@@clockworkpotato9892 it's a new spam thing in youtube comments, they all lead to the same vid so memorise the start of the url and just don't click it
Beside that. I may be looking to far into the funny haha joke but. Slederman has boots? I'm now trying to imagine him in designer leather knee-high boots with Massive heels.
@Rose's Zen Garden I wouldn’t be surprised. I give it 2 weeks max before this challenge becomes a thing, goes viral, and we hear the “shocking” news of a child going to the ER because of it.
The Challenger: a Champion of Hermaeus Mora, Daedric Prince of Fate, Lord of Secrets, the Keeper of Forbidden Knowledge, Master of Apocrypha, One Tentacley Boi
Every 5 attacks, Emkay will summon one of it's minions, all of which will be listed. Robin: the balding king of fly. Robin's primary attack is summoning creatures from cursed comments, all of which deal 15 damage with negative effects when a hit lands. Jack, the Australian. Jack does not attack you directly, preferring his steed, a crocodile wearing Crocs, to attack you. He can summon animals from Australia to attack you as well. Damien, the unexpected. Damien only attacks those who know that he is coming, along with those who witness him. He attacks by wacking you over the head with a golf club that has immense strength and duribility. Lexi, the identity duo. Lexi has two personalities in her body, one only uses light attacks and attacks rarely, the other, to put it short, only has one goal: exterminating her foe. She attacks both by summoning images from subreddits and blunt force.
4:00 initially passive, a goose can quickly become unmanageable since your stress will rise faster, the more hostile it is. 5 to 2,000,000 hp, 0 to 150 df, 0 to 99% dr, depending on how stressed the player is. You can mitigate such fast stress rise by wearing certain accessories, from 48 seconds to 167 seconds before the superboss phase began. A pre hardmode creature that can become deadly rather quickly.
5:37 This implies they have been to different realities and maybe this isn’t even their first, that could explain why they find things so cute and the inhuman noises they make when confronted with cuteness, also everything they’re confused about. The Emaky lore is building.
Me at work: "I have far too little health and not enough ammo for this..." "What's up sexy I'm lexi" *Effect added, regeneration II* That's better. Keep up the good work Lexi :]
@@declantecho1717 Buddy...did you remember to take your pills again? There is no Sam here. *Bro, they're talking to strange people again!..* (This is obviously a joke btw lol.)
3:07 my school has this poster at least 5x per hallway, it scares little children and when approaching you can hear intense music getting louder. It is almost 1 shot kill when gazed upon
I remember first listening to Lexi's voice and going "Why does he sound kinda girly?" and then I read the comments and was like "Oh shit Lexi IS a girl- oh fuck she's trans- oh fuck I used the wrong pronouns- oh fuck-"
3:45 dog tzu is a town npc that brings about the concept of basketball to your world, 250 hp, 10 df, 0 dr, defends himself with a basketball that deals 40 dmg. Can also be petted. A pre hardmode town npc.
4:08 in the jungle, you will find 4 men performing a summoning ritual. Destroy them and you will summon the lunatic cultist's twin, cockmongler. He will act identically to the lunatic cultist. Same stats as the lunatic cultist. Upon defeating either this guy or the lunatic cultist, a random set of 4 pillars from the 8 will spawn into the world. A post golem boss.
Girl's bathrooms: Idk I'm a dude Boy's bathrooms: Someone pisses in the soap box and sink, some dude threw the toilet paper (which is hella thin) into the toilet, some guy didn't flush and now there's a massive dump in the toilet, there's shit on the ceiling (well we're not sure if it's shit, but it's brown), the council meetings, and the urinal is flooding. (Oh and the obligatory messages and cracks in the bathroom booths.) No joke, all this was in the bathroom. It's utter chaos, and we love that shit.
