As someone who has forgotten about a bag of potatos for over a year, they don't just turn into an eldritch horror, they liquify and then congeal. And yes, it was horrifying and disgusting and I had to clean it up.
@@heyboilaxer5911 I’m bilingual and trying to be poly lingual by learning German and possibly Russian. But same, I’m mainly a latinx American. (Just know die in German means ‘the’)
@@thedeath3016 Hermit crabs don't do that. They are extremely picky about shells. They aren't just gonna choose random trash that will likely cut their soft adomens. They do this out of desperation. Without any kind of protection,They are easy prey.
Fun fact: bees don't Sting wasp when they enter there nests, instead, they all start cuddling it, so their bodyheat ads to the warmth of the wasp, wich continues until the wasp dies of heat.
13:09 These lizards shoot blood from their eyes as a defense mechanism against predators. Some species that do this are the Solomon Island Skink, Horned Lizard (which is the one in the photo), Side-Blotched Lizard, and more.
This comment made me worry another thing had died while i wasn't looking. It happens a lot, one day i am just waiting for new content, on a break or simply forgot about the thing for awhile and the next it turns out 5 years have passed and the thing is dead.
I'm just imagining that kangaroo telling his friends to hide in the bushes. "Look at this, look at this, I can scare the humans so bad, get it on video. You're recording, right?"
"Stephen King presents FOGGY MOOSE!" That legitimately sounds like something Stephen King would actually make. Especially since he practically made a book where a family is attacked by a lamp monster of all things. Ironically being one of his less crazy ideas.
I love that Lexi did this one! It was like going through a haunted house with your nicest, bravest friend holding your hand! So please don't apologise Lexi!
The „å“ in Skarsgård is spoken like an “o“ or „oh“. That’s why I’m not using my first name anymore, while living in Germany. Even after years of teaching me daily, most of my teachers weren’t able (or didn’t wanted to) to say my name.
@@ineedanewguitar6666 my name is fron Sweden (I’m half swede and German) and was born and raised in Germany. My parents thought it was a good idea to give me a typical Swedish name that Germans struggle with. 🤦🏽♀️
The wedding one was extremely sad knowing that during those scary times during the pandemic, wishing all of their families, friends, and loved ones were there, I wish the couple much love 💜
Cicada shells are super cool! I had a collection of them when I lived in Florida. Going out searching for them was a great pastime and it was always awesome to get lucky every now and again and find just one tree where a whole brood had recently emerged. They don't get enough love!
0:00 My melisaphobia(Fear if bees, Idk how to spell it): *HeY, rEmEmBeR tHaT oNe TrAuMaTiC ExPeRiEnCe YoU hAd WiTh BeEs ThAt OnE SuMmEr WhEn YoU wErE 15?!?!?* Me:**Looks twords the floor, half crying** Yes... Yes, I have bee-tsd. End me.
Me: **Pauses at **13:42**** Also me: **Contemplating if merpeople simply turned into Beluga whales to hide from humans** Help it’s like midnight here and I’m going to be awake all night thinking about this. *I didn’t sign up for an existential crisis tonight-*
“Hey there sexy I’m Lexi”
My bad day: *aight imma head out*
@@jeppepedersen7006? Bruh
@@jeppepedersen7006 stfu
Exactly.
+Jeppe Pedersen burn.
@@jeppepedersen7006 you stole all the chromosomes in town
"These manatee's legs creep me out so much."
*Alright. Keep your secrets.*
They misplaced it at 13:28 i think
I would like your comment, but you already have the exact number soo
169 POG
@@chalkywaters Oops, accidentally dropped my manatee knees somewhere in the video.
was just about to write about that
Lexi: "I don't find this terrifying at all, it's just nothing but pure, uncut art"
The art: *made by cutting a tree with a chainsaw*
I have to give up vote but I don't
Quite literally not uncut
@@kaywheel157 diderew
As someone who has forgotten about a bag of potatos for over a year, they don't just turn into an eldritch horror, they liquify and then congeal. And yes, it was horrifying and disgusting and I had to clean it up.
“What does “die” mean? Practice now!”
