Dystopian Utopia | 𝕳𝖊𝖑𝖑 𝖂𝖔𝖗𝖑𝖉 Ep. 5

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  • Опубліковано 21 лис 2024

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  • @bnpixie1990
    @bnpixie1990 2 роки тому +5134

    The AI "misidentifying" the politicians as criminals is doing the math equation wrong but getting the right answer.

    • @DavidLyles
      @DavidLyles 2 роки тому +225

      Seems they did the math right and got the right answer to me.

    • @chanr9531
      @chanr9531 2 роки тому +125

      I see nothing wrong with the AI’s deduction

    • @aurin_komak
      @aurin_komak 2 роки тому +67

      "mis"identifying

    • @sandboxsub333
      @sandboxsub333 2 роки тому +37

      What the article failed to say was how many it correctly identified

    • @GodlyOddity
      @GodlyOddity 2 роки тому +23

      See, the AI is actually highly sentient, many of them significantly more intelligent than any human, and it was mocking them, but very few are quite ready for that high level disclosure yet.

  • @BertoxolusThePuzzled
    @BertoxolusThePuzzled 2 роки тому +6457

    "An AI misidentified 100 politicians as criminals"
    It's not a bug, it's a feature!

    • @naiiin6949
      @naiiin6949 2 роки тому +119

      It just works!

    • @beowolf83
      @beowolf83 2 роки тому +190

      That AI did not fail. It succeded, flawlessly.

    • @GerinoMorn
      @GerinoMorn 2 роки тому +46

      Reminds me of "Person of Interest". The machine worked as intended....

    • @Heath.houston
      @Heath.houston 2 роки тому +69

      "Shit.. We made it work too well!! ABORT! ABORT!"

    • @Makingnewnamesisdumb
      @Makingnewnamesisdumb 2 роки тому +43

      "misidentified" LMAO

  • @carnelianfox5010
    @carnelianfox5010 2 роки тому +2879

    “We’re on the brink of WWIII, but that’s probably a story for another Hell World.”
    *literally the next morning*

    • @reefread1234
      @reefread1234 2 роки тому +32

      not ww 3

    • @diablo55
      @diablo55 2 роки тому +179

      @@reefread1234 *not yet

    • @garfield5647
      @garfield5647 2 роки тому +38

      Once the united states get involved it might but i say let the rest of nato take care of it they have never done a thing in there lives yet we pay the most

    • @duckhawkninja3614
      @duckhawkninja3614 2 роки тому +38

      @Crackhead Well I mean… apart from follow us into that Iraq and Afghanistan bullshit… sure, nothing at all.

    • @garfield5647
      @garfield5647 2 роки тому +9

      @@duckhawkninja3614 its crazy nato doesn’t do shit

  • @The24thbam
    @The24thbam Рік тому +355

    Can’t believe that Oppenheimer guy that made the nuclear bomb also quoted that video game! Such violent tendencies… 💀

    • @kyze8284
      @kyze8284 11 місяців тому +5

      They’re searching “Chun Li from Fortnite”… I would not be surprised if people though the movie copied games and wasn’t about a real person

    • @dennisbartello7682
      @dennisbartello7682 5 місяців тому +1

      Oppenheimer actually quoted my cat - true story. 🧐

  • @HelloFutureMe
    @HelloFutureMe 2 роки тому +3179

    that opening is the funniest thing I have seen in a long time

    • @interdimensionaldemon5501
      @interdimensionaldemon5501 2 роки тому +121

      I didn't know Hello Future Me watched shoeonhead videos nice very nice.

    • @darrentibbils9271
      @darrentibbils9271 2 роки тому +65

      Uhh that's an unexpected crossover

    • @lorekeeperxvii2408
      @lorekeeperxvii2408 2 роки тому +31

      whoa, was not expecting to see you here, cool. love your videos man

    • @iagocampus4818
      @iagocampus4818 2 роки тому +23

      What's the world building like on earth?

    • @timtam3730
      @timtam3730 2 роки тому +3

      Yo congrats on getting hitched my guy!

  • @neuralprobe
    @neuralprobe 2 роки тому +1934

    Genuinely terrifying ending. Also beginning. The middle was unsettling.

    • @manboy4720
      @manboy4720 2 роки тому +60

      and before the beginning. that was very ominous...

    • @Trollificusv2
      @Trollificusv2 2 роки тому +23

      I thought the beginning was disturbing, before it segued into a sinister middle part. I was hoping it would be hopeful or upliftng at the end but instead it was disconcerting.
      Hell World indeed.

    • @craigusselman546
      @craigusselman546 2 роки тому +33

      I just hope ww3 doenst start before I get my lickable tv.

    • @Houston7001
      @Houston7001 2 роки тому +34

      Ending was from Local 58

    • @Erectmygreenhouse
      @Erectmygreenhouse 2 роки тому +1

      Try life on a trampoline - truly unsettling. Unless you have a gimble

  • @nahhhh913
    @nahhhh913 2 роки тому +1452

    I'm mostly impressed at how he kept the shoe on his head while laughing so boisterously

    • @Malphorus
      @Malphorus 2 роки тому +88

      Honestly, seems like a good reason to give him money. I'm sold.

    • @jpmellor
      @jpmellor 2 роки тому +68

      Tyrone is a legend

    • @MaynardCrow
      @MaynardCrow 2 роки тому +30

      Kekistanis are a well rounded people who are talented as many things.

    • @deepfriedsammich
      @deepfriedsammich 2 роки тому +7

      Advanced warning: Saying "Gorilla Glue" will be interpreted as racist.

    • @TheSpeedyGonzi
      @TheSpeedyGonzi 2 роки тому +5

      Gorilla Glue

  • @ReasonablySane
    @ReasonablySane Рік тому +480

    My mother confessed to me one day that initially she didn't want to have kids because she didn't want to bring other human beings into the world in which she lived, with all of its dangers. Fortunately for me, she changed her mind.
    I'm 68.

    • @ReasonablySane
      @ReasonablySane Рік тому +82

      @@pinkketchup3933 I don't think it's delusion. It made sense at the time. Remember, this is a time people were buying bomb shelters and the world stage really was a very dangerous place. It could have gone either way.

    • @intricatic
      @intricatic Рік тому

      I wish my mom had thought that way. Now, my only recourse is to try to encourage nation-states to start a nuclear war.

    • @adammonsterzero
      @adammonsterzero Рік тому +21

      @@pinkketchup3933 most intelligent furry

    • @Bigdawg793
      @Bigdawg793 Рік тому +4

      @@pinkketchup3933 what’s delusional?

    • @mw9688
      @mw9688 Рік тому +8

      @@ReasonablySane bomb shelters and fear of nuclear war seem like greener pastures compared to the times we are in. Just my opinion…. People don’t see people anymore.

  • @SquashGuy02134
    @SquashGuy02134 2 роки тому +1183

    Remember kids, a law that everyone is breaking is a law that can be selectively enforced. The purpose of frivolous laws like putting trolls in jail is so they can go after targeted individuals. To bad no one will see this execpt the bots.

    • @TribuneAquila
      @TribuneAquila 2 роки тому +64

      Oh shit, I just found out I’m a bot

    • @Copperkaiju
      @Copperkaiju 2 роки тому +40

      🤖I see you🤖

    • @rationalwrongthink
      @rationalwrongthink 2 роки тому +20

      Yeah, I'm pretty sure I'm not a bot... but the paranoia is justified, as big tech has reinvigorated many 1930s concepts around freedom of expression and dissent that were popular among the kinds of people they emulate, but claim to oppose.

    • @imiguifurr
      @imiguifurr 2 роки тому +10

      I see you ☺️ and you have been targeted as a possible menace for the psychological health of oligarchs. 😬
      😳 Unfortunately 😳 that means you've been put in a "not allowed" list for future reference. 🥴
      🙅🏻 Do not panic‼️ this just means that if you act like an exemplary citizen 😁 your rights and freedoms won't be trespassed by the law ☺️
      We hope you keep complaint with the script you'll be given 😍🥳

    • @SquashGuy02134
      @SquashGuy02134 2 роки тому +4

      @@imiguifurr I'll take a script if they tell me what's actually going on. The only thing I've ever wanted was truth.

