Trying to Heal the Sick Man of Europe but I'm Not a Good Doctor - Victoria 3

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  • @xycrypt
    @xycrypt 2 роки тому +674

    I'm really glad that you've opted in for this voiceover style of video instead of the Let's Play kind of style. It really sets your content apart from other PDX youtubers and I really enjoy it.

    • @guyfromcollege
      @guyfromcollege  2 роки тому +159

      Glad you like them!

    • @512TheWolf512
      @512TheWolf512 2 роки тому +39

      @@guyfromcollege having a pleasant, intrinsically mocking tone of voice also helps

  • @viotrx
    @viotrx 2 роки тому +319

    "The supreme art of war is to have superior soldier, general traits and racism"
    Sun Tzu - The Art of War

    • @Njuregen
      @Njuregen Рік тому +6

      Also Chinese human wave trumps science

    • @florians9949
      @florians9949 3 місяці тому

      Your soldiers are going to dight better if they hate the enemies on a personal level. Look how well it worked out with the N(canceled).

    • @azlanadil3646
      @azlanadil3646 2 місяці тому

      @@Njuregen The Korean War in a nutshell.

    • @simonnachreiner8380
      @simonnachreiner8380 23 дні тому

      There actually is a tactical and strategic advantage. Your soldiers are exponentially more likely to get PTSD if they empathize with the enemy, you can't empathize with someone you don't even see as human.

  • @agelomarston851
    @agelomarston851 2 роки тому +263

    It's that guy from college

    • @wetplant1748
      @wetplant1748 2 роки тому +17

      It's that man from university

    • @Ahria256
      @Ahria256 2 роки тому +11

      It's that hom sapien from the educational institution

    • @donpollo3154
      @donpollo3154 2 роки тому +8

      It is the particular male individual from a higher education facility

    • @Ballsackbaron
      @Ballsackbaron Рік тому +3

      The individual who originates from the educational institutions

    • @UberChargeGaming-ek4nm
      @UberChargeGaming-ek4nm Рік тому +5

      The distinguished gentle who partakes in educational prowess

  • @memazov6601
    @memazov6601 2 роки тому +281

    Guys college didn't lose he purposely lost to show mercy to his enemies

  • @brandonplayz442
    @brandonplayz442 2 роки тому +31

    waltuh... put your genshin impact away waltuh... we need to save the ottoman empire waltuh

  • @kenoby2330
    @kenoby2330 2 роки тому +79

    It is so annoying having 10x better troops than your enemy, but they just have more troops and they somehow win EVERY battle

    • @MarioSanchezAbelenda
      @MarioSanchezAbelenda 2 роки тому +26

      @@solbergsindre not really, in CK3 you can absolutely beat a bigger army by having better quality and countering the enemy. Hell, there is even a Florryworry stream (the EU4 streamer) in which he made a campaign with only knights. He reformed catolicism to let people be monk fighters and owning only 2 provinces he had 16 knights with a lot of buffs, which managed to beat an army of 3.5k levies and 1 men at arms regiment.

    • @sirllamaiii9708
      @sirllamaiii9708 Рік тому +2

      That's just how the ottomans won battles irl lmao

    • @simonnachreiner8380
      @simonnachreiner8380 23 дні тому

      @MarioSanchezAbelenda
      Ok that's actually stupid. With number ratios like that you could literally bury the knights under a tide of bodies.
      Fun little story. During the Roman campaigns in gaul they encountered gauls armed in full plate they couldn't pierce with the gladius. Wanna know what they did? Literally Dogpiled the poor guys and waited until they brought in pickaxes to open the armor and guts of the screaming gauls like the world's loudest can of sardines.
      I'm down to say with a large tech advantage it's easy to win 10 to 1 but unless you've got machine guns and artillery you aren't winning 100+ to 1.

  • @jamesflynn6827
    @jamesflynn6827 2 роки тому +11

    Victoria 2 40 British vs 300 Chinese troops: Haha they're slaughtering themselves
    Victoria 3 300 Chinese line infantry with basic artillery and nothing else vs 40 British squad infantry, with scouts, siege artillery, flame throwers and field hospitals: 把我们的血肉, 筑成我们新的长城!

