The TikTok "Manipulation Masterclass" (w/ Jordan Adika)
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- Опубліковано 25 кві 2021
- Jordan Adika and I enroll in the TikTok "Manipulation Masterclass" so that I can get millions of subscribers!
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jordan's (empty) channel: / jordanadika
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sad boyz twitch: / sadboyzpod
twitch: / nickisnotgreen
patreon: / nickisnotgreen
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discord: / discord
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Just manipulated my teacher into giving me an A on a test by getting the answers correct
absolutely DEVIOUS
Wow, GGs! Freaking got him
haha ez
@@melodyhaviland9393 devious lick
@@user-en7dx1qp3k literally that was my immediate thought reading that comment, lmao-
thank you for enrolling in my class
JARVIS
Hola Jarvis!
you look like my cousin
Nice try I can see right through you with my x-ray vision
Jarvis?? Have you been manipulating us this whole time????
once nick learns how to properly manipulate, his transformation into a gaslight gatekeep girlboss will be complete.
thank u for the prophecy dag bebo
I love your profile pic
@@foodforyourmessybrain6450 is it a photo of ken? the one who partially hosts random game shows like masked singer
@@cinnabonbon It's Ken Jeong. He plays Ben Chang in Community
Nice
The reason you're not happy isn't that you have depression, it's just that your brain is really good at being sad!
DAMN.
"It's all in your head!!" Uh yeah, no SHIT dumbass
Well shit 😂🤣 do the DEPRESSION PEOPLE KNOW ABOUT THIS?! 😂
No 🧍🏽♀️ stop it. That hit hard homie
Wait but why did this actually unironically kinda make me feel good about my depression lmao
isaiah: “we used to MANIPULATE our parents into feeding us as babies”
you keep using that word. i do not think it means what you think it means.
it honestly looks like he had some kind of breakdown and recorded all these tiktoks in one day
Woah pinely how's Mr UA-camr
STOP-
WHY IS THIS SO ACCURATE
Too accurate
Much love dude! REALLY cool that you did Nick's channel!! Never would've guessed that, tbh.
Btw, love your content man! Keep up the great work! I wish you uploaded more frequently, but I wouldn't want you to sacrifice the level of quality in your videos just to upload more often. So idk. Just keep doin what you're doin! Just sayin if you wanted ton upgrade more often, you've got an audience for it!!
Omg it's pinely!
This guy just shittyly described empathy, emotions, and self-reflection and just called it all manipulation.
Does that guy not know those are things people just have? Does he need to see a therapist? (Like I am being a bit sardonic but seriously go to therapy dude. We all need therapy, nothing shameful about getting help.)
Wow
@@DeathnoteBB ikr... people denying mental illness and glorifying such are so disgraceful and triggering to me
i manipulated my therapist into listening to me by paying her weekly for sessions
@@louloudaki_ did you manipulate the money into you earning it by working at a drivethru for 10 years to afford 1 therapy session
British people be like: Just manipulated hot water into becoming tea by putting a teabag in it 😈🇬🇧
absolute baddies 😫
Bee the bee wait....wait a damn minute
must be my god complex🥱🥱🥱🥱
yes we say this often.
@@bee8315 Bee and Puppycat gang?
I'm assuming this guy literally just found out about the word manipulation but doesn't entirely grasp the concept of it yet so he just assumes any form of getting someone to do something is manipulating. He's like those people who overuse the word "gaslight" but 10x worse.
Manipulation is when i do something and something else happens because of it. I just manipulated you into receiving a youtube notification 😈
@@colorgobrr I just gaslighted you into reading this
i can’t believe Isaiah thinks depressed people don’t “look inwards”..... bitch that’s ALL I DO
E’s an absolute knobhead e is
@@meowrjuana1838 yes mate
We’re depressed because we don’t know ourselves apparently, not because of all the imbalanced chemicals in our brains
I can't believe you don't get it.
I love Jordan, but it seems that this tik tok guy talking about manipulation is too smart for you all.
Which is shocking, his analogies were simple, idiot proof I dare say.
But no wonder you are "depressed".
@@af2876 "too smart"? this guy calls communication manipulation
Wow, he really took "gaslight, gatekeep, girlboss" very seriously.
Ayyy Mikes Mic
@Rebecca Boyer omg yes
Hey bestie
nah, he's manspain, maleboss, manipulate
hey guys, i no longer have ADHD because the great Isaiah told me i dont
Me too!!!