  • @ShredAimlessly92
    @ShredAimlessly92 2 роки тому +1903

    The idea that living longer negatively affects big business is actually helping combat my want to stop existing, thanks shoe0nhead 👍🏼

    • @Jacky.c.v
      @Jacky.c.v 2 роки тому +45

      It's a comforting thought

    • @darthmoo7
      @darthmoo7 2 роки тому +21

      That only works if you're an employee at one of those big businesses though...

    • @deleteduser3455
      @deleteduser3455 2 роки тому +12

      I’m a capitalist but fuck Facebook

    • @Sophistry0001
      @Sophistry0001 2 роки тому +36

      No joke, my first thought was "damn I need to quit nicotine and start eating right and exercising. I want to live to 110 to stick it to the man"

    • @ravenof1985
      @ravenof1985 2 роки тому +17

      @@deleteduser3455 we are way past the capitalism part, we are well into fascism territory now.

  • @WolfShadowhill
    @WolfShadowhill 2 роки тому +1653

    Lmao the infamous “I’ve become Death Destroyer of world’s” is literally one of the oldest quotes in human history, it originated in the Bhagavad Gita, and was made famous by Oppenheimer as stated.

    • @PlaceBotox
      @PlaceBotox 2 роки тому +154

      ID FROM BIDEO BAME

    • @JCResDoc94
      @JCResDoc94 2 роки тому +11

      nah, i said it. -JC

    • @telesticTroublemaker
      @telesticTroublemaker 2 роки тому +111

      Ah, Vishnu, my favourite video game character.

    • @manboy4720
      @manboy4720 2 роки тому +42

      @@telesticTroublemaker he's very OP, pls nerf.

    • @Aaron-rw3lv
      @Aaron-rw3lv 2 роки тому +32

      It is ironic she was mocking the news for not knowing the broader context of the quote haha

  • @jimbobbodmin
    @jimbobbodmin 2 роки тому +147

    Oh man, the intro with the "Every 60 seconds, a minutes passes. Together we can stop this" dude is a winner

  • @Xsyven
    @Xsyven 2 роки тому +1791

    Shoe posts a video last winter and the capitol gets raided.
    Shoe posts a video this winter and Ukraine gets invaded.
    Why is Shoe the bringer of chaos.

    • @justinadolphe
      @justinadolphe 2 роки тому +261

      She has become death, destroyer of worlds. Like in the video game...

    • @peterparker5050
      @peterparker5050 2 роки тому +108

      @@justinadolphe Goddamn these kids and their videogames! In my day before the TV was a thing, there was no terrorism!

    • @Kampbell300
      @Kampbell300 2 роки тому +29

      I’m building a bunker before her next video

    • @swedishwelfaresystem
      @swedishwelfaresystem 2 роки тому +7

      @@justinadolphe dammit i was gonna comment that

    • @jimothyworldbuilding3664
      @jimothyworldbuilding3664 2 роки тому +18

      They always wait until right after she makes an episode to make sure it won't be another year until she covers it.

  • @randaranatunga7259
    @randaranatunga7259 2 роки тому +2367

    Seeing big man Tyrone with a shoe on his head saying “Give me money you filthy Bastärds” while laughing is probably the best thing I’ll see this year.

  • @PatrickWDunne
    @PatrickWDunne 2 роки тому +1217

    "Don't kill yourself to own the corpos."
    I can't believe there's so much gold in this video.

  • @seanbragger7035
    @seanbragger7035 Рік тому +16

    Oppenheimer was quoting the english translation of an ancient Indian poem.

  • @Jane-oz7pp
    @Jane-oz7pp 2 роки тому +2098

    I love the audacity of coming in and telling us all the news a month or more late

    • @un_cog9677
      @un_cog9677 2 роки тому +39

      I'm waiting for the collectors box set

    • @Jane-oz7pp
      @Jane-oz7pp 2 роки тому +25

      @@un_cog9677 2021 in recap is gonna be lit

    • @pantsedjuniorhayseed4816
      @pantsedjuniorhayseed4816 2 роки тому +6

      THERE'S A DANG CHEETO IN THE WHITE HOUSE, SIR

    • @nate4137
      @nate4137 2 роки тому +15

      As someone who doesn’t have the executive functioning to keep up with the news, it’s nice to have a nice concise recap

    • @kaleido9631
      @kaleido9631 2 роки тому +2

      It's perfect for us hermit loners tho

  • @CustodianVirgil
    @CustodianVirgil 2 роки тому +1419

    Shoe coming back is like when the dad actually does come back from "buying cigarettes."

    • @strawmanfallacy
      @strawmanfallacy 2 роки тому +9

      I wish she "missed her dad".... Unf

    • @cookingwithkratos
      @cookingwithkratos 2 роки тому +9

      And scratchers

    • @frankieharvey2524
      @frankieharvey2524 2 роки тому +5

      these cringe replys make me want to die

    • @oldluke7653
      @oldluke7653 2 роки тому +8

      She doesn't slap as hard as Dad

    • @bbloomfield6497
      @bbloomfield6497 2 роки тому +13

      Bit melodramatic, It's only been 6 months. I haven't seen one of my kids in 4 years, I did get the cigarettes though.

  • @realamztvs
    @realamztvs 2 роки тому +1887

    "An AI misidentified 100 politicians as criminals"
    I thinks it's working just fine

    • @durschfalltv7505
      @durschfalltv7505 2 роки тому +15

      Amazing AI.

    • @heyo80
      @heyo80 2 роки тому +23

      “Misidentified”

    • @thehomiedq1620
      @thehomiedq1620 2 роки тому

      “Identified” oooo no more fat man In the tax house making more money than they know what to do with. Ohhh booooy.

    • @jamieingels1190
      @jamieingels1190 2 роки тому +1

      You thinks correct...

    • @sustainablerenewableintegr8311
      @sustainablerenewableintegr8311 2 роки тому

      It's working fine! Once again the mainstream media spreads disinformation and slanders the poor AI

  • @kevinhammond2361
    @kevinhammond2361 2 роки тому +111

    Shoe’s mock-1950’s aesthetic during the Ground News promo made me want to do a Fallout 4 build as Shoe On Head

    • @hyrulehollowtitan9657
      @hyrulehollowtitan9657 Рік тому +1

      What stats would you invest in?

    • @MidoriOfTheShuinsen
      @MidoriOfTheShuinsen Рік тому +4

      ​@@hyrulehollowtitan9657Charisma, Luck, and Intelligence.

    • @megamax898
      @megamax898 11 місяців тому +2

      To me charisma luck and intelligence sounds like a recipe for a bad build.

  • @Cometstarlight
    @Cometstarlight 2 роки тому +902

    "The deaths in Kabul were your fault."
    "I was *ten* "
    I swear, these articles.

  • @alloutpotato7939
    @alloutpotato7939 2 роки тому +536

    "Sperm is being used to create an eco-friendly alternative to plastic"
    The age of skynut is here

    • @SG-tx1fz
      @SG-tx1fz 2 роки тому +27

      It seems Charlie knows more than he tell us 🤨

    • @Trollificusv2
      @Trollificusv2 2 роки тому +33

      +1, new use of gender fluid.

    • @chaosinfusion8127
      @chaosinfusion8127 2 роки тому +3

      @@Trollificusv2 😂 Shoe’s comment section is on fire.

    • @JE-zl6uy
      @JE-zl6uy 2 роки тому +3

      @@SG-tx1fz I mean... Charlie is Jesus after all

    • @qjtvaddict
      @qjtvaddict 2 роки тому

      Ohh my

  • @carnelianfox5010
    @carnelianfox5010 2 роки тому +848

    The Atlantic: “there’s no human trafficking.”
    Me: huh. Guess all those studies about modern human trafficking being a $150 billion black market industry of human misery that I spent months reading and compiling for my college thesis were wrong. Thanks, Ghilaine’s friend.

    • @oscarandresbernal7697
      @oscarandresbernal7697 2 роки тому +67

      Yo where can i read that thesis

    • @REDACTED_shenanigans
      @REDACTED_shenanigans 2 роки тому +23

      Is your thesis published somewhere? I've been trying to look into the field of black market industries and would love to read it

    • @IamZeus1100
      @IamZeus1100 2 роки тому +22

      More people are enslaved right now than at any point in history . Roughly 40.3 million (that we know of ) . 71% are women and roughly 25% are children .

