Top 10 Notorious Stolen Valor Village Idiots (Marine Reacts)

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  • @JamesonsTravels
    @JamesonsTravels  3 роки тому +386

    when stolen valor goes wrong - ua-cam.com/video/uCw3WRsaMCQ/v-deo.html. oldie but goodie. one of my fav stolen valor vids - ua-cam.com/video/2u1JkP2idsE/v-deo.html

    • @TripleCrossProduct
      @TripleCrossProduct 3 роки тому +10

      The third one looks like he's late for casting of a John Wayne movie

    • @dennistedder3384
      @dennistedder3384 3 роки тому +7

      I was an astronaut special kind

    • @christiansalinas7526
      @christiansalinas7526 3 роки тому +7

      Why is stolen valor a thing just why? there's so many easy ways to make money nowadays without BREAKING the LAW, so why are these guys going through all the trouble to do this and make a little bit of money? God I am losing hope in humanity everyday

    • @wroberts1707
      @wroberts1707 3 роки тому +1

      Last few vids I've heard a buzzing every time after you stop talking. Not heard it in other vids.

    • @petrolo72
      @petrolo72 3 роки тому +3

      💯Would love to get a response on the video of the South African money truck attempted heist this last week.

  • @jmsmeier1113
    @jmsmeier1113 3 роки тому +2730

    I genuinely felt sorry for that first guy, he obviously wasn’t all there.
    The “different kind of seal” was actually legit. I think I saw him on the beach balancing a ball on his nose for a fish dinner.

    • @robinrobyn1714
      @robinrobyn1714 3 роки тому +151

      EXACTLY. I have no idea why the first one was even included. The guy isn't all there.

    • @catchthewind8563
      @catchthewind8563 3 роки тому +41

      He could be acting to. Don't be fooled right away. Chances are he can be in character

    • @alec7827
      @alec7827 3 роки тому +10

      Best comment😂

    • @sacalabolcita8210
      @sacalabolcita8210 3 роки тому +13

      Every one want to be a hero ,just dont impersonate them with some thing from the thrift. 🤣👌🏽If you like the stuff its cool just dont cross the line.

    • @kjetilvaarlund8342
      @kjetilvaarlund8342 3 роки тому +27

      His cheese has slid off his cracker...

  • @IchigoKurosaki011
    @IchigoKurosaki011 3 роки тому +3904

    The best videos are the ones where the cameraman doesn't call it out and plays along to see how wild the story goes.

    • @yeeturmcbeetur8197
      @yeeturmcbeetur8197 3 роки тому +148

      I agree. It’s like a fever dream story lol.

    • @hellsphoenix9308
      @hellsphoenix9308 3 роки тому +84

      Some of them are just fuckin rabbit holes bud😂🤣. Get ready Alice. Your gonna hit your wonderland 😂👌🏻. Couldn’t agree more, I love it!

    • @richardpowell4281
      @richardpowell4281 3 роки тому +85

      I run a surplus store. There was a severely autistic guy in his 20s who would come in every couple weeks, with a social worker. And every week it was a different story, one week he's killed a North Korean general, the next it was he had beef with Israeli Mosssad because he married someone's daughter. I think it was a coping mechanism for him. I never actively questioned it because I knew about his condition, but man did I have to hold back laughter. One time his social worker even had to step in because a veteran customer was getting a little heated and we had to explain.

    • @keithjackson4985
      @keithjackson4985 3 роки тому +7

      Lol 😆 lol 😆 hilarious.

    • @keithjackson4985
      @keithjackson4985 3 роки тому +31

      The Seal thing, 😆 hilarious. A sailor, at the rank of colonel?

  • @Lucid925
    @Lucid925 3 роки тому +1878

    Honestly, It really pisses me off being called out for Stolen Valor when I tell people I'm a Space Force door gunner.

    • @davidcollins2993
      @davidcollins2993 3 роки тому +191

      Did they upgrade the screen door to a gloryhole?

    • @andrewhinojos2209
      @andrewhinojos2209 3 роки тому +131

      You use the M1 photon canon ?

    • @hoplite-official5011
      @hoplite-official5011 3 роки тому +105

      @@andrewhinojos2209 nah they use the m1AB variant now it has additional black matter camo and extra gamma burst capacity

    • @jonathan2755
      @jonathan2755 3 роки тому +133

      I'm special forces backdoor alpha. Team 6 vasoline.

    • @curtisblanco4029
      @curtisblanco4029 3 роки тому +68

      If someone doesn't believe you are with Space Force tell them you are with the Federation of Planets and your job is to shoot the photon torpedos.

  • @WilliamMurderface81
    @WilliamMurderface81 2 місяці тому +33

    There's a differences between a delusional person who is severely sick doing this and the sane man who is methodical in the ruse.

    • @douggieharrison6913
      @douggieharrison6913 2 місяці тому

      Ikr fuckin leave the guy on the corner saying he works for the Pentagon alone. Dude would tell you his dad is Napoleon Bonaparte if you asked him. He's obviously fucked up.

  • @amy.gali13
    @amy.gali13 2 роки тому +520

    SO GLAD to know that you recognize a difference between the mentally ill ones and the scammers. That’s a very important distinction.

    • @bryanlacount7551
      @bryanlacount7551 Рік тому +33

      Stolen Valor is Stolen Valor, doesn't matter if it's a scam or not.

    • @fish4529
      @fish4529 Рік тому +8

      Thank you for the virtue signal!

    • @RIVALContentJammerz
      @RIVALContentJammerz Рік тому +16

      Take it easy, Golden Coral has plenty for everybody.

    • @homerepairlife5.098
      @homerepairlife5.098 Рік тому +9

      A liar is a liar! Don’t care if they are ill or just straight up full of crap! It’s still not right to say or act like a rank or metal holder…. Where the uniform and and say your not a real soldier or don’t do it at all!

    • @laserpanda94
      @laserpanda94 Рік тому

      ​@@homerepairlife5.098 So the people with mental illness who think they're Jesus are just scumbag blasphemers who deserve to burn in hell?

  • @adrinathegreat3095
    @adrinathegreat3095 3 роки тому +543

    I hate it when I get accused of stolen valor when I'm walking around in my civil war uniform

    • @dustinnunez5077
      @dustinnunez5077 2 роки тому +36

      I though my screen was cracked I got my finger nail then I realized it was your profile

    • @adrinathegreat3095
      @adrinathegreat3095 2 роки тому +9

      @@dustinnunez5077 😆

    • @hitlermugabetashtwin
      @hitlermugabetashtwin 2 роки тому +38

      I assume you're talking about the US civil war. I have a similar problem, only I fought under Oliver Cromwell in the English civil war, in fact I executed King Charles personally.

    • @ikecampbell2221
      @ikecampbell2221 2 роки тому +4

      @@hitlermugabetashtwin I was in the French Revolution. I executed Louis XII myself

    • @louskunt9798
      @louskunt9798 2 роки тому +5

      🤣😂🤣😂🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️

  • @nateworthy530
    @nateworthy530 3 роки тому +501

    That first guy looked like an African warlord with all those medals.

    • @eldiablo8019
      @eldiablo8019 3 роки тому +55

      Or a North Korean General.

    • @20FreeWill
      @20FreeWill 3 роки тому +3

      He reminds me of the dad from American pie

    • @frankieb9444
      @frankieb9444 3 роки тому +5

      Remembers of the manager from Office Space wanting people to wear more flair.

    • @sith_master_shaun7988
      @sith_master_shaun7988 3 роки тому +4

      🤣🤣🤣African warlord

    • @Mistaken_deed
      @Mistaken_deed 3 роки тому +6

      Every communist country ever 😂

  • @scotshaver
    @scotshaver 11 місяців тому +66

    You got me with “submarine door gunner” 😂🤣😂

  • @pattysteberger1029
    @pattysteberger1029 2 роки тому +460

    My husband passed away this August. He was a Marine Corps Vietnam Veteran. He would had loved your UA-cam videos. Semper Fi🇺🇸

    • @MrQuijibo
      @MrQuijibo 2 роки тому +15

      Sorry to hear about your husband.

