@@jx14aby DT'as campaign in 2024 is going to be based on the failures of the Democrats. Economy. War. Covid. Migration. Fail. Fail. Fail. This means DT will be the only man in history to win 3 Presidential elections.
That's John F. O'Donohue, he's an actor and a former police officer. He has tons of guest appearances, I was just researching about him yesterday because of his guest appearance on The King of Queens.
@@just-nala Exactamundo, could not say it better. A true lightning in a bottle. I consider myself blessed that I'm able to watch it in my teens in the 90s. The G.O.A.T.. show of all time.
@@DPMusicStudio He's pretty good in that role, maybe the best on Seinfeld, but "true genius"? People are throwing that word around easily these days. A true genius is Leonardo da Vinci, or Isaac Newton. Jason is an actor. There are no geniuses actors, and if you compare one to a genius you have no idea what you're talking about, or your vocabulary needs adjustment
@@Alex_1729 Well, that's your opinion but an actor can be a genius at his or her CRAFT. The way they deliver a line or inhabit a character can be so skillful and yes, genius.
Growing up, I never really cared much for this show. But, as I get older, I find that it is growing on me. It really is funny and the scripts are well written.😊
Yeah i used to like it back when i was young for the obvious goofs. As im older it's wayyyy better I'm going to rewatch it again.. now that I've lived a lot of life since then.
I'm the exact opposite: I loved this show and took a dip in appreciation once I hit my 30's. I still like it a lot, but it's hitting a bit closer to home now...
I still don't get why people say Seinfeld is a show about nothing, anymore than other sitcoms are also shows about nothing. Is Raymond or King of Queens about something, while Seinfeld is about nothing??? Why do people say that???
I watched Seinfeld a lot in the 90s when I was in my teens and early 20s. I can only remember Kramer, George, Newman. You know, those exaggerated characters. Now when I watch UA-cam-clips I find Jerry much more interesting than I used to. His sarcasm and wit needs to be appreciated.
@@ProjectInsight44 Dude, giving a girl a compliment doesn't make you a simp. Giving your paycheck to an e-girl on the off chance she hooks up with you makes you a simp.
Thanks for uploading :) Love this scene, Costanza at his very best with his golden quote "It's not a lie...if you believe it", Jerry losing his marbles when taking the poly is just awesome 🤣
@@tommypetraglia4688 doesn't change the fact he practically made the show what it is. Man's a legend. As for that rant, I don't believe he harbors hate toward any race.
This episode was too much, especially because my family used to get together to watch Melrose Place every week but tried to keep it on the hush to other people. Funny thing is the lady cop is now married to Grant Show who played Jake on Melrose Place.
It's amazing how one of the best shows of all time can reference another show and it all fades in obscurity after being so popular at that time Now that's staying power!
The key is to not answer their questions at all, after you've been asked a question, then ask yourself a question with the answer you want to give, and answer that question. If you just focus on honestly asking (in your head to yourself)and answering your own questions you should pass the test.
Jerry: “You gotta shake it up!” Elaine: “No. I’m sick of shaking. You gotta shake everything....” Jerry: :::starts to gently shake her bottle....::: “Yeah... that’s a real nuisance...” ~~It’s another golden bit of Seinfeld “minutia”~~. Hey uand kind person who uploaded this- ...FThank you for the entire upload friend
"It's not a lie, if you believe it." One of several dozen Seinfeld lines I've put in my permanent rotation.
It's gonna be Donald Trump's campaign motto in 2024.
@@jx14aby sigh
@@jx14aby DT'as campaign in 2024 is going to be based on the failures of the Democrats. Economy. War. Covid. Migration. Fail. Fail. Fail.
This means DT will be the only man in history to win 3 Presidential elections.
It's currently on a Fox News short... "Jussie goes the Full Constanza"
That's what brought me back to re-watch this clip.
I use that line and another one from from Homer Simpson :"If something's hard to do, then it's not worth doing!"
"Maybe I can beat the machine."
"Who do you think you are? Costanza?!"
I beat the machine.
Wow, I would almost say, "Well done Guadalupe"… Just, um, it all depends on what you beat it regarding… :-)
I dont get it
See 2:00
Frek bro, that is outstanding... it’s almost like you watched the UA-cam clip
The seriousness of the cop asking the questions makes that scene.
The tone is perfect sounds like hes asking a question like
"Okay no Jerry where were you between the hours of 10and12 on the night of the 23rd
😂
That's John F. O'Donohue, he's an actor and a former police officer. He has tons of guest appearances, I was just researching about him yesterday because of his guest appearance on The King of Queens.
If you want to see a hilarious rendition of a police interrogation, search "The Wire Bunk's interrogation techniques".
the tough NY cop playing straight in a silly scene has been done to death but as usual Seinfeld does it in a way that still makes us laugh
Especially smoking cigar in the office…
“It’s like telling Pavarotti, teach me to sing like you”
The line is amazing, but Jason's delivery is just perfect. He's a true genius.