    • @GeneralAblon
      @GeneralAblon 2 роки тому +6

      Would also love a link to the thesis. Is it on Arxiv?
      If this is just a joke, it is kinda lame though.

    • @TheToadroller
      @TheToadroller 2 роки тому +3

      I'm responding because I also would like to know if this will be somewhere to read :) Have a good day everyone!

  • @Free_Beers
    @Free_Beers Рік тому +19

    I'm over 40, so I'm not knowledgeable about very many content creators on the interwebs. I had never heard of this channel until yesterday. I've watched 4 or 5 videos now, and damn, this is some funny stuff. Comedic timing and editing are both excellent. Well done! I've now subscribed. o w o

  • @jacobpohlabel4156
    @jacobpohlabel4156 2 роки тому +662

    "The Devil works fast, but Capitalism works faster"
    Honestly one of the most true quotes

    • @Hambo325
      @Hambo325 2 роки тому +19

      And the best part is, you can say that even as a capitalist. Being faster than the devil is a compliment on my opinion

    • @mickeyrube6623
      @mickeyrube6623 2 роки тому +5

      Yes. I believe one of the capitalists mantras is: “Do it better, do it cheaper, do it FASTER, do it FIRST, or cheat.”

    • @EOmaskq
      @EOmaskq 2 роки тому +1

      @@mickeyrube6623 Tell me you're broke with out saying you're broke. Very good job my friend. Keep worshipping a girl who makes all her money through capitalism.

    • @IkBerend
      @IkBerend 2 роки тому +7

      @@EOmaskq Capitalism is the societal system we live in. How can she make money in another social system if she is not living in one?

    • @mickeyrube6623
      @mickeyrube6623 2 роки тому +3

      Skeeter McDank Tell me words can trigger you into creating fantasies about people that based on nothing, without telling me words can trigger you into creating fantasies about people that are based on nothing.The fuck are you talking about? I literally just quoted a common saying among capitalist businessmen. I’m a capitalist.

  • @Colddirector
    @Colddirector 2 роки тому +565

    Looking at Mark Zuckerberg really does activate my fight or flight response.

    • @darthmoo7
      @darthmoo7 2 роки тому +22

      I thought the video of him was CG like that video game trailer where Keanu Reeves wasn't real... But nope he's just a robot

    • @proehm
      @proehm 2 роки тому +6

      No flight...

    • @sickgringo007
      @sickgringo007 2 роки тому +30

      His videos are like these public announcements in dystopian future movies where they make it slightly over the top creepy to get the point across, except he's genuine and has 0 self-awareness

    • @twitterenergy7986
      @twitterenergy7986 2 роки тому +4

      He's an AI robot and his Chinese wife is the operator. The CCP is behind Facebook collecting all that data.

    • @Colddirector
      @Colddirector 2 роки тому +11

      @@twitterenergy7986 Kinda racist to assume all chinese people are just CCP simps dude. Most of the Chinese business sector aren't exactly fans of the CCP, seeing how they constantly try to control them.

  • @AdamDGoff
    @AdamDGoff 2 роки тому +1221

    Favorite bit of gold here: “It’s Adam and Eve, not Florence and the Machine.”
    Simply quality writing.

  • @ratgrot3184
    @ratgrot3184 Рік тому +9

    That bit right at the very end got sleep-deprived me late at night.

    • @zaclovesschool2273
      @zaclovesschool2273 11 місяців тому +2

      yeah that shit has me fucked up, now i gotta go into my basement and paint horrors from the cold war in my house in the middle of the woods and pray that a doppleganger dosent do something terrible to me

  • @ervinmykitin6394
    @ervinmykitin6394 2 роки тому +1179

    I almost forgot what it felt like to watch an old school kinda UA-cam video. Thank you shoe. I needed that.

    • @SaimesierP
      @SaimesierP 2 роки тому +17

      Wish we could've gotten a shoe and leafy colab

    • @campersruincod6134
      @campersruincod6134 2 роки тому +8

      @@SaimesierP nah

    • @myblacklab7
      @myblacklab7 2 роки тому +2

      Do you know of any that are as good as Shoe's show? I don't see much - Jenny Nicholson would be the only comparable I can think of, in terms of entertainment value.

    • @ervinmykitin6394
      @ervinmykitin6394 2 роки тому +1

      @@myblacklab7 I'm still looking. Cant find anyone like shoe.

    • @myblacklab7
      @myblacklab7 2 роки тому +3

      @@ervinmykitin6394 Yeah - Jenny has personality, but it's a very different personality from Shoe, and Jenny is mostly apolitical.
      Blaire White is kind of fun, and I think she is friendly with June, but June is actually my favorite UA-camr, so I suppose I can't recommend anyone better!

  • @OneBlueMoth
    @OneBlueMoth 2 роки тому +419

    "Amazon won't let us leave" is one of the bleakest quotes of the year. Thanks for the pain Shoe, I love it.

    • @kristenyarbrough4287
      @kristenyarbrough4287 2 роки тому +15

      I mean I honestly want to hate Amazon for that quote too. But I can't help but think of my fast food job that didn't let me go home during a tornado, not because anybody was working, but because it wasnt safe to go home. Like, maybe it was amazon being dicks, but it could've been that I guess?

    • @oliverjunge8671
      @oliverjunge8671 2 роки тому +18

      Yeah, I have to think about that massage, whenever I see Bezos trying to emulate an human.

    • @kristenyarbrough4287
      @kristenyarbrough4287 2 роки тому +1

      @@oliverjunge8671 fair enough. Also same

    • @darthmoo7
      @darthmoo7 2 роки тому +3

      @@oliverjunge8671 I don't like Jeff Bezos at all but it's not like he was there stopping people from leaving the warehouse. Probably some busybody middle management or something.

    • @missleiadragonitemaster7597
      @missleiadragonitemaster7597 2 роки тому +17

      Everyone commenting how it 'wasn't Jeef's fault' are the exact reason the fake human makes millions while supporting a pro-child r**e 'charity'.
      HE MADE THE RULE TO BEGIN WITH. HE IS AT FAULT.

  • @Sonaholic
    @Sonaholic 2 роки тому +344

    "We have a lot to talk about"
    *misses invasion by literally one day*

    • @americankid7782
      @americankid7782 2 роки тому +9

      Next Hell World will be awesome.

    • @jackjames6849
      @jackjames6849 2 роки тому +1

      @@americankid7782 Next hell world Russia will have secured Ukraine and the USD will be in free fall once Russia announces they don't fell like selling their oil or fertilizer (or their newly acquired Ukrainian wheat) any more.

  • @your_favorite_jackalope_ba1325

    WHY AND HOW ARE UR TRANSITIONS BETWEEN TOPICS SO SMOOTH😭😭

  • @NickHaddan
    @NickHaddan 2 роки тому +259

    "Put this thing out of it's misery. Not because it's a robot, but because it's a liberal"
    Fucking dead

  • @CaptGlorypants
    @CaptGlorypants 2 роки тому +341

    This might be the only series that makes me cheer out loud whenever a new episode drops. Also, despite its simplicity, that message at the end might actually be the creepiest thing I've ever seen.

    • @djyeah-nah9781
      @djyeah-nah9781 2 роки тому +30

      the SCP vibes from the outro gives me a very specifc panic feeling

    • @aaronrodgers2092
      @aaronrodgers2092 2 роки тому +13

      I can't not look at the ceiling right now...

    • @Copperkaiju
      @Copperkaiju 2 роки тому +20

      Analog Horror.

    • @pain002
      @pain002 2 роки тому +1

      I dont get it. What was the message?

    • @GippyHappy
      @GippyHappy 2 роки тому +1

      I’m assuming it was a Mandela catalogue reference

  • @SoVidushi
    @SoVidushi 2 роки тому +1187

    “It’s Adam and Eve, not Florence and the Machine”
    Shoe is an international treasure.

