TikTok Teaches Me How To Make Money
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- Опубліковано 18 жов 2024
- TikTok solves the brutal consequences of capitalism! I make millions of dollars. It's EASY!
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Selling the idea that trading stocks is just like free money, is so fucking dangerous considering the amount of people who have lost all their money from this kinda shit
wow I didnt expect to see you here
Yeah, it mirrors the lead up to the market crash in the great depression to an eery degree, and there's not really any barriers to the social media aspect. Like the whole reason large media outlets can sway the market with a single story is if they are offering an opinion [not direct advice] based on data and they aren't invested in the subject of the article before or after for 72 hours, which are some pretty cut and dry lines on paper, Financial advisors and institutions are also subject to SEC fines as well as dismissal from their job/likely finance altogether. These social media investing gurus have accountability for the fines and such to the SEC but much like a snakeoil salesman or scam artist they can just 'move on to the next town' after tanking their following somewhere and paying what amounts to a 'parking ticket'. I think it's neat a small amount of averagish joes took a fight to wall street, but this is beginning to look a lot like the roaring 20s.
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yea, and even more have lost a shitload of money on crypto
And it’s practically based on luck, don’t @ me
How can you be poor? I don't get it, like, just get money???
Like... Just buy money like everyone else???
don't u know it just grows on trees like in animal crossing?
have you considered. stopping the whole "being poor" thing? well i can help! try: having money
people literally buy shirts that say that lmao
Damn... That's a good point. 😂
Your videos are great, and now I finally know how to get rich which is a nice bonus
thank you so much!! your videos are super awesome, im happy you like mine :-)
Im a massive fan of you and nick
@@nickisnotgreen what a wholesome interaction :)
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I'm studying international business and I'm in first semester and there are SO MANY guys who blow up our year's group chat at 3 am with random images of stocks and start discussing them as if they are the BIGGEST stock experts in the world, like dude calm down you are 19 and just failed your statistics exam
Marketing was my minor in college. I had to take a few econ classes, and every econ professor said the same thing. "if you want to invest in stocks, you might as well throw darts." They are that predictable.
Lmaooooooo @ you are 19 and just failed your statistics exam
Nothing wrong with being passionate about a topic tho, I talk about soccer with my friends all the time even tho I am not a pro. Just pass your statistics exam and you´ll be fine
@@yougotgamesonyourphone6947 dart to the heart😆😅
@@beyondtheradio the real issue isn't the randomness, which of course is an issue, but that most trading is done by algorithms these days. The idea that a fucking human on Robinhood of all things could beat out the thousands of trading algos, finding and selling on the dips before a computer does, is absurd. You will always be late to the game because a billion dollar company has the smartest people in the world working against you
The 50 30 20 rule... Lol I love how that rule just kind of assumes that after you pay your bills and pay for your food and essentials, you'll still have 50% of your income left... 🙃 All these rules are just: "do you wanna have money?? I'll tell you how! First step: have a lot of money!" like... Thanks for the help 😂
It'd be nice if they just gave advice that was adjustable for people's situations. Like most people don't have 50% left over, a large amount of people do have at least something left over even if it's a tiny bit. Like they could explain "Hey, after all of your necessities if you only have 5% left, that's a tiny amount so actually save 4% from that pile" but no they don't, they just act like everyone's situation is the same
Yea exactly. The stocks stuff is like yea a 20% return would be super cool but what number am I meant to multiply this by? Like where is that coming from? Only place I've ever seen realistic advice for all sorts of incomes is TheFinancialDiet.
Exactly! Yeah, I wish I had that much money left.
Works for the military
Most of these people in their 20s giving this advice have their rent paid by their parents/get an allowance and have never dealt soley with their own money
when i was in highschool i used my lunch money to buy adderall from one of my classmates, and then i wasn't hungry because i was high on adderall. stonks
this comment made me laugh wayyyyy harder than it should have lmao. investor bros are shook
Yo I take adderall for my ADHD and just realized that if I didn't spend money on stupid stuff like food I'd have enough to just invest and become rich!
LMAO
Damn I wish I could buy adderall for two bucks lol
Had a friend in highschool who literally did the exact opposite lol. Was prescribed adderall but didn’t like taking it because it made him lose his appetite, so instead he would sell it and buy 2 lunches instead of 1 with the money he made
Step 1: stonks
Step 2: ???