The statue of Jesus looks like it was hulkified somehow, imagine a roided rage Jesus instead of preaching love and peace is screaming "SINNER SMASH" at everyone he smites
8:42 What happened to the previous owner of that shell? Was the previous owner the original owner? Did some down-on-his-luck armadillo lose his shell in a card game to a cat who has been passing it along to other cats as some weird Sisterhood Of The Traveling Armadillo Shell thing? Just how many cats have worn that shell? Are there others? Is there a gamblers anonymous somewhere in the Nevada desert full of naked armadillos? And a kingpin cat who owns and operates an armadillo shell franchise? Is it just armadillo shells? Does this kingpin cat have some kind of animal body part warehouse full of armadillo shells, gecko tails and buzzard claws that he sells to unsuspecting tourist cats for vast profits while he sits on a throne of skulls? My imagination really creeps me out sometimes 😂
Drnk Man looked like he is living his best life and thats somehow adorable I wanna hear if his bongo carrer is growing or nah I hope he is a famous bongo-man in his uh Town City Idk
10:25 the final boss. Every boss that exists is essential to fight this boss. 20,000,000 hp, 234 df, 99.9% dr, deals 341 damage on contact, throws drivers and on and off switches that deal 231 and 658 damage each. Second phase starts at 10,000,000 health, and is all about summoning buffed variants of bosses that you previously fought. Third phase starts at 5,000,000 health, and is all about endurance, as the boss has multiplied damage by 10, and starts throwing pcs at you that deal 4650 damage. When it gets to 2,500,000 health, it becomes invincible and performs a final desperation attack and multiplies damage by 10 again, throwing pcs, drivers, switches, and keyboards that hit for 42000 damage. If you survive that, it rests, becomes vulnerable and says, "you win..." if you wait for 90 seconds, it runs away and drops it's normal loot along with a special prize that thanks you for sparing it. If not, it drops just it's normal loot.
3:08 healthy choices is a town npc, 250 hp, 90 df, 60% dr, defends himself with a barrage of food. Becomes unhealthy choices during a blood moon and loses all defense and dr and has 200 hp. The barrage of food deals more damage to compensate, since that food is unhealthy.
@@franzdaboi3131 Okay, here you go. Have a nice day! []={ ) []={ ) []={ ) And sorry about giving you low-quality health potions. They are the best I can make, unless you can teach me how to make better ones, so that I can replace the ones you got and give you the ones you wanted. Also, I can make more for future customers!
1:46 a miniboss, the longer it takes to hit the player, the better it's flying capabilities. 2,000 hp, 20 def, 10% dr. 60 dmg. Can be found in the sky alongside harpies. A pre hardmode miniboss.
2:45 I used this and tinder banned me because they thought it was serious. Apparently a verification with a 3 inch long BEARD isn’t good enough proof that I’m not 11. And they don’t accept appeals. Bruh.
"That is sentient lung cancer that's crawling out of someone's lungs, and freely roaming the streets" his only weakness is the undead, so it's fortunate Oddix showed up with Prince Philip to back him up
6:27 increases her stats for each child town npc alive. 100,000 to 300,000 hp, 50 to 150 df, 30% to 90% dr, she will attempt to vacuum the player, if the player gets too close, you get vacuumed up. The pull range increases and the speed of the pull increases as she gets less and less health. If you defeat her with the vacuum weapon that she drops, she will give you an item to show she recognize your devotion to purity. A post moon lord boss.
“No nation benefits from prolonged warfare” - tsun zu the art of war
"But all dogs benefit from extended playtime"- Dog Zsu the Art of Play
@ur awesome Uhh, okay?..
“Many people do not check spelling.” -Sun Tzu, The Art of War
@@clockworkpotato9892 it's a new spam thing in youtube comments, they all lead to the same vid so memorise the start of the url and just don't click it
@@capta1nseal Or even the last few letters.
For example: "XcQ"
Some people will know what I mean.
The dog who saved the kids from savage dogs was not just a hero.
He was the goodest goodest boi.
*bestest
@@trungmaximlowqualitygaming9427 greatest*
If you go back in time, you can fight it for a chance to keep it as a partner
@@ProfessionalBugLover mega good
**Ultimate Good*
"CONTAINMENT BREACH! CONTAINMENT BREACH!"
me an SCP fan: *you summoned me?*
@Rafi Rizqullah very right
"so anyways 008 infected someone earlier."
@@madkirk7431 *cool.*
Me who had the exact same thought:
Ganon from botw could be classified as an SCP
The sound of Lexi melting of cuteness will never get old
Yee
That do be true tho.
Am I the only one who gets super happy when it's Lexi narrating? She's best girl.