  • @chkelly17
    @chkelly17 2 роки тому +77

    These videos are really fun to watch ngl you must love doing them

    • @guyfromcollege
      @guyfromcollege  2 роки тому +25

      Yeah it's a really great hobby right now

  • @pekicodex6233
    @pekicodex6233 2 роки тому +40

    ThatGuy: "I have been treating the sick man of Europe, the Ottomans."
    "And now they're feeling better, right?"
    ThatGuy: "......"
    *"... They're feeling better, right??"*

  • @jacobsutton567
    @jacobsutton567 2 роки тому +31

    I only checked out your content because of Bo, but I'm so glad I did. I've already binged all of your videos. Keep up the great work!

  • @Koupip
    @Koupip 2 роки тому +24

    Relatable man. I was playing as algeria managed to kick the french out which triggered a hidden function (bug?) In the game where every single euro nation would embargo me over and over and over again so it killed my economy and made the people in my country leave which killed my economy faster and made more people leave. Then my computer mysteriously stopped working and has a huge dent in it from where i punched it

    • @mikeantony252
      @mikeantony252 2 роки тому +13

      Honestly realistic. The same thing happened when Haiti kicked France out.

    • @thenutella8846
      @thenutella8846 3 місяці тому +2

      ​@@mikeantony252historically accurate bugs.

  • @mattiamagnano9758
    @mattiamagnano9758 2 роки тому +16

    This reminds me when me and my sister tried to fix the ottomans and basulycally made it in the last 7 months to complete the needed tanziamat. After that we immediately went bankrupt

    • @thenutella8846
      @thenutella8846 3 місяці тому

      The game was rigged from the start. 😔 🔫

  • @tortera101
    @tortera101 2 роки тому +30

    Your videos are really good college! Your storytelling video style feels unique to paradox channels, glad to see your channel succeding!

  • @bubbanator79
    @bubbanator79 2 роки тому +28

    now this is a certified college classic

  • @aidanlowery6242
    @aidanlowery6242 Рік тому +1

    "I am a sultan! I am a sultan! I am- I am a sultan, Queen Victoria! I am a sultan!"

  • @josh_von_boi5743
    @josh_von_boi5743 2 роки тому +92

    Honestly I want you to play Austria. Not because I'm Austrian (I am) but It would also be challenging because you border some global powers which will make your options harder
    PS. Your doing a great job keep it up

    • @mackosmirgl
      @mackosmirgl 2 роки тому +5

      What I found interesting from playing Austria is one simple fact: the only real enemy is inside your borders. You can become a powerhouse, but defeating the aristocracy and the church, which is basically restructuring the whole society from the bottom, is something that takes time, way more time than reforming other countries (with the exception of Russia, either they are just as difficult or I just suck in internal matters).

    • @Ahria256
      @Ahria256 2 роки тому +3

      @@mackosmirgl so basically like real life?

    • @LP-ow4hw
      @LP-ow4hw 2 роки тому +3

      Really easy to form mega Germany and becoming number 1 relatively fast, just cripple prussa by releasing pommerania and other states with the help of the Russians/French in the leadership play and you can immediately start the nation formation play after they lose their GP status

    • @mackosmirgl
      @mackosmirgl 2 роки тому +1

      @@Ahria256 Pretty much. 😃

    • @pendantairplane
      @pendantairplane 2 роки тому +1

      @@mackosmirgl Meh, for me all I did was remove the landowners from the government and speedrun all the laws that limit their political strength. In the end, I only had to face a revolution that only had one state, and got the inteligencia at like 40% strength in only a few years

  • @connortaylor8609
    @connortaylor8609 Рік тому +3

    I typically go after the two Egypt goals, the resistance one and the bureaucracy. I’ve found those are easier and faster.

  • @sandstorm9305
    @sandstorm9305 2 роки тому +5

    Dr. House is the only one who could cure the Ottoman Empire

  • @aperson6000
    @aperson6000 2 роки тому +10

    Title of the vid: Healing the sick man of Europe
    Me being sick in the USA: Aw man I don’t want a sore throat and a cough, and we don’t have free health care, oh well, too bad

    • @crafterrium8724
      @crafterrium8724 2 роки тому +10

      was that an attempt at humor

    • @Ahria256
      @Ahria256 2 роки тому +1

      @@crafterrium8724 that was humor

  • @florians9949
    @florians9949 3 місяці тому

    The Ottomans: *breath*
    Austria: so you have chosen, death?