    • @onlythetruth4039
      @onlythetruth4039 2 роки тому +8

      I always wondered, why there are rarely females who stole medails or uniforms for the fame
      It's always men doing this.

    • @lijo4518
      @lijo4518 2 роки тому +9

      @ Only The Truth no I've seen some women too

    • @realcoach2023
      @realcoach2023 2 роки тому +10

      I am sorry for your loss. Your husband = true hero. May God rest his soul.

    • @thepatriotwarrior4823
      @thepatriotwarrior4823 2 роки тому +10

      Sorry for your loss. Your husband was a hero in uniform. We all should remember them.

  • @dontcare1414
    @dontcare1414 Рік тому +262

    My uncle was a legit UDT in Vietnam, just listening to these guys blows my mind. To get my uncle to talk about the war was like talking to a wall. Having these guys spurt their story out to everyone is an immediate red flag.

    • @CreekerCoverage
      @CreekerCoverage Рік тому +37

      Same for My cousin who served usmc in the afghan era who was medically discharged. He will talk about the brothers he made and tell funny stories and the more positive side of serving but if you ask him about actual combat he just goes silent might as well ask a pine tree

    • @jocelynnowen3078
      @jocelynnowen3078 Рік тому +9

      That’s right. The ‘seal on the sub’ was hilarious. FOTFL

    • @JB-ef7ks
      @JB-ef7ks Рік тому +9

      Same here, my grandfather was EOD in Nam and the story he told me was accidentally killing a boy he thought was Charlie on a night recon mission in a creek/river and that was only towards the end of his life!

    • @MachoRaton
      @MachoRaton 10 місяців тому +4

      These guys are full of it

    • @ChowdahHead
      @ChowdahHead 5 місяців тому

      My family and friends are all Air Force vets. They never talk about their service and would never wear their uniform in public.

  • @acslatz
    @acslatz 3 роки тому +226

    "All I do is go on missions" is my new motto.

    • @bnv4292
      @bnv4292 3 роки тому +6

      Lol. All I did was hurry up and wait train for 15 minutes and wait

    • @stefanadamcik8221
      @stefanadamcik8221 3 роки тому +6

      Exactly. Im gonna say that to my commander next time he has some paperwork for me.🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @ReinertZerker
      @ReinertZerker 3 роки тому +6

      Just missions Sir, just missions...

    • @mrs.d2411
      @mrs.d2411 3 роки тому +1

      Then every day becomes a series of mini adventures😁

    • @WarzoneResistance
      @WarzoneResistance 3 роки тому

      Kinda like the guy who was "in the village" in Afghanistan...

  • @DoDgeSwaG
    @DoDgeSwaG 11 місяців тому +29

    “You’re stealing my valor” what a cringey ass thing to say 😂 my grandfathers who fought in the American Revolution, civil war, Spanish American war, WWI AND WWII are rolling in their graves hearing that 🤦🏻‍♂️

    • @JacobC479
      @JacobC479 6 місяців тому +6

      Seriously. If he would have said “you’re stealing valor from people that have died wearing it,” it would have sounded better. That sounds super selfish.

    • @UltraMAGAandproudofit
      @UltraMAGAandproudofit 6 місяців тому +2

      What side in the civil war?

    • @DoDgeSwaG
      @DoDgeSwaG 6 місяців тому +1

      @@UltraMAGAandproudofit both

    • @caffeinefather
      @caffeinefather 3 місяці тому

      Lt Dan, is that you?

    • @Man77772
      @Man77772 Місяць тому

      He's not wrong

  • @tinar.a.3542
    @tinar.a.3542 3 роки тому +370

    “I was a different kind of seal.”
    Umm, yeah, fake.

    • @digitaldreamer5481
      @digitaldreamer5481 3 роки тому +9

      Yes, he truly was a different kind of seal, he was a Hawaiian Monk Seal at Sea Life Park on Oahu, lol!

    • @alexnunezramos1720
      @alexnunezramos1720 3 роки тому +3

      Leave that brave MAN alone. LOL 🤡

    • @digitaldreamer5481
      @digitaldreamer5481 3 роки тому +3

      @@alexnunezramos1720
      I just couldn’t help myself, lol!
      Just to think that a week ago, I was hanging with all my brothers at the American Legion, burning thousands of American flags in a flag retirement ceremony. Gotta remember that we spent the day before opening and folding all those flags until everyone’s arms got sore. For the ceremony itself, my first time btw, we had a group of Young Marines and Cub Scouts that were more squared away than any of these bozos in this video, lol. I also think that what these young men did was braver than what any of these bozos did. I didn’t know about the Young Marines when growing up but I can tell you that its a wonderful program for kids. It gives them an insider look at the Marines and they have the option of saying this isn’t for me or continue on to real Marine Corps bootcamp. I’m not sure if the Young Marines would of made a difference for me or not, coming from a family of West Pointers. First, I didn’t think I had what it takes to go to West Point even though I was a straight “A” student. I wasn’t like my uncles, one played the trumpet, really good too. They’re all silent keys now, I still miss them...

    • @thirdgen377
      @thirdgen377 3 роки тому +2

      Yeah, he was a SEAL who happened to be so special he made rank that doesn't exist in the navy. True hero.

    • @aceingtonn7594
      @aceingtonn7594 3 роки тому +2

      A literal seal.

  • @neilpeterson9195
    @neilpeterson9195 2 роки тому +117

    As a Navy vet, hospital corpsman, 10 years active duty. Spent half my time with the Marines. Makes me ill to see people fake their service.

    • @jacobstrine4432
      @jacobstrine4432 2 роки тому

      Drink water

    • @Kbarstill
      @Kbarstill 2 роки тому +1

      THANKS DEVIL DOC !!

    • @christianlane4785
      @christianlane4785 2 роки тому +1

      Thanks for your service. A Navy Corpsman saved my father’s life in Vietnam.

    • @inquirer1016
      @inquirer1016 2 роки тому

      Thank you for serving. Many people don't know that Navy corpsmen often accompany the infantry units, usually Marines, in combat missions.

    • @NCR-RANGER-223
      @NCR-RANGER-223 2 роки тому

      Corpsman
      I bet you've seen more penicillin and johnson inspections than a Somali pirate

  • @Demyn
    @Demyn 3 роки тому +454

    Had a special needs guy who loved the army but obviously couldn't get in, used to run around in fatigues with no patches. Never even bothered me, figured if it made him happy more power to him.

    • @CorruptInfinityOfficial
      @CorruptInfinityOfficial 3 роки тому +60

      Ain’t nothing wrong with that I suppose 👍🏻

    • @richardbradshaw7067
      @richardbradshaw7067 3 роки тому +40

      Just trying to live his dream, i respect that

    • @adamw2911
      @adamw2911 3 роки тому +90

      @@richardbradshaw7067 the 'special needs' guys deserve a bit of space. They just have little concept of reality. It's the smart, well groomed in shape types that deserve to be exposed.

    • @richardbradshaw7067
      @richardbradshaw7067 3 роки тому +46

      @@adamw2911 he didn't have any patches. And with no context we are in no place to judge the guy in this case. Now the guys in this video are something else.

    • @hoopsonwheels
      @hoopsonwheels 3 роки тому +18

      I suppose that could be okay since the guy isn’t running around claiming he was actually in the service. Probably like the aesthetics

  • @paulsandford3345
    @paulsandford3345 2 місяці тому +5

    He was an airborne submarine commander!😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @jeaniewolfe6693
    @jeaniewolfe6693 3 роки тому +429

    "Looks to me like the Girl Scouts badges they wear when selling cookies"... Nope, even those need to be earned... 😂🤭

    • @JamesonsTravels
      @JamesonsTravels  3 роки тому +82

      Lol. They girls did most than
      Most of these fine folks.

    • @jeaniewolfe6693
      @jeaniewolfe6693 3 роки тому +11

      @@JamesonsTravels Love your videos Sir! Thank you for taking the time to make them and thank you for your service to making our world a safer, fairer place... 👍

    • @FatFreeVideos
      @FatFreeVideos 3 роки тому +6

      This guy has his "fiction writing badges"

    • @RRzombie632
      @RRzombie632 3 роки тому +3

      Yeah but it really did look like a scouts sash lol

    • @Celatreee
      @Celatreee 3 роки тому +2

      @Christopher Watson buy more and save them in your freezer! they last a long time!

