Top 10 Notorious Stolen Valor Village Idiots (Marine Reacts)

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  • @JamesonsTravels
    @JamesonsTravels  3 роки тому +403

    when stolen valor goes wrong - ua-cam.com/video/uCw3WRsaMCQ/v-deo.html. oldie but goodie. one of my fav stolen valor vids - ua-cam.com/video/2u1JkP2idsE/v-deo.html

    • @TripleCrossProduct
      @TripleCrossProduct 3 роки тому +12

      The third one looks like he's late for casting of a John Wayne movie

    • @dennistedder3384
      @dennistedder3384 3 роки тому +10

      I was an astronaut special kind

    • @clapxxd
      @clapxxd 3 роки тому +8

      Why is stolen valor a thing just why? there's so many easy ways to make money nowadays without BREAKING the LAW, so why are these guys going through all the trouble to do this and make a little bit of money? God I am losing hope in humanity everyday

    • @wroberts1707
      @wroberts1707 3 роки тому +1

      Last few vids I've heard a buzzing every time after you stop talking. Not heard it in other vids.

    • @petrolo72
      @petrolo72 3 роки тому +3

      💯Would love to get a response on the video of the South African money truck attempted heist this last week.

  • @IchigoKurosaki011
    @IchigoKurosaki011 3 роки тому +4095

    The best videos are the ones where the cameraman doesn't call it out and plays along to see how wild the story goes.

    • @yeeturmcbeetur8197
      @yeeturmcbeetur8197 3 роки тому +155

      I agree. It’s like a fever dream story lol.

    • @hellsphoenix9308
      @hellsphoenix9308 3 роки тому +87

      Some of them are just fuckin rabbit holes bud😂🤣. Get ready Alice. Your gonna hit your wonderland 😂👌🏻. Couldn’t agree more, I love it!

    • @richardpowell4281
      @richardpowell4281 3 роки тому +85

      I run a surplus store. There was a severely autistic guy in his 20s who would come in every couple weeks, with a social worker. And every week it was a different story, one week he's killed a North Korean general, the next it was he had beef with Israeli Mosssad because he married someone's daughter. I think it was a coping mechanism for him. I never actively questioned it because I knew about his condition, but man did I have to hold back laughter. One time his social worker even had to step in because a veteran customer was getting a little heated and we had to explain.

    • @keithjackson4985
      @keithjackson4985 3 роки тому +7

      Lol 😆 lol 😆 hilarious.

    • @keithjackson4985
      @keithjackson4985 3 роки тому +32

      The Seal thing, 😆 hilarious. A sailor, at the rank of colonel?

  • @jmsmeier1113
    @jmsmeier1113 3 роки тому +2916

    I genuinely felt sorry for that first guy, he obviously wasn’t all there.
    The “different kind of seal” was actually legit. I think I saw him on the beach balancing a ball on his nose for a fish dinner.

    • @robinrobyn1714
      @robinrobyn1714 3 роки тому +160

      EXACTLY. I have no idea why the first one was even included. The guy isn't all there.

    • @catchthewind8563
      @catchthewind8563 3 роки тому +44

      He could be acting to. Don't be fooled right away. Chances are he can be in character

    • @alec7827
      @alec7827 3 роки тому +12

      Best comment😂

    • @sacalabolcita8210
      @sacalabolcita8210 3 роки тому +15

      Every one want to be a hero ,just dont impersonate them with some thing from the thrift. 🤣👌🏽If you like the stuff its cool just dont cross the line.

    • @kjetilvaarlund8342
      @kjetilvaarlund8342 3 роки тому +31

      His cheese has slid off his cracker...

  • @pattysteberger1029
    @pattysteberger1029 3 роки тому +517

    My husband passed away this August. He was a Marine Corps Vietnam Veteran. He would had loved your UA-cam videos. Semper Fi🇺🇸

    • @MrQuijibo
      @MrQuijibo 2 роки тому +18

      Sorry to hear about your husband.

    • @onlythetruth4039
      @onlythetruth4039 2 роки тому +10

      I always wondered, why there are rarely females who stole medails or uniforms for the fame
      It's always men doing this.

    • @lijo4518
      @lijo4518 2 роки тому +10

      @ Only The Truth no I've seen some women too

    • @realcoach2023
      @realcoach2023 2 роки тому +12

      I am sorry for your loss. Your husband = true hero. May God rest his soul.

    • @thepatriotwarrior4823
      @thepatriotwarrior4823 2 роки тому +11

      Sorry for your loss. Your husband was a hero in uniform. We all should remember them.

  • @Xanrax
    @Xanrax 6 місяців тому +91

    There's a differences between a delusional person who is severely sick doing this and the sane man who is methodical in the ruse.

    • @douggieharrison6913
      @douggieharrison6913 5 місяців тому

      Ikr fuckin leave the guy on the corner saying he works for the Pentagon alone. Dude would tell you his dad is Napoleon Bonaparte if you asked him. He's obviously fucked up.

  • @Lucid925
    @Lucid925 3 роки тому +2223

    Honestly, It really pisses me off being called out for Stolen Valor when I tell people I'm a Space Force door gunner.

    • @davidcollins2993
      @davidcollins2993 3 роки тому +225

      Did they upgrade the screen door to a gloryhole?

    • @andrewhinojos2209
      @andrewhinojos2209 3 роки тому +152

      You use the M1 photon canon ?

    • @hoplite-official5011
      @hoplite-official5011 3 роки тому +115

      @@andrewhinojos2209 nah they use the m1AB variant now it has additional black matter camo and extra gamma burst capacity

    • @jonathan2755
      @jonathan2755 3 роки тому +154

      I'm special forces backdoor alpha. Team 6 vasoline.

    • @curtisblanco4029
      @curtisblanco4029 3 роки тому +80

      If someone doesn't believe you are with Space Force tell them you are with the Federation of Planets and your job is to shoot the photon torpedos.

  • @TheMrrobustus
    @TheMrrobustus 3 роки тому +781

    I was a Delta sniper seal MARSOC for 70 years. I can't talk about my missions to Disney world where we fought Al Qaeda in Epcot. I was also a machine Gunner who got 200 confirmed kills. I also dressed as Mickey mouse to get behind enemy lines.
    Thank me for my service.

    • @bethhuth1121
      @bethhuth1121 3 роки тому +67

      Thanks for your service 😎

    • @RemembertThe20thMain
      @RemembertThe20thMain 3 роки тому +61

      What a hero. did you also meat George Washington during D-day? Oh and thank you for your service ofc

    • @TheMrrobustus
      @TheMrrobustus 3 роки тому +56

      @@RemembertThe20thMain I did. He, Abe Lincoln, and I all stormed a secret beach ourselves. This one was actually the most dangerous and so only the elite of the elite (us 3) went on it. It's so secret the documentaries don't mention it!

    • @RemembertThe20thMain
      @RemembertThe20thMain 3 роки тому +27

      @@TheMrrobustus Woah! is that when you interacted with the aliens that where in cahoots with bin laden

    • @1922Skidoo
      @1922Skidoo 3 роки тому +8

      Thanks Mickey for yo services 😆

  • @dontcare1414
    @dontcare1414 Рік тому +293

    My uncle was a legit UDT in Vietnam, just listening to these guys blows my mind. To get my uncle to talk about the war was like talking to a wall. Having these guys spurt their story out to everyone is an immediate red flag.

    • @CreekerCoverage
      @CreekerCoverage Рік тому +41

      Same for My cousin who served usmc in the afghan era who was medically discharged. He will talk about the brothers he made and tell funny stories and the more positive side of serving but if you ask him about actual combat he just goes silent might as well ask a pine tree

    • @jocelynnowen3078
      @jocelynnowen3078 Рік тому +10

      That’s right. The ‘seal on the sub’ was hilarious. FOTFL

    • @JB-ef7ks
      @JB-ef7ks Рік тому +11

      Same here, my grandfather was EOD in Nam and the story he told me was accidentally killing a boy he thought was Charlie on a night recon mission in a creek/river and that was only towards the end of his life!