@@just-nala Exactamundo, could not say it better. A true lightning in a bottle. I consider myself blessed that I'm able to watch it in my teens in the 90s. The G.O.A.T.. show of all time.
@@DPMusicStudio He's pretty good in that role, maybe the best on Seinfeld, but "true genius"? People are throwing that word around easily these days. A true genius is Leonardo da Vinci, or Isaac Newton. Jason is an actor. There are no geniuses actors, and if you compare one to a genius you have no idea what you're talking about, or your vocabulary needs adjustment
@@Alex_1729 Oh, “genius” means whatever you want it to mean.
@@Alex_1729 Well, that's your opinion but an actor can be a genius at his or her CRAFT. The way they deliver a line or inhabit a character can be so skillful and yes, genius.
Only the writers on "Seinfeld" could have dreamt this up. Such a brilliant concept.
The tv soap sounds so trashy. 😂
"It's not a lie, if you believe it." is such a Constanza thing to say 😂
That is smooth as f
Dr. GOEBBLES said it too. Tell a lie to the public repeatedly till it becomes truth.
It's an epical quote 🗿
It's not a lie if you believe it
That's a fact!!!
Words to live by.
Then, in that case, we move on to how Andy does things....
Greatest line on the show!
“It’s only stealing if you get caught”
-Al Bundy
One of Jerry's best-acted scenes in the show.
One of the best lines delivered by a one time character on this show.
"Yeah...I think you've seen it."
"Who do you think you are? Costanza?!" i love that line.
3:49 I never noticed before how Michael the actor actually responds to Jerry saying his name
Good catch!
I've always noticed but never thought it wasn't obvious...
@Jay Stern What's your problem, Lol.
@@Jack-tu5zf
Gaming. So cool
wait what happened
I think it's hilarious when the cop goes right from asking a simple question to "Did Kimberly steal Jo's baby?"
Buuuuutttt... did she?
@@mrblaoblao6981 I don't know!
@@jgfunk Maybe we should put you in the poli. I think you've seen it.
It sounds so trashy haha.
"And if so, did she enjoy it?" always makes me crack up more.
Same! 😂😂😂
Back then, I was already a huge Seinfeld fan, but also Melrose Place was my guilty pleasure. So this episode had perfect timing
Everybody’s guilty pleasure
I never seen it.
Does any of that stuff they're asking about actually happen on Melrose Place?
Proud to say I've never seen a single Melrose Place episode. No lie.
@@jx14aby Thank you. Now that I have that valuable information, I'll be able to sleep at night
“Oh, that Michael. I hate him. He’s just so smug.” 😂😂
Catches Kramer off guard, almost broke character
Seinfeld watching Melrose Place that's a 90's overload.
The old I get the more I understand this show
Sometimes you have to watch it several times to catch all the hidden gems!
Solidarity.
Its always my favorite i think you have to be smart to catch all the jokes
Same I found it when I was 14, at 26 it’s a lot funnier.
I hated this show when I was 11, but now I'm older I love it
If George took that test it’d be the straightest of lines.
"Oh that Michael, I hate him! He's just so smug."
MyPickleTickles I actually came down here to the comments to find this comment 😆
Well Jean, at risk of sounding crude, my pickle tickles me to generally seek out other videos :-)
Ironic since it defines Jerry now.
@@rafay8516 why?
smugness is not a good quality
Growing up, I never really cared much for this show. But, as I get older, I find that it is growing on me. It really is funny and the scripts are well written.😊
Yeah i used to like it back when i was young for the obvious goofs. As im older it's wayyyy better I'm going to rewatch it again.. now that I've lived a lot of life since then.
I'm the exact opposite: I loved this show and took a dip in appreciation once I hit my 30's. I still like it a lot, but it's hitting a bit closer to home now...
That's a cute scene at the end, all four of them together watching TV
I always loved how they were friends with each other inspite of their very obvious flaws.
The police lady is gorgeous
And in real life is married to Jake (Grant Show) from Melrose Place. Classic huh?
Matt M No , not really
If that's true, Bliss, that's PERFECTLY classic!
Shes pretty. Not gorgeous
@@Wildcock23 not to me but everybody has diff taste
I always remembered that line from George. "It's not a lie...if you believe it" 😂
WOW okay so youre a liar. got it.
Watched this so many times and it’s still as funny as it was the first time.
Amen to that.
One of the best Jerry scenes taking that polygraph test
We're literally watching a show, of people watching a show.
And that's how Twitch was born.
We are youtubers, we have no lives.
to be fair seinfeld is a show about nothing.