    • @Iamseanabortionè
      @Iamseanabortionè 2 роки тому +25

      Florence and the macheine sounds lik a punk band

    • @helton3425
      @helton3425 2 роки тому +11

      But what if it isnt a machine, but rather a Cyborg Eve

    • @SoVidushi
      @SoVidushi 2 роки тому +3

      @@helton3425 cope

    • @unoriginal_name7091
      @unoriginal_name7091 2 роки тому +10

      @@Iamseanabortionè i may an idiot who missed the sarcasm but they are a real act and I strongly recommend checking out their discography.

    • @Iamseanabortionè
      @Iamseanabortionè 2 роки тому +3

      @@unoriginal_name7091 I know broseph big fan here

  • @markrodriguez9176
    @markrodriguez9176 Рік тому +11

    I absolutely love this show. Funny as hell, hot as shit and honest to boot.
    Please continue doing what your doing!

  • @rampagebros3533
    @rampagebros3533 2 роки тому +243

    imagine seeing someone walk up to the genus bar of an apple shop saying the chip in their hand has stopped working and the guy just pulls out a knife.

    • @gummboote
      @gummboote 2 роки тому +23

      Or indeed a home invader deciding the easiest way to get access to everywhere was to chop her hand off.

    • @severussin
      @severussin 2 роки тому +7

      genus bar

  • @blueredingreen
    @blueredingreen 2 роки тому +415

    Oh god, tracking people's eyes to make sure they actually watch ads sounds like the most dystopian thing I've ever heard.
    Is anyone working on a device that lets us stream content from the timeline where they didn't constantly try to force people to watch ads, but instead they decided to make ads people actually want to watch?

    • @nicholasbrassard3512
      @nicholasbrassard3512 2 роки тому +22

      they probly concluded after extensive study that there's no ads ppl wanna watch

    • @LucasFernandez-fk8se
      @LucasFernandez-fk8se 2 роки тому +12

      @@nicholasbrassard3512 there are some ads I like to watch. Unfortunately they don’t have a rewind button on ads for some reason. I think they should let u skip to the end of an ad or move it back to rewatch if you want to rewatch. 15 seconds is too long an ad, unless I want to rewatch then it’s too short

    • @christianbuskirk1471
      @christianbuskirk1471 2 роки тому +6

      Why is it that I continue to say "Thats the most dystopian thing Ive ever seen" every other week now-a-days

    • @jackstraw4222
      @jackstraw4222 2 роки тому +3

      most of the ads are sjw driven garbage or big companies pushing there newest products in the most annoying or cheap way....

    • @Jimmyknapp2
      @Jimmyknapp2 2 роки тому

      How about seeding things in your FB reel to see how your eyes (pupils) react...

  • @WrecklessEating
    @WrecklessEating 2 роки тому +1450

    Always a pleasure riding the wave of oblivion through this channel.

  • @Knardsh
    @Knardsh 2 роки тому +17

    Omg thank you for being real about R1ttenhOuse. Maybe a little louder for those in the back tho.
    You’re a f**king legend.
    Also YT, thanks for being such a great nanny.

    • @JFrazer4303
      @JFrazer4303 Рік тому

      Shocking that it's legal to shoot people trying to attack you!
      (the people he shot agreed in court under oath, that he was legally armed, justified and his shooting was measured and appropriate. (he's still a turd for being willingly used by racist right-wingers)

    • @RabdoInternetGuy
      @RabdoInternetGuy 5 місяців тому +5

      Seriously, the poor kid got chased by a violent mob after trying to stop arson, got drop kicked, hit on the head with a skateboard and only when a gun was pulled on him did he shoot back. He's the victim here.
      A cop is allowed to shoot a man with a kitchen knife 10 feet away from him, while a civilian isn't allowed to shoot the people beating him to death and pointing guns at him? Not to Mention all 3 men were convicted violent felons.

  • @RiversEagle_
    @RiversEagle_ 2 роки тому +384

    The wild thing is that the "I am become Death" quote is actually from ancient Hindu Scripture but sure, one guy in a video game from 2015 said it so violent video games are the cause of violence

    • @AWeakPrinny
      @AWeakPrinny 2 роки тому +17

      Actually, the first game to use this was well before 2015. Check Final Fantasy Tactics out.

    • @ea.fitz216
      @ea.fitz216 2 роки тому +3

      AYACKSHOOALY Far Harbor came out in 2016.

    • @Stop_The_Car
      @Stop_The_Car 2 роки тому +1

      Actually actually a more accurate translation is Time not Death.

    • @sam5992
      @sam5992 2 роки тому +1

      I mean, that's like an ironic meta self-own. They're blaming the quote because it's so destructive, and the quote is from a religious text known to be the code of morals for people that committed many atrocities and still do.

    • @clvrswine
      @clvrswine 2 роки тому +1

      I trust what Anime avatar commenters say.

  • @LateNightTableCo
    @LateNightTableCo 2 роки тому +414

    50’s Housewife Shoe is the kind of woman I want to live next door to and have tea with while we talk about how we’re all going to die because it is indeed a Hell World we live in.

    • @arenomusic
      @arenomusic 2 роки тому +15

      I didn't realize how much I needed that until now

    • @Trollificusv2
      @Trollificusv2 2 роки тому +8

      You could live across the street from Daisy Cousins and Sydney Watson and have a helluva book club!

    • @proehm
      @proehm 2 роки тому

      Day drinking going on there.

    • @Erectmygreenhouse
      @Erectmygreenhouse 2 роки тому

      What if she just threw shoes at you all day?

    • @LateNightTableCo
      @LateNightTableCo 2 роки тому +2

      @@Erectmygreenhouse I’d be okay with that XD
      I feel like Shoe is a person I could just vibe with. We have enough in common and enough differences where the conversation would always be interesting

  • @totallynotdio1311
    @totallynotdio1311 2 роки тому +348

    Ahh hell world... the only show that makes me both laugh and feel suicidal at the same time.♡ love it

  • @NotMuchThanks
    @NotMuchThanks Рік тому +9

    "They n' Thems" made me cackle

  • @jatabo1574
    @jatabo1574 2 роки тому +464

    "Only one of the individuals cited in these documents was charged with a crime". Heh. Ten bucks it probably was the poor leaker.

    • @BlooMonkiMan
      @BlooMonkiMan 2 роки тому +18

      How bout twenty?

    • @amp8295
      @amp8295 2 роки тому +7

      @@BlooMonkiMan I raise you a hundred

    • @StuartLynx
      @StuartLynx 2 роки тому +2

      Make it one thousand

    • @MahdiAttieh
      @MahdiAttieh 2 роки тому +2

      As I recall he only got arrested because he revealed confidential information. They didnt care about the CP shit.

    • @BlooMonkiMan
      @BlooMonkiMan 2 роки тому

      Million

  • @jannis1980
    @jannis1980 2 роки тому +164

    I love how all episodes just get more and more scary the longer you watch, but the end genuinly terrified me, thanks I hate it.

    • @Erectmygreenhouse
      @Erectmygreenhouse 2 роки тому +2

      Then best not to buy a trampoline - although they are on offer! Get 2x

  • @MauLerYT
    @MauLerYT 2 роки тому +474

    Dang dude, M&Ms really are misogynistic 😔

    • @karlbatz8303
      @karlbatz8303 2 роки тому +30

      Just another trick to get women to put balls in their mouth.

    • @feralandroid
      @feralandroid 2 роки тому +8

      I knew you were just a yellow peanut M&M.

    • @NEEDbacon
      @NEEDbacon 2 роки тому +9

      What do you MEAN I can't fuck the anthro candy?

    • @PseudoRaven
      @PseudoRaven 2 роки тому +17

      Was not expecting a longman cameo! Also I grew up around M&Ms.

    • @sorry1108
      @sorry1108 2 роки тому +8

      What is this, a crossover episode?

  • @MarcusHelius
    @MarcusHelius Рік тому +5

    THEY N' THEMS!
    I fukin died at that one.

  • @katbird2699
    @katbird2699 2 роки тому +265

    Honestly I'm just impressed the fart lady was actually farting into the jars and not just selling regular jars full of air

    • @alejandrovallejo6763
      @alejandrovallejo6763 2 роки тому +38

      Apparently (and yes I looked into this shit because wtf) she sent the jars with vídeo of her farting in it.
      That being said she could also film a few and it's not like her simps would know.