    • @MachoRaton
      @MachoRaton Рік тому +6

      These guys are full of it

    • @ChowdahHead
      @ChowdahHead 8 місяців тому +2

      My family and friends are all Air Force vets. They never talk about their service and would never wear their uniform in public.

  • @DoDgeSwaG
    @DoDgeSwaG Рік тому +41

    “You’re stealing my valor” what a cringey ass thing to say 😂 my grandfathers who fought in the American Revolution, civil war, Spanish American war, WWI AND WWII are rolling in their graves hearing that 🤦🏻‍♂️

    • @JacobC479
      @JacobC479 9 місяців тому +11

      Seriously. If he would have said “you’re stealing valor from people that have died wearing it,” it would have sounded better. That sounds super selfish.

    • @UltraMAGAandproudofit
      @UltraMAGAandproudofit 9 місяців тому +2

      What side in the civil war?

    • @DoDgeSwaG
      @DoDgeSwaG 9 місяців тому +2

      @@UltraMAGAandproudofit both

    • @caffeinefather
      @caffeinefather 6 місяців тому

      Lt Dan, is that you?

    • @Man77772
      @Man77772 4 місяці тому

      He's not wrong

  • @amy.gali13
    @amy.gali13 2 роки тому +606

    SO GLAD to know that you recognize a difference between the mentally ill ones and the scammers. That’s a very important distinction.

    • @bryanlacount7551
      @bryanlacount7551 2 роки тому +35

      Stolen Valor is Stolen Valor, doesn't matter if it's a scam or not.

    • @fish4529
      @fish4529 2 роки тому +8

      Thank you for the virtue signal!

    • @RIVALContentJammerz
      @RIVALContentJammerz Рік тому +17

      Take it easy, Golden Coral has plenty for everybody.

    • @homerepairlife5.098
      @homerepairlife5.098 Рік тому +10

      A liar is a liar! Don’t care if they are ill or just straight up full of crap! It’s still not right to say or act like a rank or metal holder…. Where the uniform and and say your not a real soldier or don’t do it at all!

    • @laserpanda94
      @laserpanda94 Рік тому

      ​@@homerepairlife5.098 So the people with mental illness who think they're Jesus are just scumbag blasphemers who deserve to burn in hell?

  • @StriperScott
    @StriperScott 3 роки тому +192

    Your demeanor through these videos is what pulls me in. You never get mad, but you smile through your disgust. You sir are a true gentleman. Thank you for your service..

  • @jeaniewolfe6693
    @jeaniewolfe6693 3 роки тому +488

    "Looks to me like the Girl Scouts badges they wear when selling cookies"... Nope, even those need to be earned... 😂🤭

    • @JamesonsTravels
      @JamesonsTravels  3 роки тому +92

      Lol. They girls did most than
      Most of these fine folks.

    • @jeaniewolfe6693
      @jeaniewolfe6693 3 роки тому +13

      @@JamesonsTravels Love your videos Sir! Thank you for taking the time to make them and thank you for your service to making our world a safer, fairer place... 👍

    • @FatFreeVideos
      @FatFreeVideos 3 роки тому +8

      This guy has his "fiction writing badges"

    • @RRzombie632
      @RRzombie632 3 роки тому +5

      Yeah but it really did look like a scouts sash lol

    • @Celatreee
      @Celatreee 3 роки тому +3

      @Christopher Watson buy more and save them in your freezer! they last a long time!

  • @austinhixson625
    @austinhixson625 2 місяці тому +4

    That one dude was the first submarine door gunner to have ever survived opening the door up

  • @Demyn
    @Demyn 3 роки тому +509

    Had a special needs guy who loved the army but obviously couldn't get in, used to run around in fatigues with no patches. Never even bothered me, figured if it made him happy more power to him.

    • @CorruptInfinityOfficial
      @CorruptInfinityOfficial 3 роки тому +68

      Ain’t nothing wrong with that I suppose 👍🏻

    • @richardbradshaw7067
      @richardbradshaw7067 3 роки тому +49

      Just trying to live his dream, i respect that

    • @adamw2911
      @adamw2911 3 роки тому +102

      @@richardbradshaw7067 the 'special needs' guys deserve a bit of space. They just have little concept of reality. It's the smart, well groomed in shape types that deserve to be exposed.

    • @richardbradshaw7067
      @richardbradshaw7067 3 роки тому +51

      @@adamw2911 he didn't have any patches. And with no context we are in no place to judge the guy in this case. Now the guys in this video are something else.

    • @hoopsonwheels
      @hoopsonwheels 3 роки тому +21

      I suppose that could be okay since the guy isn’t running around claiming he was actually in the service. Probably like the aesthetics

  • @adrinathegreat3095
    @adrinathegreat3095 3 роки тому +653

    I hate it when I get accused of stolen valor when I'm walking around in my civil war uniform

    • @dustinnunez5077
      @dustinnunez5077 3 роки тому +40

      I though my screen was cracked I got my finger nail then I realized it was your profile

    • @adrinathegreat3095
      @adrinathegreat3095 3 роки тому +11

      @@dustinnunez5077 😆

    • @hitlermugabetashtwin
      @hitlermugabetashtwin 3 роки тому +44

      I assume you're talking about the US civil war. I have a similar problem, only I fought under Oliver Cromwell in the English civil war, in fact I executed King Charles personally.

    • @ikecampbell2221
      @ikecampbell2221 3 роки тому +4

      @@hitlermugabetashtwin I was in the French Revolution. I executed Louis XII myself

    • @louskunt9798
      @louskunt9798 3 роки тому +6

      🤣😂🤣😂🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️

  • @nateworthy530
    @nateworthy530 3 роки тому +556

    That first guy looked like an African warlord with all those medals.

    • @eldiablo8019
      @eldiablo8019 3 роки тому +64

      Or a North Korean General.

    • @20FreeWill
      @20FreeWill 3 роки тому +3

      He reminds me of the dad from American pie

    • @frankieb9444
      @frankieb9444 3 роки тому +6

      Remembers of the manager from Office Space wanting people to wear more flair.

    • @sith_master_shaun7988
      @sith_master_shaun7988 3 роки тому +4

      🤣🤣🤣African warlord

    • @Trigger-Happy03
      @Trigger-Happy03 3 роки тому +6

      Every communist country ever 😂

  • @Noorhighlights
    @Noorhighlights 9 місяців тому +6

    I’m laughing at a mall security and also air force acting security 😂😂😂😂

  • @Cdubp01
    @Cdubp01 3 роки тому +777

    I genuinely feel bad for these people, that they feel like their life is so meaningless that they craft these lies to get validation from strangers. Super sad.

    • @stargamer7576
      @stargamer7576 3 роки тому +33

      True but you have to appreciate their insane creativity

    • @pwrplnt1975
      @pwrplnt1975 2 роки тому +3

      It is sad, but this is the wrong way to go about it. Wear a suit and tell folks you're in the FBI. The FBI is about as useless. Nowadays they seem to be more into politics than federal law enforcement.

    • @TrueFork
      @TrueFork 2 роки тому +23

      @@mel_dagator8427 I have to believe at least half are just trolling. Door gunner on the lunar module...

    • @BirdBathGG
      @BirdBathGG 2 роки тому +23

      Worst part is you can just join the military. Even if you’re not in great shape or have no self-confidence. They’ll get you to there at least I’ve know plenty of people that joined who fall under that category

    • @calvinhenderson4200
      @calvinhenderson4200 2 роки тому

      Maybe it helps them get women

  • @alifrombenhill3374
    @alifrombenhill3374 3 роки тому +461

    I'm 22 years Navy. That first guy had more medals than a waitress at Fridays. Him, MLK, and Jesus are in competition for greatest human ever.

    • @ianmcsherry5254
      @ianmcsherry5254 3 роки тому +58

      As a Scotsman, I sleep safer at night knowing US allies like him are guarding the tentacled aliens at Area 51. 👍

    • @jeffjr84
      @jeffjr84 3 роки тому +13

      You cant teach courage like that.