“if you ever feel alone, don’t”
His beautiful video walking down the hallway cured my chronic anxiety. He is a true prophet
Right? Apparently I was lied to at age 8 and then again at 18 when I was re-diagnosed so I could get college accomodations 🙃
PAUSE IS THAT YOU IN YOUR PFP CAUSE THEY’RE SO PRETTY
“As babies we manipulated our parents by crying so they’d give us food” bruh has he mixed up communication and manipulation?? He knows that generally manipulation means convincing someone to do something they otherwise wouldn’t do, right? Is he trying to imply that no one would feed their babies if they didn’t cry? I’m losing my god damn mind
Like sorry to go off on this to absolutely no one but as a baby I never cried and constantly slept my parents would have to wake me up by putting damp washcloths on me in order to get me to eat
Was me sleeping manipulating my parents into feeding me?? I’m going insane coocoobananas over here
@@lixyororke go off, King
@@queertherapy4919 i have only continued to go insane since this comment
How to pick up chicks:
“If um like um [adverb] like [adverb], well we don’t know each other but uh [adverb] if um, well, [adverb] I just saw you here so uh like if uhhh if uhhh [adverb] uhmm if, if, like [adverb]-sorry I know it’s kinda [adjective], since I just saw you here but like uh [adverb], if um...” and then loop. You’ll get a girl in no time 👍
Its like that video of the kid stuttering uncontrollably. “Have you ever had a dream, where you can and you can and when you can and can you can when you can and then you can do anything you want?”
make all the adverbs "basically", and then make the adjective "liberal", and now you're ben shabibo!
@@dashishart4508 "hypothetically..."
"if um like um quickly like briskly, well we don't know each other but uh terribly if um, well, athletically I just saw you here so uh like if uhhh if uhhh intensely uhmm if, if, like badly--sorry I know it's kinda stinky, since I just saw you here but like uh happily, if um" got me married.
@@owenveith3850 pffft - poetry
all the wholesome UA-camrs are acquaintances apparently and it makes sense yet i get surprised everytime
The sweet must protect the sweet
omg watching that man talk to that poor girl literally made me lose braincells
ikr even i’m smoother than that and i’m literally not
ugh nick manipulated me into watching another video again
I just realized that Nick is the love child of Kurtis Conner and Jarvis.
Thanks, now I can't unsee it
@@FreshConcreteInMyMouth 😂😂
“lets look at this chair” “look at this chair” oh my god i laughed so hard
we were manipulated into laughing!
“let’s watch this video of noel miller” omfg
that was honestly so funny
i legit thought it was noel when i saw the thumbnail
@@_ikako_ I thought it was Jarvis 😂😂
I thought it looked like Mario like tana mongeau's best friend tbh
@@Theyluvpoohh doesnt even look like him, do you think we all look alike 💀
It's easy to learn how to manipulate people! Just ask my parents
😭😭😭
omg! my grandmother must be related 😍
oof...
I saw this comment at 111 likes
same! in fact i learned so much things from my parents that i even inherited their amazing talent in manipulation!! 😍😍
Manipulation man: "To practice focus is to practice less distraction."
Me with ADHD, who had been staring out the window until then: "Why doesn't he have a shirt on?"
nonono, didnt you see the caption of that one video he made?? he said you do not have ADHD. congratulations, you’re officially cured
watching jordan lose his mind over this man running in circles for 25 minutes is the best way to spend a monday
The clip of him talking to that woman in the mall made me feel so much second hand embarrassment i wanna die
when you- when- when-
@@akashkhan4655 WHEEEEEEEENNNN
Yes, I will definitely take the opinion of a man pacing shirtless in his bathroom very seriously
nick and jordan together is the best thing that’s ever happened
“the reason you can’t focus on something isn’t because you can’t focus” gives me “if you ever feel alone, don’t” vibes
i manipulated the chemicals in my brain and now i don’t have any mental illnesses! thanks nick and jordan for the tutorial!
I’ve only ever seen Jordan in Jarvis Johnson’s videos so when I got the notification I thought it was one of his videos lol
I love how we're all subbed to the same people
@@squidylose-river same
@@iliketoeatbatteries8122 just one big group chat
@@linneascameraroll oo yeah
It’s easy to find ample content to include in a manipulation course when you define manipulation as any form of rhetoric or action that makes it more likely for someone to do something.
turns out even just asking someone to turn off the lights for you is manipulation
Don’t worry Nick you’re the 8th wonder of MY world
What are the other 7 wonders of YOUR world?
Why basically every other guide on the internet fails.
Step 1. Do thing.
"I don't really have the money for that."
He's just like my high school teacher who said that you helping someone is "greedy" because you feel good about it.
suddenly i dont have adhd anymore... strange... huh oh well, time to sit down for five hours and finish all my missing homework with absolutely no distractions and complete focus
/s
the fact this guy thinks that adhd is just not being able to focus makes me so mad
@@aspwned
Same people who think being sad relates to having depression
Congratz on the growth Mr NotGreen, keep up the great work.
I see you in so many places, just means I did the right thing subscribing.
THANK YOU mr d pad gamer
Ay bro didn’t he have 3k a few months ago?!