    • @yikes9944
      @yikes9944 2 роки тому +40

      we stan an honest businesswoman

    • @Mueleski
      @Mueleski 2 роки тому +30

      I guess she has integrity!!!!!

    • @caseys2698
      @caseys2698 2 роки тому +17

      Girlboss gaslight fartboss

    • @strawman6085
      @strawman6085 2 роки тому +5

      I demand integrity from my ho's

  • @PNadav183
    @PNadav183 2 роки тому +252

    This is the ONLY 40 minute+ "news" video I am willing to watch. Attention span is fleeting, you actually defeat my ADHD

    • @tomasfong40
      @tomasfong40 2 роки тому +16

      Its because despite being 40+ minuted there is almost no fluff. The break neck pace of the news she is giving makes it so you dont get bored.
      Its great

    • @MichaelAbramo
      @MichaelAbramo 2 роки тому +1

      Check out "Some More News" It's weekly.

    • @lauravturner
      @lauravturner 2 роки тому

      @@MichaelAbramo Literally came here to promote Some News/Some More News/Cody's Showdy - Fair and balanced TMCR. I am glad to see someone already beat me to it.

  • @WrottJackson
    @WrottJackson 2 роки тому +180

    Actually the “I am become death, the destroyer of worlds” quote came from the Rigveda, an ancient scripture, and Openheimer was quoting that.

    • @WrottJackson
      @WrottJackson 2 роки тому +2

      @Lynxerk oops

    • @WrottJackson
      @WrottJackson 2 роки тому +2

      @Just a Frog ah yes

    • @brandonblack9194
      @brandonblack9194 2 роки тому +7

      Ah beat me to it. It's a Hindi Scripture btw. I can't recall the exact name but the story is pretty cool if you haven't heard about it

    • @rokkraljkolesa9317
      @rokkraljkolesa9317 2 роки тому +9

      @Lynxerk it's also Oppenheimer's own translation, as apparently the english translation of the book uses the term "shatterer"

    • @WilliamBrowning
      @WilliamBrowning 2 роки тому +5

      And the Bhagavad Ghita was quoting Oppenheimer. I thought everyone knew that.

  • @archangel1of7
    @archangel1of7 9 місяців тому +3

    I love your videos. I only just recently discovered your channel and you're extremely informative while being hilarious. Keep up the good work!

  • @ARandomDonut
    @ARandomDonut 2 роки тому +330

    Ok that sponsorship was actually the perfect thing for Shoe viewers. Might download it. Could be useful.

    • @Z.DeAllen
      @Z.DeAllen 2 роки тому +6

      Albeit sounds like that black mirror episode where you judge people according to a rating system. Could be harmful in the end.

    • @xa5150
      @xa5150 2 роки тому +3

      @@Z.DeAllen Too, it's ratings of news sources seems to be at least partially biased. A couple that were marked as middle of center, for example, are definitively not.

    • @GregLemons
      @GregLemons 2 роки тому +1

      @@davitdavid7165 ... the less money spent on ads means less money altogether

  • @badbilly7499
    @badbilly7499 2 роки тому +192

    That bit had you looking cute af. Classy clothes, an amazing smile, and the way you balanced that shoe on your head was so impressive.

    • @josephschultz3301
      @josephschultz3301 2 роки тому +11

      The transvestigators were right all along, they just left out the part about June being black.

  • @baitreview
    @baitreview 2 роки тому +467

    Sh0e is like that one middle school teacher that has a breakdown every so often and just starts rambling about random shit

    • @cruzgomes5660
      @cruzgomes5660 2 роки тому +15

      That's a very accurate description ngl

    • @whynottalklikeapirat
      @whynottalklikeapirat 2 роки тому +32

      Speaking as a former teacher, that is not actually a breakdown but a time honoured time wasting strategy.

    • @sravasaksitam
      @sravasaksitam 2 роки тому +1

      I just got a teacher like that but I'm in grade 11

    • @jebatevrana
      @jebatevrana 2 роки тому +1

      @@whynottalklikeapirat Gold, I`m gonna use that one, it is universal in any occupation.

    • @whynottalklikeapirat
      @whynottalklikeapirat 2 роки тому +1

      @@jebatevrana it is - with perhaps slightly varying implications

  • @ugib8377
    @ugib8377 2 роки тому +3

    I'm watching through these for the first time, It's insane to see how far we've fallen. You do incredible work with these videos. Covering some of the most depressing topics possible, while still managing to get a laugh or two out of me.
    Keep it up Shoe.
    P.S. That PSA at the end was fucking bone chilling.

  • @TheDerMiku
    @TheDerMiku 2 роки тому +337

    "It's Adam and Eve, not Florence and the Machine!" .....killer joke, not gonna lie. Chuckled hard.

    • @CB-gk8yn
      @CB-gk8yn 2 роки тому

      I died 😂😂💀👌

    • @vegahimsa
      @vegahimsa 2 роки тому

      I waS looking for this lolol

    • @cdubsb3831
      @cdubsb3831 2 роки тому

      Ah yes. A beloved classic meme.

    • @LordVader1094
      @LordVader1094 2 роки тому

      Love that band lol

  • @AthenasValentine
    @AthenasValentine 2 роки тому +483

    “What’s next, Remove the dick vein from snickers bars?”
    Most underrated line of the year so far

    • @bennettwilliams_
      @bennettwilliams_ 2 роки тому +5

      I strongly agree

    • @lovenkind8180
      @lovenkind8180 2 роки тому +10

      @@rockapartie I’ve always hated them. But I’m gonna start eating them now! Lol

    • @Strawperson
      @Strawperson 2 роки тому +1

      I like my current events, like I like my candy choices; reduced by Shoe-on-Head.

  • @RhombonianKnight
    @RhombonianKnight 2 роки тому +285

    When the world needed her most Shoe returned to provide us her particular style of comedic commentary.

  • @nurpiet
    @nurpiet Рік тому +3

    "I am become Death, destroyer of worlds" is literally a quote by a deity that destroys this plane of existence at the end of it's cycle but aight sure. Fallout 4

  • @MarkToast99
    @MarkToast99 2 роки тому +175

    "Psychological harm" is one of the most subjective things I have ever heard. So when you insult somebody it's gonna send you to prison?

    • @sebastianlaakso2729
      @sebastianlaakso2729 2 роки тому +4

      Welp, I'm going to jail for life then after everyone I've insulted on CoD. Half of them get mad that I'm just better, and the other half are actual troglodytes that are on my team because of skillbased matchmaking and team-balancing. 💯

    • @Vincent_Beers
      @Vincent_Beers 2 роки тому +13

      It's already a crime in the UK to insult someone or cause them to "feel offended" they're just now extending it to online activity and not just real world. Just look at the poor guy who went to prison when his dog made a weird gesture with its paw that someone thought looked like a nazi salute, so because a dog moved its paw in a way that someone was offended by, he goes to prison for it...
      The UK is just nuts right now, you can be arrested for carrying a screwdriver if you can't prove you need it for your job, because someone might think it's a weapon, not because you used it as a weapon, just that it might be thought of as a weapon....

    • @JohnDoe-tt6en
      @JohnDoe-tt6en 2 роки тому +3

      I don't necessarily think it's 'subjective' in the sense that you might. Psychological harm is emotional distress. The problem is in demonstrating emotional distress or 'serious' distress to other people. What you consider to be 'likely' about my first person subjective experience is definitively true or false for me. It will inevitably cause a lot of psychological harm to declare someone who can only infer harm felt by others based on projection and ultimately subjective criteria the arbiter of whether or not other people have suffered or suffered to X degree by invalidating their experience.
      I'm not in principle opposed to using government coercion to limit some of the things that we can reasonably expect to cause psychological harm (for everyone so there wouldn't necessarily be any case by case analysis to confirm or refute self-reported harm. Ie. overt insults although I wouldn't really want to contribute to a culture of 'politeness' that's oriented around following certain rules - as in when it becomes socially taboo to say certain things but not because the speaker doesn't want to avoid causing any emotional distress in a vacuum or without context, so you can be punished for saying X thing but you can still cause harm in other ways that don't involve breaking the rules) but that has to be weighed against the various serious harm to the offender caused by prison. That alone makes it unlikely, I assume, that such a policy could ever be justified and that's only one example of how such a policy will inevitably be rooted in validating certain positions or attitudes or values, not just minimizing harm to minimize harm. For example, you can get a strike for misgendering someone or being unambiguously racist or even just overtly insulting someone but you may not get a strike for expressing pro-choice views (abortion) even though that's something that will factually cause many pro-life people harm, or for expressing opinions that are in line with the values of the censor. There needs to be a shared consistent standard that we have to maintain even if support for that standard causes harm (ie. some people might be harmed by the idea that the suffering of hardened prisoners, or ethnic outsiders or wo/men etc. matters but if we reject a standard of universal compassion to accommodate them we end up potentially offending all of the people who aren't included in the more exclusive standard and all the people who empathize with those people and promoting a culture that justifies harming those people in other ways so no standard could possibly not offend some possible people).
      I'm a little more sympathetic to private companies banning some overtly insulting, hateful or disrespectful speech. I haven't gone past 5 minutes into the video.