    • @atthebrink74
      @atthebrink74 3 роки тому +25

      From the movie “Office Space”, it’s called Flair.
      You have to have at least 15 pieces of flair. That guy was extra special, he had like 47 pieces of flair.

    • @kelly171a
      @kelly171a 3 роки тому +4

      @@atthebrink74 Lol, good movie.

    • @SpaceRanger187
      @SpaceRanger187 3 роки тому +5

      Jesus ask him for advie theres no competition

  • @DivideandConquerCichlidKeeping
    @DivideandConquerCichlidKeeping 3 роки тому +318

    Old drunk dude with Jim Beam in his coffee at 7a: "I was a DIFFERENT kinda SEAL!"

  • @paulsandford3345
    @paulsandford3345 5 місяців тому +12

    He was an airborne submarine commander!😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @neilpeterson9195
    @neilpeterson9195 3 роки тому +128

    As a Navy vet, hospital corpsman, 10 years active duty. Spent half my time with the Marines. Makes me ill to see people fake their service.

    • @jacobstrine4432
      @jacobstrine4432 2 роки тому

      Drink water

    • @Kbarstill
      @Kbarstill 2 роки тому +2

      THANKS DEVIL DOC !!

    • @christianlane4785
      @christianlane4785 2 роки тому +4

      Thanks for your service. A Navy Corpsman saved my father’s life in Vietnam.

    • @inquirer1016
      @inquirer1016 2 роки тому

      Thank you for serving. Many people don't know that Navy corpsmen often accompany the infantry units, usually Marines, in combat missions.

    • @NCR-RANGER-223
      @NCR-RANGER-223 2 роки тому

      Corpsman
      I bet you've seen more penicillin and johnson inspections than a Somali pirate

  • @ericbickel5465
    @ericbickel5465 3 роки тому +66

    I really appreciate how you show some compassion for these poor souls. They are train wrecks and you, at times, take a good hearted approach, and can chuckle. You don’t beat them up like some stolen valor videos which is cool.

  • @wingedhussar5528
    @wingedhussar5528 3 роки тому +143

    These guys truly put the "SPECIAL" in special forces.

    • @KnightofGascogne
      @KnightofGascogne 3 роки тому +4

      Special Needs Forces 😂

    • @kirklandramsay3935
      @kirklandramsay3935 3 роки тому +2

      Theyre so Special the government is debating whether its even legal for them to be in a combat zone.

    • @jjayyoung7335
      @jjayyoung7335 3 роки тому

      @@KnightofGascogne you mean special ed don't you hero that double reinforced Behind Enemy Lines short bus to and from their missions

    • @KnightofGascogne
      @KnightofGascogne 3 роки тому

      @@jjayyoung7335 I have a vague idea of what you meant by that, but yes, I suppose.

  • @Thomas-qh5vf
    @Thomas-qh5vf Рік тому +6

    Ya know,we all would be better people if we followed Mr Ballens integrity. I'm honored to listen to your stories. God bless you.

  • @andrewprice6418
    @andrewprice6418 3 роки тому +307

    "He's the submarine door gunner"
    Why have I never heard this?? That's fantastic! 😂

    • @franklinwelfl8284
      @franklinwelfl8284 3 роки тому +21

      A wet job

    • @Gasambag
      @Gasambag 3 роки тому +11

      “Man overboard on a sub”

    • @luigi7781
      @luigi7781 3 роки тому +1

      Dude probably would've been eaten by a shark.

    • @Tmac-rv9wq
      @Tmac-rv9wq 3 роки тому +2

      He looks more like he was the submarine door

    • @HighlanderNorth1
      @HighlanderNorth1 3 роки тому +4

      Well, I can personally attest that they've developed one-way force fields that allow gun barrels and bullets to poke OUT of the side of the submarine, while preventing the ocean from flooding in.... As the only, singular member of the nation's most elite spec ops group("Alpha Force"), I was privy to these top secret technologies. 😎

  • @kellanhills1972
    @kellanhills1972 3 роки тому +55

    Thanks for being kind to these people. Many of them are mentally ill and mean zero harm and they are harming nobody.

    • @calvinhenderson4200
      @calvinhenderson4200 2 роки тому

      Some of them do it to scam for money and some to pick up women.

    • @psmith9789
      @psmith9789 2 роки тому +9

      They are DISRESPECTING REAL VETS. Unacceptable.

    • @kellanhills1972
      @kellanhills1972 2 роки тому +15

      @@psmith9789 meh. I’m sure real vets can take care of themselves. People are disrespected every day not just vets most of which never saw combat or even were in any harms way in their entire career.

    • @ChimpingBulldog
      @ChimpingBulldog 2 роки тому +1

      Breaking the law is breaking the law.

    • @kellanhills1972
      @kellanhills1972 2 роки тому +4

      @@ChimpingBulldog wearing military clothing and pretending to be in the military is not breaking the law. Otherwise I would have been arrested playing paintball. 😁. Is there not mercy. Too many people in jail too many mentally I’ll people in jail. Let them be. They are harming nobody. Are veterans that petty?!

  • @Cayman192
    @Cayman192 3 роки тому +300

    It’s always seals, SF, and snipers. Why doesn’t any of the fake veterans ever pick average Joe jobs like “oh yeah, I was a food service guy, cooked the best steaks in Nam, I had joes coming from all over the place to eat them”
    Honestly I respect experts in their field. The best cook or admin guy beats out a lot in my book.

    • @ekometti
      @ekometti 3 роки тому +9

      Noone wants to say they were a yeoman .... Id rather say I was an MS.

    • @bearmarco1944
      @bearmarco1944 3 роки тому +6

      @@ekometti Honestly, I'd take up some regular job. My favourite would be a quartermaster. No idea why elite military groups are seen as so great.

    • @ekometti
      @ekometti 3 роки тому +2

      @@bearmarco1944 Movies probably. I was an AMH in the Navy then crossrated to RM. I loved both jobs, I just didn't feel like working in hydraulic fluid all the time, plus the rate was too top heavy and making rank was near impossible in the early 90's.

    • @kainnosgoth7336
      @kainnosgoth7336 3 роки тому +7

      Cooked the best steaks in 'Nam, huh? I wonder if he remembers the beachhead where his CO was giving him the option to surf or fight, because remember, Charlie don't surf?

    • @phantomaviator1318
      @phantomaviator1318 3 роки тому +8

      "Yeah, I worked the Starbucks on the Nimitz back in 2014, made the highest tips out of any barista there."

  • @adriencote1798
    @adriencote1798 10 місяців тому +30

    What was your MOS?
    “My mos was to kill!”
    😂
    Love the reaction to that too. These guys are smoking a bit too much crack.

  • @abumansaray7
    @abumansaray7 3 роки тому +67

    "Let's go"
    Never gets old. I just love it

  • @lostcause1144
    @lostcause1144 3 роки тому +182

    I served in the Navy and knew a few Seal team members. I never operated with them other than to get them close on occasion, to their area of operation.
    I held great respect for these men and can not stand these fake seals. I once at a reunion made a comment to one of them about how I felt, and honored to have gotten a chance to say I knew a few. He turned to me and told me it was a pleasure to have served with me.
    I was confused till he told more than once our crew were their heroes.
    He explained that after completing a mission, it still was a relief to see us there ready to pick them up.
    Made this old regular Navy guy feel good.

    • @curtisfranzen986
      @curtisfranzen986 3 роки тому

      Kevin, is this You?

    • @whateveritwasitis
      @whateveritwasitis 3 роки тому +5

      for real, it takes something special to be a Seal. ive watched all the videos, and i wont make it out of Hour 1.

    • @bb-us4ew
      @bb-us4ew 3 роки тому +1

      Can somone explain what a soup sandwich is ?

    • @jds6206
      @jds6206 3 роки тому +14

      @@bb-us4ew Retired Marine here. A "soup sandwich" almost always refers to how a service member wears their uniform. A "SS" is in a uniform that is probably ill-fitting, for starters, wrinkled, maybe soiled, a belt too long/short, dirty / missing / out of order ribbon bar, needs a haircut and for males, needs a shave. Oh yea, an "SS" is probably overweight.
      A "soup sandwich" is a mess; an embarrassment to the Service.