Step 3: profit
as a finance major, these example videos gave me polio
Thank you! Please call them out for their terrible advice!
i mean this in the nicest way possible but you LOOK like a finance major
Honestly
Which rhymes with portfolio, so that makes it good.. ?
I’m an out of work accountant but this also gave me polio
did dude really say "as a teen ur prolly making $12 an hour"? wtf
also... 25 hours per week? As a teen ...who attends high school? I feel like this dude never worked as a teen.
Can confirm. That's literally not legal in America! As someone who has had to schedule 16 year olds at work...We cannot mess around when it comes to that. The U.S. government does taking schooling very seriously.
Other teenagers who have gotten away with working more in the past (because there are so many personal anecdotes out there)...Had someone like me found out and reported it, and it objectively broke the law, they would get a visit from the government and at least told "stop, we're watching you, don't do it again" 😡.
Point is: He did not work 25 hours for $12 an hour at age 16. 😆 NOT in America, at least. 🇺🇸
Writing this out really made me think about it and it's laughable.
Highkey I made $7.75at my 1st job and that was good too bc its better than minimum wage.
I knew some kids who worked over 25 hours a week (at about 10 an hour) but like,,,,
they were not doing it for fun, they had families to support. I dont know a single person who even worked in high school who didnt have to =/
@@sorryifoldcomment8596 I love how the United States makes such a big deal out of how important it is for kids to be in school but then they barely fund the education system, don't enact effective laws to keep students safe (specifically gun laws but other things too), and then make it nearly impossible to attend college without living the rest of your life in debt.
@@PossiblyAlena Yeah it's bullshit, but the laws are good. What's happening right now is terrible. Rant (not at you): Child labor laws is the foundation of a first world country. Having the resources to keep kids in school til age 18 must be provided, a highschool diploma is so required for every job that they have to go back to get a GED, and funding education is the only way to actually end the cycle of poverty in America. It's sad. We need to pour money into all our school systems. It's pretty much the only way out of here. Education must be well funded and teaching must become a coveted job.
It's only going to get worse as our population grows, too. :(
Teacher Unions Now! Teachers are already planning protests in America as they are again not getting pay! It's ridiculous.
/End rant
nick uploading a video poking fun at people who annoy me every Monday is very nice because I am very angry on Mondays but do not have the energy to poke fun at people
that is a wonderful compliment i appreciate it. (also no new glasses)
Nickisnotgreen? More like Nickhasalotofgreen after following all those tiktoks! Anyway, banger video Nick, it gave me a hearty chuckle.
TRUE THAT DONNIE!
Omg. As an accountant this is downright infuriating... this is absolutely how to loose money in the stock market.
is there a way to invest wisely? everyone is always telling me to invest and with all the bs on the internet i dont know where or if i should start
Was going to go to the hospital but decided to invest in some medical stock instead. It’s because I’m not lazy y’all.
My dad does daytrading (just for fun, he has a job lol) and while you definitely can make money from it, you're not making anywhere near the crazy amounts these people claim unless you get EXTREMELY lucky. You can earn a few percent of what you invested here and there but you're not getting rich from it. Furthermore if you DO invest, you should ONLY ever invest money you can afford to lose because it could easily go down, or at least you may have to leave it there for a long time before it goes up. Only invest what you can spare!! If you can't afford to lose it, put it in a normal savings account - better safe than sorry.
That's exactly it. People do that with crypto too. You can make some money but you can lose it too. If you have some extra and want to invest, that's fine but don't spend every extra penny you have.
normal savings account might be
@@eliastalks7411 I have a savings account with 0.8% interest, I'm quite happy with that. My dad has encouraged me to put a portion of my savings into stocks but I really can't be bothered doing the required research, I'd rather have a small amount of guaranteed interest than possibly get more but also possibly lose money (while also having to put in more effort). If it's something you're interested in doing that's fine, but personally I just want my money in a safe place where I can keep it until I need it, without having to think too much about it.
I think that's v sensible! I would be inclined to agree. Staying ahead of trends etc and undertaking research is a big task in itself! It's also probably something you want to be secure as savings, because I'm assuming it's money set aside for your future rather than some spare cash lying around.