Yes
Lexi in menacing voice effects is terrifying to the point that Slenderman is shaking in his boots
Yes! I love every time Lexi does it!
Beside that. I may be looking to far into the funny haha joke but. Slederman has boots? I'm now trying to imagine him in designer leather knee-high boots with Massive heels.
@@tool-gun-sys she just for the futer I cant spelll
5:15
That moment when you realize Aaron Farr sounds like "I run far".
@ur awesome bot
@Mao Namaru depends. I usually pronounce I as a, for some reason
He's like me, "Swift like a Ninja, Strike like a Samurai."
Sounds more like "I *ran* far"
Who pronounces “Aaron” as “I-Ron”? Lmao
EmKay: “This didn’t age well”.
Me: neither did prince Philip.
Bruh
Neither did Philip Hamilton
What about Prince Alberts?
R/CursedComments
Too soon!
"We lost the ball in South Carolina."
*sweats in South Carolinian*
run.
@@GOOCHPILLED duu duu dudududududududududududu duu duu
as a South Carolinian i can agree now come we must run
7:25
Lexi,
You could 100% do TF2's spy voice a bit too perfectly
Your comment showed up twice for me for some reason. Cool!
Your comment appeared twice for me. Cool!
"He could be in this very roo-"
Aaron is just a terrifying boss, his speed is something to fear.
I M SCARED
His endurance is also something to be worried about.
Oi that's my name
@@w.dgaster2621 Sussy
two steps too late, young memer.
two steps.
Fun fact: Cheeto dust is actually called “Cheetle”
Fun fact: I actually like that fact! Thanks!
@Rose's Zen Garden I wouldn’t be surprised. I give it 2 weeks max before this challenge becomes a thing, goes viral, and we hear the “shocking” news of a child going to the ER because of it.
ill think of that the next and last time i eat cheetos.
I'd say 1
Fun fact:
Boss fight: Emkay keepers of all knowledge, commentators of all vids
Alternative title: Emkay, Bringer of Joy, Representative Against All Evil
The Challenger: a Champion of Hermaeus Mora, Daedric Prince of Fate, Lord of Secrets, the Keeper of Forbidden Knowledge, Master of Apocrypha, One Tentacley Boi
EmKay Squad, Destroyer of bad jokes, bringer of wholesome
Every 5 attacks, Emkay will summon one of it's minions, all of which will be listed.
Robin: the balding king of fly. Robin's primary attack is summoning creatures from cursed comments, all of which deal 15 damage with negative effects when a hit lands.
Jack, the Australian. Jack does not attack you directly, preferring his steed, a crocodile wearing Crocs, to attack you. He can summon animals from Australia to attack you as well.
Damien, the unexpected. Damien only attacks those who know that he is coming, along with those who witness him. He attacks by wacking you over the head with a golf club that has immense strength and duribility.
Lexi, the identity duo. Lexi has two personalities in her body, one only uses light attacks and attacks rarely, the other, to put it short, only has one goal: exterminating her foe. She attacks both by summoning images from subreddits and blunt force.
@@SpideySpectra This is beautiful, especially the Jack part (I am also Australian)
4:00 initially passive, a goose can quickly become unmanageable since your stress will rise faster, the more hostile it is.
5 to 2,000,000 hp, 0 to 150 df, 0 to 99% dr, depending on how stressed the player is. You can mitigate such fast stress rise by wearing certain accessories, from 48 seconds to 167 seconds before the superboss phase began. A pre hardmode creature that can become deadly rather quickly.
9:30 that dog protected those children on my birthday 🎉
When your soap bottle is a mimic
@ur awesome what
I thout your comment said. When you huff a soap bottle
When your Detachable shower head is a Cobra
Lol yeah, hate when that happens XD
and that's why you always bring a dagger to the shower
Minecraft has one of the easiest Bossfights
how are you everywhere
Drogon?
Cap
Evil is spreading it cannot be stopped
Bro how
3:41 Dog tzu: the wise is the wisest of the wise
4:25 - Lexi going gaga for cute things. Always a pleasing moment in these videos :)
5:37 This implies they have been to different realities and maybe this isn’t even their first, that could explain why they find things so cute and the inhuman noises they make when confronted with cuteness, also everything they’re confused about. The Emaky lore is building.