  • @frankieb9444
    @frankieb9444 3 роки тому +279

    He was so far behind the lines, he never left the US.

  • @DivideandConquerCichlidKeeping
    @DivideandConquerCichlidKeeping 3 роки тому +294

    Old drunk dude with Jim Beam in his coffee at 7a: "I was a DIFFERENT kinda SEAL!"

    • @christihiatt3459
      @christihiatt3459 3 роки тому +16

      A circus seal!

    • @richardpoynton4026
      @richardpoynton4026 3 роки тому +13

      He balanced a beach ball on his nose, clapped his flippers and caught raw fish in his mouth when they were thrown at him.

    • @orneryokinawan4529
      @orneryokinawan4529 3 роки тому +3

      @@christihiatt3459 *Laughs in Rick Harrison* 😂💀⚰

    • @DivideandConquerCichlidKeeping
      @DivideandConquerCichlidKeeping 3 роки тому +2

      I was thinking cracking seals on the bottles lmao

    • @TheBestLife2184
      @TheBestLife2184 3 роки тому +2

      Evil Democrats, billionaires, & RINOs brainwash America 365 days a year.
      In 10 minutes your kids & you can be immune to it.
      My name is a dottComm website & you need to go there.
      Expect your life to likely hugely change in 10 minutes or less.

  • @adriencote1798
    @adriencote1798 7 місяців тому +19

    What was your MOS?
    “My mos was to kill!”
    😂
    Love the reaction to that too. These guys are smoking a bit too much crack.

  • @wingedhussar5528
    @wingedhussar5528 3 роки тому +131

    These guys truly put the "SPECIAL" in special forces.

    • @KnightofGascogne
      @KnightofGascogne 3 роки тому +2

      Special Needs Forces 😂

    • @kirklandramsay3935
      @kirklandramsay3935 3 роки тому +2

      Theyre so Special the government is debating whether its even legal for them to be in a combat zone.

    • @jjayyoung7335
      @jjayyoung7335 3 роки тому

      @@KnightofGascogne you mean special ed don't you hero that double reinforced Behind Enemy Lines short bus to and from their missions

    • @KnightofGascogne
      @KnightofGascogne 3 роки тому

      @@jjayyoung7335 I have a vague idea of what you meant by that, but yes, I suppose.

  • @alifrombenhill3374
    @alifrombenhill3374 3 роки тому +431

    I'm 22 years Navy. That first guy had more medals than a waitress at Fridays. Him, MLK, and Jesus are in competition for greatest human ever.

    • @ianmcsherry5254
      @ianmcsherry5254 3 роки тому +56

      As a Scotsman, I sleep safer at night knowing US allies like him are guarding the tentacled aliens at Area 51. 👍

    • @jeffjr84
      @jeffjr84 3 роки тому +13

      You cant teach courage like that.

    • @atthebrink74
      @atthebrink74 3 роки тому +24

      From the movie “Office Space”, it’s called Flair.
      You have to have at least 15 pieces of flair. That guy was extra special, he had like 47 pieces of flair.

    • @kelly171a
      @kelly171a 3 роки тому +4

      @@atthebrink74 Lol, good movie.

    • @SpaceRanger187
      @SpaceRanger187 3 роки тому +5

      Jesus ask him for advie theres no competition

  • @BrandoTheBald
    @BrandoTheBald 3 роки тому +457

    I remember when I served as a colonel in the revolutionary war, I actually fought shoulder to shoulder with George Washington, General Washington, before he was president, in fact, I was the one who encouraged him to be president, I'm pretty important

    • @einsteindisguisedasrobinho717
      @einsteindisguisedasrobinho717 3 роки тому +6

      Is ur name Gianni Russo? 😂😂😂😂

    • @Odd_Combo
      @Odd_Combo 3 роки тому +2

      😂😂😂

    • @crawfish069
      @crawfish069 3 роки тому +14

      Those 30 cal Browning machine guns were really handy in that war.

    • @le_zippo2609
      @le_zippo2609 3 роки тому +28

      Smack my sack and call me jack, i remember you! Remember after the battle, we got George to do an ale barrel stand, back at the tavern, then the sob balanced his sword from his nose? Shit’s nuts

    • @phillyphan56
      @phillyphan56 3 роки тому +6

      Well…what was your MOS though? 😂

  • @stuartturkington826
    @stuartturkington826 Рік тому +101

    The first guy was an escaped Alien from Area 51. Lol 😅

  • @andrewprice6418
    @andrewprice6418 3 роки тому +299

    "He's the submarine door gunner"
    Why have I never heard this?? That's fantastic! 😂

    • @franklinwelfl8284
      @franklinwelfl8284 3 роки тому +20

      A wet job

    • @Gasambag
      @Gasambag 3 роки тому +11

      “Man overboard on a sub”

    • @luigi7781
      @luigi7781 3 роки тому +1

      Dude probably would've been eaten by a shark.

    • @Tmac-rv9wq
      @Tmac-rv9wq 3 роки тому +2

      He looks more like he was the submarine door

    • @HighlanderNorth1
      @HighlanderNorth1 3 роки тому +4

      Well, I can personally attest that they've developed one-way force fields that allow gun barrels and bullets to poke OUT of the side of the submarine, while preventing the ocean from flooding in.... As the only, singular member of the nation's most elite spec ops group("Alpha Force"), I was privy to these top secret technologies. 😎

  • @SunnyHippy
    @SunnyHippy 3 роки тому +237

    Most veterans I know or have known do not like attention for their service. They like to blend in with civilians and not brag.

    • @johnynoway9127
      @johnynoway9127 3 роки тому +3

      im p sure its cuz theyve seen and done stuff they arent proud of or that isnt really...umm... very jolly to speak about

    • @houseofadhdandhyperfixatio9432
      @houseofadhdandhyperfixatio9432 3 роки тому +17

      @@johnynoway9127 has nothing to do with stuff they aren't proud off. Trust me there's nothing more anoying than someone coming to bug you to shake your hand while youre grocery shopping because of your service. People see military and it's like common sense leaves them they'll come thanking you for your service while you're pooping. If you ever serve then you'll understand

    • @johnynoway9127
      @johnynoway9127 3 роки тому +1

      @@houseofadhdandhyperfixatio9432Makes sense...espially in America where military is proud

    • @ihave35cents95
      @ihave35cents95 3 роки тому +5

      Yeah cuz I never see them wearing the hat or the special license plates on their cars

    • @SunnyHippy
      @SunnyHippy 3 роки тому +8

      @@ihave35cents95 some are proud to have served and say it by wearing a hat. Not that big of deal. My husband is just one of them who are proud to have served but doesn't let anyone know about it and blends in. He thinks is corny when you see people in full uniform just walking around a store.

  • @kellanhills1972
    @kellanhills1972 2 роки тому +49

    Thanks for being kind to these people. Many of them are mentally ill and mean zero harm and they are harming nobody.

    • @calvinhenderson4200
      @calvinhenderson4200 2 роки тому

      Some of them do it to scam for money and some to pick up women.

    • @psmith9789
      @psmith9789 2 роки тому +6

      They are DISRESPECTING REAL VETS. Unacceptable.

    • @kellanhills1972
      @kellanhills1972 2 роки тому +14

      @@psmith9789 meh. I’m sure real vets can take care of themselves. People are disrespected every day not just vets most of which never saw combat or even were in any harms way in their entire career.

    • @ChimpingBulldog
      @ChimpingBulldog 2 роки тому

      Breaking the law is breaking the law.

    • @kellanhills1972
      @kellanhills1972 2 роки тому +3

      @@ChimpingBulldog wearing military clothing and pretending to be in the military is not breaking the law. Otherwise I would have been arrested playing paintball. 😁. Is there not mercy. Too many people in jail too many mentally I’ll people in jail. Let them be. They are harming nobody. Are veterans that petty?!

