As a non-American, if there's one thing I've learned on the internet, it's that whenever a news article starts with the words "Florida man", it's going to be something batshit crazy.
@@STONKS0897 Nice try Florida Man, but it'll take more than that for me to trust you around MY alligator... But seriously, those are words that I never thought I would say together, in my life. Thank you for giving me the excuse to say them.
I can't believe no one has mentioned that the reason the dog at 2:46 is holding a brick is because it's owner taught it to drops bricks on people who would ring his doorbell. I aspire to be that man and have nothing but respect for him and his pittie
The baby to its parents: "You have displeased me, mortals." The mom: "Honey, call the priest, the baby's possessed again." Dad: "Again? That's the third time this month!"
8:25 Fun fact: this is a hornworm, not a caterpillar. They just stay that way and eat and eat and eat and get HUGE. Also while a favorite food of many lizards, however if you use them too much, the lizards are known to get addicted and refuse all other foods.
I love the crow gang thing, imagine if he moves somwhere and the crows follow him and keep giving him money. That'd be a stable source of income right there!
The cow at 6:39 is literally SCP-4158, AKA Big Charlie, who cannot feel pain, eats anything out in front of him, and is constantly growing above average tasting steak
For a moment I thought you were serious and was about to be like “you do realise that Big Charlie has an underdeveloped birdhead right” then I reread your comment
Fool, you must fight the council of Florida Men, each on specializes in their own form of utter insanity, and should you beat them all, you will gain access to a fight with the forbidden Florida Man
As a child, I got my own boss name. I liked to throw stuff out the second story window, so my name was "Destructo". They even gave me one of those employers name tags that said "Hello, My Name Is Destructo". I'd wear that to parties.
@@grawlinson4045 my guy from wales is rapping an undead rapper from the dead, he raps and taps out bit gets back up again oooooo! The under mining mothertrucka skelli boy is raping just to get the beer to drink the beer to sell the beer *to be the beer* OOOOOOO!! like my rap?
The Level 5 Rat is actually the miniboss you have to deafeat near the start to get access to the Side Quests via the Hub area, the hub area happens to be the floor the rat has claimed. Floor 1 is Tutorials and the NPC shop, Floor 3 is Online features.
I'm glad the bigfoot hunters don't come for my kneecaps, all they ever want to do is get grainy images of me and make casts of my footprints for some reason
1:58 Florida has some of the most extensive transparency laws in the country. So it's not that they have more craziness than the other states, it's just easier for their newspapers to find out the details that lead to these sorts of headlines.
Imagine sitting in your house one evening, the fireplace is warm and you it's just cool enough to have an occasional breeze, you're wrapped in a warm blanket and enjoying a nice warm hot chocolate and then suddenly, you're rap battling a dead horse
@@Jack5628 well it all started when Dr. ■■■■ ■■■ got his job. It was ■■/■■/■■■ and it was a normal day. We are still convincing ppl that scp isn't real.
6:47 I think that's Blossom. She was in the Guinness World Record for worlds tallest cow. She past in 2015. Her most biggest size was at the age of 8 years old but since cows shrink a little when they get older... but she hadn't changed to much. This is what I know about so I apologize if I said something incorrectly. (I think it's Blossom, it looks like her.)
I got hit by Flosh the kneecap bandit pretty hard when I was in the womb. I ended up growing up with an autoimmune disease that gave me over flexible kneecaps causing me to dislocate them completely about 6 times in my life so far.
I just now noticed at the bottom of His Name: Gort, is Crimes: SEVERAL ACCOUNTS OF MURDER. It is something that belongs on surreal memes. Love the content!
@@thesleepytyrannosaurusrex297 No. Unlike in JJBA this is just about never a good thing, and there is little upside to it. Hauntings like this usually escalate, they start out innocuous, and little by little become darker and more dangerous. At first they just play regular games, gain the child's trust. And then the spirit starts saying things to the child. Suggesting things, small things. Pranks at first. New games. Little tricks. And the tricks get more and more extreme, more and more deadly, the child doesn't know any better so they don't realize they might actually hurt anyone. But the spirit is out to kill someone. Anyone. It starts telling the trusting child to play more dangerous games, both by themselves and on others. Until there's a death... the child's, someone else... Often the child gets stopped by the parent, who explains how bad what they're doing is, but the spirit is still there, whispering, but now it's being ignored, so it gets angry and violent and directly dangerous. It starts pulling more and more dangerous poltergeist-like tantrums until it manages to satisfy itself by killing someone, or is cast out by a priest or spiritualist of some kind or another.