    • @grifyn882
      @grifyn882 3 роки тому +2

      proof you served in the navy ?

  • @tinar.a.3542
    @tinar.a.3542 3 роки тому +380

    “I was a different kind of seal.”
    Umm, yeah, fake.

    • @digitaldreamer5481
      @digitaldreamer5481 3 роки тому +9

      Yes, he truly was a different kind of seal, he was a Hawaiian Monk Seal at Sea Life Park on Oahu, lol!

    • @alexnunezramos1720
      @alexnunezramos1720 3 роки тому +3

      Leave that brave MAN alone. LOL 🤡

    • @digitaldreamer5481
      @digitaldreamer5481 3 роки тому +3

      @@alexnunezramos1720
      I just couldn’t help myself, lol!
      Just to think that a week ago, I was hanging with all my brothers at the American Legion, burning thousands of American flags in a flag retirement ceremony. Gotta remember that we spent the day before opening and folding all those flags until everyone’s arms got sore. For the ceremony itself, my first time btw, we had a group of Young Marines and Cub Scouts that were more squared away than any of these bozos in this video, lol. I also think that what these young men did was braver than what any of these bozos did. I didn’t know about the Young Marines when growing up but I can tell you that its a wonderful program for kids. It gives them an insider look at the Marines and they have the option of saying this isn’t for me or continue on to real Marine Corps bootcamp. I’m not sure if the Young Marines would of made a difference for me or not, coming from a family of West Pointers. First, I didn’t think I had what it takes to go to West Point even though I was a straight “A” student. I wasn’t like my uncles, one played the trumpet, really good too. They’re all silent keys now, I still miss them...

    • @thirdgen377
      @thirdgen377 3 роки тому +2

      Yeah, he was a SEAL who happened to be so special he made rank that doesn't exist in the navy. True hero.

    • @aceingtonn7594
      @aceingtonn7594 3 роки тому +2

      A literal seal.

  • @kevinJames6986
    @kevinJames6986 Місяць тому +1

    My Dad was a Vietnam Vet and it was the hardest thing just for him to answer general questions. He always told me real soldiers dont go around bragging about what they did. This kind of stuff drives him crazy.

  • @Will_JJHP
    @Will_JJHP 3 роки тому +188

    "All the nuts roll downhill into Florida" "he's like his own little shipyard" 💀 keep em coming!

  • @door518kimber3
    @door518kimber3 2 роки тому +331

    I was in a classified position for a while, submarine’s, my mission was to make sure that the screen door was kept closed at all times. I was also a door gunner in that submarine. Dont tell anyone.

    • @annhendrickson1651
      @annhendrickson1651 2 роки тому +7

      😂😂

    • @mercychoke4475
      @mercychoke4475 2 роки тому +7

      🤣😂🤣😂

    • @bradford_shaun_murray
      @bradford_shaun_murray 2 роки тому +6

      ...right ok, so did you work on special projects as well after that mission on the sub like this guy at Area 51 2:47? Just asking, you don't have tell me anything top secret if you don't want to but what other things have you done in the military?

    • @edmondlau511
      @edmondlau511 2 роки тому +6

      Thank you for your service!

    • @inquirer1016
      @inquirer1016 2 роки тому +8

      I bet you were also on the highly trained submarine SWAT Team armed with the latest high tech fly swatters to smash those enemy mosquitos that got through the screen door. Don't worry, I won't tell anyone.

  • @ME-qr2kq
    @ME-qr2kq 2 роки тому +179

    I've been out of the Navy for over 35 years. So therefore I haven't kept up with all the uniform changes and would have a hard time telling what is legit and what is not. Some are really obvious and some are not.
    I used to wear old woodland camo pants I picked up at Gun shows and surplus stores because they were really good work pants, tough and cheap.
    People would ask me if I was a Marine and I would tell them, no I scored too High on my Asvab. Then immediately tell them, I was a proud Squid.
    After 9 11, I stopped wearing them so people wouldn't mistake me as a recent Soldier or Marine and thank me for something I didn't do.
    I do wear my Navy Veterans ball cap, as a result, I have had a few Homeless Veterans reach out to me as a fellow Brother to talk to, which is what us older guys should be doing.
    People have Thanked me for my service and I will tell them, I appreciate it but the only real Danger I was ever in was running out of beer and money in the Philippines said with a chuckle.
    I really hope that many of these young Veterans find the peace they deserve and earned.
    God Bless

    • @Mikael5732
      @Mikael5732 Рік тому +2

      Old Olongapo veteran!!!! Me too. Was TAD at Cubi Point. Loved to eat that monkey meat on a bamboo skewer. 👍🏻

    • @floydholder597
      @floydholder597 11 місяців тому

      I've heard quite a few stories from bubbleheads about the Philippines.
      Finally convinced one guy that his "fiance" was scamming him, we found out through some guys that were still active on the boats that she was married with 4 or 5 rugrats, thankfully the bubblehead had only sent her about $5000 for all of the "corrupt customs officials" that she had to "bribe".
      Apparently after Subic Bay closed, Ukraine became the "new Philipines" for those love sick guys looking to be scammed.
      Thank you for your service!

    • @BenState
      @BenState 8 місяців тому

      tell 'em about the 'donkey shows'

  • @subman721
    @subman721 6 місяців тому +6

    9:37 actually driving a submarine is a hell of a lot like flying a plane. The control surfaces are very similar. Which is why you get that line in the hunt for October. “Give me a stopwatch and a chart and I’ll fly the Alps in a plane with no windows.”

  • @GregWilmoth
    @GregWilmoth Рік тому +80

    Never was in any armed service, but respect to all that has been,thanks to all.

    • @richq11
      @richq11 Рік тому +5

      Neither were any of these people.

  • @acslatz
    @acslatz 3 роки тому +254

    "All I do is go on missions" is my new motto.

    • @bnv4292
      @bnv4292 3 роки тому +8

      Lol. All I did was hurry up and wait train for 15 minutes and wait

    • @stefanadamcik8221
      @stefanadamcik8221 3 роки тому +8

      Exactly. Im gonna say that to my commander next time he has some paperwork for me.🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @ReinertZerker
      @ReinertZerker 3 роки тому +7

      Just missions Sir, just missions...

    • @mrs.d2411
      @mrs.d2411 3 роки тому +1

      Then every day becomes a series of mini adventures😁

    • @WarzoneResistance
      @WarzoneResistance 3 роки тому

      Kinda like the guy who was "in the village" in Afghanistan...

  • @SunnyHippy
    @SunnyHippy 3 роки тому +245

    Most veterans I know or have known do not like attention for their service. They like to blend in with civilians and not brag.

    • @johnynoway9127
      @johnynoway9127 3 роки тому +5

      im p sure its cuz theyve seen and done stuff they arent proud of or that isnt really...umm... very jolly to speak about

    • @houseofadhdandhyperfixatio9432
      @houseofadhdandhyperfixatio9432 3 роки тому +19

      @@johnynoway9127 has nothing to do with stuff they aren't proud off. Trust me there's nothing more anoying than someone coming to bug you to shake your hand while youre grocery shopping because of your service. People see military and it's like common sense leaves them they'll come thanking you for your service while you're pooping. If you ever serve then you'll understand

    • @johnynoway9127
      @johnynoway9127 3 роки тому +3

      @@houseofadhdandhyperfixatio9432Makes sense...espially in America where military is proud

    • @ihave35cents95
      @ihave35cents95 3 роки тому +6

      Yeah cuz I never see them wearing the hat or the special license plates on their cars

    • @SunnyHippy
      @SunnyHippy 3 роки тому +9

      @@ihave35cents95 some are proud to have served and say it by wearing a hat. Not that big of deal. My husband is just one of them who are proud to have served but doesn't let anyone know about it and blends in. He thinks is corny when you see people in full uniform just walking around a store.

