Late Stage Cringe | ℌ𝔢𝔩𝔩 𝔚𝔬𝔯𝔩𝔡 Ep. 4

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  • @CobaltKitty
    @CobaltKitty 3 роки тому +6430

    Shoe: “Disney nuked my last video for using the star wars theme”
    Also Shoe: *Uses the pirates of the caribbean theme*

    • @Shoe0nHead
      @Shoe0nHead  3 роки тому +2343

      worth it

    • @whomcares8736
      @whomcares8736 3 роки тому +170

      @@Shoe0nHead Today you woke up and said fuck the existence itself?

    • @randomfools808
      @randomfools808 3 роки тому +82

      Junes a pirate

    • @nerdletter3773
      @nerdletter3773 3 роки тому +72

      @@Shoe0nHead totally agreed. That joke was 100% worth it

    • @Shemdoupe
      @Shemdoupe 3 роки тому +20

      @@Shoe0nHead the joke made me laugh pretty hard so I appreciate the risk

  • @cranknlesdesires
    @cranknlesdesires 3 роки тому +4503

    Isn't the whole deal with flags is that they're symbolic, not literal. The rainbow already represents all colours, it doesn't need to fill out the whole SRGB colour space to represent everyone.

    • @doubleot1984
      @doubleot1984 3 роки тому +91

      But.. what do you get when you combine all those colors...

    • @Prix-cp5qc
      @Prix-cp5qc 3 роки тому +236

      @@doubleot1984 GAY

    • @theduckyduck27
      @theduckyduck27 3 роки тому +42

      @@thibautklinger5178 Cyan is in real rainbows, but not in the flag for some reason.

    • @EpicMathTime
      @EpicMathTime 3 роки тому +12

      @@thibautklinger5178 Magenta is not on rainbows, but I'm not sure why any other hue wouldn't be there.

    • @ballisticbear7458
      @ballisticbear7458 3 роки тому +95

      compared to literally everything else in this video the flag is such a non problem

  • @souliris
    @souliris 3 роки тому +1704

    I love how they show technology that could teach a person a college degree in an hour, and they are are like "We could PUNISH PEOPLE WITH IT!" People are trash.

    • @bradams1854
      @bradams1854 3 роки тому +252

      Making people smarter has NEVER been what America is about. Smart people are a threat to rich people, which is why the quality of education only degrades year after year. However, making examples of people so they can show all their sla--I mean, citizens, how horrible they can make your life if you were to do something to anger your corporate gods, is the most American thing I can think of. I can only hope I don't make it another 10 years to see what this country will become.

    • @sige7
      @sige7 3 роки тому +1

      Give me a name

    • @merrickx
      @merrickx 3 роки тому +5

      Lol, it doesn't work like that but yeah

    • @Robiness
      @Robiness 3 роки тому +59

      People who are low key trying to recreate Black Mirror episodes shoudn't have so much money and power in out society 🤦‍♀️

    • @handcraftedgetget2918
      @handcraftedgetget2918 3 роки тому +2

      Nah bro that's metal as fuck

  • @Billions_and_billions
    @Billions_and_billions Рік тому +290

    2 years on, and over half of this episode's content remains relevant and fresh.
    Bravo, Hell World. Bravo.

    • @maxall3234
      @maxall3234 Рік тому +2

      Because master card

    • @Mykool-1
      @Mykool-1 3 місяці тому +4

      3 years on, and over half of this episode's content remains relevant and fresh.

  • @equalsine6355
    @equalsine6355 3 роки тому +4749

    Shoe, please stop drinking Monster and eating Kitkats. Try black coffee and a combination of nuts and fresh fruit... I'm not worried about your health; I'm just thinking salami flavor-profile here.

    • @equalsine6355
      @equalsine6355 3 роки тому +74

      @@fajile5109 :salami:

    • @NamFlow
      @NamFlow 3 роки тому +14

      @@fajile5109 🌰👅🌰

    • @elsiepfeiffer1395
      @elsiepfeiffer1395 3 роки тому +3

      @ANALFARMER69 you sO work in marketing. 🤣

    • @MrStringybark
      @MrStringybark 3 роки тому +23

      @ANALFARMER69 Another blocked Sewers Canal problem solved.

    • @sherriebrand1771
      @sherriebrand1771 3 роки тому +10

      @ANALFARMER69
      * Disclaimer *
      It was later concluded that the fire in the hole jumping about was mistaken for joy.

  • @MatsRivel
    @MatsRivel 3 роки тому +545

    "Make prisoners experience 1000 years in an hour" is the literal plot of a Black Mirror episode that ends horrificly...

    • @ukoronje
      @ukoronje 3 роки тому +1

      @@734ch3r yes

    • @meiamymei
      @meiamymei 3 роки тому +10

      There's a DS9 episode where that happens to O'Brian too

    • @vedbergsmagicalworld
      @vedbergsmagicalworld 3 роки тому +9

      Theres a junji ito story like this also called the long sleep?

    • @Schweigetherapie
      @Schweigetherapie 3 роки тому +5

      @@vedbergsmagicalworld Long Dream, yeah

    • @fer3210
      @fer3210 3 роки тому +15

      So are the robot Dogs. So are the pods (well, for Someone dead yes. But give it a few months)
      Since when did Black Mirror become a how-to guide?)

  • @mrtimtom6947
    @mrtimtom6947 3 роки тому +1269

    The amount of respect I have for June because she bought a Tucker body pillow just for a 5 second joke is paramount.

    • @Shoe0nHead
      @Shoe0nHead  3 роки тому +855

      "joke"

    • @shibuyajin_music
      @shibuyajin_music 3 роки тому +274

      @@Shoe0nHead bonk

    • @thedaytontriangle3448
      @thedaytontriangle3448 3 роки тому +6

      Splodlesplurf

    • @tinfoilhomer1535
      @tinfoilhomer1535 3 роки тому +28

      @@Shoe0nHead At night in your dreams Tucker body pillow will come to life and have his way with you. By the time you awaken he will be nearly back in position. But in those libidinous evenings he feels heavy to the touch, girthy, handsy. Not a niec guy pillow but a right sex fiend.
      In your dreams~

    • @urfriendlyneighborhoodbowl
      @urfriendlyneighborhoodbowl 3 роки тому +70

      @@tinfoilhomer1535 I'm deeply disturbed by what I just read.

  • @rzr1191
    @rzr1191 2 роки тому +427

    imagine sentencing a mf to 1000 year mind prison and they come out super saiyan

    • @crankfastle3061
      @crankfastle3061 Рік тому

      Now you fucked up

    • @sgtepic4659
      @sgtepic4659 Рік тому +22

      ​@@kazumak.1542 I'm as strong as an ant! If an ant was this big!

    • @Jimbobsurvives
      @Jimbobsurvives 11 місяців тому

      @@sgtepic4659what do you mean by that?

  • @stocktonlord24
    @stocktonlord24 3 роки тому +528

    The thing that pisses me off about the new pride flag is that the entire point of the OG flag is that it’s all the colors in the rainbow. EVERYONE IS INCLUDED, THATS THE POINT

    • @thedaytontriangle3448
      @thedaytontriangle3448 3 роки тому +1

      Splodlesplurf

    • @bbbeebee7176
      @bbbeebee7176 3 роки тому +1

      You refering to the 6 colour flag? Where the rainbow has 7?

    • @wellifailed392
      @wellifailed392 3 роки тому +24

      @@bbbeebee7176 the original pride flag had 8 colors

    • @Saberkun_KM
      @Saberkun_KM 3 роки тому +46

      B...B...But I wanna feel special. Must add more colors!

    • @Jane-oz7pp
      @Jane-oz7pp 3 роки тому +13

      @@bbbeebee7176 Yes, they reduced the number of colours in the rainbow flag to make it easier to produce.