@@songbird6414 It isn't. That little girl might be, or maybe was, in trouble. Why she could see Beto and the camera could, I can explain. Everything a person sees is like a movie in a theater for the brain. And like any movie, before the big show where the conscious mind sees it, the editing crew of the subconscious mind edits the footage of everything it knows is impossible or shouldn't be there. I call this Second Sight, and the unedited raws First Sight. This is why ghosts show up in cameras and photos but weren't seen by people present. Cameras don't have Second Sight, they are exclusively First Sight. They just show you what was there, the naked truth. Why is it your mind doesn't edit out the ghost in the photo/recording? Because photos and recordings trick the editors. The Second Sight 'editors' only see dots of ink on photo paper or dots of color on a screen changing color or a speaker emitting random noise. Your conscious mind assembles the dots of color into images and the random noise into sounds, so it slips past your built-in censors. You still see or hear the edited-out thing and react to it though. You just don't notice it consciously. If you have ever been somewhere and just froze up, staring at nothing for no reason, scared of an empty room against all logic? Congrats, your Second Sight is having something edited out. Children's Second Sight needs time to develop and learn what needs editing out, so children often see with partial First Sight at any given time. That's why children see or hear ghosts and such more frequently than adults do. Second Sight isn't just sight, it affects four of the five senses. Just not touch. Never touch. That's why adult ghost experiences are most commonly a phantom touch, slap, shove. Your mind will not edit those, because if something can touch you, it can hurt you, and needs immediate reacting to on a conscious level as a result. Ghostly sights and sounds and smells can be safely ignored.
The boss i get to fight asks me to do dishes, laundry and other stuff. Well that was until i snapped her neck yet im still stuck inside some iron bars.
can we just talk about the fact that at 5:12 in the vid when talking about how cute gort is, ITS SAYS "SEVERAL COUNTS OF FREEKING MURDER" AT THE BOTTOM OF THE SCREEN?!?!? WTF DID GORT DO??????
5:10 EmKay: "Gort? Ohh, he looks cute."
The Description:
*Crimes: Several Counts of Murder*
Crimes Several counts of murder
I take credit for posting that one
@@necrossprism4465 nice job, how it was to capture him?
@@rockhistoria2537 probably with jesus
@@Rere-kk6cm and the scp foundation
As a non-American, if there's one thing I've learned on the internet, it's that whenever a news article starts with the words "Florida man", it's going to be something batshit crazy.
Ayup.
I'm actually from FL tho and Florida Man isn't as prolific as the Internet would have us believe.
@@STONKS0897 Nice try Florida Man, but it'll take more than that for me to trust you around MY alligator...
But seriously, those are words that I never thought I would say together, in my life. Thank you for giving me the excuse to say them.
as a GrayStillPlays (a Florida man) viewer i can say that is correct
true
Florida is to Americans what America is to non-Americans
Emkay: "Gort! He's so cute doe!"
Right under Gort's name: "Crimes: Several accounts of murder"
i saw that too
...
Gort Cute
Gort Tiny
But Gort Also Kill
H̶̢̢̧̡̗̭̘̳̗̤̖̗̻̖͍̩̼͕͙̘̻̪̣̼̳̬͚̪̤̩͑̒͐̀̕͠͝͠ę̷̡̡̢̢̨̮͓̞̯̼̘̝̝͇̲̲͙̣̱̫̮̣͕̻̯̜̺̖͕̰̪̩͎̹̩̳̳͒̄͌̐̉̒̆́̀͆́͆̃̄̑̂̅̐̃̃͋̃ ̵̢̛̯̺̺͚͓̤̯̙̼̖͉̠̫̱̗̳̮̜̔̓́̎̍̽̇̂͊̀̆̿̃̓̓̈́̋̍̀̉̔̇̊̒̍̀̿̏͛́̓͂̐̅̀̚͝͝r̷̡̧̫̲̤̺̖̫̺͍̠̤͚̣̘̮̜̩͚͔̥̥͈̘͙̘̦̤͗̓̊̀̆̓̌̑̏͆̅͗̉̃̓̈́̓̌̏̈͗̿͌̅͊͋̍͑͂́̈́̐͌̒̄̚͘̕͜͝ͅḭ̸̧̨̧̛̺̜̼̫̞̝̟̟͚̞̮͓̖̬̿̏̇͑̀̄̔̏͆̒̽͐͆͠ͅs̷̛̪̭͌̓̾͊̔̀̀͆̌͗͌̇͐̽͌́͋̐̉̑͗̏̐̎̓̄̓̏̀̇͐̕͜͠͠e̵͙̭̰̗͉͍̼̠̜̯̱̾̃̑͆̏̀̆̃̚̕͠ͅs̸̫̥͝
gort is my spirit animal
I saw that to
I can't believe no one has mentioned that the reason the dog at 2:46 is holding a brick is because it's owner taught it to drops bricks on people who would ring his doorbell. I aspire to be that man and have nothing but respect for him and his pittie
death to Halloween
Why?, they will start to knock, clap or even yell at your door.