I still don't get why people say Seinfeld is a show about nothing, anymore than other sitcoms are also shows about nothing. Is Raymond or King of Queens about something, while Seinfeld is about nothing??? Why do people say that???
Now we are reading comments of people posting a video, of a show of people watching a show!
I watched Seinfeld a lot in the 90s when I was in my teens and early 20s. I can only remember Kramer, George, Newman. You know, those exaggerated characters. Now when I watch UA-cam-clips I find Jerry much more interesting than I used to. His sarcasm and wit needs to be appreciated.
I love that 90% of the time he's indifferent. Just the 'straight man' amused by all the nuts around him.
OKAY WOW NOT ELIANE???? becayse shes a woman? GOT IT.
The way he deadpans "Yeah this is a real nuisance, oh this is killing me" in this scene gets me everytime
Jerry and Elaine are like an old married couple. They're so comfortable with each other
Priyesh Soni Simp
@@ProjectInsight44 Dude, giving a girl a compliment doesn't make you a simp. Giving your paycheck to an e-girl on the off chance she hooks up with you makes you a simp.
They're exes, they had nothing to lose being vulnerable to each other
Ive seen this episode 47 times, I have yet to see even one episode of Melrose place.
I can fess up to watching when Jane and Sydney fought over grandma's wedding dress. By the pool, of course.
Maybe we should put you on the poly
It's okey you can admit that you've seen it.
@@snjikov I think he's seen it.
Are you willing to take a polygraph test? 😉
Who do you think you are? Constanza? This gets funnier every time I hear it
lol when he shakes the bottle of juice
LOL right!!!! You just know Julia broke character a few times on that one!!!!!! Hahaha
Cut scene "Oh, yeah, that's a real nuisance..and I'm not even left-handed, IF you know what I mean."
Shake weight moment.
One of Jerry's best deliveries that's for sure
Nick Kyrgios was fined 17 000 dollars when he did similar gesture shaking his water bottle
"Who do you think you are? Costanza?" 🤣🤣🤣
Jerry's shirt in this clip is very puffy. Very puffy indeed.
I don't wanna be a pirate!
Haha
Well, it was the era of puffy shirts.
I believe that in 500 years, people will still watch this and laugh their pants off.
Unless said pants were actually on fire
Just 4 friends hanging out and watching TV, will never happen again.
OMG ! she is Lydia ? from Two and a half men
thats her, just wanted to type that
Yes! I was wondering where I've heard that voice, its very peculiar
even the same movements lol
Apologies for the frivolity...
yep... Katherine Lanasa
I also watched Melrose place and I'm not ashamed of it
“Why don’t you just confess??”
“It’s too stupid to confess!!”
Relatable af lol
Thanks for uploading :)
Love this scene, Costanza at his very best with his golden quote "It's not a lie...if you believe it", Jerry losing his marbles when taking the poly is just awesome 🤣
I gotta say, you beautifully cut all the relevant parts together 👍
1:43 Jerry turned into Jackie Chiles?
The source of one of the best lines ever: it's not a lie if you believe it
Seinfeld Effect
“It’s not a lie,if you believe it.” That’s the truth 😂😂
The way Kramer (Michael Richards) react when Jerry says "Oh that Michael, I hate him, he's just so smug!" 😂😂
Too bad Michael Richards is such a racist
@@tommypetraglia4688 doesn't change the fact he practically made the show what it is. Man's a legend. As for that rant, I don't believe he harbors hate toward any race.
he said one stupid thing fifteen years ago, let's not demonize him forever
@@mouse059 people need to cling to victimhood.
This never gets old.
"It's like saying to Pavarotti, teach me to sing like you"
Even though the show is 30 years old, it's like it could have been yesterday. It hasn't lost any relevance.
"It's not a lie, if you believe it"...LOL...Gotta love George.
I'm going to have an endless loop of Seinfeld play in my coffin for eternity or for as long as the electricity holds out.
The actress, Katherine LaNasa, is now married to Grant Show who played Jake Hanson on Melrose Place.
I wondered how she was able to play her role so convincingly!
And here's the answer!!
She's so hot. Definitely in my "Top 5" women Seinfeld dated on the show.
SEINception or IncepFELD
Checked now, is true- married in 2012
How do you talk about Melrose Place and then, after about 18 years you marry someone from that show ? it's incredible - destiny ...
i watched all of melrose place back when it was on tv. i remember nothing, not even the intro. must have been a great show.
So happy this is on hulu
Oh Melrose Place, that brought back memories.
This episode was too much, especially because my family used to get together to watch Melrose Place every week but tried to keep it on the hush to other people. Funny thing is the lady cop is now married to Grant Show who played Jake on Melrose Place.
I searched for her. She is hot af with amazing legs.
Hollywood is a small town.
There was a time in the early 80s I didn't want people 2 know I watched the Young & the Restless 😃😃
Im watching Sons and Daughters........so.........