  • @laylaw9795
    @laylaw9795 3 роки тому +1116

    Lost my mind at the prison sentence technology, there’s literally an entire Star Trek Deep Space 9 episode about it called “Hard Time” talking about how awful it would be

    • @akrontranquillitas9504
      @akrontranquillitas9504 3 роки тому +52

      The movie "Demolition Man" comes to mind. And if you're curious about it Sargon of akkad Covers the politics of the movie.

    • @kilajuy
      @kilajuy 3 роки тому +66

      there's also a voyager episode that makes the assailant live the last few moments of life from the victim's point of view over and over again.

    • @kilajuy
      @kilajuy 3 роки тому +3

      ​ @k;igul;tfuil hopefully people will start thinking through their actions before they do them...

    • @MLGivens
      @MLGivens 3 роки тому +74

      There is also a Black Mirror episode about it.

    • @VinegarPotato
      @VinegarPotato 3 роки тому +11

      Sword Art Online Alcilization does too. It is definitely an idea used in a lot of media.

  • @jamesm69182
    @jamesm69182 3 роки тому +1596

    Hell World is just a series of June trying to add context to her 3am twitter rants, and it works every time.

    • @mathieuleader8601
      @mathieuleader8601 3 роки тому +24

      *OH BOI THREE AM*

    • @t8r507
      @t8r507 3 роки тому +5

      I must be lonely

    • @noahamankwaah9802
      @noahamankwaah9802 3 роки тому +3

      @@t8r507 Same kid, same 😕

    • @SteveCarras
      @SteveCarras Рік тому

      Guys..and lesbos. Note how cute June is? 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍 PS I LOVE the WAGIE CAGUE! LOL

  • @floorboard.25
    @floorboard.25 Рік тому +115

    38:57 this was the funniest joke by far. The blunt transition to you asking the question, you staring into the camera with a soulless stare, then the “THANKS BITCH (Shoe used HAMMER ARM)” got me rolling 😂😂😂.

    • @bighillraft
      @bighillraft 4 місяці тому

      Hell World be like: *makes joke about bad thing* luckily that could never happen. *stares into camera* on an unrelated note, bad thing happening in five years

  • @AceTrace75
    @AceTrace75 3 роки тому +400

    “MLK was censored”
    I mean makes sense, sounds about right for the ti-
    “By the FBI”
    Yeah I can see that happ-
    “PERMANENTLY”
    Oooohhh, that’s what she meant

    • @clonecommando-cn6bo
      @clonecommando-cn6bo 3 роки тому +3

      joke's on the FBI after that

    • @fallvegdow
      @fallvegdow 3 роки тому +3

      And the FBI killed Martin Luther King
      - Socko.

    • @wout4yt
      @wout4yt 3 роки тому +3

      Departments of police, (What!) the judges (What!), the feds
      Networks at work, keeping people calm
      You know they went after King when he spoke out on Vietnam
      He turned the power to the have-nots
      And then came the shot
      -- RATM

  • @ultratog1028
    @ultratog1028 3 роки тому +545

    Zoomers and millennials: "Eat the rich!"
    The person who made Celebrity Salami: "Wait I think I know how we can spin this for a profit."

    • @balintvasvari7573
      @balintvasvari7573 3 роки тому +20

      The rich are literally gonna sell us rich-meat, like out of all things how could this one backfire this bad😄

    • @mathieuleader8601
      @mathieuleader8601 3 роки тому +4

      Hell's Kitchen

    • @axios7603
      @axios7603 3 роки тому +1

      people be eating the rich but all i really wanted was to profit off the rich * thinking meme*

    • @cronical246
      @cronical246 3 роки тому +2

      The least popular richie gets turned into meat for the poor

    • @jooot_6850
      @jooot_6850 3 роки тому +2

      Don’t eat the rich. Shoot the rich. We’ve gone past French Revolution levels. Yes, the super-rich SHOULD be murdered. You reap what you sow, I say.

  • @tomparker8282
    @tomparker8282 3 роки тому +428

    The fact this all happened in the last 3 months has thrown me into an existential spiral

    • @Zakariyasen
      @Zakariyasen 3 роки тому +22

      Wait all that was just 3 months!?

    • @sunbleachedangel
      @sunbleachedangel 3 роки тому +2

      Same

    • @jooot_6850
      @jooot_6850 3 роки тому +1

      It just makes me angry. But when I’m old enough, that second amendment is going to give that anger.. purpose, and direction..

    • @Creationweek
      @Creationweek 3 роки тому +6

      Hello, I want to officially welcome you to the club have a seat it look like we are all going to be here for a long time.

  • @LocksAndChains
    @LocksAndChains Рік тому +56

    That 1000-year mental prison sentence thing was literally the plot a Star Trek: Deep Space Nine episode. It was horrifying (and inflicted upon an innocent man).

    • @TonyMidyett
      @TonyMidyett 8 місяців тому

      Great episode! Unfortunately, the ol' Reset Button came along the next week.

    • @Tarodan
      @Tarodan 5 місяців тому

      It was also used in what I found to be the most horrifying episode of Black Mirror. (Though I haven't watched all of it)

  • @zacharymortensen4459
    @zacharymortensen4459 3 роки тому +3510

    that ending music video is absolutely sick. Thank you Shoe for this S tier content.

    • @Shoe0nHead
      @Shoe0nHead  3 роки тому +532

      favorite part of the whole video i couldn't wait to share it just for that lmao

    • @jakespacepiratee3740
      @jakespacepiratee3740 3 роки тому +48

      @@Shoe0nHead Doubt you will agree, but Babies being incubated by machines doesnt sound like a bad idea. Back in the Feudal age, Women were forced into becoming wives, and even if they gave you a daughter, that wasnt good enough, give yours husband a politically-correct child, a son! and not to mention the Women who died to childbirth. Get machines to do it instead. We could even remove hereditary diseases with the right genes. No problem here.

    • @porktopus
      @porktopus 3 роки тому +13

      🥺 great comment sir

    • @squealingsalamander6546
      @squealingsalamander6546 3 роки тому +2

      @@Shoe0nHead oh hey Shoe

    • @zacharymortensen4459
      @zacharymortensen4459 3 роки тому +6

      @@Shoe0nHead It has big Brenden Urie vibes and I'm 1000% here for it.

  • @RoyalGuardEziode
    @RoyalGuardEziode 3 роки тому +262

    How does making a criminal live 1000 years in their mind make them learn from their mistake? They'd literally go insane and probably go murdering or ending themselves

    • @Redmanticore
      @Redmanticore 3 роки тому +54

      where are the thousand years supposed to be spent? alone in the darkness? in a simulated prison with other prisoners who are also in the mind prison? either way, no rehabilitation, just 100% crazy when it ends.

    • @RoyalGuardEziode
      @RoyalGuardEziode 3 роки тому +48

      @@Redmanticore yep. it's literally just torture. Nothing is gained from it. it's terrible

    • @kikomihov007
      @kikomihov007 3 роки тому +11

      I thought black mirror is far fetched :)

    • @TeleportRush
      @TeleportRush 3 роки тому +12

      @@Redmanticore Even existing on the internet for 1000 years sounds kind of dangerous to mental health. Such an idea has an ability to rehabilitate, but only if rehabilitation is the goal, which I'm very doubtful

    • @oreodepup
      @oreodepup 3 роки тому +21

      It sounds like a fucking super villain origin story

  • @Cuuppeli
    @Cuuppeli 3 роки тому +317

    I always have to mentally prepare for every episode of Hell World and it's never enough

  • @fluffypinkpandas
    @fluffypinkpandas 2 роки тому +10

    Google removes results when looking up "black rock HQ location"

  • @l_pin5930
    @l_pin5930 3 роки тому +697

    "Salami made from human celebrities muscle cells"
    Looks like Cannibalism with extra steps

  • @crippledcrusader1321
    @crippledcrusader1321 3 роки тому +409

    Basically almost everything seen in this video is the epitome of “just because you can, doesn’t mean you should”

    • @N8Maple01
      @N8Maple01 3 роки тому +18

      Also makes you think that maybe the Amish are on to something.