Me who took my German Duolingo lessons: *you have no power here*
Me who IS German: I HAVE THE HIGH GROUND
Me who is English and Spanish: *confused screech*
@@heyboilaxer5911 I’m bilingual and trying to be poly lingual by learning German and possibly Russian. But same, I’m mainly a latinx American. (Just know die in German means ‘the’)
It’s one of the words for “the”, isn’t it?
@@papairplane yee, female gendered "the"
“What’s up sexy I’m Lexi”
“I didn’t know Cats could be sexy”
Nor did I ehe
I'm guessing you've never heard of the furry fandom before
@@d4dm05 Oh shit
They shouldn't
She wasnt talking about you. The "Hey sexy im Lexi" was meant for the air around you.
That manatee's legs were too powerful for the world to withstand.
13:28
@@christophermorin9036 that's not a manatee that's a beloohoo or some sh** idk i don't watch animal planet
@@wellactuallyyeahthatsabout3325 Beluga? You were close fam, you did great
@@prxtomxn beluga meat tastes good
@@Joannebraun28 Never had it, but never thought of eating it either. Hopefully like, responsibly acquired meat??
13:11
This is literally just used to scare off predators
yes indeed it is.
No they're blood is toxic af
@@the_bad_signal9034 😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮
“Tim Burton Pogo Stick” is one of the best things I’ve heard today.
I loved hearing "lumberjack igloo", made my day 😂
Same
I just came down to comment the same thing 😂
Ommfg riiiight 🙌🏽🤣🥰🙌🏽
I disagree. "Agressively Welsh"
"That went five minute crafts real fast" and "Tim Burton pogo stick" are two phrases which I want to be able to use more often.
That hermit crab with the baby doll head is actually really sad. That means it couldn't find a shell and had to resort to trash :(
Or it found the doll head and decided it likes it much better than a shell
@@thedeath3016 Hermit crabs don't do that. They are extremely picky about shells. They aren't just gonna choose random trash that will likely cut their soft adomens. They do this out of desperation. Without any kind of protection,They are easy prey.
@@spookydooky666 So they are doing it to feed off the fear of their enemies.;)
I can’t find it
@@liamagard8805 4:39
1:19
Does anyone agree that that bridge looks cool as HELL?
3:20
*Springlock suits intensify*
YES 3:20
"What's up sexy, I'm Lexi"
Me: *the ladybug is happier now*
Lol
We need more people like you to be out in the world
@@khristian4340 well, i thank you greatly
This is wholesome
XD
Fun fact: bees don't Sting wasp when they enter there nests, instead, they all start cuddling it, so their bodyheat ads to the warmth of the wasp, wich continues until the wasp dies of heat.
How am I not dead...
They vibrate so fast they deep-fry the wasp
i already knew that!
@@megaloMemes deep-fried wasp
@@shadowedsorrows mmmm tasty
Lexi is just too wholesome to find things scary.
Whos Lexi? .-. Mustve skipped
@LookedLoose oh :-:
the shield to fear is wholesomeness
redditor
@@samplesauce5391 tiktoker
The dory nightlight just says "Every moment you are not swimming, I am only getting closer" and yeah that's terrifying
13:48 "honey, you know you shouldnt piss so close to the lake, but it was funny so i took a picture"
"by the lake? babe, i went into the woods"
Omg
Hahahahahaha 😂😂😂
I just got deja vu.
*uh oh*
R/twosentincehorror
As a Welsh person, my pantry has been raided about 6 times in my life.
It is horrifying
:)
bruh its final im moving to wherever Welsh people live-
@Panther_Soldier I think it's from the North valleys, but idk. Seems like a northern Welsh thing
I’m terrible at rhyming, so I’d just give up
Sorry
Lexi saying "what's up sexy, I'm Lexi" is the only thing keeping me alive.
Brazil: "having a nice night"
the moon: Imma about to end this man's whole career
"Pure uncut art"
The art: Is literally made from cutting a tree
Maybe he meant video editing wise
I like your pfp
Your pfp belongs in this subreddit
@@gggg-hq4td Obviously. The comment was just a pun/play of words
Your profile fits this subreddit
Lexi’s “What’s up sexy I’m Lexi” makes me feel powerful :)
Nice pfp
@@Dr4gon_k1tties Tysm! I love urs as well ❤️
Me with my weird pfp:
You are
@Green Man me with no pfp
👁👄👁
“Who is biting blankets?”