I remember reading an article saying that the owner got I arrested for it
"He did them all so we had none to do"
-robin
so true
You are first
yes
Kneecao
Well hello fellow early person!
0:51
"If you find yourself rap battling a horse skull in Wales don't worry it's normal, i guess" -sam'onella
Ahhh a person of culture
Ahh, that's a name that I haven't heard in a while.
I wouldnt be surprised if someone made a fnf mod based on that.
@@ClearlyAnAlien what?
@@ClearlyAnAlien oof, sorry, should i delete the comment?
The baby to its parents: "You have displeased me, mortals."
The mom: "Honey, call the priest, the baby's possessed again."
Dad: "Again? That's the third time this month!"
The baby is possesed by Satan call god instead
@@not_alex5487 Or call Pandemic Padre 8:07
True
You might need the scp foundation for this
@@toaster1443 yea
8:25
Fun fact: this is a hornworm, not a caterpillar. They just stay that way and eat and eat and eat and get HUGE. Also while a favorite food of many lizards, however if you use them too much, the lizards are known to get addicted and refuse all other foods.
10:40
This boss was so terrifying/powerful that Robin couldnt even show him
if you google it's name you'll understand why he couldn't
no robin IS the boss
@@gabrielacrizeldaporciuncul9124 Okay i understand now
My god
Jeez even my dog scared of it when i search it
“Oooh, I’ve never seen a bunny ride anything like that”
Rule 34 artists:
D A M N U -
NonoNONONONONO
NO GOD PLEASE NO
It is unavoidable.
*no*
“Its comin for your knee caps” the most terrifying phrase I have ever heard
snas what wisdom do you have for us today
Please no NOOOOO
It truly is
Its comin for your knee caps
@@theelusinianmysteries here’s some wisdom... when you walk it’s just falling and catching yourself over and over...
4:01 "How did you do in P.E today?"
"Good"
*Deep hellish chants*
"Not so good"
Uncle Stan has the kind of energy all slightly overweight uncles should aspire to.
It’s Gruncle to you.
Grunkle Stan after mastering his control over Bill's powers
@@rockhistoria2537 yeah
*are we sure he's dead or Are we just playing Disney?*
Periodt
Fat uncle here. Can conform that I aspire to that energy
My absolute favorite part of 2:22 is they took the time to make an A.I generated image of the child.
'i know it's the beginning of the year'
Robin, hate to break it to you but.... We've already passed 1/3 of 2021
I WAS ABOUT TO COMMENT THAT LMFAO
I literally sat here and had to process May wasn’t the edge before the middle of the year 😰
Well they record these ahead
this is a warning
exuse me waht
"So you're rap battling a horse skeleton to keep all your alcohol?"
Tabi [from FNF]: First time?
I'm happy I got this
i might make a mod out of this
I got the Tabi (EX boyfriend) mod!
That’s how Tabi really became what he is. He beat the horse skeleton.
5:12
“He’s so cute though!”
The bottom of the picture:
**several counts of murder**
Olo
@@veronicawilliamson4526 yoolo
@@veronicawilliamson4526 yoolo
@@veronicawilliamson4526 yoolo
@@SpeedDuo64. oh I love ur username and Hai!
1:58 wtf is Florida even doing at this point
2:34 I want an uncle like that
As person from Florida I can say shit is crazy but fun away to describe Florida is old people or FUCKING SEND IT
My doctor: "luffy isn't real you don't have to worry about it"
Luffy in real life: 6:00
Tru
I was like "Wait a minute......Luffy what the heck are you doing here??????"