    • @avedic
      @avedic 3 роки тому +4

      10:50 ok, that's it, i'm going to bed....
      FUUUUUCK humanity.
      goodnight.

  • @fredericodargel9919
    @fredericodargel9919 3 роки тому +992

    Basically, Shadowrun; cyberpunk, wageslaves, megacorps. The only thing is left is the meteor that will bring magic, and by the looks of it, even though it’s magic, I wouldn’t be surprised at this point anymore.

    • @yellowbeard1
      @yellowbeard1 3 роки тому +81

      At least some magic and elf women on OnlyFans would make the hellworld a bit more interesting for a bit. I'm sure it would get old quickly but it would be something new.

    • @marinatedweasel5424
      @marinatedweasel5424 3 роки тому +31

      Perhaps it’s time to Johnny silverhand and the megacorporations

    • @Lazar-TS
      @Lazar-TS 3 роки тому +25

      Oh my god meteors with unknown virus in them?
      Stand Powers finally?

    • @therongentille4412
      @therongentille4412 3 роки тому +4

      @@Samael1113 no the year of the comet was an event fasa did, the return of magic to the world has always corresponded with 2012 and the mayan calendar in sr

    • @MySqueezingArm
      @MySqueezingArm 3 роки тому +10

      40k incoming.

  • @confusioned2249
    @confusioned2249 2 роки тому +24

    "Would you all eat my salami ?"
    Instant regret

  • @shamp0ing339
    @shamp0ing339 3 роки тому +304

    A billionaire blocking out the sun was literally the driving plot of the Simpsons episode Who Shot Mr. Burns

  • @RyanRyann13
    @RyanRyann13 3 роки тому +309

    Qanon theories are cute compared to real life at this point

  • @Xiporah
    @Xiporah 3 роки тому +1655

    My husband literally came out of the kitchen to hug me and say "Give me the salami, mommy." Thanks Shoe!

  • @alexanderamos4185
    @alexanderamos4185 2 роки тому +74

    She gets flagged by Disney for using Star Wars theme, and then this episode she’s got the theme from Disney’s Pirates of the Caribbean 😂🤣 I love the balls on this girl.

    • @djz.p.e.6260
      @djz.p.e.6260 Рік тому

      Balls on a girl¿😣😖 I see a woman with Will and wit!🍵🧐

    • @painzrt7928
      @painzrt7928 Рік тому

      You love what

    • @Actually_nobody_ever
      @Actually_nobody_ever 5 місяців тому

      I'd be careful with your words in this place, boy

  • @elloitsjello3337
    @elloitsjello3337 3 роки тому +317

    I like how we're getting to the futuristic dystopian society I thought was only possible in books and movies as a kid

    • @marcusappelberg369
      @marcusappelberg369 3 роки тому +37

      Massive income inequality, crime, housing crises. Extreme weather and rampant climate change. Global pandemic. Democracies falling into fascism and or neofeudalism. Religious extremists rising. Welcome to the fun world!

    • @elloitsjello3337
      @elloitsjello3337 3 роки тому +8

      @@marcusappelberg369 hell yeah!

    • @ordinarypigeon6918
      @ordinarypigeon6918 3 роки тому +6

      Y'all, we gonna be fine! I played enough Fallout to know how to lead a society!

    • @robertgaudet7407
      @robertgaudet7407 3 роки тому

      It’s Rousseauean!

    • @SeleenShadowpaw
      @SeleenShadowpaw 3 роки тому +6

      i'm just sad that it's the lamest brand of dystopia imaginable. My hometown didn't even got taken over by a dragon, the cyberware is going to suck hard, and the biggest evil scheme in corporate dominion seems either rent fraud or income tax evasion. It's just so lame xD

  • @TheZakurumy
    @TheZakurumy 3 роки тому +722

    I don't even live in the USA and I got depression over the future this world is heading. Thanks Shoe!

    • @octaviodiaz7277
      @octaviodiaz7277 3 роки тому +5

      Just think about how much better it is now than in WW2 and WW1

    • @stefan.marsenicc
      @stefan.marsenicc 3 роки тому +19

      @@octaviodiaz7277 it would be even better if both finished differently

    • @Ayaanle07
      @Ayaanle07 3 роки тому +2

      Sucks to hear

    • @academicorum3651
      @academicorum3651 3 роки тому

      Literally resumes my youtube experience

    • @JohnDarksoul69
      @JohnDarksoul69 3 роки тому +5

      you see, we're all fucked my man. live in USA or not. we're all heading towards some shit together

  • @tranquilthecat3417
    @tranquilthecat3417 3 роки тому +2519

    "The Cicadas life is basically scream, fuck, die." Thats pretty fucken metal.

    • @deathserpent9747
      @deathserpent9747 3 роки тому +75

      Same with dragonflies/damselflies but it's Kill, Fuck, Die.

    • @damianrehbein3992
      @damianrehbein3992 3 роки тому +26

      @@thibautklinger5178
      That was ants I belive and the Fungus literally grows out of their Brain very visibly.

    • @SamSung-sl1is
      @SamSung-sl1is 3 роки тому +9

      Hey, it's almost like people.

    • @tobymaltby6036
      @tobymaltby6036 3 роки тому +12

      Preceded by a 17 year long childhood...
      remind you of any other species ... ?

    • @arcanonn
      @arcanonn 3 роки тому +3

      *write that down, write that down-*

  • @SuzukiJim
    @SuzukiJim 5 місяців тому +8

    You may be the funniest comedian ever. Timing, expressions, use of props, etc. And you seek truth not BS (I'm hated by the "left" and "right" as well)! Doesn't hurt that you're such an effing Babe!!!!!!

  • @Micamicamico
    @Micamicamico 3 роки тому +723

    The point of the rainbow is it represents everybody. Adding more is insane, it actively makes the flag not about everyone anymore

    • @paulmaul2186
      @paulmaul2186 3 роки тому +50

      No kidding. It looks ridiculous now. They painted sidewalks in my town with this ridiculous pattern.

    • @grambo4436
      @grambo4436 3 роки тому +42

      When grifters, opportunist and statist infiltrators ruined the symbology of movements. kind of makes you think!

    • @Rov-Nihil
      @Rov-Nihil 3 роки тому +32

      It's a stupid fxcking flag and I'm LGBT

    • @lauren-db8zg
      @lauren-db8zg 3 роки тому +13

      Booo, everyone is still included in the new flags. They exist to emphasize the inclusion of people who are sometimes left out. If u really hate it, the rainbow flag is still available for u to use

    • @lerpog4509
      @lerpog4509 3 роки тому +21

      its like saying you support lgbt and trans people….
      and? like thats what the t stands for

  • @Douchenko
    @Douchenko 3 роки тому +361

    We’re really researching how to do extra physiological torture and how to make humans allergic to meat but not stopping climate change and a renewable source for oil

    • @mj91212
      @mj91212 3 роки тому +13

      Yup, cause that’s what the evil rich folks want. It’s all irrelevant at this point anyways, humanity will likely be extinct by 2072.

    • @tuseroni6085
      @tuseroni6085 3 роки тому +3

      yeah, but how would they get those chemicals into everyone, you would need some kind of forced injections at a massive scale, so i think were safe.

    • @mj91212
      @mj91212 3 роки тому +11

      @@tuseroni6085 Not really, that particular tick enzyme could be spread as a gas, so they could use planes to disperse it, or better yet drones.

    • @mj91212
      @mj91212 3 роки тому +6

      @@tuseroni6085 You know, like how crop dusters work.

