Top 10 Stolen Valor Moments

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  • @edwardedman7682
    @edwardedman7682 5 років тому +7398

    That chubby one is basically Peter Griffin pretending to be a soldier.

    • @saifm1117
      @saifm1117 5 років тому +215

      😂 Seems like what Peter griffin would do... But if this was Peter he would've punched him and ran away.

    • @thaddeuswexler2465
      @thaddeuswexler2465 5 років тому +25

      He was in another video as well he said the exact same thing

    • @obeytoonsnews5346
      @obeytoonsnews5346 5 років тому +2

      gettin free beer

    • @-nCoVakaCorona
      @-nCoVakaCorona 4 роки тому +2

      LMAO

    • @doublewhammy6164
      @doublewhammy6164 4 роки тому +14

      - What's up with this flag? - Oh, this is the American flag OH.. THANKS for clarifying! 😂 😂 😂

  • @toastydangles1
    @toastydangles1 5 років тому +6713

    “We put the flag on the front to let our enemies know that America is coming” lmao whaaaat.

    •  5 років тому +253

      my man went speechless for few second

    • @supermonstah666
      @supermonstah666 4 роки тому +253

      in our unit it's allowed.
      "but what's your unit?"
      I can't share that information.

    • @glaiydan
      @glaiydan 4 роки тому +304

      That is scripted, they are both actually in the military, it's a joke.

    • @rrdads
      @rrdads 4 роки тому +16

      its cool man, its cool...

    • @dylanmundschau6117
      @dylanmundschau6117 4 роки тому +62

      The flag is backward because we are always moving forward

  • @hornetshavenig2536
    @hornetshavenig2536 4 роки тому +3531

    “Why aren’t you wearing your army pants”
    “It’s casual Friday” 😂🤣

    • @martinkerker1190
      @martinkerker1190 4 роки тому +56

      When I was in the Army they always let us wear our green uniform on St. Patrice's Day.

    • @hornetshavenig2536
      @hornetshavenig2536 4 роки тому +4

      MARTIN KERKER That’s cool

    • @aidanmullins6085
      @aidanmullins6085 4 роки тому +43

      His uniform was so bad

    • @ZannGrim
      @ZannGrim 4 роки тому +16

      wht about the flagss dude.😂😂😂🤣🤣

    • @robinaleksander6791
      @robinaleksander6791 4 роки тому +6

      NGU ENTERTAINMENT i hate to say this but you got wooshed big time

  • @americanmuscleup2497
    @americanmuscleup2497 11 місяців тому +319

    “I go out on misssions” 😂😂😂😂😂 and the “casual Friday dude took me out” 😅😂😂😂

    • @bryantbrito2467
      @bryantbrito2467 Місяць тому

      That fuxking idiot can't get any more delusional

    • @ricardom1233
      @ricardom1233 24 дні тому +1

      That video is fake isn't stolen valor it's fake

  • @juanpena2919
    @juanpena2919 4 роки тому +4529

    “This my standard issued canine”
    *chihuahua looks hella confused*

    • @brittaniharden9008
      @brittaniharden9008 4 роки тому +218

      That dog's like wtf? I ain't no military dog. I can't even jump on the couch.😂

    • @shadowbandit2470
      @shadowbandit2470 4 роки тому +41

      K9

    • @tompain2751
      @tompain2751 4 роки тому +27

      That was the craziest.LMAO

    • @jamesmarsden3259
      @jamesmarsden3259 4 роки тому +75

      They sound like they're meme-ing

    • @kd5you1
      @kd5you1 4 роки тому +45

      and it was trained to smell.

  • @cashmoneyzo3589
    @cashmoneyzo3589 5 років тому +6571

    “wE pUt ThE fLag On The FroNt Of uS sO thEy kNow AmEricAs cOmInG” mans was lost for words after that😂

    • @fz7091
      @fz7091 5 років тому +129

      Scammy Drop I cant stop laughing please help.

    • @Ok-cx4jw
      @Ok-cx4jw 5 років тому +18

      @@fz7091 *no*

    • @replicas10
      @replicas10 5 років тому +24

      😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

    • @HIKIZURII
      @HIKIZURII 5 років тому +106

      I think that one was a joke, I remember obama calls him

    • @j.r09160
      @j.r09160 5 років тому +1

      I died a little on the inside 🤦🏿‍♂️

  • @redpanda3339
    @redpanda3339 5 років тому +30729

    Imagine a fake soldier enters a restaurant full of real soldiers.. that'll be fun to watch🤔

    • @jaredgagnon7342
      @jaredgagnon7342 5 років тому +1881

      I'd watch that over Endgame.

    • @m1a1abramstank49
      @m1a1abramstank49 5 років тому +1477

      Jared Gagnon That is the endgame... At least for that guy

    • @roguescape
      @roguescape 5 років тому +290

      @@m1a1abramstank49 yep I would want a before and after photo it would most likely look like 1st photo ugly face after photo dirt with a stone slab that say he didn't fight a real battle but he fought in battle of the gut bulge then r.i.p

    • @Ron_Delle
      @Ron_Delle 5 років тому +102

      Inglorious Bastards

    • @motodagger
      @motodagger 5 років тому +58

      It really would and for me ill be leaving for fort leonard wood base in Missouri for basic on October 22 12 Bravo

  • @jameskim9144
    @jameskim9144 Рік тому +334

    “You’re on profile.”
    “Umm..I low profile.” LOL

    • @Quicker345
      @Quicker345 2 місяці тому +1

      I died at this too man!! Lmao “I’m low profile”!!

    • @rocdarun3394
      @rocdarun3394 Місяць тому +3

      😂😂😂 my patch is in the center of my chest so they know the US is coming!!! lol

    • @brave_gravity
      @brave_gravity Місяць тому +1

      That was some comedy sketch stuff right there! “I’m low profile!” It made me think of Eddie Murphy in BHC when he said “I’m goin deep, deeeep undercover”!

  • @cameronchanning9468
    @cameronchanning9468 5 років тому +8481

    The real crime here is the amount of ads in this video

    • @andrewacosta8084
      @andrewacosta8084 5 років тому +149

      Get premium peasant.

    • @cameronchanning9468
      @cameronchanning9468 5 років тому +280

      Andrew Acosta : What a waste of money, I could literally just install an adblocker for free, I’m just too lazy

    • @swetbob6738
      @swetbob6738 5 років тому +120

      @@cameronchanning9468 just skip to the end of the Video and Restart it

    • @siLence-84
      @siLence-84 5 років тому +4

      Truth

    • @nothingob121
      @nothingob121 5 років тому +26

      UA-cam demonitized this! They did something right!

  • @Nate-kc2wf
    @Nate-kc2wf 5 років тому +5391

    “Who was your CO?
    Uhhh, General Shepherd”

    • @E_B_C_OG
      @E_B_C_OG 5 років тому +158

      Ńāťé I bet he took that from Modern Warfare 2s Antagonist General Shepherd 😂😂

    • @muhammadazamkhan2221
      @muhammadazamkhan2221 5 років тому +22

      Burnt Chicken Nugget word😂😂😂

    • @alexburt8608
      @alexburt8608 5 років тому +31

      Private Ryan?

    • @rogueraccoon1840
      @rogueraccoon1840 5 років тому +16

      So he's with the bad guy then he's a traitor to the U.S.

    • @tryeasy1634
      @tryeasy1634 5 років тому +5

      Burnt Chicken Nugget lol that’s commander Shepherd

  • @fvrs3411
    @fvrs3411 4 роки тому +2475

    The guy who faked the phone call was incredibly cringe worthy.

    • @noahjackl2240
      @noahjackl2240 4 роки тому +93

      TheStoneThatRolls Yeah that one was by far the worst. All of the other ones were either extremely lazy, the guy was clearly mentally disabled, were hilariously bad, or completely shut down when confronted. That one was just different though, like that dude was really trying to build a whole story and get away with it

    • @acealban
      @acealban 4 роки тому +53

      If I was a phony........ I wouldn’t be wearing this uniform!
      Logic 100

    • @Foxhound1Nine
      @Foxhound1Nine 4 роки тому +6

      I could tell by the replies of most they were either retarded or just plain fried from too much drugs.