Emkay lore, gimme. Lexi is so adorable and goals.
Emkay lore! GIMME
Hmm I'm listening...
I request elaboration
There's lore now?
That last one....
"Hands to yourself!"
Me: But, his hands *are* himself.
He means body to yourself.
OMG that came out wrong.
@@Starfeather_19 I knew what was meant. I just wanted to make a joke.
but why is there a “me:”
@@originaluseername Because that's what I said in my head when he said "Hands to yourself!"
@@piperjojostott7790 BUT WE CAN TELL
*_WITHOUT A FUCKING “ME:”_*
Lexi: "Just turn over the whole temple."
Kratos: *hey i've seen this one before!*
Kratos will move,flip or break anything in his way...
is that a fricking. picrew valentine
@@kijete yes
Comedic Valentine: *funni joke*
Me: *I think I know you from somewhere...*
@@romky9172 where, SBR?
8:08 an elderly town npc. 250 hp, 21 df, 0% dr. Defends with a nerf megashark. A post mech boss town npc.
1:46 NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN TWEET!
Lexi: "The anti-environmental bottle"
Me: *"The End - Environmental Butthole"*
Same
99 likes but 1 single reply
Wow.
4:25 I can imagine the drassonts being friends with the demon goat prince.
The ultimate boss fight: The Demon Goat Prince, constantly summoning drassonts to help him in battle
But that squeal made me laugh lol
Hey I know them even they look so small they are really 20ft and that’s for the baby’s the mommy is bloody 55ft
It brings me joy that she acknowledges the SCP nature of some of the posts
@@Lettucem3n
They are trans, mtf (male to female)
@@Lettucem3n shes a trans woman lol
@@Lettucem3n its not that hard to understand, but ok ig
It seems I was too late
I hunt for those who didn't knew Lexi is a Trans
@@Shade45-
Same lmfao 💀
I honestly just want to spread the word so she doesn’t get misgendered
0:55 MADNESS IS GONNA BECOME THE BEACH SOONER OR LATER
7:45 this cop is future me
Me at work: "I have far too little health and not enough ammo for this..."
"What's up sexy I'm lexi"
*Effect added, regeneration II*
That's better.
Keep up the good work Lexi :]
Lexi lutheri
Lexi the enjoyable: not a boss but a support class
+999999 health and energy
+1,000 ammo
+91645 damage (for player)
Damage: none(too wholesome)
Nobody: r/ who gave the dog steroids
XD
@@the_dude_who_asked Damage: 1, she killed those Minecraft sheeps and cows
If I ever become a Schizophrenic I wanna be a laughing one not a screaming one
If you try really hard maybe you can be both
S a m
@@declantecho1717 Buddy...did you remember to take your pills again? There is no Sam here.
*Bro, they're talking to strange people again!..*
(This is obviously a joke btw lol.)
(In case my reply was a little vague, I must ask this question): Have you heard the wise words of the Great O’Nella?
@@declantecho1717 Wait are you meaning the Emu war or am I being dumb? Lol. Sorry, if it's not and you just see e m u w a r and be like ???
When I watch r/bossfight, I’m so happy! I’m only 13, and have terrible depression, this really encourages me. Thank you!
im 12.5 and i can relate
I struggled with depression when I was 13, too. It gets better :) it really does. Also I like bossfight too lol
@@CatchThesePaws
:D
i can realate
3:07 my school has this poster at least 5x per hallway, it scares little children and when approaching you can hear intense music getting louder. It is almost 1 shot kill when gazed upon
6:53 Terry sells you rare items at an exorbitant price. 250 hp, 34 df, 13.37% dr. Defends with a copper shortsword. A pre hardmode town npc.
Lexi sounds masculine and feminine all at the same time
Lexi the multi voice: Harbinger of the mind plague
This is canon. This is just canon now.
@@cactus2763 nice
¯\_ಠ_ಠ_/¯
I remember first listening to Lexi's voice and going "Why does he sound kinda girly?" and then I read the comments and was like "Oh shit Lexi IS a girl- oh fuck she's trans- oh fuck I used the wrong pronouns- oh fuck-"
@@vaguelywukong in that case just use their original pronouns, even if they're like: "I WANNA CLASSIFY AS PLAYSTATIONSHE/PLAYSTATIONHER!"