My dog literally just looked up when they said that lol
13:09 These lizards shoot blood from their eyes as a defense mechanism against predators. Some species that do this are the Solomon Island Skink, Horned Lizard (which is the one in the photo), Side-Blotched Lizard, and more.
"So many jellybeans" is the most oddly adorable thing Emkay has ever said and I love it
Wait what happened to the manatee legs?
13:27 is where it got moved
Me: *see's r/oddlyterrifieing and is scared*
Lexi: "What's up sexy, I'm Lexi!"
Me: *visible happiness*
Honestly Lexi's voice makes me smile.
Same :)
No shit hes the god of voices.
*WHAT IF*
@@christian-wines9256 :o
Yeah
"These Manatee's legs creep me out so much"
(Immediately moves on to next item with no ellaboration)
Pov:your looking through the comments only to find out that everyone is just talking about how lexi makes them happy
@whitty how tall are u
@@NyanCatzzz You are asking Whitty all the right questions.
@@NyanCatzzz important question right here
Whitty prolly sleeps at afternoons
@@NyanCatzzz bruh
1:30 Child: "They're here"
Parent: "Who's here?"
Child: "The -TV- wood people"
redditor
Ah achievement get the tv people controller
4:09 "your chances of getting killed by a bunch of frogs is low, but never 0"
Just wait until the sacrifice you to the frog lord
A ladybug covered in dew is actually really cute
Dwight talking about his internet:
“His name is garbage”
@Canon Underswap Sans yes lol
Nice
redditor
@@samplesauce5391 U are redditor=u are god
@@MAYBEIAMFLY yeah okay redditor
I can’t be the only one to think the baby bees look adorable. Maybe I’m just looking at it different
Nah they're adorable
Ikr
i think their cute
ikr
There yummy🙂
"The hell is this Tim Burton Pogo Stick"
That's all
I'm just dead now
100th like
Well dang
@@jocelynndotson7273 I need that Tim Burton pogo stick lol
8:04 Cicadatron, guardian of all cicadas and destroyer of eardrums
"i used to be a cow"
"oh"
I loved that series lol
@Mono I would never forget
They are still great
The asdf movies will always stay in out hearts.
This comment made me worry another thing had died while i wasn't looking. It happens a lot, one day i am just waiting for new content, on a break or simply forgot about the thing for awhile and the next it turns out 5 years have passed and the thing is dead.
THROW THE *CHEEEEESE!!*
Lexi:"Whats up Sexy Im Lexi"
Me: "Don't give me hope"
“Don’t do that. Don’t give me hope.”
Oh hey there, William Afton, didn't know *child murderers* were fans of emkay videos
@@firstnamelastname4224 Oh you didn't?
@@redacted2740 Nope
please dont
When Lexi said a tree carved by a chainsaw artist was "pure UNCUT art." 🤣😂🤣
10:00 "it gets longer the more you have to pee" that got me
When Lexi is so funny you can’t help but laugh, but it also hurts to laugh: “hahaha- ow hahaha ow hahaha ow I need to stop laughing.”
Wisdom teeth removed?
Bone hurting juice
oh no, i'm sorry
@@TheLexikitty hi Lexi! You're my favorite narrator on the channel
I just love the lowkey burn..."that went 5-minute crafts real fast". How do you even come up with that🤣
grandma approved
Bruh that’s a speedy grandma approve
Grandma
Grandster!
Fast grandma
Grandma can I have a cookie
At this point I JUST KNOW IMEDETLY what Lexis voice sounds like
5:40
13:29
That manatee was apparently so terrifying we needed a whole 8 minutes of warning ahead of time.
king crimson
@@EMan-me8om yes
@@EMan-me8om King Crimson requiem allows you to skip 8 whole minutes of the video
I'm just imagining that kangaroo telling his friends to hide in the bushes. "Look at this, look at this, I can scare the humans so bad, get it on video. You're recording, right?"
That vocal work on "Enter, friend... we are all Children of GOD..." was fucking amazing. You kick ass, Lexi.
awww, thank you so much!
0:57 *bear attacks*
Hunter: "thank you. Now pay."
