement, it's a death wish
OMFG!!
+Chelsea Allen Internally Screaming
that was immediately what I thought omfg
you seconded my thoughts
DID ANYBODY SAY MCR
2:37 It annoys me that that cup isn't directly on the coaster
Animal Jam Awesome Player yes
damn daniel back at it again with the once a month uploads
Savage
the shade
them cuts though
shiaat! Such shade, much savage!
+Mille Christiansen i really think it's time for that meme to retire
dan is not on fire
daniel howell
hi
2k17
bye
nastya doronina bitch it's 2k18, get updated yo
Damn Daniel back at it again with the drinking and support
😂
No.
+Kayla The Awkward I'm sorry
+Dirty Dan the meme is but my terrible sense of humour isn't
Hahaha omg
don't hug me i'm scared reference so slick
Ikr
+Lili Madison McDonald when did he say it? :))
don't cry craft
+Leejay Winter 6:04
+Paul C I find them funny tbh
That one girl with the bellybutton fetish should watch Girls/Girls/Boys by Panic! At The Disco
Just replay as much as you wish
Every one should watch that video.
YESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYES
Yes
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
“Technically.... she’s my cousin”
no *no* *_no_* NO *NO* *_NO_*
its nice to finally be able to see phandom comments on an ACTUAL PHANDOM VIDEO AND NOT SOME RANDOM EMO OR BUZZFEED VIDEO THAT HAPPENS TO MAKE SOME MINUSCULE REFERENCE TO DAN AND PHIL THAT THEN RESULTS IN A PHANDOM KUMBAYA ON SOME RANDOM VIDEO
But the comments are 99.9% damn Daniel :/
YES
+Carly Nixon Supernatural Family??
PHANDOM KUMBAYA IM DEFINITELY USING THIS
BEST COMMENT EVER XD
Was anyone else at around 5:25 hyperventilating while panicking while horrifically staring at the screen at dans drink thinking AAAH FONT SPILL PLEASE DAN JUST PUT THE MUG DOWN
+Anya Knowles She's your ghost.
Anya's Ghost
+Beth Knowles SAME
4:41 I googled it and Azazel is the name of a demon from the Bible...
Wow, Dan... Didn't know you had that much Bible knowledge... Impressive...
Also, I think either you got really cleverly trolled or, this persons parents just picked out a super bad name and they actually are a psychopath...
Ina Siemens it is another name for Satan in the Quran
He went to Sunday school
Hey it’s me It’s also a demon who murdered the main characters’ mother in supernatural
4 years late but this comment made me remember a kid on my brother's class that was named "Beelzebub", everyone called him Bell.
Man he really foreshadowed changing his name in this and only realizing this as I watched it back years later
Anyone else wondering what came after the 'technically she's my cousin BUT...'?? I REALLY WANNA KNOW
Saaame
SAME HERE OMG
+James Chapman probably like "she's not a close cousin, she's my eighth cousin" (atleast i hope lmao)
NONONONONONONONONO
DHMIS fandom appears!
SAME WTF
Dan taught me some fancy words, and I didn't realize that absolutely NO ONE ELSE uses them... words like excruciating and extravagant. The way I figured out I was using words from Dan is because my friend and I were talking and I said "My eye is in excruciating pain right now!", and my friend replied with," Im surprised you actually know that word...." THANKS DAN :D
excruciating isnt a fancy word and quite a lot of people use it
clifford卌hemmings卌hood卌irwin卌卌mali卌 Yes, but I tend not to have a very good vocabulary, not that I'm dumb, I just don't find interest in big words. The fact that Dan has taught me some decently sized ones is kinda a deal that could be big in ways
Dear Azazel, don't wanna scare you but it probably was the Winchesters.
omg
Yassss
+Ire Pigreco I came here to comment something along those lines. I foud this was the first coment. So proud.
+mjölnerd samesame
I THOUGHT THE SAMEEEEEEE
Well turns out he did end up changing his name
"I'm a hot mess"
Or is he just hot?
Hot enough to be on fire?