  • @vadertrap6535
    @vadertrap6535 2 роки тому +5

    The Healthy and In shape man of europe

  • @MenkoDany
    @MenkoDany 2 роки тому +3

    08:22 ahahahah
    Republicans: *We love slavery*
    Democrats: 👏more👏female👏slave👏owners👏

  • @unifiedhorizons2663
    @unifiedhorizons2663 2 роки тому +1

    6:27 the muslim turks boarder soldiers be like what was that?!
    austriahungry: i wasn't even trying!
    ottermen sultan: um 10000 men were k1lled!
    austriahungry: yes!

  • @rzu1474
    @rzu1474 2 роки тому +1

    Well, that's what happens when you try to map paint...

  • @Cmoehlman12
    @Cmoehlman12 2 роки тому +2

    Corn laws make the ottomans so much easier cause you can easily pass las ze pieff or whatever the fuck that law is

  • @unifiedhorizons2663
    @unifiedhorizons2663 2 роки тому +1

    ottermens being invaded and losing there own country
    ottermens find we'll take ciyro
    edgpy confusion screaming

  • @l.s.9095
    @l.s.9095 2 роки тому +1

    "You never adressed the Armenian Question, thats proabably why your Empire failed in the end. Inflicting horrible things against ethnic minorities is always the right thing to do!"
    -Some Turkish Nationalist

  • @longestman7995
    @longestman7995 2 роки тому +3

    College where is the you and Swimmy Co-op? You guys always work so well together

  • @vigilantScrivener
    @vigilantScrivener 2 роки тому

    I tried picking a fight with Greece too soon and learned very quickly why the Ottoman’s didn’t repeat that mistake again.

  • @dutch7985
    @dutch7985 2 роки тому +3

    damn gotta do it now
    COUGH FIRST

  • @persianguy3081
    @persianguy3081 2 місяці тому

    Ngl the House tumbnail got me in this video

  • @Pot_png
    @Pot_png 2 роки тому +2

    this is such unique content, please make more vicky 3 stuff!

  • @HochundDeutschyapster
    @HochundDeutschyapster 2 роки тому +1

    College can you make the sick man of europe into the thick man of europe?

  • @Т1000-м1и
    @Т1000-м1и 2 роки тому +1

    Victoria 3 is more Hoi4 then Vicky 2

  • @largerpizza190
    @largerpizza190 2 роки тому +2

    I recognize your voice like bad 😄
    Videos are absolutely awesome!!

  • @medicman4444
    @medicman4444 2 роки тому

    very much enjoyed the ride on this one and loved the unxpected twit at the end ! whoda thunk it!

  • @user-yz7dr2yh3i
    @user-yz7dr2yh3i 2 роки тому

    You declared bankruptcy at the historical date 😂

  • @KurtGodel-po3zl
    @KurtGodel-po3zl 2 роки тому

    Love this video format. Thank you, College

  • @reeman2.0
    @reeman2.0 2 роки тому +3

    i didn't know that was what propertied women meant, i thought it meant women ARE property....

    • @JesusChrist-bx8ge
      @JesusChrist-bx8ge 2 роки тому +4

      Yea, I thought the same.

    • @simonnachreiner8380
      @simonnachreiner8380 23 дні тому

      Seriously. During the time period of the game women were literally considered property of their families or husbands and yet the game immediately jumps to debating them being able to outright own property.

  • @goldenvex1
    @goldenvex1 2 роки тому +1

    Loving the new videos and the voiceover format.

  • @ethanyeung6216
    @ethanyeung6216 2 роки тому +3

    You are an excellent storyteller. I hope you never get better at video games.

    • @ethanyeung6216
      @ethanyeung6216 2 роки тому +2

      Why didn't you back down against qing lmao

  • @gemmasterian4496
    @gemmasterian4496 2 роки тому +3

    Zazed a vid from College less goo

  • @TheJoshman01
    @TheJoshman01 4 дні тому

    Every time I watch I victoria 3 video, it reminds me how bad it is, and how much better victoria 2 was.

  • @joshua6287
    @joshua6287 2 роки тому

    Your narration style is hilarious

  • @footballeratilla
    @footballeratilla Рік тому

    Lol I enjoyed this campaign, your voice makes it more entertaining 😄 👏

  • @ThePrussian46
    @ThePrussian46 Рік тому

    I didn’t know if this game, but it looks good

  • @michaelbull1617
    @michaelbull1617 2 роки тому

    when your economy starts to require high-level pops, how do you know if you have enough education?