@@eliastalks7411 There are also bonds which are safe but usually have a little higher returns than savings accounts
I paid my car insurance bill during this video so I actually lost money from watching this :/
shoulda used that money to buy stocks in the insurance company ;)
... and then argued that you're technically their boss when they chase up the payment
@@fizzliebob fuck I should've done that... what was I thinking
But at least your car is save now.
I make $15 an hour and I still made the same amount as I did when I was making $11. my rent is considered low and Im fortunate enough to have my parents paying my insurance and phone. Yet I'm still living paycheck to paycheck. I swear these trust fund kids don't get that
It's ridiculous how these kids think you can save money when you're already spending 95% of your salary JUST SO YOU DON'T DIE. Luckly, for me at least, I don't live in America and here the living costs are significantly lower. I don't know what would have I been doing if I lived there because even here it feels like hell. Goodluck man, I hope it gets better for you in the future though.
@@end4567 Omg thank you! 🥺💖
Right?! I'm making $11.25 and I only get 18 hr/week...so with disability I BARELY make enough for rent. I'm not risking my housing on stocks.
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preparation and budgeting can really help.
At the beginning of this video I was insanely poor, now I'm living in the Hollywood hills.
I’ve got seven lamborghinis in my Lamborghini account
I think "this week i want more money" is the most relatable message ever
The Ohio State couple is just gambling...They cannot be that ignorant.
That's what they teach at THE Ohio State University lol
Up good, down bad. Most brain dead knowledge of trading 🤣🤣
the whiteboard needs to be in every video now
waiting for that epic character development
@@nickisnotgreen cant wait lmao
psychic?
I love that my dude's acting like he's not being handed that lunch money by someone who actually worked for it, and then screaming at folks on TikTok who are probably watching his goofy ass on their lunch break.
That classic phrase "I don't need that $600" LMAO - Great video as always!
thanks carrie! :-)
Best way to make money in America: purchase parts of a company that you don’t provide any labor for... got it
TIKTOK SOLVES CAPITALISM! it all makes sense now!
Yeah, it's just open robbery.
When I was 17 I was making $8.75 an hour (min wage in my state) working 40+ hour weeks at my summer job. I WISHED I was making $12 an hour for 25 hours a week. It wasn't legal for them to have a minor work full-time hours for part-time benefits but what was I gonna do? Sue them with $400? That influencer kid pissed me off.
My uncle has no savings and decided to use his stimulus check investing in a startup. It’s because of this kind of advice. What’s gunna happen? In 10 years I’m gunna be supporting him while also having kids to support.
Investing in a start up is a perfectly reasonable thing to do IF you have savings and IF if the start up is actually reasonable. I'm sorry to hear that mate
I thought you had to had a million dollar in assets to invest in start ups
I don't think so. One way is by using an investment platform
We need some lore for the whiteboard. It is a reocurring character afterall(ps, love the pfp)
is it related to Katie Porter’s whiteboard?
He stole it from broscience
"The reason you don't have money like me is 'cause you don't want it as bad as I do," he said from what looks like the clerk side of a gas station counter.
All these tik tokers who say they are experts are so young??? and they don't even talk about how they need to pay taxes for day trading 😬
Imagine them teaching other things. “Yeah art is so easy! Just get a paper, a pencil, make some lines, BOOM, you’re a master artist”
And I think anyone can be an artist, but it is not that easy lol
I have learned soo much about stonks today.
"Stonks"? I hope that's ironic
@@isaacdagreat7876 It is indeed.
@@isaacdagreat7876 I believe he said that unicornally
Oh sweet we even get an Aquaphor mukbang 3 minutes in??
i made this comment just a few min ago but it was about 47x less funny than this one
You need a minimum of $25,000 to do daytrading legally. Robinhood will flag your account if you do more than "3 day trades" in a span of 5 running days.
Anyone who says they got stacked off of daytrading already had money when they started getting "rich" off stocks.
Also your taxes are higher if your profit comes from within the first year of acquiring the asset.
That's right everyone, to make money you don't need experience, a job, nor inheritance. Really sad how they don't even know how does the stock market works, neither do they know what happened with GameStop, and they're already wasting their money :(
i’m an accounting student but these VERY reliable tiktoks taught me a lot more than school😃
That one guy posted a image of his bank account like it was a flex but he only had about $20. Either im missing something or he was just a troll.