    • @sacwingedbatsatadbitsad4346
      @sacwingedbatsatadbitsad4346 3 роки тому +10

      We already know how to stop climate change.

  • @cupidbeaux6251
    @cupidbeaux6251 3 роки тому +657

    When that guy started going on about how people don't wanna give up eating meat and we can use human engineering to solve that problem. I thought he was gonna talk about lab-created synthetic meat. I would have never have guess he'd be like "I think we should just force a food intolerance onto people without their consent, that's an option!" Like, I am all for making it so we no longer have to eat animals but not at the expensive of.... giving people allergies on purpose??? Idk I just don't think saving animals should come at the expense of hurting people but maybe I'm just wacky!

    • @godsavethequeen7299
      @godsavethequeen7299 3 роки тому +55

      Exactly, I'm okay with the vegan movement by itself. But it's not a good thing hurt people (Including old people, children and pregnant women) to stop animals suffering.

    • @JamesLacroixx
      @JamesLacroixx 3 роки тому +45

      It's also literal eugenics. God that was disgusting.

    • @godsavethequeen7299
      @godsavethequeen7299 3 роки тому +1

      @@JamesLacroixx Why eugenics?

    • @ieajackson5518
      @ieajackson5518 3 роки тому +42

      @@godsavethequeen7299 because he means to genetically modify a person to stop them from having what they deem to be “negative traits”.

    • @JamesLacroixx
      @JamesLacroixx 3 роки тому +8

      @@godsavethequeen7299 Selective breeding.

  • @lanetorty7529
    @lanetorty7529 Рік тому +35

    Slowly but surely, 40k is become more of a prediction

    • @admiralhackett7686
      @admiralhackett7686 Рік тому +7

      What sucks is I think we're gonna skip the dark age of technology utopia and just jump straight to grimdark

    • @lanetorty7529
      @lanetorty7529 Рік тому +1

      @@admiralhackett7686 oh no......

    • @JURASSICLEGO777
      @JURASSICLEGO777 7 місяців тому

      Hell na we probably are.

    • @secretname2670
      @secretname2670 5 місяців тому

      thats a very optimist approach you have. If anything, before any advancements in technology come we will straight up enter the Unification Wars and wipe the human race out before the 41st millenium is even halfway there.

  • @mate_salamanca
    @mate_salamanca 3 роки тому +514

    this series went from a fun way to see the collapse of society to actually seeing the whole world burn, while we wither into the abyss. what a fun way to get depressed

    • @Fireholder1
      @Fireholder1 3 роки тому +18

      tfw you're so depressed you watch Shoe videos to cheer you up

    • @dramwertz4833
      @dramwertz4833 3 роки тому +14

      Accept that humanity is doomed and just enjoy that you are able to watch the finale of a series going on the last several hundred thousand years.

    • @BasedPotat0
      @BasedPotat0 3 роки тому +2

      @@dramwertz4833 but what if I don't want to be a part in the story of how humanity fell?

    • @dramwertz4833
      @dramwertz4833 3 роки тому +4

      @@BasedPotat0 you dont need to. You can just grab yourself some popcorn and watch. Sadly you will be involved a little bit but one can try to ignore that

    • @Matteus2109
      @Matteus2109 3 роки тому +5

      It all keeps tumbling down, tumbling down, tumbling down.

  • @GermanJet
    @GermanJet 3 роки тому +475

    "give me the salami, mommy" - shoeonhead 2021... ah yes, and the choir rejoiced and repeated this chant for all to hear through the kingdom.

    • @fossfox
      @fossfox 3 роки тому +7

      Give me the salami, mommy

    • @s.c.e.w
      @s.c.e.w 3 роки тому +5

      Give me the salami, mommy

    • @proxy90909
      @proxy90909 3 роки тому +5

      Give me the salami, mommy

    • @kriptonite981
      @kriptonite981 3 роки тому +5

      Give me the salami, mommy

    • @Sketcheroni
      @Sketcheroni 3 роки тому +7

      give me the salami, mommy

  • @kingjest5257
    @kingjest5257 3 роки тому +114

    Isn't eating cloned muscle cells from a celebrity, like... Cannibalism? In the literal sense?

    • @yahstino
      @yahstino 3 роки тому +22

      It is in fact cannibalism

    • @Speederzzz
      @Speederzzz 3 роки тому +7

      Yes, like on a philosophy debate bro level you could say its ethical, but I think mentally I (and most of humanity) would not be okay with it

    • @tyrellthiel2201
      @tyrellthiel2201 3 роки тому +5

      Look into "prions". Cuz this is how you get prions.

    • @tyrellthiel2201
      @tyrellthiel2201 3 роки тому +2

      @@AbuHajarAlBugatti I wish I was surprised to hear that...thanks for the headsup bruv, I will check this out
      Edit: FUCK.

    • @LordVader1094
      @LordVader1094 3 роки тому

      Yes. People are starting to normalize fucking CANNIBALISM. Wtf is even going on

  • @timefororbit
    @timefororbit Рік тому +13

    Blackrock is also part of the ESG scoring system, which allows it to control basically company that wants access to low interest loans. For instance, Exxon is one of the top 10 highest rated ESG compliant organizations, but Tesla has a worse "environmental" score because of something to do with free speech and online platforms. It's extremely dystopian.

    • @chinablue1699
      @chinablue1699 5 місяців тому

      NO, dystopian is Obama signing C.I.S.A. into law and the main stream news media sweeping it under the rug so no one knows about it since they align with his political party, if Bush had taken away our privacy rights there literally would have been rioting by the leftist with the media promoting the story as heroic people fighting back against a fascist dictator.

  • @chris78102
    @chris78102 3 роки тому +141

    Watching this I was thinking "oh yeah I remember that from a long time ago." Turns out it was only the last 3 months and now my year is ruined. Thank you Shoe.

  • @lemmonboy6459
    @lemmonboy6459 3 роки тому +435

    Describing emerging Cicadas as, “too old for Drake Bell” is fucking gold

  • @catdogfan732
    @catdogfan732 3 роки тому +390

    Isn't the whole "celebrity salami" thing kind of like casual cannibalism?

    • @valterfara5027
      @valterfara5027 3 роки тому +29

      It is, prepare your brain for deterioration with this fucking abomination.

    • @toothyluna4042
      @toothyluna4042 3 роки тому +11

      Quiet fool, the James Franco salamis

    • @kinagrill
      @kinagrill 3 роки тому +24

      @@MalloonTarka Ever eaten some rough skin or swallowed some blood from a mouthbleed? Autocannibalism! :P

    • @TM-vl9su
      @TM-vl9su 3 роки тому +1

      Finally.

    • @runicvision26
      @runicvision26 3 роки тому +3

      It’s gmo free!

  • @aubreetanner9543
    @aubreetanner9543 2 роки тому +16

    My Mexican aunt once showed up to a family dinner with a bowl of crickets saying they were a delicacy" in Mexico (the rest of this side of the family is white). Most of my family members were skeptical, but she managed to persuade I think every one of my aunts and uncles to try one, but when she tried convincing my dad, he said "You try one," and she was like "Ew no I'm not gonna do that!"

  • @Killerkiki313
    @Killerkiki313 3 роки тому +1941

    “Call me pessimistic... call me naive... call me a moron... call me an idiot... call me a slut.. tell me I’ve been bad.” IM DYING 😂😂😂 I had to watch that three times.