Ditto
wow i was actually just wondering how to manipulate people, this is epic
why are you wondering this baefy
@@clolita7014 no reason..........
@@bwyyn soy girl is trying to manipulate you 😕
@@hannah-jw1wf And hopefully it doesn't work. 😟
@@crispygaming7491 it’s too late.. soy girl manipulated us into thinking we were getting manipulated
"The instruction manual to your own mind" that's just the DSM 5
This man has the energy of a man who took one intro to psychology class and got a C- in it, and then pretends to be an expert in human behavior and emotion.
this episode of sad boyz sure looks different
the only thing that makes Mondays bearable is nick uploading tbh
Literally this morning I was tired because of how much work I had to do today, then I remembered Nick's happy mondays 🎉
Genuinely 😭
Honestly if I were to ever be voluntarily hypnotised, that does seem like a very nice room to do it in. I like the balloons
But like,,,, his advice about adhd is just focus which is like what 90% of people say anyway as if that works. I can have no distraction and still just sit in front of my assignments and not be able to do it so I’m not sure just focusing is the problem
As someone with ADHD, I can say people often forget about the executive dysfunction and rejection sensitivity part of ADHD.
I can literally sit in an empty room and my brain will distract itself by making shit up. So yeah, just concentrate more is useless 😂
He has no idea what adhd is and just takes the name of the condition as a literal description. I mean he has a masterclass on manipulation and doesn’t even know what manipulation means so clearly research ain’t his strong suit lol
Also hey! Adhd fam here and it’s a struggle but finding a routine that you can try to establish (small steps) can help a bit, least does for me, and I get other people to try and help remind me of it and identify what stimulations are the biggest issues for me etc. Idk if that’ll help but good luck
Another ADHD boy here, and I can confirm. As long as I still have my dumb brain I w i l l find a way to be distracted. It's not because I want to be, it's because I literally can't control myself.
@@ThePinjaProductions I honestly think that's what most people do, and even some mental health professionals don't know any better.
Thank you so much for the tips! Luckily I'm in therapy so I'm currently developing a strategy to deal with everything. Sadly I don't really have someone who can develop a routine with me as my whole family as well as my closest friends have ADHD so we all got pretty fucked up routines 😅
now we all know what it feels like to get manipulated by noel miller and jarvis johnson's hybrid child
Since I subbed from the fragrance influencer collab, I just assumed Nick was as recognized as Danny or Drew. How is it that I've been watching him for over a month and haven't realized that I've been manipulated and hypnotized to think that?
How to become the most popular UA-camr
Step 1: Manipulate everyone in the world
Step 2: ???
Step 3: Profit
you KNOW all those examples of how manipulation is actually good are just ways he's tried to rationalize being manipulative to make himself feel like a good person
out of this entire video the thing that breaks me the most is just “look at this chair”
off topic but the glasses fit nick so good
The real question is how to manipulate Mr. IsNotGreen into making you the Gamer of the Week
the hxh music makes him hilariously supervillainish
it’s crazy how easy it is to look up the definition of manipulate and how so many people forgot about that
I like it when people like Jordan help smaller creators like Nick
this guy is so helpful, he just cured my ADHD
I love how he was just like: control it! ADHD problem solved🤷🏻♀️ like dude have you ever heard of executive dysfunction?
you don’t have depression, just manipulate your mind to be happy!
I can’t believe my executive dysfunction and medical disorder is because of Tik Tok! Next this guy is gonna tell me my autism is because of vaccines and I’m actually just a sensitive person
this isn't even an actual video they just manipulated us into thinking it is
It doesn't take manipulation to see that this is a banger video. Good stuff Nick.
He manipulated you into thinking that by making a good video
nick reminds me of kurtis conner but he also has his own originality that is so good and funny. also he has really good style and looks kinda like danny pudi from community!
I guess it makes sense that they have similar aesthetics since Nick edits Kurtis' videos
@@lilysiandaza4296 just kurtis pogger i think
Ohhh I didn’t know that!
manipulating my brain into liking mondays by watching your vids
Y’all Nick saying he is probably gonna die in the next thousand years is literally the saddest thing I’ve heard in my life
i’ve only got five minutes before i have to get back to class guess i’ll have to speedrun this video
1.5 speed let’s go
Is it working?
@@kikuchisrustywheelbearings got ten minutes in before my class lmao
*speed run music* DU DU DU DU
guys I (afab) no longer have the symptom of adhd synonymous with amab people!! wow I am cured thank you mr manipulater 🙏
lol maybe if I called my New Year goals a "war plan" i would follow through. Genius.