It would be believable if it was zoro as we could just think he got lost
Proud to say that image is from the Philippines
Gomu Gomu no stamp
3:58 i laughed so hard i literally couldn’t breathe.
The Level 5 rat can only be challenged until you’re level 5. Until that, you can’t move on.
Well damn, i guess the rat owns that place then because no one has passed Level 2.
Let me at it, ima fire at it with an ak47
@@Petrovich-sh7pi your gun is a lvl 1 weapon
@@CrateOnO This has me worried to see a level 5 weapon.
@@CrateOnO Welp, guess what happened can be easily explained by reading mah name.
"Level 5 Rat" is my favorite Eldritch God.
Lol
Damien bouta swoop in and just command it to stop as he is the King of the Sewer Rats™
@@unstableturtleduck i want to hear him read the sign in the chills voice
rat: level 5
L5 rat sounds like he is the 1st boss you’d fight in a RPG
3:26 I love this, he's literally teaching birds an economic system
@Mryoshi27 4k catcher
📸🗿👌
🦵🦿
The one with the dog holding the brick is from a news article where his owner trained him to drop bricks on people who rang his doorbell.
r/Bossfight shows us the moments in life when we realize we didn’t do enough side quests
I just completed the side quest of arson. I still need "3rd degree" murder.
@Woodrow Stevens already completed. You under-estimate me, don't t you?
A real man wouldn't know what a side quest is, and I'm not one of them.
My whole life has been a side quest
Chores
If you dont do your side quests (chores)
You gonna get a boss fight
The baby in the thumbnail be like: *"Hand over the milk or your soul."*
*WHAT ABOUT BOTH*
Hand it over. That thing, your milk.
yes
Or both (:
*hE nEeD sOmE mILk*
Emkay: Gort! He's so cute though
Me: *notices Gort has several counts of murder* Yeah...cute...
What else do you think is on that list
HE. WHAT ?
@@Petrovich-sh7pi yeah, probably like chucky
Lamo
Yeah... wait what-
I love the crow gang thing, imagine if he moves somwhere and the crows follow him and keep giving him money. That'd be a stable source of income right there!
No, their method of transportation is simply having the crows on their arms and having them fly, lifting them into the air.
Crime: several counts of murder
Robin: oh how cute
As a person from Ohio, Yes, the *C O R N* is our guardian
Oh yes true true
Guardian or keeper?
@@DeepSubmerge both
Guardian*. I’m an Ohioan but at least I can spell. I guess I’m a lucky one
@@DeepSubmerge guardian
9:17: "Run!" screamed its living mouths. "Come!" cried its dead ones.
snow-lord neto
That's it. I'm turning this into an SCP
The cow at 6:39 is literally SCP-4158, AKA Big Charlie, who cannot feel pain, eats anything out in front of him, and is constantly growing above average tasting steak
For a moment I thought you were serious and was about to be like “you do realise that Big Charlie has an underdeveloped birdhead right” then I reread your comment
I never knew Robin is so cultured, the fella gave an OKAMI reference
yeah never expected that
Same, it was a pleasant surprise
Im proud of him
Let alone to the most obscure boss from it _by name_ with proper pronunciation
I clicked faster than Flosh could take my kneecaps
Just wanted to say you got 23 likes
I clicked faster then my parents dropped me as a baby
@@Junyalover u ok?
🗡️😳🔪
🦵🦵
It’s too late , look again. Your kneecaps are gone
If someone makes an actual boss fight out of Florida Man he’s bound to have at least 100 phases
Not man Florida man at least have like a thousand and that's if you're on easy mode
Florida Man is the playable character
Fool, you must fight the council of Florida Men, each on specializes in their own form of utter insanity, and should you beat them all, you will gain access to a fight with the forbidden Florida Man
Nah Florida man is the glitching npc that can’t die
the only way to defeat Florida man is to destroy all Floridians. Sadly there are 21,538,187 Floridians as of 2020 so...
"How did you do in P.E today?"
"Yay!"
analog horror music
"Awh"
No one is gonna talk about gort? It literally says that he has committed SEVERAL counts of MURDER
Why do I imagine him standing up on his hind legs and shanking someone with a knife like Roberto from Futurama?
5:10 Gort.... How tf did this cute little plush be accounted for several counts of murder??
The fact his name is Gort tho- 😂
@@Lobotamized_Lobster Ikr?? Such a cute name for a murderer
g o r t
@@yourdad8716 yes
the name gort reminded me of gorb
ASCEND!