Yeah
Dan is not on fire
sorry
+TRᗩᔕᖺ ᕮᙢᕈᖇᙓᔕᔕ Oh my god.
Haha because he is called Dan is not on fire
I CAN'T...
HE EDITED THE CLOCK FROM DHMIS ONTO HIS FACE I'M CRYING
I NOTICed THAT TOO FFSS
I NEARLY PISSED MYSELF LAUGHING
+Kitty Muffin SAME HERE XDDDDDDDD
omg so oyu know what day it is today omg :D
Kitty Muffin same :D (of course)
OK Dan seriously I'm going to have a fucking panic attack if you don't put your macbook fully on the desk!!
omg me too it's gonna fall
+Alex Cross IT CANNOT BE UNSEEN! now im freaking out
SAME
+Alex Cross i'l get the difib and when i'm there some skittles
WHYD YOU DO THIS TO ME INJUST SAW
It's Not A Fashion Statement, it's a Swimming Float: The newest MCR song
DAN ANSWER MY QUESTION DAMNIT I SENT IT 5 MONTHS AGO AND ITS STILL RELEVANT
same
mine was about catching my teachers on a school trip to spain
they were not being pg
+Lauren Grimes I can relate
Same!
Dan's giving us some great PROTIPS in this video!
PROTIP
😂😂😂
+rose wolfson NO
+Madeline Schriber YES
Yousra Babikir Why tho
Dan really needs to do another dare video
YES
MOST DEFINITELY
TEA
+Kelly Shylord HOW ABOUT *TWO* POUNDS OF BUTTER OB A CRUMPET?!
oh yeah !!
4:13 well her name *IS* Azazel
HE SAID IT TOO
He said Azail though...
Jynx Azazel and Azael are the same thing, same name but people like to say it differently, either one is correct. 😋
dan is not on fire is my favourite noodle
Me
profile picture. 😍
Daniel Spaniel is not on fire is my favourite noodle
5sos fam!!!!
Luke Hemmings is my favorite noodle 😂
now we know where Dil got his morning drinking habits from
true
for real though
True, he need some milk
😂
yep
lol the foreshadowing of the rebranding when he says “I am going to change the name of this Chanel at some point. Prepare yourself”
currently on an internet support group marathon
Same. Cheers!
Same
Same
same
jes
Damn Daniel, back at it again with the Winnie the Pooh mug
No....
this party is over
^ where did the party go
trash #57 (ProbablyNotTreCool) death valley
+Flower Power Kate I almost choked on pringles XD
what kind of psychopath holds a hot cup of coffee on the body of the cup and not the handle
A Spaniel-Noodle kind of Psychopath.
me
+MrHaloWho a SEXY Spaniel-Noodle
not really that hot anymore after all that alcohol ;)
+MrHaloWho You mean sexy noodles?
Rewatching this.....*I'm going to change my name at some point, so be prepared for that.* We were warned.
1. I woke up
2. Went outside
3. Met Dan
4. And he gave me a hug!!!
(Btw the order is 2341)
Same man, same 😧
XD That made my day
Why would you go to the outside?
+Bella Rose SAD THING IS THOSE ARE ACTUALLY MY DREAMS
That is me but I don't go out side
Am I the only one replaying "delete that ho" over and over?
Nope.
Yup. +who likes feminists anyways
+Inlaricron the rooster duh, feminist maybe?
+Inlaricron the rooster i dont even understand how women cannot be feminist
PROTIP
A WEEK AGO I SAW THE INTERNET SUPPORT GROUP LADY ON A VAN I DIED OF LAUGHTER (dunno why) I thought I would share this with the world.
amazing
oh my gerd, what have they done
ahahah
+Regan Wilvson
Regan Wilson like a picture of her or the actual person?
2016 me when I hear Dan say he'll change his username:
"Haha he wouldn't dare!"
2017 me when I hear Dan say he'll change his username:
"God Dammit!"
😂😭😭💗
This is the single greatest video on the internet
Agreed
True that
+Libby Mackin you're the single saddest person on tumblr and that's quite an achievement