  • @iskrajackal9049
    @iskrajackal9049 11 місяців тому +35

    These guys always have the absolute maximum of experience, training, and valour. When they signed up they went straight to the most elite sections of special forces

    • @MickRhodes-ml5cm
      @MickRhodes-ml5cm 5 місяців тому +1

      Well to be fair to special forces, it’s not everyday that someone joins the US military after being orphaned and found by the French Foreign Legion in the desert at age 5, and then training with them for 13 years before immigrating to the US after saving a marine unit in Iraq by single handedly killing an ISIS military group with nothing but a toothpick

    • @marknorris1381
      @marknorris1381 5 місяців тому +1

      Yeah they never seem to be the cook or the quartermaster.

  • @Cayman192
    @Cayman192 3 роки тому +286

    It’s always seals, SF, and snipers. Why doesn’t any of the fake veterans ever pick average Joe jobs like “oh yeah, I was a food service guy, cooked the best steaks in Nam, I had joes coming from all over the place to eat them”
    Honestly I respect experts in their field. The best cook or admin guy beats out a lot in my book.

    • @ekometti
      @ekometti 3 роки тому +9

      Noone wants to say they were a yeoman .... Id rather say I was an MS.

    • @bearmarco1944
      @bearmarco1944 3 роки тому +6

      @@ekometti Honestly, I'd take up some regular job. My favourite would be a quartermaster. No idea why elite military groups are seen as so great.

    • @ekometti
      @ekometti 3 роки тому +2

      @@bearmarco1944 Movies probably. I was an AMH in the Navy then crossrated to RM. I loved both jobs, I just didn't feel like working in hydraulic fluid all the time, plus the rate was too top heavy and making rank was near impossible in the early 90's.

    • @kainnosgoth7336
      @kainnosgoth7336 3 роки тому +7

      Cooked the best steaks in 'Nam, huh? I wonder if he remembers the beachhead where his CO was giving him the option to surf or fight, because remember, Charlie don't surf?

    • @phantomaviator1318
      @phantomaviator1318 3 роки тому +8

      "Yeah, I worked the Starbucks on the Nimitz back in 2014, made the highest tips out of any barista there."

  • @door518kimber3
    @door518kimber3 2 роки тому +325

    I was in a classified position for a while, submarine’s, my mission was to make sure that the screen door was kept closed at all times. I was also a door gunner in that submarine. Dont tell anyone.

    • @annhendrickson1651
      @annhendrickson1651 2 роки тому +7

      😂😂

    • @mercychoke4475
      @mercychoke4475 2 роки тому +7

      🤣😂🤣😂

    • @bradford_shaun_murray
      @bradford_shaun_murray 2 роки тому +6

      ...right ok, so did you work on special projects as well after that mission on the sub like this guy at Area 51 2:47? Just asking, you don't have tell me anything top secret if you don't want to but what other things have you done in the military?

    • @edmondlau511
      @edmondlau511 2 роки тому +6

      Thank you for your service!

    • @inquirer1016
      @inquirer1016 2 роки тому +7

      I bet you were also on the highly trained submarine SWAT Team armed with the latest high tech fly swatters to smash those enemy mosquitos that got through the screen door. Don't worry, I won't tell anyone.

  • @elshmuel1848
    @elshmuel1848 3 роки тому +191

    “I was a seal in 71 when we did a full on beach landing in Vietnam, lost both my arms and my legs, captain said I had to go home but I knew I was needed in Laos to kill colonel sanders hooorah

    • @Nothereneverwas69
      @Nothereneverwas69 3 роки тому +26

      Hard to eat that Kentucky fried with no arms or legs , thank you for your service

    • @20FreeWill
      @20FreeWill 3 роки тому +22

      Tis but a flesh wound

    • @grantslam44
      @grantslam44 3 роки тому +9

      @@Nothereneverwas69 NOW IT'S PERSONAL SANDERS!!!

    • @dankisreal6432
      @dankisreal6432 3 роки тому +2

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @scottperkins7826
      @scottperkins7826 3 роки тому +2

      @@20FreeWill I’ve obviously heard this saying before but for some reason I feel like it applies to something specific…..where did I just hear this the other day🤔🤯

  • @justinlast2lastharder749
    @justinlast2lastharder749 Рік тому +14

    11-B? I could believe dude served as an Artillery Piece. Point his rear towards the enemy and let em rip. A devasting weapon.

    • @buzzvf74
      @buzzvf74 4 місяці тому +1

      You do know 11 bravo is infantry correct?

  • @johnblackhead2384
    @johnblackhead2384 3 роки тому +131

    I was active duty Navy from 1982-2002. I used to see these guys once in a while. I always wonder what would cause someone to lie like they do. My favorites are the guys with an officer hat and rank insignia and also wearing enlisted stripes on their arms. You’d think they’d do a little research first.

    • @JohnGalt1960
      @JohnGalt1960 3 роки тому +7

      They're not right in the head.....thats why they do it.... They also like attention.

    • @hoopsonwheels
      @hoopsonwheels 3 роки тому +4

      There are some people who are genuinely unwell. However there are those who try to use the uniform and patches/ribbons/ medals to gain respect or something like a military discount or veterans perks

    • @urielmartinez2161
      @urielmartinez2161 3 роки тому +2

      I don’t know why they envy the military 😅 I am grateful for my civilian life. I’ve talked to a lot of veterans, no thank you.

    • @hoopsonwheels
      @hoopsonwheels 3 роки тому +1

      @@urielmartinez2161 if you live in the USA or even the UK there’s a prestigious honor that comes from serving in the military. You’re held up as a hero of sorts. Plus there’s decent benefits like getting your higher education paid for, being on tricare (basically health insurance for active and retired personnel and their dependents). There’s also perks like a military discount which is usually in the realm of 10% so it saves a bit of money

    • @0tisdriftw00d
      @0tisdriftw00d 3 роки тому +2

      @@urielmartinez2161 man this is the realest comment ive ever seen! Lol

  • @GregWilmoth
    @GregWilmoth Рік тому +76

    Never was in any armed service, but respect to all that has been,thanks to all.

    • @richq11
      @richq11 10 місяців тому +5

      Neither were any of these people.

  • @IndependenceGuitar
    @IndependenceGuitar 10 місяців тому +18

    This video makes me sad for all kinds of reasons. Thanks to everyone that served, and all those that supported them while they did. ✌️ 🇺🇸

  • @knock_knock3007
    @knock_knock3007 3 роки тому +129

    "Oh, he's got the X-Files sh*t in his back pocket." HAD ME ROLLING!!!🤣🤣

  • @johnmullens2857
    @johnmullens2857 3 роки тому +294

    "I am a SEAL"
    ME: "GO ON THEN, BALANCE A BEACH BALL FOR US!"

    • @general_web5169
      @general_web5169 3 роки тому +7

      Yes sir! I am currently designated to Santa's Navy Seals in the Second Artic Operation, sir!

    • @johnmullens2857
      @johnmullens2857 3 роки тому

      @@general_web5169 now thats enduring the cold! Learned that at the SAS before you joined Santa's seals I bet!

    • @rustyshackleford7808
      @rustyshackleford7808 2 роки тому

      AT

    • @Robert-sy4bd
      @Robert-sy4bd 2 роки тому +3

      I made the mistake of reading your remark at work. Colleagues wondering what l am laughing at.

    • @johnmullens2857
      @johnmullens2857 2 роки тому +1

      @@Robert-sy4bd lol

  • @ME-qr2kq
    @ME-qr2kq 2 роки тому +178

    I've been out of the Navy for over 35 years. So therefore I haven't kept up with all the uniform changes and would have a hard time telling what is legit and what is not. Some are really obvious and some are not.
    I used to wear old woodland camo pants I picked up at Gun shows and surplus stores because they were really good work pants, tough and cheap.
    People would ask me if I was a Marine and I would tell them, no I scored too High on my Asvab. Then immediately tell them, I was a proud Squid.
    After 9 11, I stopped wearing them so people wouldn't mistake me as a recent Soldier or Marine and thank me for something I didn't do.
    I do wear my Navy Veterans ball cap, as a result, I have had a few Homeless Veterans reach out to me as a fellow Brother to talk to, which is what us older guys should be doing.
    People have Thanked me for my service and I will tell them, I appreciate it but the only real Danger I was ever in was running out of beer and money in the Philippines said with a chuckle.
    I really hope that many of these young Veterans find the peace they deserve and earned.
    God Bless

    • @Mikael5732
      @Mikael5732 11 місяців тому +2

      Old Olongapo veteran!!!! Me too. Was TAD at Cubi Point. Loved to eat that monkey meat on a bamboo skewer. 👍🏻

    • @floydholder597
      @floydholder597 8 місяців тому

      I've heard quite a few stories from bubbleheads about the Philippines.
      Finally convinced one guy that his "fiance" was scamming him, we found out through some guys that were still active on the boats that she was married with 4 or 5 rugrats, thankfully the bubblehead had only sent her about $5000 for all of the "corrupt customs officials" that she had to "bribe".
      Apparently after Subic Bay closed, Ukraine became the "new Philipines" for those love sick guys looking to be scammed.
      Thank you for your service!