ASCEND WITH GORB!
2:30 That's just wholesome to me. The uncle is obviously having a ton of fun with photoshop.
As a child, I got my own boss name. I liked to throw stuff out the second story window, so my name was "Destructo". They even gave me one of those employers name tags that said "Hello, My Name Is Destructo". I'd wear that to parties.
Hello Destructo
9:18 nobody:
The clothes in my closet at 3:00 am be like
Kinda the 1:45 one
@@sz2yn yes
I live in Wales so mine are kinda like 0:59
@@grawlinson4045 my guy from wales is rapping an undead rapper from the dead, he raps and taps out bit gets back up again oooooo! The under mining mothertrucka skelli boy is raping just to get the beer to drink the beer to sell the beer *to be the beer* OOOOOOO!!
like my rap?
@@justaguywhodraws Amazing 😂
I am so happy that two of my posts are featured in an EmKay video! My posts were Kicks and Speed! GreatReturning in Reddit.
Everyone have a great day!
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@@li_narii wow i never knew that
@@li_narii huh ??????
@@li_narii me too
@@li_narii so shaggy took over Mars? Good to know man
The Level 5 Rat is actually the miniboss you have to deafeat near the start to get access to the Side Quests via the Hub area, the hub area happens to be the floor the rat has claimed.
Floor 1 is Tutorials and the NPC shop, Floor 3 is Online features.
The tutorial let me keep my legendary duel axe,i dont know if im gana make it through but i will defeat the lvl.five rat.
Wish me luck.
I'm almost Level 8, hopefully then I'll have enough strength to challenge the rat
I beat it, FINALLY I CAN GO TO SIDE QUESTS AND GRIND LEVELS
@@starlii10 but then the level 50 momma rat appears
I like how chill he is while looking at the cursed images.
i feal like at least 90% of all post on this sub reddit could be a SCP
-_-
😏
The beto one got me. So fucking creepy
Yes
@Emilee Jurado oh fuck
Petition for robin to say: “what’s poppin’ it’s Robin” as his intro
Yes
No
Yes
Yes
Yes
"Y' cant come in, Y' cant come in, I aint got no wine nor any jin" first part of a song against Lwyd
how do you know that
6:45
The only thing that make me consider for a SINGLE SECOND was the word “Australia”
Damn it Robin, I was watching something and I accidentally clicked this. I better watch it now.
3:39 ۞―i̳P̳h̳o̳n̳e̳ 1̳2̳ P̳r̳o̳ G̳i̳v̳e̳a̳w̳a̳y̳―۞
➡️➡️️ 》》 ua-cam.com/video/49mwt6s95aY/v-deo.html 《《
-----------------^^-----------------
♠【﹄💖𝐊𝐋𝐈𝐊≔⫸LINK 💖﹃】 ♠みゃあこさん！ฅ( ̳• •̫ • ̳ฅ)ﾆｬﾝ !❤️ 在整個人類歷史上，強者，富人和具有狡猾特質的人捕食部落，氏族，城鎮，城市和鄉村中的弱者，無`'守和貧窮成員。然而，人類的生存意願迫使那些被拒絕，被剝奪或摧毀的基本需求的人們找到了一種生活方式，並繼續將其DNA融入不斷發展的人類社會。
說到食物，不要以為那些被拒絕的人只吃垃圾。相反，他們學會了在被忽視的肉類和蔬菜中尋找營養。他們學會了清潔，切塊，調味和慢燉慢燉的野菜和肉類，在食品市場上被忽略的部分家用蔬菜和肉類，並且學會了使用芳香的木煙（如山核桃，山核桃和豆科灌木
來調味食物煮的時候 1620874031
@@indahkhoirunnisa9865 Stfu
@@indahkhoirunnisa9865 chill dude
@@indahkhoirunnisa9865 Bap boop [I may speak beep bop but sorry, I don't speak nonexistent opinion]
Theres 2 virus links here smh
I'm glad the bigfoot hunters don't come for my kneecaps, all they ever want to do is get grainy images of me and make casts of my footprints for some reason
@Godzilla fan and i heard he is ur dad
@@djdragons69420 Does that make him Your grandfather then?
Wow ain't seen you in a while.
2:29
Uncle Stan, teach me you’re ways.