  • @eyvweblog
    @eyvweblog 3 роки тому +313

    the mind prison is LITERALLY a black mirror episode lmao

    • @trevorjames6185
      @trevorjames6185 3 роки тому +23

      And an old star trek episode

    • @Gaius752
      @Gaius752 3 роки тому +14

      @@trevorjames6185 Poor chief O'Brian :/

    • @ByAnyVotesNecessary
      @ByAnyVotesNecessary 3 роки тому +11

      Its fucking prison braindance from Cyberpunk the TTRPG

    • @matheuss886
      @matheuss886 3 роки тому +12

      And the artifical womb thing is literally Brave New World

    • @jromero9795
      @jromero9795 3 роки тому +9

      @@matheuss886 and Axolotl Tanks from the Dune saga

  • @darreideamos2309
    @darreideamos2309 3 роки тому +929

    Seeing a robot drive by a homeless man is the most american thing ever

    • @I34VVI3U5
      @I34VVI3U5 3 роки тому +35

      Pretty sure that would be, if it had some kind of stick to poke homeless people with, until they move out of the way.

    • @bencebenedek2610
      @bencebenedek2610 3 роки тому +10

      Cryberpunk 2021

    • @stenzel27
      @stenzel27 3 роки тому +6

      You haven't seen a drone bomb one yet.

    • @leidenswerkzeug
      @leidenswerkzeug 3 роки тому

      Your profile picture is the cutest thing ever

    • @9c7c
      @9c7c 3 роки тому

      @@leidenswerkzeug the anime is called the

  • @CrystalStarscape
    @CrystalStarscape 2 місяці тому +2

    Shoe: like there's anything terrible that happens on this channel
    Also Shoe: *proceeds to immediately eat KitKat without separating them*

  • @PQRDG
    @PQRDG 3 роки тому +135

    “Give me salami mommy” might be the most cursed sentence to come out of this video somehow

  • @jon327
    @jon327 3 роки тому +149

    When will conspiracy theories predict that everything is gonna be okay

    • @friedrichjaeger367
      @friedrichjaeger367 3 роки тому +13

      That would be too whacky of a theory even for the most seasoned flat earthers

    • @darreideamos2309
      @darreideamos2309 3 роки тому +4

      Woow that's the craziest and most insane conspiracy I have ever seen

    • @TheLordNovo
      @TheLordNovo 3 роки тому +3

      Because conspiracy theorists that end up being right don’t believe what they do because it’s good. They warn us

    • @sergeantarchdornan1085
      @sergeantarchdornan1085 3 роки тому +2

      Oh no they exist, these are the only conspiracy theories we actually suppress

    • @thegrandmasterwizard
      @thegrandmasterwizard 3 роки тому +2

      They did, it's called revelations... 😘

  • @ProgPro96
    @ProgPro96 3 роки тому +172

    Jeff Bezos has that "evil person in a cartoon" laugh... and that makes complete sense actually.

  • @Akintudne
    @Akintudne Рік тому +9

    The Outer Limits (1995), S2E22 "The Sentence" explored the concept of VR prison where decades in the simulation pass in just hours. The creator accidentally gets trapped inside, and when he gets back out, he immediately tries to destroy the machine.

  • @justinjernigan5696
    @justinjernigan5696 3 роки тому +263

    Those Israeli "soldiers" on TikTok are actually Ukrainian and Russian models hired to do it. Slavic women telling Jewish and American men to die for Israel, lol.

  • @MythicRanger2401
    @MythicRanger2401 3 роки тому +256

    "Aliens will probably be bug creatures"
    People who romanced Garrus and Vetra in Mass Effect: 👁👄👁

    • @Ankoku9999
      @Ankoku9999 3 роки тому +4

      Let's be sincere if they want a male romance Garrus is the one he even do the imposible and make Shepard learn to dance or at least follow damn that's a legendary achievement... also Vetra she's nice in deed.
      Surely I the future ME will make Hannar, Krogan, Salarian, etc romance able xDD

    • @TheZakurumy
      @TheZakurumy 3 роки тому +5

      Then proceed to tell us to eat bug. I think they want us to eat the aliens

    • @atashgallagher1631
      @atashgallagher1631 3 роки тому +9

      Tali is the best girl
      Garrus I'd the best boi
      If you have brain damage and fail to romance either of them then they end up together as they deserve.

    • @awol2019
      @awol2019 3 роки тому +2

      @@MrJustonemorevoice That's right, they are both dextro biology , almost forgot.

    • @collinmclaren6608
      @collinmclaren6608 3 роки тому

      Tol spiky GF is best GF (if we're talking about Andromeda, anyway)

  • @tylerisadumb
    @tylerisadumb 3 роки тому +393

    Never has the title of "Hell World" ever been so accurate.

    • @jiffylou98
      @jiffylou98 3 роки тому +3

      hotter and truer by the year

    • @Bird.Lover6000
      @Bird.Lover6000 3 роки тому +5

      Honestly now I'm gonna protest pollution for making my schlong into a schmall 😠

    • @Snippe475
      @Snippe475 3 роки тому

      just started the video, uh oh.

    • @4kuj1n
      @4kuj1n 3 роки тому +1

      It’s getting more accurate, episode by episode

  • @neobahumut707
    @neobahumut707 Рік тому +3

    Blocking out the sun, ironically is also part of the plot of the matrix.

  • @collinmclaren6608
    @collinmclaren6608 3 роки тому +277

    _"I have NEVER seen an attractive alien."_
    Are you just going to ignore them sweet quarian hips?

    • @caesthoffe
      @caesthoffe 3 роки тому +29

      smh these scientists trying to say mass effect wasnt accurate??

    • @Redbird-dh7mu
      @Redbird-dh7mu 3 роки тому +18

      In the words of a random UA-cam comment, “those quarian hips don’t lie and neither do I”.

    • @big_sea
      @big_sea 3 роки тому +2

      yes

    • @polff8820
      @polff8820 2 роки тому +1

      @Reader Stuff you are talking about star wars or is there another togruta species? If star wars: 10/10 would put d in it.

    • @DashingSteel
      @DashingSteel 2 роки тому

      Their accents are even sexier.

  • @OfficialMTTstudios
    @OfficialMTTstudios 3 роки тому +321

    Media”shoe is extremist leftist media”
    Shoe “man the world is on fire lol.”

    • @zachary7897
      @zachary7897 3 роки тому +11

      Extremist leftist? Who says that? They all pretend like she is a right winger because she owns Feminists and SJWs
      Edit: I watched more of the video lmao

    • @heatherstacy2976
      @heatherstacy2976 3 роки тому +7

      She shits on everyone and thats why I love her and always will ❤

    • @MrFragalax
      @MrFragalax 3 роки тому +1

      Remember when they thought she was right wing? Pepperidge Farm remembers.

    • @myblacklab7
      @myblacklab7 3 роки тому

      The weird thing is that her politics are actually pretty typical for her demographic, and although she can be a bit bombastic in her critiques of the rich, powerful, and stupid, she is pretty moderate in her opinions, if not in her artistic expression of those opinions.
      Shoe basically seems to believe in individual rights, non-discrimination, and a strong welfare state, so she's just a typical '80s-style liberal for the most part.
      As for her comedy, personality, editing skills, writing, etc., I think that's what sets her apart, but in a good way. She has put out some extremely high-quality productions, so maybe she is a quality extremist, and that's why the media decided to portray her as an "extremist leftist."

  • @condotiero860
    @condotiero860 3 роки тому +387

    'Turning celebrities into salami'
    Ah I see, this is our equivalent of drinking gladiator sweat...
    Clearly the end of days, i'll just show myself out.

    • @valterfara5027
      @valterfara5027 3 роки тому +21

      Isn't this cannibalism?

    • @kinagrill
      @kinagrill 3 роки тому +9

      Actually if they killed the celebrity we'd get a better world. Less 'popular idiots' saying something and then a ton of tweens go twitter about it and suddenly saying 'beef' is a racial slur or some such.

    • @valterfara5027
      @valterfara5027 3 роки тому

      @@kinagrill But, we're not supposed to eat them. There's a reason cannibalism isn't something that's allowed in most places.

    • @kinagrill
      @kinagrill 3 роки тому

      @@valterfara5027 we are supposed to eat the vatgrown cells of them instead?
      And you seriously missed my intent here.