  • @IndependenceGuitar
    @IndependenceGuitar Рік тому +24

    This video makes me sad for all kinds of reasons. Thanks to everyone that served, and all those that supported them while they did. ✌️ 🇺🇸

  • @josephsollender8487
    @josephsollender8487 3 роки тому +268

    I think most of these people are mentally dissabled, I kinda feel bad for them. The ones that piss me of are the ones trying to gain something and know what they are doing.

    • @tomln1972
      @tomln1972 3 роки тому

      Thank you!

    • @mstrdiver
      @mstrdiver 3 роки тому +10

      He's also wearing US Army Military Intelligence officer branch insignia. That insignia was also used in the original Battlestar Galactica as Viper Pilot collar pins. He truly is a 'Space Cadet'!

    • @MrGiorgioud
      @MrGiorgioud 3 роки тому +9

      Which, to be honest, makes the legit soldiers who bother the mental cases look like the worst kind of cowardly bullies, the antithesis of all the principles the Armed Forces should instil in its recruits.....

    • @zimtuff
      @zimtuff 3 роки тому +3

      Even the mentally disabled know what lying is. They are just so dumb they can not fathom how stupid their stories sound to a sane person.

    • @jncook54
      @jncook54 3 роки тому +5

      I feel the same way. Mostly broken people and most of them don’t make me mad, just sad.

  • @tomt810
    @tomt810 3 роки тому +90

    Much respect for these men and their combined decades of service to our country!
    I was the lead flight attendant on a Blackhawk helicopter in Korea, Iraq, Kuwait, and several other places that nobody here has the security clearance to discuss...

    • @grifyn882
      @grifyn882 3 роки тому +2

      proof you were in military ?.

    • @ghs7714
      @ghs7714 3 роки тому +14

      i was the chef for the soldiers

    • @Anonymous38572
      @Anonymous38572 2 роки тому +17

      I was the actual Blackhawk that went down. Enemies to the left and right, they stripped me for all my parts after the survivors were rescued. Savages.

    • @02Benji
      @02Benji 2 роки тому +4

      @@ghs7714 an army marches on its belly thanks for servin the boys chow!

    • @ghs7714
      @ghs7714 2 роки тому +2

      @@02Benji Thank you. the boys do eat a lot

  • @frankieb9444
    @frankieb9444 3 роки тому +293

    He was so far behind the lines, he never left the US.

  • @FentonNagaruk-h5n
    @FentonNagaruk-h5n Рік тому +4

    “Sad team 7” had me rolling in my tears😂💀

  • @Dropship11
    @Dropship11 3 роки тому +114

    He was attached to the submarine. They used him as an anchor

  • @jeffreybarnes6965
    @jeffreybarnes6965 3 роки тому +184

    Second guy is legit..Snipers on subs...yup...absolutely needed. Best way to keep enemy ships at bay.... snipe their helmsman from 400ft underwater.

    • @jesperkuipers9432
      @jesperkuipers9432 3 роки тому +11

      You never heard about those torpedo snipers?

    • @overthehilldill3626
      @overthehilldill3626 3 роки тому +1

      Safest place to snipe from is a torpedo tube. You didn't know that?

    • @DWIG24
      @DWIG24 3 роки тому +2

      That guy had every rate in the Navy

    • @labeachgeek
      @labeachgeek 3 роки тому +1

      @@overthehilldill3626 It's safer than shooting thru the screen door... better cover.

    • @makfrags14
      @makfrags14 3 роки тому

      @@jesperkuipers9432 you don't know! Frickin remington 700's chambered in torpedoes

  • @busterMcShamus
    @busterMcShamus 2 роки тому +67

    I have to admit that I fully expected you to go apeshit on these people like they do in most of the other ones I've seen and I'm so glad you didn't. It's refreshing to see someone just laughing at all the inconsistencies in their stories. Thank you for the content!

  • @TehMerChant
    @TehMerChant Рік тому +3

    Trying to priority seating on the plane. Jaggoff.

  • @knock_knock3007
    @knock_knock3007 3 роки тому +132

    "Oh, he's got the X-Files sh*t in his back pocket." HAD ME ROLLING!!!🤣🤣

  • @johnblackhead2384
    @johnblackhead2384 3 роки тому +134

    I was active duty Navy from 1982-2002. I used to see these guys once in a while. I always wonder what would cause someone to lie like they do. My favorites are the guys with an officer hat and rank insignia and also wearing enlisted stripes on their arms. You’d think they’d do a little research first.

    • @JohnGalt1960
      @JohnGalt1960 3 роки тому +7

      They're not right in the head.....thats why they do it.... They also like attention.

    • @hoopsonwheels
      @hoopsonwheels 3 роки тому +4

      There are some people who are genuinely unwell. However there are those who try to use the uniform and patches/ribbons/ medals to gain respect or something like a military discount or veterans perks

    • @urielmartinez2161
      @urielmartinez2161 3 роки тому +2

      I don’t know why they envy the military 😅 I am grateful for my civilian life. I’ve talked to a lot of veterans, no thank you.

    • @hoopsonwheels
      @hoopsonwheels 3 роки тому +1

      @@urielmartinez2161 if you live in the USA or even the UK there’s a prestigious honor that comes from serving in the military. You’re held up as a hero of sorts. Plus there’s decent benefits like getting your higher education paid for, being on tricare (basically health insurance for active and retired personnel and their dependents). There’s also perks like a military discount which is usually in the realm of 10% so it saves a bit of money

    • @0tisdriftw00d
      @0tisdriftw00d 3 роки тому +2

      @@urielmartinez2161 man this is the realest comment ive ever seen! Lol

  • @paulparker2571
    @paulparker2571 2 роки тому +146

    I tried 3 times to join as soon as I was 18 its all I wanted as a child and highly respect anyone who serves but never ever would I pretend to be someone I am not or disrespect anyone who served. Thank you to all who served

    • @stefaneer9120
      @stefaneer9120 2 роки тому +10

      Deeply respect to you, that you still trying o become a military personnel.

    • @inquirer1016
      @inquirer1016 2 роки тому +15

      No shame at all. Much respect to you because you tried hard to join. Audie Murphy was rejected by the Navy and Marine. Persistence usually pays off.

    • @paulparker2571
      @paulparker2571 2 роки тому +3

      @@inquirer1016 thank you

    • @onrr1726
      @onrr1726 2 роки тому +9

      My cousin really wanted to join the army when he was in school. But abusive parents drugs, alcohol and eventually dropping out of school in 7th or 8th grade eventually landed him in prison for 2ed degree murder of his father in a case that has always been believed to have been committed by his mother.

    • @DayZeroChannel
      @DayZeroChannel 2 роки тому +8

      There’s other ways to help the cause brother man

  • @xsixinfantryx
    @xsixinfantryx 8 місяців тому +4

    "generals even go to me like this" 😂

  • @elshmuel1848
    @elshmuel1848 3 роки тому +193

    “I was a seal in 71 when we did a full on beach landing in Vietnam, lost both my arms and my legs, captain said I had to go home but I knew I was needed in Laos to kill colonel sanders hooorah

    • @Nothereneverwas69
      @Nothereneverwas69 3 роки тому +26

      Hard to eat that Kentucky fried with no arms or legs , thank you for your service

    • @20FreeWill
      @20FreeWill 3 роки тому +22

      Tis but a flesh wound

    • @grantslam44
      @grantslam44 3 роки тому +9

      @@Nothereneverwas69 NOW IT'S PERSONAL SANDERS!!!

    • @dankisreal6432
      @dankisreal6432 3 роки тому +2

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @scottperkins7826
      @scottperkins7826 3 роки тому +2

      @@20FreeWill I’ve obviously heard this saying before but for some reason I feel like it applies to something specific…..where did I just hear this the other day🤔🤯

  • @theweirdoroom6644
    @theweirdoroom6644 3 роки тому +222

    Just like the Special Olympics, these guys are definitely "Special Forces".