Huh, wow, I can "cure" my ADHD with simple practice? Damn! Thanks, Mr. Manipulation man! I have _never_ thought of putting _effort_ into things a day in my life, but with your help, I think I'm having an epiphany. I guess my lack of attentiveness, hyperactivity, and executive dysfunction really _was_ just all my fault, and all I need to do is _try_ _harder._ Now I'm positive that when I encounter inevitable failure to "fix" my condition, blaming myself for every failure will most definitely NOT be detrimental to my self-esteem. So grateful to have a wonderful, unlicensed psychology teacher on my side, who is definitely not trying to manipulate me! Thanks!!
Dude I actually watched the “How to Pick Up Girls” Tik Tok before and I immediately thought it was satire. Not so sure now though
A tutorial on how to manipulate people, just what i needed on this fine monday afternoon🕺🏻
i have NEVER seen someone know so little about something and try to teach it at the same time
Legit got distracted during the how to focus portion and had to rewatch it twice
I'm so glad I saw you on kurtis' channel and found out about your channel, your commentary is great
Im only 10 mins in and i am loving this friendship between you two so much lol. Your jokes flow together so smoothly
My sense of humour is BROKEN. “Let’s look at this chair......LOOK AT THIS CHAIR”
“to practice focus is to practice less distraction.”
well yes those are opposites
to be dry is to be not wet
Thank you SO. MUCH. for having absolutely excellent CC! As someone who is both hard of hearing and an auditory processing disorder, knowing that your videos are *ALWAYS* accessible makes me so so glad ❤️ thank you!
the thumbnail rlly manipulated me into watching this video
when he said everyone uses manipulation/nobody is just honest with each other… allistic moment
i cant believe u took the text out of the thumbnail. after everything we've been thru
sarah hi
it took so long...for what 🥲
he is such a pissbaby for that
And he didn’t put BMO in the thumbnail either 😔💔
i finally found the pissbabies
15:55 I work in a mental hospital and this is how I feel sometimes talking to patients
I took his class and can confirm that it cured my adhd! Blessed 👏
just got here and ig we’re learning to manipulate people, sick!
damn, i thought my depressive episodes were a product of reuptake of neurotransmitters like dopamine, serotonin, norepinephrine, and etc. causing my neurons to send and receive incomplete chemical messages, therefore creating a chemical imbalance and fucking with my brain a bit. turns out i just didn't understand myself...
I get so irritated when he says that manipulate just means to influence someone because it doesn't. Just because they mean the same thing, doesn't mean they are interchangable. It's like the inexpensive vs cheap thing:
Inexpensive means that it has a low price.
Cheap means that it has a low price AND poor quality
Influence means to convince someone to do something.
Manipulate means to convince some one to do something unfairly or with malicious intent.
Something along those lines
Yep cause being manipulative and toxic is obviously something that everyone admires and looks for in a relationship 🤠👍
Oh wow I'm feeling so manipulated rn I guess I gotta watch all of Nick's video
oh my i love it when nicholasisneverblue posts!
omg it's my favorite youtuber, nicoain'tyellow!!
ohh i love watching nikkilovespurple
But honestly, the "you don't have adhd" is such a big red flag for an idiot who only sees his POV
dope editing as usual nick! y’all’s energy together is so fun to watch. jordan’s reactions and long stares into the camera 👩🏽🍳🤌🏽
WAIT ISAIAH do i still have ADD though this is very important
I don't think this dude realizes that *manipulation* and *motivation* are two separate words.
Just manipulated my hearing impairment and short-sightedness into going away, turns out it wasn't that I couldn't hear or see properly, I was just really good at not seeing or hearing.
As a depressed person most of my time is spent looking at myself....
As much as I love Jarvis, I love watching Jordan interact with someone who isn't trying to control the conversation.
omg jordan collab i love it
I think this is my favorite commentary mashup
ew.. favourite*
🤦♂️⁉️Its bizarre to see someone so clueless about how clueless he is, to the point he's decided he's an "expert" who can teach others something he doesn't even know he doesn't understand. Wait-what? WHY!!???
22:30 try living with chronic pain your whole life and having to "look it dead on" because no one will take you to a dr. It doesnt go away or teach you anything. It just hurts.
Pain is meant to be a sign that smth is wrong. So yes, it can teach you smth about your body, but that doesnt mean itll help you.
15:47 She must of been an actor. Any normal person would have lost patience and told him "what do you want?"
Jordan's joke about "Smoking weeds behind the bleachers" completely wooshed and that made it even better.
Just imagined some kid lighting a dandelion on fire while trying to puff on the stem.
This guy was just kinda annoying until he started talking about how depression was your own fault... oh boy...
It seems like most of my favorite creators have adhd (or other mental health problems I’ve experienced) and I’m starting to realize that no one in my real life understands my experiences … so thank u for helping me not feel alone in this world
i feel like he views influencing and manipulating as equal synonyms. manipulation requires intent. we're constantly influencing people even in subtle ways we ourselves are not aware of but we're not always manipulating people.