Bear: *smh talks* "for what?"
Hunter: "for the accupuncture therapy."
That nine hour pizza is now charcoal. You could literally set it on fire and use the heat to cook another pizza.
stonks
04:18 Ok, but can we appreciate how amazingly talented that man is?
yea he played a great dr robotnik
Indeed, that guy is pure talent
@@jospantostado5406 🙃
"Stephen King presents FOGGY MOOSE!"
That legitimately sounds like something Stephen King would actually make. Especially since he practically made a book where a family is attacked by a lamp monster of all things. Ironically being one of his less crazy ideas.
Wanna know something unnerving?
Close to where I live, there is a Funeral Home...right next to a Butcher Shop.
Good night everybody
Lexi narrating this subreddit is just- *chefs kiss*
Mmmmuuaah?
@@arq2565 yes, exactly.
I love that Lexi did this one! It was like going through a haunted house with your nicest, bravest friend holding your hand! So please don't apologise Lexi!
awww yay
Ikr
Finally, my afternoon became better when I heard Lexi’s voice. She is definitely my favorite.
Wait what are their pronouns?
@@luv2yuko she/her
@@lemoncoffee9547 thanks
@@lemoncoffee9547 oh ok!
Ikr
4:11 Chain-chomps are already terrifying as they are, we don’t need something even more terrifying.
"tim burton pogo stick" god i just choked on my pizza lmao-
hahaha glad you enjoyed
As a Welshman i can confirm that these stuff are a normal day here
Even when she has to face terrible scary things she makes it funny and cute
Funny as hell
Pretty sure that is a guy.
@@Mememachinei nope!
@@Mememachinei do you even Lexi, bro?
@@Mememachinei Shes trans. That means 𝗦𝗛𝗘 was born male but IS a girl.
Edit: Or the reverse but lexi was born male.
Lexi: wait who’s biting blankets?!?
Me with a blanket in my mouth : MRPPPHHH
The " T H E R I T U A L H A S B E G U N " make me fall of my chair.
Bro straight up cod zombies match
dude needs to become a voice actor
that line was perfect af
Me too
he is how I say it in cursed words:ÞHƏ ŘĮÞÛÆŁ HƧ BƏĞÛŇ
@@ian09srb26 thanks for recommending mate.
Lexi: “Hello, I used to be a cow”
Me, and asdf fan: ONE OF US
O N E O F U S
Ｏｎｅ ｏｆ ｕｓ
O N E O F U S
O N E O F *U S*
ONE OF US!
“Children are terrifying. Children are just terrifying”
-Lexie 2021
''That went 5 minute crafts real fast'' now I need help getting up off the floor
Ok 1:08. It's either a horrifying beak on a human, or Voldemort vomiting out a large, broken Frisbee, *AND I DON'T KNOW WHICH IS WORSE.*
Niether do i...
"-wait, who is biting blankets?"
Well you see, usually its pillows, but a blanket works too
I'm Welsh and I love that you don't usually hear about us in normal subreddits but in this one were all over
2:06 THE HELL IS THIS TIM BURTON POGO STICK?!
- another favorite quote
As a hobby beekeeper, I just have to say that I actually DO think those babies are adorable.
5:12 it's so funny seeing horror monster actors in their costumes, it's like they contracted an SCP to record the movie.
"Oh that got really 5 minute crafts real fast!" Lovely
1:35 lexi: “Wait who’s biting blankets!?” Sometimes I do that
What?
I thought it was a cat.
@Mother Russia out of context
Don't babies? XD
okay but w h y
The „å“ in Skarsgård is spoken like an “o“ or „oh“. That’s why I’m not using my first name anymore, while living in Germany. Even after years of teaching me daily, most of my teachers weren’t able (or didn’t wanted to) to say my name.
Where is your name from?
Wait, so like "Scar's gourd"?
Or "Scar's go-erd"?
I can't seem to put the oh and R together...
@@ineedanewguitar6666 my name is fron Sweden (I’m half swede and German) and was born and raised in Germany. My parents thought it was a good idea to give me a typical Swedish name that Germans struggle with. 🤦🏽♀️
"Who is biting blankets?"
Should we tell her?