He means it’s all invested. At least that was my first thought but I could be wrong
ive been binging all the vids i missed from your channel while i draw, and ive been having such a good time B) you incorporate serious stuff like statistics into your humor really well, and the whiteboard bits always take me out! keep on keeping on my dude, i love your content
wow thank you so much, that's so cool to hear!! i appreciate the nice words
You have to invest 5k to day trade (like that guy around @4:30 was talking about). You can’t just casually put in 50 bucks and trade it around until it’s 10k, you can only trade so much per day if you don’t have 5k or more. Definitely not as accessible as people act
hey nick in your thumbnails you literally look exactly like me at first glance so i’d like you to stop giving me a heart attack
Sub count is 70k but his video quality feels like I’m watching a really popular commentator
Hot damn, it's at 100k now!
April 21, 2021
You're an up and comer dude, keep it up. You got a career doing this for sure, just a matter of time.
you're awesome, thank you so much!!
Just turned 16 yesterday. Can’t WAIT to be a millionaire 😃🤞
them: the secret to be rich is ✨be rich and save money✨
"Yo this is my bank account" shows $28 dollars.
Stonks.
Omg so helpful! Can’t wait to give all my hard earned money to companies that don’t pay their workers instead of eating and paying my bills, I didn’t need to do those things anyway why didn’t I think of this??
They could have given advice that included a reasonable percent of your income to invest, but no instead they're just like "Oh yeah everyone can do 70% easy"
2:15 this was on point, especially the hands. Perfect imitation of those "get rich quick" courses
I love you xD I saw so many teenagers with the name “blankfinance” with “not financial advice” in their bio and I’m deadddd
Your videos show a lot of thought (and research) and your style of comedy always gets me. Keep making these awesome videos!
thank you so much!! that means a lot to me :-)
I found you Chanel today and I love it so much. Your personality, your editing, your content, it’s so good and you make me laugh. I know you’ll make it big. You got yourself a new fan today (that’s me btw) I already love you.
These TikToks are my brother at the dinner table trying to convince me that buying stocks is the best retirement plan. Your commentary is very therapeutic.
He hasn’t eaten lunch since 2019!!!!
doctors hate him!!!
Gonna use these great tips to make some sweet sweet cash. Step 1: Figure how to be not poor and pay off my debt.
Been watching your stuff for the past couple weeks, found ya cause a meme page reposted your tik tok, and I came looking for the full video. Have not been disappointed, all your videos have been consistently great. Keep it up my man
that's so great to hear, thank you so much for the kind words!!
found your channel from your colab with danny, this video was great. you're killing it!
thanks minna!!!
Same!
Another banger bro. Thanks for the sick stock info, bout to go invest my college fund in Red Robin
I don’t usually comment, but I just found your channel and had to say something. Just wanted to say you’re refreshing especially compared to some of the other younger youtubers. Also, nice editing. Keep it up!
I swear, day trading is just instilling gambling addictions in an entire generation. Nobody tell these people about casinos.
Found you after the collab with Danny, love your content!
thank you so so much!!
@@nickisnotgreen of course dude! I may or may not be binging your content currently 😅
Love that sneaky Gus and Eddy clip
Because of this video I started getting pretty hilarious youtube recommendations on financial advice, its a gift that keeps on giving
I love the gus and eddy segment, you added so much to it that the original couldn't even compare.
I’ll just explain to my landlord that I can only spend half of my income on rent and bills and I’m sure they’ll understand thanks 👍🙏
I'm still waiting for my landlord's reply...but I feel pretty good about it. I'm sure they'll help me.
I'm sure I'll get my updated lease any moment, I'll have to come back here and update my comment when they get to it 😂
Fingers crossed ✌🙏😭
This video gave me the courage to drop out of college and start my own business!
lets go!!! remember: you cannot fail, it simply does not happen.
How to become a teen millionaire:
step 1. have rich parents
step 2. invest 5 cents, get 7 cents back
step 3. congrats!!! you are rich
you forgot the most important part of it, SELL COURSES
Saw you with Danny and man you’re hilarious. It’s hard to find new creators to put in the list of must watchers and after that video and a few of your others you absolutely are there. Keep going dude, just perfect shit
investing is when you have inherited wealth and then blow it on capitalist astrology games
"I'm not gay but $20 is $20"
you're so underrated! i love your videos
thanks so much, julian!!