    • @BenState
      @BenState 5 місяців тому

      tell 'em about the 'donkey shows'

  • @Dropship11
    @Dropship11 3 роки тому +106

    He was attached to the submarine. They used him as an anchor

  • @danmas2469
    @danmas2469 3 роки тому +119

    In all my years as a belly gunner on a baking soda powered submarine I've learned you can tell the fake soldiers right away because they go on about how much they did and how great they were and those of us that really did serve seem to talk more about the people we served with and the things that they did.

    • @l3ftie578
      @l3ftie578 2 роки тому +4

      most of the men in my family have served and I find this sooooo true

    • @danmas2469
      @danmas2469 2 роки тому +4

      @@l3ftie578 I thank them for their service.

    • @jamesmoore6479
      @jamesmoore6479 2 роки тому +4

      Baking soda sub; thanks for the nostalgia bump my friend.

    • @danmas2469
      @danmas2469 2 роки тому

      @@jamesmoore6479 you're welcome lol.

    • @jthecaffeinatedcrow6456
      @jthecaffeinatedcrow6456 2 роки тому +1

      I certainly find truth in this. My brother's the one who served, and most of his stories have less to do with military operations and more to do with his experiences with his fellow soldiers. In fact, I couldn't really tell you what my brother does in the Army, but I can tell you that "Smith" hates mayo on his hot dogs, that "Ericks" got smoked for accidentally telling his CO to "eat a d*ck", that "Johnson"'s Jamaican accent comes out when he's angry, and that my brother's CO was trying not to laugh as he checked in on my brother on the radio after seeing him fall on his ass on the cameras he was monitoring.

  • @davidsonmg
    @davidsonmg Рік тому +7

    mental health is no joke ya'll

  • @abumansaray7
    @abumansaray7 3 роки тому +66

    "Let's go"
    Never gets old. I just love it

  • @paulparker2571
    @paulparker2571 2 роки тому +145

    I tried 3 times to join as soon as I was 18 its all I wanted as a child and highly respect anyone who serves but never ever would I pretend to be someone I am not or disrespect anyone who served. Thank you to all who served

    • @stefaneer9120
      @stefaneer9120 2 роки тому +10

      Deeply respect to you, that you still trying o become a military personnel.

    • @inquirer1016
      @inquirer1016 2 роки тому +15

      No shame at all. Much respect to you because you tried hard to join. Audie Murphy was rejected by the Navy and Marine. Persistence usually pays off.

    • @paulparker2571
      @paulparker2571 2 роки тому +3

      @@inquirer1016 thank you

    • @onrr1726
      @onrr1726 2 роки тому +9

      My cousin really wanted to join the army when he was in school. But abusive parents drugs, alcohol and eventually dropping out of school in 7th or 8th grade eventually landed him in prison for 2ed degree murder of his father in a case that has always been believed to have been committed by his mother.

    • @DayZeroGaming
      @DayZeroGaming Рік тому +8

      There’s other ways to help the cause brother man

  • @jennifermcguire8867
    @jennifermcguire8867 3 роки тому +143

    These people put in so much effort for a ridiculous story, it would have been less effort to join the service. SMH. I get embarrassed as a civilian nurse for the army when people thank me for my service. I explain that I work for the army, I’m not in the army. I love my job ♥️

    • @JamesonsTravels
      @JamesonsTravels  3 роки тому +67

      Every civilian I ran across while in was super friendly and loved their jobs. Thanks for putting up with the youngsters and their antics. I surely was one.

    • @newyorkyankees81
      @newyorkyankees81 3 роки тому +3

      😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚

    • @teamshaboobalu2887
      @teamshaboobalu2887 3 роки тому +1

      Keeping it real!

    • @wot1fan885
      @wot1fan885 3 роки тому +1

      True. But one thing the military wont except everyone . No excuse to be a scammer but yea i would of love to join but couldn't . Just to you're point .

    • @rayne_brown
      @rayne_brown 3 роки тому +5

      Even though you are not military what you do for us is extremely important and greatly appreciated. So thank you for what you do ma'am.

  • @DavidCrocker-c9z
    @DavidCrocker-c9z Рік тому +13

    While my father stayed in the Infantry after Korea, my father served in Vietnam as Infantry, my Uncle Tommy went from serving in the Korean War as an 82nd Airborne Pathfinder, in 1963 he was accepted to be in the Army’s new special unit called the “Green Berets” and completed the school in 1963. He also served 2 tours in Vietnam but as a Green Berets” in 1963.

  • @alext4758
    @alext4758 3 роки тому +29

    I love it, they never act like your average marine or something, they always have to bee some Seal Team Six/SOF deployed in every recorded battle in History with 600 confirmed kills in a single day with their chest looking like a trinket market

  • @Brandon_metab
    @Brandon_metab 3 роки тому +100

    You had me in the first five seconds. "I was a *different* kind of SEAL" Like an elephant seal? Or a grey seal? Perhaps a subantarctic fur seal?

    • @ussarng4649
      @ussarng4649 3 роки тому +5

      Shhhhhh ..... why'd mention subantartic fur seals ??? Now the Secret Seal Fur Submariner unit (SSFS) is exposed.

    • @Brandon_metab
      @Brandon_metab 3 роки тому +3

      @@ussarng4649 my bad. I was completely unaware of the super secret SSFS 😅 sometimes it backfires to be so elite

    • @s.t.l.3213
      @s.t.l.3213 3 роки тому +3

      If he ever gets assigned to the White House detail he can be a Presidential SEAL.

    • @matthijsmaris8703
      @matthijsmaris8703 3 роки тому +1

      Hé probably worked at the circus.

    • @dlyla
      @dlyla 3 роки тому +2

      The second guy said blueback so I say juvenile hooded seal

  • @MultiWalrus1
    @MultiWalrus1 3 роки тому +192

    "All the nuts roll downhill to Florida." xD Priceless.

    • @TvshkaHumma
      @TvshkaHumma 3 роки тому +3

      I havent had a gut laugh like this in years!, refreshing!!.

    • @georgeadcock2347
      @georgeadcock2347 3 роки тому +8

      Living in Florida you nailed it. Please people come to Florida get someone and take them back with you up North.

    • @alexnunezramos1720
      @alexnunezramos1720 3 роки тому +5

      @@georgeadcock2347 No refunds 🤡

    • @MikeDarr61
      @MikeDarr61 3 роки тому

      This is why I left Clearwater.

    • @umkane3851
      @umkane3851 3 роки тому

      That's why trump lives here

  • @Thomas-qh5vf
    @Thomas-qh5vf 10 місяців тому +5

    Ya know,we all would be better people if we followed Mr Ballens integrity. I'm honored to listen to your stories. God bless you.

  • @Bodhi_118
    @Bodhi_118 3 роки тому +47

    You’re an honorable guy showing compassion to the mentally ill

    • @kellyhelms1584
      @kellyhelms1584 2 роки тому

      I don't understand your comment

    • @kellyhelms1584
      @kellyhelms1584 2 роки тому

      @Jose Martinez hey keyboard warrior. Get a job and get out of your mommies basement.