    • @popeyeandstraussmx4165
      @popeyeandstraussmx4165 4 роки тому +6

      TheStoneThatRolls you can see when he pulled it up it just showed a lock screen

    • @shilohclark3577
      @shilohclark3577 4 роки тому +11

      @@welcometothemovies9157 she yelled to the marine to say stop yelling since he's being loud

  • @XxBunnytailxX
    @XxBunnytailxX 2 місяці тому +39

    "This is my standard issued canine"
    Camera pans down to an absolute biscuit of a pupper

  • @shotarcherz1690
    @shotarcherz1690 4 роки тому +2297

    “We put the flag on the middle so the enemies know America is coming” 😂

    • @mrx6684
      @mrx6684 4 роки тому +98

      That dude is dumber than a shoe

    • @paranoyaaka3967
      @paranoyaaka3967 4 роки тому +8

      😂😂😂

    • @jerryhanson3903
      @jerryhanson3903 4 роки тому +53

      I like the part when he mentions being in the jungle 😂

    • @brewckle
      @brewckle 4 роки тому +11

      yes we want them to see us coming

    • @nathanjoseph2216
      @nathanjoseph2216 4 роки тому +24

      Hell yea brother. American flag on the front and standard issue K-9 trained to sniff right by your side.

  • @alexcrawford5350
    @alexcrawford5350 5 років тому +3086

    “What’s up with the flag right there?” “This flag is uh, the American flag.”

    • @zaptheking3942
      @zaptheking3942 5 років тому +153

      Alex Crawford hmm yes the floor here is made of floor

    • @zaptheking3942
      @zaptheking3942 5 років тому +17

      Forever Young
      *UNO REVERSE CARD* 🔃

    • @razoredge6476
      @razoredge6476 5 років тому +10

      Preppy suburban white boys join the Military to try to give them the balls and toughness that they do not and will not ever have

    • @Cob0-7
      @Cob0-7 5 років тому

      @@zaptheking3942 buzz lightyear ahaha

    • @EGbean2
      @EGbean2 5 років тому +26

      1. Joined
      2. Deployed
      3. Parachuted out of airplane or helicopter
      4. Brought his fellow soldiers home safe
      He's a hero through and through

  • @semiyhan
    @semiyhan 5 років тому +1344

    “This flag right here is the.. American flag”
    Imagine

  • @Jay_Gaming0826
    @Jay_Gaming0826 7 місяців тому +73

    “When did you join the army?”
    “Yesterday”
    😂😂😂😂

    • @red2lucas
      @red2lucas 3 місяці тому

      Sounded like he was a little below the average IQ score. Felt a bit sorry for him. He obviously looks up to his brother and wants to be like him.

    • @owenslamansa4378
      @owenslamansa4378 29 днів тому

      I mean to be fair he never claimed to have served

    • @owenslamansa4378
      @owenslamansa4378 29 днів тому

      He said he hasn't gone to basic yet

  • @towmater7081
    @towmater7081 4 роки тому +1285

    The one guy really is a ranger. He eats anything ranging from tortas to cheese burgers

    • @JHUNTUNR
      @JHUNTUNR 4 роки тому +8

      Hey man once you’re free it’s time to relax lol

    • @bogus69
      @bogus69 4 роки тому +1

      Lmaooooo. Bro that had me weak

    • @Locopueblo
      @Locopueblo 4 роки тому +2

      Wow disrespecting a Army Ranger. Your mama must be so proud. Hold on lemme wake her up and ask her.

    • @TheGrandMaster110
      @TheGrandMaster110 4 роки тому +22

      @@Locopueblo You must be fun at parties.

    • @mydude7374
      @mydude7374 4 роки тому +2

      What's a torta

  • @Шилка
    @Шилка 4 роки тому +7731

    It's awesome to me how real soldiers can pin-point the smallest mistakes with the uniform.

    • @steelwill4170
      @steelwill4170 4 роки тому +729

      They seem small, but they're all mistakes any NCO can spot them from 30 feet away without any effort, outside with no PC/Cover you're gettin chewed out, Blue Cord with no Blue discs? Marine badges on army uniforms? You can't not notice once you've been in, it just screams at you lol

    • @vanessaflores5379
      @vanessaflores5379 4 роки тому +474

      Because we're drilled with regulations from the start lmao

    • @jschools1392
      @jschools1392 4 роки тому +231

      It’s basically because everything is so exact that it makes it easy to spot something wrong. Also what really blows my mind is how all these fakes don’t even take the time to look up how to wear the ACU on Wikipedia. Like, it’s all there and yet they still manage to mess it up. Probably the most cringe worthy thing I’ve ever seen in real life was on 4th of July when I saw a guy wearing a combat shirt with a ranger tab with blue jeans. I asked him if he served and he said he’s still in and so I mentioned how weird it is to see someone wearing an ACS in public and he said “nah man this isn’t ACS this is MULTICAM” and when I told him it wasn’t he was like “dude you wouldn’t understand you’re not special forces” and then everything went downhill from there.

    • @IDoABitOfTrollin
      @IDoABitOfTrollin 4 роки тому +47

      They get taught discipline and ti study all of those small things. If these dopes were in the military they would of been receiving a worse punishment then being video taped

    • @celf994
      @celf994 4 роки тому

      Steel Will boy stfu

  • @jph752
    @jph752 4 роки тому +14803

    Imagine a kid dressed as a soldier trick or treating on one these dudes doors at Halloween:
    Soldier : "WHERE DID YOU SERREVE"

    • @flarexero2161
      @flarexero2161 4 роки тому +2420

      Kid: " I served in the Kitkat platoon for about a year, on my 7th birthday I was transferred into the Reeses ranks 2nd division."

    • @jackhenlo2181
      @jackhenlo2181 4 роки тому +59

      Lmao

    • @mzhuyt9232
      @mzhuyt9232 4 роки тому +127

      Serreved at home

    • @aqkiko
      @aqkiko 4 роки тому +424

      Kid: I served at my cousins 🏠
      Soldier: what rank are you
      Kid: none
      Soldier: who’s your general?
      Kid: my cousins older brother
      *soldier realising its halloween*
      😅😅😐😯😅

    • @jph752
      @jph752 4 роки тому +17

      Flare Xero hahaha

  • @dieselviper7811
    @dieselviper7811 6 місяців тому +171

    The casual Friday one has to be a skit

    • @quentinrandle6508
      @quentinrandle6508 3 місяці тому +4

      when bro said casual friday i actually cramped while laughing 😂😂😂😂

    • @stevewilliams8590
      @stevewilliams8590 3 місяці тому

      Even if it wasn’t nobody would ever believe he was an actual soldier.

    • @ashtenmorrow27
      @ashtenmorrow27 3 місяці тому +1

      @@quentinrandle6508here at cavazos, we do casual Friday, it's been a thing for a little bit know, not sure how long since I just PCS'd here, but when I heard that I couldn't believe it lol.

    • @Offline54321
      @Offline54321 2 місяці тому +5

      Him and the dude with his brother's uniform, I think they are a bit off tbh

    • @ohthatshim9832
      @ohthatshim9832 Місяць тому

      Definitely 😂😂😂

  • @essem6366
    @essem6366 4 роки тому +1489

    "Why's your flag so low on your shoulder? It should be up here."
    ".....Got me on that one, bud."
    THE CRINGE, IT HURTS

    • @nexxyyy1
      @nexxyyy1 4 роки тому +6

      Essem this crime should be punished by death. Period. People die to gain those ranks and these scums do nothing and wear a uniform.

    • @essem6366
      @essem6366 4 роки тому +41

      @@nexxyyy1 Death? I personally disagree. But based on these videos, more needs to be done to teach these shits to not do it. Public humiliation maybe, but not death. Let the punishment fit the crime. But I'm obviously not a veteran or serving (hopefully one day) so I can't always understand their perspectives on the issue.