    • @valterfara5027
      @valterfara5027 3 роки тому +2

      @@kinagrill I mean: no eating human meat. Because it's bad.

  • @timtim9791
    @timtim9791 2 роки тому +97

    Sooo… I’m a conservative… and I absolutely love shoe ❤!! I seriously feel like no matter what your politics are Shoe drops some serious truth! Keep it coming June we’re here for it!!

    • @mrlegodude96alt2
      @mrlegodude96alt2 Рік тому +15

      yikes

    • @Log-On-Line
      @Log-On-Line Рік тому +1

      @@mrlegodude96alt2 what

    • @hassansyed5036
      @hassansyed5036 Рік тому +6

      I hope she sees this bro.

    • @Kitsuragi556
      @Kitsuragi556 Рік тому +29

      You don't have to say you're a conservative. Honestly, it's best just to distance yourself from either side and think independently like every other rational human being. You can form opinions without having to pick a team.

    • @ergorudolf1627
      @ergorudolf1627 Рік тому +1

      @@Kitsuragi556 conservative and right wing are different

  • @charlesxavier4409
    @charlesxavier4409 3 роки тому +294

    Americas military is clearly a KDA player, they don't care if they win as long as they get more kills.

    • @charlesdemers1197
      @charlesdemers1197 3 роки тому +1

      KDA? What is that

    • @uncertain_zee
      @uncertain_zee 3 роки тому +14

      @@charlesdemers1197 (Kill+assist)/death ratio, or kill/death/assist, basically a ratio to check your performance on a game by comparing how many kills u get vs how many times u die

    • @Villani_AV
      @Villani_AV 3 роки тому +9

      They always play objective games too, so annoying

    • @Brent-jj6qi
      @Brent-jj6qi 3 роки тому +9

      @@Villani_AV the last time someone tried TDM they got banned for “genocide”

  • @RightAsRainCreations
    @RightAsRainCreations 3 роки тому +96

    the production quality goes up, and the world plunges further into the rings of hell.

  • @boomer6056
    @boomer6056 3 роки тому +761

    Man, I can't wait to work 22 hour shifts at a packaging company for $2 an hour to pay off the 10,234 dollar debt from my Kanye West salami addiction, all while raising a child from a pod with my robot wife (whom is probably cheating on me for the sentient toaster!) The future sounds very fun and exciting!

    • @hinamiravenroot7162
      @hinamiravenroot7162 3 роки тому +54

      I really hope you counted that 2$ against inflation. Don't get your hopes up, bud

    • @reidfeldmonkey5078
      @reidfeldmonkey5078 3 роки тому +34

      Just make sure you don’t go to 12,000,000 year instant-jail

    • @xxxxOS
      @xxxxOS 2 роки тому +15

      Hey! At least you are alive. Us women are getting the chop once the tech nerds figure out how to out a synthetic womb in a tesla. Actually, I'd rather be dead. Good luck comrade.

    • @recklessgoon2308
      @recklessgoon2308 2 роки тому +4

      @@xxxxOS shit you’re right

    • @zingorideslegocreations3729
      @zingorideslegocreations3729 2 роки тому

      @@xxxxOS Well, once the sexbots become good enough, sexual harassment against women might decrease. Why harass someone when you can get your pent up frustrations released without worry.

  • @novisstulus4631
    @novisstulus4631 Рік тому +6

    "human skin covers for phones" damn I ain't that desperate for physical contact.

  • @TubeEamo
    @TubeEamo 3 роки тому +617

    "Go ahead, marry your cousin it's not that bad for your kids."
    From a genetic stand-point you might dodge any complications for one generation. However a few generations do this and it becomes very, very problematic for the children. Groups that practice first cousin marriage have a massive disparity in the national average for a host of disabilities compared to those with more genetic diversity. Recessive traits are no joke.

    • @ArturoLopez-ly2pn
      @ArturoLopez-ly2pn 3 роки тому +74

      Brb gonna make my bloodline re-create the H A B S B U R G C H I N

    • @jimbology7617
      @jimbology7617 3 роки тому +23

      @@ArturoLopez-ly2pn I was just about to comment "the Habsburgs would be proud"

    • @nemesis962074
      @nemesis962074 3 роки тому +41

      This is actually a pretty big problem in the Middle East

    • @tidepodpadthai2633
      @tidepodpadthai2633 3 роки тому +28

      I'm surprised this has to be explained to people, but then again most people don't even consider what happens beyond themselves, so

    • @aizen9693
      @aizen9693 3 роки тому +3

      Yeah fr, not keeping the bloodline pure is the solemn reason why we're in this shit anyways.
      Seems now we have reached a critical mass of degeneracy, and we can't even think critically anymore.

  • @Shatterstar
    @Shatterstar 3 роки тому +86

    "I have never seen a attractive alien." Says somebody who clearly never played the Mass Effect trilogy.

    • @SuperExodian
      @SuperExodian 3 роки тому +1

      nah, halo, that sexy ass flood booteh. gravemind do be lookin' thicc.

    • @kinagrill
      @kinagrill 3 роки тому +1

      Actually no human being has ever seen an alien. Period. Everything we've seen so far is earthborn.

    • @chippudoodles5590
      @chippudoodles5590 3 роки тому

      Giygas is the best alien waifu

    • @randomfools808
      @randomfools808 3 роки тому

      Or watched Species

    • @blastanoizz2
      @blastanoizz2 3 роки тому +4

      >tfw no thicc asari gf
      why even live

  • @DeathWishGaming
    @DeathWishGaming 3 роки тому +831

    Shoe: "I haven't gotten laid in two years."
    Five minutes later: "I never leave my room."
    Mystery solved.

    • @MrRafalel
      @MrRafalel 3 роки тому +48

      I mean... ... they could go there... I would
      Joke not joke

    • @odie9202
      @odie9202 3 роки тому +1

      gold

    • @FreedomAndPeaceOnly
      @FreedomAndPeaceOnly 3 роки тому +41

      I doubt that somehow.
      Shoe is too hot. ^^

    • @fuzzylogickben
      @fuzzylogickben 3 роки тому +22

      @@FreedomAndPeaceOnly shoe is so hot she can power a professional microphone or a flash.

    • @johnsykes3970
      @johnsykes3970 3 роки тому +19

      @@MrRafalel I mean, aren’t you *supposed* to go to the chick’s house? That’s what I’ve always thought. 🤷‍♂️

  • @jellyfishmachinist
    @jellyfishmachinist 2 місяці тому +1

    You are a treasure of dark comedy and present the abject absurdities we all must somehow live within and laugh and mock it's power over us . Keep calling out the nightmares and throw them in the bonfire of comedy.

  • @tryhardnub383
    @tryhardnub383 3 роки тому +220

    There are literally movies explaining why bringing back dinosaurs is a bad idea.

    • @jasoncp3257
      @jasoncp3257 3 роки тому +17

      In 500 years they'll think Jurassic park is a documentary of the first dinosaur outbreak

    • @strawberrylotlizard
      @strawberrylotlizard 3 роки тому +2

      Hey that was only because Phil tippets dropped the ball and let them loose

    • @atashgallagher1631
      @atashgallagher1631 3 роки тому +1

      Yes but these dinosaurs can psychically dominate you via neuralink.

    • @sadbread2446
      @sadbread2446 3 роки тому

      realistically speaking it probably wouldnt be all that horrific, even assuming dinosaurs somehow escaped they likely wouldn't be able to get very far in the modern wild since most wildlife is way too fast for dinosaurs to catch so they'd either starve or inevitably be hunted and killed by humans. if dinosaurs managed to get into the wild they'd probably be hunted into extinction again in like 3 weeks because of how crazy people would get about wanting to kill them, most of the destruction would probably be hunters shooting eachother to try and pick up their own dinosaur kill lol

    • @jasoncp3257
      @jasoncp3257 3 роки тому +1

      bread dinosaurs were killed by a very big rock, not hunting

  • @inaugurated
    @inaugurated 3 роки тому +326

    The whole "tricking criminals minds into thinking they've served a 1000- year sentence" is directly taken from a Black Mirror episode.