@@PeelingCeiling35
that would be a cat biting the blanket, lolz
Her?
@@sjorsweening5968 Lexi is a she, yes
@@JuliusCaesar2005 hell no that's a man
@@sjorsweening5968 you can tell urself that, but that won't make it any more true, will it :]?
Lexi: What’s up sexy? I’m Lexi!
My self esteem: 📈📈📈
The cicada army would actually be something that I'd do as a kid, even as an 18 year old..
5:39
"These manatee's legs creep me out so much"
...
" *SkUlL MakEuP bY-* "
never got to see creepy manatee legs :(
@Nicole lookoutmare Tis' but a shame 😔
13:21 i think
7:56 i want a whole audio book in this voice
The nice thing about the long hallway to the toilet, you don't have to worry about someone peeping in on you, they'd have to walk that long way
The wedding one was extremely sad knowing that during those scary times during the pandemic, wishing all of their families, friends, and loved ones were there, I wish the couple much love 💜
(Ladybug covered in dew)
me for no reason: *heh forbidden raspberry*
Honestly in my opinion, that irl chain chomp looked really cool.
I'm a snake lover so what I saw at 9:42 made my jaw drop. I knew they could get big but damn, that's awesome! I guess my name's fitting right now.
Town stalked by 2m tall, 95 kilo kangaroo.
Me an Aussie: Thats just a regular tuesday
Not an expert, but that sounds more like an average Friday to me.
i guess you could call it... a roos-day (ill see meself out)
Knowing how Lexi does the readings & everything like that from her own channel, makes me appreciate how she's able to do so much by doing very little
Cicada shells are super cool! I had a collection of them when I lived in Florida. Going out searching for them was a great pastime and it was always awesome to get lucky every now and again and find just one tree where a whole brood had recently emerged. They don't get enough love!
i hate them, they make me sick lol
What areas do search in I have two and have been looking for more but can’t ever find any.
0:00
My melisaphobia(Fear if bees, Idk how to spell it):
*HeY, rEmEmBeR tHaT oNe TrAuMaTiC ExPeRiEnCe YoU hAd WiTh BeEs ThAt OnE SuMmEr WhEn YoU wErE 15?!?!?*
Me:**Looks twords the floor, half crying** Yes...
Yes, I have bee-tsd. End me.
11:28 Me who likes Trevor Henderson's art and creatures: WAIT A MINUTE
I think long horse had to much alcohol
HAHAHAHA
Long horse
Long horse but it's short and human lol
Short Human
0:33 oh hey didn’t expect to see prince Phillip right now
This aged badly
“What’s up sexy, I’m Lexi!”
Me who has gender dysphoria and insecurities: u did not 🥺
Same
Lexi is by far my fave narrator I love her so much XD
3:00 "Just keep swimming" more like "Just keep running for your life"
Me: **Pauses at **13:42****
Also me: **Contemplating if merpeople simply turned into Beluga whales to hide from humans**
Help it’s like midnight here and I’m going to be awake all night thinking about this.
*I didn’t sign up for an existential crisis tonight-*
…
……………………………………………….…………………………….………………. ………………………………………………………………….
9:33 "Or a squiddle, name pending"
Might have to check with Andrew Hussie for that one chief
hello fellow homestuck
Stephen King presents: FOGYMOOSE
that part caught me off guard and it made me laugh
SO HARD that i almost cried laughing LMAOOO IT WAS HILARIOUS 6:36
“I died for you sins. Time for you to for yours!”
"I wouldnt be reaching for home defence, I would be making sure I didnt leave my copy of the necronomicon open" something you want to tell us Lexi?
i deny everything
Does everyone else love Lexi? She's my favorite of the EmKay crew! (I love you all equally, Lexi just makes me extra happy!)
aw thanku
Wait..- is- is lexi not a boy..-? Or r u talking about just every lexi in general..?
@@iliketoeatbricks Lexi is transgender I believe, I may be wrong though.
@@ariesgrill4999 trans
@@iliketoeatbricks Lexi is a trans Woman, meaning Lexi was born a male but is actually a female :D
0:37 Rectification :
Get out of Gollum's swamp, I am searching for my preciouuuussss !!
6:00 Damn, Yoda’s ketamine addiction really got to him.