    • @theoddlemon408
      @theoddlemon408 2 роки тому +4

      @@sebastianlaakso2729 say bye to the good days where everyone was calling each other the N word in MW2 lobbies

    • @groovygrover190
      @groovygrover190 2 роки тому +4

      Look up Bill C36 in Canada. You will puke

  • @MaynardCrow
    @MaynardCrow 2 роки тому +253

    34:50 *EMP goes off over her town.
    *In corner in fetal position crying because she can't open her bedroom door, bathroom door, or even the drawers of her dresser.
    *Never considers(or doesn't own) any physical tools that could easily remove a door or drawer.
    * Dies helpless of starvation cause front door locked and fridge & cupboards also have stupid smarrtlok teknology.
    *sound of Amish laughter in distance.

    • @jakobrosenqvist4691
      @jakobrosenqvist4691 2 роки тому +3

      This is why you ALWAYS have a mechanical backup.

    • @bananaraptor7747
      @bananaraptor7747 2 роки тому +4

      IDK about the actual state of this technology and how much thought was put into it's safety, but imma just say what I think that it should do:
      The interior locks should just turn off and activate a satellite (or other stuff that'd work idk) phone that could be used for 911 calls. The outside locks should also just turn to mechanical locks in this scenario.

    • @Lochness19
      @Lochness19 2 роки тому +2

      I've always thought random tribal people in New Guinea were the best adapted to survive the 21st century.

    • @-._.-KRiS-._.-
      @-._.-KRiS-._.- 2 роки тому +3

      It makes me wonder how many times she had guests over and found her fridge and gift wrap ransacked.

    • @keoniflow2019
      @keoniflow2019 2 роки тому +4

      @@jakobrosenqvist4691 i knew i installed that crowbar into my femur for a reason

  • @TheAnubisAnkh
    @TheAnubisAnkh 2 роки тому +165

    Shoe, NFT is like a marriage. Imagine you have a husbando, but he is f*cking with all the women in the neighborhood. The only thing that differs you from them is that you have papers that he is your husbando. And you payed for it a lot of moni.

    • @ColonelSandersLite
      @ColonelSandersLite 2 роки тому +28

      @@arambles1 Aren't we *all* just randomly generated ugly apes?

    • @Azazantei
      @Azazantei 2 роки тому +2

      @@ColonelSandersLite Atleast even though there's a chance that someone out there will look like us we distinct enough from each other to not feel like looking in a mirror and thinking "Does my dad fuck the mirror?" all the time.

    • @00Just_Another00
      @00Just_Another00 2 роки тому +2

      No ur wrong ur example would imply that u own the husband but with an NFT, ur paying for the actual papers, so it's more of a receipt. U own the receipt of the purchase saying its a husband but u don't own the actual thing at all in any way.

    • @ColonelSandersLite
      @ColonelSandersLite 2 роки тому

      @@Azazantei That's good. There would probably be too many guys going to the hospital needing stitches otherwise.

    • @ColonelSandersLite
      @ColonelSandersLite 2 роки тому

      @@00Just_Another00 I guess that depends on your prenuptial agreement.

  • @tylerp.8352
    @tylerp.8352 5 місяців тому +2

    The craziest part in this whole video is that June passed a background check to get an AK

  • @aShadowWizard69
    @aShadowWizard69 2 роки тому +549

    I'm gonna be honest with everyone, the police stealing the toddler is the ratchet shit we should expect from philly

    • @thejason755
      @thejason755 2 роки тому +19

      In retrospect, i’m surprised i expected anything else

    • @hinamiravenroot7162
      @hinamiravenroot7162 2 роки тому +34

      Can't have shit in philly

    • @jieqiangluo5487
      @jieqiangluo5487 2 роки тому +5

      yup, that's philly

    • @livyann2143
      @livyann2143 2 роки тому +4

      Checks out

    • @-._.-KRiS-._.-
      @-._.-KRiS-._.- 2 роки тому +4

      @@pauldacon828 Ikr? They're all trying to afford housing and food. They're the worst.

  • @winstonc.6951
    @winstonc.6951 2 роки тому +231

    The whole "looking away pausing the advert" thing was literally in episode 2 of Black Mirror.

    • @LilyoftheLake14
      @LilyoftheLake14 2 роки тому +13

      Omg you're right. One Million Merits. That episode was ahead of it's time. Quite literally lol
      😳

  • @stefantsarev4442
    @stefantsarev4442 2 роки тому +242

    The cows giving 27 liters of milk by watching green pastures cracked me up.
    Because we used to have cows and take them to actual green pastures.
    And they would give 30 to 35 liters of milk per day.

    • @KerbalFacile
      @KerbalFacile 2 роки тому +25

      That's basically how Ireland built its world-renowned dairy industry, wouldn't you believe it ?

    • @bodybag22
      @bodybag22 2 роки тому +38

      Don't forget their amazing study average of 2 cows wearing VR...

    • @kinryuten
      @kinryuten 2 роки тому +17

      @@bodybag22 Scientific Method and control groups, what's that? We're too busy trying to feed chococrickets to people!!

    • @trollol1914
      @trollol1914 2 роки тому +10

      don't worry, it was from the onion so was a satirical piece.

    • @benjamindover2601
      @benjamindover2601 2 роки тому +15

      Imagine that, cows in a healthy environment with their favourite food source and plenty of space produce the most milk, sometimes you can make more money by doing the good thing.

  • @waynebollman
    @waynebollman 2 роки тому +4

    Just discovered you. Great stuff. So well put together ..... every aspect of this channel.

  • @goldengladiator4856
    @goldengladiator4856 2 роки тому +246

    Shoe, you've gotta be more responsible. Do NOT, under any circumstances, display Mark Zuckerberg's face without first giving a trigger warning.

    • @americankid7782
      @americankid7782 2 роки тому +11

      @@rockapartie Less disturbing than the Zuck

    • @jimeagle1155
      @jimeagle1155 2 роки тому +1

      And if you do let Zuckerberg talk please strap his freaking arm down so he's not flapping around all the place like an idiot

    • @Shuffledudee
      @Shuffledudee 2 роки тому +1

      trigger warnings don't work

    • @americankid7782
      @americankid7782 2 роки тому

      @@Shuffledudee you say that like people give a shit

    • @Yogripper
      @Yogripper 2 роки тому

      I more concerned for the BBQ sauce that's with him.

  • @meanjeanmcqueen6171
    @meanjeanmcqueen6171 2 роки тому +724

    "Removing the dick vein from Snickers bars" was the line I was not expecting, but am eternally grateful to hear, lol.

    • @AzureRadio
      @AzureRadio 2 роки тому +3

      That one got me, and there's no way I'm going to be able to unsee that one

    • @spacespz5947
      @spacespz5947 2 роки тому +4

      Well they ARE removing it now!

    • @Czesin
      @Czesin 2 роки тому +5

      I actually saw a photo of snickers bar online and it had it's vein removed, it's already happening people, THE END TIME HAS COME

    • @laughingmask3118
      @laughingmask3118 2 роки тому

      I liked the dick vein...

