@edithdlp8045, a friend of mine once asked me, "Why do you always do the dishes?" I said, "Because you're going home to a wife that hates you. When you leave, my wife and I are going to make a mess out of the bed sheets!" It's about doing my part. Everyone is happier that way.
Isn't this kind of a "you fly, I'll buy" scenario? Whoever cooks, the other person washes the dishes... I usually find a way to wash everything while cooking.
Back in my day, we called them nickels! And they were worth more! We used to get a loaf of bread, four cups of coffee, and two tickets to the picture show for that! I tell ya! That Chaplin was a real gas!
I'm a female & I love your comment. My mom was with my daddy for almost 54yrs before he passed. He had a playboy subscription & a natural flirt. Didn't even realize he was flirting. My momma always said I know where he lays his head @ night, when they stop looking means they found someone & our love is everlasting. I notice attractive people doesn't mean I'm gonna throw away 18yrs with my man & kids on a whim😂
In that 11+ minutes I laughed most of the time; I wasn’t afraid I’d pee my pants with laughter, but a lot of chuckling went on in my tent-tiny corner of California.
@@maryrosekent8223 - Outside of tents coming in all sizes, your tent-tiny corner of California (or New York, or...) probably costs as much as a mansion in the middle of Idaho. That typed, there's no shame in Depends. Keep on laughing. Ha.
This is true. When i get annoyed at my spouse, i remember all the helpful things he does and calm down.
Sometimes, that's the only thing that gets me through. He's a fantastic man, but we still manage to rub one another the wrong way.
@@TheDellaniOakes cat and dog, oil and water. Opposites attract, which works for a while, but long turn, it is exhausting! Still we stay together.
My husband promised that he would wash the dishes if I'd cook. In 41 years, he's never failed to help.
What a wonderful man you married Blessings to you both!!
@@gisforme5032 Thank you, I did indeed!
By now, you should get him one of those dishwashing machines.
@@hxhdfjifzirstc894 We do and he's in charge of loading it. His choice.
Wishing you both happy and healthy years to come ❤
I have been washing the dishes while watching Dry Bar Comedy for years! I'm doing the dishes as I watch this video. Awesome advice!
You are better than most men who never wash the dishes.
@edithdlp8045, a friend of mine once asked me, "Why do you always do the dishes?" I said, "Because you're going home to a wife that hates you. When you leave, my wife and I are going to make a mess out of the bed sheets!" It's about doing my part. Everyone is happier that way.
@@edithdlp8045 - This isn't kosher or accurate.
@@patrickgallagher9069maybe someday you'll grow up and find your balls.
Yessir, yessir!
Rubber gloves, stand up, an album or video, and those dishes are done-zo.
My New Years resolution this year was to laugh every day.
I have found so many good comedians I enjoy to support this way!
It sure is more fun to cook if someone else washes up!
Isn't this kind of a "you fly, I'll buy" scenario? Whoever cooks, the other person washes the dishes... I usually find a way to wash everything while cooking.
That was wholesome, family friendly and so funny! What a Chad, I'mma go root for his special to com out.
Funny man! He had some new twists on common comedian subjects.Fresh!
Great comedy! Thanks!
Such a nice guy!
The 2 words for a Happy Marriage...Yes Dear :-)
Lmao
except when she asks if she looks fat
Excellent comedy!
Thanks!👍
My man with funny facts😅
😂😂😂he's not wrong 😅
"Took" my wife's first name 😏.....that's really a thing. 😛
Excellent advice
Ive always had 2 pet peeves. Dishes in the sink when there is a dishwasher next to the sunk. Then pushing the kitchen chairs in.😂😂😂
Sink not sunk sorry
@@donnalamb6391t's just a typo. No worries 👍
@@donnalamb6391
We figured it out, but if it bugs you, you can always fix it in edit.
Only the two pet peeves?
@@RobVespaI'm sure he has more but he knows that you can only count to two.
Back in my day, we called them nickels! And they were worth more!
We used to get a loaf of bread, four cups of coffee, and two tickets to the picture show for that!
I tell ya! That Chaplin was a real gas!
He's funny
Daddy …’do you even like kids?’…. 🫶🏼🤣
Have and hold frame, never stop learning/building, and pick one is a compliment your life, not a nuisance
huh?
@@JustOneAsbesto - Seconded
Bro stroked out
Not taking the last name is a deal-breaker!!
He was very good.
I just kissed your wife. 😂😂😂
That was great.
Parent funny. Stay a good Dad.
Your support makes me happy and successful🙏🏻♥️
So funny😂
Daddy loves me!
hahahahaa
This isn’t rocket science fellas.
Agreed - It's also not a gender thing.
@@RobVespa.. So true! 😂
Awesomely funny!!
My husband does.. even going blind.
My tip, capitulate early and often, you can always renegotiate later.
Hilarious 😂
Only ONE thing you need to know. Once you realize that you would die for your partner without hesitation or thought, the rest is easy. ❤
🤔🤔👌🏾😂😂🎤
If you're ordering food, don't you give the name of the person you know is going to pick it up?!? 🤣 I do, anyway.
The #1 rule...."the Wife-y is always right."
😂
👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️😍😍😍😍😍😍😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Ta-da! ROFLMAO :)
Healthy hate.
😅😂
Promo SM 🙌
Fathers of. BLACK daughters. Special case.
Being married doesn’t mean I stop looking at other women. An attractive woman is an attractive woman.
I'm a female & I love your comment. My mom was with my daddy for almost 54yrs before he passed. He had a playboy subscription & a natural flirt. Didn't even realize he was flirting. My momma always said I know where he lays his head @ night, when they stop looking means they found someone & our love is everlasting. I notice attractive people doesn't mean I'm gonna throw away 18yrs with my man & kids on a whim😂
That's right.
Even dogs chasing cars they can't drive.
@@jtaye2051sick
@@evalehde3869Exactly!
As long as you aren’t lusting
This was not funny.
not funny
To you. Funny is very subjective.
@@maryrosekent8223 - Really? Thanks for letting us know.
@@RobVespayou should be glad that someone let you know since you're too ignorant to figure it out for yourself.
Did you realize after you watched the whole 11 minutes?
@@Spartakiss did you think it was funny? cause that's fine .but I didn't find it even amusing..
this is terrible
It's not as terrible as that piece of crap you call your UA-cam channel.
In that 11+ minutes I laughed most of the time; I wasn’t afraid I’d pee my pants with laughter, but a lot of chuckling went on in my tent-tiny corner of California.
@@maryrosekent8223 - Outside of tents coming in all sizes, your tent-tiny corner of California (or New York, or...) probably costs as much as a mansion in the middle of Idaho. That typed, there's no shame in Depends. Keep on laughing. Ha.
Where's your special?
@@RobVespa
I’m a life-long renter.
Lionel Harris is so crazy funny❤ He had a boring audience with no personality