    • @weemac4645
      @weemac4645 Рік тому +1

      ​@@kellyhelms1584 No problem,ask your nurse.😊

  • @willwillis3440
    @willwillis3440 3 роки тому +81

    "I'm a different kind of seal"
    No mate your just a large walrus

  • @tylerbuckner3750
    @tylerbuckner3750 3 роки тому +135

    I was lucky enough to get to know an ACTUAL Vietnam-era SEAL with extensive combat experience. He was the most humble, gentle, soft spoken guy I’ve ever known. He never wanted to talk about his service.

    • @jasonsampson1301
      @jasonsampson1301 3 роки тому +2

      Lies

    • @tylerbuckner3750
      @tylerbuckner3750 3 роки тому +10

      @@jasonsampson1301
      We found the expert, guys!

    • @lostcause1144
      @lostcause1144 3 роки тому +4

      Yeah, its is kinda funny how the real guys downplay everything. But if you know actual combat veterans, it is the norm.

    • @j4y167
      @j4y167 3 роки тому +7

      @Mr. W the good guys compared to who, the people they're fighting? The ones beheading civilians, journalists, women, children, etc? You're so smart and deep bro you're right, nothing is worse than a western force sweeping in, fighting off insurgents and then giving the local forces weapons, vehicles and training to defend their home country from local terror groups.

    • @don4298
      @don4298 3 роки тому +3

      @Mr. W Do people let you walk yourself or are you on a leash?

  • @TehMerChant
    @TehMerChant 9 місяців тому +1

    Trying to priority seating on the plane. Jaggoff.

  • @elgavilan2000
    @elgavilan2000 3 роки тому +274

    As someone with an extensive career as a software engineer I can’t help but laugh about the notion of someone impersonating an IT worker…

    • @wendykalman9975
      @wendykalman9975 3 роки тому +10

      We keep it under our hat for a good reason. How much free work are we willing to do 😆

    • @moreththerogue6218
      @moreththerogue6218 2 роки тому +13

      The neighbor or friend or family member; "I heard you work with computers. Can you fix my iron or toaster or 30 year old am radio or lawnmower or television or etc etc.'
      ?
      But never, not once, not ever do you hear 'can you help with my computer?' 'I'll pay you.'
      Then your friend or neighbor or family member will take the PC or Mac to Best Buys. They will plug in a loose wire and charge 150 dollars.
      The kicker is when they have to tell you about the deal they got from Best Buy. sigh

    • @BulkernatorKerb
      @BulkernatorKerb 2 роки тому +11

      Sounds like something a stolen IT valour dev would say. Where were you during the Meme Wars of Reddit?

    • @ringingsteel8729
      @ringingsteel8729 2 роки тому +8

      Hang on I know nothing about IT other than dealing with them at a Fortune 500 company, but I’m going to try my best.
      “ have you tried unplugging it and plugging it back in?”
      “ it appears our software update has destroyed everything you need to operate. We’re going to roll those changes back and install the previous version.”

    • @playbox4366
      @playbox4366 2 роки тому +4

      Fake Hackers

  • @crashburn3292
    @crashburn3292 3 роки тому +50

    "You're wrong."
    "No, YOU'RE wrong!
    "YOU'RE WRONG!"
    *"NO, YOU'RE WRONG!!"* ...a real battle of wits.

  • @ericbickel5465
    @ericbickel5465 3 роки тому +63

    I really appreciate how you show some compassion for these poor souls. They are train wrecks and you, at times, take a good hearted approach, and can chuckle. You don’t beat them up like some stolen valor videos which is cool.

  • @Proto.Fabrication
    @Proto.Fabrication 3 місяці тому +2

    Legend has it she’s still searching for her ID to this day.

  • @blindgrim3963
    @blindgrim3963 3 роки тому +58

    That second dude is definitely a different type of seal he has ascended the seals he is now a manatee😂

  • @sainthubbins1982
    @sainthubbins1982 3 роки тому +43

    "What was your MOS?", the only question you need to ask in a stolen valor situation. When they answer "uhm... uhm... i disposed of roadside bombs" or "I was a gunner on a blackhawk" you know they are up to shenanigans.

    • @bb-us4ew
      @bb-us4ew 2 роки тому +1

      Yep it trips them up every time me 67 R apache heli mechanic retired

    • @stacy7731
      @stacy7731 2 роки тому

      Rate for Navy

    • @markefulton
      @markefulton 2 роки тому +3

      Air Force was AFSC when I was in during the early 70's.

    • @lestermount3287
      @lestermount3287 2 роки тому

      When I see someone wearing a Marine hat I always ask their MOS, if they say what is that they are fakes.

    • @MrDRock-rc2tz
      @MrDRock-rc2tz 2 роки тому +1

      @@markefulton was for me in the early 00s as well. Lol had to Google. Had me questioning why I didnt know my MOS.

  • @Silverhawk1776
    @Silverhawk1776 3 місяці тому +1

    The "security guard patch" the first yoyo was wearing is a legitimate command patch for the Air Intelligence Agency (AIA), which was headquartered in San Antonio back in the 90s.

  • @vohawk
    @vohawk Рік тому +22

    The SeaBee-Sniper-SEAL-Submariner is hilarious. He did it all. He was a one-man army!

  • @skyhawk_4526
    @skyhawk_4526 2 роки тому +16

    Congrats to the first guy for becoming the first Colonel in the US Navy. I guess that's why all the other branches gave him all that bling for his uniform.

  • @rabbitramen
    @rabbitramen 11 місяців тому +1

    He forgot to include his French Foreign Legion jump wings.

  • @txterbug
    @txterbug 3 роки тому +63

    “He’s like his own little ship yard” 😂😂😂

  • @noremac0575
    @noremac0575 2 роки тому +30

    I once strapped myself to a rocket, shot it, and rode the rocket right into an enemy sub, detached myself just before impact, entered the sub through the impact hole, and took out the entire enemy squad by myself.

    • @raulflores1614
      @raulflores1614 2 роки тому +1

      🤣 you sir, are a fkn legend!! The people of Gotham owe you a debt of gratitude.

    • @ramirogarza3rd
      @ramirogarza3rd 2 роки тому +3

      It's true. I was there. I was the rocket

    • @STEELGMBL
      @STEELGMBL 2 роки тому

      @@ramirogarza3rd I was the guy who programmed that rocket

    • @ramirogarza3rd
      @ramirogarza3rd 2 роки тому +1

      @@STEELGMBL I remember

    • @BenState
      @BenState 5 місяців тому

      @@ramirogarza3rd u r a fny cnt

  • @skiptheboxingkangaroo
    @skiptheboxingkangaroo 3 роки тому +24

    I can vouch for half of these guys, I was a sub door gunner in the second Vietnam war.

    • @davidcollins2993
      @davidcollins2993 3 роки тому +2

      I know i was in charge of the screen door, on the biden.

    • @Baxocj
      @Baxocj 3 роки тому +2

      @@davidcollins2993 wait that was you??? DUDE its me, the guy that was the Culinary Sniper. Remember me from when I did that one thing with culinaries in the torpedo bay??

  • @manonsinclairladyofblairad9675
    @manonsinclairladyofblairad9675 3 роки тому +25

    In Canada, impersonating military personnel is a criminal offence covered under Section 419 of the criminal code and people have been arrested for doing it!

    • @B_Bodziak
      @B_Bodziak 3 роки тому +2

      Doesn't Canada have a bit of legal leeway for those that are ... Mentally touched?

    • @manonsinclairladyofblairad9675
      @manonsinclairladyofblairad9675 3 роки тому +3

      Their lawyer can ask that they be evaluated for mental issues. Then they would be incarcerated in a mental institution and hopefully get better.

    • @manonsinclairladyofblairad9675
      @manonsinclairladyofblairad9675 3 роки тому

      Most likely.

    • @fedupwithfedforever4151
      @fedupwithfedforever4151 3 роки тому +6

      It's also illegal to mis gender someone in Canada....It's a communist country !

    • @MrExNavy
      @MrExNavy 3 роки тому +2

      I can't say for certain but I believe it is illegal in some states here too. I don't really keep up on it so somebody else here probably knows better that me.