Lexi, your enthusiastic narration makes this "boss fight" a hundred times more enjoyable.
4:32 it sounded like lexi was on auto tune 😭
3:45 dog tzu is a town npc that brings about the concept of basketball to your world, 250 hp, 10 df, 0 dr, defends himself with a basketball that deals 40 dmg. Can also be petted. A pre hardmode town npc.
4:08 in the jungle, you will find 4 men performing a summoning ritual. Destroy them and you will summon the lunatic cultist's twin, cockmongler. He will act identically to the lunatic cultist. Same stats as the lunatic cultist. Upon defeating either this guy or the lunatic cultist, a random set of 4 pillars from the 8 will spawn into the world. A post golem boss.
Girl's bathrooms: Idk I'm a dude
Boy's bathrooms: Someone pisses in the soap box and sink, some dude threw the toilet paper (which is hella thin) into the toilet, some guy didn't flush and now there's a massive dump in the toilet, there's shit on the ceiling (well we're not sure if it's shit, but it's brown), the council meetings, and the urinal is flooding. (Oh and the obligatory messages and cracks in the bathroom booths.) No joke, all this was in the bathroom. It's utter chaos, and we love that shit.
Truth
WTF NO
@@Red_impostorYT you are afraid of the truth
@@_RedRightHand_ BUT ITS NOT TRUE
@@_RedRightHand_ NO IM NOT
4:40 Trying not to pet Baphomini is a boss fight in of itself.
why fight with that? its just a lesser
9:47; When your Rhino Transport throws tread but you still got Heretics to burn.
BURN THE HERETICS
@@xerogivins2235 WE MARCH TO THE HYMNS OF THE ECCLESIARCHY!
@@weissgalathynius640
"FOR THE EMPEROR!"
@@Sgt-Wolf WITCHCRAFT, HERESY AND MUTATION!!
yeah probably
"If you want the ball, you must be one with the ball" Dog Tzu, The Art of Woof
5:46 Magcargo (pokemon)
Okay, Jacked Jesus had me laughing.
It made me and my friend die of laughter.
Jacksus
@@dr.claudiafinch1088 Is your name Jesus? And is your friend's name Lazarus?
@@leyrua
Haha! No! I was exaggerating. She's a christian and found it hilarious though.
He looks like the god emperor of mankind from warhammer 40k...
The statue of Jesus looks like it was hulkified somehow, imagine a roided rage Jesus instead of preaching love and peace is screaming "SINNER SMASH" at everyone he smites
Just the thumbnail alone: “fear” is a boss in it of itself
Please, please continue to make Lexi squeal. She’s adorable, it makes me happy. 👀
Just go to r/awww on emkay and find ones where lexi narrates.
I didn't know they were a she
Ugh
8:42 What happened to the previous owner of that shell? Was the previous owner the original owner? Did some down-on-his-luck armadillo lose his shell in a card game to a cat who has been passing it along to other cats as some weird Sisterhood Of The Traveling Armadillo Shell thing? Just how many cats have worn that shell? Are there others? Is there a gamblers anonymous somewhere in the Nevada desert full of naked armadillos? And a kingpin cat who owns and operates an armadillo shell franchise? Is it just armadillo shells? Does this kingpin cat have some kind of animal body part warehouse full of armadillo shells, gecko tails and buzzard claws that he sells to unsuspecting tourist cats for vast profits while he sits on a throne of skulls?
My imagination really creeps me out sometimes 😂
Lexi's so wholesome I just love her
i t ' s a h i m
@@wafflemation6887 false
@@wafflemation6887 false lexi is trans
him
@@Liechtenstein_real no one cares dude
9:50 Those are Adeptus Sororitus. The Sisters of Battle.
calling them 'troopers' is indeed an understatement for what they are. even more so for their great costumes!
Yes. We must keep are will strong. And are hair white. For the emperor
The emperor protects
@@yelllowtaill22 Aye, Brother.
Nuns with guns.
Demons: haha doomguy is out of ammo and low health!
Doomguy: **revs up chainsaw**
Demons: OH SH- HE'S LOW ON HEALTH AND OUT OF AMMO
I wonder if there was any Succubi in Doom
8:18
As a resident from Ohio, that is entirely correct.