    • @luckylefty81
      @luckylefty81 4 роки тому +1

      LOLOLOLOLOLOL I know I wanted to smack him through my screen

    • @clarenceboddiker9559
      @clarenceboddiker9559 4 роки тому +3

      Totally uncomfortable watching this fat slob fumble through this

    • @b-ner2616
      @b-ner2616 4 роки тому +1

      @@inmymouf2656 i think some of them might have been a parody of the one at 6:00
      There is no way it wasn't but if it actually wasn't a parody then noah needs to get the boat

  • @morganpetersen3063
    @morganpetersen3063 5 років тому +1388

    “I went to the White House. They hooked me up wit this.”

  • @JakeIannarino
    @JakeIannarino 5 років тому +3077

    when he said he was wearing jeans because his platoon had "casual Friday" I almost fell out of my chair.

    • @zephyrstrife4668
      @zephyrstrife4668 4 роки тому +9

      I know the feeling, I almost started channeling Angry Cops... he's pretty rough when it comes to roasts.

    • @yaboiit5515
      @yaboiit5515 4 роки тому +64

      Jake Iannarino bro that one had to be fake 😂😂 had me rollin 🤣

    • @2d40
      @2d40 4 роки тому +8

      We had casual Fridays at Ft Lewis.

    • @lovelysunshinee6646
      @lovelysunshinee6646 4 роки тому +40

      Jake Iannarino also with the “standard issued K9” comment I cried

    • @alyshamadrigal
      @alyshamadrigal 4 роки тому +57

      I feel like they were actually friends and making fun of the type that would fake being soilders Lol

  • @8Junio76
    @8Junio76 7 місяців тому +76

    ‘All I do, is going out on missions’ 😂

  • @yvsmyg
    @yvsmyg 4 роки тому +1969

    “uh i got this for jumping out of a helicopter” 🤦🏼‍♀️

    • @bluedog843
      @bluedog843 4 роки тому +64

      jinsbigtoe after saying he got it for jumping outta a plane lmao

    • @Taiyokaii
      @Taiyokaii 4 роки тому +6

      Bruh moment

    • @Bigboylando
      @Bigboylando 4 роки тому +1

      🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

    • @lesbethtacioni1733
      @lesbethtacioni1733 4 роки тому +16

      Ive done 17 jumps where's mine!

    • @blake9463
      @blake9463 4 роки тому

      jinsbigtoe wow that would mean every single solder would get that after training cause don’t you normally do that for training in the military I’m not too sure

  • @logoviimatia6848
    @logoviimatia6848 5 років тому +5923

    I served in Nuketown for 12 months and lost so many of my brothers

    • @ericstone9493
      @ericstone9493 5 років тому +112

      logovii matia I feel your pain brother.

    • @KhalilJCarr
      @KhalilJCarr 5 років тому +185

      logovii matia I lost my brother Soap on one campaign. And then I lost my homie Harper on another campaign. 😔🤘🏽💔

    • @jpp4566
      @jpp4566 5 років тому +54

      I have right here my standard issue k9 that’s trained to smell so you better watch out

    • @ethandoesfitness7670
      @ethandoesfitness7670 5 років тому +14

      logovii matia that’s not funny

    • @jpp4566
      @jpp4566 5 років тому +33

      Ethan Kilmer you’re right your face is funnier

  • @nukanszn8237
    @nukanszn8237 5 років тому +944

    “I had four fckn brothers who died with this tat on their arm.. and hes wearing it.. AND HE NEVER EARNED THAT M’FUCKER” bruh i felt the conviction in his voice

  • @thaxbest2180
    @thaxbest2180 11 місяців тому +124

    “Don’t you walk out in traffic and get hit by a car! You take off my uniform”! “Yes sir” 😂 I’m dead asf

  • @liz12276
    @liz12276 5 років тому +1617

    Did he just say “casual Friday” ?
    I’m dead 😵

    • @mr.nobody68
      @mr.nobody68 5 років тому +21

      My company had something like a casual Friday 4 times when I was in Germany. We wore all civilian clothes that day.
      Company Commander wouldn't let you mix Army and Civi though. AR670-1 says you can wear the PT jacket, the fleece jacket, and the PT hat with civies but our Commander didn't allow it

    • @charlesechols5043
      @charlesechols5043 5 років тому +22

      Lmao that one is a joke it’s so obvious

    • @liz12276
      @liz12276 5 років тому +10

      J P thank you for your service to our country!🇺🇸 and thanks for the education on military code! My brother in law was 82nd Airborne/Fort Bragg and for a long time was a Golden Night!

    • @LovelyMarcy7464
      @LovelyMarcy7464 5 років тому +1

      I read this the same time he said it

    • @talonacord5903
      @talonacord5903 5 років тому +4

      J P thank you for your service!🇺🇸

  • @spenner3529
    @spenner3529 5 років тому +935

    You’re disrespecting a future U.S. Army soldier!

  • @calebtaylor3835
    @calebtaylor3835 4 роки тому +641

    If a “Veteran” removes his uniform because someone tells him to he’s probably not a veteran

    • @koifish3273
      @koifish3273 4 роки тому +7

      Beside that how do we know if the person is vet or not? Because I've seen people like this too but I thought it was normal.

    • @skullyjones3548
      @skullyjones3548 4 роки тому +17

      Vets get a veteran's I.D. to confirm they served

    • @hawaiifiveohoh
      @hawaiifiveohoh 4 роки тому +3

      @@skullyjones3548
      Not always the case. I've been out 22 years this March. I have my DD-214 stashed away, don't carry it on me, and I've never once use the VA system simply because especially these days... I don't want to die :-) if my name, rank, service number, and Mos isn't enough for you... Well piss off

    • @skullyjones3548
      @skullyjones3548 4 роки тому +3

      @@hawaiifiveohoh thanks for the info man and thank you for your service, I want to enlist out of high school and I can't wait thanks for clearing it up for me, I'm still learning myself haha

    • @hawaiifiveohoh
      @hawaiifiveohoh 4 роки тому +3

      @@skullyjones3548 good luck my man. Keep your head up and your six down! I'm no hero bro, just did my job, but thank you. Thank you for your sacrifice. Hoorah

  • @ihavealashinmy3rdeye921
    @ihavealashinmy3rdeye921 5 місяців тому +28

    1:45 Dude instructed him not to get hit by a car. Now that’s a damn drill sergeant!!!😂

  • @slashbeats3989
    @slashbeats3989 5 років тому +2451

    "If I was a phony, then I wouldn't be wearing this uniform."
    *IQ 100*
    *SPEECH 100*

  • @Airwr3ck
    @Airwr3ck 4 роки тому +5416

    The punishment should be to have to serve in the real military.

    • @r1zzy_113
      @r1zzy_113 4 роки тому +70

      jkjkjk 3 2 1 battlefield bad company 3 confirmed

    • @YoutubeMusic-dn7hg
      @YoutubeMusic-dn7hg 4 роки тому +153

      Wouldn't that make them actual soldiers ?
      What you meant to say was go through hell week like the seals do

    • @kaylag5043
      @kaylag5043 4 роки тому +88

      And then watch them cry when they get yelled at by the "mean scawy dwill sergeants"

    • @notasas9882
      @notasas9882 4 роки тому +65

      I agree. However, I don’t want to be stuck in basic for 13 weeks with people who’ll quit because they found out how hard it actually is to earn the valor they stole

    • @ashtonsenko536
      @ashtonsenko536 4 роки тому +7

      Kayla Goodwin hehe.. dwill sergeants.

  • @matthewgarcia1839
    @matthewgarcia1839 5 років тому +2169

    "Whys the american flag so low on your shoulder? It should be right here..."
    (Proceeds to look at shoulder)
    "Got me on that one bud"
    I lost it🤣

    • @kinseyreynolds6574
      @kinseyreynolds6574 5 років тому +24

      Vids fake. I saw the exact same scenario even down to the dialogue but they were in a gas station.