Since he’s not under arrest he’s the first guy to storm out during a lie detector test! 🤣
This is one of the all-time greats
Everyone acted great. So funny. YES..I ADMIT IT. I WATCH IT! That michael ....is just SO SMUG!
and Sidney is a wacko... but so hot
Where can i find full epispdes
Is it true a polygraph will just record the areas of stress i.e. breathing, etc.?
Hey! Thats Lydia from two and a half men
I mean, this is why Seinfeld is the best
Never top this show
George's lying skills make Walter White look like a naive amateur.
I think I had the same light blue and white-striped shirt Jerry is wearing in the final scene.
It's amazing how one of the best shows of all time can reference another show and it all fades in obscurity after being so popular at that time
Now that's staying power!
2:29 greatest line in sitcom history
Jerry's acting chops are severely underappreciated.
Yes it's funny how some non- actors are better than actual actors (like the weirdo cop everyone's gushing about 🙄)
How many times have I seen the episode? Four or five? And how many times have I laughed? Every time....
The only show I laugh at when Im not stoned.
As sports coaches say, "You can't teach speed."
Man I loved me some Melrose Place
I like how this wasn't even corporate synergy; Jerry just really liked Melrose Place.
Cop administering the polygraph was perfectly cast.
The key is to not answer their questions at all, after you've been asked a question, then ask yourself a question with the answer you want to give, and answer that question. If you just focus on honestly asking (in your head to yourself)and answering your own questions you should pass the test.
Yes, but you still have to answer their question? Which means you thinking about it and coming up with a good answer..
They are all gettin' down to the Melrose theme at 3:44. Haha.
RJ
RJ Onyx Moonshadow, The Spiritual Cosmologist Cosmology 😂😂😂. what a crock of shit
Where they doing a commercial for Melrose place inside of a tv show that you're already watching ?
The 90s, when we had huge sleeves
Wow this girl is so pretty, I just watch these videos just to see her
What other show has that blonde cop been in? I know ive seen her but cant remember
If I recall Seinfeld and Melrose Place both came on Thursday, but I think Melrose Place moved to Wednesday later, not that I watched it or anything.
I loved this show in the 90s but never watched a single episode of Melrose Place. Maybe I'll watch the whole series on Netflix.
It's on CBS All Access, not Netflix.
@@fromthehaven94 pluto
"When someone is lying is it true that their pants are actually on Fire"??? Hilarious
It's like saying to Pavarotti, "teach me to sing like you."
Classic episode! Gold.
oh that michael i hate him hes just so smug.
Did you catch Kramer's reaction to his real name?
"Oh this is killing me"
Love the look on her face
wow! this episode actually got more likes than views . . . SIMPLY AMAZING!!!!!!!!!
So much talent it is breathtaking
2:39 The polygraph examiner is portrayed by John F. O’Donahue. He was a NYPD officer before he was an actor.
Also played a rather annoying detective on NYPD Blue
Jerry: “You gotta shake it up!”
Elaine: “No. I’m sick of shaking. You gotta shake everything....”
Jerry: :::starts to gently shake her bottle....::: “Yeah... that’s a real nuisance...”
~~It’s another golden bit of Seinfeld “minutia”~~.
Hey uand kind person who uploaded this- ...FThank you for the entire upload friend
I like how Kramer looked at Jerry for a second when he said Michael
Too bad Michael Richards is such a racist
why does it say FULL episodes and yet has a life span of 4;01
I used to watch Melrose Place in early 90's.
English Now we all did, but very few admit it
@@mrblaoblao6981 lol I was too young for Melrose pl, but I remember Seinfeld
Patrick Oliver I don't get it, both were shows for grownups
@@mrblaoblao6981 MP is a seedy soap opera, Seinfeld's a universal comedy. we watched it at dinner in elementary school w/ my grandparents. Lol
THE FEMALE POLICE OFFICER WAS TOTALLY FLIRTING WITH JERRY.
She moved to Malibu, with Charlie Harper.
Ya, that's because they were dating at the time.
So strange, I have watched the entire show and I have zero recollection of this episode.
That's weird cuz it's one of the best ones.
Is the police officer Lydia from Two and a Half Men?
I've never watched Melrose! Put me on the poly.
Scottie Stanley Did Kimberly steal Jo's baby?
@@fromthehaven94 I DON'T KNOW! Honestly, I don't know...lol
Did Billy sleep with Allison's best friend?
@Parris ofTroy I don't know...🤥
@@fromthehaven94 when in doubt, just say yes...lol.
Is that Lydia from Two and a Half Men?
yeah
I always wondered what Jerry did in the daytime. Prolly taped the episodes and put em on the next day lol
"It's not a lie if you believe it."
That lady cop was so cute.