    • @destubae3271
      @destubae3271 3 роки тому +7

      Wear the flag in the front to let them know America's coming

    • @terryscarlett2431
      @terryscarlett2431 3 роки тому +3

      You can tell these people have some kind of autism..

    • @vladimirpoutine7522
      @vladimirpoutine7522 3 роки тому +3

      @@terryscarlett2431 I've thought the same. I also find it kind of sad that some supposed vets harass these obviously autistic people as if they're really gaining something other than pity.

    • @brandonfenley4512
      @brandonfenley4512 3 роки тому +3

      It’s pretty sad these fellas are litterally damaged goods….. leave them be Amd let them live there own little world. No one could really take these fellas seriously so let it ride

    • @aaartnaz
      @aaartnaz 3 роки тому

      Part of Delta Farce

  • @Child_Of_Whoa
    @Child_Of_Whoa Рік тому +25

    Fun fact- if you wash out of Submarine Door Gunner School they make you a helicopter periscope crewman or kosho's assistant. Depends on your ASSHAT score.

  • @michaelbarker1635
    @michaelbarker1635 2 місяці тому +1

    "Hes like his own little ship yard" oh man that comment cracked me up 🤣🤣

  • @johnmullens2857
    @johnmullens2857 3 роки тому +304

    "I am a SEAL"
    ME: "GO ON THEN, BALANCE A BEACH BALL FOR US!"

    • @general_web5169
      @general_web5169 3 роки тому +8

      Yes sir! I am currently designated to Santa's Navy Seals in the Second Artic Operation, sir!

    • @johnmullens2857
      @johnmullens2857 3 роки тому

      @@general_web5169 now thats enduring the cold! Learned that at the SAS before you joined Santa's seals I bet!

    • @rustyshackleford7808
      @rustyshackleford7808 3 роки тому

      AT

    • @Robert-sy4bd
      @Robert-sy4bd 3 роки тому +3

      I made the mistake of reading your remark at work. Colleagues wondering what l am laughing at.

    • @johnmullens2857
      @johnmullens2857 3 роки тому +1

      @@Robert-sy4bd lol

  • @Brandon_metab
    @Brandon_metab 3 роки тому +103

    You had me in the first five seconds. "I was a *different* kind of SEAL" Like an elephant seal? Or a grey seal? Perhaps a subantarctic fur seal?

    • @ussarng4649
      @ussarng4649 3 роки тому +5

      Shhhhhh ..... why'd mention subantartic fur seals ??? Now the Secret Seal Fur Submariner unit (SSFS) is exposed.

    • @Brandon_metab
      @Brandon_metab 3 роки тому +3

      @@ussarng4649 my bad. I was completely unaware of the super secret SSFS 😅 sometimes it backfires to be so elite

    • @s.t.l.3213
      @s.t.l.3213 3 роки тому +3

      If he ever gets assigned to the White House detail he can be a Presidential SEAL.

    • @matthijsmaris8703
      @matthijsmaris8703 3 роки тому +1

      Hé probably worked at the circus.

    • @dlyla
      @dlyla 3 роки тому +2

      The second guy said blueback so I say juvenile hooded seal

  • @Bodhi518
    @Bodhi518 3 роки тому +50

    You’re an honorable guy showing compassion to the mentally ill

    • @kellyhelms1584
      @kellyhelms1584 3 роки тому

      I don't understand your comment

    • @kellyhelms1584
      @kellyhelms1584 3 роки тому

      @Jose Martinez hey keyboard warrior. Get a job and get out of your mommies basement.

    • @weemac4645
      @weemac4645 Рік тому +1

      ​@@kellyhelms1584 No problem,ask your nurse.😊

  • @ericclausen6772
    @ericclausen6772 Рік тому +1

    Wherever it's warm you get all the craziness

  • @MultiWalrus1
    @MultiWalrus1 3 роки тому +195

    "All the nuts roll downhill to Florida." xD Priceless.

    • @TvshkaHumma
      @TvshkaHumma 3 роки тому +3

      I havent had a gut laugh like this in years!, refreshing!!.

    • @georgeadcock2347
      @georgeadcock2347 3 роки тому +9

      Living in Florida you nailed it. Please people come to Florida get someone and take them back with you up North.

    • @alexnunezramos1720
      @alexnunezramos1720 3 роки тому +5

      @@georgeadcock2347 No refunds 🤡

    • @MikeDarr61
      @MikeDarr61 3 роки тому

      This is why I left Clearwater.

    • @umkane3851
      @umkane3851 3 роки тому +1

      That's why trump lives here

  • @pauljarrell8162
    @pauljarrell8162 2 роки тому +28

    I really love how you handle these stolen valor videos. It’s all class. You even give people the benefit of the doubt many times until they take away all doubt

  • @stuartturkington826
    @stuartturkington826 Рік тому +107

    The first guy was an escaped Alien from Area 51. Lol 😅

    • @wisconsinatIon
      @wisconsinatIon Місяць тому +1

      THANK YOU FOR ONE GOOD SOLID LAUGH!!!!

  • @neilgault4610
    @neilgault4610 2 місяці тому +2

    "You have to do the S.E.A.L. thing...." YOU KNOW.....the THINGY! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @alext4758
    @alext4758 3 роки тому +35

    I love it, they never act like your average marine or something, they always have to bee some Seal Team Six/SOF deployed in every recorded battle in History with 600 confirmed kills in a single day with their chest looking like a trinket market

  • @dancooper7012
    @dancooper7012 2 роки тому +114

    I have met a few folks who flunked out of SF and SEAL training and I have great respect for those people for being honest and for trying. I grew up in Okinawa and we had Field Day at school every year when the SF guys would come over and along with the Biy Scouts they would build some cool stuff such as towers and bridges. It was really fun! We were in Okinawa after dad left Vietnam. Okinawa was such a cool place to grow up!! I often wonder what my dad would think of these guys?

    • @rik4369
      @rik4369 2 роки тому +3

      "THE ROCK"

    • @chrisvintage1399
      @chrisvintage1399 2 роки тому +2

      Camp Foster , Kubasaki High School

    • @ryanjacobson7394
      @ryanjacobson7394 2 роки тому +4

      I lasted 2 days in seal training , couldn't make it man it's hard

    • @WALKUREX
      @WALKUREX 2 роки тому +3

      @@ryanjacobson7394 come join the CCP special ops team

    • @onrr1726
      @onrr1726 2 роки тому +2

      My brother tried out for BUDS just to see if he could do it. A few instructors convinced him to drop out telling him he would be nothing more than an expendable trigger man with no future in civilian life. They told him he was way more valuable than he thought and to go back to doing air craft electronics work. To this day my brother only talks about the fun times in the Navy and nothing is brought up about BUDS out of respect for them guys.

  • @jennifermcguire8867
    @jennifermcguire8867 3 роки тому +146

    These people put in so much effort for a ridiculous story, it would have been less effort to join the service. SMH. I get embarrassed as a civilian nurse for the army when people thank me for my service. I explain that I work for the army, I’m not in the army. I love my job ♥️

    • @JamesonsTravels
      @JamesonsTravels  3 роки тому +67

      Every civilian I ran across while in was super friendly and loved their jobs. Thanks for putting up with the youngsters and their antics. I surely was one.

    • @newyorkyankees81
      @newyorkyankees81 3 роки тому +3

      😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚

    • @teamshaboobalu2887
      @teamshaboobalu2887 3 роки тому +1

      Keeping it real!

    • @wot1fan885
      @wot1fan885 3 роки тому +1

      True. But one thing the military wont except everyone . No excuse to be a scammer but yea i would of love to join but couldn't . Just to you're point .

    • @rayne_brown
      @rayne_brown 3 роки тому +5

      Even though you are not military what you do for us is extremely important and greatly appreciated. So thank you for what you do ma'am.

  • @williamcoe9200
    @williamcoe9200 Рік тому +3

    He will be fighting against the seagulls
    Hahaha
    My favorite is the guy in the cracker jacks

  • @TheMichaelStott
    @TheMichaelStott 3 роки тому +282

    As a Veteran, I have a hard time pretending to be a Civilian😜

    • @aleksfoxtrot8044
      @aleksfoxtrot8044 3 роки тому +20

      Its simple. Go around talking about yourself and trying to be the center of attention telling people how cool you are! Though people may mistake you for a Cav Scout instead of a civilian.