We will raise hell should the need arise.
“You have far too little ammo for this, and too little health for this”, Uncle?
?
not enough health*
@@pietrom2642 if you get it, you get it
@@suckycooker4758 Prince Zuko?
@@batkamarri13 lol
8:41 a town npc. 250 hp, 75 df, 99% dr, Defends by ramming into enemies with their shell. A hardmode town npc.
Gun Jesus - master of firearm!
"I am the way, and the light. Except the the light is a occasionally muzzle flash."
Begone, demons! For I shall use my holy weapons against you!
The father, the son, the gun
@Jaiden Blackborow-Bruce What's that?
Dont fear the daemons, fear the tenebrae angelos.
when lexi said "It's clearly not from any realty I've been to" I just thought "wait, you've been to multiple!?!"
backrooms, the spaces where the gates are in: are we a joke to ju?
Yeah. Lexi travels through wormholes.
lexi has a lot of explaining to do.
0:18 this hits hard when taking a brake from the new taras nabad master level
Doom eternal?
Creepy as that one snake in the toilet 2:25
No creepyer
11:00 that is emkays final form
2:54, pair him up with The Dew Knight of thy Mountain, and u have the end of the world
Fun fact: carrot kinda affect your sight
Blindness
@@peteplayss7426 yeah i was about to say, like if you just poke someones eyes you will affect their sight.....
@Missing.In.Action you should have told me sooner
Oh yea i *might* not get blind anyways
Drnk Man looked like he is living his best life and thats somehow adorable
I wanna hear if his bongo carrer is growing or nah
I hope he is a famous bongo-man in his uh
Town
City
Idk
Bongo cat: Could this be one of my disciples?
@@Thtaoy1029
I am a member of the Unus Annus cult.
5:08 nanomachines, son
10:25 the final boss. Every boss that exists is essential to fight this boss. 20,000,000 hp, 234 df, 99.9% dr, deals 341 damage on contact, throws drivers and on and off switches that deal 231 and 658 damage each. Second phase starts at 10,000,000 health, and is all about summoning buffed variants of bosses that you previously fought. Third phase starts at 5,000,000 health, and is all about endurance, as the boss has multiplied damage by 10, and starts throwing pcs at you that deal 4650 damage. When it gets to 2,500,000 health, it becomes invincible and performs a final desperation attack and multiplies damage by 10 again, throwing pcs, drivers, switches, and keyboards that hit for 42000 damage. If you survive that, it rests, becomes vulnerable and says, "you win..." if you wait for 90 seconds, it runs away and drops it's normal loot along with a special prize that thanks you for sparing it. If not, it drops just it's normal loot.
Player feedback: hey um, tech support? Why is the boss’s description like a high school essay
"CONTAINMENT BREACH! CONTAINMENT BREACH!" i love them even more now
Lexi’s voice makes me happy
9:48 so, im a huge warhammer40k fan, and when i say like 40 adepta sororitas in a train i was very confused
Yeah dude that was really crazy
well you will be fine as long as youre not a heretic! But be sure to run if they pull out their flamers!
3:08 healthy choices is a town npc, 250 hp, 90 df, 60% dr, defends himself with a barrage of food. Becomes unhealthy choices during a blood moon and loses all defense and dr and has 200 hp. The barrage of food deals more damage to compensate, since that food is unhealthy.
9:52 When you see entire squad of SoBs in your train, better leave it in the next stop XD
huzzah, a man of quality
I always use Lexis playlist to go to sleep, her voice really calms me and helps the scary night demons screw off
Playlist!?!??? Give
@@infernoblast261 you just have to go to the playlists of Emkay and then scroll until you find “Lexi narration” or something of the sort!
Found it!
@@infernoblast261 nice! I hope you get just as much enjoyment out of it as I have :))
Thank you! Right after you made this comment i thought "hey! Same here". So thanks for this
The lava snail looks like a boss fight that would be in dead space
or an insperation for a pokemon
@@NintendoNerd7824 yes very true
@@NintendoNerd7824 Cough, cough….Magcargo…cough…
9:08 My money's on Leroy.