    • @denniscrider3776
      @denniscrider3776 5 років тому +3

      Never mind that ranger tab on his other sleeve was in the wrong place.

    • @yvxzz9200
      @yvxzz9200 5 років тому +3

      Kinsey Reynolds ikr

    • @murderboys1
      @murderboys1 5 років тому

      Prod1gy_DX staff Sargent 😂😂😂

    • @aliasofanalias7448
      @aliasofanalias7448 5 років тому +1

      @@midnightanimous4426 I thought it was so insurgents knew to keep driving when they looked in their rearview mirrors 😂

  • @Spiderdan-59
    @Spiderdan-59 7 місяців тому +15

    Im an ex servicemen myself from the UK 🇬🇧 i served 5.5 years as an infantryman, we have these kind of people in the UK, i get really irritated when they start to bs me i let them get so far then i loose it and really make them feel stupid in front of everyone, ⚔️🇬🇧🤷‍♂️

  • @G_Gued
    @G_Gued 5 років тому +1101

    That chubby “Ranger” did his research, I’ll give him that.

    • @aryanrisner
      @aryanrisner 5 років тому +138

      That's what I was saying lol. I'm impressed he correctly stated where 2nd batt is stationed at lmao.

    • @danvas6198
      @danvas6198 5 років тому +34

      He reminded me of Republican Space rangers for a minute

    • @doctordemocracy5695
      @doctordemocracy5695 5 років тому +3

      Chuck De Nazareth lol yeah

    • @trini_aviation9543
      @trini_aviation9543 5 років тому +1

      isn’t 11b military police (enlisteds)

    • @JrocDaBx
      @JrocDaBx 5 років тому +6

      Trini_Aviation no 31b is military police

  • @Jon-zy8zd
    @Jon-zy8zd 5 років тому +504

    Owner: It’s my standard issue K-9
    Dog: Im a what? I thought i was a good boy?

    • @deondrebrown5872
      @deondrebrown5872 5 років тому +3

      😂😂😂

    • @lukemccullough8384
      @lukemccullough8384 5 років тому +14

      Dude has 4 flags and none of them are in the proper place 😂😂

    • @seztogaming4186
      @seztogaming4186 5 років тому +2

      Luke McCullough he started to laugh after that it’s def fake

  • @truereviewsportsnews5692
    @truereviewsportsnews5692 5 років тому +409

    *”Standard issue K9”..... BOI I KNEW HE WAS JOKING AFTER THAT💀💀💀💀💀💀*

    • @aabb-zz9uw
      @aabb-zz9uw 5 років тому

      Actually our army dog was a picked up stray dog. I was in a riot suppression unit and we had no GSDs authorised. The dog of my elementary school(GGS Suedalle) was a GSD named Blitz.

  • @ll-OnlyXans-ll
    @ll-OnlyXans-ll 7 місяців тому +21

    The “standard issued K9” sent me howling 😂😂

  • @dylanguzman1521
    @dylanguzman1521 5 років тому +1973

    "ALl i dO Is gO OuT oN mIsSIoNs"

  • @tomjohnson4434
    @tomjohnson4434 5 років тому +2317

    Thats my standard issue K-9 its trained to uh ᔕᗰEᒪᒪ

  • @eizred2406
    @eizred2406 4 роки тому +579

    "Staff Sargent."
    "Staff Sargent ? He's calling a Staff Sargent. Why is he calling Staff Sargent Staff Sargent if he's already a Staff Sargent ?"

    • @Meatballman31
      @Meatballman31 4 роки тому +12

      He should call his gunnery sergeant

    • @ashtonsenko536
      @ashtonsenko536 4 роки тому +4

      He should call his master sergeant.

    • @ncowboy677
      @ncowboy677 4 роки тому +10

      he shoulda called his airman 😂

    • @potassium8759
      @potassium8759 4 роки тому +8

      He should call his major master gunnery general Sargent

    • @Jaketheaxman
      @Jaketheaxman 4 роки тому +26

      He shouldve called ghostbusters

  • @trade2133
    @trade2133 11 місяців тому +53

    I feel like the kid in his brothers uniform was just a bit slow. He admitted he wasn’t in the army and that it’s his brothers uniform. The guy seemed like a bully to me.
    A kid in my street used to run around in his dad’s old beret when we played commandos. Feels like a similar thing here..

    • @hk1371
      @hk1371 5 місяців тому +13

      Aye. Plus, he could have lost his brother or ot could have been a gift before being deployed or something.
      The guy filming just jad a chip on his shoulder and seemed like the type to just get angry.

    • @zacharycombs9613
      @zacharycombs9613 4 місяці тому +7

      ​@conradyates7340 George W. Bush passed a law that it was illegal to be a 'stolen valor' (lying about being in the military). However, the law was later struck down because it was violating the first amendment. Obama then passed a new law about Stolen Valors which instead of making it a crime to lie to have served in the military, it's instead illegal to lie for financial purposes (and thus, it's categorized as fraud). Obama's variation of this law is still active today

    • @danieljaimes9352
      @danieljaimes9352 3 місяці тому +4

      I agree the dude in the second vid just seemed like a bully the guy never said he was in the army or anything he just wanted to bully the poor dude

    • @ShannonMichelle7937
      @ShannonMichelle7937 3 місяці тому

      That was a grown man not a kid, and being slow doesn’t mean you can’t be taught that something is disrespectful and inappropriate. Maybe he didn’t know, but now he does. It would’ve been bullying if the vet kept the brother’s patches, but he returned them and sent him on his way with valuable information. A lot of these vet’s are IRATE when they confront these people. I understand why.

    • @Cersilaria22
      @Cersilaria22 28 днів тому

      I thought that, I don’t think he was trying to gain anything I think he just really really looked up to his big bro ❤

  • @zoomer5700
    @zoomer5700 4 роки тому +1261

    The one with the dog has to be a troll

    • @raymondjin2000
      @raymondjin2000 4 роки тому +75

      Farrell Lagrange it actually is. The original is on his channel

    • @KerioFive
      @KerioFive 4 роки тому +14

      Thank god

    • @trashagades911
      @trashagades911 4 роки тому +4

      MondoJinTV Link?

    • @basedbattledroid3507
      @basedbattledroid3507 4 роки тому +67

      Yeah he is, apparently both of them were actually in the military, he was taking the piss out of people who fake being in the army.

    • @caoticrivel
      @caoticrivel 4 роки тому +3

      Vegetarian Soylent-Green how u know this?

  • @defaultkarn634
    @defaultkarn634 5 років тому +2131

    RIP to the kids wearing military uniforms on Halloween

    • @bigguyCIA4u
      @bigguyCIA4u 5 років тому +197

      *WhAAts Y00R MOS???*

    • @kennethbepps
      @kennethbepps 5 років тому +1

      @@bigguyCIA4u RP/BM lol

    • @CourticalHoops
      @CourticalHoops 5 років тому +1

      😂😂😂

    • @Kpob03
      @Kpob03 5 років тому +126

      They served in 3 Call of Duty campaigns and haven’t been on Battlefield

    • @deception__5453
      @deception__5453 5 років тому

      -wears 1st CAV Woodland camo fatigues

  • @YourMoralCompas
    @YourMoralCompas 6 років тому +4991

    "Standard issue K9" 😂 how could he keep a straight face after that

    • @dygi7631
      @dygi7631 6 років тому +55

      Ikr😂😂😂

    • @GOJIRA_2000
      @GOJIRA_2000 6 років тому +10

      Stephen Rodway Do you have the link

    • @Alphaisnothere
      @Alphaisnothere 6 років тому +54

      Standard issue K9 . I guess that means only one thing.
      "Enemy K9 Unit inbound!"

    • @cybernautadventurer
      @cybernautadventurer 6 років тому +19

      the guy was probably a schizophrenic. He was too nonsensical to be a proper conman.