  • @Estes705
    @Estes705 Місяць тому

    A coworker of mine likes to brag about his military days. Once, he told me he fought in Vietnam, during the fall of Saigon, which was in 1975. This guy is two years older than me, so he was born in 1963. That would make him 12 years old when he fought in Vietnam.
    He also likes to tell one particular story about how he led six Navy seals on a Search & Destroy mission to find a Great White shark that the Russian's had strapped a nuclear bomb to its back.
    The shark had been "programmed" via brain-washing to swim into the rivers of the East Coast of the U.S. and to make its way to Washington D.C., where a GPS sensor would trigger the bomb to explode.

  • @247tubefan
    @247tubefan 3 роки тому +12

    These people are soooo Special. They alone can defend the country from every threat in the universe.

    • @dustinpaulson1123
      @dustinpaulson1123 3 роки тому +1

      Right? That first guy basically was with the MIBs.

  • @dancooper7012
    @dancooper7012 2 роки тому +114

    I have met a few folks who flunked out of SF and SEAL training and I have great respect for those people for being honest and for trying. I grew up in Okinawa and we had Field Day at school every year when the SF guys would come over and along with the Biy Scouts they would build some cool stuff such as towers and bridges. It was really fun! We were in Okinawa after dad left Vietnam. Okinawa was such a cool place to grow up!! I often wonder what my dad would think of these guys?

    • @rik4369
      @rik4369 2 роки тому +3

      "THE ROCK"

    • @chrisvintage1399
      @chrisvintage1399 2 роки тому +2

      Camp Foster , Kubasaki High School

    • @ryanjacobson7394
      @ryanjacobson7394 2 роки тому +4

      I lasted 2 days in seal training , couldn't make it man it's hard

    • @WALKUREX
      @WALKUREX 2 роки тому +3

      @@ryanjacobson7394 come join the CCP special ops team

    • @onrr1726
      @onrr1726 2 роки тому +2

      My brother tried out for BUDS just to see if he could do it. A few instructors convinced him to drop out telling him he would be nothing more than an expendable trigger man with no future in civilian life. They told him he was way more valuable than he thought and to go back to doing air craft electronics work. To this day my brother only talks about the fun times in the Navy and nothing is brought up about BUDS out of respect for them guys.

  • @deanisrael5219
    @deanisrael5219 3 роки тому +124

    “My MOS was to kill”. Man I wished picked that. Lol 😂

    • @allenelswick6961
      @allenelswick6961 3 роки тому +1

      That man was legit.

    • @d00ks
      @d00ks 3 роки тому +1

      Hey man, he definitely was an 03

    • @alexnunezramos1720
      @alexnunezramos1720 3 роки тому

      Leave grandpa alone . 🖕

    • @alarsmith2013
      @alarsmith2013 3 роки тому +1

      Almost sounds like Infantry. But don’t tell them that though. 🤫😂

    • @amandanegrete1306
      @amandanegrete1306 3 роки тому +1

      I guess there is a new 11 Bravo?

  • @davidruffin9828
    @davidruffin9828 Рік тому +4

    This guy has got to be nicknamed "AGENT ORANGE"😂😂😂😂😂

  • @BirdsOfGlass
    @BirdsOfGlass 3 роки тому +36

    Love how you laugh at these psychos instead of being angry.

  • @terrell9702
    @terrell9702 3 роки тому +88

    17:35 My MOS is 11 Biscuits. I'm what you call attack Breakfast. All I do is go on missions to a variety of different Denny's and destroy the the eggs and bacon.

  • @nobudgetcomments2742
    @nobudgetcomments2742 3 роки тому +51

    Feel kinda sorry for the first guy. Doesn't seem like he's trying to really con anyone, more like he isn't entirely switched on and he's just kinda living a fantasy

    • @thesetiredeyes3431
      @thesetiredeyes3431 3 роки тому +2

      He probably needs a hobby and he picked one he shouldn’t but he does love the attention.

    • @FortunaFortesJuvat
      @FortunaFortesJuvat 3 роки тому

      He died a while ago and has nothing notable on his record except getting arrested for driving on a suspended license and bail jumping. He also used the same pic he has on his fake IDs on a fake Playboy cover lol.

    • @j4y167
      @j4y167 3 роки тому +3

      @@FortunaFortesJuvat sounds less like some sort of stolen valour scam artist and more like a kid who still likes to play pretend 70 years later.

    • @Hambone571
      @Hambone571 3 роки тому

      First guys whiney voice tells a lot. Definitely a wannabe.

    • @cletusspucklerstablejeaniu1059
      @cletusspucklerstablejeaniu1059 3 роки тому

      You could play that dude like a xylophone.

  • @georgevitch5566
    @georgevitch5566 3 роки тому +29

    For a grumpy old codger this bloke has a really open minded outlook, and I appreciate that he readily admits when he doesn't know something.

  • @kerrymorton2640
    @kerrymorton2640 3 роки тому +19

    I did 22 years in the Navy and never saw so many different service pins on 1 uniform in my entire career, hell Audie Murphy and Alvin York didn't have that much on their uniforms.

  • @JackB-v2z
    @JackB-v2z 2 місяці тому +2

    My dad never spoke of classified or secret missions in the Air Force . Mom found out from the other wives . Dad was by the book . Even if it was the formula for water.

  • @trappenweisseguy27
    @trappenweisseguy27 Рік тому +13

    That first Clown looks like a wrestling manager 😂.

  • @MAGA4EVA1986
    @MAGA4EVA1986 2 роки тому +25

    As a fully disabled combat veteran myself, I think it’s more sad than anything. I’m not going to go out of my way to accost some homeless idiot in fatigues for stolen valor but I can see why some would. I’m somewhat the opposite. I don’t wear shirts or hats or have bumper stickers or a DV license plate. Somehow people still figure it out whenever I see someone who does have those things and I thank them for their service because I did it before my service and I do it to this day. What’s sad is knowing there are probably people I did that to who never served a day in their life. It won’t stop me from doing it though. I will say I have considered having a shirt made that says something along the lines of “Atheist Combat veteran” because I want to help dispel the MYTH of “there are no Atheists in foxholes” because even though TECHNICALLY that’s true because we use DFP’s or Defensive Fighting Positions and not foxholes anymore but regardless the stigma is the same and it’s a lie!!!

    • @NCR-RANGER-223
      @NCR-RANGER-223 2 роки тому +3

      Keep your chin up amigo

    • @dimitar297
      @dimitar297 11 місяців тому

      It's good there are many disabled and neglected America vets.

    • @teamgonzo9289
      @teamgonzo9289 9 місяців тому

      Couldn't have said it better 👍

  • @madwhitehare3635
    @madwhitehare3635 Рік тому +61

    My husband was an English police officer. On his rota was a gent whom we all knew was ex French Foreign Legion, although we never heard that from his lips.
    He was exemplary, well-respected and very, very quiet.
    Could run like an AI robot dog.
    His side-eye turned your bowels to water.
    Terrifying and reassuring all at once.

    • @Aletheia-Media
      @Aletheia-Media Рік тому

      So your husband was a criminal?

    • @dimitar297
      @dimitar297 11 місяців тому +1

      He was gay and was later charged for sex crimes with children but yeah, good to have him.

    • @solomonstello
      @solomonstello 11 місяців тому

      ​@@dimitar297always that one ignorant person 🖕

    • @madezra64
      @madezra64 10 місяців тому +2

      @@dimitar297 Not to sound all liberal but what does being gay have to do with it? Could've just said he was later charged with sex crimes against children? Sexuality doesn't define you lol..

    • @jesclifford88
      @jesclifford88 9 місяців тому

      @@madezra64it’s a lot more relative though with those that are different…gay,trans etc.

  • @ffclayton45
    @ffclayton45 3 роки тому +73

    “All the nuts roll down to Florida.” 🤣😂🤣😂 mannn you made me spit all my coffee on my dash. Love what you do keep going.

    • @TSemasFl
      @TSemasFl 3 роки тому +3

      Yeah it's always the transplants rolling down here acting like nuts.

    • @Anonymous-lq2bs
      @Anonymous-lq2bs 2 роки тому +1

      @C Johnson nah Florida takes the cake. Don’t be offended and don’t you watch the news? Nuttier than a fruit cake

    • @marthasimons7940
      @marthasimons7940 2 роки тому

      @C Johnson hey bud , I live in Florida. Nope, we got most of 'em here. Good folks and lots of veterans but we have the nutjobs.