    • @wessltov
      @wessltov 2 роки тому

      Obviously, Snickers was training women in particular to crave the feeling of veins on their lips.
      It just had to be done

  • @swampfae8309
    @swampfae8309 2 роки тому +173

    The transitions between topics was flawless and the information was kinda horrifying
    Perfect 👌

    • @GrndAdmiralThrawn
      @GrndAdmiralThrawn 2 роки тому +4

      Her transitions flowed as seamlessly as the money politicians feed to the media.

  • @johnsonnghiem9018
    @johnsonnghiem9018 2 роки тому +1

    "writes a dislike, proceeds to track ip, assumes i can even afford a house, and proceeds to set said property on fire.." I am honestly flattered you would go through such an effort.

  • @like174888
    @like174888 2 роки тому +65

    Can we just admire how clever the transitions are between each news story?

  • @summerdais325
    @summerdais325 2 роки тому +113

    I've been disabled since age 25. It IS sad that even once I had Medicare AND Medicaid, I didn't have dental coverage. I also couldn't find any sliding fee scale clinics. Losing one's teeth is devastating, but I was one of the lucky ones. I had become septic three times from my teeth, and someone paid for me to get all my teeth taken out...to save my life. Of the two friends that I am closest to, both knew someone in their 20s(!) who died of a tooth that became abscessed, and the abscess made them septic.
    I always feel the need to say this...
    I didn't abuse drugs. I flossed and brushed multiple times a day since childhood! I cared for and about my teeth.
    Oh, and they don't care about people like myself hearing. Digital hearing aids aren't covered. Does anyone owe me anything?! Absolutely not!! But it would be nice if people cared about the disabled, elderly and less fortunate.

    • @kokorochacarero8003
      @kokorochacarero8003 2 роки тому +2

      You deserve decent treatment and a minimun standar of living based on the mere fact that you are HUMAN. All humans do.
      We've got the resources to ensure it.
      No one owes you anything, but that doesn't mean you don't deserve the help to have a decent existence, because we can more than afford it. Don't let anyone convince you you are being selfish or entitled.
      The point of living in an organized society is having each other's back, and some sovereign states are failling big time at that.
      I am sorry about your loss. It's tragic that a preventable and treatable (which should be affordable on a first world country btw) condition ended up in that .

    • @RisenSlash
      @RisenSlash 2 роки тому +1

      Feel free to complain and make a racket, you deserve better and maybe your experience can help convince people to improve the world.

    • @charlebrownga
      @charlebrownga 2 роки тому +1

      I worked all my adult life and got disabled on the job.ive been trying to get on disability 3 years now and don't have any income coming in. I have been turned down for disability 4x.yes I got a lawyer but they say I don't have enough documentation bc I don't visit doctors. I don't visit doctors bc I can't afford to go.never Mind the fact I've had over 100k in surgeries and have a stack of medical records as tall as a nyc phone book.

    • @MaynardCrow
      @MaynardCrow 2 роки тому +1

      I have had chronic pain since 25 and over am 50% disabled according to the VA, but have never collected benefits and continue to work full time. Keep crying and maybe that will fix everything. I make minimum wage and most of my splurge purchases are things we need at work but don't have. People can be charitable. Governments are robber barons. I'd rather keep the money the gov steals from me in taxes than accept their "help." I spend it wiser.

    • @summerdais325
      @summerdais325 2 роки тому

      @@MaynardCrow Nice story. *Claps*
      Seriously, I applaud your grit. I'm gritty, too. I didn't outline my health issues. I require the help of a carer. It isn't a choice. If I could, I would. If I can, I do. And I will never stop trying and fighting to reach my best. The day I found myself capable of doing more, of working...I would run for a job! Life on minimum wage and able-bodied sounds like a dream. This transcends pain.
      That said, I give you credit. This is your way of saying you could "sit at home on disability" and (collect from the government), but you don't. Because you're...stronger? Better? I don't understand why people would jump to laziness. I was a young nurse making great money. Why would I have given that up for...this?

  • @janefkrbtt
    @janefkrbtt 2 роки тому +115

    Tyrone being able to balance the shoe on his head was mesmerizing to watch

    • @Liquid_Rigel
      @Liquid_Rigel 2 роки тому +4

      it's not hard when you have a normal head and not one like a greasy pine cone

  • @dylansmith6078
    @dylansmith6078 Рік тому +2

    Please be a news anchor would be the best thing ever

  • @airget
    @airget 2 роки тому +279

    Eco-friendly "waterboarding" would be the Waterboarders using their own purified urine to torture the victim.

    • @predomalpha5596
      @predomalpha5596 2 роки тому +27

      They are being tortured. Why go through the effort of purifying the urine.

    • @iBloodxHunter
      @iBloodxHunter 2 роки тому +40

      @@predomalpha5596 gotta maintain that image of empathy and understanding.

    • @MikeFrame
      @MikeFrame 2 роки тому +5

      bottled water boarding would be extra torturous

    • @karl7428
      @karl7428 2 роки тому +13

      You guys joke but they have already been reported to waterboard people in urine in CIA black sites. not purified urine though, so your imagined version would actually be more humane. waterboarding in contaminated water was way more commonplace under the pinochet regime however. A regime that gained its power following a CIA backed coup.

    • @greenbird6435
      @greenbird6435 2 роки тому +1

      Thats worse... drown me with the normal tap please

  • @eisbergsyndrom5010
    @eisbergsyndrom5010 2 роки тому +372

    It is disturbing to realize that the only reason we weren't always so depressed is because we've been unaware of everything happening for most of history. I would be generally happier if I were ignorant of the world.

    • @triscint1
      @triscint1 2 роки тому +46

      My friends and I discussed this concept and we came to the conclusion that knowing something allows for greater feelings of both extremes, misery, and joy. But given what I know, I only experience misery. I would agree that ignorance is bliss. If I had a redo button on my brain, I would not have gathered as much info about the world as well, for I found much more misery than joy. I know this sounds cringy as fuck but it's my honest feelings after coming back from a psych ward for wanting to die.

    • @eisbergsyndrom5010
      @eisbergsyndrom5010 2 роки тому +20

      @@triscint1 Are you also the type of guy who just sokes up all the news about suffering in the world like a fucking sponge? Because that's what I'm like.

    • @Hollowvvv
      @Hollowvvv 2 роки тому +2

      Same

    • @collinmclaren6608
      @collinmclaren6608 2 роки тому +15

      Mid 2020, I made the proactive choice to cut myself off from news media (for the most part anyway)
      A year and a half, and I'd definitely say I'm a lot happier
      Or maybe its just because I've learned to embrace the absurdity of our existence?

    • @jameswhite8345
      @jameswhite8345 2 роки тому +7

      This is the very basis of the matrix

  • @lennyfiasco9834
    @lennyfiasco9834 2 роки тому +121

    “When I’m canceled ten years from now” Such an optimistic time frame, Shoe.

    • @infinite-sadness
      @infinite-sadness 2 роки тому +11

      Isn't she just the embodiment of cancelled? Like isn't she just perpetually cancelled?

    • @DanHoelck
      @DanHoelck 2 роки тому +9

      For real. 10 years from now we'll only be on Hell World episode 9.

    • @iamwhoyousayiam6773
      @iamwhoyousayiam6773 2 роки тому

      @@DanHoelck We won't even need a headset!

  • @gendygoblin8391
    @gendygoblin8391 Рік тому +14

    Tyrone is like some kind of spirit that just keeps appearing in videos I see.

  • @phantom12321800
    @phantom12321800 2 роки тому +192

    Promo housewife shoe is great. Especially as she couldn't keep a straight face

  • @Sercil00
    @Sercil00 2 роки тому +121

    When you name your organisation "Good Information", it's like when someone makes you an offer and then goes out of his way to explain how it's "100% legit and completely legal". People only ever say that when it's not true.

    • @chriswhite2151
      @chriswhite2151 2 роки тому +3

      Or when you get an email and the first line is "this is not a scam!!!!"

  • @TheAnarchitect
    @TheAnarchitect 2 роки тому +276

    UA-cam: “It’s over. You can’t see the dislikes.”
    Me, with my Return UA-cam Dislike plugin on Google Chrome: “You underestimate my power!”

    • @PotatoSmasher420
      @PotatoSmasher420 2 роки тому +25

      And on mobile use UA-cam Vanced. And then you're gonna be like: oh UA-cam removed dislike button and it has ads too?