    • @RackedandStacked
      @RackedandStacked 6 років тому +4

      holy shit he actually said that @_@

  • @TheCaptain14
    @TheCaptain14 5 місяців тому +13

    “All I do is…
    I go out on missions.”
    🤣 incredible

  • @gunter3543
    @gunter3543 5 років тому +3973

    Dude I feel so bad for the real vets talking about how their brothers died for that uniform it’s sad to see someone see them wearing something others died protecting

    • @tonysoprano6310
      @tonysoprano6310 5 років тому +179

      RBeeZ when the guy started exposing that guy saying Stolen Valor his wife or girlfriend kept saying come on let’s go. She doesn’t understands how hard it is to lose friends in that uniform.

    • @mrholol3494
      @mrholol3494 5 років тому +20

      For someone who has a fortgay photo for their prof pic your actually saying something correct

    • @kehtyysvanmaine3133
      @kehtyysvanmaine3133 5 років тому +20

      American veterans are idiots

    • @insanexynn9956
      @insanexynn9956 5 років тому +24

      @fortnite pelaaja 124 stfu. You play fortnite, no say in everything.

    • @boxingbull523
      @boxingbull523 5 років тому +22

      @@kehtyysvanmaine3133 so your calling people who protect your country and some of my family that be quiet and show respect

  • @taylorsherry8825
    @taylorsherry8825 6 років тому +937

    “ We put the flag on the front so they know that America is coming” 😂😂😂

    • @averywilson-hannah8111
      @averywilson-hannah8111 6 років тому +6

      Yo I remember that shit. Based in hawaii, Mr.Ortiz. Are you sleeping.

    • @albertfarias3845
      @albertfarias3845 6 років тому +9

      merica!

    • @superettes
      @superettes 6 років тому +5

      “You trying to battle me”

    • @Hexmeta
      @Hexmeta 6 років тому

      Omg xD

    • @Hexmeta
      @Hexmeta 6 років тому +3

      Hiding in the jungle? Oh my goodnes xD

  • @olgamercedesvargas3324
    @olgamercedesvargas3324 4 роки тому +539

    8:26 he said “standard issued k-9 and it’s trained to smell “ 😂

    • @JoeKing837
      @JoeKing837 4 роки тому +2

      Mercedes Vargas that clip was fake

    • @olgamercedesvargas3324
      @olgamercedesvargas3324 4 роки тому +8

      King 69 I know ... it was just funny

    • @reallynigga7929
      @reallynigga7929 4 роки тому +2

      That’s when I knew it was fake

    • @JoeKing837
      @JoeKing837 4 роки тому +1

      Ganja Danger yeah man I agree with you

    • @Dave-pj1qw
      @Dave-pj1qw 4 роки тому +1

      Goin around with four flags 😂

  • @Struwelpeter62
    @Struwelpeter62 10 місяців тому +46

    17:19 "I'm Low Profile" I just about busted a gut laughing at that one.

    • @DanteFortson
      @DanteFortson 8 місяців тому +1

      😂😂😂

    • @stevewilliams8590
      @stevewilliams8590 3 місяці тому

      I think that one was a skit. They both almost lost it together.

  • @zachkurtis6807
    @zachkurtis6807 4 роки тому +702

    That guys got and American flag for each lie he tells

    • @HamzadesUS
      @HamzadesUS 4 роки тому +4

      The Sweaty Basement Historian Man had 693936 flag on his uniform, like tf is wrong with you bro

    • @Andrewbert109
      @Andrewbert109 4 роки тому +7

      I'm pretty sure that one was staged, like come on, you don't have to have served to know everything he said was BS and then the icing on the cake is "standard issue canine". Usually the real stolen valor people do some cursory googling at the very least

    • @earlinecox4331
      @earlinecox4331 4 роки тому +2

      That guy was disgusting

    • @lolz5569
      @lolz5569 4 роки тому +2

      That one was clearly fake

    • @alexsosa5070
      @alexsosa5070 4 роки тому

      an*

  • @lonehiker6648
    @lonehiker6648 4 роки тому +634

    I laughed so hard at "that's my standard issue K9"
    I think he's lying

    • @weedhigh2564
      @weedhigh2564 4 роки тому +7

      I actually tought that to be a good idea till i dug deeper into the dog. See, some of the k9 doggos are trained to parachute with their operator, which would surely work better with a smaller breed than a malinois/shepperd in that regard but since the doggo was not a terrier or spaniel but a champagne purse, well... I dont really see that doggo sniffin IEDs and stuff in the desert while 40 degrees outside.

    • @furiousryan6917
      @furiousryan6917 4 роки тому +13

      Those guys are probably friends faking something because I doubt someone can be that stupid and have 4 flags and a flag that where his rank is and his rank on his shoulder

    • @furiousryan6917
      @furiousryan6917 4 роки тому +2

      And that casual Friday

    • @billymitchell3569
      @billymitchell3569 4 роки тому

      You think?

    • @billymitchell3569
      @billymitchell3569 4 роки тому

      I just realised that I was the 69th like.
      *nice*

  • @TheRaven_200
    @TheRaven_200 3 роки тому +1695

    Veterans: *Pointing out the stolen valor*
    Me who knows almost nothing about the military: *Nods with smile.*

    • @sweetpea7455
      @sweetpea7455 3 роки тому +19

      Same 🤣🤣🤣💀

    • @jcrocky
      @jcrocky 3 роки тому +9

      Not unless you seen a real soldier wearing the proper uniform before or if you watched Stolen Valor videos and learned the kind of things that can be pointed out

    • @echosmyth5021
      @echosmyth5021 3 роки тому +5

      To give an example, if someone were to forget their MOS, it would be like forgetting their name.

    • @atf5813
      @atf5813 3 роки тому

      @@jcrocky Aha, my master plan of pulling off the perfect stolen valour stunt. I learn from the mistakes of others! Mwahahahaha

    • @lexilou4547
      @lexilou4547 3 роки тому

      Everybody: same stupid joke format over and over. You: copying everyone else’s same stupid joke format 👎🏿

  • @Br33ziBreezeGaming
    @Br33ziBreezeGaming 11 місяців тому +26

    Dude with the dog had to be trolling. lmfaoooooo

  • @aliennotion2876
    @aliennotion2876 4 роки тому +1220

    I'm a Green Beret, I just transferred over from the Girlscouts.

    • @fasteddie406
      @fasteddie406 4 роки тому +23

      If I had a chance to serve with the girlscouts I would never transfer.

    • @SupaDupaGuy
      @SupaDupaGuy 4 роки тому +25

      Thank you for your cookies

    • @mexicanbatman8157
      @mexicanbatman8157 4 роки тому

      Me too the taped me too a sub as the gunner

    • @flyingjay2537
      @flyingjay2537 4 роки тому +2

      Noice, now I request some thin mints soldier!!!

    • @nekolobotomist5717
      @nekolobotomist5717 4 роки тому

      Hey I'm part of the Danish frogmen just transferred from the womb so I'm with ya on this one friend

  • @ezedits2222
    @ezedits2222 4 роки тому +590

    “This is my uhhhhh..... standard issue k9”
    Umm wut

    • @blueknight1109
      @blueknight1109 4 роки тому +29

      It was a skit that mocks people that do that. Don’t worry lol

    • @oswolf
      @oswolf 4 роки тому +2

      casual friday 😂😂😂

    • @TwigzMso
      @TwigzMso 4 роки тому +6

      What flag is that?
      "The american flag"

    • @Nantosuelta
      @Nantosuelta 4 роки тому +3

      Every U.S marine receives a standard issue K9 when they deploy, how do you not know this? St0lEn vAlEr!!!!

    • @1500Chevy
      @1500Chevy 4 роки тому +2

      It’s a joke you idiots

  • @caseyashworth8016
    @caseyashworth8016 4 роки тому +450

    "what's with the shoes?"
    "oh, they issued these to us because they wanted us to be faster than- hey, what's with the camera?"