**gravity falls theme intensifies**
**Gruncle Stan’s laugh can be heard distantly**
4:08 oh that’s just Aphrodite, it might take a second for her features to fully form to your liking :)
I heard “I love the little problems this world has” COVID enters the chat
He said 'wierd'. I wish COVID was wierd, instead of humans battling animals.
1:58 Florida has some of the most extensive transparency laws in the country. So it's not that they have more craziness than the other states, it's just easier for their newspapers to find out the details that lead to these sorts of headlines.
New game idea: a game set in the current day, with you as a normal person, but you have to fight through a bunch of reddit bosses
With only items from r/itemshop
Imagine sitting in your house one evening, the fireplace is warm and you it's just cool enough to have an occasional breeze, you're wrapped in a warm blanket and enjoying a nice warm hot chocolate and then suddenly, you're rap battling a dead horse
This whole entire subreddit is just blursed images combined with cursed comments and I love it
2:44 "Don't worry he doesn't bite, he just throws bricks."
Uh Oh
Baby:*opens eyes with such intensity*
Me:"Why do I hear boss music?"
3:12 the husband talking to his wife: I told you we should’ve got an abortion
So this subreddit in a nutshell is basically;
*Dark Souls boss fight music intensifies*
The only thing that can stop this is the legend and most of the fan base knows what I'm talking about when I say this
Aren't you supposed to be containing the anomalies? Btw say hi to 682 for me will ya
@@sophiedenise he's doing that as well although I don't know when the foundation got a UA-cam account
@@Jack5628 well it all started when Dr. ■■■■ ■■■ got his job. It was ■■/■■/■■■ and it was a normal day. We are still convincing ppl that scp isn't real.
@@PatriotAnimates that didn't make it any more clear
I think I broke my lungs laughing at this one 😂 Robin has the perfect amount of fight announcer in his voice to bring this subreddit to life lmao
8:06 the perfect anime doesn't exi-
I'm straight and I still agree with this
Same
Trash
@@base21 you misspelled "great"
@@jaydenreyes1724 no im pretty sure i didnt
@@base21 You misspelled "windowsill." Did you mean "no im windowsill sure i didnt.
0:03 it coming for your kneecaps (lol)
Why as duh plane cringe?
The baby is like
*"if you give me milkies, I'll tell you the secret of this life"*
8:00 that’s a really cool drawing, would totally watch the show/read the comic
I mean same
Same
"if there's a monkey in yo neighbor hood who you gonna call"
"monke buster!"
this is what i imagine the song for the monke busters to have 6:24
6:47 I think that's Blossom. She was in the Guinness World Record for worlds tallest cow. She past in 2015. Her most biggest size was at the age of 8 years old but since cows shrink a little when they get older... but she hadn't changed to much. This is what I know about so I apologize if I said something incorrectly. (I think it's Blossom, it looks like her.)
The knee cap bandit
Cmere boy
Cmere boy
How did you know my high school nickname?
Lol
@Rechelle Castro Padayao literally shut up
8:14 that dude looks like what you'd target in a video game
2:47 " man gets arrested for teaching his dog throw brick at people ringing his doorbell " It was on EmKay recently
𒀱𒈞
4:33 this guy is a future Kingsman agent
This reddit is the definition of why do I hear boss music
Your not wrong though
Emkay: gort he looks so cute.
Below it: several counts of murder.
6:01
Luffy, it seems we have met again... This time I will collect my 100M berries...
He called luffy one kick man
Priest: ok I'm pissed Preacher:oh that's the 20th time this month
6:02 luffy: I AM GOING TO BE THE KING OF THE PROTESTERS
6:00 I love how he’s dressed like lufy (or however you spell it)
Monkey D Luffy, Former king of pirates, current king of protestors
I got hit by Flosh the kneecap bandit pretty hard when I was in the womb. I ended up growing up with an autoimmune disease that gave me over flexible kneecaps causing me to dislocate them completely about 6 times in my life so far.
EDS?
5:58 This is why you guys never mess with the protester king
the "how did you in pe today?" meme was my discord name for awhile... like the full question with the just holow face... i loved it
5:05 It's one of those damn Chaos Emeralds.
4:41
Robber: Hello there!
Zelonka: You fool! I have been trained in the Jedi arts, by Count Dooku!