    • @Stevesbe
      @Stevesbe 2 роки тому

      @C Johnson they roll up to NY/NJ then downhill to Florida

  • @rodneywalden5358
    @rodneywalden5358 3 роки тому +16

    They're addicted to army/navy surplus stores.

  • @stephendall2329
    @stephendall2329 3 роки тому +50

    I was medevaced from Germany to Walter Reed, while there I got a pass and visited the Vietnam Memorial Wall, while there I met a guy who claimed he was an Army Ranger in Vietnam, by his age he claimed and the years he claimed to have served , he was in Vietnam as an Army Ranger at 10 to 12 years old….I thought I was young serving at 19.

    • @varsityreviews707
      @varsityreviews707 3 роки тому +3

      It’s a lie for sure but there are stories of 12 year olds sneaking into the military I think in World War 2

    • @isakmagnusson07
      @isakmagnusson07 3 роки тому +2

      @@kgkomrin The Volksturm, the german homeguard had preteens

    • @anthonyfuqua6988
      @anthonyfuqua6988 3 роки тому +2

      My ex-girlfriend's dad claimed to be in 'Nam. He graduated high school in 1980. My dad was in Army from 65 to 73 but he only served in Germany and Korea.

    • @anthonyfuqua6988
      @anthonyfuqua6988 3 роки тому

      @@isakmagnusson07 And old men and just about anyone.

    • @hidingposer3422
      @hidingposer3422 3 роки тому

      I was on a dating site and some chick said she was a Viet Nam vet. About my age. I am 56. Viet Nam vet? She must have been 5 or 6 when she served.

  • @According_To_Matt
    @According_To_Matt 10 місяців тому

    That 1st guy is my favorite. He doesn't even mention how he was sector 7 and served with Optimus Prime before he was recruited for Men In Black.

  • @lwood5375
    @lwood5375 3 роки тому +23

    I got out of the air force in 2012 and I forgot so much that when people ask me about it, it's hard for me to answer questions so I feel like they don't believe me lol

    • @JamesonsTravels
      @JamesonsTravels  3 роки тому +10

      i cannot remember MOS the week after i got out. Maybe knew 10 while i was in. I had a good memory but did not take it that seriously.

    • @data9594
      @data9594 3 роки тому +2

      I forgot about a lot of that stuff not gonna lie.

    • @rmiller334
      @rmiller334 3 роки тому +1

      Same here

    • @superstarreviews9937
      @superstarreviews9937 3 роки тому +1

      I was in the army...and ive soent the last 16 years in the u.s.o! But I just don't like to talk about it! I dont wear anything. If people ask if I served, I say no! And funny thing is,i know a lot of guys like that!

  • @Ardeact
    @Ardeact 2 роки тому +26

    "The whole division in the church", to be clear, a division is around 10,000 soldiers

    • @patlynch3464
      @patlynch3464 2 роки тому +2

      It was a big church man. LOL

    • @HeritageFatboy
      @HeritageFatboy 2 роки тому

      Depends on what you do, M divs on our boomers are a whole 16. Fast attacks are a little smaller. This is still some pretty funny stuff though lol

  • @rushmorerocket9854
    @rushmorerocket9854 2 роки тому +28

    I’ve seen a bunch of these vids and always thought that some of the guys confronting were as bad as the guys wearing the uniforms and you sir have given the best advice and insight into how to handle these situations and look at the people committing stolen valor
    Great job!

    • @Lovegun.
      @Lovegun. Рік тому +3

      I've always thought that myself. You gotta wonder if some of these guys have seen combat or lost alot of friends like they all say...not everyone who served is Rambo

  • @Stygian360
    @Stygian360 Місяць тому

    "This package is pretty good"...LOL...😂

  • @Dmacxxx77
    @Dmacxxx77 Рік тому +9

    I always like the guy in the mall. "All I do is, I go out on missions."

  • @StageMan57
    @StageMan57 Рік тому +18

    He's confused! Probably dementia!
    He wasn't Seal... dude! Look at him! He was a Walrus!

  • @FrankLoon
    @FrankLoon 3 роки тому +15

    _"Hot-dog mustard star, Turkey leg ribbons, spicy AND regular fried chicken purple hearts: Exclusive honors bestowed only to veterans of Meal Team 6 and the Gravy Seals."_ - Col. Sanders

  • @mr.nightshade8465
    @mr.nightshade8465 10 місяців тому +2

    Respect and thanks to all those who actually served in the armed forces in our country. Unfortunately the only military battles I’ve been in was Call of Duty. Lol but seriously thank you all you veterans for your service.

  • @mathewshackelford8037
    @mathewshackelford8037 3 роки тому +75

    Most of the guys have mental issues. These guys screaming "that's MY uniform, take off MY uniform" are the worst. Call 'em out and move on.

    • @momoneymoproblemz
      @momoneymoproblemz 3 роки тому +5

      All that PTSD

    • @jt70SEVEN
      @jt70SEVEN 3 роки тому +14

      Yeah the 1st dude definitely seemed special and i don't mean ops either

    • @woodswalker64
      @woodswalker64 3 роки тому

      Agreed!

    • @mikeznel6048
      @mikeznel6048 3 роки тому +4

      Doesn't matter mental or not. Their adults. Stealing Valor. You must not know the sacrifices made wearing those uniforms. The blood. The death. The dismemberment. Just because they have mental problems doesn't excuse them from what they are doing. They need to be yelled amd screamed at because they don't understand regular words.

    • @mathewshackelford8037
      @mathewshackelford8037 3 роки тому +1

      Actually the Supreme Court has said they can do it so long as they aren’t receiving monetary benefit from it. Period. He/they can wear whatever they want, as long as they don’t leverage monetary gain from the uniform that isn’t/wasn’t theirs. That’s irrefutable.

  • @DefJamGlycerine
    @DefJamGlycerine Рік тому +13

    My mother was in a band with her father (army vet 1965-1966, stationed in Germany) and she had a drummer in her band that claimed to be in Vietnam. He was not in Vietnam, even though he went to the Vietnam Veterans memorial in D.C. and cried when he got there. My mother never told her father about his stolen valor, because he would have been very angry.

  • @mantia39
    @mantia39 2 роки тому +73

    I can't really talk about my military service because of the security clearance I hold. But I can say that my experience as a MACV-SOG stealth plumber aboard the USS Flatulence in Pooh Rahn Bay was a great experience.

    • @donofchron4204
      @donofchron4204 Рік тому +6

      Wtf😂❤

    • @hoosierplowboy5299
      @hoosierplowboy5299 Рік тому +10

      You served admirably, grasshopper...

    • @normturner4849
      @normturner4849 Рік тому +9

      Didn't the USS Flatulence get hit by an air pressure type torpedo that stank of sulphur? 😅

    • @beverlyhitchon4901
      @beverlyhitchon4901 Рік тому +4

      😂😂😂 omg all these comments are just hilarious and the replies even more so! Nice one all of you. 😂😂😂

    • @larryspoonamore7812
      @larryspoonamore7812 Рік тому +1

      In defence of some there are non disclosure statements that some had to sign everybody agrees to a form of nondisclosure when there discharged but ya gotta keep your mouth shut about it all the time ie nobody knows ya signed it till its past its time cause the idea is don't talk as in no words about it to anyone

  • @jamescummings6703
    @jamescummings6703 2 місяці тому +1

    The homeless vet guy didn't do anything wrong. You can actually wear military clothing as long as it's not properly put together.

  • @thRegimentofFootThethRifles
    @thRegimentofFootThethRifles 3 роки тому +44

    Jameson, you remind me of James C. Burns. You guys have an equal level of badassery.

    • @derpking356
      @derpking356 3 роки тому +3

      Woods!

    • @an-9498
      @an-9498 3 роки тому +1

      Lol i thought i was the only one who saw it

    • @Who2Rawww
      @Who2Rawww 3 роки тому +3

      Bruh I’ve been saying this since I first found this channel. Frank woods after the war lol

  • @ST_DCT
    @ST_DCT 2 роки тому +11

    I burst out laughing when you said 'submarine door gunner' 😂