  • @andysss_play
    @andysss_play 7 місяців тому +16

    "Are you on profile?"
    -"i'm low profile"
    I'M DEAD!!! XD

  • @tudythegangster
    @tudythegangster 6 років тому +849

    "Why are you wearing blue running shoes?"
    "It's classified."

    • @user-bt5cm5zm8p
      @user-bt5cm5zm8p 6 років тому +16

      Is it a war crime to clap a classified ass

    • @systemofadownsyndrome6177
      @systemofadownsyndrome6177 5 років тому +44

      "because we have to be faster then the enemy " lmao

    • @DELLIS44
      @DELLIS44 5 років тому +2

      That one is fake. Staged

    • @JohnStockton7459
      @JohnStockton7459 5 років тому +1

      Gotta make sure the enemy doesnt find out how much faster he is 😂😂

    • @MicTheOni
      @MicTheOni 5 років тому +1

      I fucking died!

  • @kelseyb7227
    @kelseyb7227 5 років тому +1208

    The dude with the dog had more patches than a girl scout lol

    • @thealphawolfofsolice2265
      @thealphawolfofsolice2265 5 років тому +21

      Kelsey B I don't know anything about the military uniforms, but even I have enough brains to Google an official uniform look for Halloween at least,
      that dude look like he found someones old shirt and rolled around in patches

    • @fearlessshadow5258
      @fearlessshadow5258 5 років тому +40

      It was a joke; a planned skit - it was intentional to make it so absurd with all the patches and the "standard issue dog" so that it was obvious to everyone that it was clearly a joke.

    • @tjfjt
      @tjfjt 5 років тому +12

      @@fearlessshadow5258 how did no one notice the "casual friday" bit.

    • @tilenvogrinec360
      @tilenvogrinec360 5 років тому +3

      Damn why didn't my uncle get patch when he jumped of the plain😂😢

    • @A47-t1q
      @A47-t1q 5 років тому

      This guy had his rank slide on his arm and 3 flags wtf I'm a British army cadet and I know more than this dipshit whyyyyyyy he makes me cringe

  • @Allyourbase1990
    @Allyourbase1990 8 місяців тому +13

    He really said “its causal Friday in my unit “ 😂😂😂😂 I wish the Marines had casual Friday 😂😂😂

    • @slovak4life1991
      @slovak4life1991 4 місяці тому +1

      We do. That's when we get to wear our casual Chucks.

  • @claysoggyfries
    @claysoggyfries 4 роки тому +1171

    The dude with the dog had such a tight uniform jacket 😂

  • @dl4y55
    @dl4y55 3 роки тому +2466

    Back in 2004 I was walking around the mall with my grandfather who served in Vietnam, when suddenly this guy in a fake uniform passed us. Gramps was about to tear him a new one but as soon as he spoke to the guy, he goes: "Oh, no I am so sorry. I just came from a play rehearsal." The look on gramps face was priceless.

    • @glenndanzig2617
      @glenndanzig2617 3 роки тому +122

      That 100% didn’t happen

    • @glenndanzig2617
      @glenndanzig2617 3 роки тому +54

      @@arthurmorgan4005 beg to differ*

    • @michaelkupfer3723
      @michaelkupfer3723 3 роки тому +93

      Glenn Danzig and Arthur Morgan are having a conversation...what a world we live in!

    • @Gorguruga
      @Gorguruga 3 роки тому +70

      The US army uniform was different in Vietnam as that was 40 years ago. Unless your gramps was keeping a close eye on all the uniform variations over the past 40 years, and memorizing them precisely, which is unlikely.

    • @rodericksutton7782
      @rodericksutton7782 3 роки тому +9

      @@Gorguruga No joke Sherlock Holmes

  • @chinavirus3765
    @chinavirus3765 4 роки тому +466

    “All I do is...I go out on missions.”
    Oh, do tell me more

    • @elizabethschieffer1657
      @elizabethschieffer1657 4 роки тому +16

      This is so sad.lts so disrespectful to those who have died in action .lm in the military. I really enjoyed it when they asked that man when the Marine Corps birthday is. All Marines know that from bootcamp.

    • @snoracle4926
      @snoracle4926 4 роки тому +3

      I mean, he is a liar, but I always get the impression that you wouldn't tell a stranger's young kid very much about what you do. They might only understand "go out on missions".

    • @TwinightRat
      @TwinightRat 4 роки тому +3

      He really think this is call of duty

    • @johnbockelie3899
      @johnbockelie3899 4 роки тому +3

      I've done mission on top of missions .and more missions.

  • @yanhoicallum164
    @yanhoicallum164 10 місяців тому +19

    seargant 1st class in the jeans for casual Friday has me in tears hahahahahaha

  • @CameronfDrums
    @CameronfDrums 4 роки тому +808

    The standard issue K9 dude had to be a joke right? You can see after he says “trained to smell” he can’t even keep a straight face.

    • @ChaosDave2
      @ChaosDave2 4 роки тому +87

      Yeah, it’s a parody. I don’t think most people realize that.

    • @rajgill7576
      @rajgill7576 4 роки тому +18

      Yea they were setting up each others jokes on that one Hha

    • @matthewsunderland4795
      @matthewsunderland4795 4 роки тому +11

      Imagine a "standard issue canine" that needed to be trained to SMELL 😂😂 it didn't know it could smell until it was trained to

    • @juliandiaz8157
      @juliandiaz8157 4 роки тому +5

      Joe Hammock "its uhh casual friday" 😂😂

    • @a-patheticmegaming3683
      @a-patheticmegaming3683 4 роки тому +2

      😂😂😂 he was high asf

  • @rl8070
    @rl8070 5 років тому +1737

    Walks around with a chihuahua “It’s my Standard issue K-9”

    • @terminator33442
      @terminator33442 5 років тому +36

      I think it might have been a mix of corgi and chihuahua

    • @tacotacotington3638
      @tacotacotington3638 5 років тому +68

      Its trained to smell

    • @the_derpofswag7027
      @the_derpofswag7027 5 років тому +28

      The chihuahua is trained to be annoying

    • @kacey0237
      @kacey0237 5 років тому +61

      That one looked staged lol

    • @4poundsofalmonds458
      @4poundsofalmonds458 5 років тому +17

      Stolen valor:*walks around with a gold fish in a bag*
      Cool dude; hey fuk head that’s stolen valor
      Stolen valor: no,this is the standard issued k9 for areas with with whuder

  • @Rebel257
    @Rebel257 4 роки тому +865

    True vet: Why is your flag so low on your shoulder, it should be up here?
    Fake vet: Got me on that one buddy
    😄😄😄😄😄

    • @gregmurray9641
      @gregmurray9641 4 роки тому +22

      Its staged. He actually has 2 other videos with the exact same conversatiom

    • @thetempest6171
      @thetempest6171 4 роки тому +6

      Greg Murray uh nah

    • @idontlyknames
      @idontlyknames 4 роки тому

      Saw**

    • @idontlyknames
      @idontlyknames 4 роки тому +1

      Down to the phone call

    • @thetempest6171
      @thetempest6171 4 роки тому +7

      It was clearly staged, and if couldn’t notice that then there’s something wrong with you.

  • @Papatabb69
    @Papatabb69 3 місяці тому +5

    All the dudes claiming stolen valor and getting belligerent enough to turn themselves into felons never cease to amaze me 😂😂

  • @GrizzleyBearington
    @GrizzleyBearington 4 роки тому +414

    So this is what happened to the “You’re disrespecting a future US army soldier” kid.

  • @connorfitzpatrick7961
    @connorfitzpatrick7961 4 роки тому +1427

    “yOu GoT mE oN tHaT oNe BuDdY”

  • @harrybartlett197
    @harrybartlett197 4 роки тому +375

    “Let’s go over and talk to him”
    *Shouts and exposes this guy*

  • @DannyDirtbag666
    @DannyDirtbag666 7 місяців тому +8

    You in the Army? Yea. Ever been deployed? Yea, I was in WW1, Civil War, Battle of Helms Deep, I was at the Alamo. Wait how old are you? Oh I'm only 20 years old 😂😂😂

  • @johntaylorson7769
    @johntaylorson7769 3 роки тому +2435

    "Standard issue K9... trained to... smell."
    Damn, that's some specialist training for a dog.