    • @TheMichaelStott
      @TheMichaelStott 3 роки тому +9

      @@aleksfoxtrot8044 So what I get out of that is I should do Crossfit, or become a vegan😜 oh heck! I'm doomed! BAHAHAHA🤣

    • @TheMichaelStott
      @TheMichaelStott 3 роки тому +8

      @THAT GUY oh dear, it seems that you have taken my dry humour seriously😕 However, you have discussed some very good points that can be helpful. I'm also an Australian Veteran just to clarify a bit more. I became a counsellor and help people along with the veteran community with many issues. I've had quite a few Vets who get stuck on that old saying "The Army trained me to be a soldier but didn't train me to be a civilian" well, there is no training to be a civilian, it's not a title that is earned it's just a word. The main issue is qualifications and skills and how they can be adapted to a new life outside. I'm not sure how it goes in the U.S but in Australia, we can have our qualifications mapped over to civilian and they can show what types of jobs a person may be suited for. Unfortunately mine were security and counter-terrorism occupations, which didn't suit the injuries I sustained before my discharge. So I had to go back to the drawing board and find a new life on my own (which many of your points highlight) Australia doesn't have a G.I Bill so education can be limited for some Vets (money wise) to diploma level. When we're in, there is a "higher power" looking after career progression and you're spot on when you said all the resources are taken care of and we have to learn to depend on ourselves more. Hard for many Vets to do when they have mental health issues clouding their decision making skills along with added pressure to get employed, take care of family or whatever they individually face. Thank you.for taking the time to comment and add some real, no nonsense advice. I hope some people who click on this thread read what you wrote and it helps them🙂

    • @the_kombinator
      @the_kombinator 3 роки тому +5

      Stolen... citizenship?

    • @stefanadamcik8221
      @stefanadamcik8221 3 роки тому +2

      Ain't it the truth? I wish I could shake off some of the bothersome habits.

  • @crashburn3292
    @crashburn3292 3 роки тому +52

    "You're wrong."
    "No, YOU'RE wrong!
    "YOU'RE WRONG!"
    *"NO, YOU'RE WRONG!!"* ...a real battle of wits.

  • @tylerbuckner3750
    @tylerbuckner3750 3 роки тому +138

    I was lucky enough to get to know an ACTUAL Vietnam-era SEAL with extensive combat experience. He was the most humble, gentle, soft spoken guy I’ve ever known. He never wanted to talk about his service.

    • @jasonsampson1301
      @jasonsampson1301 3 роки тому +2

      Lies

    • @tylerbuckner3750
      @tylerbuckner3750 3 роки тому +11

      @@jasonsampson1301
      We found the expert, guys!

    • @lostcause1144
      @lostcause1144 3 роки тому +4

      Yeah, its is kinda funny how the real guys downplay everything. But if you know actual combat veterans, it is the norm.

    • @j4y167
      @j4y167 3 роки тому +7

      @Mr. W the good guys compared to who, the people they're fighting? The ones beheading civilians, journalists, women, children, etc? You're so smart and deep bro you're right, nothing is worse than a western force sweeping in, fighting off insurgents and then giving the local forces weapons, vehicles and training to defend their home country from local terror groups.

    • @don4298
      @don4298 3 роки тому +3

      @Mr. W Do people let you walk yourself or are you on a leash?

  • @nhala04
    @nhala04 Рік тому +1

    Thanks for the laughs, brother!😂

  • @rushmorerocket9854
    @rushmorerocket9854 2 роки тому +28

    I’ve seen a bunch of these vids and always thought that some of the guys confronting were as bad as the guys wearing the uniforms and you sir have given the best advice and insight into how to handle these situations and look at the people committing stolen valor
    Great job!

    • @Lovegun.
      @Lovegun. Рік тому +3

      I've always thought that myself. You gotta wonder if some of these guys have seen combat or lost alot of friends like they all say...not everyone who served is Rambo

  • @randybonner9870
    @randybonner9870 2 роки тому +32

    I was a soldier on the Hunnley . I held my breath for like 120 yrs until I was rescued . I couldn't believe the war was over .

  • @danmas2469
    @danmas2469 3 роки тому +122

    In all my years as a belly gunner on a baking soda powered submarine I've learned you can tell the fake soldiers right away because they go on about how much they did and how great they were and those of us that really did serve seem to talk more about the people we served with and the things that they did.

    • @l3ftie578
      @l3ftie578 2 роки тому +4

      most of the men in my family have served and I find this sooooo true

    • @danmas2469
      @danmas2469 2 роки тому +4

      @@l3ftie578 I thank them for their service.

    • @jamesmoore6479
      @jamesmoore6479 2 роки тому +4

      Baking soda sub; thanks for the nostalgia bump my friend.

    • @danmas2469
      @danmas2469 2 роки тому

      @@jamesmoore6479 you're welcome lol.

    • @jthecaffeinatedcrow6456
      @jthecaffeinatedcrow6456 2 роки тому +1

      I certainly find truth in this. My brother's the one who served, and most of his stories have less to do with military operations and more to do with his experiences with his fellow soldiers. In fact, I couldn't really tell you what my brother does in the Army, but I can tell you that "Smith" hates mayo on his hot dogs, that "Ericks" got smoked for accidentally telling his CO to "eat a d*ck", that "Johnson"'s Jamaican accent comes out when he's angry, and that my brother's CO was trying not to laugh as he checked in on my brother on the radio after seeing him fall on his ass on the cameras he was monitoring.

  • @Greymannn
    @Greymannn 7 місяців тому +1

    His mos was grounds. You know, when the co yells for the coffee. He really got the kick back assignment, makin the coffee.

  • @scotshaver
    @scotshaver Рік тому +92

    You got me with “submarine door gunner” 😂🤣😂

  • @lbcoach2295
    @lbcoach2295 3 роки тому +24

    From a retired NYC Correction officer who worked with many many brave military veterans who protected our lives and freedoms, I thank you all for everything you do and for all of your bravery in defending our country!

    • @BenState
      @BenState 8 місяців тому

      shut it screw

    • @lbcoach2295
      @lbcoach2295 8 місяців тому

      @@BenState right. From behind the computer you'll talk like that. You would never come to long island in New York and say that to my face. Fake tough guy that you are.

    • @megaflyinbrian
      @megaflyinbrian 15 днів тому

      Whatever. 🥜

    • @lbcoach2295
      @lbcoach2295 15 днів тому

      @megaflyinbrian whatever what bro?

  • @user-pn6mv4wy7w
    @user-pn6mv4wy7w 3 роки тому +39

    “Submarine door runner” pissing myself laughing!!!!

  • @ParadiseTowing-sl2lu
    @ParadiseTowing-sl2lu Місяць тому

    Love these videos. Thank you for your service vets! - from a non serving Canadian

  • @ChristianPA
    @ChristianPA 3 роки тому +21

    As a Special Forces Ranger and Navy SEALs Fleet Admiral myself, I love watching these videos!

  • @jaycepero8069
    @jaycepero8069 3 роки тому +32

    Navy Veteran here, these clowns are hilarious and infuriating all at the same time.

  • @Logan-uw2un
    @Logan-uw2un 3 роки тому +74

    I’m from a military family. Grandfather retired COL, father retired MAJ. It really irritates me when people put on that uniform when they didn’t put in the work!

    • @PetraDarklander
      @PetraDarklander 3 роки тому +1

      You're not the only one. If you joined a branch, which one?

    • @TheBestLife2184
      @TheBestLife2184 3 роки тому +2

      Evil Democrats, billionaires, & RINOs brainwash America 365 days a year.
      In 10 minutes your kids & you can be immune to it.
      My name is a dottComm website & you need to go there.
      Expect your life to likely hugely change in 10 minutes or less.