Imagine seeing the Child with small telescope at midnight alone at your house with all lights off and he opens the door and you know you have to hide
1:42 the fact that it doesn't even have a torso and limbs made me use the word 'it'
What even is that thing
mom pick me up i’m scared
I need answers, what is that thing
1:43 that is terrifying. I think that kids can see ghosts ngl
It’s like that movie paranorman
I had to turn my lights on in bed after that😬😳😟
6:00
He has the opportunity to call him ‘Thigh-tama’ but did not take it. WHY!?
he has a straw hat like luffy
I just now noticed at the bottom of His Name: Gort, is
Crimes: SEVERAL ACCOUNTS OF MURDER.
It is something that belongs on surreal memes. Love the content!
9:19 Calvin and Hobbes be like
I near about shit myself when he mentioned Okami. That’s like one of my all time favorite games.
8:13 when you are a level 150 lvl wizard but have to go somewhere that requiers radiation immunity
6:00 the riot guard was not expecting that from a single kick
Uhh... Someone should tell that girl's parents that Beto is likely a spirit that has attached itself to their daughter and is not going to go away.
You mean a STAND?
@@thesleepytyrannosaurusrex297 No. Unlike in JJBA this is just about never a good thing, and there is little upside to it. Hauntings like this usually escalate, they start out innocuous, and little by little become darker and more dangerous. At first they just play regular games, gain the child's trust. And then the spirit starts saying things to the child. Suggesting things, small things. Pranks at first. New games. Little tricks. And the tricks get more and more extreme, more and more deadly, the child doesn't know any better so they don't realize they might actually hurt anyone. But the spirit is out to kill someone. Anyone. It starts telling the trusting child to play more dangerous games, both by themselves and on others. Until there's a death... the child's, someone else... Often the child gets stopped by the parent, who explains how bad what they're doing is, but the spirit is still there, whispering, but now it's being ignored, so it gets angry and violent and directly dangerous. It starts pulling more and more dangerous poltergeist-like tantrums until it manages to satisfy itself by killing someone, or is cast out by a priest or spiritualist of some kind or another.
@@GuukanKitsune nah, it's a stand alright
@@GuukanKitsune I can’t tell if this is a joke or not
@@songbird6414 It isn't. That little girl might be, or maybe was, in trouble. Why she could see Beto and the camera could, I can explain.
Everything a person sees is like a movie in a theater for the brain. And like any movie, before the big show where the conscious mind sees it, the editing crew of the subconscious mind edits the footage of everything it knows is impossible or shouldn't be there.
I call this Second Sight, and the unedited raws First Sight.
This is why ghosts show up in cameras and photos but weren't seen by people present. Cameras don't have Second Sight, they are exclusively First Sight. They just show you what was there, the naked truth. Why is it your mind doesn't edit out the ghost in the photo/recording? Because photos and recordings trick the editors. The Second Sight 'editors' only see dots of ink on photo paper or dots of color on a screen changing color or a speaker emitting random noise. Your conscious mind assembles the dots of color into images and the random noise into sounds, so it slips past your built-in censors.
You still see or hear the edited-out thing and react to it though. You just don't notice it consciously. If you have ever been somewhere and just froze up, staring at nothing for no reason, scared of an empty room against all logic? Congrats, your Second Sight is having something edited out.
Children's Second Sight needs time to develop and learn what needs editing out, so children often see with partial First Sight at any given time. That's why children see or hear ghosts and such more frequently than adults do.
Second Sight isn't just sight, it affects four of the five senses. Just not touch. Never touch. That's why adult ghost experiences are most commonly a phantom touch, slap, shove. Your mind will not edit those, because if something can touch you, it can hurt you, and needs immediate reacting to on a conscious level as a result. Ghostly sights and sounds and smells can be safely ignored.
Just thought this would be wholesome to robin - I saw 2 baby birds learning how to fly at school and came home to a baby crow learning how to fly
AWWW. Hope those birbs are soaring!
Good for the small chilbren
The boss i get to fight asks me to do dishes, laundry and other stuff.
Well that was until i snapped her neck yet im still stuck inside some iron bars.
Megachusetts just studied full math and has became math himself.
Yo, this man knows Okami and referenced it. I'm happy by that fact alone.
6:14
This is why the ancient Egyptians worshiped cats so much
4:29 the actual 5th horseman is conquest, for anyone wondering
can we just talk about the fact that at 5:12 in the vid when talking about how cute gort is, ITS SAYS "SEVERAL COUNTS OF FREEKING MURDER" AT THE BOTTOM OF THE SCREEN?!?!? WTF DID GORT DO??????