  • @GabeLiddell
    @GabeLiddell 4 роки тому +1277

    That guy has a stupid amount of American flags on his jacket

    • @ashorttag-8238
      @ashorttag-8238 4 роки тому +47

      He puts one on for every lie (yes i think its a joke)

    • @Nantosuelta
      @Nantosuelta 4 роки тому +22

      The standard issue K9

    • @Freakincident
      @Freakincident 4 роки тому +18

      That had to be a joke lmfaooo you can tell he was trying to be sus

    • @ShoeF1end
      @ShoeF1end 4 роки тому +7

      It was staged

    • @distorteduzi
      @distorteduzi 4 роки тому +1

      No the other one was from when he got caught being an actual soldier

  • @m.m.m.a4866
    @m.m.m.a4866 5 років тому +1796

    I served fries back in 96 to 2000 1st mcdonalds battalion 19th cheeseburger division. I received a purple hamburger bun for dragging a buddy away from the fryer I caught some pops of hot oil. rapid deployment unit lunch rush

    • @CloseGuardFilms
      @CloseGuardFilms 5 років тому +113

      M.A M Thanks for your service.

    • @jackelliott8263
      @jackelliott8263 5 років тому +47

      Krabby Patty reporting from the Krusty Krab division SIR Kelp fries troop number 14:99 SIR.

    • @ohiostate7382
      @ohiostate7382 5 років тому +6

      These sanctimonious posters are worse than the posers pretending to have served in the Armed Forces.
      And some of these stolen valor vigilantes go to far. This guy in the video has no legal right to remove clothing from someone engaging in stolen valor. By *stealing* the article of clothing you are just as bad as the individual engaging in stolen valor.

    • @mritachirulz
      @mritachirulz 5 років тому +5

      Hamburger

    • @buffalino8357
      @buffalino8357 5 років тому +10

      Welcome home

  • @zencoyotegrimgrin
    @zencoyotegrimgrin 8 місяців тому +7

    "standard issue k9" had me rolling
    😄

  • @stephengardner2574
    @stephengardner2574 4 роки тому +1839

    “That’s my standard issue K9”. I almost died.

    • @IluvAmerica
      @IluvAmerica 4 роки тому +1

      Lmfaoo

    • @sirisaacnewton3305
      @sirisaacnewton3305 4 роки тому +79

      Bro that has to be fake

    • @Daisy-ef6bq
      @Daisy-ef6bq 4 роки тому +65

      Plot twist... the dog is actually a serving marine.

    • @lewysthomas1862
      @lewysthomas1862 4 роки тому +53

      I saw him smirking when he said it I feel like this is fake. The jacket is so tight on him 😂

    • @bruhguuy4948
      @bruhguuy4948 4 роки тому

      LOL

  • @operatiiv3984
    @operatiiv3984 5 років тому +765

    "Standard issue K9" *Dog looks at him* I'm his Noble steed?

    • @operatiiv3984
      @operatiiv3984 5 років тому +7

      Thanks for the likes. I never knew people like Comedy

    • @biggestbotisyou5581
      @biggestbotisyou5581 5 років тому +2

      @@operatiiv3984 😂😂😂😂😂lmao I pictured that

    • @subscribewellyoudontneedto720
      @subscribewellyoudontneedto720 5 років тому +1

      Sui Osama i

    • @Addi909
      @Addi909 5 років тому

      @@operatiiv3984 Its literally like a chewawa lol "STANDARD K9 UNIT"

  • @Cincomitzi
    @Cincomitzi 4 роки тому +795

    Bro I was dying when the dude kept finding more flags on the dudes shirt lol.

    • @DamplyDoo
      @DamplyDoo 4 роки тому +28

      He brought his buddies home safe and got a flag 😂😂😂

    • @MrJabbers24
      @MrJabbers24 4 роки тому +8

      He’s probable wearing USA boxers as well, what a patriot lol

    • @randomguy-z2l
      @randomguy-z2l 4 роки тому +9

      It's a great skit

    • @detrillestp9166
      @detrillestp9166 4 роки тому +6

      Yeah it’s staged

    • @rutherfordn7560
      @rutherfordn7560 4 роки тому +4

      This dumbass had his 'rank' where the flag was supposed to be. And his rank wasnt even a sergeant major, it was just sergeant

  • @spoiledfish6643
    @spoiledfish6643 4 місяці тому +8

    Vets need to learn what stolen Valor actually is. Wearing camo BDU's or ACU's is not illegal. Even with patches is still not illegal.

    • @Scott-gx4rc
      @Scott-gx4rc 4 місяці тому +2

      True but would not wear them with patches.

    • @jonedwards2107
      @jonedwards2107 2 місяці тому

      I don’t even see a reason for wearing a uniform out and about. I still have my dress uniform, to be buried in, but that’s it.

  • @jamesomelia9612
    @jamesomelia9612 4 роки тому +283

    They way he just yelled at him to get about of the road so he didn’t get hit by a car while simultaneously yelling at him to take off the fake uniform was Hilarious

    • @vanessaflores5379
      @vanessaflores5379 4 роки тому +6

      That's like being in the military 😂 get smoked till you throw up but stay hydrated bro 🤣

  • @jackperry3104
    @jackperry3104 4 роки тому +384

    “We put the flag in the front so the enemy knows it’s America coming at em” 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @WolfenX4
      @WolfenX4 4 роки тому +5

      Bruh....the same way he reacted was the same way I did. Just speechless

    • @WolfenX4
      @WolfenX4 4 роки тому +4

      18:13

    • @desireejohnston3622
      @desireejohnston3622 4 роки тому +1

      Darrien Lovett wow, thanks.

    • @melvingonzalez8911
      @melvingonzalez8911 4 роки тому +1

      And he said it with a straight face lol

    • @jacobw9410
      @jacobw9410 4 роки тому

      Ya but the flag was on the wrong side of the jacket

  • @ashiervaladez6140
    @ashiervaladez6140 4 роки тому +459

    The dog one had to be staged 😂😂😂

    • @AshleyJamesFarmer
      @AshleyJamesFarmer 4 роки тому +4

      True lol 😆

    • @captainobvious7199
      @captainobvious7199 4 роки тому +36

      It was, he has a UA-cam channel and both parties in the video actually did serve .

    • @jajajdjdjdj6434
      @jajajdjdjdj6434 4 роки тому +3

      @@captainobvious7199 whats the youtube chanel

    • @captainobvious7199
      @captainobvious7199 4 роки тому +3

      @@jajajdjdjdj6434 I honestly can't remember, I saw a different video with the same clip but at the end him and his camera dude explained that it was supposed to be a goof making fun of the dipshits who actually attemp to steal valor, had the channel name in the video but its been over a week since I saw it.

    • @codeinecowboy8607
      @codeinecowboy8607 4 роки тому +2

      “Where’s your pants?”
      “Right here” 😂😂

  • @bamz808
    @bamz808 Місяць тому +6

    10:15 boy flagged up 🤣🤣🤣

  • @jazzie3232
    @jazzie3232 5 років тому +502

    That damn jacket is so tight. He looks silly with that flag in the middle of his chest. The beret is positioned all wrong

    • @riley_3153
      @riley_3153 5 років тому +15

      S Justice that’s the only video that was a joke... thank god

    • @legendarygoji1999
      @legendarygoji1999 5 років тому +4

      Riley _ i thought that video was real

    • @ryenboi6119
      @ryenboi6119 5 років тому +4

      Just imagine if that guy put all the flags on the front

    • @klopklop5515
      @klopklop5515 5 років тому +16

      Don't mess with him man, or his standard issue k9 will bite yo aas

    • @thejoyofpainting2911
      @thejoyofpainting2911 5 років тому +5

      That video was staged and its totally fake

  • @ChefBoston
    @ChefBoston 5 років тому +441

    Fake soldier: this is my standard issue K-9 unit.
    Chihuahua: o-o

    • @jenga__51
      @jenga__51 5 років тому

      @Yeetus Defeetus ?