    • @mikeantony252
      @mikeantony252 2 роки тому

      I’m pretty sure U just gotta build universities as they give qualifications

  • @corporalsilver6981
    @corporalsilver6981 2 роки тому

    Nice video. I was wondering why I never saw any of your stuff beforehand.

  • @sahilhossain8204
    @sahilhossain8204 2 роки тому

    Lore of Trying to Heal the Sick Man of Europe but I'm Not a Good Doctor momentum 100

  • @amossebastian3749
    @amossebastian3749 2 роки тому +1

    Hey college you’re my favorite UA-camr for Vic 3 and I was wondering if you could do a vid on Italy

  • @Cat_DeGaulle
    @Cat_DeGaulle 4 місяці тому +2

    Bro thinks hes house _😭😭😭_

  • @gniewkoneyman1084
    @gniewkoneyman1084 2 роки тому

    thank you mr college for the video

  • @FeZe1997
    @FeZe1997 2 роки тому

    great video man. also too bad that you can't be a great power if you don't have your own market

  • @EuBeboMachorade2
    @EuBeboMachorade2 Рік тому

    With the recent updates to the game, you might want to try Ottos again; it would be way easier

  • @nooneinparticular9837
    @nooneinparticular9837 2 роки тому

    They really need to fix the AI like i've never seen a unified Prussia, Italy and a US spanning the continent. In fact in almost all my games the US couldn't even defeat the CSA.

  • @badmouth1542
    @badmouth1542 2 роки тому +3

    I had no idea College had a channel until like a week ago

  • @linox5049
    @linox5049 2 роки тому +1

    You are a fantastic Cocktor.

  • @flopus7
    @flopus7 2 роки тому

    I too, have had my game forcibly uninstalled by the Qing menace

  • @barbarosbozkurt758
    @barbarosbozkurt758 2 роки тому +1

    I'm playing Ottomans in Civ VI and hear me out. Ottomans aren't the sick man in my game. 4 consecutive ages of golden era, Ottoman Australia exists (The whole continent is mine). Ottoman Americas, Ottoman West Africa (Konya's here) and The whole europe has turning to me. I've had 8 cities rebel from their owners and joined me. Ottomans are glorious

  • @Walterdecarvalh0100
    @Walterdecarvalh0100 2 роки тому +1

    College when will you react to more of whatifalthist's videos. His stuff is pretty spicy.

  • @tragarts
    @tragarts 2 роки тому

    title: "im not a good doctor"
    dawg u from college man

  • @badchukun
    @badchukun 2 роки тому +1

    you should try to play as Hungary once if you didnt do that yet (i feel like us Hungarians are not well known in the world for good things that is)

  • @dumbledax1040
    @dumbledax1040 2 роки тому

    Dr house in a college video? Don’t mind if I do!
    (also please do Byzantium at some point)

  • @JFKennedy63
    @JFKennedy63 2 роки тому

    Hey are you that fella from SOO Optimization?

  • @zaboomafool1911
    @zaboomafool1911 2 роки тому

    Being bigoted gives bonus to offense, thank you PDX. I feel like it should give a positive and a negative, like the reckless trait in CK3

  • @DominionSorcerer
    @DominionSorcerer 2 роки тому

    When will we get to see you turn the Ratdom of Denmark into a righteous and global empire?

  • @ESG1
    @ESG1 2 роки тому

    Keep em coming!

  • @derock78videos5
    @derock78videos5 2 роки тому

    great video man love the content

  • @abogaymer69
    @abogaymer69 2 роки тому

    Loving your Vicky 3 videos

  • @pedronabais1456
    @pedronabais1456 2 роки тому

    ok there were some big mistakes in the campaign that doomed it more than the hbuga
    1-you barely increased the construction sectorso you would never spike in gdp
    2- you didnt industrialize strong enough, besides increasing gdp industrializing its really gold to shift the political scene as building factories make the capitalist and inteligencia stronger so you want ot avoid getting too many farma and more factories in the early game, specially in the capital where pops have more political strengh, and of stack factories for bonuses
    also when i played the ottomans i didnt go for the batallion missions as its just too costly, i cant remember which ones i did but 250 batallions in the early game will run you dry
    3- increase taxes, they should bw on high if not vwry high until the mid to late wgame when you have 2k or 3k constructuon
    4-after industrializing try puppet open border nationa sp they will pump you of immigrants, in my otto game bc buggy mess the us was in a permanent peace/war with the csa so their economy went to shit Nd i was able to make a costum unions with them, i must have gotten like 20M americans accros the 15 years b4 they left the union

  • @kershrekvongayburg2802
    @kershrekvongayburg2802 2 роки тому

    What are the names of the songs used btw?