    • @dragontyron
      @dragontyron 3 роки тому +9

      it's also in Starset's music videos

    • @badbeardbill9956
      @badbeardbill9956 2 роки тому +3

      It’s by no means a new idea

    • @thenooblvl100
      @thenooblvl100 2 роки тому

      Yup, White Christmas

    • @Proletarius87
      @Proletarius87 Рік тому +1

      Heard about Eternal Prison created by Moebius the Time Streamer?

  • @deez7729
    @deez7729 3 роки тому +384

    I had never heard Jeff Bezos’s voice before this video, and he sounds like a cartoonish super rich villain to me.

    • @deez7729
      @deez7729 3 роки тому +9

      @El Rey Quinones yes

    • @M0rdFustang
      @M0rdFustang 3 роки тому +17

      @El Rey Quinones Lex Bezos 😄

    • @johnbearjunkyard
      @johnbearjunkyard 3 роки тому +7

      and that supervillain laugh...

    • @maxireigl1919
      @maxireigl1919 3 роки тому +1

      @@johnbearjunkyard Oh yeah, from the Dr Octojeff video?

    • @youfacejarraxus3392
      @youfacejarraxus3392 2 роки тому

      It's cuz of those sweet sweet high quality steroids

  • @loaf_of_beans1619
    @loaf_of_beans1619 8 місяців тому +1

    We have gotten a little bit to comfortable with the “could we?” And we are far too unconcerned about the “should we?”

  • @HmmWho69
    @HmmWho69 3 роки тому +143

    The takeaway from this was 1. Shadowrun is coming, and we cant afford the augments. 2. possible slimegirls are out there 3. Shoe just fucking bites into a whole ass kitkat bar.

    • @phant0mwolf421
      @phant0mwolf421 3 роки тому +4

      And bit off a whole ass cricket head.

    • @lavantant2731
      @lavantant2731 3 роки тому

      @@phant0mwolf421 they're literally not even bite sized and we just saw her eat a bite of a kitkat, this is the thing that made me maddest

    • @Argosaxelcaos
      @Argosaxelcaos 3 роки тому +3

      I'm still salty we live in a cyberpunk dystopia but there's no augments. Ig life is just slavery to corporate overlords uncaring of human life or the planet, at least give me the cool bits

  • @johnsmith-de2py
    @johnsmith-de2py 3 роки тому +112

    We're just in the early stages of a black mirror episode now.

    • @mahesw9637
      @mahesw9637 3 роки тому +9

      31:33 is literally White fucking Christmas

  • @CurtDegree
    @CurtDegree 3 роки тому +151

    I’m more and more convinced it’s not that scientists haven’t watched/read any dystopian science fiction… but that they’ve read it all, and just thought “Wow. Neat.” and then put in a grant study request to the NSA.

    • @twig8523
      @twig8523 3 роки тому +2

      You do realize that a single horror study is not even a case study for the efficacy of the tangentially-related concepts that science can make real, right? Like, you understand the difference between fiction & reality, right? Some author has no understanding of the specifics of these technological advancements. Things go wrong for plot reasons, and nothing else.
      I mean... I really feel like I'm stating the painfully obvious... but then I see all kinds of random normies going way beyond making jokes, & trying to sound the alarm, as if that one show they watched gave them any real insight into the damn thing.

    • @shepardren8006
      @shepardren8006 3 роки тому +2

      Hell George Orwell wrote it in his companion book to 1984
      That governments and agencies would look at his work and get ideas from it

    • @shepardren8006
      @shepardren8006 3 роки тому +1

      @@twig8523
      Isaac Asimov...
      George Orwell...
      A handful of other well Known Dystopian fiction Authors....
      That focus mainly on short stories than full blown novels
      They knew damn well the implications of their "plot devices/gimmicks/functionality"
      That's why they wrote about it.

    • @CurtDegree
      @CurtDegree 3 роки тому +2

      @@shepardren8006 I don't think he understands that authors use the genre to explore and make commentary on the downfalls of the human condition when hypothetically handed a set of circumstances and/or powers, not the technologies or ideas which exist in the setting themselves, so you pointing out the authors and their work is probably lost on him.
      I would also venture of guess he's never looked into any of the MIT LSD studies, the Stafford prison experiment, the Murray Interrogation experiments, or even something basic like the WWII German and Japanese medical studies featuring Jewish and Chinese human test subjects (respectively) far enough to gain an appreciation for the fact that science can (and often does) venture into the horribly, horribly unethical and downright terrifying.
      Often times the desire for increased knowledge outweighs conscious respect for humanity inside of the class of people who dedicate their entire lives to their studies... Especially when that compulsion for further breakthroughs comes with the backing of a blank check.
      But I'm sure I'm just a loon who has read to much fiction, probably.

    • @shepardren8006
      @shepardren8006 3 роки тому

      @@CurtDegree True.
      I just find it hard how he called out the difference between fiction and reality regarding the subject matter.
      When practically almost every major headline Author did their research.
      Or lived it in some capacity.
      And a side little nitpick.... for both of you.
      This is a UA-cam comment section.
      Not a thesis paper on top of an addendum stapled to a rushed energy drink infused 5:45am paper.
      Chill out with the big words. It's ok to sound average.

  • @CJ-ty5cj
    @CJ-ty5cj 11 місяців тому +2

    These episodes are awesome… hope you keep this series going! Thanks!

  • @ericmyrs
    @ericmyrs 3 роки тому +152

    Jeff Bezos already got that evil villain laugh nailed down. Now he only needs the volcano lair, and moon base. Of course, Elon Musk probably already built a dozen.

  • @xscitobor1233
    @xscitobor1233 3 роки тому +85

    22:09 "like there is anything terrible that happens on this channel" she says while taking a bite out of a kitkat like a sandwich, Truly the worst leftist behavior I've ever seen.

  • @1512125
    @1512125 3 роки тому +262

    Imagine how rehabilited a person would be after a 1000 year sentence, that's some super villain origin story shit

    • @josephschultz3301
      @josephschultz3301 2 роки тому +40

      It is fascinating how utterly _insane_ that idea is. Like, "Okay, so this man was convicted on three counts of first degree murder. How about we sentence him to 1,000 years alone in a prison deep inside his already unstable mind? What could possibly go wrong?"

    • @josephschultz3301
      @josephschultz3301 2 роки тому +25

      @@ThisLadyIsNotTheSame Origin: "Hi, I'm Jim the plumber. I got nicked for selling pot on the side."
      Result: "Greeting, _Mortal._ I am James the Omniscient. I have spent 1,000 years contemplating my return. Good tidings. Now, face your doom."

    • @peachy_lili
      @peachy_lili 2 роки тому +4

      @@josephschultz3301 we're all so unbelievably screwed lol

  • @samfish2550
    @samfish2550 Рік тому +6

    I'll take shoe eating the bug as recompense for the unspeakable "KitKat incident"

  • @mathieuleader8601
    @mathieuleader8601 3 роки тому +140

    "prisoners can experience 1000 years sentence within 8 hours"
    We're approaching *1 Million years dungeon*

    • @dualremix494
      @dualremix494 3 роки тому +16

      It's like they read the story "I have no mouth yet i must scream".

    • @georgetirado8614
      @georgetirado8614 3 роки тому +7

      So black mirror then?