    • @aketsuuu
      @aketsuuu 5 років тому

      @Yeetus Defeetus It's K-9 in this case.

    • @lxshxx4134
      @lxshxx4134 4 роки тому +2

      Chihuahua: (`・ω・´)

    • @TheDeldiz
      @TheDeldiz 4 роки тому +7

      Chihuahua: I swear, I've never seen this idiot before in my life.

  • @evanbeast47
    @evanbeast47 4 роки тому +658

    That dude was built like a potato talkin bout some “75th Ranger Regiment” that’s literally the SEAL team six for the Rangers. Crazy man🤦🏾‍♂️

    • @codybrotherton1179
      @codybrotherton1179 4 роки тому +4

      Exactly what I thought

    • @pingasman8955
      @pingasman8955 4 роки тому +4

      Aren’t all Rangers in the 75th

    • @papiskillet1
      @papiskillet1 4 роки тому +7

      rangers isn’t special forces, they’re special operations. and the 75th ranger regiment is all of rangers except for ranger school

    • @toladep
      @toladep 4 роки тому

      LMFAO

    • @keegs9550
      @keegs9550 4 роки тому

      J Will same

  • @JMONTY12
    @JMONTY12 2 дні тому +1

    Bro the dude with the dog got me laughing so hard 🤣

    • @Trp6gng
      @Trp6gng 2 дні тому

      😂😂😂😂

  • @football4ever605
    @football4ever605 5 років тому +394

    the people who disliked this were probably fake veterans

    • @rramos3948
      @rramos3948 5 років тому +20

      Or just saw the eight ads in the video

    • @rn-zu5ld
      @rn-zu5ld 5 років тому +2

      @@rramos3948 yeah that's the reason for some

    • @BGFitnessNY
      @BGFitnessNY 5 років тому +3

      Football Beast I disliked it because of the harassment and intimidation by the guy at 1:19.

    • @newkingfj7242
      @newkingfj7242 4 роки тому

      3.1k that's a lot of fakes

    • @thumbly7451
      @thumbly7451 4 роки тому +1

      Or terrorists

  • @thephenom_7231
    @thephenom_7231 6 років тому +1731

    “ we put our flag on our chest so they know america is coming for them” 😂😂😂😂

    • @GamingBlake2002
      @GamingBlake2002 6 років тому +115

      That shit had me rolling

    • @brianburk2559
      @brianburk2559 6 років тому +63

      thephenom_7 omg that dude was just off the wall bro....."they give us these shoes because we have to be faster" omg the lies that dude says are hilarious! ( But kinda sad). Dude in red:. I've been to Paris Island and stuff. Smh....

    • @thephenom_7231
      @thephenom_7231 6 років тому +2

      Brian Burk true

    • @xskicks
      @xskicks 6 років тому +18

      The vid is fake though I’m pretty sure because after “obama” calls him and then the guy in the uniform gives the phone to the guy with the camera who also plays along😂

    • @Musicrecords10
      @Musicrecords10 6 років тому +6

      Everything that guy said had me laughing so much

  • @peytonmac6280
    @peytonmac6280 7 років тому +520

    "we're issued these because my unit is required to be faster than everyone else" DEAD

  • @ohnahtayyy_
    @ohnahtayyy_ 2 місяці тому +1

    "that’s my older brothers give it back before i have you arrested 😬"
    "for what?"
    *"theft 🤓"*

  • @opticalcanine
    @opticalcanine 3 роки тому +2009

    The hispanic dude with the dog is obviously a joke between the two dudes... He starts laughing and turns away when he said his dog is standard issue....

    • @ayram_exe8437
      @ayram_exe8437 3 роки тому +153

      The chihuahua had me dying😂

    • @milesisterrible
      @milesisterrible 3 роки тому +83

      I died when he asked him “where are your pants” and he’s like “i’m wearing them!”

    • @atf5813
      @atf5813 3 роки тому +55

      “Yeah I’m in the army...full-time...”

    • @phillipceu7341
      @phillipceu7341 3 роки тому +39

      Casual fridays. My unit lets me 😂😂😂

    • @al3xa723
      @al3xa723 3 роки тому +17

      That guy was hilarious

  • @sambrainard3487
    @sambrainard3487 4 роки тому +2419

    Stolen Valor Guy: 'This is my Standard Issue Canine meant to sniff out bombs'
    Dog: A baby version of Doge

    • @jaquabes2437
      @jaquabes2437 4 роки тому +75

      I died of laughter when that guy said the dog was a k9😂

    • @punnkki484
      @punnkki484 4 роки тому +54

      That one was staged because after he said that he was smiling 💀

    • @scarecrow4979
      @scarecrow4979 4 роки тому +41

      @@punnkki484 definitely staged, probably two soldiers taking the piss out of these type of people

    • @MagnetDzn
      @MagnetDzn 4 роки тому +6

      I think that was the only one that was setup

    • @bobalobalie
      @bobalobalie 4 роки тому +9

      He is a Soldier. Only people who didn’t serve in the military wouldn’t know within 5 seconds that it was staged and they ARE Army Soldiers making fun of fakers.

  • @bigmanjamba
    @bigmanjamba 4 роки тому +620

    Stolen valor is a very emotional issue for vets. Service members take great pride in their uniforms. Seeing someone misswear the uniform is like spitting in our face. Its crazy disrespectful, especially for those that lost close comrades in the line of duty. Stolen valor also makes it more difficult to identify real vets with metal/physical trauma that need help.
    Essentially people who claim stolen valor are in some way trying to profit off others actions without considering the damage it's conflicting. It's the exact opposite of the everything the us military stands for, everything that embodies the ideology of most us veterans.

    • @trashpanda3902
      @trashpanda3902 4 роки тому +10

      Yah like I have a friend who is gets mad people who pretend to be veterans
      Because his cousin lost his life in war

    • @FatalCharade
      @FatalCharade 4 роки тому +16

      I'm probably one of the few vets that don't care about this stolen valor stuff. Every time I see them I just laugh at them and move on. I got better things to do than to get into some shouting match with some homeless drug addict with mental issues.

    • @youngbreeze9722
      @youngbreeze9722 4 роки тому +1

      Hey both my parents served and they've seen these videos and fr cried, like it is fr disrespectful and it fr makes me sick

    • @typoclerk
      @typoclerk 4 роки тому +4

      Stolen Valor= Understood. On the other hand.. just because they see someone in full fatigues, it doesn't give them the right to harass and humiliate that person.

    • @landincalrissian
      @landincalrissian 4 роки тому +2

      what do you wear if u want to show u support the army

  • @stephenberghammer4526
    @stephenberghammer4526 3 місяці тому +2

    “When I shave I get bumps and usually we’re hiding in the jungle. We’re allowed “😂😂😂

  • @foxxy-3748
    @foxxy-3748 4 роки тому +1267

    “What’s up with that flag there?”
    “oh thats the american flag”
    seemless, my guy, seemless

    • @raccoons4395
      @raccoons4395 4 роки тому +18

      OMG I didnt know it was a flag 😱 😂
      The guy looked so fake there is no such thing as "Casual Friday"

    • @sumi-jk9ye
      @sumi-jk9ye 4 роки тому +6

      smooth operator

    • @CA1
      @CA1 4 роки тому +3

      Understandable ✌️ have a great day

    • @JimmyKantstandyabitz
      @JimmyKantstandyabitz 4 роки тому +9

      Samuel Soledad something about the video seems sketchy. The dude being called out laughs and then the camera cuts off

    • @LegendDub9
      @LegendDub9 4 роки тому +12

      I think that one was played out to make fun of people who wear them 😂