“I keep accidentally spending it on my rent, I keep accidentally spending it on my groceries” the delivery of this had me laughing so hard
I love how the people making $500k a week or whatever don't tell you how much they actually invested to get there. Anyone who is making significant, life changing money on stocks has invested at least thousands to get there. If a $50 stock jumps to $60 you're only going to make $1k after you've already invested $5k
I’m on a huge channel binge right now and I love your videos
Very lucky I didn't have drink in my mouth when you demonstrated the transitions because it would be everywhere 😂😂😂😂
“CHADSTRAT” made me snort lmao
I starved in high school bc I couldn’t afford lunch but then the school pitied me and gave me free lunch so why aren’t I rich now
These guys are frustrating because if they were just more conscious of the variety of people's situations their advice could be so much better. Because like, yeah the truth is that most people don't save as much as they should or could, there's even a pretty good chunk of poor people who could even save a little bit if they put their minds to it. But no, instead they're like "Oh yeah y'all have 60% left over to fuck around with right?" It's not compassion and understanding for what's a realistic amount to save for someone's situation, or the variety of difficulty of people's situations, it's just a weird one size fits all thing.
Also investing can be a smart move but these people are acting like the benefits are short term, when in reality the only way to do it smart results in an ok profit over many many years. It's also not reasonable to expect everyone to be able to put a ton of money into it.
These guys think it's easy to have so much money left over, but maybe that's just because you're 16 bro and not a single mother who has bills to pay and mouths to feed.
This shit really frustrates me because it's good to save, it's good to invest, but it's not at all easy or as dumbed down as these guys would suggest. I wish Nick would have explained better that these things can be reasonable without being cartoonishly over the top like these guys suggest, but oh well
UA-cam randomly showed me your videos and I’m not gonna complain cuz you’re hilarious bro! (Then again, I love this kind of content so maybe it’s not random..hahaha)
so funny that that girl was saying her mum made heaps when literally $5 was added by the app
this gives me that paris hilton's stop being poor shirt vibe
Wow, you're growing really fast. Love your videos.
I really appreciate the included facts and studies!
Shit, I didn't even know that all I had to do to be rich was just straight up starve to death.
I’m here after the drew collab and this is fantastic
Love that you also did some research to clown on these tiktoks. The economic state of many Americans is truly scary
He’s back, and with another banger
The comments on the whiteboard behind are hilarious
just found your channel yesterday and i've been binge watching your videos, super interesting commentary + great humor + great editing! looking forward to seeing your channel take off
love your channel man. your comedic but informative delivery is fantastic. keep it up
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Buy when it goes up, sell when it goes down?
So buy high sell low? 😂
God you are so funny! I just discovered you through the algorithm recommending your video with Kurtis Connor. Now I'm binging and you have so much great stuff!!!!
( I just had my heart broken so you are really helping me get through this)
invest? I'm more of a sweater vest guy.
Love the use of Demondice music man, keep up the good work!
Woah u went from 10.9 to 11.1 K subscribers since my last comment earlier. You’re welcome.
i owe u so much brandyn. i wont forget this
Keep it up man, love your music and content 🙏🏼
thank you so much, i appreciate it!!
Nick took a couple of days to grow on me. Now I find him really funny. I'm dying at this video
Buy low, sell high.
You see? I'm an expert!
That's how half of 4chan's users went broke.
the fact that i am an adult union worker and i'm making less per hour than most teens :'(
Your union isnt doing a very good job then lmao.
Once again, the whole 'oh yeah you make $12 an hour as a teen so you can start saving cause you're not paying for stuff' is completely wrong for so many teens who have to start paying for their own stuff the second they get a job. Not to mention many stop working when they get to college or uni cause they can't compete with the workload
The Gus Johnson joke at 12 minutes unfortunately aged poorly :(
Okay I was flabbergasted by the guy saying dont eat lunch, and we dont want money enough to be like him, then I realized his shot of his accounts say he has $28 in his chequing and $13 in his savings. Turns out hes actually just funny af
Isn't this how the great depression happened? Everyone believed they knew what they were doing
Love that the underlining point overall is don't be poor
This guy feels like a slightly off brand Kurtis Conner and I actually love it
hes actually made a video with danny and kurtis
He edits Kurtis’s game videos on the Kurtis Pogger channel :)