    • @insaneasilas
      @insaneasilas 3 роки тому

      That would be UNACCEPTABLE

    • @theuseraccountname
      @theuseraccountname 3 роки тому +9

      That's completely evil dystopian shit there. You know it's not going to be used on the people who harm millions of people, it'll be used to make marijuana dealer be in prison for centuries/millennia.

    • @Skeleton69696
      @Skeleton69696 3 роки тому

      Oh boy!.That sure sounds like a fun ol' time hey buddies ol' chums?

  • @jasonthomas5196
    @jasonthomas5196 3 роки тому +144

    so, a bleak future has presented itself. One where a father and daughter sit on their couch watching Trevor Noah, while french kissing and committing cannibalism by eating Tom Cruise salami.

    • @theimmortal4718
      @theimmortal4718 3 роки тому +16

      Only when she's home on leave from the war

    • @KATinBLACK
      @KATinBLACK 3 роки тому +12

      And then their baby is sitting in a fetus pod by the TV

  • @Rogue.Rainbow
    @Rogue.Rainbow 3 роки тому +226

    “Go ahead, marry your cousin it’s not bad for your future kids” House Targaryen approves of this message

    • @kinagrill
      @kinagrill 3 роки тому +13

      So does the Habsburgs.... all of Zoroastrianism-following Royalty, etc.

    • @NJGuy1973
      @NJGuy1973 2 роки тому

      @@kinagrill And the Whitakers of West Virginia.

  • @Woodsy279
    @Woodsy279 Рік тому +4

    Ive watched the hell world saga at least 10x, love watching whilst gaming, thank you for the great content 😊

  • @Nathan-ej3bk
    @Nathan-ej3bk 3 роки тому +208

    Man, I feel like Shoe just really needs a hug right about now. This Hell World was far too horny for a healthy person.

    • @LukeMcGuireoides
      @LukeMcGuireoides 3 роки тому +21

      After two years what she really needs is a lay. I hope the youth have not foregone fucking

    • @gershefski
      @gershefski 3 роки тому +21

      @JSkopezz And your comment toward ​ @Luke McGuire is really subjective. Inappropriate comments are defined as statements directed at peers or adults that may be argumentative or hurtful in nature. You could try and argue that his comment is not with in the bounds of what is considered appropriate, or social acceptable. But this is the internet. And if you went with "argumentative" then yours and mine and everyone's comments all fit that. Let @ShoeOnHead do ShoeOnHead. If She was worried about one or even 3000 people all keying in on she said she hasn't been laid in like 2 years, she wouldn't have said it.

    • @gershefski
      @gershefski 3 роки тому +14

      @JSkopezz lol, well its either you double down, Simp hard, or go away. I still stand by my comment. mostly this is the Internet, Nobody cares. You have a good one.

    • @sagek123gmail
      @sagek123gmail 3 роки тому +1

      we feel that too. Year for me and I get it.

    • @TheFlyingPineapple
      @TheFlyingPineapple 3 роки тому +8

      @@gershefski loOK HOw sMArT i aM

  • @ryantheanimator1156
    @ryantheanimator1156 3 роки тому +283

    When the world needed Shoe the most, she came back!

    • @ThisHandleIsNotAvailable.
      @ThisHandleIsNotAvailable. 3 роки тому +4

      Come on Man! Reality has a way of intruding. Reality eventually intrudes on everything. I know I’m not supposed to like muscle cars, but I like muscle cars.

  • @grantonator3884
    @grantonator3884 3 роки тому +139

    Every 5 minutes, "Hey! it's just like that one episode of Black Mirror!"

    • @carnelianfox5010
      @carnelianfox5010 3 роки тому +1

      This series sums up "life is strange" better than the entirety of Life is Strange.

    • @slenderfoxx3797
      @slenderfoxx3797 3 роки тому +4

      The extended prison sentence one by using tech to mess with peoples brains is very much a black mirror episode lol. I remember it well. It was one of the best episodes imo

  • @davejohnson385
    @davejohnson385 2 роки тому +2

    Aliens not fuckable, not with that attitude…
    So good, and this is why I watch. Thank you.

  • @nathanham3592
    @nathanham3592 3 роки тому +149

    Shoe: Disney copy right struck me for using a few seconds of Star Wars music.
    Also Shoe: Let me use a few seconds of Pirates of the Caribbean music.
    Well good luck.

  • @mrbwfiman2899
    @mrbwfiman2899 3 роки тому +60

    If America had free healthcare, breaking bad would never have happened. I think that’s reason enough to let people die or go into crippling debt rather than bringing in free healthcare.

    • @Shoe0nHead
      @Shoe0nHead  3 роки тому +30

      this is the only good argument against it i have ever heard

    • @Soleilune1995
      @Soleilune1995 3 роки тому +1

      That's true, because it's based on a true story... 🤔

    • @chinablue1699
      @chinablue1699 5 місяців тому

      The average Canadian couple in their 20's pays in an extra 7,500 dollars a year to pay for "FREE!!" healthcare.

  • @filmfreck
    @filmfreck 3 роки тому +80

    There's literally an episode of star trek where Miles O'Brien is forced to spend 20 years or so in a mind prison that last a few hours IRL
    So glad it's gonna be a reality soon.

    • @jooot_6850
      @jooot_6850 3 роки тому +2

      Happened in Fairy Tail, too. Character gets stuck in some magic mind warp thing for a thousand years

  • @phos4us
    @phos4us 2 роки тому +2

    “Should I take the handcuffs off?”
    “No...”
    Shoe, can I come over?

  • @supersonic0003
    @supersonic0003 3 роки тому +129

    The only series i like, that i don't want to be continued, has yet released another episode. Nice!
    Can wait for the next one

    • @ericmyrs
      @ericmyrs 3 роки тому +1

      YOU SURE ABOUT THAT?!?

  • @clintholmes2061
    @clintholmes2061 3 роки тому +66

    Playstation arabia not turning pride colors had me rolling.

  • @ShortHax
    @ShortHax 3 роки тому +1922

    Hey, who can argue with free comedy straight from the nursing home

    • @JimmehRulez
      @JimmehRulez 3 роки тому +5

      Yt be censoring me

    • @JimmehRulez
      @JimmehRulez 3 роки тому +6

      I said like 50 curse words and they were all censored

    • @davidallamericananarchist9220
      @davidallamericananarchist9220 3 роки тому +8

      16:00 Real life Space Marines!!! Suffer not the heretic or the mutant or the xeno to live. The Emperor protects, let none survive...

    • @rong2912
      @rong2912 3 роки тому +3

      Dude watching this while super baked is way too...

    • @K.Marie119
      @K.Marie119 3 роки тому +3

      Please don't insult my residents/patients. Thanks.

  • @korben7710
    @korben7710 Рік тому +1

    “Aliens could be a self reproducing slime.” Have they seen Yaphit from the Orville?

  • @eXDax
    @eXDax 3 роки тому +127

    "I've decided to take a break from my mental health to come back to UA-cam." What an opener

  • @j.c.jeggis1818
    @j.c.jeggis1818 3 роки тому +29

    there's a famous reddit post of a guy that took like 400 Benadryls as a sui attempt without knowing that one of the active ingredients is a powerful deleriant. He recalls being locked in Squidward's Alone void for hundreds of years. He's alive but apparently has bad PTSD. The moral of the story is to never take more than a couple Benadryls I guess

  • @noneofyourbusiness3288
    @noneofyourbusiness3288 3 роки тому +85

    34:19 how nice of them that they show us that "live their lives normally" actually means "slave away for their corporate overlords".

    • @maximum142
      @maximum142 3 роки тому +2

      Yeah, and a woman being pregnant with her future baby apparently is not "normal".

  • @michaellugaresi700
    @michaellugaresi700 Рік тому +4

    Just one year ago you answered the best question that I was having regarding all the empty apartment in London near the river. The F. black rock buy entire building and keep them empty for having they space and keep the price of rent high to push away the unpleasant people, that make sense.