8:55 "Captain Crackhead, he's our hero. Gonna bring sobriety down to zero. He's a meth-head amplified, and fighting for the junkie side."
“Patient 008, the most crawler”😂😂😂
I loved the Croissant Dragons, they were cute.
they were the cutest
were being the key word
@@nekakonjina6283 Sorry, Are cute.
Missed oppotunity to call the Dog Tzu ‘Shih Tzu’
Me: had a rough day
Lexi: 💕What’s up sexy I’m Lexi💕
Me: 🙂
“If you give someone flowers and they like them they’re actually just a bunch of bees”
Me: I always knew I was a bee
🌹
@@JodanTheHero !
*eats flower*
Don’t ask
0:38 IM WHEEZING
Emkay, the slayer of beasts: *exists*
Me, beast: *sweats nervously*
quick, get married so your last name is no longer east!
" whats up sexy, my names Lexi! " *me offended because im not sexy*
*LIES*
Nahhh you is fine
Omg this is some of these hard bosses ever I’m on 1 health no weapon
Welcome to Emkay! We can regenerate your health to the max, supply you with your needs, and encourage people to never give up!
@@Thtaoy1029 can i get uhhh iron sword
@@franzdaboi3131 SURE!!
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Anything else?
@@Thtaoy1029 3 small health potions and thats all
@@franzdaboi3131 Okay, here you go. Have a nice day!
[]={ )
[]={ )
[]={ )
And sorry about giving you low-quality health potions. They are the best I can make, unless you can teach me how to make better ones, so that I can replace the ones you got and give you the ones you wanted. Also, I can make more for future customers!
1:46 a miniboss, the longer it takes to hit the player, the better it's flying capabilities. 2,000 hp, 20 def, 10% dr. 60 dmg. Can be found in the sky alongside harpies. A pre hardmode miniboss.
how did you turn an angry bird into a terraria miniboss
@@jiggilibu I just can.
my favorite was the dragon crossiants 4:14 UwU
Lexi always makes my day when she narrates. Thank you for lifting my spirits, Lexi!
Wait, "she"???
@@StopRemindingMeOfThoseDays Yep! Lexi is a transgender female :)
@@QueenFiera I didn't know that. Thanks!
@@QueenFiera No its a guy deal with it
@@lordhellsoul3480 She's literally a girl. She's said it multiple times.
"if fighting is sure to result in victory then you must fight!" - soldier (rick may) 2009
2:45 I used this and tinder banned me because they thought it was serious. Apparently a verification with a 3 inch long BEARD isn’t good enough proof that I’m not 11. And they don’t accept appeals. Bruh.
Never thought I would here the sentence "i want to cuddle the bread" but I agree
"That is sentient lung cancer that's crawling out of someone's lungs, and freely roaming the streets" his only weakness is the undead, so it's fortunate Oddix showed up with Prince Philip to back him up
3:12 that’s a cinnamon roll
We need a game that's called "Adventures of Reddit" and have these as bossfights
if G.W. is ok with it
Lexi would break the sound barrier in an hour of r/awwww, in a good way
6:27 increases her stats for each child town npc alive. 100,000 to 300,000 hp, 50 to 150 df, 30% to 90% dr, she will attempt to vacuum the player, if the player gets too close, you get vacuumed up. The pull range increases and the speed of the pull increases as she gets less and less health. If you defeat her with the vacuum weapon that she drops, she will give you an item to show she recognize your devotion to purity. A post moon lord boss.
I love lexi's voice especially when they do that squeal it always makes me smile (I do the same thing when I see something adorable)
They? its one person
@@lordhellsoul3480 they can be used to represent 1 person
@@lordhellsoul3480 When you are unsure of gender, they can be used.
@@lordhellsoul3480 They can be used if you are unsure of somebody’s gender or if they prefer those pronouns
5:30 i’d rather call this “Mountain Mimic, Devourer Of Gamers”
Holdup OR gamers
@@victorroberts983 oh wait my bad
Was looking forward to this!
10:56 Kira yoshikage is having a fun time
3:16 uh oh...
he wants my RAM
4:14 good thing we have a whole squad to counter that
I love the "Hi hello i love you, mi tail IS FAR TOO POWERFULL FOR THIS DIMENSION