  • @francoisxx1766
    @francoisxx1766 2 роки тому +1

    Bro speaks well

  • @fence03
    @fence03 2 роки тому

    WHY DO YOU NEED 5 CANALS? HOW DO THEY ALL FIT?

    • @guyfromcollege
      @guyfromcollege  2 роки тому

      Through Ottoman Engineering of course

    • @fence03
      @fence03 2 роки тому

      @@guyfromcollege magic!

  • @grigss3027
    @grigss3027 2 роки тому +1

    Yo chief what mods are you using because your game looks 10x better than mine

    • @guyfromcollege
      @guyfromcollege  2 роки тому +6

      Mods Used:
      Anbeeld's Revision of AI
      Visual Methods
      One Outliner to Rule Them All
      Best War
      Dense Trade Routes Tab
      Dense Market Details
      Construction Queue with States
      Complete Pop List
      No American Colonization of Canada
      Production Method Auto Conversion
      Visible Good Shortages

    • @grigss3027
      @grigss3027 2 роки тому +1

      @@guyfromcollege thanks man, hope your channel takes off like bo's did

  • @andrei19238
    @andrei19238 2 роки тому

    i have no idea how this game works

  • @anthonyscott1997
    @anthonyscott1997 2 роки тому

    It's probably Lupus.

  • @rockmansteve5565
    @rockmansteve5565 2 роки тому

    Love your content

  • @L_Brah
    @L_Brah 2 роки тому

    Another great video!

  • @cyruzthevirus101
    @cyruzthevirus101 2 роки тому

    You won in the other direction

  • @ScoopityWoop89
    @ScoopityWoop89 2 роки тому

    Ah yes the power of racism really does win the battles

  • @Ashina_03
    @Ashina_03 2 роки тому

    songs used?

  • @geoDB.
    @geoDB. 2 роки тому

    Is this vanilla Vic3?

  • @turtletown456
    @turtletown456 2 місяці тому

    12:44 russia in almost any war ever

  • @mariodebord7549
    @mariodebord7549 2 роки тому

    italia next slime

  • @larsfackendahl2344
    @larsfackendahl2344 2 роки тому

    college post feet

  • @tozeken
    @tozeken 2 роки тому

    11:30 Liz Truss moment

  • @ZAR556
    @ZAR556 2 роки тому

    yeah,,
    still need more DLCs

  • @Redprince1900
    @Redprince1900 2 роки тому

    Man the Austrian’s were your greatest hater this game

  • @TheMarashian
    @TheMarashian 2 роки тому

    Love the content as a Turkish Viewer

  • @iseeyou5061
    @iseeyou5061 2 роки тому

    How the hell you get bankrutpt multiple times? Oh you're not consumption tax enough and just tax the populace more and increase social mobility

  • @Elykar
    @Elykar 2 роки тому

    Top Atatürk gameplay.

  • @youneshamou8614
    @youneshamou8614 2 роки тому

    Play as algeria

  • @jacobbaker7763
    @jacobbaker7763 2 роки тому

    Love Dr House

  • @schmoorfderschmied1763
    @schmoorfderschmied1763 2 роки тому

    Tgat has been fun.

  • @mete7570
    @mete7570 2 роки тому

    he is a coctor

  • @jrfox18
    @jrfox18 2 роки тому

    funny guy. I like video and go watch more!

  • @noob_da_game4015
    @noob_da_game4015 2 роки тому

    damn this game always crash huh

  • @medicman4444
    @medicman4444 2 роки тому

    alsop tube must have unsubbed me already fixed it
    #

  • @officertastic9612
    @officertastic9612 2 роки тому

    Maga make Ankara great again

  • @ДмитроПрищепа-д3я
    @ДмитроПрищепа-д3я 2 місяці тому

    Damn, vicky 3 war mechanics are still a joke