    • @obsidiansiriusblackheart
      @obsidiansiriusblackheart 2 роки тому +13

      Your youtube name makes a lot of sense

  • @ThatGuy-rz6tv
    @ThatGuy-rz6tv 9 місяців тому +2

    MauLer cameo in a Shoe video is something I honestly was not expecting

  • @jonathankozenko
    @jonathankozenko 2 роки тому +195

    The story of the woman essentially mining her own farts for hundreds of dollars per jar, and then experiencing the anal/intestinal equivalent of Centralia due to trying too hard to produce the gaseous ore, just might be my official breaking point when it comes to my already intense pessimism of the human race....

    • @carlwilkerson9722
      @carlwilkerson9722 Рік тому +8

      I had to give your comment a "Like.". It wasn't great overall, but any YT comment referencing Centralia, PA, is an automatic winner in my book.

    • @phitsf5475
      @phitsf5475 Рік тому +5

      I have to give her credit for trying to do an honest day's work, earnestly selling real farts instead of peddling some counterfeit gas or nothing at all.

    • @jonathankozenko
      @jonathankozenko Рік тому +3

      @@phitsf5475 That's a good point, so maybe I should specify that 1/3 of my comment was about her, and the other 2/3 was about the fact that there is such an eager market for that kind of thing. Like, I would make some kind of exaggerated alternative, but a girl making enough money to buy a small house solely by selling bottled farts is too extreme to even make a comedic comparison.
      On that note, by making that much, she must've had to report these sales to the IRS.... I wonder what she told them..

    • @phitsf5475
      @phitsf5475 11 місяців тому

      @@jonathankozenko thot-audits are misogynistic

  • @jrfour2408
    @jrfour2408 2 роки тому +99

    "I am become death, the destroyer of worlds" is actually a line from Indian scripture that Oppenheimer was quoting.

    • @wolfinndnclothing
      @wolfinndnclothing 2 роки тому +4

      So that wasn't Remo Williams?

    • @MichaelMullane
      @MichaelMullane 2 роки тому +9

      written between 400BC and 200BC. a little before Oppenheimer's time.

    • @agarciabc
      @agarciabc 2 роки тому +5

      Scrolled down to see if someone had already posted this comment lol but yea it’s from an Indian religious text. A king talking to the god shiva I think

  • @rachracoon5084
    @rachracoon5084 2 роки тому +611

    I'm only like 10 minutes in and I laughed multiple times. Off to a good start.

    • @olofskivarp
      @olofskivarp 2 роки тому +5

      How is your comment posted 14h ago when the video went out only 12 min ago?
      You're not the only comment like this 🤣

    • @BeccaGuinn
      @BeccaGuinn 2 роки тому +6

      @@olofskivarpshe gives early access to patreon supporters by unlisting the video

    • @olofskivarp
      @olofskivarp 2 роки тому

      @@BeccaGuinn Ok, thanks!

    • @Pozibly0706
      @Pozibly0706 2 роки тому +2

      Seriously I’m like 2 minutes in and this video is awesome lol

    • @EpicGhostShadow
      @EpicGhostShadow 2 роки тому +1

      I'm only 20 seconds in and I'm already cackling

  • @TDH3407
    @TDH3407 Рік тому +12

    Shoe, Your smile can light up a city. And the humour is on point 😄can’t wait for more of this

  • @coda821
    @coda821 2 роки тому +214

    There's enough material out there for Shoe to make this a daily show.
    It would work great with the Batman theme song.
    Nananannananananana Helllll Worlllld!

    • @tomechan5139
      @tomechan5139 2 роки тому +1

      I think everyone would be too lazy for that. So much work...

    • @Copperkaiju
      @Copperkaiju 2 роки тому +1

      Sounds bad for ones mental health. I don't understand the people who indulge in this insanity on a daily basis.

    • @coda821
      @coda821 2 роки тому

      @@Copperkaiju One day insanity just takes over. Better sooner than later.

  • @gamera5160
    @gamera5160 2 роки тому +303

    Okay, okay, okay... Here's the thing about the sex offender thing: All sex offenses are treated the same if you're on the registry. People just know you're a sex offender. Yes, no one cares about the feelings of a rapist. However indecent exposure is also a sex offense. So if you desperately had to pee and a police officer catches you going behind a tree in a park or something, if he or she has a bug up their butt, they can charge you with a sex crime and you could end up on the registry. That's an extreme and unlikely example. Most cops aren't going to throw the book at you for peeing behind a bush, but there is a continuum of severity when it comes to sex crimes... but if you commit any sex crime, you have that label and everyone treats you like you're a rapist.

    • @TheLetterbomber
      @TheLetterbomber 2 роки тому +32

      This is a really good addendum, thanks for explaining

    • @michaelwalsh5991
      @michaelwalsh5991 2 роки тому +72

      Reminds me of an episode of Orange is the New Black. One of the characters is going around getting signatures for a petition for a new park. She ends up willingly going to the door of a sex offender and she is kinda scared until she learns that all he did was have consensual sex on a beach and now he's on the registry. He ends up not signing the petition because the park would be too close and he would be kicked out of his own home.

    • @brettvv7475
      @brettvv7475 2 роки тому +6

      Seems like a pretty good reason not to commit a sex offence.

    • @akorn9943
      @akorn9943 2 роки тому +21

      Well, if nothing else good comes out of this hell world, at least the right to pee in peace is finally gaining some protection 😌

    • @cliffordrobinson3907
      @cliffordrobinson3907 2 роки тому +15

      @@brettvv7475 like peeing in a bush or sex on a beach

  • @calebdouglas6861
    @calebdouglas6861 2 роки тому +109

    Thank you for being someone who believes in climate change while simultaneously believing that nuclear energy is a worthwhile investment. Still don't understand why people call for the end of fossil fuels and when presented with a solution find a way to complain about the solution. Anyway thank you for being sane

  • @meh.7640
    @meh.7640 2 роки тому +234

    ShoeOnHead: "Wake up, sheeple!"
    Me: "I haven't slept in 37 fucking years! - THE HORRORS ... "

  • @NightDocs
    @NightDocs 2 роки тому +770

    You know… the restaurant Cracker Barrel is perfectly named.

  • @dubiousbrick4483
    @dubiousbrick4483 2 роки тому +113

    “Honey, I’m pregnant”
    -has dreams of nuclear destruction annihilating the planet-

    • @vanconojl
      @vanconojl 2 роки тому +2

      @Obamanft#10 But deepfried xD

  • @n8_is_gr8
    @n8_is_gr8 2 роки тому +8

    Omg shoe I absolutely love you. You made me laugh so hard multiple times. 🤣 Funnier than ANY female comedian I know.

  • @tronche2cake
    @tronche2cake 2 роки тому +917

    I swear every time Shoe uploads Hell World there's a disaster in the following week.

    • @AARuiz666
      @AARuiz666 2 роки тому

      It's actually your paranoia spiking from the news articles you are partaking in by watching hell world

    • @annebruecks7381
      @annebruecks7381 2 роки тому +61

      Russia invaded, your hypothesis checks out.

    • @diegorincon4673
      @diegorincon4673 2 роки тому +21

      It can’t be a coincidinkle

    • @TitovIgorBro
      @TitovIgorBro 2 роки тому +3

      @@annebruecks7381 I'm pretty sure that's literally the exact thing they were talking about

    • @sangbeom6245
      @sangbeom6245 2 роки тому +2

      I wouldn't cry if NYC was annihilated by a Cat 5 Hurricane. I don't like the city and left after 4 years.
      .

  • @themugwump33
    @themugwump33 2 роки тому +23

    Cats often purr to help sooth extreme discomfort and physical pain. Humans watch Shoe.

  • @whitekong1033
    @whitekong1033 2 роки тому +85

    Dang, missed the start of a war by a hair. Well, if we aren't radioactive ash in 6 months, maybe the next Hell World will cover it lol

  • @brisingrislindri7267
    @brisingrislindri7267 Рік тому +2

    17:20
    Fun fact, a french politician once brought a watermelon to a debate, explaining that "Just like the so-called ecologist political party, it’s green on the outside and red in the inside"