    • @Kreepinsgirl
      @Kreepinsgirl 3 роки тому

      Me too, grandfather,stepfather,brother all Army, all served,grandfather in Ww2,stepfather at Vietnam and brother in Iraq.There is no good excuse for doing this and getting away.

    • @TheBestLife2184
      @TheBestLife2184 3 роки тому

      @Abe Froman You're probably an atheist communist Chinese comrade.
      Our site has excellent proof backed with excellent sources. What did you bring to the table as proof: only yourself.

    • @TheBestLife2184
      @TheBestLife2184 3 роки тому

      @Abe Froman Our site exposes your evil side using the top Freemason's own words. Other sources include many doctors, a former elite banker, the former leader of the FBI in Los Angeles, the former CEO of the top music conglomerate, much video evidence and much much more. Again, what proof did you bring to the table: only yourself. Yeh that sounds like what comes from the liberal and RINO university people these days: phoniness with no credible sources to back up their claims. I'm sure you kissed lots of feet too, to get the billionaires' trickle-down jobs, dollars, and acceptance.
      The bible says it's better to store up your treasure in heaven than to store it up on earth where thieves and such can take it away, as is happening now with covid checks, business lock-downs and more.
      I almost joined the military but didn't because I do not like fighting for the evil billionaires who run America and this world. I do not like fighting for people with no integrity.
      Do you know why nasty words come out of your mouth Abe? It's because you have a sewer in your heart. It's no joke. Bible says out of the abundance of the heart, the mouth speaks. You need a new heart Abe. It's true.

  • @Silverhawk1776
    @Silverhawk1776 6 місяців тому +1

    The "security guard patch" the first yoyo was wearing is a legitimate command patch for the Air Intelligence Agency (AIA), which was headquartered in San Antonio back in the 90s.

  • @willwillis3440
    @willwillis3440 3 роки тому +85

    "I'm a different kind of seal"
    No mate your just a large walrus

  • @elgavilan2000
    @elgavilan2000 3 роки тому +277

    As someone with an extensive career as a software engineer I can’t help but laugh about the notion of someone impersonating an IT worker…

    • @wendykalman9975
      @wendykalman9975 3 роки тому +10

      We keep it under our hat for a good reason. How much free work are we willing to do 😆

    • @moreththerogue6218
      @moreththerogue6218 3 роки тому +13

      The neighbor or friend or family member; "I heard you work with computers. Can you fix my iron or toaster or 30 year old am radio or lawnmower or television or etc etc.'
      ?
      But never, not once, not ever do you hear 'can you help with my computer?' 'I'll pay you.'
      Then your friend or neighbor or family member will take the PC or Mac to Best Buys. They will plug in a loose wire and charge 150 dollars.
      The kicker is when they have to tell you about the deal they got from Best Buy. sigh

    • @BulkernatorKerb
      @BulkernatorKerb 3 роки тому +11

      Sounds like something a stolen IT valour dev would say. Where were you during the Meme Wars of Reddit?

    • @ringingsteel8729
      @ringingsteel8729 3 роки тому +8

      Hang on I know nothing about IT other than dealing with them at a Fortune 500 company, but I’m going to try my best.
      “ have you tried unplugging it and plugging it back in?”
      “ it appears our software update has destroyed everything you need to operate. We’re going to roll those changes back and install the previous version.”

    • @playbox4366
      @playbox4366 3 роки тому +4

      Fake Hackers

  • @BirdsOfGlass
    @BirdsOfGlass 3 роки тому +37

    Love how you laugh at these psychos instead of being angry.

  • @JorgeLubary
    @JorgeLubary Місяць тому +1

    Poor guys need to live vicariously through our heroes.

  • @terrell9702
    @terrell9702 3 роки тому +89

    17:35 My MOS is 11 Biscuits. I'm what you call attack Breakfast. All I do is go on missions to a variety of different Denny's and destroy the the eggs and bacon.

  • @georgevitch5566
    @georgevitch5566 3 роки тому +29

    For a grumpy old codger this bloke has a really open minded outlook, and I appreciate that he readily admits when he doesn't know something.

  • @kerrymorton2640
    @kerrymorton2640 3 роки тому +21

    I did 22 years in the Navy and never saw so many different service pins on 1 uniform in my entire career, hell Audie Murphy and Alvin York didn't have that much on their uniforms.

  • @EdwardGonzalez-k1z
    @EdwardGonzalez-k1z 2 місяці тому +2

    Thank you for your videos

  • @blindgrim3963
    @blindgrim3963 3 роки тому +60

    That second dude is definitely a different type of seal he has ascended the seals he is now a manatee😂

  • @vohawk
    @vohawk 2 роки тому +25

    The SeaBee-Sniper-SEAL-Submariner is hilarious. He did it all. He was a one-man army!

  • @skyhawk_4526
    @skyhawk_4526 2 роки тому +17

    Congrats to the first guy for becoming the first Colonel in the US Navy. I guess that's why all the other branches gave him all that bling for his uniform.

  • @BostonSmitty
    @BostonSmitty 2 місяці тому

    Great stuff as always John, thank you.

  • @saddletramp6935
    @saddletramp6935 2 роки тому +66

    I worked with a guy that told others that he was a sniper in Vietnam as I listened to the story he was reciting the first chapter of Carlos Hathcocks book. I didn't say anything but I wish I had. He was very tight with the boss and I needed the job. A couple of years later i told that story to a friend and he told me the same guy told him that he flew the rear seat as a pilot on a F 16. We found out he was really a cook in army in Vietnam. So sad, wasn't a bad guy, just a bull shipper.

    • @joehighsmith2951
      @joehighsmith2951 Рік тому +5

      Those bullshit artists are funny as hell but can definitely roll you for your job with all the hot air

    • @dexta32084
      @dexta32084 Рік тому +17

      The saddest part of that is being a cook in Vietnam is enough to earn all my respect in and of itself.

    • @normturner4849
      @normturner4849 Рік тому +2

      What's bad about being a cook? At least he was in Nam. He obviously thought it wasn't enough to earn respect which is a pity.
      Most of these scumbags weren't anywhere near the military.
      This guy was more than them by cooking, an important field.

    • @JME1186
      @JME1186 Рік тому +2

      @@dexta32084exactly. Anyone who served in any capacity under any circumstance deserves respect for said service. Especially during the times of the draft, when people dodged it for myriad reasons.

    • @davesbackyardchickensandou3905
      @davesbackyardchickensandou3905 Рік тому +1

      We needed the cooks to! So no reason to lie. We were glad to see the cooks. He'll much more so then anything else.

  • @sainthubbins1982
    @sainthubbins1982 3 роки тому +44

    "What was your MOS?", the only question you need to ask in a stolen valor situation. When they answer "uhm... uhm... i disposed of roadside bombs" or "I was a gunner on a blackhawk" you know they are up to shenanigans.

    • @bb-us4ew
      @bb-us4ew 3 роки тому +1

      Yep it trips them up every time me 67 R apache heli mechanic retired

    • @stacy7731
      @stacy7731 3 роки тому

      Rate for Navy

    • @markefulton
      @markefulton 2 роки тому +3

      Air Force was AFSC when I was in during the early 70's.

    • @lestermount3287
      @lestermount3287 2 роки тому

      When I see someone wearing a Marine hat I always ask their MOS, if they say what is that they are fakes.

    • @MrDRock-rc2tz
      @MrDRock-rc2tz 2 роки тому +1

      @@markefulton was for me in the early 00s as well. Lol had to Google. Had me questioning why I didnt know my MOS.

  • @skiptheboxingkangaroo
    @skiptheboxingkangaroo 3 роки тому +24

    I can vouch for half of these guys, I was a sub door gunner in the second Vietnam war.

    • @davidcollins2993
      @davidcollins2993 3 роки тому +2

      I know i was in charge of the screen door, on the biden.

    • @Baxocj
      @Baxocj 3 роки тому +2

      @@davidcollins2993 wait that was you??? DUDE its me, the guy that was the Culinary Sniper. Remember me from when I did that one thing with culinaries in the torpedo bay??